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macdenlover · 4 months
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it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this
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riacte · 9 months
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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>Join a union
>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on
>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members
>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on
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churroach · 4 months
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Full of Desires
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bahoreal · 1 year
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obsessed with this
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ofswordsandpens · 2 months
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idk why people get super pedantic about the movie logic in Home Alone and start and try to pick it apart, because like, its a Christmas movie about a child accidentally being left home alone, the premise isn't exactly asking us to suspend our disbelief that much, and yet nearly every single "gotcha" question I see people bring up about this film is literally answered within the first 15 minutes :/
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thisshadowwrites · 2 months
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i have seen gay porn less homoerotically charged than whatever the fuck they were doing in that hyundai civic
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dendrochronologies · 8 months
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maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]
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burntblueberrywaffles · 8 months
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[I.D. an edited version of the "is this a pigeon" meme. A man with glasses, captioned "my overstimulated ass" points at a butterfly, captioned "someone making an annoying noise". At the bottom of the image, a dialogue caption reads "is this a crime deserving the death sentence?" end I.D.]
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cloudyydraws · 28 days
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UY! PHILIPPINES!!!! PHILIPPINES!!!!
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ispyspookymansion · 5 months
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stream i am the prayers of the naive on ao3 dot com
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linktoo-doodles · 8 months
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resurrection is sort of romantic, isnt it
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shesmore-shoebill · 2 months
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"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.
He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D
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edwardbonnets · 1 year
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how to ask the demon you've been smitten over for 6000 years to dance: an angel's guide
bonus:
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wanologic · 2 months
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sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool
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spyglassrealms · 2 years
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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