"I'm sorry, did he say brother in law?"
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please do look it up if you dont know the date bc there may be at least an approximate answer and otherwise the last option will completely dominate and this poll will be boring.
and dont be like 'but i cant sing'... just answer the earliest tune you know well enough that you COULD sing it
periods of western classical music provided only for reference
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@echoylir , gabrielle : " what the hell did you do ; tap - dance all over the body with ice - skates ? "
it 𝑐𝑒𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑙𝑦 would seem so ( ... ) kora standing above the 𝒸ₒᵣₚₛₑ , light steam expelling from the imperial officer's clothes . blue heat of their blade has ˢᶤᵐᵐᵉʳᵉᵈ out to a cool silver , clutched in kora's 🇸🇭🇦🇰🇾 fist . ❛ he kept coming , ❜ tone carries a 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐧𝐭 edge of defensiveness . the officer had taken two or ᵀᴴᴿᴱᴱ slashes before crumpling , & had even then continued to fire off shots . [ you'd simply bore down after that , in a blur . ]
❛ if you're done here , there will be more on their way . ❜ patrons ˢᵖᶤˡˡ out of the cantina in a flood of 𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚌 & fear ( ... ) fleeing , lest they become the next body on the floor . [ you would have preferred to abstain from violence ( ... ) yet it becomes increasingly clear that yours & your companion's faces will not go unnoticed . too many bounties , too many people 🇱🇴🇴🇰🇮🇳🇬 for them . ] ❛ — we need to go . ❜
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this is literally my first time drawing them, and it's a meme...
also, here's the og post
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i had a dream last night that i organized a tumblr meetup and we all agreed to go to a local bar together. so i go to the bar but it was a really busy night and i didn't want to ask every stranger "are u here for tumblr reasons" bc that's embarrassing and i'm shy. so i just got a drink and felt very awkward & hoped someone would approach me. tried to look inviting and like i was from tumblr but not like i was "from tumblr". when i left some girl stopped me to ask if i was there for the meetup but i was too shy and asked what's tumblr?
in the dream i went home to make a post about how nobody showed up to the tumblr meetup but my entire dash was people saying they'd gone to the bar but were too fucking shy to admit to being on tumblr so we'd all just had a drink and gone home
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NZ Hatsune Miku but shes a Hawkes Bay bogan teenager
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Nah man this 8ft black and white thing wandered onto my lawn AGAIN this is the third time I’m calling his husband to come pick them up!!!
(dsmp posting in 2024?? When the last thing I’ve drawn digitally of them was in April 2022???? Wiiiilllddd. What am I even doing.)
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I’ve done this in the past but it hasn’t worked out very well
FOR EACH NOTE I GET ON THIS POST, I WILL DO ONE JUMPING JACK
Rules:
max of 3 notes per person
You can tag as many people as you want (looking at you @the-taggerrr, @the-gimmick-simp and @non-tyrannical-usa)
FOR EVERY 100 NOTES I WILL RUN A MILE ON THE TREADMILL
I will record and post the footage of me doing all of the above at a tbd time. (Prob wearing a mask and stuff)
Not only is tagging allowed, it’s encouraged so GET TAGGING!!!!!1!1!!1!1!11!!!
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If you know my track record this probably does not come as a surprise
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That one event when PC sleeps in History class and wakes up with cum on their hand. It's not the only one, but, like......
No just let me delulu okay just LET ME THINK IT'S THE HIGH CONFIDENCE ROBIN and this is the premise we need for Somnophilia Ronin okay "no one seems to notice" BUT IF YOU LOOK TO YOUR SIDE HONAY MAYBE YOU LL SEE SOMEONE IS BLUSHING JUST LET ME DREAM PLEASE SOMNO ROBIN IS REAL AND I'M SO READY FOR IT.
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