#i will be the controlling gf who dresses her bf

[starmocha]

I cannot trust to let the guys dress themselves. They're always whipping out the most bizarre accessories to wear when I'm not looking.

[sp-by-april]

#smut-a-thon

The feral thoughts that plague my mind is Kyle or Stan having a popular bimbo gf that everyone wants but can’t have. Although her bf is very jealous they’re not controlling, having to suffer and enjoy her little slutty outfits. Pulling her short skirts down when they hike up, covering her bare stomach with their big hands, towering and basically covering her from anyone. She’s really pretty and flirty but so loyal to her man, she lets him breed her all he wants. They both know she’ll make a pretty mom with cute babies anyway.🧎🏻‍♀️

Ok so I picked Stan's POV because I've never done a Stan POV and tonight is about doing stuff that's fun, horny, and different so uhh.. I hope it turned out okay? Broke my writer's block at least, so thank you! 💖😅

POV!Stan x F!Reader

[Tell me what makes you FERAL] [Stan Marsh Master List]

I love my girlfriend, but she has these little games. She likes to see what she can get away with.

She’s hot. Not hot in the way that guys pretend their basic, conventionally attractive girlfriends are just because their bodies are fine and their faces look good with enough make-up... She’s genuinely porn-star, turning heads, almost every guy’s fantasy (even if they won’t admit it) hot. And she fucking knows it.

She’s always dressed revealing or whatever but I swear, she saw me get jealous of dudes always looking at her and really upped the ante. Her tops got tighter and tighter, her skirts got shorter and shorter. She has this pair of faded jean shorts she loves to wear with a matching jacket and her ass totally hangs out of it. I've tried to pull it down the whole world can't see her on display, but it's pointless.

I don’t tell her what to wear, but I feel like I’m constantly fixing her clothes or covering her up so other guys can’t see too much. We were at Tolkien’s annual summer pool party and she wore basically nothing. When I questioned her about it, she huffed and said it was a "micro bikini”. She looked like a fucking stripper.

Luckily, she’s really, really tiny, so I can pretty much cover her stomach with my hand when she’s wearing crop tops and shit, but with that bikini… I felt like I was on patrol all night.

It’s even worse when she decides to be a huge fucking flirt. She’ll get suggestive, touch guys’ arms, bat her lashes, the whole nine yards. Every single dude just fucking eats it up. The way I’ve seen them eating out the palm of her hand? She could be a cult leader if she wanted.

I have to be careful because people see this guy being protective of his petite, attractive girlfriend, and think I’m being controlling and toxic or whatever, but it’s the opposite. She has all the control. She has the power. She knows it, too.

Except when we fuck. Then she’s begging me to breed her.

I love knowing that I’m the one that gets to fuck her while every other dude just has to fantasize and accept it. She goes so fucking wild, sometimes it’s like she’s starving for me.  She said I make her want to make all the bad decisions. Including letting me fill her up completely unprotected. She's completely mine to use. Trust me, she's even hotter when she's naked and begging for it.

“Please, Stan?”

“I need it, Stan,”

“Stan, pretty please, breed me,”

Then it’s my turn to play games. I’ll tell her about all the slutty shit she did and ask if she’s really been a good girl or not. That it’s something she has to earn. You should see how she writhes underneath me in desperation, panicking at the very idea that I won’t fucking come in her.

Maybe if she didn’t feel so good, I wouldn’t, but I always do. I’ve had my share of girls and nothing, nobody comes close. She’s the softest, the warmest, the wettest. On top of it, her body is so responsive to every little touch, it’s like driving a fucking Ferrari. She gets so tight when she comes, I can barely keep it together.

I don’t think I could stop myself from coming inside of her if I wanted to. I love knowing that I’m the only guy who gets to see her all fucked out, drooling and dripping with my cum.

My cock’s twitching just thinking about it.

Guess I’m lucky that I know a hot girl that I’m gonna turn into a hot mom pretty soon. Then the other dudes are really gonna be jealous.

[bubuslutty]

MIKE WITH A PISS KINK PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

tbh I've never really wrote for piss kink before the other post. but I'm exploring and dipping my toes very slowly into stuff (am I being slow? idk? anyway. who fucking cares.)

Mike is a nasty little freak and nobody can convince me otherwise. he likes having some power over at least certain aspects of his life, he likes being in control of things he chooses to control. not like paying the bills and going to work. cuz he has to? to live?

but he can have control over his gf. her body. her bladder. Just because he can.

so when he first was plagued with the image of his gf just pissing on him, his brain chemistry changed and he kind of wanted to make it a reality, trying without freaking his gf out and also without really telling her.

maybe it was him convincing her to let him fuck her when he knew she drank a bit too much water today and felt like going on the middle of him fucking her. maybe he'll let her go, maybe not, maybe he'll ask her to hold it in until he's done, she can wait, right? She can do it, she's a big girl <3

and maybe he'll hold onto her waist, dig his fingers super close to her belly button, press down a bit where her bladder should be in guise of him just holding her up, but really, he just loves her little squeals of panic and flinches, and not once does she tells him to stop, just whines and whines and moans while getting rocked on his cock.

And as soon as he's done and at this point, his baby is shaking and overwhelmed, he'll help her to the toilet, and help her sit and relieve herself while she's still. panting. and he's there, standing over her with a hand on her shoulder, so she wouldn't somehow slip and fall?

he's just a good bf after all, he has to make sure his gf is safe and taken care of <3

and then obviously Mike will take care of her, hop in the shower, wash her body for her and all, dress her up in some comfy clothes and lounge in their bed together <3

perhaps this keeps happening for a long time, his gf needs to go, but he needs her more than she needs to go, and how can she say no to those eyes??? and the cycle repeats until she realises that maybe he really, really, want her to let go.

So it happens then, for the first time, while in the shower, because its the perfect place to make a mess, and it starts off pretty innocent, just showering in silence, together, then washing each other's hair, giggling and slowly getting touchy until her back is to the wall and he's moaning in her neck with the sound of his hips snapping against hers echo in the shower.

And she doesn't tell him she needs to go, she just holds him tighter, wraps her arms around his neck and presses herself closer, he moans, and then he feels something, he's confused at first, terrified that he somehow hurt her because why the fuck is something hot dripping down her thighs, and when the smell hits his nose he absolutely loses it.

"Hah- Had to go, hm? Couldn't hold it in? Hm, baby? Fucked you so good you just-- Pissed yourself? Fuuuuuuuuuccckkk... Yeah. Yeah, you're mine. And I'm yours, yeah?"

his eyes almost roll to the back of his headand his rythm stutters and he snaps them harder, tries to get himself deeper, closer, all the while making the most debauched and pathetic noises he's ever made, he's so unbelievably horny he cums in no time.

and from that day on, everything changes.

[chanelfunnell]

QAI like Chaunette Shaw's interior and lifestyle but we have WAGs or journos who show a little piece of their privacy certain trolls are able to recognise Tazer's kitchen in the background of his new gf's photo. Apparently Toews Kane/Crosby Interesting/Ashetoewsgurl has recognised Toews's black kitchen from the video for Drew Barrymore's TV show.

Caley Cheelios invites you from time to time to her garden with chicken or her kitchen with her dancing children. Other WAGs are IN influencers and we see their house often. Other women are just panning their faces against the white wall and small peak or one photo of the coffee machine next to old painting or yellow candle holders next to candle is a pinnacle of revealing privacy.

Elina Cassell, Hjalmarsson before has revealed her home taste matching her similar fashion style in Scandinavian decor. Elina has posted photos of her home design signed as interior designer Elina.

Compared to

When fashion style (her party dress is nice and sleak or sexy) meets home décor or her multiple mentioned favourite NHL example Auston Matthews who is known for his eclectic fashion style. Yes, Troll's favourite target beside WAGs, a sport commentator/biz woman Marketa BLW and her countryside pad. Still more personality than Royal Christmas photo with dull beige walls next to cheap shiny Christmas gift box. Yuk. Like a modern wicker lampshade.

i have been thanked by Marketa's US lawyers led by her long term ex bf lawyer from Santa Barbara who are checking whether Rachel Meghan Markle has used anything from Marketa's estates Balmoral and Sandringham where Catherine, Princess of Wales got a boot from Anmer Hall, already locks changed as their illegal sublet is not worthy of paper. Marketa takes full control and intellectual possession of he estates since January 1,2023. I should forward the notice that any photo opt or visit up to this date without her consent will be tackled in the court rooms and female in laws such as Kate Middleton are advised to hire an expert's in the field of nominee trust and property law rather than a media lawyer because they prefer clothes and media attention. District Judge Russell of Norwich court, UK has made couple of serious procedural irregularities in past and media lawyer Miss Prince who was not an expert in nominee trust and real estate law has exchanged two emails as off court communication with late response to the case against Catherine Mountbatten Windsor, nee Middleton, Princess of Wales. Marketa BLW has confirmed that the royals and so Queen breach regularly independence of justice in UK and late Queen has ordered to stop a court case by Daily Mail against Rachel Meghan Markle who is still seen as a part of Royal Family despite their attitude and public opinion.

I was told Thank you for an alert and informed that they lodged a lawsuit against Canadian troll Ashley who is behind two fan blogs, one fan IN account and insane blabbing about Crosby and Marketa on Blogger. It explains how certain crazies knows how certain women stating outside of the press and social media are recognised after ten years. I would struggle to recognise Zach Parise or Taylor Johnson now . It explains why I am Lee now - a fictional character of Mrs Troll on her old sci fi blog to Randy Morin being called Marketa himself.. Toews has been apparently advised to unfollow her and so Marcus Aubrey from Austin, Texas for his charlatan like pseudo medicine pedalling psychedelic stuff, steroids etc, hatred about races and Jews and promotion of Donald Trump with conspiracy theories.

With permission of Marketa's lawyers and upon their request as she will be accountable for any possible defamation Jonathan Toews's slump in absence of offense is not caused by physical side but mental one and unlinked to the reasons of NHL franchise's change - Alex deBrincat. Toews has been struggling significantly since 2017 when Aubrey Marcus has entered the scene, so Innit gym and so called holistic trips to Arizona etc with certain groups . While Toews has climbed back to his previous peak in 2018 when he has adjusted his diet back to meat instead of just plant, carbon free food and tons of pseudo energy drinks and supplements by Aubrey his visible decreased personal performance on the ice has remained. He has showed good improvement in the first NHL games but it has been all..He is frustrated, flight or fight mode and no focus to score or pass the goal which is a problem of his mind rather than body. He uses advice from Aubrey's know how etc. According M's lawyers her streaming and social media company and so Spotify, Twitter, Amazon will limit Aubrey's biz and spread of his theories and Josh's podcast will be curated to be conspiracy, hate free.

Elina Cassell has new biz. Home design. I recommend to check crazy fashion style of Austin Matthews. Crazy like his 60 last season.

IN by Elina Castle, Suz Sabat MUA and undisclosed company's IN of Marketa BLW

[noro-noro-noro]

dream 1: kengan spinoff manga that had xia ji in it dream 2: only i can save the world by doing the star ritual or whatever

1. kengan spinoff(?) about some girl and her bf. they had an indoor pool and a freaky neighbor who would peep on the gf in the pool all the time. they confronted him but he was just weird about it & they decided to build a fence and call the cops right after the bf got back from his work trip. when he was gone creepo snuck into the house to try & get the girl, but she was friends with kengan members so she called them & a bunch of people showed up. I specifically remember Adam and raian but there were a few more. fem akoya too?? and takayama with the mask. akoya who was weird about creepo guy.

anyway xia ji was also hiding there, and was freaking out bc the association has found him again, so he ended up freeing creepo by throwing knives at the necks of the two random fodder holding creepo & escaping. he hid in a bush and sniped raian & raian fell over. everyone in the subreddit was excited about this. last updated July 25th

2. I wanted to remember this one, but pretty much all the context is missing bc I had to remember the other dream first. not the first time I've had a dream like this but the first time I've succeeded. anyway I'm the ~special girl~ main character. there are four stars and a ritual and the world is ending, or at least the world we live in is controlled by others and we are supposedly just the NPCs (but only when they from above look at us). but I'm the npc main character. we live in our shacks in the desert ekeing out our existence, and once a year the real main characters come and raid us and force us to slaughter each other or our farm animals. we hid our valuables but it's a 50/50 whether they're found or not, as any form of resistance equals death. I held down one of our let rabbits while the main characters chopped each leg off.

anyway, there was a ritual that would end this world and save my family and friends by resetting it, and I was the only one who could do it because I was the only one who could see/talk to (?) the human stars. there were 4. the ritual requires 4 separate things ? i think. I needed to sit in water. I needed to have bread (?) covered in different substances (?) hanging above my head. I needed to be able to stop/trap/see them to do something specific? it was very timelimited. If I failed the ritual I would die and the stars would live forever, but they did not want to live forever, they wanted to die? or at least only livr a human lifespan.

the first 3 stars wltook the form of old men. the 3rd star in particular had the ability to turn invisible so I couldn't see him and trap him once the ritual had begun. he was kind but apologetic about this. he looked like the grandpa from the pickles comic. one of the other stars, 1 or 2, looked like chairman metsudo. tall, long beard and mustache, dignified despite his age. can't remember the remaining one. the fourth star was young. he dressed stylishly, and had blond hair and he was mean to me, but in a somehow kind of encouraging way. like a tsundere actually! "you fucking idiot if you're unable to study 3's patterns to know how he moved you'll fucking cease to exist and we'll live for fucking ever is that what you want??" type beat. he did not believe I could do it, but I think he wanted to. or he did believe it and he was acting like he wasn't. and the me in that dream was so patient and would return each remark with kindness and he would get flustered just like every tsundere ever. I didn't know anything about the ritual and the rest were forbidden from telling me, but through the fourth star's drip marketing I got maybe 70% of the gist of it .

I think the other 3 stars had titles like "star of time, star of light," the star I can't recall anything about, & this guy was the star of death. not the death star. I sensed if I made that comparison he'd abandon me and never help.

i wasn't fully prepared, but we were running out of time. I started the ritual. each star vanished from the human world and took their place in the sky. the old and tall and proud star ate everything in the sky. he became the silhouette of giant Luigi looking over the world. his right eye glinted, and from that glint the ring that would expand and destroy the world if it became encircled began. the round old man with glasses star vanished, and the rings of light off his glasses hit the ground of the room and slowly slowly started changing things. the star I forgot sent his ring of light up and it hit giant Luigi in the eye and this expanded the ring so it'd grant me a few precious more minutes to complete the ritual. I don't know what the star of death was doing.

anyway it teleported me to my mom's bedroom. I sprang into action, I ran the water in the bathtub, started taking my socks off, grabbed clothes hangers for the bread, didn't look outside the window to see the rings progress. got to the kitchen. realized I didn't have the TIME to apply the proper spreads. time..... time....and the old man was there, I saw him, and I put my hand on his head and he smiled and like went in the fridge and turned into cabbage or something. okay. okay. whatever . I smashed the jars on the ground and started mopping them with the bread slices, looked outside it was dark. the ring was 2/3 down, and moving fast. I ran back to the bathtub and finished taking off my socks and lower body clothes and scattered the bread around and sat in the water. the hoodie the star of death had given me was getting wet. as the water came up I saw on the sides - [first star] in dishwasher purple times new Roman: satisfed. star of light (lime green): satisfied. star of time (burnt orange) satisfed. instead of saying star of death, it said "kuro" or some shit like that & it said FURIOUS.

I looked up. there he was. the light from the bathroom window turned white, like early morning. he looked like he didn't know what emotion to put on his face. "are you really ready for this? you messed up the ritual a little but we're letting it slide, you know. we don't want to be immortal. you'll cease to exist as you are now. it'll hurt." his face twisted up & he said "I don't want you to get hurt." & I was lik "okay but if I fail the ritual now, the world will be cleansed in the ring of fire anyway, and all of you will be forced to live forever, and my atoms will be torn apart just like you've told me so many times." he stood there anyway. unsure I guess. my dream self had no patience for his tsundere antics I had a world to save. I smiled and said "thank you for the hoodie - it's really kept me warm." now it was soggy and gross in the water that was up to my neck but I didn't say that. I started to take it off since I had to be just about naked for things to work, and his face settled and he actually looked mature like a star should rather than some angry blond haired twink. he turned away to give me some privacy. I put the hoodie on the floor and uncorked the bathtub so all the water would come out. this was the end of the ritual. the world went white. it hurt for about one second and then I woke up.

[fizzychocolatemilk]

BAKUDEKUMOMO hcs because I have brainrot

Hi...I read @amurderofcows’s post with izumomo hcs (which were sweet and adorable btw...y’all should go check them out) and my mind was immediately “yes but make it bakuizumomo” because I have severe bakudeku brainrot at all times. So here are my bakudekumomo hcs in semi-chronological order.

- Izuku and Momo will simp over Katsuki together while studying or having a snack.

- They’re all huge nerds, so they have study dates all the freaking time.

- I feel like their academic strengths and weaknesses balance each other out, so they know exactly who to go to if they’re struggling with a specific subject, and by studying together they all become unstoppable exam passing machines.

- They all have a massive rivalry over who is going to be top of the class. (This is mostly between bakudeku, but Momo is a tough contender and both boys are scared of her.)

- Katsuki is the most clingy. He’s usually in the middle when they cuddle together.

- Izuku “give him back” Midoriya is the possessive one. Whenever he sees someone flirting with his significant others, he’s there with an arm over their shoulder and shooting a fake “get the hell away from my gf/bf” smile at the culprit.

- Momo loves spoiling her bfs with expensive, yet thoughtful, gifts.

- The boys love taking Momo out on fun dates to arcades or parks and seeing her face light up with the new experience.

- In their third year, they’re the big three and EVERYONE knows they’re together.

- Momo is the most reasonable out of the three, but the boys have definitely rubbed off on her because she has no qualms about throwing down with anyone who insults her bfs.

- Katsuki and Izuku are the dumbass duo of the relationship, but they are REALLY GOOD at banding together to take down any asshole that harasses their gf.

- Izuku is the tallest of the three (183 cm / 6′). Katsuki complains about this a lot, but he loves how protected Izuku’s hugs make him feel.

- Katsuki and Momo are about the same height, but Momo is a little taller. (Katsuki is 173 cm / 5′8″ and Momo is 176 cm / 5′9″) This difference actually does annoy Katsuki a little bit, but not enough that he’s vocal about it...he still gives the warmest hugs out of the three and capping at 173 cm when he was 16 doesn’t mean he’s any less of a badass.

- Katsuki and Izuku are a registered hero duo. Momo is an independent hero and a symbol for female empowerment. The boys had offered to register as a trio (because fighting together is part of their love language), but they were very supportive when Momo wanted to build her own image and be an inspiration for little girls.

- Katsuki and Momo are more introverted, so when Izuku goes out with the Dekusquad, they stay home to drink tea and cuddle.

- On the days that the Bakusquad manages to drag Katsuki out of the house, Izuku and Momo tag-along. His significant others being there make him feel more calm and controlled around his boisterous friends.

- Katsuki and Momo love going shopping and dressing up together...especially when they get to see Izuku’s face go red when he inevitably gets flustered over the beauty of his significant others.

- When they’re older and start thinking about kids, Izuku wants the child to be Katsuki and Momo’s biologically because he doesn’t want their child to have to deal with being quirkless. Katsuki basically says, “Fuck no, if we’re having a kid they’re going to be a freckled nerdling like you.” As the boys are arguing, Momo, who had already said she was fine with carrying, is thinking about a blonde haired, green-eyed, freckled child with Izuku’s smile and Katsuki’s swagger...there had to be a quirk for that, right?

That’s it! I probably could have come up with more, but this is getting really long. It was kind of refreshing to do something that wasn’t bakudeku for a bit (though it was frustrating that I had to redo this because I pressed F12). This might get continued later, but it probably won’t. Maybe other ot3 hcs??? ...We’ll see

[hatobara01]

It will be the first time that I will publish some headcanons of some character, in this case of Friday Night Funkin with Senpai, I hope I won't be ashamed of this later XD.

-Headcanons about your game

•The plot of his game basically consists that Y / N is a student in her last year of high school, who never knew love and suddenly a new and adorably attractive math teacher named Senpai comes in, and there in that game your goal is date with the teacher with all the cliches of otome games.

•The game format would obviously be a dating simulator, but with the variant that would be Hatsune Miku Project Diva or Uta no Prince Sama type ... I guess the first one.

•That Girlfriend liked about the game, she found it in Boyfriend: A cute boy with a taste for music (even if it's a few Beep boops LOL). With the exception adding that BF is funny, it isn't perfect but that is good.

•Senpai's personality in your game is like that of a sweet prince, but a bit clumsy, and it shows in his way of dressing. That he is passionate about music even though he teaches mathematics, since the position of music teacher was occupied. Also, when he falls in love with Y / N, he tries to be very sweet and chivalrous with her without his students noticing ... at least he does not favor her in his class. And when he lost in anything, just put in a Sad mode, for after will be happy again.

• His Good Ending would be that when Y / N graduates, make a confession to Senpai, he also confesses his feelings in an embarrassed way and now, happy ending. Also, after completing the game, it is possible to play the musical levels.

•His Bad Ending then in graduation, Y / N when confessing to Senpai because he is rejected, but since it is an A.I. "indirectly" senpai tells you that you can try again and how to get his Good Ending "indirectly".

-Headcanons about him

•Unlike his personality in his game, Senpai being an experimental A.I. , because "outside his role" he would be like a guy who has the character of Oujidere (an arrogant anime prince), somewhat perverted but perfectionist in some aspects, and that he is a sore loser.

•Aspects between his gaming personality with his real personality, as he retains the fact that he is quite clumsy, but he would deny it or be ashamed. Also, if he likes music and is passionate, but he is a perfectionist at that. Although he is narcissistic, because if he falls in love, instead of being ashamed, he would take the personality of a Tsundere and little by little being someone sweet ... with his pride even but just as sweet.

•Before the arrival of BF and GF, Senpai was quite aware of the existence of Spirit, although he does not take it enough importance and considers it annoying to listen to it and then ignores it. If he had been human then he would have been fuck off in the presence of Spirit and being his puppet for a long time.

•He is a cat boy, and a bit of Hamsters, is that for him they are so cute.

•Like an experimental A.I he couldn't develop much to be able to control electronic devices like Giffany from Gravity falls, and neither to modify your programmer and communicate with it like Monika from DDLC. But if he can have an understanding of it and even keep his memories every time he is rebooted as Seven from Mystic Messenger.

•It could be said that it suffers from an error called Error 707 that it is almost impossible to erase its memories when restarting it compared to its other copies of the past, but he pretends not to have any memory.

•He has a taste for sweet things like cakes and cookies, but also a taste for fish, such as Takoyakis.

•he is weak with spicy food even if he says otherwise, his watery eyes and red face would give him away.

•He doesn't like his full name at all, which is "Senpai McAnime Weeb", simply if someone asked him his full name he would lie saying that the programmers just gave him a name believing that there was no need to put a surname as with his age ... If he knew about your Wiki.

•Senpai may have died, but not completely, only his disk was damaged by Spirit which makes him look dead. So if someone can find his disk, manage to fit it into a PC and repair the broken parts of his programmer, it will be possible to be playable again, and perhaps the memories of the event with BF and GF, even what happened with Spirit will still be preserved. But the fact that Spirit is still doomed on its Disc is going to be a mystery.

-Extra Headcanons

•It is possible that Y / N is the one who got Senpai's game disc online because of his taste for retro games ... What? one way or another Daddy Dearest had to get rid of that disc, if he breaks it then Spirit would escape and he does not want to go back to the problems again, besides wanting to take him away from his daughter also so that this incident doesn't happen (although he himself caused it). and therefore better to pass the problem on to others.

•Senpai when meeting Y / N , Well...he would feel confused to have another carrier, in fact, he would be surprised if it works on a computer. Maybe at the beginning it would be out of place which would create suspicions in Y / N so the boy would try to "break the fourth wall" little by little until the girl understands that he has a conscience or ends up exploding and revealing himself in the middle of the game ... whichever comes first.

Ok, was so longer, but it was funny and entrertaiment. Maybe I will do a Love Headcanons after hehe

PD: The fanarts shown here do not belong to me, they belong to their respective authors.

[jktummies]

Seokjin really didn’t know how to feel leaning against the marble kitchen countertop, cold beer in his hand as he watched his pretty gf talk with her best friend.

You see it’s Jimin’s annual birthday bash which of course tae being his soulmate was an automatic invite and him being taes bf well he had to come.

The past years birthday extravaganza was a lot of fun, him and tae had just started talking and not to mention the mind blowing sex right after when they got home.

But that was before the weight.

Ofc seokjins weight journey was a mutual want and he loved his body and supportive gf more than anything but party scenarios still took time getting used too.

He’s chilling at the same spot as last year, but last year he wasn’t double his size. This years jin could proby swallow last years jin and want more.

He could feel at how people stared at him wether processing if that was the same jin or just glancing down at the shirt that barely fit over his moobs and covered his big belly.

He tired to make it better by putting on a flannel, but that ofc made it worse. It instead emphasized the surplus size of his arms stretching the fabric to a t and making him sweat viciously.

He’s really trying to have fun here talking to his and taes friends here and there even laughing along with yoongi’s story about namjoon breaking his keyboards.

He knew how important jimin is to tae and how his gf should let loose so he’ll keep his social anxiety to himself.

He can just stick by the snack table and maybe start working on the extra liter of sodas jimin bought ( just in case)

He’s halfway done with the chip bowl when tae saunters over to him in that tight dress -fuck

She gives him a grin, manicured hands immediately going to rub his stomach “having fun handsome”

He nods, “oh yeah a plus snack table”

She giggles giving him an opportunity to watch the bounce of her breast. She moves her hand to smooth over his fattened cheeks and what’s left of a neck and she’s staring at him with so much loves it’s impossible to not to press into the touch and leave kisses on her fingers.

She hums moving closer, slender body being enveloped by his fat one. She stops until her lips are right at his ear, “why don’t you take your favorites and get us a room while I grab us a few sodas for you tubby.”

Jins eyes widened. And his gf face is just so wicked intimidating all he can do is nod. She gives a boxy satisfied grin and walks away seeming to do what she proposed.

Immediately jin grabs the plate of brownies, and two boxes of pizza. Ignoring the obvious stares he’s getting as he waddles over to the hallway finding a room for him and tae.

After his third try ones empty and unlocked. He settles on the end texting tae his location. Rn minutes later and she’s walking in with two bottles of coke.

“Ready big guy?”

“Yes ma’am!”

Giving him a greedy smile tae immediately goes to unzip her dress letting it fall to the floor and only being left in her tiny panties. Jin gulped as taehyung began to straddle jins gigantic tree trunk thighs. His chubby hands mechanically coming up to rub her sl waist.

Sitting in his lap her body was automatically enveloped by seokjins growing stomach. Taes hand moved to tug at his shirt giving him the signal that she wanted all his top layers off.

She tried to help him as best she could with removing the tight clothing but they both couldn’t hide the excitement of hearing jins shirt stretch while trying to pull it off.

As soon as the clothing was gone taes hands were roaming all over. Touching and squeezing every roll and fat on him. Her boobs were basically touching his and she gave a harsh squeezing pretty finger going to flick at his nipples

He moaned, face flushing as she hummed and leaned to pepper kisses all over his stomach before lifting it up and letting it fall.

His whole body from checks to arms to his gigantic midsection jiggled and didn’t stop.

“Taeeeee” he whined.

“Oh hush you big baby and open up.”

She held the first slice of pizza up to his plush hips and just watched as jin inhaled it.

“Good boy. So good and fat for me right?”

They were now at the last slice…. Of the first pizza.

“Y-yes, wanna be g-good and big”

“Yeah baby? Wanna get bigger for me?”

He moaned, “yes tae s-so big for you”

Opening up the first soda bottle she smiled, “good. My big baby boy. Getting so big for me, I love it.”

She gave his belly a kiss before smacking it and watching how the jiggles rippled.”

….

Two pizzas boxes and plate of brownies later jin was huffing. He could fell the crumbs and pizza sauce on his face. His stomach was now extended more than his original size.

He could feel how his back arched to support and how cushioned his ass had become to support his top weight.

How it was pushed out of the sides taking up room on the bed. Taehyung grabbed one his tires and let it drop once more.

“So handsome tubby. So fat but not even full yet are you? That’s why your so big you don’t know when to stop.”

Christ his gf was great with dirty talk.

“Tae please I’m thirsty.”

“You’re thirsty? Want some water.”

Jins browns furrowed, “no w-want the sodas”

“Honey but that’s not healthy. You need to drink wat-“

“Don’t wanna! Don’t wanna be healthy.”

Taes soft hand felt so good as it rubbed his under belly, “oh I know you don’t big boy.”

She uncapped the Soda bring it right to his lips and watched as her bf closed his eyes and gulped. Looking at him now she could see how fat his face became. Loosing all hardness. No longer having a pronounced jawline but instead just a double - almost triple chin.

She watched as his belly rose up and down barley as he gulped. She could feel how big it’s grown against her but still soft to the touch.

Eventually she felt the tapping of seokjins chubby fingers telling her she’s finished.

His faces scrunches and she already knows.

“You got gas love bug.”

He nods and she’s reminded of a little child with the face he’s making.

She cooes cupping his chubby cheeks before going to feel around for gas bubbles.

It’s uncomfortable say the least for jin. Waiting for tae to find those certain spots that just make hi-

UUUUURRPPP

his cheeks immediately redden.

I’m sorry I-

Tae and him both hear the gurgling before it happens. Jin dosent know when he lost control of his body maybe several pounds ago but before he knows it a loud fart ripped through.

He’s as red as can be but tae pecks the hands covering his face.

“Hey I like it remember, I like when my big boy get his gas out yeah?”

Jin nods hands still covering his face, “yeah but still it’s embarrassing.”

Tae laughs determined now to make Jin let everything out. And that she does, immediately jin belches.

“Ya- URRRRRRPPPP”

“Hmm good one”

Her newly rubs are never ending making him belch and fart for who knows how long. It’s not until he calmed down and finally relaxed that she gives him a mischievous grin.

“We still have another bottle tubby”

[hibiscuswrites]

🌺 Masterlist 🌺

‼️ = possibly triggering content

💦 = contains sexual content, not necessarily smut 

Rio 

Jealous/possessive Rio 

Domestic life 

Rio getting a call that his girl was mugged

Significant other was hurt in like a car crash or non-gang related incident

Rio's reaction to his boo strip teasing💦

Rio’s girl being pregnant

Rio meeting and falling in love with a female version of himself

Rio having his girlfriend meet Marcus for the first time

Rio taking care of his newborn baby and wife

Rio taking care of his little girl because mama is sick with the flu

Reader gets taken by a rival gang as leverage ‼️

Rio trying to win over a woman who he really can be himself with

Rio's reaction to you flinching when he breaks something or yells and what he would do to assure you that you were safe with him ‼️

Rio on his wedding day/night 💦

Rio’s girl giving him the silent treatment like after a fight

Reader it is Beth’s sister who is with Rio. She betrays him for her sister and the crew

Rio doing daddy duties/ taking care of Marcus and his new baby

Shower sex 💦

Rio’s reaction to the reader with a complicated relationship getting flirted with

One of Rio’s men steps out of line and makes a move on his SO

Rio hiring a shy nanny who he really likes to tease

Reader is frustrated by how much Rio’s been working and doesn't know how to bring it up. Reader starts acting different and eventually Rio gets her to tell him what's wrong

Rio’s baby girl calling him dada for the first time and giving him a big smile

Rio dating a younger reader

Reader & Rio going to an event where reader gets nervous and starts being overly critical of what she's wearing/how it looks on her ‼️

Rio getting hurt by a rival and his girl reacting & consoling him

You find out Rio slept with Beth and try to leave him but he cuts it off with her

Rio and a girl he is secretly in love with having to share the same bed

Rio finding a hickey on his girl that he’s positive wasn’t from him💦

Rio vs Billy 💦

How Rio would be with someone who put him and Marcus first and kept doing it until she cracked

Rio and the reader spending time with Marcus and admiring the new baby

Rio gives a little degradation after he finds you super wet, even though he hasn't touched you and he over stimulates you💦

Reader is black & someone makes a comment about her weight or her being a poc around him causing him to lash out‼️

Rio’s reaction to another man making you cry

Make-up sex with Rio 💦

How Rio would react and treat a girl he had feelings for but wasn’t yet dating who just got emergency surgery

Rio having an SO with long luscious hair and him washing her hair for her

Rio x reader where her ex shows back up in her life and tries to win her back/turn her against Rio and how Rio reacts to it

Readers boss blatantly flirting with her in front of Rio ‼️

Rio and the reader at their gender reveal or baby shower

Rio getting jealous by his S/O fangirling over a hot actor during their movie night at home

Rio’s normally very bold gf who gets shy with sexual things gets caught touching herself while watching porn 💦

Rio and Marcus picking up the reader (mom/wife) from the airport after a long trip, and they go home and spend quality time together

Rio and the reader having a romantic/sweet date night

Beth attempting to kill Rio’s SO because she’s jealous of her and what Rio would do in response

Beth making it look like Rio is cheating on reader with her. He finds out Beth planned it but reader leaves him & Rio getting revenge  

Rio with a girl who went behind his back to help Ruby, Annie, and Beth 

First time reader & Rio discuss what he actually does

Rio thinking his SO is cheating but she’s not

Rio taking care of his girl after she gets her wisdom teeth taken out

Rio saving a girl from some drunk trying to mess with her and that’s how they meet !!

Reader trying to leave in the middle of the night for a walk after a fight 

Rio finding out his girl is bi and ask of she wants to try it with him and a woman

Rio meeting the reader’s parents

You are Rio's ex/gf/ Marcus' mom/ and find out about Beth's "pregnancy"

Rio fingering his girlfriend 💦

Would ever snoop through his SO’s phone

Rio dating a clumsy girl

Drabble: Gunk kink 💦

How would Rio deal with his S/O being very sensitive and emotional

Rio with a tall reader

Rio taking his SO’s virginity 💦

Rio comforting reader who had PTSD and nightmares  !!

Strip Poker with Rio 💦

Making out with Rio would include 

Rio accidentally walking in on the girl he loves having sex with another dude

Getting back together with Rio and finding out about Beth’s pregnancy

Honeymoon with Rio

Drabble: Control your anger or you’ll have me to worry about

Working as Rio’s assistant/secretary and having a flirty relationship

Rio being friends with reader who is in a bad relationship and is very neglected by her current bf

Morning sex with Rio 💦

Beth shoots reader instead of Rio and then he thinks she's dead but she came back 

Rio with a sub SO who likes to be choked 💦

Rio and Billly share reader

Rio dating dancer reader 

Rio taking reader for her first tattoo

Quarentine with Rio

Rio with pregnant reader who doesn’t want to be a mom

Rio with shy trans mtf reader

Rio with reader who doesn’t want kids 

!! Rio getting with reader who was in an abusive relationship !!

!! Reader runs into toxic ex and Rio gets protective !!

Rio going to the club with the reader 

Reader taking care of and spoiling Rio

Rio with a pregnancy kink 💦

Reader doing the refusing to kiss your boyfriend prank on Rio

Latina reader unknowingly intimidates Beth and end up making her jealous when she finds out you’re together 

Rio shaves pregnant reader since she’s so far along that she can’t

Reader wants to post Rio on social media but he’s hesitant 

Rough blowjob with Rio💦

Rio’s reaction to someone threatening your life while out together 

Being Rio’s new employee who steals his attention away from Beth 

Rio with soft and innocent reader

Rio lets reader take control for the night 💦

Cops bring reader in for questioning and he pampers you after you stay solid

Billy Russo 

Jealous Billy

Fight and making up with Billy 

Billy’s been acting weird so his girl thinks he's cheating. She eventually can't take it anymore & he comes home to find her gone. He tracks her down and proposes 

Billy thinking his girl is cheating (She's not of course)

Rio vs Billy 💦

Billy gets reader pregnant in a fwb situation but is smug about it

Billy coming home to find you asleep on the couch surrounded by work

Billy finding out the Reader is pregnant and being delighted and determined to give his child a better life than he had

NSFW Alphabet 💦

Rio and Billly share reader

Billy worries reader will leave him if she learns the truth, but she already knows 

Protective Billy with hurt reader 

Frank Castle 

Reader has a really bad anxiety day and he’s soft with her and quiet‼️

NSFW Alphabet💦

Domestic life

Soft but still angsty “I thought I lost you” with frank after a bad night

Seeing Frank at the diner for a while before finally approaching him 

Geralt of Rivia

A kid tries to pay Geralt to kill a monster but the monster turns out to be an abusive parent‼️

Ray Merrimen

Ray’s new girl is coincidentally just in the bank he and his crew are robbing

Reader having a crime boss ex that wants reader back, and 2) finding out what Ray does and her reaction to it

Ray meeting a girl at the gym/dojo that can kick his ass, despite the size difference

Ray being your instructor at the gym would be like

NSFW Alphabet💦

Bratty reader who keeps bothering Ray while he's working on plans for the next hit because she wants attention 💦

Ray expressing how much he cares about you x plus sized reader ‼️

Going on vacation with Ray 💦

Ray’s stripper ex is trying to cause trouble in his new relationship because he moved on from her after he got out of prison

Ray’s reaction to his girl getting into a fight with someone or more like defending herself

Reader is feeling ignored by Ray so she seeks attention elsewhere, but it backfires

Ray’s totally smitten for the shy reader who doesn't think he'd be interested in her

Ray  spoiling his girl because he's nervous that he's about to propose

Ray just can't keep his hands to himself when reader is around 💦

Ray’s girl is afraid to tell him she's pregnant as they never talked about having kids

How would Ray react to his girl feeling neglected and seeking attention elsewhere

How Ray deals with reader’s male friend who tries to sabotage 

Jealous of Ray’s ex FWB, reader starts dressing and acting sexier 

Cuddling in bed with Ray

Ray taking care of reader during her period 

Reader thinks Ray’s cheating but he’s not

Reader is unsure where her relationship with Ray lies, he makes it clear she’s his

Joseph Seed 

Joseph with small and petite girlfriend

NSFW Alphabet💦

Joseph finds someone just like him, who believes in his vision and takes care of everyone, like a mama bear

Joseph's wife finding out she's pregnant

Having an atheist girlfriend 

Joseph falling head over heels for a new follower of his church

Joseph with a virgin SO💦

FC5 Misc. 

The Seed brothers learn about latina readers curly hair while in the bunker 

Jacob Seed 

Jacob with a tall girl, a blonde with blue eyes

Dom!jacob with newly subdued but bratty Dep 💦

Jacob with a chubby S/O 💦

Jacob with small and petite girlfriend

NSFW Alphabet 💦

Animalistic dom!jake with a breeding kink taking his plus-size wife 💦

Having an atheist girlfriend 

Jacob with a virgin SO💦

Jacob Seed and a super sweet/naive SO who looks harmless, but can kick ass 

Jacob and asexual reader 

Jacob taking his plus sized virgin wife’s virginity 💦

John Seed 

John dating a small, thin Hispanic girl with crazy curly hair

John with small and petite girlfriend

Having an atheist girlfriend 

NSFW Alphabet💦

John with a virgin SO💦

John secretly dating Dep reader 

Miguel Ángel Félix Gallardo

Miguel in bed (general)💦

Helping Miguel unwind after a rough day 

Miguel surprises reader after you thought he forgot your anniversary 

Miguel telling his child about how you and him met 

Nick Amaro 

Loving Nick coming home to reader after being away to work on a case 

Agent OA Zidan 

Having an interfaith relationship with OA

Plus size reader tag Black reader tag Latina reader tag

[miraculousladybugandconsent]

Am I in a Healthy Relationship?

It Feels Like Love — But Is It?

It's totally normal to look at the world through rose-colored glasses in the early stages of a relationship. But for some people, those rose-colored glasses turn into blinders that keep them from seeing that a relationship isn't as healthy as it should be.

What Makes a Healthy Relationship?

Hopefully, you and your significant other are treating each other well. Not sure if that's the case? Take a step back from the dizzying sensation of being swept off your feet and think about whether your relationship has these qualities:

Mutual respect. 

Does he or she get how great you are and why? Make sure your BF or GF is into you for who you are.

Does your partner listen when you say you're not comfortable doing something and then back off right away, without trying to get you to change your mind?

Respect in a relationship means that each person values the other and understands — and would never challenge — the other person's boundaries.

Trust.

You're talking with a guy from French class and your boyfriend walks by. Does he completely lose his cool, or keep walking because he knows you'd never cheat on him?

It's okay to get a little jealous sometimes — jealousy is a natural emotion. But how a person reacts when feeling jealous is what matters.

There's no way you can have a healthy relationship if you don't trust each other.

Honesty.

This one goes hand-in-hand with trust, because it's tough to trust someone when one of you isn't being honest.

Have you ever caught your girlfriend in a major lie?

Like she told you that she had to work on Friday night but it turned out she was at the movies with her friends?

The next time she says she has to work, you'll have a lot more trouble believing her, and the trust will be on shaky ground.

Support.

It's not just in bad times that your partner should support you.

Some people are great when your whole world is falling apart, but not that interested in hearing about the good things in your life.

In a healthy relationship, your significant other is there with a shoulder to cry on when you find out your parents are getting divorced and to celebrate with you when you get the lead in a play.

Fairness/equality.

You need to have give-and-take in your relationship.

Do you take turns choosing which new movie to see?

As a couple, do you hang out with your partner's friends as often as they hang out with yours?

You'll know if it isn't a pretty fair balance.

Things get bad really fast when a relationship turns into a power struggle, with one person fighting to get their way all the time.

Separate identities.

In a healthy relationship, everyone needs to make compromises, but that doesn't mean you should feel like you're losing out on being yourself.

When you started going out, you both had your own lives (families, friends, interests, hobbies, etc.) and that shouldn't change.

Neither of you should have to pretend to like something you don't, or give up seeing your friends, or drop out of activities you love.

And you also should feel free to keep developing new talents or interests, making new friends, and moving forward.

Good communication.

Can you talk to each other and share feelings that are important to you?

Don't keep feelings bottled up because you're afraid it's not what your partner wants to hear.

And if you need some time to think something through before you're ready to talk about it, the right person will give you some space to do that.

What's an Unhealthy Relationship?

A relationship is unhealthy when it involves mean, disrespectful, controlling, or abusive behavior.

Some people live in homes with parents who fight a lot or abuse each other — emotionally, verbally, or physically. For some people who have grown up around this kind of behavior it can almost seem normal or okay, but it's not!

Many of us learn from watching and imitating the people close to us. So someone who has lived around violent or disrespectful behavior may not have learned how to treat others with kindness and respect, or how to expect the same treatment. This does not make it okay to disrespect you!

Qualities like kindness and respect are absolute requirements for a healthy relationship.

Someone who doesn't yet have this part down may need to work on it with a trained therapist before he or she is ready for a relationship.

Meanwhile, even though you might feel bad or feel for someone who's been mistreated, you need to take care of yourself — it's not healthy to stay in a relationship that involves abusive behavior of any kind.

Even if your partner was or is being abused, it is never okay for them to abuse you, and you aren’t a bad person for keeping yourself safe.

Warning Signs

When a boyfriend or girlfriend uses verbal insults, mean language, nasty putdowns, gets physical by hitting or slapping, or forces someone into sexual activity, it's a sign of verbal, emotional, or physical abuse.

Ask yourself, does my partner:

get angry when I don't drop everything for them?

criticize the way I look or dress, and say I'll never be able to find anyone else who would date me?

keep me from seeing friends or from talking to other guys or girls?

want me to quit an activity, even though I love it?

ever raise a hand when angry, like they were about to hit me?

try to force me to go further sexually than I want to?

These aren't the only questions you can ask yourself. If you can think of any way in which your partner is trying to control you, make you feel bad about yourself, isolate you from the rest of your world, or — this is a big one — harm you physically or sexually, then it's time to get out, fast.

Let a trusted friend or family member know what's going on, and make sure you're safe.

It can be tempting to make excuses or misinterpret violence, possessiveness, or anger as an expression of love.But even if you know that the person hurting you loves you, it is not healthy.

No one deserves to be hit, shoved, or forced into anything they don't want to do.

Why Are Some Relationships So Difficult?

Ever heard about how it's hard for someone to love you when you don't love yourself? It's a big relationship roadblock when one or both people struggle with self-esteem problems.

Your partner isn't there to make you feel good about yourself if you can't do that on your own.

Focus on being happy with yourself, and don't take on the responsibility of worrying about someone else's happiness.

What if you feel that your girlfriend or boyfriend needs too much from you? If the relationship feels like a burden or a drag instead of a joy, it might be time to think about whether it's a healthy match for you.

Even if your partner is mentally ill, or struggling with something in their personal life, it doesn’t mean you have to stay with them. A relationship is supposed to benefit both sides and make you both happy. If all it’s doing is making you miserable, it’s okay to end it.

You are never obligated to stay in a relationship, no matter your reasons for ending it. 

If your partner ever threatens you with hurting themselves if you leave them, tell a trusted adult immediately, and end the relationship. Even if someone is mentally ill, it is never okay to threaten self-harm or suicide to keep someone in a relationship, and you are not responsible for their actions, even if they try to blame you. Tell a trusted adult that your partner was threatening to hurt themselves, and end the relationship.

Manipulating someone with the threat of self-harm or suicide is abusive, and it is never okay.

If you are struggling with suicidal ideation or thought of self-harm, talk to a trusted adult or call a helpline. You can talk to your partner about the way you feel, but it is not okay for you to use your mental illness as a threat or a manipulation tactic.

Feeling suicidal doesn’t always mean you want to die, wishing you didn’t exist or were never born is another common symptom. Click here to find out how you can get help if you’re feeling suicidal or want to hurt yourself.

Another reason relationships might seem so difficult is because intense relationships can be hard for teens.

Some are so focused on their own developing feelings and responsibilities that they don't have the emotional energy it takes to respond to someone else's feelings and needs in a close relationship.

Don't worry if you're just not ready yet. You can take all the time you need, even if you decide you never want to date at all.

Ever notice that some teen relationships don't last very long? It's no wonder — you're both still growing and changing every day. You might seem perfect for each other at first, but that can change. If you try to hold on to the relationship anyway, there's a good chance it will turn sour. Better to part as friends than to stay in something that you've outgrown or that no longer feels right for one or both of you.

And before you go looking for amour from that hottie from French class, respect your current beau by breaking things off before you make your move. Cheating isn’t okay, no matter your reasons.

Relationships can be full of fun, romance, excitement, intense feelings, and occasional heartache, too.

Whether you're single or in a relationship, remember that it's good to be choosy about who you get close to. If you're still waiting, take your time and get to know plenty of people, and know that no choice needs to be permanent.

Think about the qualities you value in a friendship, and see how they match up with the ingredients of a healthy relationship.

Work on developing those good qualities in yourself — they make you a lot more attractive to others.

And if you're already part of a pair, make sure the relationship you're in brings out the best in both of you.

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[your-local-bnha-writer]

masterlist 2

❀ = fluff ☾ = angst

ッ = comfort ❦ = spicy • = headcannons

* = scenarios/drabbles

get to know me

𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕠𝕪𝕤.

izuku midoryia

❀ • vigilante s/o. 》 izuku with a vigilante s/o

❀ • first for everything.》 you call izuku by his first name for the first time

❀ • reward. 》 izuku manages to find something you’ve lost and you pay him back with a special reward

❀ • dem thighs. 》 izuku sees you out of uniform for the first time

❦ / ❀• pick up lines. 》 you try some pick up lines on your boyfriend

❀ • izu’s secret girlfriend. 》 izuku has a secret girlfriend

❀ / ♧ • kpop stan s/o. 》 izuku with a s/o who’s a kpop stan

katsuki bakugo

❀ • vigilante s/o. 》 katsuki with a vigilante s/o

❀ * relaxation. 》 what relaxing with katsuki feels like

❀ * comfort. 》 what taking care of katsuki feels like

❀ *• cuddles. 》 cuddles with katsuki

❀ * proposing. 》 katsuki decides to surprise you

❀/ッ* accidents happen. 》 what happens when katsuki accidentally makes you cry?

❀/ッ* iron deficiency. 》 katsuki takes care of you when you have iron deficiency

ッ• sad days. 》 katsuki takes care of you when you’re sad

❀ * child-like. 》 katsuki with a childish s/o

❀ • first for everything. 》 you call katsuki by his first name for the first time

❀ • BF baku. 》 katsuki as your boyfriend

❀ * the new kid. 》 you transfer to UA in the middle of the year, and katsuki takes a liking to you

❀ • first kiss. 》 katsuki gets dared to kiss the next person who walks into the room

❀ • sleep time. 》 katsuki visits his crush during sleep hours

❀ • reward. 》 katsuki manages to find something you’ve lost and you pay him back with a special reward

❀ • dem thighs. 》 katsuki sees you out of uniform for the first time

❦ / ❀• pick up lines. 》 you try some pick up lines on your boyfriend

❀ • no makeup. 》 katsuki has an s/o who doesn’t wear makeup

❀ * soff bakugo. 》 katsuki walks into your instagram live being soff

❀ • spur of the moment. 》 you catch katsuki off guard

shoto todoroki

❀ • dancing (tangled au).》 shoto as flynn rider

❀/ッ• comfort. 》 shoto comforts you after a bad day

❀ • child-like.》 shoto with a childish s/o

❀ * confessions. 》 shoto tries to confess to his short, petite crush

❀ * embarrassing moments. 》 shoto embarrasses himself infront of his crush

❀ • dem thighs. 》 shoto sees you out of uniform for the first time

❦ / ❀• pick up lines. 》 you try some pick up lines on your boyfriend

❀ * cookie deliveries. 》 you stress bake, you make too much cookies, shoto also happens to be your neighbour (neighbour au)

eijirou kirishima

❀ • vigilante s/o. 》 eijirou with a vigilante s/o

ッ * I can’t keep kissing people that aren’t you! 》 you and kirishima broke up, but once you see him with other girls you can’t help but talk to him once again

❀ • first for everything. 》 you call eijirou by his first name for the first time

❀ * tag. 》 eijirou plays tag with his s/o

❀/ッ• comfort. 》 eijirou comforts you after a bad day

❀ * tickle torture. 》 you decide you need to discipline eijirou

❀ * age quirk. 》 you get hit with an age quirk and eijirou has to take care of you

denki kaminari

❀ * shy. 》 denki flirts with your shy self

❀ * • bakugo 2.0. 》 denki realizes his crush on you (male reader)

❀ * I want cuddles! 》 denki wants cuddles & attention

❀ • flirt. 》 denki has always been a flirt, oh how the tables have turned (college au)

❀ * cat callers. 》 denki defends you from cat callers

❀ • oblivious. 》 denki has a crush on you, unfortunately you’re very oblivious

♧ * tripping on his crush. 》 denki falls on top of you

hanta sero

❀ * drunk. 》 hanta picks you up when you’re too drunk but he doesn’t mind

❀ * beanie boy. 》 hanta offers to walk you back to your dorm, you accept but only because he has an umbrella (college au)

❀ • sleep time. 》 hanta visits his crush during sleep hours

❀ • reward. 》 hanta manages to find something you’ve lost and you pay him back with a special reward

❀ * spider-man kiss. 》 you and hanta try out the infamous spider-man kiss

tenya iida

❀ • vigilante s/o. 》 tenya with a vigilante s/o

❀/♧ • crackhead energy. 》 tenya with an s/o who has crackhead energy

hitoshi shinso

❀ * lazy days. 》 you and hitoshi decide to stay in

ッ • sad days. 》 hitoshi takes care of you when you’re sad

❀/ッ• comfort. 》 hitoshi comforts you after a bad day

ッ * out of control. 》 what happens when you lose control of your quirk?

❀ • sleep time. 》 hitoshi visits his crush during sleep hours

fumikage tokoyami

❀ • opposites attract. 》 fumikage with a s/o who has “running around with a flowing dress barefoot while singing about spirits and fairies with wild hair” vibes

❀ • overprotective. 》 you’re hawk’s sister, and fumikage’s girlfriend and they are overprotective

𝕝𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕤.

momo yaoyorozu

❀ * flowers. 》 when your mom asks you to give momo flowers for her mom, your classmates take it the wrong way

❀ • cuddling. 》 cuddling with momo

kyoka jirou

❀ * “i’m into you too.” 》 you confess to kyoka about your crush

𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕤 𝟙 - 𝕒

❀ * presents. 》 you get everyone presents

♧ • incorrect quotes.

♧ • incorrect quotes pt2.

𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 (𝕘𝕦𝕪𝕤)

togata mirio

ッ • * comfort. 》 after your mental breakdown the big three comes to the rescue

❀/♧ • you’re my princess. 》 mirio with an s/o who can carry him

tamaki amajiki

ッ • * comfort. 》 after your mental breakdown the big three comes to the rescue

❀ * happy birthday tamaki. 》 you celebrate tamaki’s birthday

❀ * confessions. 》 tamaki tries to confess to his short, petite crush

❀ • awkward beginnings. 》 you and tamaki’s friendship is very awkward in the beginning

❀ * sleepy. 》 tamaki hangs out with his crush who is falling asleep.

neito monoma

❀ * confessions. 》 neito tries to confess to his short, petite crush

ッ * panic attack. 》 neito helps you through a panic attack

❀ * cat callers. 》 neito defends you from cat callers

❀ * embarrassing moments. 》 neito embarrasses himself infront of his crush

❀ * tutoring. 》 neito tutors you and he realizes something

❀ * sparring. 》 neito accidentally hurts you during sparring

❀ * surprise kiss. 》 you catch neito off guard

𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 (𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕤)

nejire hado

ッ • * comfort. 》 after your mental breakdown the big three comes to the rescue

𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕤/𝕡𝕣𝕠 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕠𝕖𝕤

shoto aizawa // eraserhead

❀/ッ• comfort. 》 shota comforts you after a bad day

❀/ッ• period. 》 shota helps you with your period

keigo takami // hawks

❀ • short & thicc. 》 keigo with a short and thick gf

❀ • badass. 》 keigo with a badass s/o

toshinori yagi // all might

❀ • small gf. 》 toshinori with a super small fem s/o

yu takeyama // mt. lady

❀ shorty. 》 mt lady with a short gf

❀ • tall. 》 mt lady with a tall gf

❀ • cuddles. 》 mt lady cuddles with her 220 cm gf

rumi usagiyama // miruko

❀ • chaotic in the street, soft in the sheets. 》 miruko with a chaotic yet soft s/o

𝕧𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕤

dabi todoroki

❦ * all tied up. 》 you get captured by the LoV and dabi teases you

❀/ッ• comfort. 》 dabi comforts you after a bad day

❀ sweet. 》 dabi with a sweet s/o

❀ / ♧ • kpop stan s/o. 》 dabi with a s/o who’s a kpop stan

shigaraki

❀ / ♧ • kpop stan s/o. 》 shigaraki with a s/o who’s a kpop stan

[purplesurveys]

1262

o1. With which one of your friends do you spend the most time? With which friend do you spend the least amount of time? Would you like to change this in any way? I don’t really get to...spend time with my friends, in that sense. For very obvious reasons. But I talk to Angela and Reena the most. Andi and I talk a lot too, but not everyday. 

Among my friends, I probably talk to my college group the least these days, but that’s mostly because 2/3 of them are pursuing law school, and the 1/3 have jobs and are as busy as I am. We’re still as tight as ever and our group chat becomes active at least once a week.

o2. What four states in the USA would you most like to visit? Which four countries would you most like to visit? States: Illinois, Louisiana, New York, Utah. Countries: Malta, Switzerland, Thailand, South Korea.

o3. If you have one, how often do you watch your favorite television show? How long has this show been your favorite? I’m not a big TV person, tbh. The closest thing to my favorite would be Friends, which I rewatch at least one episode of once a month though I used to watch it FAR more often than that, hahaha. I think I first hooked to it...I wanna say 2018?Or 2019. Sometime in between those years. o4. Would it bother you if your boyfriend hugged other females (think hypothetically if you don’t have one)? Why or why not? No. He’s allowed to have girl friends. The only reason it bothered me when it was Gabie was because we were both aware that her guy friends were genuinely into her. I never channeled my annoyance towards her though; I was definitely more pissed off at those guys for not learning how to back off when needed.

o5. If you had snow-days as a kid, how did you spend them? Do you like the snow, in general? We don’t have snow, but our equivalent would be days off school because of a typhoon. Anyway, I just spent them lounging around and mostly watching stuff on YouTube. In college I was a bit more diligent and would use the extra time to catch up on readings.

o6. Do you know anyone who does hard drugs? Would you ever befriend someone that did? Not that I am aware of. I probably wouldn’t befriend someone who did if we weren’t already close, because there’s no telling what kind of influence they would be on me.

o7. When was the last time that you were afraid for your life? Did this incident change you in any way? When I was really sick back in May. Not really, I just wanted to recover as quickly as possible.

o8. Do you enjoy taking pictures? Is it just for fun, or do you make an attempt at actual photography? I didn’t then, but it’s something I’m trying to do more often now. I’ve realized I have very few souvenirs from the last few years because I barely took photos then, so it sucks not being able to revisit memories and ending up forgetting others completely. I definitely don’t plan to take it so far as taking photography lessons; taking pictures from my own perspective and in my own style suffices.

o9. Have you ever had low self-esteem? How is your self-esteem now? Yeah, sure. I had a recent phase of it because of the breakup, but I’ve recovered from it. My self-esteem is a lot healthier and more stable these days.

o1o. When you see someone sickly-thin, what is your first thought? Nothing for the most part, but I would obviously be concerned if that person was starting to show worrying signs of malnutrition. Idrk what you mean by sickly-thin.

o11. Do hospitals make you nervous? Why or why not? Do you have any bad hospital experiences? Not really, only because I’ve rarely had to go there.

o12. What did you dress up as the last time you went Trick-or-Treating? Who went with you? I went as Sofie, my old best friend from high school.

o13. What is one thing you miss most from your childhood? What do you miss the least? The part about having less responsibilities and more time to just have fun and do whatever I want. But I didn’t really have a picture-perfect childhood either, so my list of things I don’t miss for sure trumps the list of stuff I do miss.

o14. What would be the biggest challenge involved in raising a child at your age? How to send them to a good school because I don’t make nearly enough to afford tuition for another person.

o15. If you happened to get pregnant before you were ready for children, how would you cope? Do you think your parents would support you and help you out? I don’t know, honestly; and the thought kind of scares me. I know my parents wouldn’t provide support whatsoever, so I’d have to claw my way to find it from other people who would be willing. I’d probably need to take an extra job to earn enough money to support us both.

o16. Have you ever had unprotected sex? What would you tell a young teen thinking about having unprotected sex? Yeah, but I was also with a girl, so...idk. I don’t have a lot of sexual experience either so I dunno what sort of advice to tell a teen other than ‘don’t do it,’ lmao.

o17. What are some gender double-standards anger you? All of them. < Yes.

o18. Other than the usual qualities (honesty, respect, etc), what are some attributes you want your BF/GF to possess? Patience in the sense that I tend to be sensitive, so if they crack a joke that I ended up getting hurt or offended by, or if I get triggered by something minor that would otherwise be normal for anyone else, I hope they are patient enough to ride the wave out with me. I didn’t experience that with my past partner, and was often told to just stop being sensitive.

o19. Do you still talk to the first person you ever dated? If not, would you want to? Why or why not? No, because doing so is detrimental to my well-being.

o2o. Five years ago, what was the most important thing in your life? How about the most important person? My relationship, barf. Gabie, another barf.

21. How would you describe your sexuality? Have you ever wondered whether or not you might be homo/bisexual? I’ve stopped caring about it. I say asexual to people just so I have an answer to say.

o22. Do you think that homosexual couples should be able to raise or adopt children? Why or why not? Yeah...because I don’t see why they can’t be granted that right?

o23. Think of your worst fear. What would you do if you were confronted with it right now? Hyperventilate.

o24. If you were to become a vegetarian, what meat-product would you miss the most? Have you ever been or wanted to be a vegetarian? Chicken wings or sandwiches. I’ve thought about it before, yes. It’s too expensive a lifestyle where I live, though.

o25. Do you think that someone’s sexuality is something that they can control? No.

o26. What do you like most about your favorite animal? They’re very friendly and always down to play. :)

o27. What is your favorite way to eat your favorite food? How often do you eat your favorite food item? Eating burgers by hand is always the best. I have one maybe once a month.

o28. What is something you are craving? Will this craving be satisfied? KFC’S DOUBLE DOWN. I’ll get one next week, when I get my next pay lol. The rest of my budget this week is already allotted for my mom’s birthday/JK’s belated birthday dinner tomorrow.

o29. What is the largest number of texts you have sent in a day? Do you often text this much? Ooooh, I dunno. Maybe around 200-300 in a day? My ex and I primarily communicated through text whenever we weren’t physically together, which was often as we were both students in different schools.

o3o. Do you like the holiday season? Why or why not? What could be better about it? Some parts of it I like, some parts of it I don’t. The latter mostly stems from insecurities I will feel from seeing other families on social media, who always seem to be having a better and fancier time than I am. It’s why I usually deactivate during Christmas so I don’t get to see posts that can affect my disposition.

[angelyuji]

BAU - Types of Yandere

ive gotten back into my weird yandere phase and ive seen literally no yandere bau so ive decided to make my own headcanons on them ;) im gonna do the og team + tara lewis, since im only on season 11. i’m not gonna do anything nsfw unless requested. enjoy!

TW // DARK THEMES, ABUSE, GASLIGHTING, JUST BAD THINGS!! i do not condone any of this behavior!!! this is just for fictional purposes!!!!!

Spencer Reid:

calculated, resourceful, patient, emotional/extremely jealous

he’s gonna fall fast. u could literally do one nice thing for him and hes hooked.

he’ll watch u for sure, pictures of u will cover some secret area in his house

he won’t try to kidnap u, unless he feels like he has no choice.

u get a gf/bf? he’ll panic and grab u.

remember: he has an iq of 184. hes smart smart, so he’ll probably get away with ur kidnapping

if he has u,he’ll be patient then too. probably lock you up in a closet or empty room till uve calmed down.

if u calm down and pretend to love him, he’ll honest-to-god be the best boyfriend

he’ll read to u and treat u like a literal queen, with limitations, of course... until u earn his trust

hes literally the smartest babie so he knows how to break u if u dont listen or if ur trying to escape

good luck trying to escape becuz ur in the hands of a genius and he probably has plans to either: a) prevent u from escaping or b) bring u back if u escape.

Aaron Hotchner:

resourceful, sadist, calculated, strategic

he probably met u at a coffee place or at the park, ur gonna talk and he’ll be smitten but the way u interact with jack will make or break his obsession

if ur good with jack, then ur done. ur his now. sorry i dont make the rules.

if ur bad/not good ig? with jack, then he’ll slowly distance himself and u’ll be free :)

holy shit, he does not mess around

unlike spencer, hotch has social skills lol

he’ll probably try to get close to u and then show his true colors slowly.start showing, very very manipulative

if u start dating, he’ll rush for u to move in and try to get u to slowly only depend on him and only him.

if u don’t fall in love, he’ll maintain distance and slowly integrate himself into ur life until he is THE most important person in ur life.

if u end up dating someone else, he’ll try to get u to break up with them and try to make them seem like a bad person.

if this person is ur eNdGaMe, ur gf/bf might end up dying in a weird accident and ur going to wake up in hotch’s spare guest bedroom, tied up on the bed. sooo... sorry.

anyway, once hotch has kidnapped u, there is a 50/50 chance u can escape successfully, but in the end, u’ll be back in hotch’s manipulative arms in no time.

jack will be the no.1 manipulation tactic. ex.”jack sees you like a mom,u can’t leave him”

if u do escape, good luck staying low, hotch will find u no matter where u are on the globe.

Derek Morgan:

sadist, quick tempered, manipulative, quick-witted

morgan has literally one of the best social skills on the team.

u are his gf/bf. u have fallen for him. there is literally no way in hell u didn’t

he is the king of smooth (lol thats the dumbest shit ive ever written)

but like once u guys are dating, he’ll start controlling you.

he doesn’t have to manipulate you becuz ur just gonna listen to what he says

if he tells u to stop talking to ur friends, ur going to stop talking to ur friends

if he tells u to not wear that dress, ur not wearing that dress

morgan doesn’t have to kidnap you becuz you’ll willingly move in with him becuz he’ll make u dependent on him and only him

there is no chance you’ll escape becuz u’ve been gaslighted into being his

sorry babie, you’re out of luck.

David Rossi:

listen, out of all the cm cast, i cannot see rossi as a yandere. maybe like a platonic parental figure yandere but like...romantically? ill write for both tho lol

manipulative, phD in gaslighting, toxic, obsessive

Platonic:

he is a helicopter parent on STEROIDS

you wanna go out with ur friends? who are they, what are their names, where do they live? what are their parents names, address, and contact number?

if rossi doesn’t like any of ur friends? holy shit don’t even bother asking to go out, you’ll only get him mad.

toxic parenting TO THE MAX

literally if u don’t listen to what he says, he’ll shame u and degrade you. ex: “you’re so stupid, y/n! didn’t i tell you to put the dishes in the dishwasher AFTER rinsing them? Do you not have a brain in there?” 

he’ll try to not physically hurt you, but if push comes to shove *shrug*

if ur 18, honestly fucking RUN. get into a college as far away as you can and get a job vastly different from his. so you’ll never cross paths

rossi will check in tho at least once every day

if anyone’s bothering you? you won’t see them again

ur boss is being a dick? he won’t be at work tomorrow or ever again.

if u decide to go back home, don’t bother getting a ticket back cuz once you go back to rossi, there is no going back.

Romantic:

parent rossi but romantic instead of platonic basically lol

manipulative, toxic, obsessive, abusive

he’s controlling, emotionally and mentally abusive

god, hes awful

he will make u feel like shit for wanting to hang out with someone else or if you want to leave his mansion

he’ll make u feel like he’s the only one for you.

ex:”no one else will love you like i do” or “who will anyone love you? ur a mess you shouldn’t even be outside!”

you can try escaping, since he’s gone and he “trusts” you to stay home, but there is 89.99% chance you’ll be caught.

Penelope Garcia:

sensitive, jealous, emotional, possessive

omggg yall are probably friends at first

so easily jealous abt e v e r y t h i n g

you can mention how you had brunch with a couple friends. “are they better than me? u never have brunch with me? why do u always hang out with them?”

god forbid you try to defend urself, “are you mad at me?” immediate tears.

then ur apologizing instead of her.

if ur dating? she tracks everything, ur phone, bank accs, where u are, what u watch. (incognito is ur best friend)

but even then,she knows everything ur doing,no matter the time of day

you can easily escape Penelope tho

shes not out in the field much, so as long as u stay off the grid, you’ll be safe.

the only person she trusts you with is the BAU team, so if you escape

be warned that they’re going to look for you too.

Jennifer Jareau:

possessive, obsessive, kind, deceptive

she’s a mild one honestly

she treats you well, and asks you out + dates you like a normal person

but sis believes that u are the only one for her

if you try to break up, “YOU CAN’T LEAVE ME. ILL DIE WITHOUT YOU”

of course, thats not true, but you can’t risk it.

jj is probably the safest one to be with, she won’t endanger anyone unless she has no other option.

you won’t need to escape either, you have freedom and everything in a normal relationship.

you just can’t leave. thats all.

Emily Prentiss:

obsessive, protective, strategic, patient

holy shit, emily is the worst. like jj, she’ll let you have your freedom

you can go out, but emily comes with, she chooses what you wear, and where you go.

“youre going to wear that? are you sure? cuz that color makes you look fat. you should wear that one dress i got you.”

“baby, stop wearing make-up, you look like a whore.”

“the beach? ill come too. i can’t trust you to take of yourself.”

you probably met at a club and clicked

if you try to break up, “you want to break up? go ahead, leave. who would want you, other than me? you’re pathetic and stupid. no one would ever date you.”

she’ll break you down till you only depend on her, so don’t bother to escape.

you won’t have the will to try anyway

Tara Lewis:

mild, protective, calculative, gaslighting

honestly, tara is the last person i see as a yandere, but she’ll be a lot like jj

she’ll give you freedom and everything in a normal relationship, except if you don’t listen her.

tara is controlling as hell, so if you disrespect her or don’t listen, she’ll break you down and make you question your own sanity.

she’s incredibly protective and she plans like 20 steps ahead (a lot like spencer)

be a good gf/bf, and tara will be good back

be disobedient, and you’ll regret it

if you plan right, you can escape.

tara has to be out of town and you would have to be in her good graces to be allowed out when shes gone, but if the stars have aligned in your favor... you have a small chance of escaping

if she didn’t get help watching over you from the team.

thanks for reading! hope you liked! I take yandere requests as well as normal character requests! nsfw/sfw are both okay!

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #381

“don’t try to be the one person who has stayed just to say they never left me”

Do you feel bored with your life? Always. Do you miss anyone who was mean to you in the past? I sometimes miss Colleen, but I know it's for the better that we no longer associate with each other. What’s the most weight you’ve ever gained from a medication? I don't know, but a fuck of a lot. Thanks, Abilify. Have you ever been suicidal? Yes. Do you pray? If yes, to whom? No. What do you miss about high school? Memories with Jason. What do you miss the most about college? Socializing. What was the best date you’ve ever been on? A triple date to an arcade w/ Jason and friends. What’s the last great song you discovered? The most recent one? I don't know, really. Do you feel free to post how you feel on Facebook? Yeah. Don't like what I post, delete me. Have you ever done cocaine? Yikes, no thanks. Do you think you’ll ever get married? Do you want to? I sometimes wonder if I ever will. I'm scared of just continuing to be an unemployed leech that is doing nothing significant with her life, in which case it's like, why even be with me romantically. I feel like such a dead end street. I want to get married someday. Who do you care about the most? When it comes down to it, probably my mom. Have you ever made out on a couch? Yeah. Would you ever get gauged ears? I want small gauges, actually. When it comes to clothing, are you the conservative type? Yes, because I hate my body and don't want others to see it. Do you enjoy eating? I wish I didn't. Have you ever ridden in a race car? No. Do you go out of your way to impress the opposite gender? No. Do you enjoy history? Not really, no. It bores me. Are you a pajama person or do you stay dressed all day? I'm just about always in my pjs. Do you value looks or personality more? Personality is way more important. Have you ever changed religions? Yeah. Born Roman Catholic, converted to Christianity when I further understood the differences, then I went to how I am now: I believe in something(s), but I don't quite know what. I wouldn't call myself a Neo-Pagan, but it's what I relate most to. Would you ever wear fake eyelashes? I would for like, my wedding. Foo fighters vs. Red Hot Chili Peppers: I'm actually not a big fan of either. Are you a fan of the SAW movies? I don't really watch them. Do you ever forget how old your siblings are? My two immediate sisters, I'm sometimes a year off. All my others, yes. :x Mountain Dew or Sprite? Mountain Dew, of course. I really don't like Sprite now, which is ironic because as a kid, it was my favorite soda. Could you ever give yourself a shot? Yeah. Have you ever worked as a cashier? That was one of my duties when I worked at a dollar store. If you are on birth control that allows you take pills and skip your period, how often do you opt to skip it? How come? My birth control doesn't allow me to skip, but rather, it regulates it. Is there a book series where you loved the first book, but for some reason the other books in the series just didn’t measure up? I can't say that, no, as most series I just kinda fell out of, like The Hunger Games. LOVED the first book, started the second, and even though I was enjoying it, I just stopped for some reason? Are there any stores/restaurants that you would like to shop/eat at, but there aren’t any located near enough to you? Haha yeah, like lots of west coast fast food places like Jack n' the Box or however it's formatted. If you were told by a professional that you were unable to become pregnant, how would that affect you? Is there something important to you about conceiving a biological child rather than adoption? And finally, if you even want to have children, would you choose adoption or surrogacy or would you go on childless? I don't even want kids, so honestly, I'd be stoked if I learned I was infertile. Wouldn't need to worry about the chance of getting pregnant and facing an abortion dilemma. Is there something that you did not used to take seriously, that you either now take seriously or wish that you had in the past (e.g., a relationship that you miss, your education, etc.)? Hm. I don't know. Are there any subjects that you are interested in so much that you would read whole books or academic journals about them? Meerkats, especially. I will read EVERY scientific article about them I find. Are you physically affectionate with your friends? I'm a hugger. When you were in middle school and high school, did you witness a lot of bullying? How did the teachers react to name-calling or violence? Not really, thankfully. Are any of your friends/relatives actually impressive artists or writers? Are you willing to share an example of their work? Yeah. I have a cousin who's really good at drawing, and my sister is a wonderful cake decorator. Do you drink more apple or orange juice? Orange. Could you forgive your best friend for sleeping with your gf/bf? My hypothetical bf/gf, no. Would you ever donate blood? I have before, and I would again if I knew I was hydrated enough and the opportunity was right there. Would you rather drink coffee or tea? Ugh, neither. Do you get easily embarrassed? YES. How long was your longest make out? TMI alert, like all night. If the person who hurt you most said they’re sorry would you believe them? I honestly don't know. Do you have sensitive skin? Very. What color is your mum's car? White. Do you live in an apartment? No. Do you have a pet fish? Nope. Are you happy with your eye color? I wish they were a more sapphire blue. Solid soap bar or liquid body wash? Absolutely liquid body wash. What color do you want your dream car to be? Baby pink. *-* Do you have more then one favorite band? I say I do, but at the same time I know Ozzy Osbourne will ALWAYS be #1. Do you prefer being single or in a relationship? In a relationship. But it's absolutely not something I'm about to force just for the sake of being in one. Would you be really upset if Facebook ceased to exist tomorrow? Nah. Have you or would you try shark meat? No to both. Do you know anyone that's pescatarian? No. Someone I watch on YouTube is, though. Are you shy or over confident around your crushes? Super shy. Do you think the govt. has a cure for cancer, but is hiding it from public? Hell, I think it's very well possible, but I lean more towards for financial hoarding, they simply don't further pursue potential cures that are discovered. I mean, just THINK about all the "future cures" you've read or heard about. It's fucking outrageous. It's all to fuel the medical industry. Okay, tin hat coming off. Last time you drank a diet soda? A very long time ago, because diet soda gives me a massive headache. Was your ex born in America? Only one wasn't. Name your favorite type of music and why. Metal. I for one just like the sound, and I find it very therapeutic when I'm especially mad or sad. Even when I'm in a good mood, I just enjoy it. I also feel that a lot of metal songs tell interesting stories and/or have very poetic lyrics. Do you own or have you read, or thought of reading any self-help books? I haven't, but I've considered it. Can you breakdance? Definitely not. Have you ever read a book and not understood it? If so which one? Yes. We were assigned this one war novel in middle school that was FUCKING AWFUL, like I was checked out the whole time. I don't remember its name or anything. Have you ever watched a movie and not understood it? If so which one? Yes; the Warcraft movie I mentioned in a recent survey. Orcs and their fucking deep-ass voice that I couldn't understand. Do you blowdry your hair? No. Tell me about your dream last night. Omfgggggg y'all. So, there's one invert pet that I've never understood the keeping appeal of, and that's giant centipedes. Their bites are notoriously excruciating, and they are just SO goddamn fast. Well, for some godforsaken reason, I wanted one as a pet. Got one, and it immediately got loose. Guess who wanted to shit herself lmao. Centipedes are very cool, but only from a distance, ya feel? Have you ever stayed in a fancy high-class rich hotel? No. Have you ever stayed in a rent-by-the-hour motel? I don't think so. Describe the worst fight you’ve ever been in whether physical or verbal. I'm not entirely sure about my *worst*, but I know it was with Mom. We've had a few. Have you heated any food in your microwave today? Yeah, a shrimp alfredo Lean Cuisine bowl. Do you own any items of clothing with cartoon characters on them? Yes. Have you ever played Animal Crossing? No, it doesn't seem like my kinda game. Do you own anything (e.g jewelry, accessories) with your initial on it? Yes, but none of which I personally bought because I don't really like them. Do you own any cats or dogs? What are their names? I have a cat named Roman. <3 Have you added any books to your shelves lately? Which? No. Have you bought any new cosmetics or toiletries lately? Which? No. Do your pets have a specific type of food that they prefer? Roman will eat whatever cat food he's given, while Venus, like your average ball python, is a picky eater. Like when I first got her, she wouldn't eat for almost a year because I just couldn't find a method through which she'd accept food. Now she consistently takes frozen/thawed small rats that have actually sat in warm water (versus doing it by hand under running water), and she generally won't strike it unless it's offered to her by tongs, but not dangling by the tail. Picky, picky miss thang. What's your favourite variety of apple? I'm not very particular about flavor so long as the apple is crisp. I canNOT do soft apples. Which of your physical features do you receive the most compliments about? My hair.

[holly-mckenzie]

1, 2 and 6 for skammaker? <3

Oh my gosh! I started answering this question than accidentally closed my tab...😭  this is why you don’t have a billion tabs open friends and foes ... Okay, to start, I want to say. That I haven’t really thought about the SKAM remakes beyond this post, and I honestly wasn’t expecting an ask. So, yes, I will be making up stuff as I go along, and yes, I will be taking criticism!

1. What country + Language is your SKAM set in?

The countries that I would love to see SKAM remakes in are, but not subjected to. Brasil, Russia, somewhere in the UK (not England, they had Skins), India, the Philippines, Malaysia, and New Zealand. The language would be the national language of the country except for the Malaysian, Indian, and Kiwi remake because than the language would reflect the ethnicity or state the main of the season is from.

2. What is it called? (is it SKAM (insert place), a different word (wtfock, druck) or something else?)

I actually don’t know enough about the cultures/slang of the countries to be able to create a cool/unique name, so most of them would probably just be Skam + The Country. The exception being Brazil and Malaysia. SKAM Brasil = Mó Bafão SKAM Malaysia = Geram Skam NZ = Sweet As

6. Introduce us to your version of Eva?

Okay, I really wish you hadn’t asked for Eva, because I hadn’t thought this far... thus I will be making up stuff as I go along! So, I will only be answering about certain countries... lol.

SKAM India - Anjali

The season starts with Anjali, a native of Kerala who now lives in Bangalore (yes, I was inspired by Bangalore Days) moving in with her Aunt’s family in order to get a new start. Determined to not bring that much attention to herself or her family (again), Anjali just wants to keep her head down. However, when her cousin insists that Anjali make new friends instead of constantly moping about and following him around, Anjali reluctantly agrees to try. When her family throws a huge function (maybe due to a religious holiday or a wedding?) Anjali bumps into the part of the past that she has been trying to hide from. This is where she also meets one of her extended, crazy extended, family’s friend, the beautiful and independent Nana (my version on Noora). Nana’s family is originally from Nagaland, though they have been staying overseas and have just moved to Bangalore, where she will be attending school with Anjali. Anjali is delighted to find herself a friend in Nana and the Girl Gang. However, Anjali is constantly on edge due to the familial pressure that she is receiving (to not bring shame upon the family again) as well as the paranoia that her new friends may find about the incident from her old school and judge her.

Anjali is the second daughter in her family, and so she constantly put in her position where she “needs” to sacrifice her own desires for her family. Before the incident at school, she was a happy-go-lucky, super kind, as well as musically talented. At one point, she used to post videos of herself singing and playing the guitar on YouTube, but it seemed she stopped doing that completely. Anjali’s family is Catholic, though it becomes evident as the season unfolds that Anjali feels some form of resignation about the church and religion, as well as feeling like she is not good enough... It also becomes evident that Anjali feels some form of aversion to her older brother, who her parents praise to no end. As the season unfolds we see how these familial pressures come to head in Anjali’s life and how she deals with them.

* tw for the season : familial pressure + slut-shaming ** additional notes: Anjali is probably attending an all-girls school, where she will meet the girl gang. The “shame” of the season will deal with the fact that Anjali had a secret bf when she lived at home who she had s*x with. However, when her parents and community find out they all have opinions (especially the church), which Anjali thinks is unfair because her bf and also her brother (who also had a gf) are not shamed for their actions. This is why parents send her to live with her aunt’s family.

Geram - Alicia Tan

Alicia Tan is a Chinese-Malaysian girl who is starting school at a new school (due to the fact that things got messy at her old school). As she starts her new school year, Alicia feels lost, very lost. Her parents are never around, and when they are, they criticise her, expect scholastic excellence from her and compare her to her cousins. This doesn’t help Alicia as she tries to transition to attending the all-girls convent school her parents have sent her too with hopes that it will bring a positive change in her life (especially after what happened at her old school). However, Alicia just feels lost, in part, due to the disconnect she feels with her fellow peers for being so white-washed. All Alicia wants to do is keep her head down, listen to her favourite K-Pop artists, and sketch.

However, when her grandma encourages her to make new friends and her parents sign her up for tuition in order to help with her failing grades, Alicia meets a group of girls that actually seem really cool, ones that she can trust. On a whim, Alicia stalks the strange and alluring Nor, the new Malay girl who’s back from living in NZ, and the girls click. This ends with Alicia joining the girls as they join a school club (the drama club?), much to the chagrin of her parents, who want her to stay focused on her school work. Alicia just wants to forget about her past and move on, however, her past keeps on coming back to haunt her and she wonders if things will ever go back to normal.

* tw for the season : mental illness + suicide attempt mention ** additional notes : the “shame” depicted in this season is pressure brought on from her family (to be the perfect daughter) + the fact that she is mentally ill and there was an incident at her previous school. Her parents don’t want that to get out, and blame Alicia’s ex-friend for being a “bad influence”, and Alicia lets them (this is my version of the whole cheating thing).  

Mó Bafão - Marie Vitória Silva

The season starts with Marie Vitória Silva entering a new school year in São Paulo, Brazil. Originally from the city of Cuiabá, Marie moved to São Paulo around the age of twelve. Much like Eva, Marie’s parents are divorced and she lives with her mom. Marie feels a lot of pressure from her extended family about the way she dresses, her weight, her hair, her skin etc. She is very self-conscious, which is totally amplified by the fact that her boyfriend (who she spent the “best summer of her life with”) sometimes belittles her. Said boyfriend insists that Marie should go to a party and “have fun”, which Marie does only to feel incredibly self-conscious by the appearance of her ex-friends. However, Marie also meets Grace Lee, the new Coreano-Brasileira (Korean-Brasilian) international transfer student.  Marie eventually finds herself befriending a new group of misfit girls, due to the fact that they end up working on a group project together.

Marie Vitória Silva is a young Brasilian girl who doesn’t necessarily fit into Brazils mould of a beautiful young woman. Marie is more on the thick side, with curly hair that she can’t seem to control (unless it's straightened), She is not doing that great at school, and is constantly compared by her family to her more successful cousins. Marie Vitória Silva enjoys watching movies and TV shows and is a pretty important voice within certain Brasilian fandoms. She spends a lot of her time on the internet creating content for said fandoms and prefers that to party and whatnot. However, as the season goes on Marie Vitória Silva starts to come to terms with herself and the things that she enjoys, including finding peace with herself as the way that she is.

* tw for the season : slut shaming + fat shaming ** additional notes : the “shame” depicted in this season is pressure brought on by Brasilian society to look and behave a certain way. Marie feels the pressure to constantly look beautiful and constantly party. Much like the original SKAM series, it will involve the tension between Ingrid and Marie. However, this tension is exemplified by the fact that during her previous year of school, Mó Bafão!Ingrid would pressure Marie Vitória Silva to drink, party, and find a boyfriend, instead of staying home all the time. This led, Marie to go out and party which would eventually lead to the infamous kiss, and Marie being labelled a slut. However, one of the things that the season will touch on is Marie’s introversion and also the fact that she is asexual.

BONUS:

SKAM TURKÏYE : Eda

(Me? Being inspired by the dizis I’m watching? More likely than you think!)

Eda is a young Turkish woman, who’s family is German - Turkish, but decided to move back to Istanbul when she was younger. (This has nothing to do with the fact that I am a complete ho for Serkan Çayoglu, this is straight-up coincidence, don’t @ me). She’s starting a new school year, after spending the best summer of her life with her boyfriend, Can (my version of Jonas). However, Eda feels ostracised at her new school due to the whole Jonas/Ingrid thing. Eda is a total nerd and really loves watching Dizis, which Can totally give her shit for because they are apparently “so dramatic” and “so long”. However, Eda is a total romantic at heart and doesn’t really care. She has difficulty at school due to her dyslexia, which has caused her to be the butt of numerous jokes in her family and accounts for why she isn’t doing great academically. Her parents are together, though they constantly fight, which causes Eda to feel uncomfortable in her own house, accounting for why she spent so much of her summer at Can’s house. The shame that is dealt in this season is about still more or less about slut-shaming, and the isolation that Eda feels before and even when she joins the girl gang. It also has huge and insanely important themes of girls supporting girls. * tw for the season : slut shaming

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Smutty Smut Alphabet ~ under the cut for Billy Hargrove and Camille Harper from my fic, Without the Lights. (((Thanks for asking and also anyone can ask me anything about my fic bc I will TALK all day)))

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

   LISTEN Billy and Camille are touched starved as hellll. They both were into flings where there wasn’t really a whole lot happening after besides getting the fuck outta there. Camille is a rich girl with loving at times but also distant parents. Billy especially is conditioned for aggressive touch in either the form of abuse or lust. So, cuddling was new to him. Camille loves to nestle in and hold him. Tricking Billy into playing little spoon is her fav hobby and he’ll always fall for it. Lazy kisses and lots of tracing her fingertips along his skin and into his hair. Oh, how that boy purrs. Sometimes, he’ll light up and share a quick cigarette with her. If the sex was especially intense or rough, they curl around each other and come down from the high. He loves to massage her when she’s extra sensitive post-coitus bc he’s a little tease. Sometimes that leads to another round. But these two tangle together like they’re caught in a spider’s web and they LOVE the aftercare.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)  

   Billy knows he’s a good looking dude, so he’s feeling all of himself most of the time. Boy can flex. Can I also say oral fixation?? He can appreciate a good set of titties but man does he adore the curve of Camille’s ass and hips. Being trapped by her thighs is a win for him any time of day. He’s a muscly fucker and Camille loves the hard weight of him against her. Looooves it. His arms rly do it for her but, she’s happy covering his neck and jaw with kisses bc the boy is sensitive there. Eye contact is also a must annnd can I just say that any time she can appreciate the little dusting of freckles he has….is a good day. ;D

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

   Dirty Birdies. Billy Hargrove will come on anything. You could throw a plate across the room and this boy already fucked and came on it before it hit the ground. Seeing his spunk drip from her swelled lips after a round drives him wild though. They always always always kiss as dirty as they can after any kind of oral sex. Tongues and spit, the whole mess. Unwritten rule. Camille is big on protection, the girl had an abortion at fifteen with a guy who refused to use condoms. Luckily, Billy has them to spare and is fine coming into them when he’s inside her. She eventually starts birth control and they’re both nervous so he uses the pull out method which is great because he jerks himself onto her ass, tits, or stomach. Until one night, they get into it and he comes inside her and seeing it spill out while she’s twitching post orgasm was unspeakably hot. He’s possessive.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

  The first time Camille undresses him and spends time just running her hands along his body def ruined him. He’s never been worshiped like that after being lusted after and used by other women young and old. She rubs along his thighs and gives him head. Doesn’t neglect his balls which he appreciates. He thinks about all the ways he wants to fuck her most of the time. Day dreams a lot about fucking her on his workout bench or eating her out while he’s lying down with her sitting on his face. Camille also relishes how strong he is. Billy will pick her up, position her however, pin her, or tug her across the bed. She goes mad. Finally, you can also bet that if Camille is wearing a skirt on the shorter side, his hand’s going up it. Public places be damned.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

    Billy Hargrove and Camille Harper both wrote books and sequels on the art of fucking. Uh, yES. They know what they’re doing. These two melt together when they get into it. I like to think they bicker about control during the act which leads to a game of submit where they’re both trying to make the other weak in the knees until they give up control. She rolls over him and rubs herself against his dick while she’s kissing his neck. But, he turns her back and slips fingers inside her panties. Tugs her thighs open to eat her out. Scoreboard is pretty even.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

  He’s a hot shot who loves to be on top and she goes nuts when he covers her so missionary is standard but maaaaan when Billy lets her into his lap to play. It’s over. He could watch her bounce for hours and that’s after she’s given him great head. Another dirty trick he plays is fucking her from behind on the couch in his room so he can face the mirror and make her watch him undo her completely. ((He likes to watch himself make his gf feel fucking amazing too, the boy is a narcissist what can I say, he good.))

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

   More so serious, they have intent fuck sessions. Usually looking to let out some steam too. Camille is more likely to soften him up with a laugh or joke. They’re vocal fucks.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

  Ha. Carpet matches drapes for both. Billy takes care of himself and trims just a bit. Kissing down his happy trail is something she loves to do. Camille grooms some but her nasty ex made her shave everything down there so she doesn’t do that anymore being free of his gross ass. They shower often and like being clean but Billy fills his hair with more products than she does so he always smells of them and his hairspray. Camille loves his cologne & aftershave, esp how he dots some above his dick. Billy spends time running his lips and nose along her skin because all her lil lotions and perfumes are to die for.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

     They loveee just touching and caressing, esp during foreplay. Both huge teases too! Almost more than hard kisses because they get to watch each other’s faces and he thrives off seeing what he can do to poor Camille. So they take time appreciating each other’s bodies. Billy takes Good care of her sexually, often bringing her to orgasm before he comes. Partly a pride thing. She doesn’t mind it when he comes first even if she doesn’t, they have great sex. Frankly, it turns him on more to watch her unhinge when he plays with her so they both win.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

   Ahhhh the answer is just yes. They’re horny 17-18 year old teens. Billy jerks it anytime of day and can still go on to have great sex later. Frankly, they learn early that they love watching each other masturbate as foreplay so they can have sessions of just That when they’re worked up and trying failing to study for a test coming up.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

   CALLOUT POST: Billy Hargrove has the biggest praise kink in history. If Camille is telling him how gr8 he is and begging, he’s getting off big time. Reason he teases is just to get pleas out of her so he’ll rub his tip along her entrance until she’s wild. Camille telling him how she wants to be fucked, whewww, he’s about it. He plays a dominate bf in bed and pretends he doesn’t like being ordered about by his gf like okay boy u tried. Also, if Camille is wearing tights or panties and not getting them off fast enough, you bet he’s ripping them. Her little cry and the sound of fabric tearing is a major turn on.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

  Cliche bed bugs when the house is empty bc then they can be loud. Back of his Camaro is a big place up top some cliff over Hawkins where teens go to make out. But, Billy is Billy and will try it in any public place. Pool after dark. Dressing rooms in Starcourt. Hidden spot in library. Hands under the table kind of boy. Likes to fuck her up against the wall/shelves/dressers in her room to see how much shit he can knock down. Camille is game most days. However, she isn’t into shower sex at all, shower time is for private thought. He can pout about it.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

  These two are eye fucking champs. Consider them both worked up most of the time, esp when Camille’s life starts to go sideways. Billy can tease but maaan does Camille own it. A quick smirk in one look, a flash of thigh, or her hand grazing him. Billy already has a Semi. Camille blushing is also a big turn on bc it’s hard to make Queen Bee blush and Billy is the only one who can do it. He also likes to see her wearing his jacket or shirt, again it’s a possessive bf pride thing.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

   Spanking is as far as they’ll go and even that isn’t much. NO BELTS. She also refuses to get into things like taking dirty pics or anal bc her ex made her do that. Not rly consensual about it either. Restraints are also a no like they’ll get rough and hold each other down but bsdm is not for either of them. Billy was also freaked out to let her be on top after what happened to him in CA but trusted her and now he’s into it. They experiment but read each other’s limits well.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

   OHHH MAN. OH BOY. Yes. Another huge yes. Billy, Oral Fixation, Hargrove does more with his tongue than most boys do with their whole body. He loves to go down on her. Loves to make her come with his mouth and he’s obscene and messy about it. Makes sounds and moans and spits into her pussy. Fingers her too. Fastest way to make Camille his was with that tongue. Camille, likewise, gives great head. Loves to choke, lap, and suck on his cock. Balls too. Always tries to swallow. There’s a sweet spot just under his tip that she teases and he loses it. Billy comes undone. She’ll do it at the movies or in the car and he’s a goner.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

   Rough and intense, they both don’t pull any punches when going at it. Billy slams into her and relishes how her legs wobble when she gets up after to go pee. The only reason he’s slowing it is to tease her or draw it out, thus working up his poor gf until she’s squirming.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

  They both built sex lives on quickies but prefer now to have a proper session where they can go a few rounds. He drags it out and makes her come multiple times if he can. Quickies happen when they’re sneaking around Neil for sure. Lot of them occur during the summer when they have different jobs and schedules!

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

       Billy will try to get her off in just about any public setting. Just bc of pride and bc he Can. Nuff said.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

       They’re active teens with a healthy sex life. My mans can and will last a while. If the time is right and they persist, usually Camille can have her orgasm and then a few smaller ones but she def gets fucked out before him.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

      See, hard one, bc I feel like Camille would have one and CLICHE but Billy would find it and be jealous and teasing but then use it for real on her and oh……oh my…..does he like That.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

    Not sure I can make this anymore clearer. Too much! These dummies try so hard at times to prolong teasing and heavy petting during the foreplay but it always turns to hard fucking. They playfully tease because they’re both sensitive so he’ll linger to play with her breasts or slip fingers against her clit while she’ll kiss along his body until he can’t take it. She gets a little giggly/smug and he always has to do something about That Noise in turn.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

   Billy is vocal to the point of sounding truly pornographic. He will coax every cry, plea, and moan he can out of her. He loves attention. Loves to make people rebel against their usual ways. Again, praise kink, so there is a lot of him asking her to speak up and telling him how she wants him to play with her. Camille makes him feel like a fucking god when they’re doing the deed, girl can hit notes. Both huge on dirty talking.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

   Camille loves lipstick. Her signature pinks and red are known. So she will cover her boyfriend in as many lipstick kisses as she can. Face, neck, chest, and cock. He usually has a smear of it on his jean jacket or shirt collar. Billy always smiles when he sees them in the mirror bc he loves her and she’s lowkey possessive too.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

    Y’all remember that gif of New York saying “oh I know his dick is big.” Yeah that. Billy his hung. He knows it. He has that “oh shit I got to get used to this for a moment” girth. Something to choke on. Side note, if he really wants to make Camille blush, he’ll tell her how wet and pink she is. Spread her folds and just look at how pretty she is and that drives her insane.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

   Self explanatory. Higher than high. They wake in the middle of the night and can start a heavy petting session easily. Both always going to be down for some sex if that mood hits. And it usually does. :)))

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

  Camille definitely is more likely to curl up and catch up on some sleep. Billy stays awake and caresses her until she slips away. Loves to watch her snooze. It’s a comfort thing when his gf looks safe and sound then he feels alright curling into her to sleep after contemplating that he’s one lucky guy and thanking every star above Hawkins, Indiana.