#i miss joann's

[mjsakurea]

I have never been more homesick than when seeing the price of yarn in Japan

[veethesnake]

In light of recent events:

Separating the art from the artist

does NOT work if said artist is

1) alive

2) directly financially benefitting from you consuming the art

Especially if they have tweeted this in the past:

[earlgodwin]

An appreciation post for the beautiful Giulia Farnese: she's so smart, kind, and caring. She believed in women's solidarity and showed deep care for Lucrezia, always delicate and tender with her. Giulia proved her worth and loyalty when she rescued Lucrezia from the hands of her abusive husband. Even when she learned that Rodrigo cheated on her, instead of being envious and hating the young artist he cheated with, she offered a threesome. She never disrespected Vanozza but formed a friendship with her. Giulia was also a great asset to the Borgia family, helping establish and strengthen the church's charitable works, securing the pope's legacy, and earning her brother a cardinal's hat. She only departed when her relationship with Rodrigo was no longer working, with his blessing.

[dangerliesbeforeyou]

shout out to this ledge on the latest taskmaster s17 bloopers vid on yt lol

[becky5203]

I know JKR is a terrible person and you won’t catch me defending her but making Harry’s best friends mirrors of his dead parents was a galaxy brained move if ever there was one.

[honeyroastedpeanus]

ive been reading the discworld witches series its so good

[yandere-daydreams]

Do you machine sew or like hand sew ? I had tried to hand sew once .... sprained my wrist and had a headache for a week.

i used to hand sew everything bc i was deathly afraid of sewing machines, but it always took too long to be function and left me with calloused fingers + a sore wrist,,, i have since Befriended the machine and am currently much happier with far fewer injuries. if you're interested in sewing but don't have a machine, i'd suggest looking into a very cheap, very old model (if it has a screen avoid it at all costs) or investing in a hand-held sewing machine, which probably isn't going to cut down on the time but will help to stave off early onset arthritis for another decade or so. i do still embroider by hand, but other then that, you wouldn't be able to tear my machine out of my cold dead hands. i've taken care of her like a retired warhorse and she and i are now emotionally bonded.

[stannisbaratheon]

JOANNE WOODWARD in THE DROWNING POOL (1975), dir. Stuart Rosenberg

[funtomcafe]

i wont lie guys. if i see one more anime only fan ship lizzie n joanne i may just have 2 kill myself in front of the entire black butler tag

[real-life-cloud]

im GOING to write today ........ i WILL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[joanne-the-mothersaurus]

Read my story! It's pretty good, I promise. I try to update every week.

Mostly Inaccurate Quotes from the story (mild spoilers):

Veloci: I like my humans like I like my coffee. Moynihan: And how's that... Veloci: Roasted, ground, boiled, and cold. Moynihan: Ah.

Rodger looking at Rexy: Hey Max, maybe she's cougar. Max: STFU Rexy: GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS

Caruso *ogling some cute girls AND a cute guy tour guide* Girls make fun of Buzz Also Caruso: NOW SEE HERE, YOU TRAGICALLY UNFASHIONABLE BITCHES

Victor Veloci: Dr. Wu! It's so good to see you. Would you care to join me for dinner? Henry Wu:...I'm not the dinner, am I? Veloci: Whatever gave you that idea?

Veloci: Hey Masrani, it would look really sick if you got in that helicopter and saved us all. Do it for the gram.

Owen Grady: *random primate noises* Blue: Hey Dad, you ever considered maybe speaking raptor for once? Joanne: Sorry dear, he's not that smart. Blue: WHATTHEFUU------

(Maybe) Blue muttering: Overgrown chew toy... Bumpy:....bitch

[itstimeforstarwars]

I can't get into a new hobby if the price of starting is more than $20 but I can easily spend $50 on sewing shit because what is $50 compared to twenty years of sewing expenses?

[downton-bridgerton]

"Thanks so much for watching, come see the show!" "Show?" "It's a movie!!"

How Well Does the Downton Abbey Cast know each other? || The Vanity Fair Game Show (x)

[ddantalion]

cheers to my favorite building. happy spring equinox.

[elvisabutler]

forever indebted to you and the magic you have created with the little dove/priscilla!actress reader universe 🙌🏻✨️🤍

anon! 🥹🫣 i mean this from the sincerest depths of my heart but thank you so much. honestly i still am a little shocked after all this time of me not writing anything for the main story that people still care/send me things like this/questions. while it wasn't my first fic here, it was the first one i felt really attached to. and i will admit this, a lot of my damper on it/issues with writing it has been just boiling down how i lost my original screaming partner when it came to it and i have worried no one will care about it when i do post. bit of a self-fulfilling prophecy i'm afraid. in i suppose celebration of the magic and wishing to give you something as a thank you, i present a bit from one of the not all put together docs for it.

"I finally give you your collar and you give me a necklace to match you, Little Dove. Should I be expecting a collar next month? Did ya at least make it simple?" Austin's voice shifts lower and raspier as it's been doing lately to a register you've defined as his Elvis voice, much like Austin has defined your own shift as your Priscilla voice.

You laugh, your fingers moving to grasp the dove pendant on his necklace between your fingers. "I wouldn't, Daddy. It's just- kind of like a return to sender or return if found necklace. Your neck wouldn't look that pretty with a collar."

"You actually thought about it?"

but also:

"We'll find a way to have you wear it on set. Won't let my Little Dove's pretty neck to be bare and exposed."

[notallwonder]

I continue to pray fervently that Joanne Kelly takes a role in something that is Fun and even perhaps Cute in some way. I welcome Drama but please god JK you can do comedy well, and I miss seeing your smiling face.