#i know this is ridiculous

[crowleysgirl56]

Hear me out. Alternate universe Good Omens where Michael Sheen decided to stick with his original casting as Crowley.

…and David Tennant instead got cast as Aziraphale.

[stormbabylore]

Just... still over here. Having a hard time with this. I think my familiarity bias is too strong. I keep trying to play her and struggling. These are actually some of the better screenshots of her. When she laughs or smiles, she looks ridiculous (in the bad way). Much as I loved the 80-90 picto quests, I couldn't enjoy them, because it's just... not her?

I miss her. :(

[drafthorsemath]

I may have made him a tiara. With silver plated wire and Swarovski crystals. Because he deserves it. I also made him a flower crown.

I told him he could put Firepuncher down but he declined.

He thinks he saw a squirrel.

[hippolotamus]

If you’re my blorbo I’ll probably forget to feed you. I’ll put you to bed a lot. You’ll spend a lot of time on the sofa with your arm over the back, having deep conversations with your closest person. And in the kitchen. But again, I’ll probably forget to feed you. You’ll just hang out there. Maybe have a drink and consider Big Life Things. And I’ll more than likely send you on a day trip close by so you can do some Major Pining™️.

You’ll hold hands with your beloved and turn your face into the curve of their neck. That space meant just for you. Oh and they’ll smell like some combination of citrus, sandalwood, vanilla and sunshine. And home. Can’t forget that very special, nebulous ingredient. Because you’re my very special little blorbo and I want you to have only nice things. Which is also why I’ll make you face all your insecurities, but shhhh, don’t worry about that right now. *forehead kisses*

[the-nefarious-vampire]

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

[disteal]

I hate gay people so much. I haven’t been able to hear an imagine dragons song on the radio or in a shop without my brain just IMMEDIATELY being flooded with ‘Okay im imagining his dragon’. People think i just rly hate imagine dragons with the way my face reacts but i don’t im literally fighting such a personal battle against saying something fruity abt mr dragons out of nowhere because the shit gay people say online is so funny

[gotstabbedbyapen]

It's always "Hades isn't bad or cruel, his deeds are just metaphors of the inevitable death" or "Hades kidnapping Persephone represent the premature death".

But when the argument "Zeus has numerous affairs and many children because he represent the fertile rain" is brought up, all nuance is suddenly out of the window and Zeus is just a womanizer who can't keep it in his pants.

[egophiliac]

he did it! 🐍 and it only took...uhhh...well, there probably could've been less punches, but why hold back!

PUNCHES FOR EVERYONE

[araneapeixes]

silly comic idea I've been chipping away at :) welcome tomy shadowheart poly shipping propaganda show

[sqeakymouse]

looking at this snoopy golfing tie and realizing. is this the boomer salaryman version of drawing hello kitty smoking a blunt? is there an innate human urge within us, an urge to draw little cartoon characters we like... doing the things we routinely do? did cave people paint pictures of baby mammoths idk roasting food over a fire? have we always done this?

[tobyfoxmademeascaly]

I adore y’shtola now because every single plan she comes up with is nigh-guaranteed to be the most unhinged idea ever thought up by cat or man. Being pursued by cops? COLLAPSE THE TUNNEL AND TELEPORT DIRECTLY INTO HEAVEN. Need to distract the Children of Everlasting Dark? THROW BEEHIVES INTO THEIR HOUSES. Need to perform a diving save into a bottomless pit? TELEPORT DIRECTLY INTO HEAVEN. AGAIN. Need to get on Mt. Gulg but air travel isn’t feasible? GIANT ROBOT. Need a portal to hell? MAKE A DEMON. That doesn’t work? SHOOT A LASER. AT THE MOON. Banger after banger.

[cj-the-random-artist]

Ok hear me out: Narilamb but they're both aroace and in a qpr.

I've been rolling around in my head for like a long long time this idea that Narinder and Lambert could both be aroace and (after like. A couple of centuries or so) end up in this like very comfortable very close relationship that neither of them define as anything specific other than calling it a "companionship". But on the other hand most of the cult thinks that they're dating in secret or something despite the fact that both of them have said they don't take lovers, because they are clearly very tight but maybe not super openly so, so maybe the cultists thing they're being secretive and hiding something or something like that. Idk but my aroace brain loves thinking about extremely close (mostly) platonic relationships and for some reason my brain decided hmm. I'm going to take this and throw it at Narilamb and see how I like it.

So then I decided to make a ridiculous joke comic about Narinder asking Lambert's hand in marriage specifically because he wants to get out of paying taxes. Because like, I know that spouse followers do actually still have to pay taxes in the actual game but. Hey Narinder and Lambert have presumably never married so they probably don't know that...? Honestly the only reason I made this was because the concept tickled me and I spent too much time on this for no one to see it, so. This comic and all it's absolute ridiculousness be upon ye.

While there's a tiny part of me that's been thinking about making this into an AU (which I'd probably call something like the "Strictly Platonic AU" or something), I know for a fact that I would blatantly not do anything legitimate with it so. It's an unofficial AU I guess?? But. Anyways. I thought this would be funny. Enjoy my ramblings and I hope you enjoy this thing that I spent. Actual time on. Lol

[eddievedders]

GOOD OMENS — Chapter 5: The Ball.

[wigglebox]

Destiel Pride - Day 11; Truth

[hitwiththetmnt]

Master Leonardo has some tricks to show Casey for his first Christmas

[yume-holic]

unironically blocked that animated movies poll blog because I could not stand to see Kon losing.

I know that if he were alive he wouldn't know or care about this but it broke my heart he did not work himself to death for this (?)