#i’m 5’1

[turntechgodbeheaded]

LITERALLY thinking about hal ambro in a selfshippy sense. Oh my god. Guy who is so so controlling. He’d probably keep me locked in the apartment and cite shit about how the world is dangerous, i’m more likely to injure myself in some manner by tripping and falling than i am to make it to my destination, let alone unharmed. He then rattles off some statistics, and i’m sure it’s bullshit (it is), but i can’t prove it because he child proofed the computer personally and makes the google logo appear as a crudely drawn children’s drawing of smuppets as the letters of google and everything i google shows up as like a literal jpeg of hashtag kawaii sparkledog l33t 5|)34< in bubblegum pink (because i’m a girl) so i can’t even check and verify his sources (he’s lying) but in the end he even gives an accurate scientific citation and lists the name of the article and i’m like fuck is it legit? It must be if it’s cited … that’s a lot of shit to do just to convince me… he is an ai though… but wait does he care enough to do that? And even though i’m too confused to escape i couldn’t even if i wanted because he integrated with the door and it’s perma locked . I’m basically his hamster and i’m about to die a strange bizarre and twitter worthy death as i start chewing my toes off because of the boredom. He gives me these super balanced meals and picks my clothes and turns the lights off personally to simulate a day and night cycle and shuts off the power to any electronic im using to encourage me to go to bed . This includes turning the lights off if i’m hobbying. I can’t talk to any other person because who do i need except him? He messes with me all day because i can’t verify shit. He lives in another part of the apartment building but has cameras everywhere so he can watch me and talk through the cameras. When he wants to punish me he stops responding through the cameras since he’s never in the room and i can never talk to anyone face to face so i go a little crazier when the cameras are off. He tries to see what’s plausible enough for me to believe and what i’m most gullible to fall for. Everything i have to have goes through him . Oh my god oh my g

[rainedropsart]

Some Wondie doodles to go with the Arrowette I drew yesterday, I need to draw her stupid wig outfit more

[angelbvn]

my assumption is that you're short

not an assumption— a fact <3

i’m a professional armrest :3 (5’1, and all my friends are like 5’4 or taller)

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

Headcanon that George learnt some basic magic and uses it exclusively for cleaning.

Can’t reach the top of the wardrobe to dust?

Magic a rag to do it.

Arthur saw him once but when George said what he used it for, “I’m a servant, sire. My duty is to clean the castle. I found a tool that makes me more efficient at my job and would rather continue as I am. Sire.” Arthur decided he wasn’t doing any harm and that the ‘corruption’ had already gotten to him but it had only made him obnoxiously boring so it was easier to let him be.

Merlin fully disagrees with both points because to the first, George is really trying to become him? What the hell. He’s not willing to lose his job to George of all people.

And to the second, he just adamantly refuses to believe that George is actually boring, his running theory is that he doesn’t like anyone in the castle enough to want to talk to them so he does his best to deter them by refusing to be social. It’s because Merlin heard George break character after a feast once while he thought he was alone when one of the nobles dented a brass tray and George cussed them out so bad that when Merlin repeated what he’d said at training the next day, quite a few of the knights had blushed. Even Gwaine was impressed.

He’s been trying to befriend George ever since, and it’s just not worked. He’s pretty damn close to revealing his magic so they’ll have something in common, but he also doesn’t know if brass genuinely is George’s idea of an interesting conversation starter, he might send Gwen out drinking with him so they can talk about metal or forges or something and she can bring back the intel.

[cams-cozy-corner]

Cozy bedtime pictures bcus I love my new tent

[baby-kittennn]

there’s something abt seeing a height that starts w 6 that makes my little girl brain go ?!;?;$:$:?:!?:

[grace122]

he’s so big i’m mgghhhhhhhhh

[clambuoyance]

:D serotonin….

I’ll take better pictures later but the jacket was made by @lunar-eclipse-bunnies :)))

[ittybittyluci]

I don’t care if he is the King of Hell, he is smol :>

This. I have never heard anything more correct in my life.

I mean.

Look at him.

Look at how smol!

[dontmiindme]

did someone say draw more pirates?

..no??

uh well, have them anyways!

i’ve also been thinking about giving animating another shot so.. we’ll see if anything comes of that ;)

[francixoxoxo]

I AM JUST. IMAGINING STANDING ON THE TOES OF BILLYS SHOES TO KISS HIM. BECAUSE HES MUCH TALLER. AND MAYBE EVEN THEN HE WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND YOU AND LIFTS YOU. JUST THINKING

[elliesbelle]

“ellie is a short masc” to YOU

[princeanxious]

I read @bamsara ‘s fic ‘Solar Lunacy’ and it single handedly catapulted me back into my fnaf brainrot and right into the sun&moon simp club, i’m weak for y/n and moon’s snarky banter and sun’s bright yet coy personality. I could and will continue to scream about these boys for at least the next week. (And i have plans to draw some of my favorite scenes from that fic👉👈)

[afterartist]

There’s always so,e character in an anime or game that’s entire shtick is how “short they are!!’ ‘Ha they’re tiny!!’ ‘I could pick the up with one hand’

AND THEY ALWAYS END UP BEING TALLER THAN ME-

[entiretorridaffair]

can’t believe some of you are tall. i’d literally have to look up to make eye contact with most of you which is insane. in my mind we are all the same height

[baby-kittennn]

Vital stats pls :)

bust: 30”

waist: 25”

hips: 36”