dude my Hispanic friend sent me a video of their family gathering and??? You could’ve fooled me I thought that was a rave or some shit. I’m white when I go to a gathering I am the only one serving cunt and I am the only one with any energy it’s exhausting. My back hurts from carrying the family function. These Hispanic family gatherings are fuckin awesome how do I get invited to one
Do you think Danny’s hair turns white when it falls out? It’s technically dead cells anyway but when it naturally falls off his head, do you think it turns white? Because I think it would be hilarious if his hairbrush just has white hair, no black strands whatsoever, and his significant other thought the worst until they know his secret.
Something about this kind of swimming getup for characters always immediately gives me transmasc vibes. Blue swim trunks and a tank top? Sorry man my brain already connected the dots. The vibes are there, and they’re not leaving.
All the designs are mine except for the DeDeDe design. The design was made by @//_danktrash but they gave me permission to use it (and they even told me I’m allowed to use It whenever ((that they practically made the design for me 💀))
When you realise that Henry and Alex weren’t in fact playing with each others fingers in the meetingg he with King James, but Alex was in fact letting Henry fidget with the signet ring 🫠🥹🫠🥹🫠🥹🫠🥹🫠
Some members of one of the GIW’s top-secret research facilities have made an earth-shattering discovery.
They’ve found a way to make half-ghosts.
The failure rate is high. For every subject they successfully convert, many more are left burnt-out corpses—or worse, as rabid undead that must be put down with force.
It didn’t matter. The test subjects were cheap, worthless. Their countless deaths were an acceptable sacrifice in the name of progress.
Their operative’ deaths when they begin the full plan… those will matter more. Their warped agents may be more dangerous than normal humans in combat, but legions of foot soldiers still have their place. It would be foolish to leave themself solely in the hands of ectoplasmic entities, even if they’re allies and still partially human. Recruiting and training enough replacements to recover the losses would take time.
But it will all be worth it.
Finally, they will have control of a strong enough army to bring their goals to fruition. Those inhuman wraiths will be eradicated, ensuring the safety of the real, living humans and opening up a whole new dimension of untapped resources.
[ID: A looping animated gif of Jon and Martin of The Magnus Archives. A large hand comes down with Jon in its palm, while Martin watches. Once Jon’s stepped off the hand and the hand begins to retreat, Martin puts down the mug of tea he’s holding and opens his arms out to the Archivst. Jon runs into his arms. Caught off guard, Martin’s face burns red and he accidentally tips the empty mug over. But he quickly recovers and reciprocates the embrace. \End ID]
Lolol sometimes it’s so funny reading peoples posts about “Mormon” theology that is based on Exmo stories, tradition/culture but not doctrine, and like random statements by some church leader 200 years ago that was not put into doctrine/canonized, or that he was corrected/reprimanded on, and all of us look back on like “well that guy was racist/sexist. Anyways moving on…” like tbh it just makes me laugh. Like I know our theology is a bit different than mainstream Christianity but y’all don’t need to make it sound like we are out here truly believing half the stuff you say about us.