#if asks

[fables-if]

Hello again! (I promise this'll be the last for today I'll badger you again tomorrow hmm? what was that? I didn't say anything, no)

How would the cast react to a MC that was big and strong, with a face that yelled 'can and will kill you if you do stupid shit', but is actually a teddy bear softer and mushier than overcooked pasta? The biggest cinnamon roll. Oh, and clingy. Tons of hugs, cheek kisses, shy blushes, and lots, lots of being surrounded by animals.

Hello again, Otter. I love your questions, you're not bothering me one bit ❤️.

l love this prompt.

Ana: Honestly, I think Ana would loooooove it. She doesn't get intimidated easily so she wouldn't feel threatened by MC's murderous vibes and would just treat them kindly. Once she gets to know MC and realizes they are a big-time softie, I think she would be even more interested in them. She's pretty bossy and dominating in general so I feel like she would absolutely take charge in the friendship or relationship and would be loving it. She would absolutely live up to the "Excuse me, they asked for no pickles" while the giant MC hides behind her LMAO. I don't want to spoil anyone but because of a certain situation in her life, she has always felt like she has no control over it and has felt pretty helpless about her situation, so having a partner or a friend that is so soft and sweet would be beneficial for her. It would also make her want to take charge of her own life and try to live it the best she can while protecting her loved ones. Also, she would love to tease the MC and make them blush furiously by flirting with them.

Diego/Diana/Dix: Diego/Diana/Dix would have a hard time with it at first. They have always been very focused on being taken seriously, and being seen as someone that you shouldn't mess with so meeting someone who is so intimidating as the MC and discovering their soft interior would be hard for them. Because they couldn't afford to remain soft due to some situation in their life. They would have mixed feelings about MC; mainly some envy, and even a bit of disgust due to some internalized ideas but also once they get to know MC a little bit better, a huge want to protect them. To protect them, and to learn from them and maybe even a desire to start being a bit more in touch with their emotions. In the end, once the relationship has deepened (as friends or lovers) Diego/Diana/Dix would be a lot more amorous, sweet, and soft, finally allowing themselves to be vulnerable around someone they trust. They would also bond over their love of animals since they treat Aspen and Vesper as their children.

Anne/An/Antón: Anne/An/Antón already knows MC is a softie, they watched them grow up and grew up alongside them. They might be surprised to find them more intimidating than before since it has been a long time since they last saw each other. Anne/An/Antón knows MC's favourite comfort food, how shy they truly are, and how much they enjoy cuddling and little animals.

So they would set up sleepovers where they would watch movies and cuddle and would invite the MC over to the farm so they could meet all the animals. They would absolutely be very physical (like holding hands, hugging a lot, a ton of cheek kisses) with them because it's something both of them enjoy. It's something that comes pretty naturally to them since they have known each other since they were children. They just know how to take care of their best friend and enjoy being around them. Maybe at first, Anne/An/Antón wouldn't be as affectionate since it has been a while since they last spoke to each other, so they would first look for reassurance and to be a little bit closer to each other, and then they would ask for consent to be physically close to them.

Bingen:

Bingen would be super intimidated by MC and would get super nervous around them but externally he's just this huge guy with a resting bitch face so they would be making each other nervous before getting to know each other.

Once the friendship has developed, I think they would laugh at the fact that they thought the other was scary or intimidating. Bingen's social anxiety would lessen when he's around the mc because he feels understood and cared for. I can just see Bingen getting overwhelmed and MC holding his hands and hugging him to help him calm down. If they start a relationship they would be the most cheesy couple that has ever existed. Bingen would hide little notes for MC in the books he recommends them and the notes would be the most sweet and romantic thing ever. This prompt was super fun to write. I feel like at first Ana would be most appealed to by this MC followed by Bingen then Anne/An/Antón and finally Diego/Diana/Dix but they would all end up loving them like crazy.

[fleur-du-soleil-immortel]

🔧 WRENCH - are they good at fixing relationships? or do they tend to avoid doing so?

A- both, it really depends. Even though they have a hostile, icy and rude personality, they have a way with words. When it comes to political relationships where they can benefit, yes. When it comes to personal relationships, they would not try, very few people they will try to amend things with, those of their inner circle.

W- absolutely they will try to amend things, they cherish those around them and if there is something they can do to fix what they had with someone, they will.

C- no, not unless they are very special. They don't care what others think and while they aren't arragont, they also aren't humble. They can be stubborn as well.

Asher- yes and no, they don't really have deep serious relationships outside A, L and W, you could probably count R. Even then they are kinda unserious when it comes to relationships both intimate and friendships, they also acknowledge this. If they seriously messed up they would do their part to try to amend.

L- absolutely they would attempt to repair it. No question.

R- nope, even if they were in the wrong they are stubborn. They would pout for a long time and only Apologize after a long sulking period. Unless it's an intimate relationship or they have really hurt you then they would quickly Apologize. They are working on it, they don't want to end up like their father afterall.

[catmask]

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

[pirateprincessjess]

“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

[yuttikkele]

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

[xenasaur]

seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴

you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you

[abdalsalam2000]

The ceasefire agreement was reached and joy is floating among the Palestinian people

[daftpatience]

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

[lapdogchase]

did… did she do that?

[beholdthemem]

My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

[fables-if]

Again, please feel free to take your time answering as I swarm your ask box!

How would the romanced ROs react to MC crying, especially when they rarely cry? They find out that MC does cry, but just not in front of them (or like, anyone other than Rami) cause 'I don't wanna be a bother sniffles'

Also, please include Granny too, with kid MC (though I doubt kid MC would be any good at hiding it, but what do I know lol)

God, I love these questions, Otter. I'm so grateful you have taken an interest in my little story and characters <3 Ana: Ana would immediately be worried that they're physically harmed and would go to check for a wound. Once she confirms MC is okay, at least their body is okay, she would hug MC and let them cry and try to make them tell her what's going on? or at least to unburden themselves with her. Once she hears them say "I don't wanna be a bother" she'll get furious internally because who dares tell someone as precious as them that they are a bother. She would immediately try to reassure them that they are not a bother, that she wants to get to know them all, not just the "nice parts" and that above everything she's there for them. To talk, to blow off steam, to be vulnerable... to do anything they need to. After that, she would regularly check with MC, making sure they're okay and leaving constant letters, herb remedies, and treats for Rami and them... and leaving always the door open for them to come and talk to her, because she cares. I think she comes off a bit strong but she's deeply emphatic with others but tries to protect herself as well. Diana/Diego/Dix: They would assume someone has tried to hurt them and would also check for physical wounds. They would be less sweet and gentle, more rushed and tense. Thinking the worst always. Once they hear MC say that they never cry in front of them because they don't want to be a bother, they'll get so fucking angry.

"Who has told you that you are a bother and how do I find them?" 100% set on beating the living hell out of whoever has hurt MC and making them think that being vulnerable or crying is bothersome for anyone around them. Dix would be so ready to just make sure that never happens again, even if they have to rough up someone or be a constant threat to future friends, and partners in MC's life. They'd have a hard time comforting MC, they would awkwardly pat their back while giving them a tense hug, and once MC is doing a little bit better, Dix would take them to their home so MC can pet their ferrets for comfort since they are not very good at it.

Anne/Antón/An: An would immediately come rushing to hug MC, a big bear hug that would warm their bones, would make sure they sit down and offer them a bit of water or a warm beverage. Get them comfy, and would just kneel on the floor, holding their hands, waiting for MC to tell them what's up. They have never seen MC like this, even when they were children MC would never ever cry so for An this is a big deal.

Once MC tells An that they don't cry in front of people because they don't want to be a bother, An changes. They're a very sweet person but a rage ignites in them when they hear that. Who dares to tell their best friend such a thing? They would imminently tense up and get this weird look in their eyes but wouldn't say a thing. An would hug MC tenderly, stroking their hair softly while they plot a murder in their mind. They would let MC know that they're never a burden and that they should cry anytime they need to, that that is normal and they shouldn't feel guilt or shame for crying. Then An would make sure to find out who told them that and would have a road trip with Dix to make sure that person regretted it lmao. Bingen: Bingen, as the sensitive soul he is, would immediately hold MC tightly, and bring them to a place where they can have privacy. He would hug them and talk them through it or sing to them while they cried very softly. Once MC can talk a little bit better, he would ask them what's going on and if he can do anything to help. He would stand by, stroking their hair and face while MC talks, not saying anything.

Once MC opens up about not wanting to be a bother, he'll just hug them. He knows how is it to live like that and he's sympathetic to it but he has a hard time with words so he hopes his hug helps. Once MC calms down, he tries explaining to him that he knows how it is to feel like that but he can confirm they are not a bother and he's always willing to listen and be there for them.

Caterina: (I forgot about her) Caterina knows her grandchild better than anyone, so she knew that a child that had lost all family and didn't have anyone to take them under their wing wouldn't have an easy life. When MC was a child, they would hide in little spaces around the house to cry and did so silently or as silently as they could. Caterina finally found them one day, during the first month of their lives together, under the stairs, trying to keep their sobs as silent as possible. Their little body shook with every breath. Caterina, who by that time was no youngling, crouched down and crawled under the stairs, sitting next to kid!MC. MC couldn't look at her, hiding their face behind their hands but Caterina could tell they were crying so she just put a hand on their shoulder and brought them into a hug. A big tender and heartbreaking hug. MC just cried on her shoulder for so long, not even able to state the reason why and Caterina just stayed, listening.

Once MC was doing a little better, Caterina invited them to go to the living room together and drink a little bit of hot chocolate with some rosquillas (homemade spanish donuts made with spices). She did sign MC up for a child psychologist and would follow their advice on how to deal with grief but some stuff stayed in the way they handle the world

[fleur-du-soleil-immortel]

How would the ROs react if the MC is completely and (totally) oblivious to their feelings?

A- they would be amused, they may mess with you a bit and if less suitors (outside those of poly or possible Harem route) are around you then it's not their problem. If it goes on too long they may just have to be more blunt.

W- they wouldn't say anything, they are still trying to come around to their feelings about you! Besides, isn't this just a sign you aren't interested but maybe you are? They would feel majorly anxious.

C- they would walk over to you and state they have feelings for you, they may be a flustered akward mess when it comes to romance but they always have believed that open communication solves most issues.

Asher- they realize as someone who flirts a lot with others their feelings may not be taken seriously, it's their own fault but still they have never been so in love and they do want to want you, they may just brush it off and try to deal with their feelings alone.

L- they would be determined to reveal it to you, they will take you on a romantic outing where they would reveal their feelings to you, asking you how you feel.

R- would just be annoyed at the fact you don't seem to realize they like you. They may even insult you, calling you niave and saying how they should be concerned that your so dumb, if it weren't for them looking out for you how have you not died yet? Then they will look annoyed as they tell you that they guess they will just have to watch out for you until one of you is dead.

Sorry I took so long to answer I've been feeling unmotivated but I did have every intention to answer this and wanted to wait till I was in a better headspace and could properly answer.

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

Being 30 is fun. I was discussing anime with a teen at work and asked her how much of bnha she had watched. She had trouble answering and wasn't sure how to approach it. I said "better question was who was your husbando" and she turned bright red before mumbling an answer. They never expect me to know how deep their love of anime boys runs....

[goldensunset]

if someone is talking about how much they love their parents do not jump in and start venting about your issues with your parents. if someone is venting about their issues with their parents do not jump in and start talking about how much you love your parents. peace and love amen swag city

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this