#if chuuya brought them for dazai that's really nice but when and how and if not then did dazai just steal them??

[no-brain-just-akutagawa]

you're telling me they could've been wearing shoes this whole time??

[ID: An edited What are those? meme from Black Panther shwoing Dazai's shoes. End ID]

[chiara-hotel]

𝒫𝓇𝑒𝓉𝑒𝓃𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝒹𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓂𝒾𝓈𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃

Pretending to date BSD men for an evening

Characters: PM!Dazai, Chuuya, Fyodor

- Dazai is very casual about the whole thing, a great actor

- The mission was getting into some sort of fancy gala to retrieve information, it only makes sense to have a date for this

- Dazai brought him the idea, “Hey… You know it’ll be wayyyy less suspicious if I had a date. What do you say? Y/N? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”

- Then Mori realized it would be better and assigned you to the mission alongside Dazai

- He was even nice enough to buy you a gown/suit to wear, one matching his blazer (and jewelry, heels/flats, Hats)

- Dazai will wrap his arm around your shoulder, waist, anything to get his hands on you and make the act… convincing

- His hands will not get off of you for the entire night

- And the best part about this gala? Dazai can call you his partner for the entire night and you’d happily agree with him

- Knowing him he’ll take the act really far and book you the same hotel room with one King sized bed

Chuuya Nakahara:

- For Chuuya I believe he would only ask you to be his partner for some sort of mafia gathering

- One of the Mafia’s subcontractors hosted a party and naturally all of the higher-ups were invited

- Chuuya doesn’t like questions about that type of thing so he thought it would just be easier to make you pretend to be his partner

- Buys you your own gown/suit for the evening, in a beautiful crimson color to match

- He won’t touch you but might try to hold your hand a little if you’re comfortable with it

- Chuuya keeps you at his side the entire evening, if someone wants to take you away? No, Chuuya can come too. If someone needs Chuuya? You can listen in

- The entire evening he just wants to make sure you’re comfortable and having fun

- As for the hotel room, 2 Queen Beds (he originally offered separate rooms to make you comfortable)

- And of course after the first party, hes invited you to every single one after that

Fyodor:

- You guys don’t really pretend to date… Rather Fyodor uses you to get out of them

- Well, for certain missions he might if he deems it necessary

- Anytime someone invites him for Coffee, even for a date he simply grabs your hand and goes “Sorry, but I’ve already got one” then he lets go after they walk away

- Fyodor loves that moment when he breaks off, leading you very confused

- Even when you ask him about it he just mentions how hes just using you to get out of a date

- The only dates Fyodor does go on is if there’s information on the line

- But he can keep up the act of being your partner in public for an entire mission and even more, a great actor

- He also uses this as a game to test your reactions & see if you like him romantically

[invidiia]

Hello! 🙃 Do you mind if I request a platonic yandere Dazai with a reader who used to be his subordinate in the port mafia but then they cross paths on a mission?

⋆⭒˚｡⋆ "i watch the rising sun!" 𖤐 p!yandere dazai // reader.

platonic yandere dazai meets his old subordinate.

m.list // now playing..

[ a/n ; THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING!! if something doesn't make sense, please god just ignore it because it's 2am, i'm dehydrated, half asleep, and i really need to continue writing on this blog. ]

[ warning ; platonic yandere, dazai himself needs a warning, mentions of abuse (not towards reader), mentions of the abuse cycle, user is about 18, mori is present, there's literally more backstory/explanation to this than the actual point, im sobbin ]

It was years since Dazai left the Port Mafia.

You were his other subordinate, besides Akutagawa. The ways he treated you both were entirely different - it usually ended in you being forced to watch Dazai 'train' Akutagawa, while he later patted your head, praising you for being good, which was standing by his side and watching as he mistreated others. Of course, after that, you would treat any of Akutagawa's wounds. Dazai treated you so well because you were like him, but why didn't he treat Akutagawa the same? You never understood.

Dazai spoke to you once before leaving - ordering you to stay put. He even injured you, breaking a few of your fingers and telling you to say you had gotten into a fight before he left, so you wouldn't be suspected in aiding his treason.

While you were glad that Akutagawa would no longer have to suffer by his hands - you were somewhat upset by him leaving. While some of the others were fine with comforting you, it wasn't the same as when Dazai did it. You couldn't help but miss the times he would praise you and pat your head for doing well.

But over time, you changed. You'd learned how to cope a much better way, and instead of wanting his praise and affection, you grew colder to anyone who tried showing you any kind of love. When others in the mafia tried to comfort you over him leaving, they'd watch as you became cold to them, not letting yourself be vulnerable to anybody anymore. Akutagawa had also changed - however, he was.. worse. The abuse cycle that had started from Mori had yet to break.

It was about a month after Kyouka had been taken in by the Armed Detective Agency. Mori never told you much about the agency, nothing about who was in it aside from Fukuzawa, Yosano, Atsushi, and Kyouka, and that they were different in many obvious ways, but had a form of alliance to defeat the Guild, none of which you'd been involved in. Everyone else was a mystery to you, since you were never given jobs involved with the agency anyway.

It came to your surprise when Mori presented you with a brand new mission of sort, to go with him while meeting with the leader of the Agency. That was unusual - usually Chuuya or Akutagawa did jobs like this, or when you were given one, they took it anyway, just to 'be nice to you'.

But Mori insisted you go, even though he gave you a choice to give it to Chuuya, Akutagawa, or anyone else. Even Chuuya suggested he take the job, not explaining himself, just insisting you let him take it. But this time was different - you were offered this, given an actual chance to be involved with the agency's dealings with the Port Mafia, something you were never given.

Of course you took the job.

You trailed closely behind Mori, following him loyally as you two had walked to the meeting place. If it was held in secret, then why the hell was it outside, anyway?

"[Name]," Mori called to you, turning to meet your eyes. He continued speaking after he knew you were listening. "Fukuzawa-san brought another of his own for the same reason I am bringing you. Just a heads up," Mori cheerfully spoke. Why didn't he tell you beforehand? It didn't matter now, though.

Both you and Mori approached the place to meet with the leader. You could see there was another person with Fukuzawa, but you stood behind Mori, and their upper half had been blocked out. No big deal.

You stepped out from behind your boss, arms crossed above your chest as you eyed the leader of the agency. He looked so kind, a part of you wondered what it'd be like if you were with the agency instead.

But Fukuzawa wasn't the only person you saw.

Standing close behind him was a tall man with dark, wavy chestnut hair, in a long, tan trench coat. He wasn't just any man. That was the familiar face of Osamu Dazai. The youngest executive in the history of the Port Mafia.

And you were his ex-subordinate, right there in front of both. Both of your eyes widened, but you were much more surprised to see Dazai than he was to see you, Like he expected this.

You barely listened to the conversation between Fukuzawa and Mori, only making out a few words - 'Guild', Defeat', 'Fitzgerald', 'Agency', and 'Mafia'. None of them mattered to you as much as they should have. Your eyes flickered between the pavement and Dazai, who stared at you intently, not bothering to hide it. He had an expression that you just couldn't read precisely - it was impossible to tell what he was thinking in the moment. You on the other hand? Your thoughts were clear, a beyond frustrated glare was evident on your face.

It felt like an hour standing there, listening to Mori and Fukuzawa talk, if you could even say you were listening. But it was over only twenty minutes later.

Mori smiled at Fukuzawa, while the other just nodded calmly. Your boss began to walk forward, looking at you to signal you were to walk with him. Fukuzawa and Dazai did the same.

However, when you and Dazai were next to each other, he stopped, turning to look at you. Out of curiosity, you sighed and looked up at him. His eyes were not kind, but a slight smile was etched onto his face. A bandaged hand took your shoulder, and Dazai spoke to you for the first time in years.

"My, how you've grown." Verbal surprise was clear in his voice. Dazai was about to speak again, but you cut him off before he could get a word out. "Don't fucking touch me." The taller brunette sighed, turning his full body towards you this time, not just his head.

He smiled at you, closing his eyes. "You've changed so much. We'll meet again, I'll make sure of it." After finishing his sentence, he began to catch up with Fukuzawa. You stood there, looking at Dazai as he walked off calmly.

While you were upset about how he left you, it wasn't your main concern. Was he not sorry about the way he treated Akutagawa, making you watch as he made him suffer for so long?

Part of you wanted to run after him and punch him, but it wasn't worth it, not now. Even so, the thought seeing him was upsetting, and meeting him again wasn't in your best interest.

[ extra // i'll do a part two sometime later.. it's 3:51am rn lmao km sobingmgkgkgm ]

[chocsra]

"Lovesick (Interlude)"

Chuuya x fem! reader - highschool AU

A/N: hii how are yall doing, its the weekend and yk what that means 🙏 thank you to all to those who have send me requests! i have read them all and plan to write all of them 😻🫶

thank you sm @sstarshroom for the request again 🫶😭

content: detention w your friend and school gangster chuuya nakahara, oneshot, pre-relationship (almost), romance, fluff, friends to lovers, idiots in love, i was thinking of kunikida when writing the teacher but then i realised he and chuuya would be the same age 😨

"This behaviour is unacceptable, Nakahara, I'll be calling your brother. Sit down."

A deep hoarse voice pierces through the late silence of the empty classroom, your teacher clicks his tongue in annoyance as he urges your classmate, Chuuya, to take a seat. The teenage boy, in his school uniform, shrugs and strides his way to the empty desk next to yours. "Ah," your teacher scoffs, stopping dead in his tracks. "Sit somewhere else, you need to learn your darn lesson." the man points an angry finger at the ginger, you look over to him, suppressing bits of laughter as Chuuya glares at the floor in irritation before taking a seat a few desks away from you.

He had short orange hair and piercing blue eyes, not the kind of blue that was like that of an ocean or jewel, but a dark, whirling storm. Chuuya Nakahara was a classmate of yours who was relatively short, athletic, independent and smart; but he had a pretty big issue within school, violence. Fights on fights on fights, the kid really couldn't catch a break from beating up people, could he? From what you've accumulated, he loved taekwondo as a kid until now before forming a loving bond with soccer; Chuuya loved fashion and forming good impressions, so it wasn't much to your surprise for him to show up to school on a motorcycle to achieve some 'gangster' look.

He loved stray dogs and begrudgingly fed stray cats, the loudness of the teenage boy was normal; but it brought some sort of fondness towards you, especially as friends. Yeah, you enjoyed having a nice friendship with the scruffy Chuuya Nakahara, the human embodiment of a chihuahua or grumpy cat. Sometimes, he forced you to go on morning runs with him, or rant about the future wine he was to buy and collect - 'bullshit', you thought, who would spend 30 grand on alcohol?

The redhead had a few friends in school - you, Albatross, the honour roll and senior student Kouyou Ozaki, his friend group who called themselves 'Sheep', based on a movie or something. Oh, and Dazai, well, you weren't sure if they were really friends or not - but by the looks of it, they seem to be the closest out of everyone else.

"No talking."

Your teacher orders, clicking the door open ready to leave; he sends an exaggerated glare at the both of you in the dim classroom that makes you suppress a cackle. Then, he finally left - his leather shoes clicking against the school floors. A heavy silence entered the empty classroom, hearing your teacher's ghostly footsteps until they disappeared. Chuuya then scoots his chair far closer to you, an irritated but victorious smile accompanied by the pleasant features of his face.

"Now how'd you end up in detention?" He questions with a proud smirk, patting your shoulder affectionately. "Slept in class," you chuckle, sighing, then resting your head atop the wooden desk; the ginger laughs in amusement, his angry mood quickly dissipated at the simple conversation with you. "what did you do this time?" you question, quirking a brow as the redhead scoffs, "The usual, beat the shit 'outta Osamu." he clicks his tongue. "Again? Over what?" you snicker casually, it wasn't very good to be friends with a school delinquent - but you knew he wasn't that bad, considering he was in tears watching 'A Dog's Way Home'.

"Poetry," Chuuya mutters, looking away shamefully, making you smile cheekily and laugh at the stupid reason. "Poetry?!" you smack his back playfully, making the boy wince in pain at the aggressive happiness. "He fuckin' said my love poems were shitty, that's not true!" You laugh at him for a split second, before cocking another brow. "You write love poems?" the ginger goes beet red at your realisation, before turning away and blushing, "It's just- whatever," Chuuya quips, you chuckle in pure amusement. "I never thought you would ever write a poem, a love poem especially." The boy scoffs, "The more you know, I guess."

"So then, who's it to?" You ask with curiosity filling your eyes, elbows planted clean on the desk. Chuuya shakes his head in denial, pursing his lips, not wanting to speak up. "That doesn't matter." he quips, biting his inner cheek in a flustered crisis; you only smile cheekily at his reactions, leaning in closer to his face, "Osamu?" the ginger flinches and almost flies off his seat at the name, scoffing absolutely baffled. "No!! What the hell?" you laugh, hitting the desk at the moment, watching as a small smile creeps on the redhead's face, his cheeks flushed a rosy pink. "Did I not just say I beat the shit outta him?"

You both scoff and turn your heads away, "Well - you never told me you liked somebody." the redhead purses his lips in annoyance, "'Cause ya didn't need to know." you quirk a brow at the heavy tension in the room, both of you getting quiet. "So then who is it?" you ask again, tracing shapes on the wooden desk in front of you. "I can't tell you," the redhead states, fiddling with his fingers; you part your lips in a teasing manner, "Just tell me and-"

"and ruin our friendship?"

you widen your eyes at Chuuya's words, the ginger looks painfully ashamed at his slip-up, swiping his tongue against his inner cheek with the scrunch of his face. "What?" you blink, staring at him under the dimly lit lighting. "What?" he repeats, completely stunned at his own words.

A heavy silence filled the room, the boy pensively squeezed his eyes shut in embarrassment. "Does that mean what I think it does?" You choke out, a pink blush prominent on your cheeks; the redhead runs a hand through his hair in mild frustration. "Sorry," Chuuya shies away, turning his head to face away from your pretty gaze.

In all those months of torturous school, you've met a nice boy by the name of Chuuya Nakahara. He loved soccer, taekwondo, motorcycles, and music, and had many friends that he held near and dear to his heart. To you, he was a short, competitive, school troublemaker that roamed those crowded hallways arguing with Osamu with boring eyes. But to him, you were a girl who kept him awake on those terrible, sleepless nights, he thought of your name when he was first introduced into poetry, and he gets reminded of your bright smile as he thinks of the word 'sonnets'. To the boy, sometimes he felt out of touch with reality; because he hated the thought of falling in love, he despised the slow melody in romance songs, but meeting you only made his life slow down, just like the poetic rhythm of a cheesy song.

No, Chuuya was an idiot in denial; everybody could tell - especially when he got hit in the face with a soccer ball as you captured his gaze, his vision blurred to only your perfection and your perfection only. Chuuya Nakahara, the boy who was your friend for God knows how long; is terribly lovesick because of you.

"You shouldn't be," you mutter, brushing your fingertips over his soft hands; the ginger only widens his eyes at your words and lingering touch, the sparkle in his eyes signalling his greatest happiness. "I like you too," you whisper, locking eyes with the floor as the heat in your cheeks never seems to dissipate. Chuuya's fingers shook slightly in shock, his lips parting ever so slightly; he stared at your beautiful features in that damn classroom, the soreness of his knuckles fading as your words were the best yearning kisses to it he could ever ask for.

"..Can I kiss you?"

He stammers, watching as your lips curve into a smile he adored so much. "You're such an idiot." you laugh, fingers grazing to cup his soft cheeks ever so softly, pulling his lips into a sweet kiss. Chuuya's heart thumped loudly in his chest, his shaky hands flying to your waist and hand to cradle them with the affection that danced with the praise he sang in all those poems. The redhead's hitched breath tickled your lips as you slowly interlock, eyelids and pretty eyelashes fluttering shut at the tummy twisting feelings; you both had fuzzy minds, losing the ability to even think straight.

And as you felt his endearing lips reanimate any bore or sadness in that tedious classroom, you found the dim lighting to be the most tacky source of illumination; because Chuuya was - a graceful presence that made any fairytale or novel vanish in envy.

"You two!! I leave you right under my nose and this is what happens?!"

Your teacher storms in, completely enraged with a hint of amusement as you both scream in terror.

Yeah, you were both fucked, but at least you got a great, loving boyfriend out of it? 

[thewritetofreespeech]

Could I request Atsushi, Dazai, and Chuuya with an s/o who has a thread manipulation ability?

Atsushi

“What are you doing?” Atsushi asked as he saw [Y/N] in the breakroom. Their hand waving over what looked like a cape.

“Oh, this is Ranpo-sama’s. He asked me to fix it for him.” The holes in the fabric stitching together like new from their ability, Ties that Bind. “It got nicked on the last mission he went on and he’s been upset about it ever since.”

Atsushi smiled. “It’s nice of you to fix it for him.”

“It’s really no trouble.” Invisible threads spread out from [Y/N]’s back, almost like wings, to pick up some tea & biscuits on the counter and place them on the table. “A thing like this is nothing.”

Atsushi continued to smile. “I wish I had a more useful ability like this. Mine just seems to have the power to destroy.” At least that was how he felt sometimes.

“Don’t say that Atsushi, your powers provide you with the ability to protect.” [Y/N] told them, as they poured the tea themselves with their own two hands. “Every ability has its pros & cons. I won’t say that I’ve used my ability for the best purpose all the time.”

Atsushi never asks them about how they use their ability on missions. They don’t go together often, but he knows enough that the ‘pros & cons’ they are talking about usually means people get killed. “Don’t say that your abilities aren’t useful though.”

He smiled again and sat down at the table, in front of his poured tea. “Ok. I won’t.” He promised. Enjoying the rest of the afternoon with [Y/N].

Chuuya

Chuuya growled as his opponent mocked him again. “What’s the matter Port Mafia-san? Can’t hit a target you can’t catch?”

This guy, this idiot, had the ability to teleport anywhere he chose. Chuuya figured it must be short range, or at least an area in sight, since he hadn’t left the building yet. But it was just getting really annoying because he could catch him if he just brought the whole building down! But apparently he wasn’t allowed to do that….anymore.

“You Port Mafia goons are all brawn and no brains! You need to get up pretty early in the morning to get one past Monsieur--!” The idiot stopped talking, cutting off what Chuuya had to assume was an annoying introduction, when his arm was suddenly caught in a mass of silvery string.

“My, my, so loud…” The annoying man looked alarmed as he saw [Y/N] come out of the shadows. He wanted to tell him that he should be alarmed. But he had been so annoying that Chuuya didn’t want to help him. “You know my mother always told me that people who just keep talking, usually have nothing of value to add to the conversation at all.”

The annoying man smirked at their reply. “Nothing of value, eh? We’ll see about that!”

He teleported again. Trying to come up behind [Y/N] for some alleged clever attack, but found himself caught in another bundle of threads. When [Y/N] cooly looked over their shoulder at him, the idiot became visibly scared and teleported again. This time away, but again in another mass of threads.

This continued over & over with the idiot trying to teleport out of his situation. Panic and fear apparently making it impossible that he had already fallen into [Y/N]’s literal web. The more he tried to get out the worse it became. Until all that was left was a silvery white mask of threads, suspended in mid air by their attachments, and the idiots muffled screams.

“I could have had him.” Chuuya remarked when it was all over.

“I know you could have dear.” [Y/N] cooed. Trying to soothe his pout. “But, leadership is so stingy against property damage these days. This way is much easier.”

They linked arms with Chuuya and walked out with him. An associate team already there to collect. “Don’t let that idiot get out!” He ordered them. “Let him rot in there for all I care.”

“That’s my big strong guy!”

Dazai

Dazai wheezed as he came out of the river. His left arm still handcuffed, but broken off from his right, giving him the opportunity to push his wet hair out of his eyes. ‘Damnit’ He thought. ‘Failed again. I was sure the barrel trick would have worked this time.’

“Have a nice little sail?” Dazai looked up the bank to see [Y/N] standing there. Pristine and infatuating as ever, but with that icky face they made when he tried one of these stunts. “Did you at least ask the shopkeeper this time before you stole his barrel?”

“He didn’t seem to mind.” Dazai replied as he walked up the bank. Sore, but alive. Like he hadn’t been punished enough for being alive. “I take it this is you then? My plan was surely fool proof this time.”

“Then it obviously wouldn’t work since you are a fool.”

They were avoiding the question, which gave Dazai all the information he needed to know. Of course it had been them.

Ties that Bind. A thread manipulation technique that had incredible defensive and offensive capabilities. Virtually limitless from distance. Practically indestructible bindings. And one other very special technique.

‘Threads’ were not only bestowed upon [Y/N] in the literal sense. They were also metaphorical. Through their ability they could connect and manipulate the secret threads of life between people for their own gain. Relationships. Consciousness. Memories. And yes, even, the intangible thread of life force. If they put their mind to it.

“Why won’t you just let me die?” Dazai asked them. He wasn’t begging. He was still too proud to beg for death. “It must be a terrible drain keeping my thread intact all this time.”

“Don’t act all pious by pretending it would be my benefit to let you die. If I can stop your idiocy, for as long as I can, I will.” They turned to walk away, and of course Dazai followed. He’d already tried to kill himself once today. He didn’t like a double show. “Where would I be without you, Dazai? You just plan to leave me alone?”

“I offered to have you come with me, but you refused.” He replied. Shrugging his shoulders like he’d asked them to come with him to a café, not the other side. “I even offered to let you choose how. Or to use your ability. Being bound together for all eternity by your invisible threads sounds like a wonderful way to go!”

[Y/N] hmphed. “I don’t want to die like you Dazai. I know I can’t stop it forever. But I don’t want to speed it along.”

The tall brunette shrugged at that. Respecting their decision. “I suppose, for now, I can’t either. With you keeping my thread whole, I guess I’ll have to stick around longer.”

“Is it really that horrible living Dazai?”

He wanted to tell them yes but…when he looked into their eyes, all he could think of was, “no. I guess not horrible.”

[deonsx]

If They Take Care Of You When You Get Sick

Feat: Dazai, Chuuya, Ranpo, Fyodor, Nikolai

Dazai Osamu

He really is very cautious in taking care of his one and only bella, He will hug you and give you lots of kisses regardless of your sickness, we know how bad he is at cooking but what will he do in a situation where he has to cook right now?

He thought about ordering food but didn't think it would be healthy so he tried making soup on his own from the cooking videos he really gave him full attention just to look at you, he ditched his job

"My beautiful bella, if anything happens to you, I would never be able to live" He's a real drama creator “Osamu I'm fine you're exaggerating"

I can imagine him holding you in his arms and not letting you walk "My love I can walk" You were told to him, His eyes were squinting looking at you "Still I will take care of you in the best of circumstances"

While you were sleeping, the moonlight hit your face and he watched you sleep, his eyes searched everywhere, he couldn't believe that he had found that true love and that she was lying in his bed like an angel right now "My beautiful angel"

Chuuya Nakahara

He's truly a masterpiece and he's a master at these, I can tell you he's the only man with excellent taste. He cooks with show even when You sick, which makes you smile, She takes her temperature every 10 minutes, pays a lot of attention, water bag and many things, pills, injections, serums, they are all here just for you now

He does 2-3 jobs at the same time, when you don't have control at home, things are only balanced by his power. You offered to call a doctor to the house, but he refused, "I'm the one who wants to take care of you, no one else is needed"

Of course he doesn't care if you're sick to kiss you too, he just lays you on his lap and watches you sleep, You rested your head on his orange hair and you fell asleep with his beautiful harmonizing perfume "My princess, I will always take care of you"

Ranpo Edogawa

No matter how cute and frivolous your boyfriend is, everything stops when it comes to you "I'll give you candy if you get better dear" you laughed at what he said "Ranpo I'm not a kid"

"I'm sure you will love it my love"he left kisses on your head, stroked your hair with his hands and tried to tell you a fairy tale "Once upon a time a princess..." He chose a beautiful story to put you to sleep

He can be very distracted while he cooks because you are the reason for making the food here, if you leave the room he is in and try to do anything while he is cooking he will scold you "Where were you s / he while I was cooking" he really asked you with a stupid seriousness on his face

"My love I just went out on the balcony" Ranpo shook his head disapprovingly "My wisdom instinct tells me you stood up for the laundry" He's not really serious at all. "If you try to get up again, I'll have to tie you to the bed in handcuffs, honey, be nice"

Fyodor Dostoyevski

He may indeed be the most normal lover among them, but just because he's normal doesn't mean he doesn't care about you, But of course he was interested in your illness and he wasn't that indifferent. "You still have a high fever, you need to take medicine dear"

He wasn't the best at cooking, he only cooked when it was absolutely necessary, but he wanted the best for you and brought home a chef who never took his money into consideration, yet you know how rich he is "The chef will make you 4-5 different main courses, if you don't like any of them just tell me my love"

He also considered calling a doctor home but didn't want to put you at any risk afterward because he had too many enemies, He left his job halfway just for you and took the best precautions for your recovery He tried every hour to heal you with special pills and serums "I don't know if you have any medical experience?"you asked him with a laugh. "Just for you, my dear”

Nikolai Gogol

"Darling please don't die yet we'll live a long life with you" He said stroking and kissing you "Ohh I'm fine please let me mind my business" "This is not possible, my love, I hired servants for you.." he spoke to you "Servants??" As soon as you asked, the door of the house opened and two women and two men entered. "People here will take care of your food, cleaning and your illness."

Your eyes really opened in surprise, you were expecting something, but you didn't think that he would exaggerate everything so much, He did make you feel like you were a princess in a castle, he was constantly teleporting around the house bringing you a water bag, ice cloth and a lot of things

He told you about his childhood while you were lying on a bed and you memorized everything he said word for word, he was saying it to sleep you, but when he turned his head to you he saw that you were not sleeping "My beautiful love is still listening to me?”

Enjoy!

I want to write them more as a father the time he spends with his children and his wife

[elvestoneanzelote1]

Honestly,your works are really nice especially your Albedo/Zhongli!reader and i wanna request what if Albedo/Zhongli!reader like dogs? Like he have his own dogs and generally would give them a lot of affection and head pat like everyday. I wanna see the rest of yandere reaction,especially Dazai since he dislike dogs

𝘈:𝘯- 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵! 𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘪𝘥, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺/𝘯 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘨𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘰.. (𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯).

𝘚𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘴 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘱𝘢𝘥 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨.

𝘐 𝘥𝘰 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘱𝘢𝘥 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘺.

𝘠𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘉𝘚𝘋 𝘷𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘹 𝘢𝘭𝘣𝘦𝘥𝘰/𝘻𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘪!𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳

𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘱𝘢𝘥!

𝘞𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨: 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘑𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘺, 𝘠/𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘨, 𝘠/𝘯 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘗𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘧𝘪𝘢 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘰, 𝘈𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘗𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘔𝘢𝘧𝘪𝘢 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶.

𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘰𝘺 𝘪𝘵?

The first thing how you got a dog was to take care of it, by the cafe owner which you often visit as the family seems to go on vacation leading you to take care of their dog, which is a he.

The dog was big, bigger then Chuuya height when he was attack I mean cuddle by the dog you brought in the Headquarter.

Mori was taken aback by sudden seen of the dog which you brought so... Suddenly.

Elise was practically on top of the dog back as he carried her around making the dog her new ride to roam around of sort.

Everything will be fine, even Chuuya was so happy to see a dog with friendliness as it love to pounce onto others and lick them happily.

But.. The main problem was..

Your divided attention.

The port Mafia's members doesn't mind at all, they think but the more days it stay the more you started to come less at headquarter and busy taking of the dog.

Which lead Mori to let the dog come to the headquarter so that you will do your job.

Which was practically researching or paperwork's.

During those times, either Chuuya look after the dog or.. Hirotsu.

"Wah.. But from where did you get him, Al-niisan?" Asked Elise curiously while letting the dog.

You briefly stopped on your tea drink as you glance at her.

"Oh, he is the cafe owner family dog.. They eventually went for vacation for some weeks"

"Ah no wonder you have been asking me to make tea for you.. More often" said Kouyou who chuckle slightly as you gently smile apologetically.

"Heh.. What's the dog name?"

"...."

"Did you even ask them his name?" Asked Mori as you squint your eyebrow and frown slightly.

"..so you did forgot" said the four of them.

"Either way! Elise-chan seems to like the dog a lot!"

"Hmm mmh! Since Al-niisan like him too!" Said Elise as you just drink your tea with thought swirll in your mind.

They should not feel jealous especially Chuuya who watches you just patting the dog while on one hand held the report.

He notices your gentle smile and often care for the dog and leave your work if the dog wants to go out for a walk.

He frowned as he shouldn't be jealous of a simple dog, but it annoyed him that you can divide your focus on both work and the dog.

And the most bothering thing was you stop patting him for doing a task complete. Which he won't admit but he wish you say, "good work" and a pat on his head but nope!

The dog have hogged your time.

But thankfully it wasn't just him.

Akutagawa was so close to just take the dog and leave it in a dark room lock so that it won't bother you.

His sister Gin was very much concern yet she too, wish the dog to STOp taking so much of your time.

You barely even bat an eye on her when she handed you the reports or even a nod, even if you do speak you would ask about bringing the dog food for the dog or even some toy for the dog to play with.

Ryounosuke is very much paronoid as his mind race in thought.

'What if L/n-sensei care more about the dog and stop acknowledging me..' He thought to himself as he can't even talk to you unlike some can, as he would wait for you to say something whenever he did a task and you often gave a pat on his head or a smile, even a word of advice for him to take care of his health of sort but...

Now you just hummed a small okay, and take the mission report or even given task to him as the dog been your main priority.

Though they are slightly glad that Elise like playing with the dog and even take him for a walk around hallways of the headquarter but... It also, annoyed them that you were very much into taking care of pets over them.

Even Kouyou was annoyed when she was talking to you while having tea you just ask her what type of dog treats are good.

Like hell she knows that! And the fact that your own thoughts and care was solely on the dog.

The worst case is the dog have weak immune leading you to often call the cafe owner on the first week making no time in Port mafia work and practically solely focus on the dog that got sick.

"When will this dog leave?" mutter Kouyou as Mori let out a sighed while massaging his forehead.

"Don't know the particular cafe owner which Y/n-kun often visit has still not came back from vacation"

"Huh..? Why does Sensei have to take care of the dog! And its annoying how his focus is only for the dog!" Muttered Chuuya who too took a cup of tea to drink.

"Hmm? Don't you like dogs, Chuuya?"

"I do, Ane-san but... This dog is not even sensei's and it belong to someone the worst is sensei is so attack to the hip of taking care of the dog... He doesn't even bait an eye when I gave him the report of the assassin!" Said Chuuya who frowned in annoyance as Mori sighed in agreeing.

"Y/n-kun didn't even frown or say anything like usual.. When I try to ask him to go for shopping with Elise-chan, he just said.. 'Can I bring him to then? Maybe he need another colar' shouldn't his focus be slightly diverted from the dog?" Said Mori annoyed that you didn't even look at him while speaking as you busy taking out the leech on the dog fur.

"You don't say, Ougai-dono, Y/n even ask me what dog treats shall he get for the dog, when I eventually ask if he want to go with me to the new bakery but his focus of attention was for the dog" said Kouyou recalling your distracted formed of trying to leave early with the dog to get the latest treat for him.

Well, they couldn't do anything and they just wish the dog owner come earlier or they might resort to... Just lock away the dog away from you of sort as it annoyed them all.

And the fact that even the detective agency was affected.

For example, Fukuzawa was awaiting for you to visit or perhaps meet to drink tea together which you both often does once or twice in a month.

But to only got rejected that you have a work to take care of leading you to kindly excuse it out and told you won't be having tea time together for some time.

He was unbothered yet, worried if Mori wanted you to stop visiting him as he frowned at the thought.

He barely has a friend whom he can have tea together with, and the fact that if Mori is the problem of you rejected about the tea he was in fact abit annoyed. Cause he love having tea time vacancy time with you.

And he often wait for the day to come to have a pleasant conversation with you, as you often have interesting (useless) facts to tell even stories that are interesting (boring) history which he enjoy listening.

But that thought went off when, One time when Fukuzawa was with Ranpo and Kunikida to buy Ranpo some of his sweet store to buy and a particular case around the area.

Ranpo was the one who point out noticing you alarming both of them.

There you were with a dog happily playing in the park throwinga disk and letting the dog catch it .

'Why is he here with a dog didn't he say he have urgent work or sort..' Thought Fukuzawa to himself trying to ignore it as he was slight curious and hurt of why you would reject to spend tea time with him that only happens one or twice in month.

"Isn't that.." Ranpo point at some group as Kunikida frowned.

"Why are they there and why all of them acting so suspicious?" Muttered Kunikida confused.

There they were most of the well know Members of Port mafia stalking you who was busy playing with the dog and patting it.

"I didn't thought.. Sensei like dogs.." Muttered Dazai alarming Kunikida as Atsushi awkwardly bowed and greet Fukuzawa.

With Yosano and Kenji who seems to just walk past and was confused of why.. Fukuzawa (who wasn't trying to hide), Kunikida and Ranpo (hiding in a bush)

"What do you mean?"

"I hate dogs! And why is the dog licking my handsome sensei face! Ah! It almost touch his lips!!" Exclaimed Dazai accusingly.

As you and the dog started leaving as The Port mafia members approach them.

"Oh? Dazai-kun, Fukuzawa-dono Yosano-chan and.. The other agency members I didn't thought we would encounter here" said Mori as the air tense around them.

"Oh? Neither did we? Is there a specific reason why the port mafia here... Stalking your own executive?" Said Fukuzawa as Mori chuckle.

"Well, Can't we? After all he is part of port mafia! Especially looking after the members is what make me a great boss"

"Huh!"

Whereas, Chuuya glared at Dazai who held a stiff smile.

"Ayaya~ Chuuya what's with the grumpy face"

"You still don't learn do you, Mackarel"

"Oh? And what do you mean by that?"

"Stop.. going around stalking sensei last time you try to double suicide with him" said Chuuya as Dazai blink twice and let out an mocking sigh.

"Why can't I? After all Sensei and I are close I'm just following wherever my teacher walk no?"

"You..!"

As Yosano stare at Kouyou who gave a smile.

"Oh, I didn't thought I will see the doctor Yosnao here"

"Huh? Oh arent you the women who was injured and capture by us weeks ago"

"Indeed, what brings you agency here in the park?"

"It is a public park can't we wander around our wish?"

"Ohoho~ indeed indeed, but the timing is too accurate.."

As their stare make Kyouka and Gin to flinch and slightly back away from the older women's staring off contest.

"..."

"....."

"..."

Atsushi just want to be buried alive By the intense glare of Akutagawa who seems to be in murdering mood.

'What did I even do!?' Cried Atsushi in his mind.

"Are you all going to just glare off? That researcher have already bygone somewhere" said Ranpo annoyed that he lost sight of you.

"What?!/when?"

The glaring continues.

"Why are the Port mafia even interested in knowing where the researcher go?" Said Fukuzawa with raise eyebrow as his eyes look down at Mori who smile evily with a tick mark on his for head.

"And what brings the agency to pry what we Port mafia does?"

"..."

"..."

"Some young girls are talking to the.. researcher"

Like a switch they all rush to where Ranpo stood who let out an annoyed sighed.

"Why are the agency interest on who those womens are? Huh? Is it some of your members to manipulate our executive?"

"Huh? As if! we don't stoop so low, perhaps it is your own members trying to sway him onto dealing and stay more in port mafia"

"Huh! He have his own life and privacy"

"Yes, he have his own privacy but that does imply to port mafia as well to stalk him"

"..."

"..."

The argument stopped when they notice your discomfort by been surrounded by some two-three high schoolers that are trying to sway in by just saying the dog is so cute to literally flirting with you.

Your eyes held discomfort as you try to be polite.

"You know, I don't like co-operafing but.. Will you help my partner y/n removing those girls from his side?" Asked Kouyou to Yosano who raised an eyebrow as she side glance at Fukuzawa who gave a shook.

"Argh! Comeon, Help us with this we can't just scooped and kick those girls it will literally asking to be jail"

"...."

"..."

"..."

"Alright... in one condition you tell us why you are here in first place"

"Same goes to you too... then"

"Alright"

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You don't know why and what just happen as Kouyou and Yosano just came between and sweet talk with the higschooler girls who squeak in fears and left running.

You just went to focus on the dog.

"You alright?"

"Yeah didn't thought the-/should it be you-" they both stopped as they frown when they notice you just patting the dog and smile when he bark and wave his tail happily.

"Good boy, are you hun-"

"Y/n"

"Oh, Right... Thank you? Akiko and Kouyou" You unsurely said as you don't know what to say, as the highschool girls that they chases away were only asking what the dog eat to be this big and what breed it was Or even how old the dog was.

You were discomfort because it wasnt your dog and you have no clue what the owner of the cafe gave to the dog to make the dog to be this big in size.

Maybe, Because of its breed you are not sure.

"Is he often like this?" Asked Yosano to Kouyou who let out a sighed.

"Unfortunately his focus has often been with the dog"

"What why?"

"Not sure.. he seems to take care of the dog more.. Especially he started to side tracketed in his own works"

"Pity, But how long had you guys raise as I doubt he suddenly just love the dog after raising it to the point to just stopped caring about work and focus on the dog"

"Well that dog was been taken by y/n to take care of by the cafe owner which he often visits as they went on vacation"

"How long has it been?"

"A month now, and he havent come to Port mafia headquarters for a week because of the dog"

"Heh.. Why not just take away the dog"

"...do you think that.. is easy"

"Hmm.. I barely know him but.. Yeah it won't be easy and-"

They both stop talking to see you already left so does the other members alarming them both.

"Ah! Come on they seriously left us?"

"Meh~ Ranpo have an weird interest on the researcher so yeah"

"He? That's.. Weird even y/n have interest on you"

"Me?"

"Yeah"

"How so?"

"He calls your.. first name"

"So.. did he call yours"

"Because.. we are partners since 14, I think but.. He doesn't know you much right?"

"...I guess.."

And so does it perk Yosano interest as they both left in search of where you left.

The whole up-and down came to an end as they finally saw you leave the park to go home with the dog happily barking .

As the evening fall they all tiredly stood there.

"So he rejected to drink Tea meetinf for the dog?"

"Yeah... He even didn't came to work for a week"

"..."

"...."

"You know.. The owner should really take away the dog"

"First time I agree with you"

As silence felt over.

But soon they both shook hands with the other members to agreed.

"We will find where that Owner of cafe left of too and quickly let them take away the dog"

"And.. we will try to make Y/n-kun not to be around the dog 24/7 so that he won't missed the dog when it truly left."

"..."

"Also what do you mean by Tea meeting, Fukuzawa-dono? Are you trying to steal my executive, Y/n-kun?"

"...."

He just gave a dead paned look and departed with the agency.

So, does the port mafia with one goal in mind.

'Never in million we will bring another pet so that y/n won't be distracted with it again'

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:n- that's all good day/night to all hope you take care!!

[melancholic-and-delusional]

Taking the BSD boys to a cat café pt.1

This can be platonic or romantic, whatever you want. I apologize in advance if there are any mistakes, but English isn't my native language.

Word Count: 1.4k

Gender Neutral Reader

Feat. Atsushi, Dazai, Chuuya, Akutagawa, Fyodor, Nikolai

Atsushi

He was rather excited to visit this cat café you've been hyping up. He loves cats, so, naturally, he would love to sit around so many of them while enjoying a nice beverage.

You both walked into the café and the smell of fresh coffee beans instantly hit your nostrils. As you looked around, you admired the cute cats you were surrounded by. You guys found a table and sat down. A waitress came over to you, took your order, and soon brought it to the table.

"How are you enjoying this experience so far?" you asked Atsushi before you took a sip of your cappuccino.

"It's quite nice actua-" a cat climbed up his lap and interrupted him. You chuckled at his surprised face. He soon relaxed. The cat seemed to get very comfortable, and Atsushi began to pet it gently.

"We've been here for about 10 minutes now, and a cat is already starting to like you. To be honest, I'm kind of jealous" you say with a soft smile on your face, "Perhaps they sense you're one of their own" you make the same dumb joke about his ability.

"I'm a tiger!"

"Same difference!"

You both laugh. You spent at least 2 hours at the café playing with the cats. It was a really fun experience that you enjoyed very much.

Dazai

He's obviously a cat person, so when you brought up the idea of visiting a cat café the next time you go out, he expected it to be quite a pleasant experience.

Dazai was sitting at a table. You, however, were at the other end of the shop playing with a bunch of kitties. His face had a bitter expression plastered all over it. The cats loved you, yet they seemed to hate him. He had already been scratched a dozen times while you were sitting on a soft carpet and petting a cat that was laying calmly on its back. Eventually, he got bored looking at you having fun without him and abandoned the coffee table.

You were sitting and petting a random cat and were completely lost in admiration for the adorable creature when suddenly a hand was placed on your shoulder.

"Don't ignore me for the cats! They can't be more important than I am!" Dazai whined and crouched down to you. You laughed at his childish antics and stopped petting the cat. You grabbed his hand and gently moved it closer to the laying animal. With a relaxed motion, you showed him how to pet the cat properly. He finally managed to befriend a cat and was overjoyed.

At the beginning of the date, he wanted you to leave as soon as possible, but now he cherished each second you spent there.

Chuuya

Chuuya's a dog person, but that doesn't stop him from having a soft spot for cats as well. When you suggested going to the local cat café he thought that it would be a normal hangout.

"When you asked me to go to a cat café with you, I didn't expect I would end up in these predicaments" Chuuya was sitting across from you at your table surrounded by half of the cats in the building. For some reason they seemed to love him. There was a cat sitting on his shoes, a cat quite literally sleeping on his lap, a third cat being pet by him and a small kitten which was toying with the chain on his hat barely keeping its balance on Chuuya's shoulder.

You were laughing and holding up your phone to take a picture while he did his best not to move much so he doesn't disturb the cats. Suddenly, the kitty on his shoulder fell down right onto the cat on his lap. A loud meowing was heard and the cat jumped from his lap onto the floor and ran away. The one laying on his feet got scared and ran the opposite way and so did the cat he was petting. Now he was holding the small kitten in his hands because it was the only one left. A genuine smile crept up on his pretty face at the small animal.

"This one is quite troublesome" he said and all you could do was lean your head into your palm and savour the moment.

After leaving the place, Chuuya couldn't help but feel a little sad he had to leave his new friend. He knew that he couldn't adopt him since he worked at the Port Mafia and he wouldn't have enough time to take proper care of the creature and also couldn't guarantee a safe environment for it, but he was determined to return soon.

Akutagawa

Akutagawa was uncertain about your suggestion. He didn't think that spending time along unpredictable creatures all around you was the best way to make use of one's time.

You both were sitting at the table sipping from your drinks. He watched you pet the cats who passed by your table and wondered what could possibly be so good about them that they made you so happy. Yes, they were cute, but beyond that he simply couldn't think of anything else.

As Akutagawa was tasting his beverage, he felt something nudge his leg. Slightly annoyed, he looked down, only to be met with the green eyes of a black slender cat cuddling his legs while gazing back at him. There was something about that stare that made his heart go weak at the adorable creature. He reached down to rub its head, and the kitty purred into his gentle touch. All of a sudden, he felt a warm feeling all over his chest. A small smile appeared on his pale face, and at that very moment, he realized why you appreciated cats so much.

The both of you spent the rest of the day playing with the cats and left the café very pleased.

Fyodor

You still remember the suspicious stare Fyodor gave you after you asked him to go to a cat café together. He did prefer cats over dogs, but hanging around a place filled to the brim with them seemed below him. Still, he agreed to entertain you since he appreciates your company and does not want to upset you.

And there you guys were, sitting on a lonely table close to the window. He had ordered white tea and didn't expect to actually like it as much as he did. He looked over to you and slightly opened his mouth to start a conversation when he noticed your attention was entirely occupied by a cat. You were smiling and playing with the cute animal while he stood with his mouth still open. He couldn't help but feel slight irritation that you'd prefer talking to a cat over him. Soon enough, though, the cat left your side, and you looked back at Fyodor.

"Why don't you try engaging with one of the cats?" you asked him, and he sighed. He glanced at a nearby cat laying on the fluffy carpet and reached his hand out to pet it. He found running his hand through the thick fur quite calming and continued to do that for a while.

"Perhpas it isn't so bad after all" he said.

"I told you you'd like it. We should go here more often. It's quite relaxing and you're always very busy and tired so it's a nice place to chill out for once."

You did end up coming there frequently when you had free time.

Nikolai

He loves any and all animals, and so when you offered him to sit at cat café he was thrilled.

As soon as you walked through the door, he immediately went up to pet all of the cats one by one. He was basically like a little kid at a candy shop. Once you sat down, he couldn't contain his excitement.

"Quiz time! How many cats will we be taking home?" he asked with enthusiasm.

"We can't adopt any right now and you know that, right? Besides, you'll most likely lose them during the first week" you reply calmly.

"Aww. A shame!" he exclaimed and stood up, "That means we have to spend as much time with them as possible." As soon as these words left his mouth, he picked up one of the cats. You watched in amusement as he played with each and every one.

You practically dragged him out of the building when it was about to close, and he ended up memorizing each cat's name.

Thank you so much for reading this, and I really hope you enjoyed it! If you find any of the characters a bit OOC, I'm really sorry. If you want, you can always send me a request to write something (my post about rules and requests is pinned)

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Wait wait wait wait in mer au I have never seen you talk about mermaid darling

What if darling is the mermaid and idk dazai or chuuya or both maybe are the humans and discover darling

Or them still being well whatever they are in mer au (siren and sea monster from what I remember) and darling also a mermaid:D

CW: yandere characters, toxic relationships, unhealthy idolization, implied murder/violence, invasion of privacy, reader is referred to as 'pet' in siren chuuya's part. unedited

human dazai is thrilled. he can hardly believe it! expect to be met with a barrage of questions from him, some from innocent curiosity, but mostly him wanting to know uncomfortably personal information. he begs and begs for you to let him stroke your tail, just once? it’s so shiny, you can’t really expect him to not be mesmerized by it! he’s impossible to escape, as he makes a habit of coming to your usual spot every waking moment, preferring to creep up on you and watch you go about your day before making his presence known. even if you switch to another spot—still close enough to watch the people walk by—he’ll scour the waters for you. soon enough, he even starts taking out a little boat to see you farther away from prying eyes. dazai brings you trinkets, despite you being the one with access to more valuable and rare items, and he knows that even though you act all huffy, you’re entranced by the newest gadgets he proudly waves at you. ah, but don't worry! he knows how to keep a secret. after all, he can't have anyone else coming after you, can he?

eelzai (eel dazai) isn't exactly used to cute little things like you coming by these parts of the waters. most other mer creatures are far more sociable than him and tend to live in more populated areas, never wandering near his cave unless it's out of curiosity about the rumored sea monster that lived there. it didn't particularly bother him to know that he was more feared than liked, and honestly, your shocked expression was awfully cute. what was surprising was how you kept coming back. maybe you were curious about him, too, peering shyly into his cave and quickly jolting back when you heard the slow swishing of his tail in the water. he didn't mind the company, though you probably thought he had no idea that you came around. sometimes, he'd lay as still as possible, waiting for you to come a little closer. closer, until your face was right next to his as you studied him carefully. he hoped you would stay longer, trace a finger, but within a few minutes, you were gone.

so he planned accordingly for the next time, hiding in a dark corner of the cave, lying in wait for you to believe it was empty, and come wandering in. and right as you came near the center, far enough from the opening so nobody would hear the yelp as you got dragged away, he would finally be able to have a nice conversation with you.

it shocks human chuuya the first time he sees you peering at him from the water, so much so that he jumps back and maybe cries out a little. despite his initial reaction, you were more than happy to educate him about your species, and you eagerly entertain all his questions and requests. maybe you were just lonely. not that he minded your attention. chuuya answers all of your questions and carefully remembers all the details you tell him about your life and home just in case. sometimes, startled by the sudden sounds of footsteps, you rush back into the water, and something you brought to show chuuya falls out beside his feet, which he silently pockets and pretends not to have seen when you ask about it. but no matter how much you plead with him to let you meet more humans, his friends, he refuses. there was no way he was going to let anyone come near you. chuuya even decides to learn diving, just to surprise you with a visit one of these days, now that he knows your favorite spots nearby.

siren chuuya is used to the envious stares of other mers, wishing they were as refined as him in any way. he's not as used to admiration, but it wasn't that uncommon. the degree of your admiration, however, was far from normal. he didn't know how you came to meet him, but the day you saw him you had fallen into a trance (as you liked to say) and since then, were rarely seen apart from him. you adored chuuya, constantly complimenting him and praising him, openly admitting you wished you were as alluring or as pretty as him because no human ever looked twice at you, especially not when all they wanted to see were sirens and other mystical creatures. chuuya never tells you that he's glad you're not as popular as him, he never tells you that he hates the idea of any foolish human fawning after you, nor does he tell you that he's already had to take care of a few suitors who were after your affection, those stupid enough to come and ask him for help in wooing you. no, he lets you believe that you should be happy in your current position, and lets you gush over him more and more, over the moon at any semblance of affection or praise from him. he liked you trailing behind him with starry eyes, his little pet.

[falloutjuli]

Hey I love your blog! That post that you wrote with y/n moving in with Chuuya had me kicking my feet and screaming it’s just *chefs kiss* perfect ❤️‍🔥 if your requests are open can I ask for Chuuya and Dazai with an artsy reader who loves to crochet and make them small clothing pieces/plushies? I’m so down bad for these men istg

Thank you so much for your nice words! It really means a lot to me to hear that you like it. Chuuyas part is shorter (no pun intended :D), since I struggled to write more. If I later come up with more ill come back to edit this post. For now, I hope you enjoy this! Dazais scenario was a lot of fun specifically!

_______________ Chuuya Nakahara/Dazai Osamu x artist!Reader!

Warnings: Dazai typical suicide mentions, Crack _______________

Requests are currently open!

Masterlist - Rules for Requests

Dazai:

Adores his plushie mini-me.

Definitely showed it around the ADA, asking everyone “You see this? They made it for me! Me! The similarity is striking, isn’t it?”

Requested a crocheted noose for his mini-me, so that “He can live the dream.”

Kunikida eventually got annoyed because instead of working Dazai kept playing with his plush, so he banished it to Dazais locker.

He now hangs it in there by the noose every time, not wanting Kunikida to potentially confiscate it.

You invited Dazai to make more mini plushies with you, which he did take you up on.

And while your skilled hands got Mini Ranpo, Atsushi, Yosano, Fukuzawa, Kyouka, Kenji and the Tanizaki siblings done, Dazai worked on Kunikidas mini me.

Definitely drew angry eyebrows on Kunikidas already rough looking doll, giggling like a madman.

“Hey there!”You called into the office, quickly slipping in with a giftbag and some baked goods. You were immediately greeted by the ADA staff who coincidentally were all gathered in the main room.

Dazai already knew why you were here, so he happily spun in his chair, his sly grin ever so present on his face. Before you could even set the plates of muffins down, Ranpo had already stolen two off it, peeking in the giftbag as he did. “As a thanks for helping me out last month, I made all of you something!” You proclaimed and started giving everyone their mini-me.

Fukuzawa thanked you wholeheartedly, unable to hide the big smile when he spotted the cat you made extra for him. Kenji and Yosano both inspected the cute plushes, marveling at the details, like Yosanos Butterfly accessories and chainsaw and Kenjis little hat and street sign.

Ranpos Mini-me was promptly placed on his desk, while he was busy eating the muffins you had brought along. Atsushi kept asking how you were able to do that and if he could learn it too and Kyouka just starred at hers with a blushing face, only able to mutter a quiet “Thank you!”when you passed her a muffin.

As you shuffled to Kunikida, you whispered your apologies to him, while Dazai presented Mini-Kunikida. The proportions looked off, it wasn’t as well made as the others and the big black marker made eyebrows had the ADA laugh as the blond took it from your boyfriend.

“Thank you..I’m guessing you made it, Dazai?”He asked, unsure what to say to the plush.

“Yes! One hundred percent handmade, with these Hands!”Dazais said, showing off his hands.

While everyone was talking, showing off their gifts to one another, Dazai pulled you close, hugging you from behind.

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Chuuya:

His plushie sits on his work desk and if someone makes it fall off, he will pretend to not care, but he will softly pick it up to put it back on its place once they leave.

Normally not the kind of guy to integrate crotched clothing into his styles but he changes it a little so he can wear something you made when hes casually out and about.

Became a big fan of the socks you made for him, all with patterns to match him of course.

Tried crocheting with you once, but its not really his thing. He does like watching you though or helping you if you need it, while he sits next to you doing his own thing.

Offers you to buy anything you need. Need new materials? Well get ready to be taken shopping and if you as much as look at something, it’ll be put in your basket.

Would 100% ask for a crotched dog, made to look like the one from his favorite movie.

“Doll?”He asks, watching as you resumed your pattern, after taking a sip from your share of the wine. “Yes Chuu?”

”You think you could make me a dog plush? Like the one from ‘The boy and The Puppy’?”

You laughed, leaning onto his shoulder as you continued. “Sure! I’ll finish this one and then see what I can do.”

He pressed a kiss on top of your head, smiling already just thinking about the tiny plush.

It took a while until you had it ready, you did the final steps while enjoying a nice evening with him on the couch, watching said movie.

“There. It’s all done!” You finally proclaimed and sat your material down, before handing Chuuya the newly made plush.

You thought you had outdone youreself this time, it looked so much like the dog from the movie, so you hoped Chuuya would love it just as much.

The ginger spun it around looking at it in awe.

“I still can’t believe you can just create things like this. Thank you so much!”

He quickly gave you a kiss, pulling you close to cuddle with you, as his eyes kept darting from his plush to the movie template.

"I am so lucky to have you, doll." He mumbled, still not believing that his partner could make all these lovely presents for him.

From his mini-me plush, to the wine themed socks you made and now this plushie he will forever treasure all these little things you made specifically for him.

[delusionalwriter02]

Can you do a insta as yosano, akutagawa or gin gf pls(? this series is really cute :D

Insta as Yosano's GF

a/n : I LOVE Yosano and I have so many ideas for way too much characters so let's go!! thank you so much for your request <3

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Yn_theoneandonly : We did a photoshoot and I fell in love again

Ranthebestpo : Omg she's stunning

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : She really is

Yosanurgirl : Bee I love you SO SO MUCH

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : I love you more

Elisefather : My eyes are blessed

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : And you're blocked

↳ Daze_i : You accept compliments from Ranpo but not from Mori ?

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : Ranpo is a bro, Mori is a weirdo

↳ Daze_i : Yeah I see it now

Atsushiii : I love the vibe of the photo, it's calming but sexy at the same time, really you did great

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : You have NO RIGHT for being so cute and nice

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : Atshushi we should totally do your photos like the white hair shining under the sun, at the beach, I can style your hair a little bit and you'll have EVERYBODY head over heels for you

↳ Atshushiii : I don't think that's a good idea but I trust you

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : LET'S GO, @.Yosanurgirl we have work to do

↳ Yosanurgirl : with pleasure bee

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Yn_theoneandonly : i'm the luckiest person

Atsushiii : Thank you it was really nice

↳ Yosanurgirl : no problem, it was fun

Daze_i : You went to the beach and didn't invite me ???

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : It was for Atsushi not you

↳ Daze_i : But you were in swimsuit

↳ Yosanurgirl : Only I deserve to see MY girlfriend in swimsuit

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : I love it when you're jealous

Gintonic : girlllllssss come to my place tomorrow, the new pool is finished, Higuchi will be here too

↳ Yosanurgirl : OMG IT'S FINALLY FINISHED ?? we'll totally come

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : It's been sooo long since the last time I saw Higuchi, I miss you both

↳ Higucci : Miss you too girls

↳ Daze_i : Can I come ?

↳ Gintonic : Of course not

↳ KunikiDA : Dazai tomorrow you have a mission so, no, you don't break into Gin's house

↳ Daze_i : How do you always knows what I'm about to do, it's getting annoying

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Yn_theoneandonly : it was such a lovely night

Gintonic : it would have been even better if the fuckers didn't came

↳ Yosanurgirl : I still don't understand how they did it

↳ Daze_i : I ask Akutagawa for the security codes

↳ Gintonic : @.Akutagawa you're a traitor

↳ Akutagawa : But he said it would help him

↳ Gintonic : And you didn't even question his actions ????

↳ Akutagawa : I stoped doing that a long time ago

KunikiDA : So how many were you in the end ?

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : 6. Higuchi, Gin, Yosano and I at first then Dazai and Chuuya came but they brought gifts so we forgave them

↳ KunikiDA : what have they brought ?

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : Chuuya brought Yosano and I favorite wine, Dazai absolutely nothing so actually he is the only one we don't talk to anymore

↳ KunikiDA : just wine is enough for you ?

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : If it's enough for Yosano then it's enough for me

↳ KunikiDA : I'm loosing faith in you

Atshushiii : Why is there fireworks behind Yosano ?

↳ Yosanurgirl : Ask Chuuya and Dazai

↳ Atsushiii : @.Daze_i @.Chu_uya

↳ Daze_i : I don't remember why but I bought fireworks so I had to use them

↳ Chu_uya : The house behind is Akutagawa's, I wanted to annoy him a bit but he wasn't there so it's not fun

↳ Atsushiii : You two are friends only for pissing peoples off

↳ Chu_uya : We are not friends

↳ Daze_i : what are we Chuchu ?

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : Are we assisting something private ?

↳ Chu_uya : ABSOLUTELY NOT DAZAI STOP BEING SUGGESTIVE

↳ Daze_i : never

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Yosanurgirl : birthday girl

Yn_theoneandonly : HAPPY BIRHTDAY MY LOVE

↳ Yosanurgirl : I love you Bee

Ranthebestpo : Are you going to the restaurant I told you about ?

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : SHUT UP STUPID BRAIN IT'S A SURPRISE

↳ Ranthebestpo : oops my bad

↳ Yosanurgirl : I never read that

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : RANPO I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

↳ p0e : i dare you

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : fuck it, you're both not worth my time

KunikiDA : Have a great night you two

↳ Yosanurgirl : Thank you Doppo, you'll be here this weekend for the party ?

↳ KunikiDA : Yes I wrote it in my notebook

↳ Daze_i : Of course you did

↳ KunikiDA : got something to say Dazai ? Should I remind you that I still have your gun lockdown ?

↳ Daze_i : give it back to me pleasssseeeeeee

↳ KunikiDA : The day you become actually responsible, I will

↳ Daze_i : But I am responsible

↳ KunikiDA : You're always late, you break into people's house, I always have to stop you from killing yourself, you never do your report, you hide my notebook, you don't show up to the meetings, that's not what I call responsible

↳ Daze_i : you're not a funny person

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Yn_theoneandonly : guess who's going to change her last name

Gintonic : CONGRATS MY GIRLLLLSSSSS I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU

Higucci : IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING

Ranthebestpo : Yosano you listened to me, I'm surprised

I love this serie omg I feel like i'm doing way too much post but I LOVE IT so thank you so much for your request!!

See you <3

[herwritingartcowboy]

can I req Dazai + chuuya comforting s/o who has broken their foot? I appreciate it! Remember to stay hydrated and to take care of urself <33

Thank you for the request. And yes thank you for reminding to drink water.

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Character(s): Dazai, Chuuya

Warning(s):

Readers Gender: Gn

Chuuya~

You were running away from people who had been chasing you after you shot their leader. As you were trying to get away you had went onto of a building but they followed you up there. It seemed you had been cornered but from what you can see you can jump across to the next building, so you did.

But when you landed from your jump something felt like it cracked and you feel and your foot was consumed by pain. You heard your chasser getting ready to jump the building as you yourself was trying to get up but you heard a familiar voice.

"You know that was stupid of you" " Sh-shut up and help me up. I think I broke my foot" "Hold on I need to get rid of those". You looked still seeing the chaser pulling out their weapons.

Chuuya left you to go take down the chasers as you tried to pick yourself up, you did get up but you couldn't walk on your left foot so you used the wall to help you walk as you dragged your foot around. "Need any help" "Please", Chuuya helped you back to the Port Mafia as you got a quick check up and you learned that you did in fact broke your foot.

You will still be able to do missions but you won't really be in the action. You were okay with your broken foot but still were upset. That was when you had been handed a nice glass of wine, "To help you with the pain" "Thanks".

You and Chuuya sat there finishing the bottle he had brought for the both of you. As the night came late and the bottle was finished Chuuya looked at you than was taken aback. You had tears coming out your eyes and when you saw him look at you, you wiped them away. "Y/n are you okay?" "Yeah", you said trying to smile but the pain in your foot worsen. "You know a healer did say they will be coming later this week" "I know but the pain it hurts so bad cause I failed at my mission" "How did you think you failed" "You had to come in and wasted your time on me".

Chuuya was surprised at that but he than thought about it more. You had always seem like a prideful person and you never really asked for help on mission, all in all you never needed help like that.

"I would have done it either way" "The hell-" "Even if you hadn't broken your foot I still would've helped you. I know you are a great fighter but there is a reason why so many of us work together." "But my foot for the whole week I will be reminded of-" "Of how you still finished of the target and I came and saved you. The missions was a success just the escape".

Chuuya looked away from you after that as you only held your head down. Chuuya did try to get up only for you to stop him. "I think I might need help standing up", Chuuya only smiled as he helped you and he will continue to help you because he loved you.

Dazai~

You were in a fight but when you thought the fight was over you got cheap shot leaving you with a broken foot being carried by Dazai. "Y/n are you okay" "N-no my foot I think I broke it" "Hang on than I still think we are being tracked". As you and Dazai were hiding out waiting for the others. You had tried to move your foot around but you only winced in pain. Dazai notice this as he held your hand, "squeeze my hand when you feel the pain". After that Dazai can feel that you are breaking his as how hard you've ben squeezing it. "Breath in and out Y/n I promise it would be over soon", Dazai said as he brushed his thumb on your hand as you tried to focus on your breathing.

"J-just hold on there Y/n Atsushi should be here soon and we can leave", after saying that Atsushi came up to the both of you. "Oh Y/n are you okay" "Just get me to Yosano, please", after that you three were back at the Armed Detective Agency where Yosano came and helped healed you.

After a couple of hours later you came back out seeing that Dazai had stuck back and waited for you. "I thought you would have been home by now" "And leave someone as beautiful as you here to walk home by yourself". "Well thank you Dazai but I'll be fine" "Come on please Y/n" "Well if imma be stuck with you do you just wanna get a drink" "Are you paying?".

"Well this is your thank you drink" "For what waiting for you" "No, by helping me when my foot was broken I really need some comfort, thank you for that". You said walking out of the Ada with Dazai right behind you.

[littencloud9]

since you want more kunichuu: 2, 6 & 11 for the ask + your fluffiest & silliest hcs for them <3

hehehe HELLO!!

2. What their love letters look like

so fucking cheesy it is disgusting. i like to think chuuya mails kunikida letters along with the random gifts he sends him like: hi pretty boy <3 these are for you! hope work is going well xoxo. and then kunikida reuses those letters by turning them into flowers or something similar and gifting them to chuuya when they get home

6. How they decorated their bedroom

chuuya being a neat hoarder is important to me. their bedroom has so much clutter. it drove kunikida a little crazy at first but then he got used to it and started adding even more things. they’re both sentimental losers so lots of photos and mementos (movie tickets, keychains, postcards etc). also kunikida gifted chuuya a tiny dog plushie and it sits on their massive bed, tucked in every morning

11. What their first impression was of each other

kunikida: mafia executive nakahara chuuya. i need to be wary of him. he is, as i’ve heard, feisty and feral and has a huge temper and. oh, he’s smiling. he’s kind of cute. NO—

chuuya: stuck-up. boring. agency’s second in command. tf is he so tall for. dazai’s new partner UGH whatever. i dont even care— why the HELL did he just blow up!!!! …why was that kind of cool. fuck????

aaand have some pre-dating but definitely pining hcs because i am WEAK!!

chuuya had that childish urge to tug on kunikida’s ponytail one (1) time. yes they gave in. no they didn’t regret it

kunikida HATES that kenji and chuuya get along so well. until he saw chuuya genuinely laughing with kenji, to which he dropped his pen over it and it stopped working forever

neither of them are very touchy before dating, but it is noted that they shake hands after joint meetings a little longer than necessary

kunikida had a nose piercing that closed up and when chuuya found out they got stars in their eyes

chuuya didn’t know how to deal with his feelings at first. cue to a LOT of pacing on the ceiling and cursing kunikida out

after the initial disapproval, kunikida gained a lot of respect for chuuya and speaks of them highly. in a Purely Civil And Work-Appropriate Way of course

they went to karaoke for whatever reason with some other characters. chuuya sang a romantic rock ballad while looking straight into his eyes and kunikida had to leave the room

chuuya, after a meeting: of course, pretty boy. see you next time [insert cool wave and wink]

chuuya, the moment kunikida is out of sight: ?;!;!;&(!&.:!;& WHY DID I SAY THAT

kunikida is terrible at understanding pick up lines. chuuya thought he was just rejecting him really nicely. until they start dating and they brought it up and kunikida is like ?? you were FLIRTING?? and chuuya’s like ?? YOU COULDN’T TELL???

i dont know how to end this so last one: chuuya offhandedly mentions some complicated math equation he does for his ability to work and kunikida falls in love

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AH IM SORRY I SENT THAT UNFINISHED PLEASE READ THIS ONE INSTEAD

Dazai’s been grumpy all day in his big headspace, only to be unconsolable when kunikda tries to put him down for his nap.

He won’t stop crying no matter what, won’t eat or drink anything, and can only be held for so long before he gets fussy and starting wiggling aggressively to get down.

No one knows what to do, poor thing wailing until he goes hoarse, and just continues to cry. The only people who can get close to him are ranpo and atsushi; but they can’t do much beside cuddle with him in the playpen.

Ranpo’s distressed because nothing he tries to do fixes the situation, and atsushi is crying too because he’s sad dazai is so upset. Yet they refuse to leave his side and sit with dazai while he cries.

Unsure what to do, kunikida calls chuuya, who promises to come as soon as he can. Leaving a very important meeting to run home before heading to the agency.

Once he gets there, he all but rushes into the break room with a bag in hand. Chuuya smiles as he makes eye contact with dazai, slowly taking off his shoes and coat and setting them down on a chair before he goes to join dazai in the playpen.

Poor dazai just starts crying harder when he sees chuuya, his companions forgotten as he whines brokenly and reaches out to make make grabby hands at chuuya.

What was wrong? He missed chuuya. Bad

Kunikida and yosano pull out atsushi and ranpo, leaving the executive alone with his baby.

Chuuya gets in with dazai, a baby who’s so overjoyed to see chuuya he’s a pain to get in the redheads lap because he’s squirming so much to get closer.

Once he gets dazai settled he tells him he brought dazai something. He grabs the bag he brought from home and pulls out fishie. Dazai grabs him immediately and cuddles it between him snd chuuya.

It takes a while to get dazai calmed down enough to be able to transport him safely to his apartment, but chuuya knows dazai’s feeling better when he starts playing with the chain on chuuya’s hat.

Everyone in the agency is amazed out how fast it was for chuuya to calm down (ranpo lets it slip he misses chuuya) and realise they should have called him sooner. Enemies be damned, they care about their resident baby.

Chuuya then takes babyzai home and they have a nice calming night where chuuya makes him drink lots of warm water for his throat, and a bottle for his tummy

(I didnt mean to send this early whoops lol i dropped my phone. SORRY IT’S SO LONG i keep thing about this)

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It’s ok it happens!! I hope ur phone is okay!

Poor baby, I totally think he works himself up and spirals and convinces himself Chuuya’s not ever gonna come around again 🥺 he just gets snappy and pushes everyone away and then he feels so awful he doesnt know what to do or how to fix it 😭 his head is full of big feelings and he feels tiny and its too much 😭 good thing the agency cares about him so much i love the part about them wanting to put aside being ‘enemies’ because they all love dazai 😭🩵 really sweet and heartwarming i love this family sm aifhdijhsiu

[tomato-turn]

"You're really attractive!"he says. The redhead,he proposed, looked at him perplexed.

"That's flattering, I suppose." The redhead replies while looking at the rose, the taller man had brought.

"Well, I hope you'll accept the compliment and my heart~My lady~" he says and adds,"I'm Dazai, Dazai Osamu!" While stretching out his free hand cheerfully.

The redhead snorts a little at the word 'my lady'. "I'm not a lady." He says, chuckling and taking brunnet's hand, adds "The name's Nakahara, Nakahara Chuuya. But please call me Chuuya." Amused.

Dazai's brain had stopped due to shock. What the hell was he thinking? It was obvious Chuuya was a boy, even though he had quite a feminine structure, that is if you look closely, and Dazai has been looking at Chuuya for a year.

Back of him, his friends, Ranpo and Yosano, were snickering and chuckling, trying to smother their laughs but failing miserably. In front of him, Chuuya's friends, Shirase and Yuan, were chuckling too. Dazai was having a hard time processing the information.

"Ah. I knew that!" He adds, quite hastily.

Chuuya snickers and says, "Oh? So you admit I'm pretty attractive, or was that a joke?" With a smirk.

"Oh, please." Dazai replied while rolling his eyes. "You're just flattering yourself. Of course, that was a joke! I'd never date a man and especially not a man as short as you." Dazai lies pretty easily.

At that Chuuya retorts. "Fuck you! I ain't that funking short! I'm average." He adds the last line quite hesitantly.

At this reaction, Dazai can't help but smirk. "Oh? But you as short as a plankton. I think I'll need magnifying glasses to see you." Dazai snorts. Chuuya's friends couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Chuuya ears and cheeks become a little red due to anger and embarrassment. He furrows his brow with irritation.

"Hey bud!" He starts talking, grinding his teeth. "I'll let you go with a warning. Don't call me short, or else I'll beat the living shit out of you!" He says threateningly.

Dazai snorts and starts talking. "Sure, chibi sure, you can't even -" He was cut short with Chuuya's fist landing on his fist within his gut. It was quite painful. Dazai seriously hadn't counted this one bit. He groans with pain. "Oww."

"Do that again, I'll make sure the next time I do, I'll aim for the face." Chuuya says with a grin plastered on his face. He turns and leaves with his friends laughing and snickering, leaving the hurt Dazai groaning in pain.

That was their first interaction. But certainly not their last.

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Dazai Osamu is an odd character to many. He's a 22 year old, tall brunette, a student in a college with odd features.

Firstly, he wears bandages almost all over his body, ALWAYS. He prefers not to be called by his birth name, which is odd, even when if it is his friends calling him that. He gives them a cold look and requests them not to call him that.

But despite that, he's a very cheerful person, which would've been nice if he didn't talk about suicide and death alarmingly. He's also that kind of person who is very laid-back, chill, and annoying.

Right now, he's in his second year with his friends Edogawa Ranpo and Yosano Akiko. How did they meet? Dazai is one of the top 3 in his first year and even helps his seniors with their studies, too. This had caught the eye of Ranpo, Dazai's senior, since he's the top 1 in the whole campus. He thought it would've been nice to meet someone with high intellect because he knows that Dazai isn't top 3 just because he studies hard. Yosano was already Ranpo's friend the time Dazai met them.

It has been a year since he joined the institute, and it has been well and good. Until a redhead showed up a month later. Somehow, he had gotten the brunnet's eye and has been eyeing him for a year. Until Ranpo pointed it out to do it as a dare.

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Chuuya joined a month late at the institution. He's a redhead with temperamental issues. His eyes are bright blue. And he's short, shorter than an average man. His facial and bodily features are quite feminine at first. But soon enough, it is obvious that he's a male.

His attire is very odd to Dazai. He wears a simple white t-shirt with a leather jacket over it. The pants he wears are also leather. He wears a choker and a very tacky hat, which Dazai says,'it makes him look like a slug with a bad fashion sense'.

His friends, Shirase and Yuan, are from the same year. He'd been with them for seven years now. They're from a group named 'the sheep' which Shirase formed. Of course, there were other members too, but they have gone to other institutions, they keep in touch though.

Although Chuuya is temperamental, he's a very genuine and caring person. He loves animals and nature and is humble. Even though at first he gives the 'bad boy, no else matters other than me', impression.

He also had been in the institute for a year like Dazai and had just started the second year. Until the whole confession thing. Somehow, Dazai had also caught his eye long before this, when he had never officially met before.

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MINOR DNI TW. Yandere TW. Kidnapping

ok ok so I'm assuming your asking Yandere Dazai vs Yandere Chuuya with a naïve clueless darling- so this is a terrible terrible match to even begin with

yandere Dazai the sadist who manipulative and wants you to be broken down to nothing- almost like as if he wants a doll

Yandere Chuuya who an extreme protective who's too possessive of you and wants you to rely on all of him

you are not gonna like this.. and especially a naïve darling?... hope your mentally and emotionally healthy for this lol

This can depend on which life point were in with these two- the more reasonable would be ADA vs Mafia Chuuya I think this can happen in a few ways but my best thoughts are

One you would have to meet them both but on a unique situation. Yandere Dazai definitely will be the one to go up to you because of his already known flirty personality with women, Chuuya is a more uncommon situation-

You would have to be in the mafia for him or I think it could also work of you have done something nice for him and it's more like simple kindness. Like holding the door for him even though he's a stranger, saying sorry when you bump to him, if you at a food center giving him napkins if he's looking for them.

Then think of how this might affect these two- Yandere Dazai with a clueless darling here where you take his flirt a little too seriously and tell him that there is more to life than suicide and that even if you don't see it- there will be many peers of his will be deeply hurt to see him gone so soon. To Dazai the man who was once a fear mafia executive hearing such generous and kind words will have him more over the moon

Chuuya who had experience genuine kindness from you and treated him like a human made him feel like he wasn’t the monster he had always though he was. Your kindness has brought light to his unwelcoming world. To him you are the light that shines in the dark

After the meeting with both yanderes will always try to be by your side at all times. Both of them will stalk you for more details on you. Yandere Chuuya having his men take notes on you for him when he's away and Dazai just stalking you with his wits. Though... this comes to the major conflict

Yandere Dazai isn't stupid, and neither is yandere Chuuya- sure Yandere chuuya isn't as witted as Dazai but that doesn't mean he isn't smart- Yandere Chuuya most likely found out about Yandere Dazai little interest for you was from either his men or his former partner himself Dazai and vice verse with Dazai. This won't be good lol

Considering that you still haven’t figure out that the two most dangerous men have feelings for you they both take action. Both yandere will attempt to personally be by you at all times and it will slowly become insufferable

Yandere Chuuya refuses to let you go see someone else without his permission or without him because it's too dangerous for someone who innocent like you to be alone.

Yandere Dazai will make sure everyone you once knew leave your life, and the only still with you is Dazai your only prince charming.

This straight up ends up you being constantly kidnapped by both of them- Yandere Chuuya will lock you up with full maximum security in his large penthouse and Dazai baling you out just for you to be locked up in his bedroom. This will go on until they both actually meet up and deal with each other face to face

This fight won't end well to be honest.. Yandere Dazai smart and witted by not strong enough to beat Chuuya in a battle and Yandere Chuuya has enough strength to kill any man on earth but lacks the wits of his former partner. The fight is tiring and physically and mentally draining so... you have a at least only two options

1. To pick either one of them

or Choose both

Both yandere are not up sharing you especially when they have to share it with each other- but if you really really pull this off, it might be a Possible

Choose wisely or the punishment will be yours

So umm I hope this is good for you lol- I’m not a writer so I hope this long post is what you want! 💀

- MM