Anton Chigurh could snap me like a match and I'd thank him
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"How to have your human miss a day at work - an essay by Ahsoka"
Go over your human early in the morning and start purring, while they are distracted in awe by your cuteness, slowly place yourself over their chest and put your paws on the sides of their neck and start sleeping, if you perceive the human trying to move, just move a little tightening your arma around their neck, keep the position untile they surrender and take a day off
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I need non autistic people to realise meltdowns are a real debilitating thing that has a serious effect on your mental and physical health NOWWWWW!!! The way its been trivialized and lessened pisses me the fuck off. It's not a tantrum and it doesn't come from "being too weak-willed" it's painful and it's embarrassing AND MOST OF ALL IT'S INVOLUNTARY!! Don't claim to be an ally to autistic or disabled people and then make fun of people who have meltdowns. Literally get the hell out of my sight
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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i only recently realized march's roots are showing in his summer portraits 🫣
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But … how the staff swear? We Need to know that too…(of you want of course … love your art and your Amazing humor!!!)
(thank you! :D)
Trein: said 'damn' once when he was sixteen, still lays awake at night in embarrassment about his deplorable lapse in manners.
Vargas: swears like an old-timey carnival strongman. lots of "poppycock" and "what the devil" and an occasional "deuces!" (this makes classes very confusing for poor Deuce)
Crowley: doesn't intentionally swear, but every once in a while he'll, like...put together a presentation on the new staff policies or something that builds up to an acronym which, by complete coincidence, spells out something shockingly depraved.
it happens often enough that you'd think he's doing it on purpose, except. it's Crowley.
Sam: swears in the text, gets away with it because the character reading is always something else
(this is very specific to the Japanese version and probably too meta but I made myself laugh with it, I...I'm sorry)
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Thank you @artfulhero-m for the idea and letting me draw it!
Pt. 1 | Pt. 2 | Pt. 3 | You're here! | Pt. 5 | Pt. 6 | Final
I isolated the text behind Sebek and Riddle in the last panel in case anyone was curious about what it said lol
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