#i love him but god he is really such a derp

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

For funsies, do you have thoughts about what pokemon each Cullen would be most likely to have? Like idk why but I picture Emmett with a Growlithe

I swear to god I had answered this somewhere but since I can't find it, I doubt others can find it.

Let's do it.

Alice

Per the Pokemon universe, Alice is very clearly a psychic and while a powerful one is more or less bog-standard and less terrifying than Sabrina.

I imagine Alice would have a Kadabra and they would have great fun together as Alice communicates for them and uses them to teleport her places she wishes to go.

Bella

Bella has an Eevee, not only is it appropriately normal/non-interesting looking but it's very vulnerable looking, weak compared to its potential evolutionary forms, and has that evolutionary potential to become almost anything for all Bella wouldn't really recognize that fact.

She'd love Eevee because it's a normal type, just like her, because Bella is so normal it hurts.

"Bella, that means only fighting types are super effective against you"

"I am so average."

Carlisle

Carlisle has a Chansey that becomes a Blissey that is his wife Esme. See, Carlisle was working at a Pokemon Center (as one does) and one day came in a tragic Chansey that had had to run away from its trainer and in the process lost its egg.

Everyone had given up on Chansey and Carlisle, cursing himself for being a vampire and probably terrifying the life out of her, ends up taking her home.

Chansey thrives in her new environment and, as all Chansey do, becomes progressively weird the more happy she is. Chansey evolves into a Blissey, a creature that will run at lightening speeds to offer you an egg in your time of need.

It is accepted in the Cullen household that Esme the Blissey is the Cullen mom. It's so accepted, they forget it's weird.

Bella comes to their house and Edward promises she'll love his mother.

Who is his mother?

The Blissey making Italian food in the kitchen because Isaballa is Italian right? (Despite Blissey only saying "Blissey" the plot does not change at all and Bella just assumes that when Blissey goes on a long chirping rant to her it's about how great Edward is.

Yeah, Edward must be her favorite blood sucking child.)

Edward

Edward doesn't have a pokemon.

This is because as a vampire he didn't want to corrupt a good, benign, pokemon with his presence (only the fact that Carlisle and Esme are so pure prevents him from feeling too terrible about Esme). So, Edward wants to gravitate towards more... ah... let's call them tempermental pokemon such as Gengar.

However, Edward doesn't actually want a Gengar, as he wants to be a good person worthy of the world, and a Gengar also doesn't want him for that same reason.

When he meets Bella, there's a dramatic moment where she helps him accept that he too can have a pokemon like a real boy. As Bella tells him what to get, and he wants to impress her, I imagine he gets a Dragonair as it's so beautiful and elegant, just like Bella thinks Edward is (he's never allowed to evolve it into a herp de derp Dragonite).

Emmett

Growlithe and Arcanine in the pokemon world I think are a little too associated with duty/law enforcement to quite be Emmett's thing. Growlithes, while dogs, are very much watch dogs and have a steadfast seriousness when it comes to protection/the law or what have you.

I'm really struggling with him, actually.

I'm going to go with Aipom, good natured but extremely mischievous (and perhaps a little short sighted) who love to live in groups and are just looking for a good time.

Emmett would think his Aipom is the shit.

Emmett also has a Magikarp because he thinks it's hilarious. Its name is Splash. He will never ever trade it.

Esme

Esme is a Blissey. See above.

Though, a happy (but weird), day might come about when coming back from doing the shopping (which Blissey happily does now without having to worry about eating people even if the towns people of Poke Forks are a little surprised that the Blissey is just out there shopping... alone... or going to parent teacher conferences and just... acting like people) and what do you know there's an egg.

"This is our egg, Carlisle" Esme the Blissey clearly pantomimes.

"Sure," is what Carlisle says because he doesn't want to disagree (and pokemon work in mysterious ways) but he did not do the thing that you know humans do to procreate.

Anyways, point being, Esme at one point might have a little Happiny.

Rosalie looks on it with envy because while she adores Esme, EsMe CaN HaVE ChiLDrEN anD isN't a VAmPIrE.

Jasper

Jasper has a Houndoom from his glory days at war. He tries to tell people it's not a Balrog.

Jasper is wrong, it is a Balrog.

Renesmee

There's a story here.

There is great debate over what pokemon Renemsee should get as it should be as special and wonderful as she is. Edward wants to give he ran Eevee, like her mother (Bella's Eevee having since evolved into some state Bella thinks is more cool/better) and for the symbolism of potential and growth that Eevees represent.

Bella wants to give her daughter a Dratini, something that will grow up to be beautiful and elegant and otherworldly (and never a Dragonite, never, it will only stay a Dratini).

Esme of course offers her beloved daughter Happiny (but isn't that your child Esme???) as well as an egg in Renesmee's time of need.

Alice wants her with something adorable like a Pichu, Azumarill, or what have you. It will look great in pictures. And must never ever be allowed to evolve.

Emmett wants to give her a Magikarp which they will name "Splash Two" or "Splashnesmee".

Jacob, of course, wants to give Renesmee a Mightyena because it's a wolf. "It will eat her face, Jacob" Bella does not want to do this even if she admits the symbolism is touching.

In all the bickering, Renesmee stumbles across a Cleffa (stumble being that a spaceship arrived and hit her in the face). Cleffa, being extremely rare and alien, is not recognized by the Cullens who stare and wonder "what is that thing".

Alice supposes it's cute, if not what she had in mind, she can work with this. Bella, Edward, and Jacob are all still upset and trying to get Renesmee to give the thing to Esme to raise so she can have their pokemon instead.

Renesmee ends up with all the pokemon, but does not get rid of Cleffa.

Rosalie

I actually put Rosalie as having a Chikorita. Chikoritas are steadfast, loyal to those they love, as well as courageous. While a Vulpix and Ninetales would appeal to Rosalie's aesthetics, being incredibly beautiful, Chikorita would have all the qualities she'd look for in a friend/partner that is a Pokemon while also being able to be nurturing/help with chores and things (via the use of helpful vines versus well fire balls).

[datlokibumtho]

EDIT: I said I'd add more, and so I shall. I swear, the more I rewatch it, the more abserdity crosses my mind. I forgot some, so I'll add those when I remember them.

Rewatching the Mugen Train Arc, and there are a few things I noticed that I shall now share with you. I will add more as I think of them.

▪︎Rengoku's mom is hot

▪︎You will never be able to convince me we didn't see Akaza's O Face during that final attack.

▪︎Why didn't Akaza just drag Rengoku along with him to escape? All that oomf he has, and you're telling me one dude is too heavy? Nezuko can carry someone easily while in baby mode and was strong enough to curbstomp Daki, and you're telling me Akaza, Upper Three, the fourth most powerful demon in existence can't drag one guy along for the ride while bailing? I'm calling that shit hard.

▪︎Tanjirou's VA knocked this shit out of the park.

▪︎I call bullshit that Rengoku didn't activate his Demon Slayer Mark during all that.

¤ Edit: I now know why that didn't happen, so nevermind this one.

▪︎While we're on the topic of Rengoku, can I just briefly express my confusion as to his dream of choice when Enmu put him to sleep? Out of everything he could have dreamed, all the scenarios his mind could have conjured up, he chose "that one time I did something extraordinary and my dad didn't give a shit" followed by any given day of the week. Tanjirou got his family back, Zenitsu got to spend time with the girl he loved, Inosuke got to do whatever the fuck that was...and Rengoku's got an alcoholic father who doesn't give a hair on a witch's tit if his kids live or die, a mom that's still dead from illness, and last Tuesday, the Tuesday before that, and the Tuesday before that, also known as his everyday life. Why? He could have had a father that was a presentable human being again, a mother that wasn't dead or ill, a happy life...and he bypassed all of that. Just. Fucking. Why.

¤Edit: upon further thought and some amateur analysis of his psyche, the dream probably revolved more around time with his brother, or his boundless optimism making him think every day is a gift or worth celebrating or special somehow. Or maybe he just has a really bad imagination.

▪︎Rengoku just gave Enmu his first brush with heartburn.

▪︎Look up the lyrics to Homura by LiSA, and I believe you will join me in saying fuck whoever chose the music. Why they gotta do that? Why?

▪︎Get you a man that's an absolute goober, a total badass, a complete and utter derp, a major sweetheart, and a super serious hot mess all at once. Get you a Flame Hashira. Get you Rengoku Kyoujurou.

▪︎"I'm a box lunch vendor" wasn't suspicious until he said it wasn't suspicious. Then it became suspicious.

▪︎Rengoku moving his ass like "Total Consentrstion Fuck You I'm A Hashira" speed mode activated. "Ecceleration Mode", for anyone that's up on older anine.

▪︎Pigtails runnin' her way through Rengokus dream world like the edge isn't invisible and she was at zero risk of slamming face first into it.

▪︎God damn, Tanjirou, right between the man-titties. Rude as fuck.

▪︎Tanjirou: smells blood in a snow storm, Muzan in the middle of Tokyo, identifies people by their scents after only meeting them once, can smell character traits

Rengoku: two cars down from them, chowing away at bento, unnoticed

Zenitsu: hears thing down to a celluar level and can figure out what something's species and intent are based solely of of their sounds of existsnce

Rengoku: two cars down from them, practically yelling "tasty" repeatedly, unnoticed

Inosuke: has super insane instincts and the ability to lock onto things miles away

Renkgoku: STILL just two cars down from them, living his best life with a crapton of bento, unnoticed

Tanjirou/Zenitsu/Inosuke: "Wonder where the Flame Hashira is."

▪︎Slasher demon: "No one's faster than me!"

The Other Speedy Stripy Boi Of The Mugrn Train Arc: "Destructive Death: Kick-Your-Ass-Faster-Than-The-Speed-Of-Sound-You-Scrub Type."

▪︎Rengoku's Dream World: sunshine, daisies, and fatherly rejection

Rengoku's Subconscious: flaming hellscape

Enmu's Lackey: "What the flip flap fuck is going on with this man?"

▪︎Enmu: shocked Zenitsu did anything while under his spell

The rest of us: "Yeah, it was always gonna go that way, chief."

BONUS: ORIGINAL WATCHTHROUGH THOUGHTS

▪︎My thought process through my original watchthrough eons ago: "Rengoku is a silly mans. Rengoku is kinda cool. Rengoku is utterly endearing. Rengoku is awesome. Rengoku is one BAMF. RENGOKU IS DEAD."

▪︎My almost simultaneous thought process through my original watchthrough eons ago: "I can't believe he dies, he's so amazing and wonderful and i love him. Ok, he dies in this fight, and now that i know the man, i instantly hate whoever did it. Oh no, he's HOT! My emotions are very mixed right now. My emotions are completely decided in their stance, and I am getting teary-eyed over yet another ficticious character."

▪︎My afterthoughts of my original watchthrough eons ago: "Akaza is the absolute worst, that pretty face, hot body and smooth af voice cannot change that. Wow, Muzan was mean to him after he did his damndest. My opinion can not change now that I have seen Senjurou, he is a wonderful little cinnamonroll, and Akaza must remain the worst. He can be terrible and still look good. I mean, are he and his utterly whorish waist and very lovely, somewhat delicately featured face really to blame or is Muzan or psychosis of some kind? Wow, that's a nice hourglass physique and horribly tragic backstory."

▪︎End conclusion from my original watchthrough eons ago: "My opinion of Rengoku has done a 180. I would die for Senjurou. I will probably never truly like Rengoku Shinjurou despite understanding that grief and disillusionment do strange things to people. Akaza is too hot, broken, and in a weird way endearing and lovable to hate. I loves me a tragic backstory and damaged man. I DO NOT HAVE A NEW SHIP I DO NOT HAVE A NEW SHIP I DO NOT HAVE A NEW SHIP"

▪︎I had a new ship

[peggy-sue-reads-a-book]

Honestly it broke my heart when Deidamia was mean to Patroclus and they fucked anyway because every time he describes himself it’s how he perceives he’s being judged. It’s tragic as shit. And even if Achilles had showered Patroclus with praise, Pat wouldn’t include it in the story because he was so focused on saving Achilles’ memory. With that, some thoughts I think Achilles had:

Oh no, what if he gets in trouble. What if he gets beaten or — he’s so shy that can’t happen to him, he’s be so humiliated I gotta find him PAT! PAT! BUDDY, WHERE’D YOU GO?!

He can play whatever fucking lyre he wants, you prick.

Imma boop his nose. No wait that’s so weird he’ll— imma boop his nose with my nose. Agh no— OH SHIT IM DOIN IT. IM BOOPING HIS NOSE.

OH SHIT IM DOIN IT IM RUNNIN UP THE BEACH

Dad I don’t want new frenn I want Pat.

We are older. He is taller than me now.

This fucking little statue. It’s fucking me. I fucking love it. Oh god I like it so much. It’s so cute. Oh man oh shit oh god I look like a derp because I like this fucking little me so much.

My beautiful boy my beautiful boy my beautiful boy my beautiful — fuck, he’s done brushing his teeth. Play it cool.

Maybe if I impale myself with a stick he would rub some nice salve on me and bandage me up with his strong hands. Achilles, you sly dog. 😎

Patpatpat I hadadream you didn’t love —That we— oh thank god I’m awake and he’s holding me.

He’s still asleep with his arms around me and hasn’t let go all night. His chest pressing into my back is so warm I could cry. Thank god he’s still asleep. He wouldn’t want me if he knew how I needed him, how it really was. I’m getting the pillow soaking wet, his hand is curled just beside my cheek and my tears slide between his fingers. Shit. I mean to ease away from him but all my body will do is hug tight the sleep-heavy arm circling my chest. Endymion clutching the moon’s perfect crescent. What will he think of me? What if he regrets — oh shit, I’m gonna wake him up, I’m shaking so bad and crying so loud and he— Achilles? Fuck. Achilles, are you ok? Hey, easy. It’s ok. Oh no, come here. Is it your mom? Achilles, it’s alright. Don’t you know nothing can take me away from you? It’s alright. Everything’s alright.

You ever felt like you could eat the world but like … not cook it? Gotta be a word for that. oh my god look at him. I will literally do anything to get him to come put his head in my lap and look at my face so I can look at his face and he can look at my face and his big sad eyes are so sweet how is anyone so sweet?!

How imma ever stop kissing this cute face? How imma ever stop smooshing this cute bod? Omg I missed a spot! Imma kiss it. My beautiful boy how could I ever stop loving you.

I swear it. My most beloved.

Scyros isnt so far. He’ll never stop looking for me. He couldn’t do that, not when he knows I’ll die without—-

—he thinks I left him. Oh my god, he thinks I don’t want him— I— what— no- he must be so angry and I can’t even tell him -I can’t even say — oh my god I broke his heart.

Pat you can’t leave again I didn’t want to do it I missed you I was dying it was like dying Pat dont you get it I did it for you I did everything for you I had to do it I had to be with you don’t you get it Patroclus I couldn’t let you think I left you I would do anything I would kill myself before I let you think I didn’t want you please can’t you see me can’t you fucking see my face I didn’t want to i don’t want anything but you all I want is you Patroclus please say something.

I will never leave him. It will be this, always, for as long as he will let me.

[islib]

Hermitcraft S10 Starting, here's pretty much every thought I've had while watching the first batch of first episodes that seemed worth writing down

ZombieCleo first

Why do they keep making Mumbo give the starting speech lmaooooo

"It's a Skizz!" "And a Joel!"

X first on fire. It's season X time. "That's a really bad start - noone punch me."

...wait what - oh they ARE playing Demise!

MYSTERY GIFTS!

they're so professional you guys

oooooh coop caving!

why is Joe on a horse that's Bdubs's job

what is that team name, Ren, why

"mustard milklies" thanks Beef for making it worse, thanks Cleo for trying to intervene

oh this is gonna be fun from multiPOV "I found a massive hole" "where's the big hole you promised me Cleo" my gods

Doc has a bed thing and bloodthirst, love it

oh the mustard milk team is going for lies, NICE

"Willage" is a very funny concept

"Huh, who mocked my accent?" "Nobody, I don't know what she's talking about!" "...hm? Canadian? Eh?"

Cleo's already resorting to threats against her own team!

"Oh, milk tots!"

oh no, Wels's power went out right before the recording?

lapis is now dubbed "french blue stuff"

"I am a child and so are you!" Cleo @ Doc

"OH IMPULSE IS GONE!" *cue celebration* FIRST DEATH

"Cleo, lie to me and tell me you believe in me." "I think you're a beautiful person, Skizz." "...that hurt even more!"

mustard mouse pads - or whatever it was

Ren's dead! We get all his stuff!

15 minutes left milk moustaches!

how did Ren already manage to name a place "The Hillock"

Doc is only PC for salmon, worried about "the salmon twitter mob"

season 10 stands for X-rated, according to Beef.

Doc doesn't understand cooperativeness. Doc needs to win things. "It's non-competitive- why am I even here?" "Remember: he doesn't like to DO anything." (ref to previously misheard "I don't like to do editing")

Skizz's first impression of Doc on the server, simplified: "So you guys are my team? So I kill you guys?"

Cleo is the only person to play "real Hermitcraft" last season on the mustard m-whatevers. By their own words. Beef believes her definition of "playing real Hermitcraft" is debatable.

Doc just dug a hole. He doesn't do anything.

Suddenly, "not doing anything" is, I guess, a redstoner trait in general? Ren accused Mumbo.

Mumbo needs someone to hold his heels and earrings so he can clobber Ren, I think

Cleo's being a horsegirl? What is this season?

Bdubs really trying to invoke Clethubs in order to get a saddle, huh

noone is scared of Ren.

False-Ren-Cleo plateup reference!!!

Statue book acquired. Priorities in check for Cleo.

gosh I hate Nether early game, I'm so tense just watching

oh that is tragic. RIP.

Cleo's looking to base with people! Yays!

Nice to meet you, Jason Pendergast! What a name!

oooooh new outro music? I think? fun!

Xisuma second (because it's season X)

half a heart during the intro. what a start, X. (tbf, totally cub's fault, he nudged him, I saw it!)

...what the heck is the Hillock, Ren?

Zed's doing things going "No hands!"

oh dear, chat errors o.O

"hey Ren! I totally forgot what group I'm in." what a derp.

wonderful intro, Ren, thanks for the professionalism

my gosh it's the X guys together

AND joehills? this group can't do any wrong! AND THE KERALIS MAN YAYS

"some funny clips" *insert cave-in*

"Hazardous terrain!" "Hazardous teammate, you mean!"

X stop playing with lava, it's not your friend

...dear gods the caves don't like Xisuma

so many Xisuma noises

"I was trying to jumpscare you... but I'm bad at that" Xisuma you make so many random noises, nobody gets shocked anymore <3

nobody remembers to check for Keralis - and this forgettability transfers to the teams Keralis is on. how dare, Ren?

Ren can't count! and everyone else forgot!

doc's doing a communal starter village? everyone's gonna be endgame next week! (probably sooner!)

wonder what the purple wool is for

...not vampires, X. reapers aren't vampires. I don't think anyone's drinking blood yet XD

I think X has some misconceptions about this Demise variant. Might just be me though. (I do know Skizz didn't "get" Cleo, however)

X is starting at a villager house!

StressStressStressStress

first Hermit to capture an attempt at coordination (Ren's being very serious)

hypno is better than everyone (already working)

"I don't wanna die... wait, if Ren can do it, I can do it!" that's right Stress

"I think if you die you should be punished" Well, Ren. We'll see how you feel in a few minutes.

[I took a break to make waffles, don't mind me...]

this team is not creeper-friendly

Mumbo is so brave

why is there just redstone on the floor. who's decorating the camp with bloodstains.

...they've decorated with an OR-gate. yeah this sure is the team with Mumbo and iskall on it.

Ren's adding chairs. On brand.

do not let Ren go caving, why would you do that?

"kill them! kill Etho, he's washed." I see we're keeping that joke xD

iskall's washed now. Etho's washed him. with a water bucket. (yes I do think I'm funny)

Ren's organising (he does not want to cave - Ren, you're the one organising the caving. why.)

cat is a good funeral song for RentheDog

they've buried a pig's head, a lever, a sunflower and two raw chicken. RIP RentheRandomItems

WHAT IS THE HILLOCK

...I think Stress discovered world's tiniest cherry biome. It's well cute though.

oh gods iskall's poor voice right the week of both VH and HC recordings, poor man

love the way cub's apparently a hermitcrab who's given up his shelter for greener pastures

if this was anyone but iskall and stress, I'd be worried about this cave expedition

iskall and stress shared spawner, I'm having flashbacks

why are you two counting blocks. you can tell each other the coordinates. the ever efficient duo! (love them to bits)

HOUSE SKELETONS!

wait sorry iskall "you can fortune potatoes" ? I think you may have case of modbrain. I may be wrong, but I don't think that's a vanilla thing...

season of the horsegirls

Hello sir Meepalot!

Stress survived the scary eyes man (Keralis has no lava)

oooooh aesthetic animal pens!!!! that's the stuff!!!!

...not the Ren Mound, the 10 does stand for X-rated after all

Ren: "I notice you don't have much armor on." *Stress suits up* We continue the trend of "noone is scared of Ren"

peace and love in the neighbourhood

"You're welcome in my mound whenever" why does it sound SO WRONG

Stress's farms are so cute I'm gonna die

Stress getting ready to breed (the villagers. get your mind out the gutter.)

Ren was next on my list, but I'm out of time. I probably won't do this for the rest of the vids just on account of time scarcity T-T

[mollydastoertchen]

Do you have an OC with a funny/weird/unusual creation story? (not the story of the character itself, but the way the character happened / you suddenly got attached; any character you didnt plan on keeping around, but then kinda did?) Tell the story!

So, you know, I thought about this a LOT. Like, I have so many OCs but noone really came to my mind. Sure, there is Manuel - a human OC that replaced an Argonian The Elder Scrolls-character in the end, but it didnt tickle my fancy.

But then it hit me.

All the WHACKY OCs we have in World of Warcraft! I can say, without a DOUBT, that all of those characters I have had the most ridiculous story. Their creation comes solely from playing it, derping around and from what kind of shenanigans happen during our playtime.

My main tank, the undead warrior Tertso. Tertso was my first WoW character that I played with you, that I leveled up and boy do I love my baby. He is a raging barbarian who only can give angry and unintelligible sounds a la keyboardsmash.

Nota, my druid taur. Nota somehow, somewhen became known as the leather whore (because she's a leatherworker and she needed TONS of leather to craft stuff). She kind of became a random milf in hot latex & leather clothing.

But the one who really started this idea to your question is Mobai. A dark elf hunter who is... old... and senile... Who has no idea what is happening around him and what, who constantly forgets everything around him. And whenever he is in danger, he randomly gets heart attacks and dies to let others deal with his problem. and all his pets have weird names and also get molested. A LOT. (pls note, this all just a dumb joke and i dont endorse this or anything, its just fucking stupid humor). So we have this senile crazy old man who shoots at people screamin "JUST HOLD ON FOR A SECOND BOY OR I CANT PROPERLY SHOOT YOU".

Theres also my undead mage, Henrius, who is cronically depressed and just wants to die. He uses his ability to freeze in an iceblock to block his "boyfriends" attempt to grope his ass.

Also lets not forget Arinaghi, my troll priestess, who is married to her DAAARLIIING THARGO the orc warrior. They have only eyes for each other, abd they have this adorable way of talking to each other: "DARLING IM GONNA GO PUNCH THIS THING! - OKAY DARLING, I WILL MAKE YOUR BOOBOOS GO AWAY!". god, those two are chaos pure.

And then there is also Ranigaar, my troll shaman. She is always angry, has the smoker voice 5000. She doesnt care so much for healing as she cares for doing damage, so her poor patients are always getting a bit left behind. ("Heal was through, your body is soaked!") xD

All those characters just.. plopped into existence and were just formed by the random gamplay and jokes. There are a few more, but oh boy, I wanted to share those.

[lukamoonvibe]

Chapter Seven: Love Is Blind [Soulmates AU 1]

Chapter Index

Summary: 

Medalling with time has a consequence, the consequence of his choice is to be a slave to it until Fate decides he's no fun anymore or he escapes...but does he really want to escape anymore? It's been so long, what would even be the point of going back anymore? Would anyone still remember him? Probably not. No one escapes Fate and lives to tell the tale. Not even a traveller of time.

Fandoms: Crewniverse, Crewfu/Morning Lobby, Chaos Crew/Derp Crew

Characters: Anthony | ChilledChaos, Max Gamble | APlatypuss, Steven | ZeRoyalViking , Taylor | TayderTot, Zach | CheesyBlueNips, Lucas | KYRSP33DY, Apollo Willems | Dumdog, Albi | SideArms4Reason, Skadj, Steven Suptic, 5up, Madi | Kruzadar, Shelby Grace | Shubble [Updated as I add more]

Rating: Mature

Status: On Going

"Anthony! Aye, wake up dummy." Fingers clicked in front of his face.

"Huh?" he snapped back into reality, or rather into the new one.

"I was saying that Speedy just went to find you; how the hell are you back, but he’s not?” 

“Wah?” he focused on the reality, trying to ground himself to it, the person was blurry in front of him, but he could make out her voice anywhere.

She scoffed, “I knew it was a bad idea for him to go after you, but he just wouldn’t listen, something about an important message you had to share with Max and Ze, knew I shouldn’t have listened to his stupid rambling.” 

He blinked a few times, “Tay? Is that- no, it can’t be. I couldn’t get back through the door. What kind of sick delusion is this Fate?” but his sight remained blurry.

A hand was placed on his shoulder, causing him to jump a little, “What’s this about delusion?” 

“And what door Chilled? You can barely get anywhere without aid these days.” 

“Fate? Chilled, have you been at the cookie stash again?”

The voices swam through his ears, his friends, but were they really? Or was this just another reality to be thrown into where he’d have to find Speedy again to gain escape? 

“Yo a message for me; lay it on me, brother.” 

Chilled shook his head, wishing the haze over his eyes would dissipate, “I don’t know what Speedy was rambling about, honestly. I don’t have a message for you or Ze. But really wish I could fucking see properly.” he rubbed his eyes, hoping it would get the haze to go away.

“He definitely got into your stash Platy.”

“Hey don’t blame me; what about Tay? She makes ‘em too.”

“You mother fucker. Why would I incapacitate him without telling him first? You remember how dangerous it was to get high before finding your soulmate right? You almost walked off a fucking balcony dude.” 

Platy scoffed, sitting beside Chilled, “I did not “almost walk off”, I tripped and almost fell over the banister, was lucky that Chilled caught my arm and helped balance me.”

"Soulmate? Wait, wait, those are a real thing?" he sat staring at whoever was in front of him dumbfounded. 

"Of course dummy," Cheesy nudged his shoulder, "you're totally out of it today, everyone gets a soulmate, curse activates when you're five, until you meet them you can't see properly."

"Love is blind." He mumbled, looking down.

"Something like that, yeah." Tay replied.

"So what about you guys? Am I alone in this…curse?" 

"These losers found their soulmates, me, I don't know. Apparently I've met mine, wish I knew them personally though."

Chilled sighed, "So I'm alone then." As usual, alone on a path of destruction. This is what I get for choosing to study the stupid arts. God I'm a fucking idiot.

"Well, no. I mean, there are plenty of people out there who haven't met their soulmates." Platy said.

"Yeah, and blind people aren't gonna ever know if they meet their soulmates because they already can't see so at least you get to know when you've met yours," Cheesy pointed out.

Chilled shrugged, "Yeah, I guess." Fuck love. Why does it always have to do with love? Loving someone? Falling in love. What's the point of it if she's just gonna rip me away again? 

"You're still up for gaming with us later right?" Tay asked, grounding him back in the conversation again.

"How the fuck do you game when you can't see Tay?" 

"I don't know dude, you seem to have it figured out though," a phone dinged.

"Yo, I gotta love ya and leave ya guys, Taryn just got back from her trip. See you later in the sesh!" the bench creaked as Platy got up and left.

Tay and Cheesy said their goodbyes, Chilled stayed quiet, staring down at the blurry table. 

"I should head off too, I'll see you later." 

"Anthony, you good?" 

Chilled hummed, not looking up.

"We're anchors aren't we? To you. We're your anchors?" the question caught him off guard, he'd never thought about it.

He shrugged, looking back up at her, "I don't know what you're talking about."

She shook her head, "I didn't come down in the last shower, you've never been here. Our Anthony knows the soulmate binding bullshit down to ever fine detail. He's been calculating and searching for years to try find them." 

A smile crept across his lip, I can always rely on you to see through my ruse. "So you know the academics of travelling here? My Tay did too."

"If one Tay knows the learnings, all Tay's have the inherent knowledge, regardless of whether or not they choose to pursue the knowledge in further detail." 

"You speak like someone who knows a little bit too much though. Someone talking from experience maybe?" 

He saw her shoulders move, assuming she shrugged, "I dabbled. I've never crossed the threshold though. And you didn't answer my question though, Mr. Chaos."

"I guess so. Anchors, what are those again? I've been stuck in this loop for such a long time. My writh double has started to make new memories for me. I think I lost a bit of my sanity along the way."

"An anchor is a person or place that repetitively occurs in every dimension a hopper is sent to. You can have more than one anchor, and it helps Fate more if you do. Makes his job easier; he can send you anywhere as long as an anchor exists there." she replied. He heard rustling and could just make out the outline of a phone in her hand.

He thought for a moment, "We're not meant to interact with anyone our counterpart doesn't, or she needs to destroy that timeline as soon as the hopper is removed. So an anchor makes sense. But why you this time?" 

She shrugged, "I was Speedy's anchor this time too. He couldn't figure it out. Normally Side's his anchor."

"Our Tay helped him; he came to find me. It makes sense Fate may try to send him to a version of you, maybe hoping you'd convince him of something before I got- wait my Speedy's here, in this dimension?" 

"Yeah. I mean, he'll be in the session later. Why are you surprised?" curiosity hung in her tone, her full attention on him now.

"She's been trying to get him to go home, Fate. Uh, the door there appears from time to time, to home. But I can't open it," he ran his fingers across his palm, a scar from the burn leaving a ring behind. 

Tay reached across the table and grabbed his hand, inspecting it, "You mean he figured out how to block people from using doors? That's never been documented in any of the learnings."

"I know; I don't lack the knowledge of the theory. I'm just an impulsive idiot." 

She snickered, letting his hand go, sitting back on her side of the table, "Have you ever tried to figure out who he is, Fate, I mean." 

He nodded, "Speedy and I were discussing it, among other things, before we were sucked here."

"Did you come to a conclusion?"

He shook his head, "No. But Speedy is sure of two things, he's met Fate, and she's not happy with him."

"Do you still remember how to open the doors and enter the pocket dimension?" 

He shook his head, "One of the side effects of entering it is that you forget how to access that knowledge."

"I don't think that's right. Anthony, the scripture says you should be able to travel at will, only that you're not allowed to stay for too long." He heard her get up. He could make out her pacing back and forth in front of him, "I wonder if Speedy remembers how to open the doors because he hasn't been there as long as I assume you've been."

He listened to her carefully, have I really forgotten that much? Speedy said I'd only been gone a year; that's not that long.

"But if you're here, that means you know how to open doors. But you can't reach your timeline. Fate, she…shouldn't be able to block your access to all doors, only the one that leads you to her. So maybe your door." she stopped, looking right at Chilled. 

He raised an eyebrow, not sure where she was going with her rambling.

"Anthony, you can't get through your door because she can't get through your door. Your door is her door. She needs you to do whatever it is you can't remember needing to do in order for the door to open for both of you. She's…she's-"

"Shelby." Chilled whispered, the realisation hit him, and everything started making sense. Why he was trapped, why he and Speedy were kept apart, why Fate was trying to get Speedy to leave.

"But what does she want Speedy gone? Aren’t they friends in your universe?”

“Dimension,” he corrected with a shrug, “they were once, very close. None of us knew what happened but one day they just stopped talking and recording together. I never thought to pry either of them ask, actually never got the chance to think about asking Shel because she went dark not long after. None of us heard from her after that.”

“And no one thought to message her? To make sure she was still alive?”

He shook his head, “She went dark and ghosted us all, but she eventually came back. But not to game with us, with her other friends. I never thought anything of it personally, just thought she moved passed us and at least she was happy.”

She scoffed, sitting back down across from him, “What motivated you to study dimension hopping magic then because very clearly Speedy learnt it to come to find you. What drove you down those scriptures? What motivated you to keep going even after finding out you’d never be able to stay permanently anyway? What are you running from Anthony? What are you so afraid of?”

He opened his mouth and closed it again but no words came out; he couldn’t even remember the answer to the questions, “Tay, I don’t know. I don’t remember. I-”

A hot stinging feeling spread across his cheek, he reached up to rub it, “Don’t fucking lie to me. You’re a terrible fucking liar. I know you’ve forgotten some things but you definitely remember something.” her tone had shifted from troubled to harsh and threatening, “I don’t want to hear you tell me you remember nothing about yourself but you can remember something that happened to Shelby before you started travelling. It's fucking bullshit lies pouring out of your mouth.”

He sat dumbfounded. He’d never seen his Tay snap like this ever; sure she got mad sometimes but it was all in fun. He furrowed his eyebrows, staring at her in what he assumed were her eyes, “What the fuck.” for the first time since he got there he stood, stumbling his way out of the bench, “I haven’t done anything to you. What the fuck did I do that warrants you to fucking slap me. I don’t even know you. Sure I know my Tay, but you’re not my Tay. You’re just one of the anchors that Shel can use against me. You could’ve been Cheesy, you could’ve been Max or Ze. But it was fucking you, okay? I didn’t ask to not remember anything about myself. Didn’t ask to not be able to access the doors like the scripture says I should be able to,” he slammed his hands on the table, “I didn’t ask to once be in love with my closest friends.”

[jestroer]

I find Xisuma endearing but like in a specific way where he is like.... He IS a lot like a dad on a server but not necessarily because he is responsible one(thats kinda too tho but he is not alone there) but because he seems so confused about what the hell everyone else are doing and is just kinda embarrassing in a confused father who wants to hang out with the kids and help but absolutely does not understand what he needs to do way.

[farfromharry]

Hiii I absolutely love your writing 🥰🥰 Could I possibly request an imagine where you’re Tom’s girlfriend and visiting him on set but since he’s so busy you mostly just spend time with your best friend Harry, to the point where some mistake him for your boyfriend which results in Tom being a little bit insecure, jealous and pouty. A lil’ angsty but mostly fluff?

Major thanks in advance and I hope you have a great day love 🥺

summary: you go to visit tom on set, but because he’s so busy you spend most of your time with harry

tom holland x reader

w/c 0.9k

a/n - i didnt proof read this because im way too tired, so i apologise now :)

- clearing out my inbox -

“god, i’m so glad you’re here,” he mumbled, wrapping his arms around you tightly. you happily embraced your boyfriend for a few minutes, especially after not seeing him for the past two months, tucking your head in his neck without a care that you were still in the middle of the airport.

harry stood a little bit behind his brother awkwardly, watching the intimate moment with an uncomfortable smile. you pulled away from tom and pecked his lips, noticing the curly haired male standing nearby.

“hi harry,” you greeted, pulling him into a quick hug. he was happy to hug you back, suggesting you should all head to the car. you couldn’t wait to get to the hotel, just to have a good night sleep back in your love’s arms.

you didn’t realise just how busy tom’s schedule was. he was up and out of bed by six, ignoring your pleas for him to stay just a little bit longer. you also didn’t know that that would be the only time you’d see tom for almost the entire day. after doing pretty much nothing all day, it felt like mere minutes before tom was walking back through the door.

he didn’t come back from set until almost gone midnight, your heart aching when you saw the exhaustion written all over his face.

“hi baby,” he mumbled, slotting his lips on yours tiredly.

“let’s get you to bed,” you said, tugging him towards the comfy hotel mattress. he shook his head, whining about wanting to spend some time with you. it was cute, but he also looked like he was going to pass out any second.

so that was how you spent your first day visiting tom, him leaving early, spending the day on set and then crashing when he got back late.

the next day, harry generously offered to take you to see the city, leading you around atlanta, showing you his favourite places that you hadn’t seen before. it felt good to get out instead of spending the entire day in a crappy hotel room.

unfortunately for tom, you were having way too much fun, which meant that you didn’t see your phone ring around half way through the day.

“tom, you okay?” the director asked. he just nodded, slipping his phone back to his assistant.

“yeah, all good.”

you and harry got back from your day out around 6, checking if tom was back yet so you could go grab some dinner.

you found him passed out in bed, a soft smile creeping on your face at the sight. part of you didn’t want to wake up, but knowing your boyfriend, you already knew he wouldn’t have eaten anything, and you couldn’t let him go to bed hungry.

“tommy?” you whispered, gently nudging him awake. he groaned, burying his head in the pillow below him. “d’you want anything to eat?” you asked.

he shook his head, mumbling something about you just going ahead with harry. you sighed, kissing his head and telling him to call if he needed anything.

tom struggled to fall back to sleep afterwards, secretly hating the idea of you being out with harry rather than cuddling here with him, but he let it go.

the same pattern continued on for days. tom would go to set and you would spend the day with harry, occasionally coming to set to grab lunch as a group.

it was the fourth day in a row it had happened, and at first tom didn’t mind, he loved that you were able to bond with his brother so well. but when one of the crew members said something that caught his attention, that’s when it really started to bug him.

“harry’s girlfriend is great.” tom’s head shot up from looking at his phone.

“girlfriend?” he asked, shifting uncomfortably in his spot. he was hoping he wasn’t referring to you, or else he wouldn’t hesitate to beat his brother.

“yeah, think she said her name was y/n-“ that was all tom needed. he didn’t even say goodbye before he was heading back to his trailer, his thoughts running laps in his mind.

he practically burst into the trailer, startling you from where you were sitting.

“hi bub, is something wrong?” he subtly looked around for his brother, however it wasn’t as subtle as he thought it was. his shoulders sagged a little when he realised you were alone.

you pushed yourself up from your sitting position, walking over to your boyfriend.

“are you finished for today?” you asked, “we could go get some food or something,” you suggested, noticing that he still looked rather hesitant.

“why don’t you just go spend some more time with harry,” he mumbled, rolling his eyes to himself. you cocked your head, giggling quietly at how petty and dramatic he was.

“is this what this is all about?” you asked, wrapping your arms around his torso from behind. “tommy, are you jealous?”

he rolled his eyes, his body slumped against you.

“you’ve spent almost all your time here with him,” he whined. you kissed his cheek, resting your chin on his shoulder.

“it’s because you’re always on set.” he pouted, turning his head so he was able to place an apologetic kiss on your lips.

“i’m sorry,” he whispered, his warm breath fanning your face. you smiled, shaking your head.

“s’okay, you’re just jealous,” you teased, watching his face twist into a pout.

“i’m not jealous,” he demanded. you smiled, rolling your eyes at how childish he was.

“of course you’re not.”

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[tetsuwhore]

𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐲, 𝐃𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐒/𝐨 (𝐈𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐳𝐮𝐦𝐢, 𝐓𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚)

Description: Iwaizumi and Tsukishima taking care of their drunk S/o, who gets a little... touchy

Warning: alcohol consumption (ofc). suggestive, but no actual smut

Length: 1.2k words

Iwaizumi is the responsible type - the second you mention making plans for a late night out with your friends, you two discuss the details so he’s aware of what time you’ll be done and where he can pick you up from

and, he definitely insists on picking you up himself. he doesn’t want to risk the chance of you getting in a car with a driver who may not be completely sober, so he figures it’s just safer to have him drive to you

he’ll grumble a little about how you’re like a second Oikawa, but ultimately, he’s probably one of the best when it comes to taking care of a drunk partner. even after picking you up, he’ll carry you to and from the car - he doesn’t want a repeat of that time you staggered around the footpath and ran face-first into a pole

after you reach home, he’ll ensure that you keep hydrated, and he’ll even have something prepared beforehand for you to eat

Placing you on the couch, Iwaizumi shakes his head as he walks back to the kitchen, sighing at your current inebriated state. Still, he can’t hold back the slight smile on his face as he thinks about how cute and whiney you got every time you were drunk. He’ll halfheartedly complain about it, sure, but ultimately, he can’t deny how much he loved taking care of you.

But then, he feels your hands creeping under his shirt, lightly trailing along the naked skin of his abdomen. Your form is pulled taut against his back as you murmur breathily, “Mhmm, Hajime… you wanna know what I’ve been thinking about?” Uh, oh. He had an inkling of where this was going, and he did not want to let it continue any further.

“Oie, I’m still preparing this-”

“The e-entire night, Hajime, all I could think about was,” you sigh breathily before continuing, “I kept thinking about your strong arms… holding me up against a wall and, uh, and f-fucking me so hard I can’t see straight.”

And then, he makes the mistake of turning around while still in your hold. He had meant to simply carry you back - but there you were, wrapping your arms around his waist, pressing your chest up against his. He closes his eyes momentarily, reveling in the feeling of your lips trailing soft kisses along the cut of his jawline.

Jesus fucking Christ. Did you have any idea what you were doing to him?

Gaining his senses, he hastily pushes you away from him, grunting, “Oie, dumbass, not now. I need to get your drunk ass to eat and sleep.” Dejected, you wrap your arms around yourself and look up at him, voice so small now he almost misses you saying, “But, why? Do you not,” you hiccup mid sentence, continuing, “want me?”

God, you really were going to ruin him. Pulling your form into his warm arms, he tenderly cups your cheek before speaking, tone much softer than earlier, “Sweetheart, you know I didn’t mean it like that. I want no one else but you.” Planting a soft kiss against your lips, he presses his forehead against yours before continuing, “But, we can’t do anything while you’re drunk, okay? I’ll make it up to you tomorrow.”

“P-promise?”

Chuckling at the child-like nature of your question, he reassures, “I promise.”

“Okay, Iwa-chan, let’s go eat! But you’re feeding me,” you beam happily before bouncing off to the hall. Sighing at your moodiness, he smiles, murmuring, “God, it’s like dating a female Oikawa.”

when your friends drop you off at your place, Tsukishima grumbles quite openly about having to take care of your drunk ass at such a late hour

he isn’t so much the nurturing type, but he begrudgingly takes care of you regardless. after all, he may be a little bitch, but he’s your little bitch, so he does his best to provide you with what you need

he’ll run you a shower to help you clean up, and he’ll keep a water bottle near you so you can rehydrate and avoid having too bad a hangover the next day. if you ask him to get you takeout, he’ll roll his eyes, but will do it anyway because this boy simps hard for you

definitely one to take derps and videos of you for the blackmail material, as well as proof to show you everytime you claim that drunk you “isn’t that bad”. he has a whole gallery filled with clips of you stumbling around the house and holding very serious conversations with the furniture

Sniggering, he props himself against the bed frame, holding his phone up to record a video of you. You’re currently leaning against the wall, deeply engaged in a very intense retelling of the night’s events. This time, you seem to be conversing with the cupboard.

“Anyway, so this dude comes up to me, yeah? And he’s trying to be all smooth, asking for my number. But I, *hick* I tell him to back off because I have a… a salty beanpole of a boyfriend at home,” you take a moment to catch your breath before resuming, gesticulating frantically, “And he’s got a tongue sharp enough to c-cut a bitch.”

Snorting at that, he keeps filming as you resume your drunken rant, “Oh, and besides, he knows, uh, he knows how to use that t-tongue of his to make me cum harder than anyone ever-”

Jerking up in shock, he hurriedly cuts the camera before turning back to look at you, eyes wide and face flushing a pale pink. He didn’t expect that. And he also doesn’t expect it when you to lunge at him and plant yourself in his lap.

Before he can react and push himself away from you, you wrap your arms around his neck, pulling him into a kiss. As you meld your plush lips against his, he finds himself slowly getting dragged down a rabbit hole with you. God, you were fucking addictive, and he couldn’t help momentarily losing his senses and indulging in your touch.

He feels you grinding down into his lap, making him groan as you moan into his mouth. No, this was going too far. Gathering every ounce of restraint he had in him, he pulls back, firmly gripping your shoulders to keep you from kissing him again. Annoyed that your drunken attempts at seduction had failed, you try one last time, “Kei, I’ll strip.”

“So you can go take a shower, yes.”

Shooting him a mischievous grin, you begin, “Maybe, I’ll be more willing if you come join-”

“Nice try, but no.”

Exasperated now, you let out a sigh of frustration before complaining, “Y’know, Kei, you’re really hurting my f-feelings here. Now you need to, um, you need to… make it up to me.” One look at the pleading puppy dog eyes you’re sending him tells him all he needs to know. He groans, but nonetheless, moves to get up and put on his coat.

“Fine, brat, I’ll get you your nuggets. Don’t shower until I’m back, I don’t want to have to deal with a dead body if you slip and hit your head or something.”

Giggling, you kiss his cheek before plopping down cross-legged next to the cupboard, resuming your previous conversation. Looking at you, he shakes his head, murmuring to himself.

“Tch, what a demanding little brat. You’re really in for it tomorrow.”

[give-grian-rights]

HERMITCRAFT 8 LIVEBLOGGING

fifteen hermits worth of liveblogging. i am losing my mind. LONG POST AHEAD.

JOE HILLS (First HC8 Video)

Mumbo did the speech. he forgot everything he was supposed to say <3

Pearl and Gemini were just .in a pit . having stuff thrown onto them

Every Hermit is staying on the same continent !!

FIRST DEATHS VERY QUICKLY, Iron Golems took out Tango and Etho (maybe more?)

Joe seems to be the only one looting the chests

Evil Jevin !!

Evil Xisuma appearance on Jevin’s 60 second video!

Pearl has something planned for an “archeticual wonder” for a resupply area upon death?

Stress, Xisuma and Joe are capturing villagers and starting up a resupply debut.

Bdubs is killed by Cleo and is now OUT FOR BLOOD

First death counts- Etho, Tango, Bdubs, Cleo?

Cleo was killed by Keralis

Joe has now supplied Cleo with weapons and food . She left but not before saying “Time to kill BDubs again!”

Gemini was killed by Bdubs! They both died and are now at spawn.

Pearl was killed by Cleo

Pearl is planning a respawn inn !!

Cleo was killed by Iskall

Cleo was killed by Pearl

False, Stress, and Gemini team up??? AA!!! they brought a delivery of supplies to Joe <3

i wish i knew what was happening on that end .

APPARENTLY XISUMA IS ONTO MAKING THE SECOND VILLAGER BREEDER ALREADY ??

Iskall is the first with Diamonds??

Breathe in that ash !

WAIT IS TANGOS EYES LIKE THAT RN BECAUSE HES TEAMED WITH KERALIS AND BDUBS ???

KERALIS, BDUBS, AND TANGO TRIED TO DO A SHAKEDOWN ON JOE. HE TRIED TO DROP LAVA, GOT HIMSELF ONTO TWO HEARTS BECAUSE HE PLACED IT ON HIMSELF, AND IS NOW SWIMMING OUT INTO THE SWAMP

the big eyed trio are now off to shake down Gemini

Joe fell in Lava in the Nether

Joe Death To Lava Two: Electric Boogaloo

Joe drowned trying to kill a glowsquid

WATCH JOE’S VIDEO OH MY GOD SEAN HILLS RECAP RAP??? MY BELOVED????? i am gonna be streaming this unironically later LIKE OH MY GOD THIS SLAPS. ALSO THE CREDITS AT TEH END IS HILARIOUS

Zedaph Episode Recap

Zed gave us a recap of the continent every Hermit will be living on !!

Wouldn’t recommend Zedaph as the first video for the season, he skips the intro/speech but it’s Zedaph and hes making it fun!! Lots of nice editing :)

~SCIENCE TIME !~

Zedaph.. why is your starter base made out of concrete ?

There are no sheeps whatsoever on his mountain

Hes calling his lab an icecream sandwich..yeah i see it

Zed tried to make a portal underater...f

Scar died to a creeper </3

Zedaphs base is gonna be tracking how long hes there/someones loading the chunk!

XISUMA LIVE BLOGGING

A cool cinema scene of him becoming an axolotl!! <3

NOW I CAN SEE IT, GRIAN WAS THE FIRST DEATH!! Death by Iron Golem!!

XIsuma’s baseplans need over 45 THOUSAND BLOCKS TO BE PLACED

He’s also planning on making a shulkershell farm!!

i’m not gonna lie ! talking axolotl X is horrifying ! thanks !

Day one Villager Breeder... chaos.

Xisuma Derp! looked straight at a buncha wool and said how badly he needed beds and then walked away

THE GIRLS CAME OVER AND CONVINCED HIM HE NEEDS TO MOVE THE DESIGN OVER MY FIVE BLOCKS FOR SWAMP VILLAGERS..

THE GIRLS ARE JUST LAUGHING AT HIM AND HIS VILLAGER TROUBLES

day one and Xisuma has got his axolotl!!

Very pretty starterbase!!

XB’s

..I’m not gonna lie theres not much to say!! He’s very calm :) he says hes going into it without a plan, and htat last season was the only time he had any thought of what he was gonna do.

He made a real nice starter house and thats about it!

Cleo’s

Bdubs: “She ain’t gonna hurt me!! i’m invincible, babey!”

Cleo learnt that BDubs will never hurt her even if she deserves it . I am starting to realize why she kills him

SHE DECIDED SHES GONNA BE A PROPER CHAOS GREMLIN THIS SEASON...

AISDJASID CLEO GOT PAID TO KILL BDUBS?? HDUIAIHSI SCAR WHY

“Alright I found my mission for the season! Murder.”

Cleo, Mumbo, Grian, and Scar are all holed up in a cave together!

..Scar died from a skeleton !

Cleo has now split from Grian and Mumbo! Scar is missing in action

CLEO FOUND A GOAT

SHES KILLING THE GOAT???

she got a HORSE <3 and Joe gave her a saddle! I think her name is..Widget?

She LOVES the candles for shamboo n waterbottles and bits n bobs for her armorstands!!

Got her Armorstand stickgod book <3

Geminitay POV

NEW HERMIT NEW HERMIT NEW HERMIT!!

She has a LOVELY voice!!

The pov of her in a hole . being surrrounded . is kinda hilarious

It might’ve been Etho who was first death?? I GENUIENLY CANNOT TELL BECAUSE OF EDITING

All the murder was just for heads!

Seriously her voice is. wow

WE LOVE A QUEEN WHO KNOWS HOW TO CRAFT A SHIELD WITHOUT USING THE GUIDE <3

False, Gemini, and Stress are on the great journey for MOSS !

Gem just blew their minds with the moss.

TANGO KERALIS AND BDUBS ARE BACK Keralis: “Show the diamonds show the diamonds show the diamonds!” Gem: “Keralis. This is not how you make friends.”

The boys suecessfully recieved a diamond each

Etho n Iskall are travelling together!! You dont see those two together often

Etho got a glowsquid head!!

Gem: “Etho doesn’t share, is what i’m learning..?”

Etho hooked her with a fishing rod and said she has to do what he said .

In order to get the diamonds, Tango, Keralis, and BDubs placed down a sign saying “Gem is Great!” and Gem used a glow inksack on it.

Etho: “So..What is this? Do you have an ego, or this a motivational thing, or..?” He said, while laughing

Iskall: “I think its really funny that you have set your base up in the middle of a birch forest.” Gem: “I love birch forests! Do you not like my birch forest? Iskall: “I love it, yeah.” Gem: “This is the best biome in the game, Iskall.” Iskall: “Mmmm..” Etho: “I’m pretty sure I heard Iskall talking earlier that like, of all the biomes in the game, there was one he hated more than anything. Gem: “Oh really? And what was that one?” Iskall: “..Taiga.” Gem: “Taiga.. That’s true, thats a good one, thats a good one.” Iskall: “Don’t like Taiga.” Gem: “Mhm.” Etho: “Which one do you hate more than anyone?” Iskall: “..Diorite fields. Thats a bad one.” Etho: “Yeah thats a bad one.” Gem: “Didn’t know about that one. Well make sure to avoid’em. Birch forests are really good.” Iskall: “I’m a big fan of birch forests.” Gem: “Yeah, me too, me too. I’m glad we’re on the same page :) This is so beautiful! All the white and- and the like zebra stripes! is fantastic.” Iskall: “I..Um.. Yes.”

OH SHE’S CANADIAN,, ETHO HAS A FRIEND /j

She’s still in college :O SHE’S A SCIENTIST?? SHES WORKING AT A HOSPITAL?? POG!!

She accidentally found an enchanted golden apple in a mineshaft!! she thinks its the first she ever found in survival!!

She has a cow, sheep, and a few crop farms set up!! Her starter house has INTERRIOR!

SHE CHANGED HER SKIN AND ITS SO PRETTY AND HAS OVERALL AND I LOVE IT!!

shes doing a cottage core inspired base!

WOAHH!!! SHE MADE HTE MOST GOREGOUS CUSTOM TREE I’VE EVER SEEN ??

BDUBS IS HERE and he is so so so impressed by the tree ?!

also hes carrying a clock.. :(

He’s here with a present!

HE BROUGHT BAMBOO!

she thinks its so funny that he stops conversations to sleep AOIDHFEAUI\

SCARS

WE GOT A TRANSITION SCENE!! the canonical reason for the bed in his old village always being occupied is because underneath it, was his wizard portal!

Bdubs: “It’s a new season! You’re the little guy now!”

They are all very amused by that ^

they’re rubbing the fleece of bdubs jacket .

Bdubs: “Have a nice rub :)” PLEASEAHSIOJDIUASLDHIASDA

His starter base is gonna be a wagon and he wants the end game to be a bioshock esque skyscraper!

he confused a horse for a player . flashback to iskall thinking mumbo was a mob

PEOPLE THINK MUMBO DOESNT HAVE PANTS ON.... </3

Scar, Mumbo, and Grian.. have NO braincells. at all. THey just placed a crafting table with a boat on top with a bed on top with a boat on top .

this is what BROS FOR LIFE looks like.

BOATEM POLE !

SCAR IS STUCK UNDERGROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IRL AND HAS NO PICKAXE..

AND HE DIED TO A CREEPER .

it seems like Grian, Mumbo, and Scar are working together !!!! HOLY SHIT !!

THERES SO SO SO MANY FARMS???????

he died several times trying to catch a skeleton with a sword

FIRST CHEST MONSTER OF THE SEASON <3

SCAR JSUT TOLD BDUBS HE LOOKS LIKE OSCAR THE CROUCH... BDUBS CANNOT EVEN ARGUE

OH NO.... GRIAN WENT AFK IN A HOLE . WITHOUT A HELMET .

THEY PUT A  GLOWSQUID HEAD ON HIM

OH MY GOD MUMBO MADE A NOTEBLOCK SONG?? AJUDA

SCARS BUILTING IS SO SO SOOS GOREGOUS SERIOUSLY GO WATCH THE VIDEO OH MY GOD ITS HUGE

its a giant ass house boat wagon . its pulled by a llama . that killed him . so now its trapped, pulling hte agon, forever

Grian: “..Thats a very big house, for a very little hat.”

GRIANS SUPER SPECIAL EGG??

SCAR PUNCHED IT..

they really came out here . and killed the egg already.

Scar: “..I touched the thing”

TANGO POV

We see the three big eyed boys forming <3 they interrupted Tangos intro

THEY’RE BULLYING HIM ABOUT HAVING SMALL EYES AHIDUIASUHDWIS

HE TRIED TO CALL THE TRIO TEAM BUG EYE... THE OTHERS ARE VERY OFFENDED

they found an axolotl and Bdubs was TERRIFIED just screaming “WHAT IS THAT YELLOW THING?!”

BDUBS IS ATTACKING IT ???

okay nope Bdubs caught one and Tango lost it

Bdubs is naming his axolotl Idiot

AMAZING HOUSE. WHY IS TANGO SO GOOD AT BUILDING AND REDSTONE??

Impulse POV

MUMBO TRIED TO PLACE DOWN A BERRY BUSH TO HURT IMPULSE . HE FORGOT HOW BUSHES WORK..

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT IMPULSE WAS IN THE BOATEM POLE

so it looks like those four are hteo nes who grouped up together

PEARL BROKE THE CONSTITUION SHE GOT IN THE WRONG BOAT SMH

THIS IS SEASON EIGHT! FIVE BROS !

So its gonna be about five people in the same area!!

YOO!! Fantasy build for Impulse!!

G gave Impulse a spyglass, they had a fun moment of zooming in on eachothers face and complimenting eachother IHAUDIHAW

Grian and Impulse worked on an xp farm!

ASHDUIWAHISD GRIAN JUST LOGGED ON INFRONT OF HIM

a pillager stole his boat . not just any pillager . the one with a banner. </3

he has to live with Mumbo tuning a song .. </3 haha

Mumbo POV

it took fifteen seconds until Grian ran in during Mumbos intro

CONFIRMED? GRIAN WAS FIRST DEATH?

SECOND PERSON TO THINK MUMBOS PANTS ARE SKIN COLOR. GRIAN..

Grian: “Can you..Briefly explain why you’re just wearing a hawaiian shirt?” Mumbo: “Uh- what do you mean ‘just wearing a hawaiin shirt? I have shorts on as-well, dude”

FOLLOWED BY

Mumbo: “Can you explain why you’re wearing a red jumper?” Grian: “You know- you know i was born with this!”

MUMBO AND GRIAN STOLE THE BOAT LOOT FROM RENDOC

I THINK RENDOC JUST STOLE THE DIAMOND MUMBO THREW??

Grian: “Is that Scar?” Mumbo: “I can’t see past your giant waffle!”

DSFSDFJIOA they did an edit where they placed down a boat, both Mumbo and Grian got in, they made noises and then bopped up on top of the ravine they were in <3

THEY HAVE NO BRAINCELL THEY JUST PLACED DOWN A BENCH AND SAID “THIS IS THE MARK OF OUR VILLAGE!” and then placed a torch and a boat and a bed and aANOTHER BED..

..Mumbo is trying to be a pacifist this season!

Grian’s taunting him with beheaded things

And obviously part of being pacifist means he’s gonna be vegetarian in minecraft!

..he cannot use monster farms because pacifisim..

Mumbo was in the middle of reading the magical Timmy shack that Tango made (did i remember to mention that? who knows) and IN THE MIDDLE OF GETTING TO THE PART ABOUT IF YOU REMOVE STUFF FROM THE CHEST, NOTHING WILL BE ADDED IN IT AGAIN. Grian opened the chest . Mumbo SHOUTED HIAUDHUW Grian jumped man

They renamed it “Cave of Do Not Enter” HIAUEDUH

Mumbo and Scar BOTH did not know- at least Mumbo didn’t, Scar forgot,  that podzol spawns from two-by-two spruce..

him and his guitar song to be played underneath his house.. it goes with the aesthetic i suppose

MAN HE NEEDS SO MUCH HAYBALES I FORGOT THATS NEEDED FOR THE TUNE HE WANTS

Mumbo: “What.. On Earth.. Scar, it’s meant to be a starterbase, buddy! What is this? This is many things, many many things, a starterbase is NOT one of them!”

HE LITERALLY DIDNT KNOW THAT THE DRAGON EGG TELEPORTS... WHEN YOU TOUCH IT...

BDUBS

nothing special we havent seen yet!! just him screaming about axolotls.

He was working in the Mesa in his intro, skipping the “speech” from Mumbo

He released Idiot the Axolotl and lost it .

Him SCREAMING “Gemini” is HILARIOUS

While Gemini gave away those three diamonds, Keralis got so excited he won a bet with Tango and Bdubs, that he gave back . two of the diamonds . and none of htem released until well after they left

Bdubs: “That’s why i have my mwoss skin!” PLEASE I LOVE THE WAY HE SAYS IT.. make the moss hood.. REAL..

it took me a while to figure out what his base is but i LOVE IT so so much!!!

Nothing much new to add !!

Stress pov

please i love her . very good !! False seems to have joined her sheerly because Stress sounded like she knew what she was doing. she does not.

False felt peerpressured and asked Stress for permission to fight her because everyone was killing eachother .

It ended up with Stress following False. they found a village!

ISKALL only saw him one other time today!!

JEVIN APPEARS AGAIN !

XISUMA FELL INTO HTE BREEDER AND IT WAS SO FUNN IUAHHYIAUSD

Ren: “Ya look goregous, Stress!” Stress: “Thanks! Don’t murder my dog!”

She’s so proud of herself for caving!! (with False n Gem

Iskall blew up!

..Iskall fell from a high place

Stress has a LOVELY ravine base!!

False

False wants to become pirates with Stress <3

gatekeep gaslight girlboss

BIG OL MUSHROOM HOUSE !!

it looks like a mushroom church and i LOVE IT.

Nothing new we didn’t see from Gem. She does want to come up with a banner design for her base, though!

Grian

..Mumbo just thought Grian had a purpose so decided to follow him <3

ALSO HIS INTRO, AS HE JOKED ABOUT IN THE OTHERS VIDEO, WAS, IN FACT, THE BOATEM POLE

Grian is SO PROUD of the fact taht they got good loot from a treasure map. Ren and Doc are NOT IMPRESSED

Grian: “Lets go, potato boy!”

Mumbo: “I don’t have to replace everything I break! Peace Love and Plants- are these plants..?” He says, mining amethyst

pants

he who controls the egg, controls the server... Grian.. you’re doing great sir

...He decided.. his goal.. is to make his OWN..caves and cliffs update... HELLO..?

Grian was the first one to kill the enderdragon, MAN. Speedrunning career WHEN? /j

Grian: “And now [Mumbo] is flexing on my bed!”

he might not have a base. but he has an egg.

It is now 2am. i cannot do this anymore. This will be continued.. tomorrow!

[deans-haunted-baby]

I know this might be unpopular but...

*WARNING: Don’t read if you love the Winchesters to a fault* I’m hardcore protective of Dadstiel and I need to vent about this.

I’ll never get over the fact that Castiel, for THREE SEASONS, had to stand by idlily and watch his two best friends steal his son’s affections. That he actually had to compete for Jack’s love and respect. That he had to listen to Jack put Sam and Dean on a pedestal, idolize them and take their last name when Castiel sacrificed so much to protect Jack. That his son verbally expressed fear of losing just Sam and Dean when Castiel had made a deal with the Empty which would tear him away from Jack forever. That he was mentioned as the “THIRD DAD” every single time when Jack had chosen HIM to be his father. 

That the Winchesters got to be there for Castiel’s son first because Lucifer had killed him. And that they got to celebrate Jack’s 3rd birthday and other holidays but not Castiel. That Sam got the “father” and “I love you” from Jack but Castiel never did when Sam admitted that he wanted Jack dead. That behind Castiel’s back Dean, after three years, still didn’t consider Jack “family” which didn’t stop his son from loving him; and he has no idea of all the other times Dean was awful to his kid because Sam (who’d witnessed most of it) never said a word. The Winchesters tricked and locked his 2-year-old son in a fucking coffin in 14x19 and tried to kill him in 14x20 which Castiel was extremely upset about; then his anger towards them suddenly vanishes in season 15? When the Hell did he forgive them for any of this?

And lastly I’ll never forget how Jack became so suicidal over what he’d done to Mary, that he was willing to die for the Winchesters to prove something to them; and Castiel wasn’t even allowed to be upset about it. Sam didn’t even comfort Jack after he’d got his soul back and both him and Dean just left him to his depression in his room. I’m even pissed off that this show used characters like Gabriel, Donatello and Rowena to give all the “good parenting” credit of Jack to the Winchesters solely; yah that still has me fuming. Castiel had to play third wheel to the My Three Dads venture. Absent out of episodes for zero reason and kept apart from Jack for long periods of time only for all of this to end with him dying before getting to say “goodbye” to his son and Jack walking away from Sam and Dean forever so he could take over as God.

Listen I love TFW 2.0 I always will but Castiel suffered so much because of that storyline. I have no doubt he appreciated all the good things Sam and Dean have done for Jack in his absence and then some; he loves them both. BUT re-watching these last three seasons (namely seasons 13&14) its hard not to notice how much pain this caused Castiel. The angel who finally found his propose through loving the Devil’s spawn just to play second fiddle to his human companions unknowingly overstepping their bounds. 

Misha conveys Castiel’s sadness so subtly well in these final three seasons that it really bothered me to tears. Just watch 14x02 and really listen to his conversations with Jack and Nick in that episode. First there’s the bittersweet heart-to-heart between Jack and Castiel in the Study where he talks about losing part of himself after the Great Fall and referring to Sam and Dean as a crutch for getting through his depression (which was a lie btw) along with himself. Then there’s the scene where Nick accuses Castiel of being a cold-blooded body-snatcher which Castiel responds with Jimmy Novak being his greatest regret. This character had so much low-self esteem and it wasn’t ever dealt with.

Yah I’m getting emo over this angel right now can’t help it. Anyway my point is it was a mistake of the writers to make Castiel seem less important to Jack compared to Sam and Dean. There is no comparison. Castiel has, does and will always love Jack unconditionally. He will always choose him first over anyone else because that is his son period. 

Edit: I want to add that NOBODY even asks Cas how he’s doing BOTH TIMES that he’s grieving Jack’s death (nor do they mourn that kid in season 15). Sam and Dean do not give a shit, it never comes up. There’s actually a scene in 14x07 where Cas pauses. before leaving to see Sergei, thinking Sam was going to offer him the same amount of comfort that he’d shown him and Dean. But it doesn’t happen. Instead Sam’s more concerned if Cas should see this Russian dude alone *DERP*. They were shitty friends. 

[hollanderfangirl]

Are we dating? | Sam Holland|

A/N: just a smol blurb because currently I can't write and I'm obsessed with this boy T_T

You were sitting on the stairs of the resort as you couldn't sleep. You looked at the mountains among the clouds and the sun starting to rise slowly. The trees were alpine and there were so many different types of pretty flowers you couldn’t name. No one was awake, so it was quiet and peaceful. You were on vacation with Sam, the place was so beautiful you didn't want to leave. But at the same time you missed all the city noise back home. 

"What are you doing here?" Sam's soft voice calls you from behind. 

"You idiot, you scared me!" you flinch, getting scared at the sudden sound. 

"Can't sleep?" 

"Yeah I'm tired but can't sleep," you shrug. "And I just wanted to come here and check this place out. It's so beautiful" 

"I know right? Are you feeling cold?" 

"Yeah actually, it's really cold. That's why I wasn't able to sleep, I just kept tossing and turning"

He takes his jacket off and hands it to you. "Sam... my legs are cold"

It takes him a minute to realise. "Oh... I um.. " he blushes, looking at his pants. 

"I'm kidding, I'm kidding," you laugh. "Come here, sit with me" 

He sits down next to you and you put your head on his shoulder. "Sammy.."

"Mmm?"

"Are we dating?"

"Are we?" the question seemed to have come out of nowhere. "I don't know?"

"Oh you don't know? How do you not know if you're dating someone or not?" 

"You're the one who asked-" 

"Well I'm confused that's why I asked. We never really asked each other out, did we? And everyone just assumed we were dating. So are we dating or not?" 

"Y/n...after two whole years, countless days and nights spending together, living together, kissing together, sleeping together... you're- you're asking me if we're dating or not?"

"So you mean you're with me only because you can sleep with me?" 

"What no! How can you... how can you even say that? Every time you're not near, I get so restless. Everytime I need to make an important decision I think what you would do, and then I do it. Everytime you're not with me...I- I can't sleep, I can't stay awake.. I love you y/n.. so tell me, are we dating?" 

"Yeah- yeah I guess," you try to hide your smile. "Yes, we're dating. Definitely. And I um I love you too" 

"That's... good to know" 

"Damn.. I need to stop overthinking everything so much" 

"Yes you should," you both laugh together. "And let's go back, we are supposed to leave in a while"

"Why don't we stay here like this? Just for a little while more?"

"Okay," you watch the faint sunlight making its way through the fog.

@mischiefmanaged011 @drie-the-derp @piscesparker @calltothewild @spideyspeaches @peterspideysstuff @musicalkeys @theliterarymess @hollands-weasley @tommysparker @god-knows-what-am-i-doing @parkerpeter24 @more-like-reyna @hollandbroz-n-haz @aqiise @sarcasticallywitty15 @spiderrrling @theonly1outof-a-billion

[sharksa-shivers]

Sharksty kisses lol

@ last post (context, was about writing bits/things a character could say after kissing another lol) INB4, SUBJECT TO CHANGE...SO...YEAH LOL... --- In my mind, Sharksty first kiss was like...They were just vibing and whatnot and sitting with each other...Kristy at a point lays her head kind of on Sharky's arm (who...blushes pretty hard lol) Sharky lets her do that for a moment before he moves his free hand under her chin and gets her to look at him. She's now confused as to what he's doing but she sees him looking at her with this dreamy-like look...And thennnnn he goes for it...And Kristy's eyes widen big time but she goes with it after a moment... Sharky pulls away after a moment and it hits him what he just did and he's like "...Oh fuck, shit, sorry, i didn't even ask you!!! Oh god, i'm so sorry, i-" Only to stop dead whenever he sees Kristy's eyes goddamn sparkling in sheer joy. She just speaks quietly and is like "...Would it be bad if i wanted you to do that again...?" And Sharky blushes even harder then earlier, just...In awe she liked it so much lolololol... -------------- BONUS FOR YOU!!!! Having alotta teeth does cause Sharky problems sometimes...Like when he wants to kiss his gril lol... ...Yes, this is me confirming he's accidently nipped her before on accident (he's done it uhhhh quite a few times actually cuz...Well, again, 12 rows of teeth, it's a challenge not to sometimes...) He's still pretty gentle whenever that does happen but boyyyyy howdy does he feel bad about it when it happens... There's like an earlier Sharksty scene where like he does accidentally like bite her lip and she's just like "Ah, that kinda hurt… :/ " and he's just "DJAUSHHFBEHXDHUDHDH IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY, OH MY GOD, IM SORRY, FUCK, IM SORRY, AHHHHHHHHH (proceeds to cry out entire waterfall cuz he feels bad) " But also this happens like right after lol:

Sharky:(upset still)Are you really okay? Are you sure?

Kristy:(amused, loving)Yesssssss you derp, i'm fine! Ya just nipped my lip a little…It's fine hehehe, don't beat yourself up over it…(kisses his nose)

[bleachbleachbleach]

Fave Scenes That Probably Could’ve Been Sent to the Cutting Room Floor But I’m Glad They Weren’t -- DiamondDust Rebellion Edition

Outside of all the Detective Byakuya scenes and The Scene Where Hisagi is Cool for 12 Seconds Before Hitsugaya Writes Him Out of This Movie Entirely, I think this is my favorite scene in DiamondDust Rebellion. It’s just a little transition, but like, frame are frames, and these ones could easily have been used to explain the plot, or something. I think you get more bang for your buck with this scene, though. 

Idk, I like the idea that someone can skip town in the dead of night, explicitly against the desires of his host, but still take the time to stop and give thanks to the house. At that point it feels less like habit or cultural norm and more like something that actually matters. (Er, cultural norms matter, but like, this makes it feels like it matters at an individual and personal level.) It actually matters to Hitsugaya, specifically.

** Even though he was also skipping town in the dead of night, explicitly against the desires of his host, after offering absolutely no useful information or explanation about anything whatsoever.

I want to say it’s adorable, but then I feel bad because Hitsugaya wasn’t trying to be adorable and at this point he’s been Straight Up Not Having a Good Time Bro since minute 3 of this 92-minute film, and I want to respect that. But anyway, although I don’t think of DDR as a piece of Bleach that has a lot to offer in terms of character- or worldbuilding, this scene I hold very dear. <3 All 9 seconds of it.

I also think about this scene a lot because in the scene that follows it, Hitsugaya (who is nothing like SS Arc Escape Master Hinamori, since he runs into Ichigo basically immediately) reiterates his thanks to Ichigo with 礼を言う, his first of a few he repeats this phrase over the course of this movie. I spent like, actual weeks fixated on this expression because I didn’t know what he’d said, to the extent that I could not for the life of me Google it effectively. It wasn’t until a different character in a different series said it that my brain was like ohhhhhh derp <i>Googles rei wo iu</i>. 

It’s an expression of thanks/gratitude, literally to speak rei, which is some manifestation of gratitude. It’s masculine and implies a level of distance between the speaker and recipient. From the instances we’ve now heard it, it feels pretty old-school/serious/formal, though it’s not just old-timey because we’ve heard it used in the sense that you might say “I wanted to express my gratitude” in series set in the modern day as well. There’s also a video game that uses it in its dialogue, though idk what games are so idk the context here. And then of course I got really down the rabbit hole and ended up reading about orei and linguistic anthropology, which made morse sense to me than the video game, though realistically I surely know more about video games than linguistic anthropology (I spent sever real-world years completing Ocarina of Time! vs. uhhhh I once shared an office with someone who took a class in linguistic anthropology one time.) That article is talking about something specific that funnily enough isn’t Bleach, but it’s invested in the speech acts, or speech that in itself comprises an act--for instance, that of counterbalancing a debt.

All of that aside, just figuring out the basic phrase felt like such an exciting victory!! Because now it’s a phrase we can reliably hear and understand while watching other things, even when embedded in the middle of a longer sentence, etc. and that’s always such a good feeling?? (During our Bleach movie rewatch last month we discovered that Hitsugaya also uses this phrase in Fade to Black in a completely different context/in a seemingly completely different usage, so who says filler movies aren’t educational! You learn new things every day.) So anyway, yeah, I really love this scene. Lots of wild, if somewhat tangential, memories attached to it. 💖

Also would like to point out that if Ichigo really didn’t want Hitsugaya to leave, he should have simply hidden his shoes. XDDD Foolproof. (Imagine the awkwardness of having to unlace some deeply, deeply unconscious person’s sandals as they bleed out on your sheets. Weirder than shooting yourself out of a magical cannon in order to bust into the stronghold of a society of death gods? I mean, possibly??)

Also love (no, I truly do! “love” is used in a lot of ways on this website but I think it’s very endearing) that Hitsugaya also took the time to fold the blanket, even though he definitely bled all over it. Because like... did he WASH the blanket? PROBABLY NAH. DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF HAVING FOLDED IT. KFAKF:gKGcfgvbhn

[theres-an-impulstor-among-us]

I hope you don't mind me bombarding your inbox with requests, but how about some Bdubs and Etho? Maybe some Shade-E-E's new employee training?

Thank u so much for this <3 I strayed slightly off prompt but I know you won’t mind :)

Also you are SO welcome to bombard my inbox with requests any time :D

...

  One afternoon, Etho is checking his profits at Shade-E-E’s like normal when he hears the door slide open. Glancing over, he spots Bdubs walking into the room, looking rather grumpy. 

  “Hey, Bdubs,” Etho says cheerily. “How’s it going?”

  “I got stung by a bee and nearly killed by endermites,” Bdubs replies bluntly. “Why couldn’t you have sent me to do free glass instead?”

  “Because everyone already has enough free glass. What people need right now is a lovely gardening service.”

  “But you always say there’s no such thing as “enough” free glass,” says Bdubs innocently.

  Etho considers this for a moment. “That’s true, I do say that. Okay, why don’t you take out some free glass next. But first, have you had your break?”

  “Not yet.”

  “Do that now, then. You can take out some free glass after that.”

  Bdubs beams. “Thanks, boss.”

  “No problem.”

  Relieved that his friend has stopped calling him his “delivery boy”, Bdubs heads over to the back of the shop and sits down on the chair.

  Less than a minute later, a message comes up on their communicators. 

Docm77 was slain by Tactical Tickle

  Etho snickers. “You put endermites in Doc’s base?”

  “Yup.” Bdubs grins, clearly pleased with himself. “His name was in the Refer A Friend chest so I spawned them in his bedroom.”

  “I’m so proud of you, buddy. Anyway, I’m just gonna step into my office for a sec to count profits. Call me if you need me.”

  “Will do.” 

  Bdubs relaxes in his chair in the shop on his own, proud of the work he’s doing. He’s being paid to bamboozle people AND he gets to spend more time with his best friend. To him, it’s a win-win situation.

  A few minutes after Etho leaves, the door slides open again and Doc himself storms into the room. Bdubs jumps up from his chair, a nervous expression on his face, and pushes out both his hands, stopping Doc from coming any closer.

  “H-Hey Doc!” he says nervously. “L-Let’s just talk about this…!” 

  “You put those stupid endermites in my bedroom!” Doc thunders. “After they killed me, I was trying to pick up my stuff and a creeper blew up the redstone I’d been working on all day! This is all your fault!”

  Bdubs’s heart skips a beat. He’s known Doc for years; he knows his friend is going to kill him, or at the very least hurt him. 

  “Doc, I’m sorry, I-!” 

  He breaks off with a cry as Doc lashes out. 

  But instead of the punch to the face he’s expecting, he feels himself get pushed backwards, causing him to trip over his foot and tumble to the floor. When he looks up, he finds Etho standing in front of him, facing off against Doc, sword in hand. 

  “Doc, I need you to leave.” Etho sounds steady and stern, but Bdubs has known him for long enough that he can detect a slight hint of pain in his voice. 

  “Your employee caused me a death AND-!”

  “Listen, I run this business,” Etho interrupts. “The buck stops with me. And I’m sorry about what happened, but there’s no call for violence. Please leave until you calm down, and THEN we can talk about it. But you don’t get to come into my place of business and assault one of my employees. Now LEAVE.”

  Doc’s narrowed eyes flicker from Etho to Bdubs, who gulps. He isn’t sure if Etho can beat Doc in a fight if it comes down to it.

  But thankfully, after a moment, Doc backs down and leaves.

  Dropping his sword, Etho turns to Bdubs and offers him his hand, but Bdubs freezes as he takes in his best friend’s face. “Oh my god, Etho…!”

  The skin around Etho’s right eye is bruised and swollen, and his eye is red and half-closed as a result. He gives a thin smile. “It’s okay, don’t worry.”

  Bdubs hesitantly lets Etho help him up. He winces as he gazes at his best friend’s swollen eye. “I’m so sorry, Etho…!”

  Etho shakes his head firmly, gingerly touching his eye. “It’s not your fault, Bdubs. Are you okay?”

  “Me?! I’m fine. Are you sure you are?”

  Etho hesitates, wrestling with whether to tell his best friend the truth or not. 

  Finally, he says, “I can’t see.”

  Bdubs stares at him. “What do you mean?”

  “I’ve always had vision problems in my left eye. And now I can’t see properly out of my right eye either.” His voice shakes, finally betraying his fear. “I can’t even see you properly and you’re right in front of me. All I can see of you is a fuzzy outline.”

  “Oh, man…” Bdubs hesitates, grimacing sympathetically. “I’m so sorry. Is there anything I can do?”

  Etho shakes his head. “No no, I can do it myself. You can take the rest of the day off if you like. I’ll be in my office.”

  Bdubs watches his friend very slowly walk towards the entrance to his office, almost bumping into one of the chests as he did. “Okay, okay, hang on a sec. Wait. Stop moving.”

  Etho pauses as Bdubs comes up next to him and lifts Etho’s arm over his shoulder. “Come here, I’ll get you down to your office.”

  “R-Really? Are you sure?”

  “Yeah, cuz without me, you’re definitely gonna fall down the ladder and break your neck.”

  Bdubs guides Etho to the entrance to his office and then down the ladder, constantly talking to his best friend to make sure he doesn’t miss a step or a handhold. When they get to the bottom, Bdubs leads his friend to the sofa set up in the corner and lies him down. 

  “Here, I’ve got an ice pack.” Bdubs takes out a piece of ice from his inventory and wraps it in his headband, before pressing it gently against Etho’s eye.

  Etho lets out a quiet hiss, before relaxing as the pain is relieved. “Ahh. I’m so glad Doc decided not to fight me, cuz he would definitely have kicked my ass. I can only just hold my own against him with ONE working eye.” 

  Bdubs watches him awkwardly. “So...um… How long have you had vision impairment in your eye?”

  “Left or right?”

  “You know exactly which one I mean.” 

  Etho clears his throat. “Since I got the scar.”

  “I see…” Bdubs hesitates, wondering whether to ask further. “How… um… How did it happen?”

  “I’m sorry, Bdubs, but that’s not a story I’m ready to tell yet.”

  Bdubs sits back, nodding. “Yeah, I thought not. Don’t worry, I totally understand. But if you ever want to talk about it, or anything else for that matter, I’m always ready to listen.”

  Etho gives his best friend a grateful smile. “Thanks, Bdubs. I appreciate that.”

  “Hey, I should be the one thanking you,” Bdubs responds. “You saved me from a nasty punch.”

  “Bosses always protect their employees.”

  Bdubs scoffs. “Uh huh, yeah.”

  “Well…” Etho chuckles. “While that IS the truth, I honestly didn’t even have to think about it. The instinct to protect you got burned into my code years ago.”

  “Ah…” Bdubs pauses, trying not to show his friend how emotional that one sentence has made him. “Well, uh… Th-Thanks. That means a lot. Anyway, you… you’d better rest your eye for a bit. I’ll keep sorting through the subscriptions upstairs; call me if you need me.”

  “You don’t have to do that,” says Etho softly. “I don’t mind if you call it a day and head home.”

  Bdubs shakes his head. “No way, I’ve got work to do. Besides, if I leave now, you’ll eventually get hungry and go looking for food on your own and inevitably get your ass kicked by that ladder.”

  Etho can’t help a laugh. “Your opinion of me is incredible.”

  “My opinion of you is extremely high. I just know you’re enough of a derp to try climbing up a twenty-block ladder half-blind and we both know how that’s gonna go.”

  “Okay, yeah, I can’t really argue with that.” Etho smiles. “Thanks, Bdubs.”

  Bdubs pauses at the ladder and looks back at his best friend. Etho is always so strong and capable, even if he can be a bit of a moron at times. But this incident has reminded Bdubs that everyone has weaknesses, and that’s okay. He’ll always be there for Etho and Etho will always be there for him, no matter what. 

  So he smiles. “Thank you too.”

[petersasteria]

hi! Baby Mine with Arvin Russell please? thank you in advance!

You’re welcome! I hope you’re seeing this xx

Baby Mine - Arvin Russell

"𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞"

You and Arvin didn’t plan on having children at the moment, but it came as a surprise to you when you found out that you were pregnant. It made you nervous because both of you didn’t plan for it. Hell, you thought he’d want you to get rid of it.

You were wrong, though. Sure the news shocked him, but he loved the idea of you being the mother of his child. If it was possible, he fell in love with you even more.

He worked really hard now and you were worried about him getting overworked, but he said he wanted you to just stay at home and take care of yourself and the baby. He loved both of you so much.

You were now 5 months pregnant and your bump was showing. Both you and Arvin couldn’t keep your hands off of your bump because it was a constant reminder that the life that you both created was growing in there and it fascinated both of you.

“Y/N? I’m home! I got you somethin’. The guy I worked with has a wife who’s also pregnant and he gave me these. He said it’d be good for you.” Arvin said as he entered the house and closed the door behind him.

He put the paper bag on the kitchen table and went to your shared room. He smiled to himself when he saw you fast asleep with an open book next to you. He marked the book before closing it and putting it on your nightstand. He got in bed next to you and kissed your forehead.

“I love you, Y/N.” He whispered.

 He kissed your bump and smiled, “Hey, there. ‘M your daddy. I think you can hear me by now and it’s the first time I’m ever talkin’ to ya. It’s nine in the evening right now and both you and your mama are asleep, but I just wanna tell ya that I love you already and I can’t wait to see you. Good night.”

He kissed your bump one more time before lying down. He brushed the hair off your face and pulled your closer to him before drifting off to sleep.

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