#i just want my boys to be okay

[heavtheange]

Thinking about this scene during Than-less and Coma-nos times.

[babyslutbuck]

[drac0line1nn1t]

*Wade and Logan sitting on the sofa together, wade leaning on Logan's shoulder*

Wade: do you think we're together in every universe?

Logan: no, and we literally have proof we're not, but, that's what makes this one special.

[tragedy-machine]

AU where Edwin escapes from hell only after Charles enters that attic

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Question for the DP fandom:

Do you think Danny’s hair turns white when it falls out? It’s technically dead cells anyway but when it naturally falls off his head, do you think it turns white? Because I think it would be hilarious if his hairbrush just has white hair, no black strands whatsoever, and his significant other thought the worst until they know his secret.

[caelanglang]

The O(ccasionally)samu D(runk)azai

[blackkatdraws2]

There are more things in the Parable than Stanley knows about. [Blank Scripts AU]

[mamawasatesttube]

yknow how sometimes dogs will hunt things and be like look i did so good!!! yayyy i got you this!!! bc theres a comedy story in my mind in which krypto decides he likes kon's friends and wants to give them presents too! and. well.

krypto leaves a dead bird on tim's pillow and tim goes oh shit fuck is this an oblique threat that someone's discovered my identity as one of the bird-themed heroes in gotham? but then why's it a fucked-up looking pigeon and not a robin or a rook (if youre like me and like tim taking on the name rook later)??????? and why is it so mangled and burned what does it mean is this a threat of a specific way someone wants to kill me?!?! who could it have been from?! when did someone even break in and why didn't they trip any of my alarms?!?! fuck i have to cancel my plans with kon and bart later shit i don't even know how i got compromised so i don't dare see either of them in public i don't want to risk them--fuck fuck fuck how did this happen i don't understand and why is it a pigeon and

meanwhile krypto is just like. :3c i did so good i am SUCH a good dog i leave him presents :) yayyy!!! i even cooked it for him. with heat vision! yaaayyy!!

so tim phones up kon like "listen we can't meet up this weekend i'm so sorry i think i've been compromised--" and goes on about how he needs to go on lockdown alert mode until he figures out what happened and who found him out and meanwhile kon's just. go back. the pigeon. describe that again.

tim describes the fucked up mangled burnt pigeon. and kon, who has dealt with his fair share of Superdog Presents and thought they'd come to an understanding about "krypto you can't do that you'll DECIMATE local wildlife" and such, just narrows his eyes. turns to the dog bed next to him. goes ……………………….. krypto.

and krypto's like :) wag wag wag :) yes thats me :) wag wag :) im good dog :) he is SO pleased with himself. thats one mystery solved!

this ends in tim, haunted, sitting at the farmhouse kitchen table while ma frets over him and makes him hot chocolate, kon wraps him in a blanket, krypto licks his feet, and lois is just like. yeah. been there. just be glad it wasn't sea monsters.

[landedinpayne]

in case you are in the mood to feel devastated here’s an alternate way of viewing charles’ response to edwin’s confession:

we know that charles kinda puts edwin on a pedestal- yes they are partners but there is a bit of a hierarchy between them. charles just looks up to and admires edwin in so many ways while constantly looking down on and being really hard on himself. he puts on his big happy persona because he thinks that people wouldn’t like him if they actually got to know him.

so when edwin confesses, it’s like a blow to him. he took his charming persona too far and went and tricked the most important person in the world into thinking he was worthy of love. and it’s worse because he does love edwin in that way, which is exactly why he can’t let him know that. charles still believes that he is like his dad, and he saw exactly what his parents’ relationship did to his mother.

he thinks that loving edwin in the way that he wants to would only cause more pain to this boy who has already been through far more than he deserves. so he blinks back his tears, attempts the same charming smile he’s used all these years, and dishes out the gentlest non-rejection in the history of forever

[atlas-five]

Alice inviting Sam and Celia to the show seems less like trying to fuck w Sam or his relationship (or even flirting w then both) and more like she's fucking lonely. she might have genuinely wanted them there, cuz, y'know, hanging out w people is how you make and keep friends generally. like,,,, before Celia it sounded like Sam and Alice were chillin' at work and had regular banter but since Celia showed up Sam's attention is all on her and hes started treating every interaction with Alice as an annoyance (and just generally being grumpy, if you consider his interaction w Gwen that one time). plus it's not like Gwen has time for Alice to even mess w her anymore. everything is changing and I don't think Alice is taking it well

[factual-fantasy]

[tittyinfinity]

I just remembered that up until 5th grade, all of the sports teams I was in weren't separated by gender. I played basketball and baseball with boys. And we did just fine.

It wasn't until 6th grade when they segregated it by gender. It didn't make sense to me. I was now in softball instead of baseball, because "softball is for girls" and "baseball is for boys" (which confused me bc my dad was on an adult softball team).

Now, my brother's all-male team didn't win a single game. My all-girls team won every single one.

They presented the boys' team with this HUGE trophy, and if you wanted replicas of it, they were $30 each.

My team was presented with a very small trophy. Extras were $5.

That's when I decided gender-segregated sports were bullshit.

[egophiliac]

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY, THE NEXT BOOK 7 UPDATE FOR THE JP SERVER IS SET FOR MARCH 1ST.

HOW WE FEELIN LADS!?!?!

AHHHHHHHH NOOO I'M NOT READY, I thought we'd be getting the fourth anniversary first and then Sebek's birthday and then maybe some more episode 7, I didn't -- I didn't think it'd be Friday --

oh god and they're rerunning the story cards, they didn't say this was the final part but it feels like...maybe the penultimate chapter? could the end of episode 7 finally be looming in the distance?! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO

[johnslittlespoon]

Tough And Sweet (Like You And Me) ♡

'Gale looks unfairly handsome in the soft golden light of the late evening, but even more unfair is the fact that John can’t just bridge the gap between them and kiss his feelings away. The more time he spends around Gale, the more it feels like he’s being consumed by his overwhelming infatuation, and there’s not a single thing he can do about it that doesn’t involve the risk of scaring the man out of his life.

So he shuts the truck door behind him after promising Gale he’ll text when he’s safe inside, and he tries not to stare too forlornly as the truck putters off down the street and rounds the corner.'

[ AO3 ]

[opikiquu]

(disappears for a month and reappears with a slightly obscure hyperfixation) Hey guys

[rockwgooglyeyes]

If only Ivan had ever been honest with Till, like, fucking hell. Then again, it isn’t as if Till was completely forthright with Ivan either but he wears his emotions on his face, he’s so much easier to read. Now, I cant help but read Till’s revulsion in Round 6 (to Ivan kissing him) as instinct, Till is flinching away, he’s surprised, he doesn’t know what’s happening, what is Ivan doing? Ivan reads that as hatred, as anger, because of course he does but if anything, it’s confusion, desperation to get free and demand an answer.

Till’s immediate reaction to most things is shock/confusion, and he defaults to fight over flight or freeze. He has a slow reaction time, it takes him a minute to fully understand something (which I can relate to) and so he’s not the fastest on his feet even if he’s fucking smart. Ivan reads that lack of immediacy as hesitation because for him, it is, he’s quick witted and it doesn’t take him very long to formulate any kind of plan.

In today’s comic, Till’s immediate reaction to Ivan's question is confusion and horror. Then, as he processes the information, he calms and placates Ivan with the concept of a birthday kiss, likely because they both know that Ivan doesn’t have a birthday. Ultimately, he’s distracted, annoyed by Ivan for being unwilling to give it up, and he doesn’t give much weight to Ivan’s words. But oh my fucking god, he isn’t opposed. To be honest, I think Till just assumes Ivan is joking because “oh that’s just how Ivan is, it doesn’t mean anything” but it does because Ivan is a fucking moron.

I can’t read Ivan and Till’s love as anything other than mutual, now. I mean, of course, Ivan is romantically, head over heels hopeless in love with Till but, Till loves Ivan too, and I don’t think it’s familial or even fully platonic. I think Till could have loved Ivan in the way Ivan wanted, if Ivan had given him the chance. If Ivan actually talked to him about it like a normal person, they could’ve actually had something. Can you imagine? If Ivan had said something instead of just dancing around it for infinity, they could’ve been happy.

But they never got that chance. Because Ivan didn’t think that was in the cards for him, because Till was too blind to see what was right in front of him, they are both doomed to die alone.