#i simply cannot

[wedielikemen]

Neil detouring to California- making sure Jean was included, protected even! in his FBI deal.

Neil hinting at broken ribs because Jean will never speak of his pain of his own accord.

Neil, cradling his own broken ribs, airing out Thea's visit to the ravens to give Jeans injuries legitimacy.

Kevin with his hand over Jeans in a tv studio,

Kevin passing food from his hand to Jeans and being happy for his happiness.

Kevin calling Jean brother

Kevin keeping quiet so Jean will find his voice at his own pace

[starrytonesart]

il capitano

(click and zoom for quality pls pls)

[snow-blower]

all I want from life is for Robb Stark to call me his pretty girl while his thumb is in my mouth and he's balls deep in me is that too much to ask

No because I imagine this would go something like this —

Robb's hips are pressed tight against your own, every inch of him sinking deep inside you. His chest brushes against your breasts, rising and falling with short, hungry breaths as he pulls almost completely out, only to sink back in, slow and teasing.

Slow and teasing. He wants to take his time with you. He wants to pleasure and cherish you until you're nought but a trembling puddle of satisfaction beneath him.

Hand gently sliding up your side, fingers brushing a trail along the curve of your neck, Robb cups your jaw. He cradles your face gently, his thumb caressing the apple of your cheek. It's a soft touch, like he's handling a small and delicate fawn.

His thumb finds your parted lips, slipping past them to press down on your tongue in a way that makes you whimper so sweetly.

"My pretty girl," he rasps, his voice thick with pure love and desire.

You can't help but clench around him, your back arching as your body and soul craved more. You can only manage another soft whimper as you wrap your lips around his thumb and nip at the tip.

-

Or, something like that. Idk 😞

[zeedera]

Another hidden gem from Reddit.

I can't stop laughing.

[luxmoogle]

Who is your favorite KH character? If you can't choose a favorite (I know I can't) who is your favorite character to draw?

[dreamingweirdo]

My friend is listening to tma for the first time.

He's a little less than halfway through.

[lil-bastard]

Not Will saying his favorite song is Pony by Ginuwine and Mack chiming in saying, "Don't you have a dance to that?" Then Will saying that he doesn't remember the lyrics, but he knows it from Magic Mike 😄💀

These are the lyrics:

If you're h*rny, let's do it, ride it, my pony

My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it

Also, here's the scene from Magic Mike, by the way, with the possible dance moves, Mack was referring to

[postingmerlin]

I don't even know what to say about The Last Dragonlord

I have so many thoughts, but can't seem to arrange them into anything more cohesive than:

[doctor-donnas]

Anna Smith and John Bates (7/?)

[existential-queeer]

Buck moving into Abby's apartment and waiting for her to come back, but she never did.

Buck moving into Eddie's house and waiting for him to come back, but terrified that just like Abby, he won't come back to him either.

[3liza]

i am truly and finally done with ever attending any Christmas anything forever. last time I was coerced into visiting my dipshit boyfriend's family beige cube mcmansion I was scolded for being in the guest bathroom too long. this was like a six bedroom house with a finished mother in law studio apartment basement, there was no line for the many bathrooms. and my boyfriend didn't back me up on this at all he just blithely passed on the "correction" to me from his idiot parents as if it was not completely inappropriate.

please spare a thought for upper middle class white people between November 20th and January 1st every year, they are in the throes of something demonic

and stop "going to Christmas" unless you want to or need to, whatever that means in your case. lie and say you have food poisoning. do whatever it takes to get out of it. there's a strong possibility that you don't actually have to do this every year

[d-lanx]

[buggietastic]

insert something here about unrequited feelings that’s aren’t so unrequited you just don’t know it yet because you’re idiots in love

[xxphilocalistxx]

oh my fucking god

[youngjusticerulez]

List of women people who i simp for cus I have nothing to do

Artemis Crock from Young Justice (I SIMP SO FUCKING HARD)

Zatanna Zatara from Young Justice (simp level has broken)

Taylor Hernández from School Bus Graveyard (i simp hard)

Ashlyn Banner also from School Bus Graveyard (SMASH-)

M'gann M'orzz from Young Justice (or just Megan Morse, she's so wholesome :3)

Annabeth Chase from Percy Jackson (yas I'm into PJO now)

Piper McLean from Percy Jackson (no words)

Nobara Kugisaki from Jujutsu Kaisen (slayyy)

Here's the traitors

Conner Kent from Young Justice (first ever person I've ever simped, deserves to be here)

Dick Grayson from Young Justice (lmao so many young justice characters)

Worthy mention, Caitlyn and Vi cuz they're hot

Would've added them if this apps stupid image limit didn't exist

[hlizr50]

It took ten minutes... TEN MINUTES

For this bullshit

A couple things:

1. A deer with a flower doesn't remind me of a SHIP at all. It reminds me of a CHARACTER. Making a connection to anyone else bc the shirt is BLACK, a neutral color, is just... it's laughable.

2. THIS IS ABOUT CRESCENT CITY, NOT ACOTAR. SJM is not going to confirm any ships, especially through ARBITRARY CLOTHING SELECTIONS, through marketing for a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SERIES.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.