#i'm cooked

[cinderduck]

Get this mirror OUT OF MY HEAD

[lovesick-joey]

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Our boss hates this guy but damn ain't he fine as hell 😏💦

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[gentlehornbill]

hi tumblr I'm k5shasstuf an d I'm inside YOUR HOUSE

[goblin-on-fire-art]

Day 18 - King

I spent so long working on this so you guys better appreciate it

Stained glass design under the cut

[imaginariumwanderer]

Mkay last post before logging off. Featuring silly pixel art I made w/ my mouse.

This chart was actually made out of pure self-indulgent a while back with no intention of being posted, I ended up scribbling(?) all over the thing. Hopefully it's readable when zoomed in.

It's "my ship in 5 minutes" but I can make it 30 if you want. WARNING: Tons of sappy yapping+pixel art download under cut.

About "tropes": The trope is called Angel-Devil shipping, oh but I don't think PV is an angel. He's more like a God for SM (at least that's my preference)… Thinking at all the possible tropes that suits them make me really wonder why some people consider Shadowvanilla a crack/pro ship. Enemies to lovers or villain/hero ships have been pretty archetypal since the day of olds. Compared to all the ships I've encountered in the past… Shadowvanilla is more or less the "slightly out of the norm" on the "problematic ships scale" <- typing this out make me feel like an old fandom veteran haha

About "how it happens": I have no idea where to put PV on that chart. He's the one who approached first, but not out of romantic intents, him falling for SM is as unexpected as can be. SM fell first and slowly, and in 'slow' I meant decades upon decades. It's inevitable, painfully so, spending all those years watching over this cookie who's so perfect in his imperfections, how could one not feel something? Of course it's not so simple, that 'something' is a horrid mixture of disgust, envy, hatred, understanding, both the need to preserve and destroy… And maybeee the tiniest crumb of affection? SM realized something around the first couple hundredth years mark, he then spends the next thousands in denial of it. No matter. Whether it's PV or the Soul jam, his birth-given rights. SM knows what he wants and he WILL get what he wants. (He's wrong on both fronts. And somewhere in the back of his mind, SM knows that. But he'll never admit it. He'll never ever admit anything. Until it's too late. In a way, the same goes for PV)

About a certain someone who's not clingy, but would die for attention: I think PV gets lonely easily. As he's hyper-aware of himself and considerate of others, appearing clingy is the last thing PV wants. So PV would put extra efforts in taking care of those around him, be it cookies, animals or the greenery in his garden. A healer is always busy, always helpful. If he's always needed by others then he would never be afraid of being alone. Ironically enough, this ended up making PV come off as a little overbearing. As of late, the only ones able to see through the facade are Hollyberry cookie and you-know-who.

Other scattered thoughts: These two are completely different yet can't be more similar, on the various sliding scales they're either stuck to one another or are flung to both ends. On another note, honestly I can't see these two doing anything domestic together, the most I can see is cooking, which is basically the same as magic in the cookie world. Anyways, are they in "love"? Are they dating? Not really, no. It's more of a a parasitic-turned-symbiotic-soulbond, a will-they-won't-they-destroy-the-world situationship (iykyk) I do enjoy relationships that's hard to put into words. Their feelings are somehow romantic, somewhat deranged and something much, much deeper.

My desire to ship these two comes from the desire to see them grow beyound their archetypes. Being with PV does give SM the chance to be horrible as can be, yeah, but I'd like to think SM does have a personality outside of being a villainous tormentor. He spends so long observing others, and now for the first time he's being seen. Now SM have met someone who can see right through him, who can glimpse into those dammed vulnerabilities of his. Being with SM does let us see PV in his darkest moments, but it's at the same time the moments where PV can shine the most, to prove SM that his ideals isn't naïveté or simple platitudes. In canon, SM+PV works well as enemies, but it is the many contradictions born when romance is added into the mix that got me shipping. They simultaneously break down and bolster one another's greatest traits. Like binary stars, they orbit around the other, so close yet so far apart, lest they collide. They could've been so perfect for each other. But not in this life, or the next, or the next...

Pixel art time! I have way too much fun w/ Smilk's many faces, his and PV's combined came to around 22 expressions. These are quick to made due to their small size (25x25 px). Zip file includes both the og and 75x75 sizes. I don't mind if any Vanilla milkshakers might use these, just please remember to read the my art terms and conditions first! (which can be found in my About)

Some disclaimer: some images may have different names. This is the first time I'm using Getuploader so sorry if something broke.

Link

[annasolovey]

1419

He felt life was meaningless all of a sudden. In the end, he dies too. Of grief and sorrow.

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Но не сомкнуть кольцо седых холмов,

И узок путь по лезвию дождя,

И не ищи — ты не найдешь следов,

Что Воин Вереска оставил, уходя

With regards to all that post about possible kcd3 plot, Henry probably joining Zizka for Hussite wars and Hans being on opposite side for battle of Zivohost

I have vision

Hans seeing Henry dying by Eric's hand, killing Eric, holding Henry's body in the battle aftermath

and after all that leaving Petr Konopistsky side, effectively never fighting in Hussite wars afterwards

And dying himself later that year

[birdiepfft]

OBSESSION.

context.

[shyberro]

How many more decades

Would an end for us be satisfied

Maybe just a moment

Just a glimpse of what we could

[kinogane]

Not insignificantly embarrassing the extent to which "and 15 other students" is a fucking activation phrase for me

[bigchumpus]

Wild Life wip I never finished

[f3ytal]

His Smile..

Is genuinely the reason I keep crushing on this man... His smile has a HOLD on me like no other. It feels like a warm breeze 🥺

I think I'm in looooove... fffuuuuuu--

[ducktracy]

(TREAD CAUTIOUSLY AS SOUNDTRACK NAMES ARE POTENTIALLY SPOILERY!)

BUT THE SOUNDTRACK FOR TDTEBU IS OUT NOW!!! PLEASE GIVE THESE A LISTEN because this soundtrack is SOOOOO GOOD

[gothic-marsy]

Newt final design

Chat... I finally fucking finalized ts. I just need to make a better ref sheet! But this is what I have for him for rn.

I will be making a lore post soon :3

[dancing-drake]

This... @notanaliendefinetelynot has been staring at me for hours.

Has someone got the number of those guys in black saved?

[mashkdemss]

School is killing art.

I would draw thousands of byler art if I didn't have homework to do

(But I actually have exams in a month but due to my hyperfixation I haven't even started studying for them yet. I'm so cooked)

[bastardcatthings]

When I'm in a give Max's driving compliments competition and my opponent is nico rosberg