#i would actually rather die

[cult-of-the-eye]

I don't get drunk and have a one night stand I involuntarily take 3 days off my antidepressants and make Tumblr posts about wanting to fuck podcast characters

[crioh-freeze]

What if Lance puts all of his trinkets into a special box that he hides, so if someone were to ever break in, they couldn't find said box.

One day, Veronica finds Lance and crew in space, and after all the crying and REALLY quick catching up, Lance's face brightens up all of a sudden, and he bolts off yelling "Ome second!!" As he sprints down the hall.

When he gets back, box in hand (no one else has seen this, Keith has only heard about this box), he opens it and explains where exactly each and every item in the box came from and why he chose it specifically. He explains this to Veronica, who very swiftly realizes he got it from her.

[galaluni]

I am literally begging god on my knees for my vtuber career to work out because l've been at my job for like 3 weeks and I'm already like

"I can not do this for the rest of my life"

[jinglejanglemornings]

if they don't even do breakfast at PHP and i have to eat breakfast before coming there i'm ending it all

[the-kneesbees]

oh god oh fuck I'm starting gym class on monday

[1-800-luvmail]

[ read part two w/ könig here ! ]

reader who would rather eat cardboard than have their self sufficiency questioned vs cod men [ 1 / ? ]

price— who is fighting the urge to just take the jar and help you the minute he sees you struggle with the tight lid— tries to reason with you as you insist you've almost got it.

"sweetheart," he sighs, watching with his arms crossed as you continue your stubborn attempt, "why don't you let me have a go, hm?"

"it's basically open— this stupid lid just won't—" you grumble, more to yourself than to him. he's unsure which is more stubborn: the lid of the jar or you.

eventually, you do get it open.

"see! hah! i told you—" you grin, triumphantly holding the jar up for him to see.

"that you did," price can't help but be slightly amused, "many times."

"and i was right."

strangely, you never struggle with a jar like that again. not like you think much about it, just happy about your little victories. and now, you offer to open everything for him. price lets you.

he's never telling you that he's made a habit of loosening the lids before you can get to them, because, god that smile of yours as you succeed in "helping" him is just too adorable.

[bees-pees]

nadolig llawen (merry christmas)!! here is my gift to you 🤲 i love this poster so i redrew it :)

[sergle]

I'm thinking abt that pretty fall leaves embroidery pattern post and about how like... it is categorically a repost, it's a reupload. right? a thing that is generally disliked. but because it's credited, it's genuinely boosting the artist in question. and it could ALWAYS be like this. reposting content could ALWAYS be a symbiotic relationship, but because sourcing back to the original creator of something is so uncommon, it's just easier to ask people not to repost it at all. and people still don't understand the difference. or they'll go to the effort of cropping out usernames/signatures to repost something, which is More Effort than literally crediting the creator of something you liked enough to want to repost. Like. I literally don't actually care if my own shit gets reposted, you have to understand. I just don't want it STOLEN. But "do not repost" is easier to write on my art than "you can repost this, but don't alter the image/remove my signature, don't you dare write 'credit goes to the artist' because that is not credit, please link back to my original post or someplace that you can actually find me. please use an actual link/url instead of writing a non-clickable link of my username, because making it text instead of a clickable link cuts the number of people who will go to the effort of visiting my own page in Half." All those aggregate themed accounts, those fuckin annoying as hell instagrams and facebook groups that are like "body positive art we love wamen 💕 hashtag feminism" and then MASS-STEAL plus sized art created by women, if pages like these that always go and steal my older self-portraits and other works... If they just put a link to my prints of those pieces in the text of those posts, or, fuck, my commission info page? I would literally be living on the moon right now. I would have a house on the moon

[cccotard]

starting to get cold out

[annabelle--cane]

it was kind of funny that most of my bible class last year was atheist and jewish young adults where most of us knew something about christian tradition from cultural osmosis and then we actually got into reading the jesus parts and we were all like "wait where is all the christian stuff I've heard of? a bunch of stuff the church believes isn't even in the book? they have four versions of this life story to chose from and they just made more stuff up? what?"

[scintillyyy]

also i think there's a tendency to cherrypick tim's moments of morally grey thought musings as a gotcha for the idea that tim is totally cool with murder and just one bad day away from shanking someone only kept in line by the "rules", when in reality. tim's thoughts of moral greyness, the ruminations on what they're doing and why they're doing it the way they do and why they can't cross the line they set. he's not. alone in that. like. at ALL. dick has reckoned with wanting to kill someone (sigh. the joker). dick lowkey didn't want to give someone a chance at redemption simply because he hurt bruce (bane). bruce has thought about killing (and almost killed) both the joker & black mask. bruce is very frequently ruminating on his role and why he can't kill even if he wants to. barbara has very seriously considered killing and has wanted to kill. cassandra has killed and used that as the basis of her staunch belief that nobody dies tonight, but she's also still in frequent conversation with what that means ethically and morally. tim having doubts or trying to remind himself why they do what they do or debating their rules to himself is not some grand outlying abnormality here, it's par for the fucking course.

[aimbutmiss]

Cross Guild matching t-shirts meme idea (I'm too lazy to draw it):

Mihawk's shirt: I give free top surgeries

Buggy's shirt: I give free blowjobs

Crocodile's shirt: I don't give shit for free

[anglerflsh]

wow ive been kind of off lately I should take a day to rest an[explosion]

[vse-kar-vem]

together in every universe. or something

[mattodore]

new questionnaire photos <3

[nordfjording]

yeah that about sums it up