#if yall hate it it will be funny

[lollytea]

listen. listen. when you dropped atlas and the avid reader I dropped everything and spent a full hour and a half reading it…oneshots that are essentially novellas perfectly meet the fanfic niche I’m looking for ❤️

Fantastic that you liked atlas and were willing to devote your time to it cuz I think this one might be better

[kringkroll]

I would bet Sento and say that he would do this at the drop of a hat

[achivement-unlocked]

[opens up ask box]

[closes ask box]

[kaltacore]

one thing that is fascinating to me about merrill's arc is the way narrative manages to convince a big part of the fandom that she's immature and irresponsible and overall stupid. what we know about merrill and what we actually see on screen is that she successfully avoids possession for 6 years while working closely with a demon, almost every time she participates in some magic/spirit-related discourse she acts calm and confident and has some interesting input, she actively uses her knowledge of dalish lore and tradition to reason with her keeper, and that she actually did make progress with fixing and studying an ancient long forgotten artifact no one knows particularly anything about. but then an old woman who's never been shown to be an undeniably wise and reasonable figure, a guy who got willingly possessed with no awareness of possible consequences and whose whole mindset is still deeply andrastian and a bunch of people who know nothing about magic start judging and doubting her and everyone's like. yeah. she's so fucking dumb.

[purplebehittindifferent]

It’s totally fine- it’s just like a speedrun but the stakes are everybody’s character development.

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[pixlokita]

I feel like ? I gotta remind people it’s ok to unfollow a blog when it upsets you in any way >> like if I ever do that sure, you can let me know if it was anything I did personally I’d appreciate it but if you just don’t enjoy something it’s ok to unfollow ;w; can’t stress enough how important it is to put your mental health first 👌

[glitter-alienz]

still on my bullshit!!! (drawing @idiot-mushroom's sillies) living da life! (this like...a reply to this post)

show your dog to the weird guy, weird guy says weird thing, 😥

omfg donnie...you don't just ask people if you could study their pet, stop being weird

[villainvillain]

kinda sad how davekat was like. it truly was a big deal at the time when it was confirmed by hussie. some of yall who came into homestuck after it was already over dont understand how great it felt actually to finally have a relatively healthy and affectionate m/m relationship shown in HS when all the others were typically dysfunctional, abusive, or one-sided. it was exciting!!! we were all jst kinda happy for dave and karkat yknow. even if it resulted in some pointless "which quadrant are they in?" discourse and some shipping wars but thats just par for the course in hs fandom

and then the epilogues and homestuck 2 dropped and like. ooooohhhhh my godddddd. its completely swamped in stupid melodrama and for some reason they completely ruined jades character for the sake of davekat angst and they ignored daves development in the comic for half-baked sexuality crisis plotline andlike. it feels like everyone turned on davekat and now its cringe or smth and its like. Wow . we had like . three years to feel good abt this and now its gone forever. Awesome

[dilfosaur]

what if i start blocking people who @ me in random posts here like i do on twitter

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

If we were doing a completely accurate Reverse Robins line up Damian wouldn't be Batman it would be Matt McGinnis LMAO

Cuz he's technically the youngest/last robin who is a Wayne (by blood)

[spywhitney]

How I sleep knowing I'll never trust anyone that hates Sydney but worships Richie:

[dyke-pollinator]

What an absolute shit night. At this point I really am questioning why I am friends with a bunch of cis people.

[adriles]

waking up in the middle of the night, gripped by unending sorrow, yelling, sobbing, punching my pillows, because i have forgotten to bury patroclus

[mania-sama]

"Maybe Keith Silverstein isn't my superior and Ray Chase isn't my enemy in the next life...."

The next life:

... "GODDAMNIT."

[evansbby]

With hot beefy daddy Ari, you can be a pillow princess, letting him do all the work ‘cause he’s a real man and wants to take care of his sweet baby🥹 He’d comfort you and fuck you so dumb, but it’s okay because “sweet little babies like you just have to sit pretty and listen to their daddy”. Even if you’re overstimulated he would still go on and on, talking about he has to pump you full of his babies. And obviously you’re taking it soooo good, because who wouldn’t??? Just imagine his big hands manhandling you in every position you can think of😫😫😫

With (tw) Andy Barber, he wants YOU to be on top bc he wants you to put in the work every once in a while because he’s tired or whatever🙄 He also wants you to “feel empowered and let you have control”. You’d have to put your hand over his mouth to shut him up because he talks waaayyy too much when you just want to imagine that it’s Ari you’re riding, instead of Andy (tw). He would for sure just want it plain vanilla every single time you’re fucking😒 He’d make such stupid comments as well, like “little guy is going in now”, and you’re just laying there thinking wtf?? ALSO please why do I feel like he’d cry at one point😭 and he just collapses on top of you and starts to cry in your neck, when all you wanted was to cum but that’s never the case with (tw) Andy.

(Before yall say anything, yes I’m aware pillow princess is a wlw exclusive term. I’m sure anon didn’t know but will now🩷🩷)

Yesss Ari is literally so strong daddy coded and he’s in charge of everything and doesn’t let you lift a finger or do any work! He just wants to take care of you and get you pregnant 🥹🥹 that’s why he’s such a perfect daddy!

Omfg that whole Andy paragraph is such an ick 💀💀💀💀💀 him wanting you to feel empowered??? PLEASE. It’s just an excuse bc he’s too lazy and doesn’t have enough stamina to be on top! And I swear to god if he said to me “little guy is going in now” I’d bat him away and leave the house bc EW wtf! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[lorstandian]

people who do wow battlegrounds should be studied