thesecretdiaryofraagy

[trentcrimmisgay]

currently in amsterdam. took an evening boat tour. went under the skinny bridge and the boat tour guide said “there’s a legend that if lovers share a kiss on the skinny bridge, the love lasts forever.” ……. i’m not SAYING roy and jamie kissed on the skinny bridge but …….

[deityofhearts]

consider sending me $10 before adding an unnecessary comment on my post

[kendyroy]

THEY’RE MARRIED

[bioshzrd]

this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever

[leonardcohenofficial]

if you wear/don’t wear makeup for other reasons, feel free to put your explanation in the tags!

[sharkbaitouhaha]

hello and good morning to my new favourite article headline. i need this game injected directly into my veins, i cannot wait any longer

[boobilby]

Being even more cringe than usual

Featuring my friends drawing of Joel, who I’m pretty sure they don’t even know, @dustystripe is the friend

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

dnp are so much worse than we could ever be. they bully us for being like omg they touched and then sit there screaming and giggling and kicking their feet because omg dan helped phil sort his fringe out in 2015 that’s soooo sweet!1!!1!!!!! 😭😭😭 omg did you see how they communicated without words?? 😱 they are so in tune with each other they have such a powerful connection 🥹🥰😆 so cute how dan was looking out for phil soulmate shit fr 🥺 let’s watch it again 😝😍🤣😵🤭🫨 like shut the fuck up?? fucking phannies?? you’re so embarrassing??

[coochellati]

something unrealistic about Golden Wind is that Bruno’s suit doesn’t jingle with every movement. how tf is he so stealthy? you’d hear this man from a mile away thanks to those pull-tab charms.

I made this video to show what he should sound like:

jingle jingle

[frm9pm]

Time traveling Draco who was thrown into the past and trying not to mess anything up

[waterlilyvioletfog]

In my head there’s a situation where SQQ discusses with SQH What Exactly Shen Jiu and Yue Qingyuan’s Whole Deal Was and SQH is like well idk clearly it’s weird and shit. Many tragic misunderstandings but also they were clearly insane. Oh but they were definitely very gay whatever was happening. And Shen Qingqiu has a crisis because he HAS accepted that he probably is a little bit gay. Perhaps. On account of the marriage to the most perfect guy in the universe (his words). But now he’s worried what if HE’S not gay what if SHEN QINGQIU is gay and Shen Yuan BECAME gay by being in SQQ’s body and everyone tells him to shut up what the fuck bro are you stupid?? And he admits that yeah that’s probably one of his more absurd mental gymnastics maneuvers. But then MXTX went you know what? This is going in my next novel. “Can being put in a gay guy’s body turn you gay?: Hot Necromancers Edition”.

[maladaptivewriting]

“regulus black was a bad person”

he’s not a person at all. he’s actually made up. did you know that? just checking

[samwinchestermydude]

I think we as Sam fans should be more annoying and loud about the fact that his crossroad demons were men twice.

(This is me being pissed off about how people will say dean is of course bi due to some dumb shit like the siren, which was his brother, and “bi lighting” or something, and then turn around and say Sam is the straightest character. Like what.)

[candyheartedchy]

This is honestly how I feel every time folks who I thought either unfollowed a long while ago or I follow who I thought didn’t like me suddenly interacts with my posts:

[peak-dumbass]

I know I just got done with ranting about tfp/rid2015 starscream’s character but, if you couldn’t tell by my other rid2015 posts, I’m obsessed with rid2015 bumblebee and when I tell you I love this scene of bumblebee making fun of starscream I’m not exaggerating it’s so cathartic to me

“But bumblebee is a good/hero character, why is he being so mean—” did you forget how much starscream hurt bumblebee in tfp?

He killed cliffjumper who, while probably not as close to bee as he was to arcee, was still close friends with bee

He stole the omega keys from the autobots’ base and handed them over to megatron, practically dooming Cybertron at the time to be remade in megatron’s image — of course the autobots get them back last minute, but that doesn’t change how much that loss effected all of them (evidence: optimus shouting in anger for the first and to my memory only time in the series) — including bumblebee

And his greatest offense towards bumblebee in my opinion—

DESTROYING BUMBLEBEE’S T-COG

“But it was silas and M.E.C.H. that took it in the first place—” HE DIDN’T NEED TO HELP SILAS USE IT AFTERWARDS “but Ratchet was able to fix it—” THAT DOESN’T GET RID OF THE TRAUMA THAT WHOLE EXPERIENCE CAUSED HIM

It’s also incredibly fucked once you think about it more because the t-cog is literally a cybertronian organ — while silas is at least mostly detached from how screwed this is since it’s more like taking parts from a robot than surgery to humans, starscream shouldn’t be since he’s also a cybertronian

Instead of being freaked out and recognizing how messed up silas’ actions are like any rational bot would, he helps silas make his fake-bot-that’s-using-another-bot’s-stolen-organ work by providing him with energon (the [at the time] incredibly scarce resource that helps all bots survive) and — after that plan falls through because of bumblebee finding them — he destroys the bot’s organ for no reason other than he wanted to escape and thought that was a good way to distract him

I just—I’m sorry?? I feel like bumblebee is incredibly justified for clowning on this cringefailure of a bot for what he’s done to him

And this isn’t even mentioning what he’s done against the autobots as a whole (both on and off screen) that has probably hurt bumblebee by proxy

I feel like it’d be justified if bee also killed starscream — he already got to kill the bot that destroyed his voice box, I think bee deserves another murder as a treat <3

/joking but also what if—*gets shot by tfp/rid2015 starscream fans*