objectively very funny that homelander spent three seasons antagonizing or killing anyone who dared defy him and squashing anything that even remotely resembled dissent... only to be like how come no one stands up to me😔 why can't you speak your minds😠 ugh i am singlehandedly carrying this company!!
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Coming on here to say I love you Ryoji Mochizuki
my silly guy ever
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"my knees have gone a bit weak. Do you mind carrying me?" + Kunichuu
and/or
"fine I'll do it for you. Just for you" + kunizai
the people yearnnn for kunichuu and carrying. it's me. i'm people
Kunikida's had too much to drink.
Chuuya knows because he's clinging onto him, arms hooked around each other and head leaning on his shoulder. Kunikida isn't shy about physical affection, but he doesn't do much of it in public out of common decency and respect for Chuuya's space. So the fact that he's blatantly trying to merge their bodies into one is a huge sign.
Chuuya didn't drink because he's driving them back tonight. He's not sure how or when Kunikida reached this level, but he's certainly not complaining. He's quite enjoying the attention, actually.
"We should go home," Kunikida slurs into his neck and Chuuya shivers.
"You up for it, pretty?"
"Mhm. I wanna—" Kunikida tucks a finger under Chuuya's choker, pulling slightly— "take this off you."
Oh shit. He's really drunk. Chuuya's next laugh comes out shaky as he stands up, coaxing Kunikida out of the bar.
They make it out and Chuuya takes a deep breath of fresh air when Kunikida suddenly trips. Chuuya hurriedly stabilises him but it's too late. They both go tumbling onto the floor.
"Sorry," Kunikida giggles. Fucking hell. "My knees have gone a bit weak. Do you mind carrying me?"
With the way Kunikida is looking at him, Chuuya thinks he'll do anything. He nods wordlessly and picks his boyfriend up, walking them the rest of the way to the car.
kunizai... leaps into the sun and dies
"Fine," Dazai grumbles. They remain sprawled out on their futon and Kunikida leans over them with his arms crossed. "I'll do it for you. Just for you."
Kunikida breathes a sigh of relief. "Thank you."
It isn't that serious. Kunikida just needed someone to go with on this mission. It's only odd that he specifically reached out for Dazai and refused to go with anybody else.
Kenji, Yosano, and Jun'ichirou are all available. Dazai isn't sure why Kunikida had to barge into their dorm and request for their company.
Still, Kunikida had pulled the damn 'we're partners' card, and so Dazai has to drag their feet to the bathroom to change into their work clothes so they can go on this mission together.
It's whatever. They don't want to think too much about it.
"I'll wait in my car downstairs," Kunikida says. His lips quirk up and Dazai's eyes follow the movement. "You get fifteen minutes before I leave your lazy ass for the better."
"You wouldn't," Dazai gasps. They both know their words ring true.
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