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Live picture of my reaction every time I see someone make a headcanon that Tyler is an irresponsible student like this kid isn't trying his best to keep his grades up really high while being a star athlete to get a college scholarship, despite being stuck in a nightmare dimension with creatures that want to kill him for seven whole hours every day and not knowing if he or his sister will survive long enough to actually have a future:
#i'm going to commit a murder#if ppl don't stop mischaracterizing him#like him and taylor are both responsible students that are working hard towards their future#why is that so hard to understand#Like NO#HE WOULD NOT SKIP ASSIGNMENT TO GO HAVE FUN#DID NONE OF THESE PPL READ CHAPTER 48 & 49#THIS MAN HASN'T HAD FRIENDS OR FUN UNTIL VERY RECENTLY#HIS PRIORITY WAS TAKING CARE OF HIS FAMILY AND MAKING SURE HE AND TAYLOR BOTH HAVE A FUTURE#I'm done ranting now#sorry#this isn't directed at anyone specific#I was just angry so no bullying#school bus graveyard#school bus graveyard webtoon#sbg#sbg (webtoon)#tyler hernandez#taylor hernandez#hernandez twins
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Me: *trying to exist peacefully* The visiting relative I dislike: *LOUDLY TALKING TO HERSELF CONSTANTLY*
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Au where Conan is a weed dealer. Cue him sitting inside Kogoro's office and laughing calmly with bloodshot, red eyes while smoking.
taking down the B.O. the "normal" way is taking too long. Conan and Haibara are going to build a criminal empire so large it will chase them out of business and they're going to start it by selling meth without getting caught because who would even suspect them?
#asks#dcmk#detective conan#'it's pride month kids you know what that means' repeating endlessly in my head#shout out to that one case where conan was like 'taking drugs is as evil as committing murder'#also same case where the americans were like 'we're gonna name our restaurant K3 which stands for three Ks' bro.... brooo#sorry for going a bit off topic from the original prompt..#i've started watching breaking bad and i'm really feeling that 'walter white stop lying to your poor wife' post#my art#edogawa conan#haibara ai#agasa hiroshi
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Hello Fellow My Chemical Romancers (i apologise for the lack of ray toro i promise i will draw him soon)
#testing the mcr fandom waters so see if those 400+ notes were a botta di culo or if people actually enjoy my art#these are sketches so it's probably gonna go worse but i shall try anyways. i don't care That much#anyways this is the 3rd time i try to post this if it doesn't work i'm gonna commit mass murder#mcr#mine#art#my art#my chemical romance#my chem#mcr art#mcr fanart#gerard way#frank iero#mikey way
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#hyperfixation still going strong#i love this little guy#even tho he committed murder#a lot of it#I'm so normal about the sand siblings#i am obssessed with them#sabaku no gaara#gaara of the sand#gaara#naruto#naruto fanart#anime#anime fanart#artists on tumblr
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Hey, do you remember this fic of mine? So, Damian is about to grow up from Robin and become his own vigilante! But I need help choosing a name for him.
#survey#ao3 fanfic#batfam#cryptid batfamily#bruce wayne is a good dad#jason todd is happy#batman#damian wayne is less likely to commit murder#at least among family#He is outgrowing the Robin mantle!#i don't know what i'm doing#send help#He's going to pass the mantle to Carrie now#damian wayne#carrie kelley#cryptid batman#Cryptid batfam
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As someone that gets asks n messages filled with creepy shit and am waiting for a breast reduction. We should be able to kill these fucks together
let's! start! killing people!!
#let's just start fully beheading ppl!!!!#i'm gonna go full walking dead throat-bite on somebody#I was gonna say LET👏 WOMEN 👏 COMMIT 👏 MURDER 👏👏👏👏👏#but i don't know if you're a woman but like the sentiment is still there. let's buy a gun#sergle answers#comrade!
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Playing dating sims be like:
✨ Rizzing ✨ the Love Interest:

Getting ✨ rizzed ✨ by the Love Interest:

#vinland saga#askeladd#based on that Askeladd bamboozle meme xD#tag all the dating sims that made you feel this way#a date with death#I expected Casper to be cute but holy shit he’s ILLEGALLY cute (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾#I really love the back-and-forth between MC and him#monster prom#would commit arson and punch the sun for Damien xD#dramatical murder#nitrochiral#Noiz has the best written route and has the best chemistry with Aoba period#the whole scrap sequence and him wanting to give up but choosing not to gave me goosebumps#boyfriend to death#(does this even count?)...#I will never get over the scene when MC had the chance to escape and chose ✨depravity✨ with Lawrence xD#I love making Law squirm I'm sorry#I cannot keep it PG with that man#lucky dog 1#Ivan made my heart go 'FUCK! SHIT! FUUUUCCKK!' xD#meeting in the flesh#<----this one is super underrated#you can get it for free on itch.io and trust me it's of such good quality despite being a free game#it's just such a cozy game with sublime writing and worldbuilding#also it's just ~romantic~ like hello??#the writing is just amazing
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I watched the new venom movie (the last dance) (idk if it's even new anymore) and this was the one sided text chain I had with a friend while watching it. (Does contain cursing and murder plotting (as a joke pls don't send the police after me-))
#venom symbiote#venom comics#venom the last dance#venom#i hate this movie#why was it made#I'm going to commit murder#srsly tho#why would they kill him 😭#thats like killing bucky barnes :(#not cool#thats what it is
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Rewatching Bed Friends
Dori 🐠: Only on episode 4 and I am already so angry for what Uea has and will endure during the course of this show. The writers really just wanted to make his life absolutely terrible. It's weird to both hate and love something at the same time.
Also, King isn't perfect, except when he is. It makes it so much worse when he fails Uea later, but he redeems himself.

#I'm ready to commit murder#that mother has to go#she is worse than the monster she let touch her kid!!!#rewatch#😍 gifs#bed friends#kinguea#gmd post#gmd rambling#gmd dori
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Something about the fact that it's been revealed that in Doomsday, it's a race to Loki I'm pretty sure it's what the Russo brothers said, I see this as a wonderful opportunity to bring back Sassy Loki. They are an absolute DIVA and Loki while have solitary at Yggdrasil for some time at this point (depending on how time moves there obviously) but I miss our sarcastic diva and I need to see him again
#i also saw someone say something about Thor seeing Loki again and i kinda sobbed for a hot minute#also if they somehow kill Loki again I'm going to commit murder istg#loki laufeyson#marvel#avengers doomsday#avengers#mcu
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how is winter part 4 treating everyone
#the snow. i;m gonna starting maiming#it's APRIL#the daffodils aren't even here yet i'm going to commit murders#ace txt
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I always try to be friendly to the Mercy or Ana on my team but most of the time it turns against me like sweetie patootie I pinky swear I wasn't trying to get a pocket pls I was just being nice I have performance anxiety now
#whenever a Mercy decides to pocket me as Phara I just break into a cold sweat#like nooo bby I already can barely land my rockets go pull out the glock and commit murders I'll watch your back#or the Ana looking me dead in the eyes and telling me her Nano is ready while I'm playing Moira#and me desperately saying noooo#funniest shit is me and the homie competing for who can rizz up the Ana/Mercy faster#overwatch
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absolutely spectacular that this fucked up podcast that updates once a month is apparently loadbearing to my mental health rn
#malevolent#I'm a simple man#i hear a sad wet cat of a man whimpering and committing increasingly brutal murder#i go :)
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ok so i watched Timecut and I'm so confused what exactly the timeline with the murders is supposed to be.
(Spoilers)
So possibility 1:
Did Quinn after the River incident decide to murder everyone and then either quickly build the timemachine or already have it handy and then everything just happened chronologically? Like River inicent -> Murder 1 -> Murder 2 -> (he tries to give Summer the letter) -> Murder 3 -> time-travels away to whereever to not get caught
But that doesn't really make sense because 1) why would he give Summer that letter after already revenge-murdering all her friends? and 2) murder-Quinn said Summer told him she would never be able to love him like that. Which didn't happen in the original-timeline we saw. Quinn tried to give Summer the letter but that other guy pulled her away before he even had the opportunity to and we see everything Summer does from then on and she gets murdered like ten minutes later so it's not like it could have happened off-screen. and most glaringly 3) how would murder-Quinn even know any time travel rules since he just got started and when exactly did he time travel and where to and when does Lucy get involved and nothing about this makes sense. So this is probably not what happened.
So (more likely) possibility 2:
Did Quinn after the River inicent make the whole plan to years later travel back in time and murder everyone?
So what would have happened is River incident -> spends years building the Timemachine -> travels back (probably from 2023 for consistency purposes, from a timeline where Summer and everyone was alive and Lucy never existed) -> Murders 1&2 happen -> (2003-Quinn tries to give Summer the letter but doesn't get the opportunity to so what even is up with him in the alternate future (=Lucy's timeline) that would have created because it seemingly isn't the one murder-Quinn remembers, because he said he got rejected verbally) -> new timeline is created where Lucy exists -> this causes Lucy to travel back in time and prevent (some of) the murders.
So that would mean that Lucy's timeline was already a timetravel altered timeline and before Quinn timetraveled there was a Lucy-less, murderless timeline with a bitter Quinn.
But what was the time machine doing in that barn then? Like it can't just have been standing there since 2003 because someone would have noticed it. And it can't have just been left over from murder-Quinn traveling back because that wouldn't have happened in Lucy's timeline, because if the murders had already happened in her timeline Lucy-timeline-Quinn therefore wouldn't have any need to travel back in time and make them happen.
So to summarize, there's a third timeline we never get to see where murder-Quinn came from, but then how tf did Lucy herself timetravel?
possibility 3:
Quinn created a timeloop
so he planned the murders -> build the time machine -> travels back in time from 2023 to 2003 -> murders everyone (while this timelines 2003-Quinn pretty much knows what's happening because he's already planning to do the same thing) -> 2003-Quinn lives in a timeline where the murders happen -> still builds the time machine -> travels back to make the murders happen again = so time loop, basically harry potter time-turner rules.
But again, that's not consistent because murder-Quinn should still remember the timeline where he never had the opportunity to give Summer the letter instead of getting rejected like he said. because the timeline where no murders ever happened never existed because it's a timeloop. So everything that happens while time travelling actually already happened and all he does is ensure it happens again.
Except if it's a mixture between 2 & 3 i guess, where it's not really a loop and still kind of linear.
so possibilty 4 i guess:
plans murder -> builds machine -> lives in time where no one died -> travels back -> murders -> but then either murder-Quinn would have to wait around to create the loop himself or Lucy-original-timeline-Quinn would have to travel back to create the loop but that doesn't make sense because again, wrong memories and also wouldn't there have to be two murder-Quinn's in that case? one from the murder-free-timeline and one from the Lucy-timeline ensuring the timeloop? Or murder-Quinn travels back to 2003 and murders and then travels back to the future (so Lucy's timeline) to immediatley go back to ensure that the murders still happen?
So fully chronological (from murder-Quinn's perspective) it would be:
River incident -> gets rejected by Summer -> decides to murder her & starts to build the time machine for it -> travels back from 2023 to 2003 -> murder 1&2 -> (due to altered timeline the Quinn actually living in 2003 doesn't get to give Summer the letter but also he's entirely irrelevant to everything) -> murder 3 -> murder-Quinn travels right after the murder in the barn from 2003 back to 2023 which is now the Lucy-timeline (we ignore that he somehow had to already have the time machine set up there) -> immediatley gets back in the time machine once he arrives in 2023 and travels from the new future (=Lucy-timeline) to 2003 to ensure everything still happens because now there still needs to be some kind of time loop -> that's the flashing light Lucy sees in the barn that causes her to go to 2003 (why didn't the time machine go with him, why is there still that thing they needed to steal in order for it to work in it??? but whatever)
(or maybe the flashing light was murder-Quinn arriving in the Lucy-timeline after travelling back. which would explain why the time machine is there and why it's still got "fuel" (since he was planning on traveling back immediatley) which would mean he'd have to??? build a second time machine to go back to 2003? since Lucy travelled to 2003 with his? or maybe he already had a back-up time machine? and where did he even go like why did Lucy even have the opportunity to get in the time machine before he travelled back? but i guess maybe he wanted to take a look at what Lucy-timeline-2023 looked like before traveling back? but if that happened i feel like he should be significantly more pissed off at Lucy. and honestly why isn't he like he has to have known she didn't belong in 2003 since he already lived it (twice?) so...why isn't he going after her considering she's messing with his entire plan) ->
technically because Lucy-timeline Quinn never had reason to build the time machine and plan the murders they're now again in the murder-less timeline 2003, so the murders murder-Quinn just committed (from his perspective) never happened and he has to redo all of them. So the murder-Quinn we see in the movie from his perspective has actually already done everything Lucy remembers and was literally just about to do everything the same again but obviously Lucy fucks that up.
Honestly even though I'm not entirely sure that's consistent with the (very few) rules the movie established, that's probably the theory with the least plot holes (at least as far as my extremly tired brain is concerned). But I'm kind of doubting that's what the movie was actually going for.
Then there are also the less thought out but still existent possibilities:
Or possibility 5:
murder-Quinn time traveled after every single murder.
But where would he get that fancy thingy they needed to steal in order to timetravel all the time. Or I guess he could just always travel somewhere where they just have a lot of supply but still the time machine is pretty heavy and it's not like he can just carry it around in his pocket so????
Or possibility 6:
he murdered Summer first and then travelled back to murder everyone else.
explains how the whole got-rejected-then-decided-to-murder thing fits but still doesn't explain the fact that he did not actually get rejected in the flashback we see. Also doesn't explain anything else about anything murder-Quinn says. So. No.
I feel like they probably meant for it to just be possibility 2, but it doesn't even matter because for most of the possibilites where 2003-Quinn isn't actually doing the murdering and time traveling, he's got to come from a murder-free timeline so why not help explain that with at least flashbacks to murder-Quinn's original timeline while he's having his evil villain monologue?
And maybe crank up the tragedy a bit more, like really hammer it down how much his life sucked during those 20 years because right now it seems pretty ridiculous to hold a grudge for all that time, enough to be a grown man travelling back in time to murder your high school crush that rejected you because she's a lesbian, especially considering she probably would have come out at some point within those 20 years considering she was actually already planning it.
I mean yeah murder-Quinn obviously thought it was personal, but shouldn't he have checked up on what his timelines Summer was up to in her life before actually travelling back to murder her? I mean obviously incels gonna incel but considering they want us to believe that ending-timeline-Quinn really is a good person who would never do something like that and wasn't just, you know, one rejection away from spending the next twenty years planning a murder, they really should have done something more.
And also like at least give us a bit more of an existential crisis from Lucy's side realising that not only was she only born because her sister was murdered but she is specifically the product of someone time travelling back to murder her sister, so a future where she never existed has basically already happened and she really just existed in the short space between murder-Quinn travelling back to 2003 and her following him? Like honestly the true horror in this movie was just purely existential.
So yeah to summarise: they really should have spend two more minutes explaining what actually happened so I didn't have to spend so much time overthinking it.
#timecut#spoilers#i don't even know why this bothers me so much#like i guess it was a fun movie that had potential to be better but??? why did i feel the need to write all that#it's not even like i'm bothered by any of the other plot holes#i just think if they were going to go with an alternate-timeline murderer plot twist then at least TAKE FIVE SECONDS TO ACTUALLY EXPLAIN#like it would have been so cool to get a flashback to a third timeline#where we see everything that happened before the timeline with the murders ever happened#but nooo instead we got a lot of scenes that included too much silence#like if we're doing time travel shenanigans at least truly commit to it
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(Gets to the end of the most recent Worlds Beyond Number episode. Yells out loud.) FUCK!
#Worlds Beyond Number#Well this is bad#Are we not caring about the fact that this was rigged Coven of Elders?#Like how the fuck was Wren going to parlay while cursed?#Is no one caring about that?#Hey folks?#Folks I think the Man in Black is playing you all#Is anyone listening HELLO?#DOES THE CITADEL NOT GET A LAWYER?#HEY CAN WE BRING TERMS TO THIS COMMUNITY BEFORE GOING MASS MURDER ON THEM?#HELLO?#Poor Suvi oh my god girl I'm so sorry#Like no fucking wonder the Citadel is trying to spy on this meeting#From their perspective this is just another group plotting to tear them down without even attempting a peaceful resolution first#Listen I am aware that the people in the Citadel who are shady motherfuckers#There is likely a lot of corruption up top#And some systemic issues that need to be addressed#BUT ANY SOCIETY CAN SAY THAT#WE DON'T NUKE THEM FOR IT#Honestly I don't think we have enough concrete information yet#Suvi's right this is all circumstantial and coming from people who have already decided where they stand on this conflict#This trial was a sham#And frankly they were trying to kill Ame because they knew she wouldn't approve#I'm on side let's not commit a genocide
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