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thefaeriecreek · 11 months

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Link would be the type of chess player that has a hard time concentrating on the strategy of the whole board and can only concentrate on a piece at a time. He loses most games, but his strategy is nonexistent, making him extremely unpredictable. Revali is a master strategist, (which we can see in his dialogue in Age of Calamity), so Link's blockheaded, rock-eating playing style is infuriating.

#everybody's favorite rock-eater playing “chest” as he called it #link #revali #revalink #if only because they will be boyfriends #botw #loz #breath of the wild #i like writing Link as kind of this dumbass that is actually kind of smart about certain things #like he seems really dumb but really he's just too autistic to communicate properly and will sometimes point at a horse and go “horse”#in other words he is me #i am he #art #thefaeriecreekart

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radiance1 · 2 months

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Danny: Hey, I need you to be my boyfriend for a week.

Jason: What.

Danny: My parents are coming over and I've apparently accidentally talked about a partner more than once and only realized when they said they wanted to meet them.

Jason, currently still solidifying his power as a Crime Lord: Excuse me?

Danny: Let me get this out of the way, I do not consider you at all a person of romantical interest and a friend. But I need you to act as my partner for only a week until my parents go on their merry way over to my sister, okay?

Jason: Is there, quite literally, no one else to ask this?

Danny: You're my only friend who lives in Gotham, plus we share the same apartment.

Jason: That's almost sad.

Danny: You in?

Jason: Sure, why not.

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Maddie: Danny, honey.

Danny: Yes mom?

Maddie: I don't mean to.... question, who you choose as your parent but. Well, me and your father was just wandering if he was a... [Maddie gestures with her hand] you know, one of those.

Danny, uncomprehendingly staring at his mother's hand: What.

Maddie: Oh dear, how do I bring this up. You know, one of those.

Danny: Mother I need more context.

Jack: If your boyfriend a crime lord!?

Maddie: Jack!

Jack: What? Beating around the bush wasn't helping!

Danny: Say WHAT?

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Danny: Hey dude, thanks for helping with this even though you didn't need to!

Jason: No problem, I wasn't doing anything too [Crime Lord activities flash through his mind] important.

Danny: Can you believe my parents thought you were a crime lord though? Weird am I right?

Jason:

Danny: Jason. You are scaring me.

Jason: Haha, yea that's weird isn't it?

Danny: Jason.

Jason: Well, I have to leave now to attend to my totally real and totally not crime related job at the ice cream shop.

Danny: [Squints eyes]

Jason: [Internally sweating bullets]

Danny: Suuuuure, bring me back some ice cream though.

Jason: [Thumbs up and leaves]

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Danny isn't romantically interested in Jason in the least #Neither is Jason romantically interested in Danny #But he needed a partner and Jason was the only one available #Jason somehow managed to balance that and being a crime lord #Jack and Maddie instantly had the suspicion of him being Red Hood aka a crime lord aka a criminal aka a danger to their boy #Danny doesn't know at ALL though and so they hang that theory up because if Danny didn't know then he probably wasn't a crime lord #Jason's identity was almost blown because he pretended to be the boyfriend of his friend #Again Danny doesn't know shit about him being Red Hood he just thought dude was dedicated to his job plus its Gotham #Not that weird to come back with scraps and scratches

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tubbytarchia · 4 months

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maybe. I hope you guys never stop asking for ranchers

#once again struggling so hard with the human anatomy but we pull through!! Practise makes perfect!!#rancher duo #team ranchers #tango tek #jimmy solidarity #trafficblr #trafficshipping #how dare you douse tango in water /lh. I'm only forgiving you because it made me think of more rancher fluff #I desperately want Jimmy to absentmindedly play with Tango's tail and I desperately want Tango to like that. He gets to purr as a treat #he's messing Jimmy's feathers the fuck up but its okay. boyfriend priveleges #tubby art

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xray-vex · 2 months

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THE SHOW IS THE RELATIONSHIP, s2 edition

THE SHOW IS THE RELATIONSHIP

[The Show is the Relationship, Part 1]

#friendly reminder #again #because it seems like some people needed a friendly reminder #the show is the relationship #ofmd #our flag means death #edward teach #stede bonnet #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #ofmd meta #david jenkins #if you don't like the ed and stede show then don't watch the ed and stede show #ofmd s2 #power couple #the only romance ever #the most boyfriendest boyfriends #they fucked btw

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sunflowergraves · 29 days

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#been a solid minute since I posted #welcome back to memes only I find funny #solangelo #will solace #tsats #nico di angelo #also lowkey kinda funny that will was on the verge of death the whole book and he still managed to take L after L from everyone #Tripped after being told to be careful #Coffee spilled on him after reassuring Nico the subway was awesome #summoning a mini army of birds and dogs when he tried to take a silly walk #cheese hat and shoelace soup after traumatizing nightmares #nearly knocked into The Abyss #hit in the face by his sun globe #like damn honestly i would also be pissed and cranky #how could i forget when he tried to speak trog and accidentally said he was going to eat them #and losing the oars to the canoe trying to build nico a cute minecraft house #i can't stay anything because im like this on a daily basis. i feel for both our boyfriends

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iennoganan-aha · 27 days

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Sigma PLEASE he’s not funny girl. GO‼️

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omtai · 4 months

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pete wentz and patrick stump were soooooo good in Jennifer's Body (2009) !!!

#omtai art #joe would be needy's lame boyfriend Chip #and andy would be the emo dude Colin #this is the result of too much free time #honestly this was just an excuse to draw pete in the hearts hoodie.#but this was fun. ignore that only one of them is painted i just felt like painting suddenly #tags explosion #fall out boy #fob #pete wentz #patrick stump #peterick #i guess.....#omg hold on #in my 11 months since becoming entranced by bands..... this is the first time i made rpf art #(explodes)#also petes a vampire because i said so

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kyouka-supremacy · 4 months

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Alright what's up with the last two Hoshikawa arts and Akutagawa and Chuuya wearing hats that are suspiciously similar to the Hunting Dogs one

#It's probably nothing worth looking into.#I just found it currious that it was the same hat two illustrations consecutively. Hoshikawa must have been into that hat recently ahah #Besides I only notcied in the first place because my brain went “omg matching hat. Boyfriends 🥰🥰🥰”#ryūnosuke akutagawa #chūya nakahara #teruko ōkura #bsd #bungou stray dogs #shiwasu hoshikawa art #mine #In the end I suppose it's just a generic military style hat.#It's just odd to see Akutagawa and Chuuya being associated with the military when they have little to no connection to it #...#Btw I'm totally on board with hd Akutagawa becoming canon.#Not that I think it would make sense or anything I just think he looks good in the hd uniform

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nightgoodomens · 6 months

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I love the general disgust from the fandom, David and Michael whenever Crowley and Aziraphale are called buddies/friends etc in media.

#they kissed #on the mouth #I hope media only calls them that because they don’t want to spoil the ending #but are they #idk #they could use different words #it doesn’t need to be telling #but it doesn’t need to reduce them to buddies either #good omens #crowley #ineffable fandom #good ineffable omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable boyfriends #ineffable dumbasses #ineffable idiots #ineffable lovers #aziraphale #aziracrow

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seaweedbrain404 · 6 months

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i don’t know who needs to hear this (me) but if you experience chronic pain or illness or you’re disabled and you can’t work at all or you can’t work certain jobs or you can only work a couple hours or you’re struggling to find a job, it’s okay. especially if you’re also in full time education because this is difficult and i wish we didn’t have to work whilst being in full time education.

but my point is; you are trying your best with what you have. do not push yourself to do what able bodied and healthy people are doing because that is not only an unrealistic, but quite unfair, standard to set for yourself

#kept feeling guilty because my able bodied boyfriend has been pulling 8hr shifts every weekend #and i’ve only been working a 5hr shift on a saturday #then i remembered how much i struggle move around sometimes and maybe i shouldn’t be so hard on myself #disability #disabled #chronic illness #chronic pain #chronically ill #chronic fatigue

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vellichorom · 30 days

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did you know i ALSO dabble in spooky monthifying all KINDS of characters? at the PEAK of last october, i spedrun through drawing canons, fancharacters, & OC references in the spooky month artstyle for a thing between friends & DAMMIT I'm STILL PROUD of them!

so here's me flexing a little;

FEATURING! @thedoodlecorner's OCs as WELL as @tomiechu's !!!!

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iwasbored777 · 9 months

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Love learning new things just like the other day someone said that, apparently, in order to lean on Miles' shoulder Gwen had to use extra strength and concentration cuz it's already hard to sit upside down and she made it even more difficult by balancing her weight enough to lean her upper body towards another person and it made me think of how she didn't hold hands with him which was way easier to do in that position but she felt so bad that she rejected him that she said "fuck gravity he needs to know that I care. I already fell for him I might as well fall down too"

#love gwen's policy being like i can't be with you but i just want you to know that you mean the world to me #even if i never say that and if you don't think so you do #honestly this world is so messed up that it's hard to open up even when you want to even when she could in itsv unlike here #she didn't because it wasn't so easy #but i love that she didn't cuz her entire character was making friends again not making boyfriends #and i was happy to see that despite the chemistry and being so adorable they remained friends #and they knew each other for few days it was too quick #and his uncle just died #and peter was right there lol they couldn't kiss in front of him not the first time at least #so they should get married in the end of btsv it's only fair #gwen stacy #miles morales #gwiles #ghostflower #spider man across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #spiderverse

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mangokabuto · 2 months

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they miss him :(

@the-orion-inexpirience you couldn't just drop what is one of the best usopp outfits in onepiece and expect me not to do anything about it

#my art #usona #sanuso #sanami #sanusona #completely only implied because i said so. you could read it as platonic if you want to lmfao #remember in Whole Cake when Usopp and Nami were complaining abt being hungry and missing their boyfriend while luffy tried to eat chopper #cause i do #ORION THIS IS NOT THE LAST TIME I WILL DRAW UR WCI USOPP. GODWILLING I HAVE MORE IDEAS #YOU HAVE FED ME GREATLY TY #AH FUCK I FORGOT THE GLOVES i'll get them next time

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weallpartyatybcpatricksfuneral · 6 months

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i don't ship peterick because calling whatever is actually wrong with them "romance" is a disservice to how genuinely insane they are for each other

#like!!!#maybe its just me idk but i personally believe that two guys can be totally in love with each other and devoted to the other and not know #where one of them ends and the other begins and not be boyfriends.#whatever is actually wrong with them is better than anything romance could cook up sorry but its the truth #i want to study their brains in a lab and squish them like bugs why do they act the way they are #and tbh i hate when people straight up assume the only reason why two people have a deep devoted relationship is because theyre boyfriends #or something #fall out boy #fob #patrick stump #pete wentz

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lazycranberrydoodles · 8 months

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COME ON GUYS DON'T LET DIANXIA DOWN

#images i drew on my phone approximately 90 seconds before class started #tma vs tgcf is pitting two bad bitches against each other but #from the other guys propaganda he is apparently a beloved side character #which i totally understand.#BUT HUA CHENG IS THE DEUTERANTAGONIST WHO LOVED XIE LIAN SO MUCH IT UNDOOMED HIM FROM THE NARRATIVE #HE DIDNT CLAW HIS WAY OUT OF TONGLU TO BE BEATEN LIKE THIS #also tma has gay people that dont undoom each other from the narrative. L + ratio (/j/j/j/j we all love tragedies here)#hua cheng will never rest in peace and he doesn't want to because he has a smokin boyfriend #they are both angry goths but has gerry died THREE TIMES????? no. just once. lame.#gerry got his skin bound into a necromancy book that was eventually burned but hua cheng ripped out his eye to craft a sickass scimitar !!!#hua cheng haunts the narrative before he dies in a hundred tiny ways and then HEAVILY after he dies a second time #he's an awesome city owner and has violent beef with HEAVEN. and he carves statues and paints and builds temples #and is also a self conscious loser <3 #his gay awakening was intensely traumatic and religious for everybody involved. and he's had the same life mission since he was 10 #he is actively fighting ghost discrimination and getting dangerous magical items off of the normal human market #also he is always bedecked in elaborate silver and chains and eyeliner and ALWAYS in blood red clothes #HE CAN MAKE IT RAIN BLOOD!!???!?!? ALSO #he stick and poked his god's name on himself but his handwriting is so bad it's unrecognizable and the signs he puts up have evil auras #this has ceased to be propaganda. now im just gushing. only tgcf fans will see this anyway. whatever youre getting blorbo rant #tgcf #art #poll #hua cheng #lmao #my art #tian guan ci fu #hualian #xie lian #hob #heaven official's blessing

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dustykneed · 3 months

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man those starfleet changing rooms sure have. Uhh. Seen some shit. the fact that jim looks so damn good in a suit really isn't helping mcspirk's case.

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prompt fill for @mcspirkevents' mcspirk bingo prompt "don't let them hear you". 🩵💙💛

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