#idk what to name it anyways

[snowysoong]

ok y’all remember my last art post about the toxic daforge yaoi

i will tell u guys more infact.

so this au brewing in my head for MONTHS but basically something infects the enterprise and they get fucking LAUNCHED outside federation territory where no ones been and after that data is infected by whatever it was bc all the machinery is infected by it and you know. data. android. yea

this infection is up to no good bc he has control over the enterprise now and (get this) KILLS EVERYONE. except geordi. geordis spared. this is the toxic yaoi part cuz somewhere in there data is still like “no. that is my boyfriend.”

so geordi would basically be trapped on the enterprise with no way of the ship or knowing where the hell he is

oh yeah and my idea is also that like. data connected to the entire enterprise due to the infection but has to stay in engineering to stay connected. so you could imagine geordi would go down there bc hes the fucking head engineer. gay people fight breaks out and geordis visor is snapped in half he is now half blind :3

lore fans i didnt forget about you guys hes in this au too! not for long tho! the au takes place between brothers and descent so while hes doing whatever the fuck he finds the enterprise and transports onto it. geordi fills him in on everything and for a while theyre stuck with eachother (no this is not lore x geordi bait THIS IS A TOXIC DAFORGE YAOI AU!!!!)

not for long tho lore confronts data and uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he gets mami madoka magicaified (decapitated) yeah

BY THE WAY THIS IS IN NO WAY ROMANTICIZING TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS!!!!!! this should NOT be interpreted as a healthy relationship, this is a man clinging on to his old happy memories while his supposed boyfriend completely changes as a person. DONT ROMANTICIZE THIS.

i hope this is understandable help……….

@hermannsprecursors this is for u :3

[nocek]

And we all should be jelly.

(at least Miguel is so maybe they are closer to that dumb triangle than Wade thought XD)

[rythyme]

a lot of the popular "queerbait" ships are just "these two characters are friends / they stood close together once" but every once in a while i'll stumble into an unfamiliar ship tag and see shit like "in episode 169 Scrungko gives Blorbis multiple prostate orgasms with an anal vibrator while pretending to date him" and like. idk what the hell is going on there. but if it's not queerbait then they just invented something even more insane. maybe y'all are right sometimes.

[tibli]

I love when arthropods have a pseudopupil. It's so whimsical and cute, and they come in so many varieties!!

little kitty cat eyes!!!

bombastic side eyes!!!!

cartoon character eyes!!!!

bigass anime eyes!!!!!

BE NOT AFRAID eyes!!!!!

[critterbitter]

Blitzle getting obliterated by a flying type is peak comedy to me, sorry guys.

BONUS:

(Masterpost)

[yanderespamton78]

Edit since a lot of people seem confused - your "real" name is the name that you want to be referred to in real life. It doesn't have to be your legal name. So if you're trans and you have a different name to whats on your birth certificate, even if not many people call you by the name, it still counts as your real name.

Edit 2 : Holy shit guys please stop reblogging this post my poor inbox im getting like 20 notifs an hour asjfhkajshdkh /lh /srs

[lvnesart]

Fellas, what would you do if your dad came back from overseas with a man by his side and visibly looked like he got mauled and also his new boyfriend is a decade younger than him

[katabay]

WOW this has been ROUGH in the Life Events category of things, but. slowly crawling out of that. hopefully

this was the opening scene for a something I started writing after watching the Manben inverview with Nishi Keiko and thinking back to all the classic shoujo manga I stayed up reading back in the day, like damn that's so true Urasawa Naoki

it's partially a love letter to all the greats of the genre that I read, and also to the late night teleseryses that captivated me over the years lmao. it'd be nice to find the time to tackle it properly as a comic, but I'm having fun working on it recreationally :)

✨but since it's recreational, some character info✨

the first character seen is lawrence 'law' valenciano (late 30s), the one with the glasses is cris volante (mid-later 20s). law works at a karinderya, cris is an extremely broke university student.

⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app / insta / tip jar!

[emerald-emerlad]

[ID: The Drake no/yes meme. First, Drake is shown frowning and pushing out his hand in a negative motion next to the text "jon and martin". Then Drake is shown nodding appreciatively with an approving expression next to the text "norris and chester" in distorted Zalgo text. End ID]

[tekkiperson]

90's MTV cartoon au again WIP

I'm not sure their thing would be, but I bet they'd try to merge different genres like they did in that one episode (and fail miserably)

[asbestos-11]

the pookies of all time <3333333333333

[twinstxrs]

sam nightingale fabian seacaster deeply tethered in the sense that whenever zelda & gorgug broke up i think they both were very emotionally supportive and there for their friend while also having clearly & openly thought the whole time that zelda/gorgug could’ve done better. also they’re both rich popular bards with talking vehicles who got left alone in their big house at the beginning of a school year so there’s that.

[puppyeared]

(guy who has never played cotl) haha au time

[gynii]

im finally free from finals, so take these gay people !

[cobaltfluff]

I genuinely thought it was his stage name ???? who names their child the equivalent of herlock sholmes??????

bonus because my joker is, unfortunately, an idiot:

[majunju]

happy birthday, dearest