#i'm a lying liar who lies

[bigbrainbiology]

Redraw??? From Me? More likely than you'd think <3

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[dahtwitchi]

checking tumblr is a very efficient writing trick to make more words on your fic

[orionchildofhades]

i don't know how to proceed for this sort of business but is anyone interest in beta-ing for a potential harry potter fanfic ?

i don't know who to ask, i know no one of the fandom

yes, it will include some of the marauders, as well as the golden era characters

[dudeshusband]

me: oh i don't like ricco that much

*thinks about him*

me: 🥰😳

[weekend-conspiracy-theorist]

I didn't even come close to finishing this fic in time for Halloween, even though I've been working on it literally since I posted the first entry in the tim&steph role swap au, but it turns out detective stories take way more effort to write than dumb, cheesy character interactions. who knew! (I did. I just also watched 32 horror movies this month.) anyway, I wanted to share something spooky for the holiday regardless, so here's a peek at what's to come...

"I'm not crazy," Melanie Diaz said, tightly. Her long, wavy dark hair was pulled up in a messy bun, slightly stringy with oil and sweat, and her jaw was clenched tight. She picked at her long sleeve tshirt, where it was pilling near the bend of her elbow.

"I know."

She snorted, rolling her eyes, and took a step away from him as she waved a hand in the air. "Yeah, it's that simple. I tell you I'm seeing ghosts, and you just--"

"Hey," Tim interjected calmly, holding up a placating hand. "Look, first, there are lots of things that can cause hallucinations. Mold, gas leaks, fear gas. This is Gotham, after all."

"I told you, I'm not--"

"That would not make you crazy," Tim told her firmly. "It would mean that there was a physical substance in your apartment causing a measurable chemical reaction in your brain. Hell," he snorted, "even if you are just hallucinating because you're hallucinating, there's still a chemical reaction happening in your brain. What's happening to you is very real, in one way or another. Alright?" He gestured her over to the couch, crouching down next to her as she sat and offering her his hand. After a short, distrustful moment, she took it, squeezing her eyes tightly shut.

"But I actually had both a second and a third point that you never let me get to," Tim added gently. "Second is that there is plenty of technology that could be utilized to make you think you were hallucinating. Speakers, projectors, stuff along those lines. And, third, and perhaps most importantly, we live in a world where Wonder Woman exists, and a stage magician who is actually magic is one of the most powerful members of the Justice League." He settled his other hand over hers and offered a gentle squeeze. "Those kinds of things don't bleed over to boring, normal people like us all that often, but it still wouldn't be completely unheard of if you were actually being haunted."

"Oh, god." Melanie groaned, setting her other hand over top of Tim's and bending over to press her forehead to it.

"Whatever is happening, we are going to figure it out together," Tim promised her. Something wet slipped between her fingers as her chest heaved silently.

[arsenicpanda]

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)

[nikoisme]

You can't take any gold or rings further than the grave

[splashporpoise]

i'll wake up early to finish my work... yeah... i will...

[khaoray]

Well, P'Joe was so nervous that he couldn't sleep. He fell asleep in the morning. I couldn't wake him up. [...] Really? Where did you go last night? Nowhere.

[chanrizard]

he just. plopped down in his lap

[theusernameiwantisntavailable]

[Your modifier is the 'Demon King of Salvation']

Bonus without the background and lighting under the cut because I'm super proud of the wings

[worstloki]

mysterious lotus casebook is so funny??? i'm only 3 episodes in

[ananke-xiii]

It's totally just my images-fuelled brain's fault but the pipeline from Chuck smiting Jack and Sam shooting Chuck to Sam shooting Cas and Cas smiting Not-Jack is kinda real.

(This is not a 100% original thought of mine but it was inspired by one of @shallowseeker 's insightful metas)

[ratcandy]

the three types of characters i am allowed make

bad mom

angry old man

lying liar who lies (about their identity) (can overlap with the other two)

[qulizalfos]

update: local writer Wrote.

i want to believe by (qulizalfos) on ao3

“The water,” Will says, crossing to Mike’s side. His hand, the one turned the shade of fresh ink, extends to cover Mike’s, and there’s that thing again, that sensation of something, nothing, everything. Sparks and warmth, and cool, steady constants and everything in between. Mike could stay here forever, but his throat is getting drier by the minute, so that’s probably not very realistic. will and mike survived the upside down which unfortunately forces them to confront their Shit capital S. official liza qulizalfos signed apology for ending the future is a benevolent black hole like that.

FOR @taeiris THANK YOU FOR YOUR INSANE ART which inspired this piece

if any of you remember, it's from this miwip wednesday!!!

tagging @elsbianism as promised!! hope you enjoy el!! thank you for your lovely reply to the post <33

[screamingcrows]

I need someone to get a gun-