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i genuinely cannot tell whether i love or hate this cover. i guess i wanted something simple and impactful for, what would be, a very horny book. i guess it's hard to make a cover for a book that would have mo consistent theme besides ✨smut✨
idk i did the best i could… or wanted to…
anyways if you can't tell by now i'm a HUGE fan of this author, @thewriterowl. PLEASE CHECK OUT THEIR WORK!!!
the fic can be found right here!
#luke skywalker#fanfic#din djarin#starwars#the mandolarian#dinluke#fan cover#graphic design#book covers#a taste of something sinful#thewriterowl#dinluke fanart#dinluke fanfiction#books#book#book cover#mando is “inside” luke#hahahaha#i'm SOOooOOoOo funny#...#...right?
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Garak is So much right from his first episode. Laura Palmer of Cardassia over here trying to get laid, foil a terrorist plot, AND work a retail shift, all while high as fuck. Dude’s schedule in Past Prologue is FULL.
#Star Trek: Deep Space 9#Past Prologue really reveals how immediately dickmatized he is by Julian cause it's Julian at some of his absolute peak autism obliviousnes#and Garak still wants him so bad. utterly pathetic to see. I'm obsessed with them.#also it sucks how we have to wait sooooooooo fucking long to see Garak again after that but it's also kind of hysterical#like DS9 said there is a full on Cardassian spy loose in the station. we will not be following up on this for an entire season btw.#he's just. hangin around.#Starky's Original Posts#Starky's Text Posts#garashir#garashir best ship because it's literally a former torturerspyassassin (all at once) whose tragic backstory is literally whatever you want#and the world's most adorable puppyish angelic twink who still sleeps with a teddy bear#STRAIGHT OUTTA WATTPAD FANFIC. I FUCKING LOVE YOU STAR TREK YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH#also didn't mean to imply that Julian's autism obliviousness is not an extremely sexy trait of his bc it is I just meant like#you wouldn't have thought it'd be so sexy to. a Cardassian and a spy. it's soooo funny#the way he has to desperately try to explain that the suit fitting is a metaphor. absolutely dickmatized RIP.
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#double life#traffic light smp#trafficblr#mumbo jumbo#geminitay#ldshadowlady#not to sway the vote but I'm saying number 2 btw#like. idk if this makes sense. but to me mumbo & gem would be like. a tibetan spaniel and a tibetan mastiff#where mumbo is just quivering and shaking and trying to build his funny machines to keep his base safe#and gem is out bare-fist brawling and beating etho to death#and skizzielizzie would have been sooooooooo fun#skizz who has the building skills of a radish but is actually pretty decent at survival#versus lizzie who is building hashtag aesthetic af castles and cottages and is trading 3 ancient debris for 16 orange dye
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he really said that 💀💀💀 what a man 😍
#have i already posted this clip? idfk man it's 6am gimme a fucking break /lh LMAO#ahsjkahs he's so sassy sometimes 👉👈 it's really funny and adorable and cute.. and extremely attractive-#also he's so strong!!!#i think about him all the time sjdhsjdh i cant wait to play x.enoblade all day#... after i drag myself out of hed#*bed#last night i had a great night! im just.. so tired...#closing night of a musical! we all hugged and laughed and cried and posed and took pictures and all that and it was so wholesome#but.. so much singing and dancing.. almost every day.. and we kinda went all out yesterday- my body is so sore LMAO i dont wanna get up!!#but hey... dont gotta get up when i'm snuggling d.unban yeah?#my plushie of my wifey a.qua also sits on my bed every night so it's so nice to wake up and see her there! i love her sooooooooo much!!!!!#point is. d.unban is the best sjdhsjdj he's strong and loyal and brave and funny and sooooo handsome!!!#he's my newest f/o but he's the only thing on my mind always!#also.. since im all sleepy... his chest makes for a really nice pillow#i refuse to put a shirt on him in my file because. um. hahahaha. 😳#but it also means im constantly fantasizing about laying on and feeling his bare chest#he gives such good cuddles and he's so comfy too! s/i is always super careful about not accidentally hurting his injured arm#whenever they're cuddling or kissing or doing anything else#she does like kissing it though. the scars are so beautiful.#ash rambles 💚#also his voice is just so pleasing! sometimes he and s/i (and the other party members) poke fun at each other since s/i is#the only character that doesn't talk in british LMAO d.unban has never really heard anyone talk like her before but he loves her voice hehe#he's just such a sweetheart! and he's sooooo strong too!!!!! i'm always in awe whenever i watch him fight#god i love long haired swordsman so much! shout out to my beloved f.elix! love you babe#anyways good morning and i love d.unban! i'm going back to bed lol#your f/os love you all actually <3
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God I'm so stupidly in love with Dallon help me 😍💘
#dru speaks#I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOT INTO ME TODAY ☺️❤️#BUT HE'S JUST SOOOOOOOOO 😍💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖#AUGH HE'S SO SWEET AND FUNNY AND CHARMING AND CRAZY TALENTED AND UNBELIEVABLY HOT AND SUCH A HUGE DORK AND STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL AND JUST-#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GIGGLING AND BLUSHING AND KICKING MY FEET 🤭💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘
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me, reading with my idiot glasses on: oh shit but i don’t st3ddie me, reading again but with my brain turned on: ACCIDENTAL MARRIAGE me, seeing a bit i can commit to:
#pay no attention to the man behind the curtain / ooc.#dash comm. / ooc.#STRODE I'M FUCKING SHITTING#THIS IS GONNA BE SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY#two bros sitting in a hot tub FIVE FEET APART CAUSE THEY'RE NOT GAY#skdfjghkjghfdsklghdflkjshfds#i cAN'T MESSAGE BC OF THE SHADOWBAN OR I'D BE ATTACKING YOU WITH MY HOWLS OF LAUGHTER AS WE SPEAK
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I'm sorry for the low quality here Amazon won't let me take screenshots but I need to talk about this scene in the pub because it is just sooooooooo fucking funny
Aziraphale and Crowley enter the pub, Crowley goes to the bar, Aziraphale clears a seat a table for him and Crowley
And then this random guy sits down
And if you look at the background
Crowley
And then he just swaggers up to the table drinks in hand like
#Good Omens#Good Omens 2#Good Omens Spoilers#Good Omens 2 Spoilers#Good Omens Season 2#Good Omens Season 2 Spoilers#Ineffable Husbands
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| pairing: Dom!Chenle x sub!fem!Reader
| info: 18+ MDNI. BDSM. Bondage. Sadistic behavior. Possessive behavior. Slight breeding kink? Sexual acts in public spaces? Exhibitionism. Recording consensual pornography. Sex toys.
| aurora's note: This was requested SOOOOOOOOO long ago, i'm so so sorry <3 (requested lowkey by @vanesycho)
| Dom!Chenle who flies you out to every schedule he has so he can keep an eye on you. He has all the money in the world to take care of you, don't worry about that, he just wants to make sure you're close by and behaving yourself.
| Dom!Chenle who has a hand on your waist at all times-- He couldn't care less who sees.
| Dom!Chenle who gets jealous easily.
| Dom!Chenle who isn't a fan of you talking to the other boys when he isn't around because he knows how some of them feel about you, and he knows that they can't keep their hands to themselves... and being the brat you are, you'd let them touch you just to piss him off.
| Dom!Chenle who has to reserve hotel rooms for you separate from the boys and staff because whenever he spends the night, he likes to make sure you scream his name.
| Dom!Chenle who has to fuck you all the time. In the limos to and from the airports, hotels, concert venues, etc. In the bathrooms at concert venues before shows-- And sometimes after them, too. In hotel rooms in every city. He likes to keep track of which cities you still need to fuck in... It's like a bucket list. But for him, it's his way of making sure you know that you're his, no matter when or where.
| Dom!Chenle who gets fed up when you back-talk him, so he'll drag you away from the boys and pull you into a secluded space so that he can bend you over his knee and spank you 'til you're red and sore.
| Dom!Chenle who likes to buy you designer clothes with the intention of ripping them off your body.
| Dom!Chenle who thinks the prettiest necklace to put on you is his hand.
| Dom!Chenle who likes to flip you onto your stomach and pull your hair as he fucks you roughly.
| Dom!Chenle who spoils you with fun touristy-things everywhere you two travel to. Whether it's for work or just for vacation with you, Chenle makes time for at least one whole day to be dedicated to you and making memories together.
| Dom!Chenle who takes pictures of you 24/7 so that he can brag about you to the boys.
| Dom!Chenle who thinks Jaemin's a genius when he hears about all the times he's photographed and recorded his girlfriends naked/having sex. So of course Chenle asks you about it, and when you say yes, he ties you up, sets a camera up in the corner of the room, and makes sure there's plenty of footage for him to get off to later.
| Dom!Chenle who gets mean when he's in really deep Dom space.
| Dom!Chenle who likes it when you introduce him so sweetly as your "boyfriend" after he's done nasty, mean things to you, and his cum is still dripping out of you.
| Dom!Chenle who has a possessive kink, so he makes sure to leave hickies in noticeable places around your body.
| Dom!Chenle who will hold your drink for you at parties while you go to the bathroom or walk away to say hi to your friends.
| Dom!Chenle who's so sweet and funny around friends and family because he wants to impress them for your sake, because he has no intentions of ever letting you go.
| Dom!Chenle who will leave for basketball practice while you're tied up in bed with a vibrator pressed to your clit and a dildo inside of you. He'll come back to a fucked-out mess... But despite your exhaustion, you're still begging to have him fuck you. A dildo isn't enough. It isn't him.
| Dom!Chenle who laughs in your ear whenever he pinches your butt in public.
| Dom!Chenle who sits next to you in booths at very fancy, expensive restaurants for your date nights.
| Dom!Chenle who buys you all your favorite foods when you aren't feeling your best, physically and/or mentally.
| Dom!Chenle who makes sure you know you're the only girl he's ever brought home to meet his family, and you're the only girl he's ever going to bring home.
| Dom!Chenle who's relieved when both of your parents approve of your relationship.
| Dom!Chenle who fucks you so hard you can't leave bed for the entire weekend after he proposes to you.
taglist: @henderysposts @trash-number-one
#op#fanfic#chenle#chenle smut#chenle fanfic#nct#nct fanfic#nct smut#nct dream#nct dream fanfic#nct dream smut
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The Collector's "when toys break I can just fix them" belief makes King's Tide sooooooooo funny in retrospect. Collector, to the best of their knowledge, "broke" his Belos toy and then was like "Yeah, I'm not fixing that. Stay broken." Valid of him.
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I noticed its been quite a while since you did anything with the healing spring AU (island AU), if you don't mind me asking, are you going to continue it or is it cancelled?
🌸No, it's not canceled I'm still trying to figure out how to explain this world in this Au a little better
I'm still new to Aus cuz I just keep creating more or at least just scenarios or head cannons(I've been making too many of those) and I get sidetracked a lot! I have SoooOooOoo many other new Doodles that don't involve the healing spring Au
I mean, I'm not even sure how to plan an Au properly. I know I have to make a story and follow it and a couple of times I thought why do I just try to make a fanfic (keyword try) explain it better( I REALLY suck at making fanfics).
I sometimes can't figure out how to keep an au going. I think that's the problem (and you know personal life stuff that junk to).
I mean I draw new everything's and I still have the healing spring AU Doodles that are kind of like notes to me, right now I'm trying to figure out how to make this AU deep and with angst and stuff I'm trying not to be too cutesy I'm trying to put these characters through hell, face their past and cry/hurt/awkwardness/ worry/ survive/ secrets/ mystery/ angst/ talking/ healing /bonding /pining, kind of thing I'm not sure how to make that happen
How do you put that in an Au? I sure as hell don't know! And the worst part about this is this is my favorite of all of my AUs too!!!
Sorry I don't want to make this too long I just want to figure out how you guys make these Aus and hurt these characters the right way what's your guys Secret I'm probably going to have to ask someone to help me make this AU a thing know brainstorm and all that
🌸Anyways I hope this answers your question
🌸Here's a little comic I made I just thought it was a funny scenario that would happen in the island😚✨
Wish me luck guys.... I'm going to need it😩
#monkie kid#lego monkie kid#lmk#sun wukong#six eared macaque#doodle#monkey king#macaque#ask#ask response#ask anonymous#anonymous#anon ask#healing spring AU#official name#shadowpeach
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Silly goofy wild and funky idea:
Transman Crocodile who transitioned via Ivankov.
Cross Guild events and Cross Guild Poly where Buggy finally gets the nerve to come out to her two lieutenants and also boyfriends. Mihawk just blinks like "yes? Your Haki is distinctly feminine, so this makes perfect sense. Oh, dear why are you crying, stop that-" meanwhile Crocodile has to bite back every single we traded genders joke and instead just shrugs, going "I quite literally could not be paid to give a fuck. You know I'm bisexual, this changes little, Clown."
Croc does off hand offer to hook Buggy up with Iva if that's smth she's interested in, tho.
Meanwhile Sanji has come out to the Strawhats as a transwoman as well, and the reactions are much more dramatic but no less supportive - if anything, some may be too supportive /hj ((Franky calls her queen and sis and Hawt Mama, Chopper already began working on ways to synthesize estrogen Just In Case, Luffy could not be made to give a single fuck, Ussop is swooning, Zoro informs her that this changes nothing and he'll still kick her ass, Robin offers her congratulations, Nami is already mathing out adding another bed in the girls' room or making a room JUST for Sanji and Ussop to share, Brooke waits 0.006783259 seconds before asking to see undies, just everyone being supportive and stupid))
This leads to Ivankov getting two separate contacts for their services, and so they arrange to meet at a small-ish island to help both, two birds, one stone :)).
Both crews go full Spiderman meme when they come across each other, and Iva handles it with all the gentility of a bull in a china shop, whisking both ladies away while the rest are left just plain gaping and awkwardly avoiding eye contact or completely oblivious to the tension (cough cough LUFFY).
Insert your own silly ideas here, generally.
But when they come back, Mihawk, Crocodile and Ussop are all just absolutely SWOONING for different reasons, full of Respect Woman Juice and I Love My Wife energy, it's adorable and cute and funny.
((Bonus: Luffy calls Buggy auntie without hesitation, and she almost cries even as she punches him over the head))
THIS IS SO CUTE SELJKFNSFLEFNLNDFDLKNSDLK
Okay, so, my thoughts on this. Crocodile having to hold back the 'we traded genders' joke is so damn real and I laughed SO hard. Love him. So true. And transfem Buggy lives in my mind rent free so this is just perfect because I absolutely love her. She's my beloved. She'd be so anxious about it and cry and Mihawk and Crocodile are like-- So done with her because she's acting stupid and dramatic and of course they're going to still want her. And she's crying and they're rolling their eyes and patting her head at the same time. Poor thing. She needs comfort okay??
And,, Transfem Sanji coming out is always so beautiful in my head. She's been battling her gender issues for AGES and now she feels comfortable enough to come out to the crew. She's anxious but she knows she has to do this now or she never will. And it's-- It's so real to me. The way she would explain everything that happened to her back in Momoiro Island and then say that she's actually a girl. And everyone's quiet because they know she's looking at Luffy only right now, expecting an answer from her captain. And Luffy is just like "??? Okay? You're still my cook. So who cares? You seem happier now!" and that is when Sanji starts crying. Because of course she's crying. And of course, Usopp is the one to hug her first because that's his girlfriend and she needs a hug and forehead kisses right now. But they have 0 privacy because Luffy wants hugs too. I mean. Obviously.
Franky is loud af and he's SOBBING while he screams how proud he is of their cook (I've always said Franky feels like a girldad because just look at how he interacts with Nami. And he's sooooooooo loving Sanji right now). Robin would be so so proud too and would say she's happy for her and smile in the sweetest of ways (Robin please adopt me). I think Chopper would also ask a lot of questions before making estrogen, just in case, but then he'd go and try to make it right away. Nami hugs Sanji but the sweet moment doesn't last long because she's already telling Franky her ideas for a bigger, better room for the girls or!!! "Better!!!!!! A room for Sanji and Usopp so we don't have to deal with them!!!!!! But also make the girl's room bigger because I say so!!!!!!". Zoro says he doesn't give a fuck because he will still kick her ass but he's secretly happy that she looks more relaxed and comfortable in her skin. Brook is Brook and he says his Brook thing about panties but I think Sanji would kick him having the best gender affirmation moment of her fucking life. And Jinbe is just the cutest because I think he'd laugh at the chaotically sweet situation and say that strength comes from being happy with yourself and Sanji is the strongest for being so brave and true to herself (he be saying poetic and cute shit like that and he expects me not to absolutely love him. Dad behavior. I am SO sure he would beat the shit out of anybody who misgendered Sanji. But that's what any Strawhat would do, so,,,).
They go see Iva (Iva my beloved) and they're all,, So uncomfortable,, Buggy acts overconfident and says she's perfectly fine and not scared at all of what Iva's going to do to her body (liar. She's scared af and Crocodile and Mihawk know so they keep scaring her even more because it's funny to see their girlfriend crying. Look. The fact that they're soft and dating doesn't mean they're not gonna bully her). And Sanji has smoked like two fucking boxes of cigarettes already despite saying that she doesn't care about it (she has never been more excited in her entire life) and she's holding Usopp's hand so hard she's going to break it at some point. Anyway, Iva is a dramatic bitch and they make Sanji and Buggy come with them to a more private place because they want it to be a surprise for everyone (drama queen. Love them. I would do it too. Trust the process, girls, you're in good hands). So Cross Guild and the Strawhats end up alone and waiting for their girls to come back. And. Yeah. Uncomfortable. Zoro looks at Mihawk at some point and goes:
Zoro: I thought you were gay. Mihawk: I swing both ways. Usopp: Actually, you swing sword- Mihawk: Awful. Shut up. Don't ever speak to me again. Don't even look at my direction, actually. Roronoa, why is your crew like this? Zoro: It was really funny, though. Mihawk: I wish to not partake in this conversation anymore. Everyone just shut up and wait. ............. Luffy: Hey, guys, do you think Sanji's going to have bigger boobs than Zor- Nami: OH MY GOD LUFFY YOU CAN'T SAY THAT Luffy: BUT I'M CURIOUS Zoro: Yeah, she's going to ask for the biggest of boobs only to piss me off because she's annoying like that. Mihawk: Why would you even care about your breast size, Roronoa? Crocodile: Tsk. You care about mine. Usopp: OH MY GOD SJKFNSKDEWKFJNJKSFN
Okay, so Sanji and Buggy eventually come back. Finally. And they were gorgeous before but now they're even more beautiful because they actually look extremely happy with their bodies. I want to describe how I see them but just check @/vongulli's account and see their fem Buggy because she kills me every time and that's the only way I can see fem Buggy now. And Sanji to me looks like @/sibmakesart's fem Sanji. This artist made a nude fem Sanji not long ago and I loved it,, So much,, ANYWAY!!!!!! Getting carried away.. Thinking about women. It's not my fault I'm a lesbian. But they look perfect and they're comfortable and happy. And Sanji's boobs are surprisingly not huge and Zoro makes a comment about that but Sanji is like:
Sanji: WHAT????? YOU ONLY SEE ME AS A BOOB-OBSESSED GIRL OR WHAT? Literally everyone at the same time: Yes. Sanji: Well, for your information- Usopp: She likes thighs more Sanji: Usopp, don't tell them- Iva: And also, my dears, that is not how my power works Zoro: So you did ask for big boobs and you couldn't have them Sanji: I'm going to kill you and wearing heels it's going to hurt even more Usopp: Is it weird that I'm kind of turned on right now? Nami: ...Haha Usopp: Are you okay? Nami: Hey, Usopp, I- Usopp: You can't fuck her Nami: I swear I can't have anything!!! What do you have against lesbians??? Usopp: YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY??? Nami: I dunno, yes??
Crocodile and Mihawk are having... A moment. They will still bully her and they're sure she's going to look extremely pretty crying and whining but right now she deserves to be worshipped because just look at her. Buggy approaches them and she's like "If you laugh I'm going to throw knives at you and then leave Cross Guild and!! And!! And I'm going to be really mad so pleasedon'tlaughireallylikethispleasedon'truinit" and they look at her with the fondest of looks (but gotta be honest, they're so horny right now it's unbearable. Like yes, happy wife happy home happy everything but also happy dick because just look at her). Crocodile is just frowning and genuinely asks "Why would we laugh? You look stunning, dear" and Mihawk follows with "I must say I'm not surprised, since you've always looked beautiful. But you look... More satisfied with yourself." And Buggy has to hold back the tears and that's why she starts saying things like "Pffft. Yeah! I knew I'd be gorgeous like this too! Now I look even flashier!" and y'know, the two men are letting her have her moment because now she looks even better and they can't stop staring at her. So maybe she's right this time when she fakes confidence.
Usopp and Nami need a second to process everything, I think. Also, they both hit Brook at the same time when he's about to ask Sanji the question™. Nami is having a lesbian moment, but of course Sanji realizes and does her Sanji thing like opening her mouth and speaking:
Sanji: Nami-swaaan!!! Do you like how I look now??? Nami, ignoring her and whispering to herself: Disgusting. I hate this. Zoro: At the end of the day it's just curly, huh? Nami: I was thinking with my dick. Zoro: Yeah. Happens. Been there.
So, Usopp and Sanji finally get their moment together because at least the Strawhats are respectful enough to give them their sweet uhhhh two minutes before they start complimenting Sanji. So that's something! Sanji is confident with her body but is a bit shy and isn't sure what Usopp will think about this. Not that she has changed much, even, but, you know. Just different. In a good way for her! But different. And Usopp approaches her slowly and smiling and he's just so so so happy. And he's like "You look gorgeous!" / "... Really? I wasn't sure whether you'd like it-" / "I will always like you! But more importantly, do you like you?" / "I mean- Weird phrasing, but yes. Yes? I think so. Yes." / "Then that's all that matters." And Sanji really, really doesn't want to cry because she has never cried in front of the whole crew. She just can't help it. But Usopp knows she doesn't like it when others see her cry so he quickly wipes her tears away and when she starts laughing (so so happy and full of love) Usopp just needs to kiss her.
Meanwhile, Luffy is there calling Buggy auntie and asking when she's going to tell Shanks about this. She keeps saying she will never tell him and if he wants to find out, he'll do it through her new wanted poster or whatever, but not from her.
#now this is what i call an amazing ask thank you SO much for this#i just loved writing this so much damn#they're all so silly#one piece#black leg sanji#transfem sanji#buggy the clown#transfem buggy#emporio ivankov#cross guild#strawhat pirates#just tagging the people who actually do stuff in this one bc too many characters and not enough energy#usopp#dracule mihawk#sir crocodile#roronoa zoro#cat burglar nami#monkey d. luffy#sanuso
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My Bodyguard Pt. 2
Jungkook x male reader
this beautiful king
Stuff: fluff, smut, youre both a bit dumb with feelings, like supes fluffy, bottom reader, top Jungkook, missionary, cuddle fucking, kissing, one bed trope? kind of?
Tw: threat used to propel the romance.
Word count: 3,261
Notes: I'm sooooooooo sorry I haven't written in such a long time, i was swamped with stuff and then had no motivation, but then I got a request, and they asked if I was actually going to write it and that reminded me that I had to get off my ass and feed the public what they want, gay shit about real men I have and never will meet, and of course men who are just drawings.
Jungkook couldn't remember a time where he was more carried away in the beauty of another. He couldn't remember the last time he's felt such things for another, he can't remember because it's never happened before.
He was completely and utterly enamored by you, the way you talked, dressed, laughed, cried, yelled, even the way you ate had his full attention, and you felt no less.
You can't get your mind off of that night when he was staring at you, you knew there was something behind his dark gaze other than just a platonic view. He could have been looking at one of the most beautiful sunsets to ever exist, yet he was looking right at you, almost totally ignoring the sun set... why?
These thoughts have been plaguing your mind ever since, it was like you couldn't think of anything else but him. His dark eyes, his tattoos littered on his left hand, the way his jet-black hair looks all sweaty after a workout, his lip piercing that just looks so kissable, his bright and adorable smile, and most importantly the way he looked at you. You weren't so oblivious that you didn't realize the way he looked at you, the way his eyes were always filled with... something whenever he would gaze upon you. You noticed it every time but didn't say anything about it, not knowing yourself what exactly was, and asking your bodyguard why he looked in such ways at you sounds terribly awkward, something you don't think you have the ability to deal with.
"Hey y/n, are you ok?" Jungkook asked, pulling you out of your daze.
"Oh yeah, I'm totally fine." you replied, it wasn't exactly a lie, it was hard to feel anything negative when around Jungkook, which is so funny. When you first met him, you hated the bastard, but now you can hardly stand to be without him, which makes it convenient since he is your bodyguard after all.
Though saying that you are totally fine is a bit of a lie, since you haven't been able to get him out of your head. It's like he plagued your every thought, but you can't do anything about it. Telling your bodyguard, basically the man that works for you, that you think about him and only him in ways that aren't necessarily platonic may be quite the odd conversation to have, and one that you'd rather just not have.
But little to your knowledge, Jungkook felt the exact same way. Ever since that night he can't get you out of his thoughts, nor his dreams. He was almost dying, having to constantly be around the person that he's done many a sinful thing while he's asleep, and every time he's with you all he thinks about are these dreams, and since he's always with you it makes it quite the conundrum.
"Are you ok? you seem rather flushed." You pointed out, causing Jungkook to snap back into reality, such as you did.
"Ye-" before he can even finish what he was about to say, you see your father bash into the room in distress.
"What's wrong dad?" You asked, understandably worried about his random outburst.
"I have some terrible news. We've been sent a disgusting letter, a threat, placed on this house." He panted out, fear evident on his face.
"Can I read it?" You let out, your father's fear rubbing off on you.
"Absolutely not, it's too vial, downright evil. Though guard, you probably should." He exasperates.
Jungkook takes the note and reads its contents, his face scrunches up in disgust at the letter. It's filled with threats on the family's life, the same family whose heir is the boy he's infatuated with.
"We need to harden security, and I'll have to be around y/n at all times, be in the same room and have him in my sight constantly, even if this is fake, we have to take it with absolute certainty." Jungkook says to your father, taking swift action while also shocking you, as he's never taken his job so seriously in all the time he's been here so far.
You begin to shake in utter terror, never realizing what your title nor what your family meant until now. Jungkook notices your erratic shaking and attempts to calm you down, holding you tightly against his chest.
Though the terror of the situation still lingers in the air, it is quickly dimmed by Jungkook's touch. He holds you so tightly to his chest that you can hear and feel his heartbeat, which is beating like crazy, understandably.
This is the first time he's touched you in such a manner and it feels great. The threat is so quickly a thing of the past, after all you have gotten them before, nothing as bad as that but being so rich that you're in the public eye definitely has its drawbacks, but all of that seems so silly when you're in Jungkook's arms.
Though you've gotten the worst threat ever, you've never felt more secure in his arms. He continues to hold you tight, even after the shaking has stopped. Jungkook realizes that he's still holding you and he doesn't stop, also enjoying having you in his arms.
He lets go, leaving you disappointed, but that emotion is quickly covered up when he cups you face in his hands, forcing you to look into his eyes. Eyes that are already usually filled with adoration for you, are now filled with genuine care and worry.
"It's okay, I'm here, and I'd sooner die than let anything hurt you." He stated, leaving any worry or fear left in you to be completely squandered.
You continue to look into his eyes which can only be described as way longer than platonic. You match his determined and caring gaze with your longing one, practically getting lost into the infinity of his orbs. The view was far better than any sunset, better than anything up until this very moment. For the first time in the short time you two have known each other you finally know what's going on behind those orbs.
You finally know how he feels about you. With the way he was holding you, and now how his hands gently hold your face, it's clear that he cares about you more than any mere platonic affection, but should you confront him about your findings, or leave it be.
Jungkook, much to your dismay, pulls away from you, his touch leaving you as well, which feels like a devastating loss. You feel so much for him that a possible threat on your life is diminished just from his touch.
Jungkook noticed your gaze and had to pull away, for your father was still right there and he doesn't know what he might do if you looked at him like that any longer.
"Are you ok now?" He asked, genuinely worried about you.
"Yeah, I'm fine, thanks to you." You responded, not missing the fact that Jungkook's face erupted in blush after you said that. Jungkook is gracious yet surprised that you seem okay, though he assumed that you must have faced multiple of these. This assumption causes him to feel even more guilty about his first impression of you.
"Th-that's good." He said, before realizing that your father has left the room, Jungkook was too caught up in the wonder of you that your father's absence went completely unnoticed. Which brings him to remember all the times he forgot that people were around other than just the two of you. It's a mansion full of servants and helpers, yet he's never noticed them. He's always only noticed your over encompassing presence.
Later that night when you get ready for bed with Jungkook, he insists on getting ready with you so that no one may attack you. You realize that he chooses to sleep shirtless, opting to wear nothing but red plaid pajama pants. You try to look away, you really do, but his muscled biceps, rippling abs, and glorious pecs are just too damn attention catching, it's his fault really.
"Well, night." You said quickly, trying to just go to sleep so you don't have to ogle at him any longer. You almost make your way out of the bathroom until you're stopped by your one and only, Jungkook.
"And where do you think you're going mister?" He asked you playfully.
"Uhm... to bed." You answered, confused as to why he asked that question.
"Not without me you're not." He stated matter of factly, acting as though you should have already known this, and your face erupting in blush does not go unnoticed by him, causing him to chuckle and smirk at you with that damn charming grin.
"Wh-what?" You stuttered.
"You heard me. I can't take any chances with you so I'm going to be sleeping with you." He answered plainly, though his confident facade did shake a little after he realized his poor word choice.
"But..." You tried to deflect but the words got caught in your throat. You can't believe that the same man whom you've had many wet dreams about is actually going to be sleeping in the same room as you. This is absolutely fucking insane.
"No buts, I care far too much about you to take any risks." Jungkook said casually, done talking about it and leading you into your own room, and he of course follows closely after.
You stop any kind of arguing, partly because you know it's useless but also because of what he said, he actually said he cared about you. Obviously, you knew this already, but to actually hear him say that is something else entirely. You were in awe at the statement, but the reality of the situation came flooding back in as you lay in your bed, and Jungkook didn't just mean sleeping in the same room, HE MEANT THE SAME BED!
The reality of the situation being that the man you're completely obsessed with is laying right next to you, half naked, this is literally the plot to one of your many wet dreams you've had of this man. It's like a dream come true, but also a nightmare.
Your nerves are off the charts, shaking erratically at the prospect of him actually sleeping next to you. You intentionally face your body away from his, since if you could see his face so close you'd probably faint. Jungkook notices your erratic shaking, since he's in the same fucking bed as you. He quickly springs into action, wrapping his arms around your waist and pulling your back to his chest.
"Still scared about the note." He said, not even asking thinks that must be the answer, why else would you be shaking so much, it's not like the man of your dreams is in the same bed as you, shirtless.
"Y-yeah, the note, that's what it is." You lied, since the truth would be far too difficult to come out and speak. Now could you just tell him how you feel, probably, He almost definitely feels the same way, and you do really want to be with him, but it would all be too hard. You're a rich heiress to one of the biggest fortunes in the country, and he's your bodyguard, basically your employee, it wouldn't work between you too... right?
"It's okay, I promise not to let anything bad happen to you, I don't know what I'd do if something were to happen to you." He said, trying to calm you down, going as far as to rub his hand on your side, even pulling your shirt up and touching skin. He's just trying to calm you down, why else would he be running his hand along your bare side.
Okay, you have to tell him how you feel. Just by the way he says that is enough to make your heart melt, and you're already getting hard at his touch, you breath catching as he runs his hand along your side. Your breath shakes at the skin-on-skin contact. You know you can't keep it in any longer, you can't, you have to say how you feel now. Declare your lo-
"I love you y/n." He declared, not quite out of nowhere, but certainly not from somewhere either. He said it so casually, it practically rolled off his tongue like it was the most normal thing to say to someone, like saying hello, you still notice the tenderness in how he said it. Even though he said it so casually, it's still obvious that he meant what he said. You can feel it in your soul that he really does, well, love you.
You turn around so you can see him face to face, resting your hand on his cheek and looking into his stunning eyes, "Thank god you said it first." You said, grateful that at least one of you finally declared what was so obvious.
He chuckles at your statement and continues to rub your bare side, his other coming up to hold your chin. "Does that mean..."
"It means that of course I feel the same way as Jungkook. Fuck I've loved you for so long now, it was torture to keep it in." You finally declared your own love for him.
"Then why did you?" He asked.
"I didn't hear confessions from you either." You stated, pointing out the irony of his statement.
"Fuck, that's fair." That's all he says before finally laying his lips on yours.
The kiss is delicate, practically just being a long-lasting peck, but it finally becomes a kiss when he brings in the presence of tongue. Even after he lets his tongue in your mouth, it stays delicate, until it doesn't.
The kiss becomes passionate, his tongue swirling with your own as his hands go to grip your ass tightly, pulling you closer to him as he rubs his ever-present erection with your own. You moan into the kiss which only makes him dive his tongue deeper down your mouth, exploring every millimeter of it with said tongue.
You still can't believe that this is actually happening, but if this is a dream then it better not stop. Though he's gripping your ass so tightly that if it was a dream you would have woken up already.
The kiss is fucking great but dear god do you need more than just his tongue. He senses your restlessness and acts accordingly by dividing his finger in your ass.
His finger intrudes you so quickly you can't help but moan. In fact, you moan so much that you end up breaking the kiss. Jungkook takes no mind as he just tries to pleasure you more, pumping his finger in quickly so he can get you ready for the thing that really matters.
You moan from pleasure and take it upon yourself to return the favor, taking his big cock out of his pants and into your hand. Jungkook groans at the sudden touch and happily accepts it. You quickly match the pace of your hand pumping his cock with the pace of his finger.
Jungkook then fits another one inside you, causing you to grip his dick harder for some kind of leverage, making Jungkook let out another grunt from his lips.
Jungkook pumps his two fingers in and of you more, now being knuckles deep inside and intruding easily, which lets Jungkook know that you're probably ready for the real thing.
he takes his fingers out of your hole and quickly takes his clothes off, that bodyguard training being very useful since he did it all very speedily.
He fully takes off his own pants, opens your legs for better entrance, and then rubs his cock against your rim, letting out many a moan from your lips, but that's pussy shit to what's about to come.
"You ready?" He asked, voice lustful, but he also genuinely wants you to enjoy this just as much as he will.
"Born ready." You cheekily answered, ready to make love with the man you love.
"If I ever go to fast or-"
"Fuck Love please fuck me!" You accidently yell out, Jungkook only responds with a chuckle and kisses your forehead.
"You asked for it." He said, putting his lips on yours again before finally plunging his cock into you.
He starts off by just putting in bit by bit, not wanting to hurt you or go too fast, since he was so big. You're not exactly complaining, though you want to get plowed by him you're also aware that it would hurt in ways that's not even worth it if he started going so fast now, so you settle with passionately making out with him while he slowly but surely fills your hole.
After what feels like forever, he finally bottoms out, he stays still for a bit, kissing you in hopes of distracting you from the gut splitting cock currently inside of you, before eventually moving.
His thrusts start off slow and waiting, as to now break you so soon into the relationship. He's a master at taking his time, which you kind of love, with every thrust you know he cares about you enough to at least let you walk a little next morning, but these thoughts are quickly beaten out of you with the beating his dick soon does on your ass.
Though you can still feel love in every thrust, you can tell he really loves you since he starts thrusting into you like crazy, totally filling your ass again and again with his cock.
Your moans fill the room and his grunts echo through the walls, the entire mansion is probably awake and listening to the two of you making sweet love, but neither of you care. You're both used to zoning others out and just focusing on each other, especially in Jungkook's case.
He lays his forehead against yours and looks into your eyes the entire time, though his cock is splitting you open, he still wants you to know that this is an act of love, which is why his arms are completely wrapped around your waist, holding you impossibly close.
The closeness of your bodies can't hold a candle to the closeness you feel emotionally with him, but it does help. You've never felt so connected with another person and probably will never feel so close. The way he deeply kisses you mixed with the way he's holding you, and of course the fact that he's literally physically inside of you is a big part of why the moment feels so special.
After a few more thrusts you moan ear splittingly loud as you cum all over his chest, finally feeling release.
"Can I?" He asked like the sweetheart he is, in which you immediately, to fuc- I mean loved out to speak. He smiles and grunts loudly as well, not at all as loud as you but who's counting, as he too reaches climax, filling your asshole with his hot cum.
He stays inside of you, not having to move much since you both are practically already cuddling.
And that's how you both stay, Jungkook buried inside of you while holding you tightly close to him, your head resting on his muscular chest.
"I love you y/n." He declared, holding you even closer.
"I love you too, Jungkook." You declared right back, "I'm beyond ecstatic that my soulmate is also my bodyguard."
THE END
final thoughts: tell me if you got the kiss is when there's tongue reference.
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OMG
YOU SEE THIS???
RIGHT HERE????
MY RANDOM HEAD CANNON, MERHEHEHEHE.
I like to think he dosnt speak, and uses sign language. It dosnt say he dose in this but STILL. AND I KNOW ITS MOST LIKELY REFERING TO THE CARTOON BUT IDC.
I am just happy about random things lol.
Also i have abit of a theory for Bobby Bearhug (Big body)
Cause it's said she has spasuims or idk how to spell it. But like, she's also not responsive and stuff and they had to fix stuff.
The words are kinda hard to read so, I'll write them here;
Subject
Bobby Bearhug: Smiling Bigger Bodies Initiative
Observations
Three hours following awakening-observations:
Her body continues to spasm Eyelids flutter. Paws twitch.
Subject doesn't seem to show any awareness of where she is. Could sensory functions be distorted, or altogether absent? We speak to her, try to get her attention by makeing sounds, but she dose not register our attempts.
The auditory nerve in the ears directly communicates sound to the auditory cortex in the brain. It appears we may have failed at wiring the connective cords and might be forced to go back under the knife to fix this. A lack of response seems to indicate the necessity of this task.
It's clear that our procedures still haven't corrected issues with vocals, ethier. Her mouth moves, as if to speak, but nothing is said. We'll need to correct these procedures with subsequent subjects if we're to potentially have these toys interact with our children.
-End-
SO. For a unknown period of time, she couldn't speak or hear, but as far as I'm aware it says nothing about physical contact. So, I'm assuming she can still FEEL, but hearing and speaking she couldn't do. (Obviously)
There abit easier to read but I'll write them out just incase;
Several hours after awakening. She tried to stand and walk to the other side of the cell but couldn't keep her balance. She looks to be searching for help. Continuing to spasm.
She's trying to scream, but she has no voice. She's silent. I'm not sure if she knows she's not making any sound.
Conclusions:
Work will need to be done to perfect the Bigger Body formula we began with Boxy. Each iteration improves on the former. However, if we're to meet Dr. Sawyer, and produce Bigger Bodies subjects that we can integrate into a factory setting, then more work will need to be done.
As it stands, Bobby will require further experimentation. If we're to create Subject 1188 according to schematics, then each of these "Smiling Critters" will prove a good testing ground for ironing out these issues.
-end-
SO. It seems they did some more tests and put her "under the knife" some more. It dosnt seem like it helps much for her movements but it's better then motionless. Now I'm not sure if they manage to fix her speaking and hearing,
Also, the little Doodle at the bottom, you can slightly see her ribs, but with CatNap you can fully see his ribcage and he is oddly skinny. But with dogday he ISNT skinny (which also funny cause he was left to hang, now i have other theorys for that but on were on about bobby.)
Ik it's a sketch BUT STILL.
Sooooooooo, from what we know from what dogday said:
"Im.. the last.. of the smiling critters" (R.I.P sad boi-)
So we know Bobby has to have died, but we don't know how, so she has to have died from SoMtHiNg. So she could have straved to death, from what poppy told us in chapter 3 (deep sleep)
Somthing about how they hid the bodies and "feasted on them."
And from what we know about Mrs. Delight, how she killed who she saw AS HER OWN SISTERS to stay alive. And so they very much can starve.
But Bobby could have also died from one of the surgerys she went under, while trying to fix her hearing or her speaking.
She had to have gone under quite abit "to fix her" and the problems she was having.
SPEAKING OF EATING A DRINKING, how do they eat and drink, they speak and there mouth stays open cause there in a plush so uhm-? And mommy long legs mouth moves but not the smiling critters, it stays open so like... how..?
Sorry about the ramble I was just having a moment
#smiling critters dogday#smiling critters bobby bearhug#smiling critters#smiling critters catnap#catnap#dogday#bobby bearhug#experiment 1188#experiment 1186#idk dogdays experiment number help-#rambles#dogday poppy playtime#catnap poppy playtime#bobby bearhug poppy playtime#poppy playtime#poppy playtime chapter 3#poppy playtime chapter 2#poppy playtime chapter 1
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─Headcanons─
kyle x reader older ver.
hc; night owl reader
cw; none
note; me fr ⤵
There you laid, eyes completely glued to your device on the bed that currently held two. You were on your side-scrolling away even letting out a few faint laughs trying not to be so loud,, you didn't wanna wake up Kyle. But Kyle was already well awake he was facing you, his back touching the cold wall.
His hair was in a frizz, eyes droopy, and slightly annoyed. He stared at your screen trying to see what your deal was with laughing so late.
He blinked slowly, unable to actually focus on the glowy screen due to his fatigued current state. He made a faint sigh going to tap your shoulder.
"Y/n." He mumbled, lazily brushing his finger against your shirt. At first you didn't even feel nor hear his soft voice from behind but it was when he reached over your shoulder to take your phone you began to realize he was trying to get your attention.
Kyle turned off your phone, setting it underneath his pillow.
"Hey! What the hell?" You cried out
He crashes usually at 9.
It is currently 4:40 am.
He has to flip sides on the bed to avoid the blue glowing screen that was hitting his closed weary eyes.
He BEGS you to sleep, even reaching to take your phone and set it on his nightstand.
"Y/n please I beg, got to bed."
"I'm not tired"
"Well I am, no more phone. SLEEP"
He flipped over in his spot and slowly closed his eyes with a content smile now he was finally getting the sleep he needed.
Well for a second he thought.
"Have you ever noticed your ceiling is gray.."
"Alright you're sleeping on the couch tonight."
Bro does NOT play when it comes to sleep.
At school when his mom dropped you both off you could just FEEL that fatigue hit you in the face like a brick, your eyes all heavy and your vision getting blurry.
Kyle noticed you shift side to side slightly when walking to the cafeteria. He briefly let out a sigh taking your hand with his.
"I told you to sleep."
"Mm shutup.."
He quite literally rolled his eyes and shook his head.
sassy boy
You sometimes crash out on the table with your head down everyone thinks you are sad or something happened but Kyle just reassures that you were stupid and decided not to sleep.
Rubs your back though at least from feeling bad BUT he DID tell you to sleep
Kenny asks some questionable things sometimes, he knows you go over to Kyle's house
And you guys ARE dating..
Sooooooooo..
You know
🧍🏾♀️
"You know you look rough too Kyle, did you two fu-"
"No Kenny we didn't have intercourse, please shut up."
You picked up your head ready to spread some silly lies "Well there was actually this one time–"
"WE NEVER HAD SEX"
HELPP
You half asleep, like to tease him like that then immediately fall back asleep.
All day at school he tires to keep you awake in the classes he has with you in other's you just give up and nap.
When school ends and you go over to his house (again)
Idk how Shelia is allowing this forever sleepover but
He finds some melatonin gummies and gives them to you as a sweet 'treat'
Which I mean they are, they r sooo good guys🤤
He's all nice about it to he's like
"Here I found some candy for you babe." ☺️
"Oh yay, ty ky." :3
He watches you chew down the gummies with an evil smirk rubbing his hands together and shi
I'm just kidding but that is kinda funny to think about
By roughly 10 those shits start to kick and you have no idea why you're suddenly so sleepy, you yawn feeling some tears sting your eyes.
"I'm so sleepy.." You put your phone down and turn your head over to Kyle.
He has a wide smile spread on his face already in a comfortable position on his bed next to you.
You squint at him for acting so suspicious, "what did you do.."
"nothing, what ever do you mean sweetheart?" He cooed.
You continued to squint at him in uncertainty, feeling your system shut down so fast my god why were you so tried?
"They are kicking in aren't they?"
"excuse me what"
"Nevermind, come to Kyle nowww." Kyle opened his arms so he could bring you in a close embrace.
"...Those GUMMIES-"
"Shhh it's okay now, it's time for bedd."
"You ASSHOLE-" you kicked and squirmed around as he pulled you in, he gently landed a kiss on your cheek with a sweet smile then closed his eyes.
You stared up at the ceiling in defeat, your eyes closing on their own you tried desperately to keep awake but you ate so much of those things it was really hard.
Kyle's chin was rested ontop of your head with his hands around you waiting patiently for your rest.
You sighed, giving in. You slowly flipped over and gripped his black t shirt.
"Okay I'll sleep." You mumbled.
He smiled, hugging you slightly more.
"night night." (*^‿^*)
"night.."
#𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮𝙠𝙞𝙡⋆ ★#south park#south park x reader#kyle broflovski#kyle x reader#me personally sleep is dumb jk i love sleep and not sleeping#naps r the best tho o(≧▽≦)#also this has been in my drafts for a MONTH
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Jamis wants him SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BADDDDDD It's not even funny anymore (jk it's comical i'm sooooooooo here for it)
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i think i'm sooooooooo funny
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