#ik my mans is a gentleman but still

[chrollohearttags]

FUCK ME LIKE YOU GOT SOME PAIN IN YOU—

[midnightwriter21]

demon slayer hcs: the hashira men & their favorite types of kisses

characters: giyuu, tengen, sanemi, rengoku, obanai, muichiro, x fem!reader

warnings: fluffffff, strong language in sanemi’s (i called him a mean name :/)

AN: muichiro is aged up!!! also no gyomei bc i don’t write for him sry :/

i love them

GIYUU

this man is so soft

GIVING: kisses to the top of your head

like in the morning when you first wake up

after you make your coffee or tea or whatever u drink

your standing in the kitchen looking out of the window

and he comes up behind you

wraps his arms around your waist

your back pressed against his chest

and he just gives the sweetest lil kiss to the crown of your head

RECEIVING: nose kisses!!

fastest way to bring this man to his knees i swear

just something about you being so close to him but NOT pressing your lips to his

it’s both endearing and annoying lol

but really he loves it

finds it adorable and so so innocent

TENGEN

i want to be his 4th wife SO bad

anyways

GIVING: soft pecks on the lips

now

do not be fooled

tengen may start off with a soft quick peck

but the SECOND he pulls away

he’s coming back for more

how could he not?

he’s obsessed w u i’m ngl

anyways he’s comin back for another kiss

ands it’s not soft

and it’s not quick

after that initial peck it’s turning into a full on nasty slobbery makeout sesh

yuck

please let me experience this w him

he enjoys the soft pecks because he knows what’s coming after

RECEIVING: a sweet kiss on the arm

now tengens favorite kiss to receive is a lot more intimate than the ones he gives out

when you’re taking a walk together

holding hands

maybe you stop to look at a nice view

and you lean into his side

and give him a chaste kiss on his bicep before leaning your head against it

awhhhh

tengen is internally dying at how cute u are

i’m internally dying at how cute this is

SANEMI

my BOYFRIENDDDDDD

i’m sanemi trash and what abt it

GIVING: a neck kiss

NOW

before y’all get nasty thoughts

cause ik y’all did

this is innocent

he gives these kisses in the morning when he first wakes up

you’re probably still asleep

and he sits up enough to rest his head in his hand and just looks at you

thinking about how lucky he is

how gorgeous you are

he lays back down, pulling your body close to his

and he buries his head in the crook of your neck

laying a sweet kiss on your neck

on your pulse point

likes feeling the beat of your heart

it’s soothing to him

after he pulls away from your neck he cuddles you even closer than before

if that’s even possible

and goes back to sleep until it’s time for him to leave for a mission

RECEIVING: kisses to his scars

now we all know sanemi is a dumbass bitch that basically self harms right? okay right

so

when y’all have some downtime

and you settle yourself into his lap facing him

when u launch yourself at him and start littering his body with kisses

kissing each and every scar available to you

this man

MELTS

he MELTS BRO

to him, this is you letting him know how important he is to you

how beautiful he is to you

his ears are bright red

but he’s a puddle underneath you now

RENGOKU

SUNSHINE MAN

such a gentleman!!!

sweetest human ever!!!

GIVING: all of the kisses!!

i’m talking forehead kiss, kiss to the top of your head, kiss on your cheek, kissing your hand

he loves you and wants you to know it

WANTS EVERYONE TO KNOW IT

how does he get everyone to know it?

by showering you in kisses of course!

low key more PDA w kyo then w tengen

but ofc he keeps it PG while tengen doesn’t lololol

RECEIVING: tippy toe kisses!!

this. is. my. fav. hc. for. him. ever.

he does NOT bend down to kiss you on the lips

simply will not do it

when you have to press up onto your tip toes and balance yourself by pressing your hands against his chest to kiss him

he thinks it’s adorable

he doesn’t mean to tease you or make you annoyed

but if you’re not basically climbing him to give him a kiss

then he. don’t. want. it.

it’s just so endearing to see you work for it

OBANAI

off brand orochimaru

*cough cough* ignore that^

i love him really i swear

ANYWAYS

GIVING: kisses to your hands

he may come off as a mean and scary little gremlin

but for u

he is as soft as a cotton ball

at this point you cannot hold hands w snake boy without him bringing your hands to his mouth and him laying a kiss on the back of your hand

get your nails done? show obanai

cause he’s taking your hand and laying a kiss to each finger

when y’all are laying in bed talking

he’s playing with ur hand

and he’s pressing a kiss to your ring finger!!!!!!

he’s gonna put a ring there someday soon omm

RECEIVING: a kiss to the corner of his mouth

y’all prolly coulda guessed this one if yk anything abt snake bby

but

when y’all are alone

and the bottom half of his face is uncovered

first of all- cover his WHOLE face in kisses

and then pay extra attention to the corners of his mouth

lay a kiss on the outer corner of the scars

and lay a kiss on the inner corner of the scars, right next to his mouth

repeat on the other side.

it’s mandatory when ur dating him i don’t make the rules

he’s insecure abt the scars

doesn’t want to freak people out when they see them

so for you to KISS THEM???

yeah

he’s gonna marry u fs

MUICHIRO

HE’S SO PRETTYYYYYYY

protect this boy at all costs

GIVING: forehead kiss

he is so sweet

an angel fr

there is not a single. day.

that muichiro is not laying a fat kiss

in the middle of ur forehead

oh he gets called out for a mission?

he’s kissing u on the forehead before running out the door

you cooked him dinner?

he’s kissing u on the forehead and then making his plate

y’all laying in the bed about to go to sleep?

he’s kissing u on the forehead before pulling you close to him for a snuggle

you’re doing anything?

HE’S KISSING U ON THE FOREHEAD

yeah

did i mention he’s kissing u on the forehead?

RECEIVING: surprise kisses

now

he’s a hashira so catching him off guard is quite the task

but!!!

if u manage to do it

like if he’s at the butterfly mansion

talking with tanjiro or som

his guard is down

sneak up on him and lay a kiss on his cheek before running away laughing

bro blushes red af

and then a cute lil smile stretches across his face

sometimes he’ll know you’re sneaking up on him

but he’ll let you do it anyways

he loves hearing your giggle as you run away thinking u caught him by surprise

he’s so in love w u

[neoballsucker]

𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙𝑠

Genre : the neighbors nextdoor

Pair : dilf! jaehyun x fem!reader

Waring : smut , unprotected sex , jaehyun is a father , mentions and usage of alcohol, anal sex , jaehyun is older than he actually is (in his 30s) , legal age gap, non-con (?)

Summary : jaehyun is your neighbor rich handsome and a gentleman but he has a daughter from his ex-girlfriend who cheated on him

W.C : 1.5K

A/N : something quick for jae's birthday (ik I'm late 👎👎)

You've been looking for a job beside college since you moved out to a farther place for your college , you look online and in stores and cafés , you got to know your neighbors, they were all nice and lovely, you also introduced yourself to your next door neighbor jaehyun, he was handsome, respectful , you also heard he used to be married or he always bring girls to his house but he looked the opposite, he looked like a quiet person and calm , his voice was kind of Deep and smooth as well , he told you he owns a company, so you asked if he had any job for undergraduate students, but unfortunately he doesn't, but that's not really important,you then discovered he has a daughter from his ex girlfriend and they left eachother because she was cheating on him ,but they keep in touch just for the poor little girl, it wasn't your business or anything , few days passed and you finally found a job in a café near your house,it didn't pay too much but it was good for a part time job, It was until Jaehyun texted you one day

“Hey y/n”

“Oh hey jaehyun !!”

“Are you still available for work”

“It's just my ex girlfriend traveled due to work and left Yoon with me and I need someone to take care of her”

“Ahh yeah sure , when will your ex-girlfriend come back?”

“After two weeks”

“Don't worry I'll pay you”

“it’s okay you don't have to”

“We can meet at my house and discuss everything. Is that okay with you y/n?”

“Yeah, sure then see you later”

That's how the conversation ended between you two , the day passed , and the next day he invites you to his house, you wear something simple and proper at the same time and put on some makeup and do your hair,you go to his house and knock the door gently,he opens the door his figure was slightly bigger and taller than you

“Oh hi y/n come in” he smiles softly making his dimples appear ,his hair was brown and fluffy he just looked perfect, you smile back at him and gets in the house,it was tidy and clean also so good, there were also some toys you assumed it belongs to his daughter

“Take a seat please” he said after leading you to the living room, you sit on one of the many chairs In Front of you

“So basically you will be here everyday except the weekends , also my schedule is flexible so I don't have specific time to come back home , so don't mind if I came too late”

“No it's okay I'll make sure to take care of her”

“Thank you so much y/n , I really appreciate your help, how much money would you like to get?”

“It'll be for free for a special customer” you chuckle and wink , he smiles and nods

“Fine fine but I'll for sure take you out for dinner once I'm free”

“You don't have to seriously, you have job and her mom is not available, it's okay”

“You sure y/n? You know kids can be tiring sometimes”

“It's okay jaehyun, it's not that much to worry about” of course he was a busy man with responsibilities and well…a child, how can a man like him be in his mid 30s it was shocking how can such a sweet man like be that old some of your friends told you to go after him since he's rich but isn't he too old for you? You usually don't like taking care of children but Yoon was surprisingly a really calm and quiet child just like her dad, jaehyun told she is quiet but can be playful sometimes, she only plays with her toys eat and sleep or watch the TV and sleep , the days passed really quickly surprisingly , jaehyun sometimes comes home early or too late , he can be drunk sometimes,you help him go to bed and make sure yoon is sleeping and then leave the house , this is how it went until yoon’s mom came and took her , jaehyun thanked you and insisted on paying you 1000 dollars, you found it too much but he said it was his first and only daughter it's never too much , you noticed that jaehyun likes to spoil his daughter, her branded clothes and her decorated room and how he gets her everything and anything she wants, food , candy and toys , yoon also adores her dad so much , you notice how happy she gets when she sees her dad , their relationship was so warm and good , you kept working at the café and drowning in college and project and essays you didn't have time for yourself , valentine was soon coming , but who are you celebrating it with? No one you were planning on staying home and just sleep or something,but you remembered that Yoon told you that her dad's birthday was on valentine's day, so you decided to give him a small gift, you didn't know jaehyun really well, so you decided to get him a perfume and maybe cake as well, you went to a bakery near college after you finished classes and got a small cake and went to a near gift shop and got him a gift card and a perfume, you then go home and prepare everything for him, you then go to his house and knock on the door , nobody opens so you decide to leave it In Front of the door , his house wasn't that big you can hear footsteps and some noises, you can't tell where is it from , you can hear some moans , when you realized you can feel yourself getting embarrassed by it and immediately go to your house , days passed since the coincidence , you and jaehyun didn't really talk since you were busy studying and working, jaehyun on the other hand didn't even have time to hang out with his daughter, the work increase more and it became hard to even have a break at home, he was at his office for nearly 24 hours, finally summer vacation comes after hard work and exhaustion,it was all worth it after all , you were finally able to have some fun and discover the city that you're in even more now, you had some fun , you were also able to visit your parents for few weeks, and then returned to your house, you rest in your house and one day you decide to go on a walk around the neighborhood, it was kinda refreshing to go around the place , you suddenly run by jaehyun

“Oh hi y/n”

“Oh hi jaehyun, how have you been doing” you smiled and then remembered what happened a while ago , you panicked slightly but you tried to not make it obvious

“Oh I'm okay, also thank you for the gift on my birthday, I really appreciate it” he smiles softly and gosh these dimples of his , made you melt

“Oh it's nothing much” you smile , shaking your head

“I should treat you , are you free right now? Maybe I'll take you out for dinner.” He obviously just came from his job , he also looked really exhausted and tired

“Maybe next time? You kinda look tired today.” You say with a slightly worried tone

“No no ,I insist!!” he says with slight sarcasm

you sigh and accept his invitation, you were hesitant at the beginning but you tried to keep calm , you go to your house and get ready, wearing a simple dress and high heels, since he told you it will be in a fancy kind of restaurant, , he took you in his car, it looked expensive and clean ,he also looked wonderful and handsome , you finally to the restaurant and order the fokd , you would be lying if you said that the food is not good , it was amazing, everything was amazing, jaehyun was jaw dropping and such a gentleman , he took you to his house suggesting to drink together, you get drunk and things took a turn and all you know is him thrusting his hips while kissing your neck and you moaning and screaming for more , you can't even remember how did you end up like that but you don't want it to end anyways , the sounds of the fraction between your bodies, your moans and his heavy breaths , your vision is blurry , tears about to fall out your eyes , you can hear him groan in a low unaudioble voice. You were at the edge of collapsing due to overstimulation , you felt your release is soon.

“I-i'm gonna-”you couldn't even finish the sentence and felt your release, close your eyes and bite your lips

“You look so beautiful all fucked under gosh” he smirks and keep thrusting inside you until you felt his warm seeds inside you, he falls next to you , looking at you with his brown semi closed eyes and kisses your lips , and you two end up sleeping next to eachother

[strawberrystealer]

Bungo Stray Dogs- What I think they’d do if someone kidnapped you

Characters: Fyodor, Nikolai, Sigma, and Akutagawa

For some reason I think about this a lot sooo why not write about it!

Fyodor- 

Angry, upset, annoyed, all of those would be understatements

The pure rage that would fill this mans body once he gets the news-

If he saw like a letter or something thats like “Ayo we got ur bae come get them or they die lmaooo #livelaughlove” But a lot more sinister and stuff he’d go straight there and uhhh

Basically kill everyone there using his ability of course

He’d be so quick about it too, like drop everything he was doing and go straight there

Once he’s at the place in like the span of a few seconds everyone’s already dead and he goes over to you and idk takes off your blind fold or whatever they have on you

He becomes the softest man you’ve ever seen just for that moment cuz he doesn’t know what you’ve been through and he doesn’t want to cause you anymore pain

Once you two get home he’ll run a bath for you or something and stay by your side

He’ll make sure no one ever touches you again, he can’t ever risk losing you.

Nikolai- 

I bet he’d be like coming home all cheerful, ready to come mess with you or something and... you’re not on the couch.

Not in your room, the bathroom, anywhere

The smile immediately drops from his face and he gets worried

But then again he probably does this all the time so he texts you and you don’t respond??

Now he’s 10 times more worried than he was before!

Probably not a lot tho cuz he probably knows where you are

If thats the case then he just goes the the location and pays you a lil visit

Knocks on the door like a gentleman ofc 

But when they open it-

BOOM

“QUIZ TIME!!! Where’s my lovely little s/o?? Can you guess??” And he looks over and sees you inside the house.

Then he’d immediately kill move the kind gentleman into a burning fire! So sweet ik

He’d get to you and ofc be worried but once he finds out you’re okay he’ll be fine and back to his normal goofy self 

Unless you want the more realistic take where he cant stop thinking about it and thinks its his fault for weeks but is also trying to rid himself of emotions so ofc he cant be scared or guilty so he’s constantly battling himself on whether or not its his fault and if you still even like you because he might not have been there just in time to save you.

Sigma- 

He’d be so unbelievably worried 

He wouldn’t know who did it, why, how, or anything and he’d be just as confused as you probably are 

He’d probably have to ask for help, contemplate calling the cops but then realizes hes fr a terrorist he cant do that-

So he asks Fyodor for help and after a bit of pleading Fyodor gives him the location of where you and your abductor are

Once Sigma gets there, with some guns he’s probably scared to use, he sees the man that kidnapped you

Its gonna be like “if you give me ur casino ill give u your s/o” type of shit (super unrealistic but its all I can think of rn)

So obviously ur man isnt having that and shoots him

I mean he had no problem shooting that red haired girl (whatever her name is in the hunting dogs) so he probably wouldn’t have a problem killing some weak guy to get his lover back

Once he gets you safe he’ll keep asking if you’re okay alllll the time just because he’s so scared

“Darling are you sure you’re okay?? He seemed really scary... he didn’t hurt you did he? Do you need any bandages?”

Akutagawa- 

He looks completely unfazed

Like he’ll read some letter telling him to come get you or you die and be like “...Ugh not this again” 

He will get you though

And he is slightly scared but not really because he knows you’ll be fine once he gets you

When he gets to the place he doesn’t even knock on the door

He just punches a big ass hole in it with his ability and goes through it 

Also kills your abductor<3

Once he gets you he’s quiet

He’ll lightly hug you, glad your alive and the drive home will be silent

He’s considering weather he should be all “you’re so weak how’d you even get kidnapped” or “are you okay? ... He didn’t do any physical abuse to you, correct?” But both of them sound weird to him so he’s silent

When you get home he’ll prepare anything you wish

Tea? Dinner? Blankets? Anything, he’ll do for you

He does love you and he was very worried its just he has a poor way of showing it, thats all :)

[tryingtofindava]

eyeless jack dating headcanons pls :)

𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐄𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬*ೃ༄

: ̗̀➛Back to source

He broke into your apartment with the intentions of harvesting your organs.

When he held the scalpel to your hip, and you began to stir awake. Mf froze.

Oh shit.

“What the fuck?”

Now bro only kills to eat, and when he does, he make sure it’s as painless for the victim as possible (unless he’s in a frenzy).

And That so called victim being awake? That just makes it 100x harder to get the task done.

And when you wake up to see a 6’6 man with an oddly terrifying blue mask holding a scalpel to your hip?

You (rightfully) freak tf out.

He’s not a sadist like some ppl… (cough Jeff Cough) So he probably awkwardly retreated back out to your window.

Anywayssss.

To the actual dating headcanons now.

You guys probably had a longgggggg ass slow burn. (not the only thing that’s long…)

The two of you definitely acted like a couple, before you were ACTUALLY a couple iykwim.

You find it so cool that your bfs a demon. He doesn’t really understand your excitement about it, since it’s literally a curse for him.

This boy is a walking furnace, he’s so cozy. So lots of winter cuddle sessions. Also perfect for when you on your period.

He purrs in his sleep. You can’t change my mind. You guys be cuddling on the couch all cute n’ shit and then there’s this soft buzzing sound… You crack open your eyes to look at him. His head on your lap as he naps.

“Babe… Are you purring?”

You asked with the biggest grin ever.

“…No.”

He likes when you read to him, he struggles to see (ik ik, he’s eyeless n shit, but I like to think he can still see, it’s js rlly rlly blurry or he has that heat vision where he can see body temps.) So when you can’t read to him, he just listens to audio books.

He’s a gentle giant towards you, y’all literally so cute. AND A GENTLEMAN🤭 he’s the whole damn package (minus the whole… cannibal eating ppl thing.)

He has animalistic like senses. So he can hear, and smell very well. So he can smell when you change your perfume or shampoo.

Imagine him leaning down to hug you (since you’re prob shorter than this tall ahh mf, nah seriously use the Hikaku sitatter site) and his face is buried in the crook of your neck. He’ll say shit like-

“Did you change you’re perfume to Miss Dior Eau De Parfum 30ml?”

“Wha-“

When he started getting comfortable taking his mask off around you, everytime he does you call him ‘Pretty boy’ 🤭.

HE WILL FOLD. Partially bcs he likes getting praised. Partially bcs he’s not a fan of the whole demon look.

His morning voice is literally so sexy help. Frothing at the mouth, on my knees barking.

Yk when you have like a sore head, and then you ask Google what’s up and Google’s all like ‘lol bitch you’re gonna die.’ You ask him about it obviously freaked out and he had to reassure your fine.

Walks in the rain at like 4am.

Every time he sees you, he’ll give you a quick forehead kiss.

Pls pls pls pls pls pls pls, I’m begging you. On my knees and begging for you to not look inside his mini fridge he has sitting in your storage room. Thank u.

He’s got some pretty gnarly things in there. Just be thankful he has the decency to not cross contaminate that shit with your food.

You guys slow dance in the kitchen to Mitski. He spins you around and all that cute shit.

He’s overprotective of you, and when you do get him to come out in public with you, he will growl at anyone that gets a little too close for his likings.

Wearing his hoodie<3. It just makes his dead heart happy.

SASSY MAN APOCALYPSE‼️💯💥

He may seem all quiet and sweet. But he’s sassy af. This. Dude. Has. Attitude.

When you’re telling him to do something in a tone, he’ll mouth you’re words with his hands.

When you guys are cuddling in your bed at night, he’ll randomly nibble on your neck to shoulder. He has sharp ass teeth so it’s a bit nippy, but he makes sure to be extra careful to not draw blood.

He smothers you when you’re under the weather. He’s literally so sweet omfg.

When you guys argue which is like 10% of the time, it takes awhile for him to get agitated. But even when he does he will NEVER raise his hands to you. Other than that he keeps calm.

He will though, get a bit mean, he probably doesn’t mean what he says it’s just a defence mechanism.

He makes it up to you with a cute little gift basket (he stole it.)

Y’all have probably kissed, and he still had the taste of blood in his mouth from eating someone’s kidneys<3

He can’t steal your organs but he can deffo rearrange them ;)

✯.★*°•.°✯•.★*°°·.•°★•✯.★*°•.°✯•.★*°°·.•°★•

[1overgirl]

daylight

pairing : trevor zegras x famous!reader

summary : you and trevor announce your relationship with lyrics from taylor’s song daylight

notes : omg hi !! ive literally had this idea for forever but didn’t know how to start it until recently. hope you like it !

y/nofficial

liked by conangray trevorzegras taylorswift gracieabrams radvxz and 4,876,592 others

y/nofficial dont wanna look at anything else now that i saw you.

radvxz ur still my gf right����

y/nofficial dw bae your still my number 1😉

taylorswift miss you! hope to see you soon💗

y/nofficial love and miss uu tay!

gracieabrams entering your lover era

liked by y/nofficial

conangray we thank this kind gentleman for possibly giving us new music

y/nofficial u know me so well

soury/n 1ST AND 3RD SLIDE?!

y/nfan13 IK AND BEA’S COMMENT KINDA MAKES IT SOUND LIKE SHES DATING SOME1

westany/n KINDA?! she most DEFINITELY is dating someone

swiftiestan13 mother found her daylight🥹🥹

liked by y/nofficial

trevorzegras

liked by jackhughes colecaufield _quinnhughes jamie.drysdale y/nofficial and 92,954 others

trevorzegras don’t wanna think of anything else now that i’ve thought of you

_quinnhughes theres no way

jackhughes why was this not mentioned when we were on ft😐😐

trevorzegras well… you know now😁

jackhughes ANSWER MY FT🤬

liked by trevorzegras

colecaufield congrats!!

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loveforz PAUSE HE GOT A GIRL

hughesandzegrasfan THE TAYLOR LYRIC OHMYGOD

y/nfan13 HOLD UP DIDNT Y/N POST SOMETHING WITH A DAYLIGHT LYRIC TOO?!

soury/n U RIGHT AND SHE LIKED THIS POST AND TREVOR LIKED HERS

hockeylover it’s a field day for us y/n and trevor stans

y/nofficial

liked by trevor zegras jackhughes radvxz conangray gracieabrams lola.tung and 5,349,160 others

y/nofficial and now i see daylight, i only see daylight<3

you tagged trevorzegras

trevorzegras my girl💞 • pinned

y/nofficial i love u

jackhughes ur my new best friend

y/nofficial let’s hang out when i go to NJ

trevorzegras jack back off

radvxz cuties ( me and u are cuter )

y/nofficial we can go on double dates (jake and trevor can sit at a separate table )

lola.tung dragging you to that hockey game was the best thing i did

y/nofficial i literally love u with my life

trevorzegras thanks lola!

conangray what happened to the soft launch

y/nofficial i had too many cute pics

gracieabrams now this is couple goals

y/nofficial ur so sweet gracie we needa go back to long pond soon

taylorswift with me too right?

soury/n OMG NEW MUSIC WITH TAY AND GRACIE

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livelaughlovey/n mom and dad fr

trevorzegras

liked by y/nofficial jackhughes cole.caufield jamie.drysdale radvxz _quinnhughes and 1,893,654 others

trevorzegras i once believed love would be burnin red but it’s golden like daylight

tagged y/nofficial

y/nofficial my love💞 •pinned

trevorzegras ily🫶🏻

jackhughes does this mean we aren’t boyfriends anymore 😔

trevorzegras you’ll always be my bf

jackhughes good

_quinnhughes im not gonna lie you and y/n are actually cute together

trevorzegras wow i get a gf and now ur nice to me

_quinnhughes just wait till i see you again

jamie.drysdale u love me more now bc i told u to ask her out

trevorzegras love u bro and thank u for that

y/nofficial thanks jamie!!

cole.caufield my man looks so happy now

trevorzegras never been happier

lhughes_06 does this mean i can sit in vip for y/n’s tour

y/nofficial i’ll save a seat for u!

radvxz she’s so happy w u

trevorzegras she’s happier when u guys talk trust me😭

y/nofficial bea hes right but ur also right so🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

loveforz crying he got a gf😔😔

zegrasisbae idk if i wanna be trevor or y/n bc they’re both bad

liked by y/nofficial & trevorzegras

[vampcubus]

Fluffy Yushire Dating headcannons ?

(Anything SFW or NSFW we don’t get enough of this handsome man 🤌🏻)

Thank you if you choice to do this request!

ik my reqs are closed but i need this ok? i love him. still getting a feel for him so bear with me.

𝐘𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐎 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐇𝐂𝐒

SFW

— In typical tsundere fashion, Yushiro tries very hard to convince himself (and you) that he doesn't like you one bit at first. But you're just so beautiful, and kind... and intelligent... it was impossible not to fall for you.

— I think it's a given that no matter who or what you are, once you're in a relationship with him you'll be put on a pedestal. It's just natural for him to treat you like some sort of divine being. He is at your eternal service, at your beck and call for as long as you'll have him.

— Yushiro loves fiercely, but he's quite shy. He honestly doesn't expect you to be affectionate with him, which makes his gawking reactions even better. VERY grateful for every loving touch you spare for the demon, almost trembling with excitement whenever you kiss or embrace him.

— He's quick to thank you for these gestures, even when you insist that he doesn't need to.

— Yushiro is the ultimate gentleman, and quite persistent to be as respectful as possible. Opens doors for you, pulls out your chair before you sit, insists on carrying things for you, etc... acts of service is a vital part of his love language, so please, just let him do things for you.

— He's very protective, so much so that he has to bite his tongue if you're a demon slayer. It's not that he thinks you're a weakling, it's just that he wants you to always be safe.

— He's a bit of a nag, but a well-meaning one, always reminding you to be careful and clear-minded when you have to part ways. Ideally, he'd follow you to the ends of the earth and always watches you leave with a wistful expression.

— Possessive! and quite vocal about it. Easily made jealous and tends to lash out when he thinks someone is trying to compete with him for your attention. He bows his head in shame when you scold him for his behavior, but he perks up when you reassure him that no one could compare to him. That doesn't stop him from getting that smug grin on his face when he witnesses you turning down admirers, referring to him as your lover.

— A sucker for the mushy stuff! nothing's too cheesy to him, he swoons no matter how silly you sound waxing poetic to him about your love.

— You're Yushiro's muse and even before you were officially a couple, he was painting you almost obsessively.

— Yushiro always wants to be by your side, no matter what you're doing. Catching up on laundry? he's right there folding with you. Winding down for bed? he's gingerly removing any accessories from your hair and helping you slip into more comfortable clothes. Even if he doesn't eat human food, he'll sit at the table with you so you don't have to eat alone. He'll take a step back if you need some space of course, albeit reluctantly.

— He's always asking if you need anything of him, to which you always say, "Just your company" and he melts every time.

— Take him out on dates!! doesn't matter where to, he's just happy to spend time with you. Whether you're tugging him along to festivals with flashy entertainment, or stargazing in a secluded getaway, he's having the best time. He feels so human in those moments with you.

NSFW

— Yushiro screams service sub to me. He’s ready to sink to his knees and tend to your every need at a moment’s notice. I think Yushiro's sense of shame goes right out the window the moment your voice takes on that domineering tone.

— Wants to worship you, if only to express his devotion to you.

— Yushiro is at his happiest when he's got his head between your thighs, content to lap at your cunt for hours, and gets annoyed if he's interrupted. He's quite skilled with his tongue, only needing a few pointers before he's a pussyeating master. He prides himself on being the best at pleasuring you and shudders violently when you praise him for it.

— An enthusiastic eater that moans against your sex, especially when you grip his hair or grind against his slick tongue. Gets the cutest pink flush on his pale cheeks and this fucked-out expression like he's in his own little world while he fucks you with his tongue.

— Tell him that he's being such a good boy for you and watch his slitted lavender eyes roll back. Yushiro won't ever touch himself without your permission, but sometimes he gets too overwhelmed and cums untouched. He's always so embarrassed when that happens, unable to meet your eyes as a shameful wet spot soaks his hakama.

— Yushiro loves to give, but truly can't handle receiving at all. He's so sensitive to every touch, his body jerking wildly when stimulated. He always rushes to apologize when he accidentally moves without permission and is overall very obedient.

— He's a total hypocrite that tries to tell you that going down on him is dirty, like sir you can't say anything as someone who just ate pussy 🤨 kindly shut up and let me suck your dick til your legs are shaking.

— All protestations die as soon as you take him into your mouth, lips parted and eyes all misty. Yushiro tries to be quiet, whimpering and whining as softly as possible. But he can't help but moan sluttily when he's close to cumming. Always asks where you want him to cum, no matter how fucked-dumb he is <333 so so polite always.

— Yushiro's pretty vanilla by default, but he's open to all sorts of experimentation. Whatever makes you happy! And to that end, I think it would be wise to remind him that he doesn't have to agree with everything you propose. It's pretty easy to tell when he's uncomfortable with something, even if he won't say it outright.

— He gets emotional when you're soft on him. He'll scrub at any tears that spring to his eyes and denies that he's crying at all. You just make him feel so wanted, and he's eternally grateful to be yours. So pile on the praise, tell him how pretty he looks when he's lost in pleasure, call him sweet names, and pepper soft kisses across his pale skin.

— Can't help but tell you that he loves you over and over during sex.

[jackchampiongf13]

“One hell of a Women.”

Word Count: 1.0k

Pairing: Neteyam Sully x fem!reader

Summary: Y/n has gone through lots of trauma in one lifetime. She gets mad at her one and only true love for risking his life in battle even though they aren’t even together yet.

A/n: I am seriously sorry for not posting anything for like weeks but school has been kicking my ass. Thank you so much for the support on my last post I love you all sm!! Also ik I said I would only ever write for Jack but I feel back into my obsession rabbit hole with Neteyam so I thought why not write a series(maybe depending how I feel) on it. Love you all❤️❤️😝🦃

————————————————————————— From a young age you were very mature. You were always silly, but oh so wise. When you were 4 your mother was killed by your father. You had witnessed this gruesome attack but still held deep love for your father. This made you stronger and a mighty warrior. In the village many people knew this, including Jake Sully.

Your mother came from the same background as Jake Sully. Making you very close to his children. Your mother had come with Jake and Norm and ended up falling in love with a Navi. This man turned against you and your own mother after being bribed by Miles Quaritch to have everything he has ever wanted. But he had to kill his mate. And you, but you survived which he did not know of. Thinking he erased his entire past he moved on and helped Miles with his plan to kill Jake Sully.

Since you had no one anymore Jake gladly stood up to care for you and convinced his mate Neytiri, who also was happy to be there for you because of how close the two were.

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“You fucking dumbass!” You shouted. No shouted is not good enough to describe how loud you were being. “What you thought that was ok to do? Lo’ak you are a stupid moron who does not take orders!” You flick his head making him jump back out from being surprised in pain.

“I- look I’m sorry I jus-“ he starts to get out but you flick his head again. “Listen to me. You don’t get to say sorry or say anything!” You start to go off on him but then his brother jumps in “Look Y/n this is my fault it’s ok let’s just go back ok?” Neteyam says in a tempting voice making you want to listen. “You too! You say no you don’t egg him on you idiot. I mean god I know he doesn’t listen but jesus drag him by his ear!” Lo’aks ears go down as he can’t even look you in the eyes, but Neteyam can. And he is. Making you almost stop. But you can’t.

“I’m older than the both of you! I get to yell at the both of you for being idiots. 1, Lo’ak are you kidding me? You get to have a role in the battle but you always need more! Fucking more? 2, your father, YOUR CLAN LEADER gave you a role to follow but what do you do instead? You don’t listen! I don’t care if he’s your father and you don’t care if you get in trouble by him but I do! I’m in charge of your asses out there and if either of you get hurt I get shit for months.” Neteyam starts to smirk while looking at the both of you. He’s thinking Lo’ak deserves this big ass lecture.

“AND YOU! Don’t even start to smirk. Say no! No Lo’ak! I will not let you mess up everything and HARM so many other people because you are selfish!” You yell pushing your finger into his beautifully chiseled chest. He stands there listening respectfully like the gentleman he is. “Guys I’m sorry but what were you thinking?! You could have hurt yourself Lo’ak! You could have killed your brother too! And I know I’m this moment it may not seem like it but I love you both so deeply and don’t want to see you get hurt.”

They both smile at you and you roll your eyes and walk off pissed. But god so heavily in love with Neteyam.

“I don’t understand what you see in that women Neteyam.” Lo’ak says while looking at his brother watch you walk away.

“She’s one hell of a women and it does stuff to me” Lo’ak frowns.

“Get a room freak.” Neteyam frowns at this comment but can’t help just rethink everything thay just happened and smile the slightest bit.

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Hours later you are in your tent just laying on your cot. You start to feel sorry and want to go apologize realizing you were way to harsh. Especially on Neteyam. It’s not like he can control his crazy brother.

Before you even know it your legs are taking you to your crushes tent. You begin to walk slowly but your heart begins to beat faster so you pick up your pace just to get this over with.

“Nete are you here?” You know hoping he’s not. “Yes come in!” He shouts back. Oh shit.

Walk in and smile and he smiles back. He looks into your gorgeous eyes but you quickly look away to much of a coward to look at him.

“What’s up? You’re not one to apologize you are way to stubborn.” You giggle knowing this is very true. “I know but I can’t help but not say sorry. I was being very selfish back there. I know Lo’ak never listens you couldn’t do anything about him.” You start to fiddle with your fingers but he stops you and makes you look him in the eyes. “Look love it’s ok I thought it was funny you going off on him. He totally deserved that and now he’s scared of you.” you laugh again.

“I am sorry Nete it was so rude of me.” He takes your hand in his “Love stop apologizing.” Your cheeks betray you and start to blush hard for the second time at the nickname.

“Nete, I-“ suddenly a scream is heard and next thing you know your running towards the mysterious noise.

[thesapphireprincess]

Let’s talk about doing the damn thing

By doing the damn thing I mean actually working toward your goals with physical action

What is it that you want in your life? What do you truly want that will make you happy? I’ll tell you what I want. I want to be able to come home without a single worry about my necessities in life but it is more than that. I want to be able to walk into any store and not worry about the price tag, a life of abundance. I want to be able to wake up to an alarm by choice, I want the alarm to go off because I want to wake up at a certain time not because I have to be at this job at a certain time in order to keep a roof over my head. This is what I want. I want to be my own boss and run my own business, this is what I want. What is it that you want?

It’s always been my dream to be my own boss and run my own company since I was 9 years old. I am now 23 and I got a little lost through out the years, nothing too heavy just being surrounded by the wrong people. I always wondered why when I would cut off every toxic person in my life I would suddenly be focused on my future but then another test would come and I would fail that test and be lost again and unhappy. Friend groups are not for me. Friend groups are usually toxic and full of so much unnecessary drama. I always felt left out in friend groups. I think I’m meant to be solo until I am so stuck on my path that it would take a literal meteor to knock me off. I prefer to have friends but not a friend group. At the moment I don’t have any friends because as you can probably guess I cut them all off. While I’ve been in Texas I haven’t made any solid friends. The people I’ve met haven’t been too consistent but ig that is for the best. I am not meant to have friends right now. I would like to have a few friends but I want true friends not fake ones. If I was meant to have friends right now I would simply have them, am I right?

Let’s get into the main topic of this post “doing the damn thing”. Just recently I’ve come into myself in a way that I’ve never before. Being content with who I am and where I am. I didn’t say comfortable I said content. Even though I am content with myself I’m still looking for ways to improve and grow in every way possible in order to reach my goals. There are things that I need to do and that I am working on in order to create my dream life. I hope this makes sense. Ik what I need to do to be successful and I need to do more than that. I need to push myself harder not like a working mule because never that. I mean I can feel that I am being lazy in certain areas that I shouldn’t be lazy in. It’s a slight adjustment and it’s not going to burn me. Pushing myself to work towards my goals is so important to me. I want to stick to a schedule, be organized and realistic with myself. I want a balance of work, rest and fun. I’ve been dabbling too much in the rest part so it’s not balanced. I will fix this in time. I have figured out a good schedule and now I just have to try it out.

I want to be able to date the kind of men I want to date. I want to be taken out to really nice places with men who are well dressed, handsome, wealthy, generous, smart, and kind. A gentleman. I have the image of the kind of men I want to date and eventually be with but in return I have to become a women of means. Turning myself into who I’ve always imagined myself to be is something I want. I want to be seen as a woman not a girl. Becoming her requires not only beauty but brains and trust me I have the beauty thing down. I am working on the other half, the brains. Me becoming my Dream version has nothing to do with a man btw but I definitely don’t want to be single forever. I want to be in a healthy relationship and I’m not going to pretend that I’m perfectly ok with being alone for the rest of my life or being 40 with no husband or kids. If that’s what you want that’s fine but that’s not what I want. When I am 40 I want to have a husband or 40 with a husband and kids no in betweens. I want to get married in my mid or late 20’s and then maybe have kids in my early 30’s. I deserve love and I deserve to be with the man of my dreams. Hello like attracts like. I’m done dating men who aren’t what I truly want. I want a Bruce Wayne archetype minus the mommy and daddy issues. I mean the look: dark hair, handsome, young and wealthy. A Mentally healthy and wealthy man. I want someone kind and adventurous with the means to give me and show me true romance. I want someone who can give me a life worth truly living. I want the career, the husband, the lifestyle and family of my dreams. So I will become the woman of me dreams. I’m only 23 and a lot can happen in a year especially with hard work. I refuse to be stagnant in life, I refuse to waste my youth doing nothing and I refuse to waste all the opportunities life has to offer when you choice to knock on the door of your dreams. With all of this being said, stop being stagnant. Stop wasting your time and do the damn thing.

[malleusthehammer]

Humanity and Gods playing baseball!

Tee hee i got this in a dream :3 anyways this is just gonna be a silly little thing with my more favorited Gods/Humans just cuz :3 Hope u enjoy!! (i’m sorry if some of these r ooc -~-‘) Also it’s divided by yk humanity vs gods so yeah. Also if you enjoy this, my requests are open!!

Jack the Ripper

This gentleman is very hesitant going up to bat. I’m telling you. Bro is SHAKING in his boots but won’t say anything.

Def closes his eyes when he swings. like GGGGGSGSGGAGS

This mf IS FAST AS HELL THO.

Won’t Can’t slide for shit

More than likely right or left field. He’s fast and quick on his feet so he seems like a good outfielder.

Please tell him to keep his cap on. AND DONT LET HIM PUT IT BACKWARDS.. i love this man to death but he has A HUGE forehead (god bless ~<~)

Okay let’s say he doesn’t wanna play- he bat boy ong. He be getting those bats.

BEST TEAMMATE EVER

he is the best comforter when u get down on urself for striking out or missing a ball (me)

this dudes number is 18- idk why he just seems like an 18 guy

in other words this man has my heart.

Buddha

Mf chill as hell. Bro will be slacking but yet be an amazing player like HUH?!

Wears his cap backwards 100% so that like one strand of hair is out like always

Bro is always sneaking candy and the blue calls him out on it.

2nd or shortstop. Since he can see how the batter is gonna swing he can already predict where it’s gonna go so he’s like on his feet all the time

Bro hits the ball and just watches it before taking his time walking the bases (i mean technically you can do that)

He looks HELLA GOOD in a baseball uniform

mfs number is probably 69..

LAUGHS SO HARD when someone messes up

overall he’s just a hell of a good player like dayumn !!

Kojiro Sasaki

lowkey a good player

bros title is literally “Worlds biggest loser” So he swings at everything. I mean ik he’s can predict battles or whatever but i’d feel he’d have a harder time predicting pitches

He’s and old man. that kinda speaks for itself. so he kinda slow/pos

First base man. he’s tall- flexible and yeah- 1st base bro

HE STICKS HIS PONYTAIL THROUGH THE BACK OF HIS BASEBALL CAP ITS SO CUTE

THAT OR HE BRAIDS HIS HAIR OMGG

this man LOVES sunflower seeds like absolutely (who wouldn’t?! Buddha..)

slaps people on the back REALLY hard when telling them good job

Hates cleats. just hates them for no reason

Very confused on how to swing a bat but gets it in like 2 tries

THIS MAN CAN SLIIIIDDEEEE

if he isn’t playing 1st- he’s probably centerfield :3

DEADASS HE’LL LET YOU DO HIS EYEBLACKK!!

bros number is like in the 70s. more than likely 72 idk it just feels right lmao

sometimes wears his jersey open? like not buttoned >:3

I LOVE SASAKI SM HES AWHEHEGSFSG

Qin Shi Huang

Bro is the pitcher. nothin else.

still wears his blindfold on the mound obvi :3

BRO HAS AN ARM.

can slide decently

Hella fast like Jack.

Clean up batter? yk he be hittin it then just bringing all the ppl on base in

He’ll strike someone out then be like “Hao!!”

Slaps people on the back like Sasaki

my man is just and overall vibe so like mmhmm

The teams biggest cheer leader

I’m feeling like.. 59?

Dude he thinks he looks so good in the uniform and he does

sometimes since yk “The road is where i lead” he just starts walking around the bases randomly.

random as hell but he has like really sweaty hands

PLEASE PLEASE DO THIS MANS EYEBLACK. PLEASE.

just overall a silly little goose :3

Nikolai Tesla

THIS MAN IS GOING TO WALK UP TO TJE PLATE AND TRY AND EXPLAIN HOW THE FUCKING VELOCITY AND SPEED OF A BAT WORK.

totally not a sucky hitter..

3rd base- he’s quick quitted and 3rd doesn’t call for too much movement

his glove has those damn tesla coils n shit

bro spent ages like making his own glove and shit

THIS MAN. THIS MAN LOOKS SO FINE IN UNIFORM.

Jogs around the bases.

I’m feeling like.. 47 for his number

Dude will be pondering on second base when he’s running, thinking of anything BUT baseball at that time sooo

Dude would be AMAZED at pitches

someone would be like “SWING TESLA” and he just does the thing where he tuts them and shakes his finger and goes “No, non, nem, nein..”

He’s just.. a lot to handle.

Don’t ever take him to a baseball game. he’d get hella bored and just leave.

His hair is like- LUCIOUS in the sunlight

dude can not stay still in the dugout he’s always pacing

Yeaahh that’s it :3 i’ll probably do a Gods version later but my asks are open! so feel free to ask abouttt rn im mainly doing RoR but i’ll dip my toes into somethin new soon!!

[americas1suiteheart]

Maybe lemon x reader relationship headcanons?👉🏾👈🏾

OR

Lemon x assassin!reader if they had a kid?

Ooh! I love those ideas, how about I do both🤭 ill do the Headcannons on this one and write the second prompt, because those are great and I would love to write both. Get ready for this one though, because its LONG!

Dating Lemon Would Include...

[Lemon (Bullet Train) x GN! Reader]

[Notes; The reader is a civilian, it starts out as sort of a "talking" to eachother sort of thing all the way to full on relationship. After a while you learn about him being an assassin.]

[Warnings; Swearing and mentioning of Killing is about it, but why do I even bother to put warnings on these bullet train fics?]

When your first talking to him, hes one of the biggest sweethearts.

I feel you two met either at a bakery, you know how he was talking about good lemon flavoured things like the Lemon meringue pie and the Lemon drizzle cake?

Yeah he went to go get those things to prove Tangerine wrong (pretend he didn't die on the bullet train yk,) that they were infact good and you just so happened to be the one making the baked goods and threw in some lemon bread because lemon flavoured sweets and such happened to be your favourite.

Unrealistic ik, but for fanfiction sake, just say otherwise.

Definitely develops a thing for you after going there every once and a while for some more of that lemon bread, and eventually asks for your number.

You two talk for a while, just sending sweet little messages to eachother and such.

Lemon never shuts up about you, and Tangerine gets sick of his shit very fast. He never thought he would rather prefer for Lemon to be talking about Thomas and Friends ever in his life.

Nonetheless though, Tan is happy that his brother is happy.

When Lemon finally asks you out when he's not busy, he takes you on such a nice date.

Like, this man has money from all of these missions he goes on, so he takes you to a nice place and even offers to buy you some really nice attire if you don't have any.

Such a gentleman the whole date, he's holding the door open for you, pushing your seat in for you, letting you order first, paying for you, oh my lord he's such a sweetheart.

You're left a blushing mess the whole date. He knows just the right things to say, he's making jokes the whole date.

When you finally end the night, you give him a little peck on the cheek and man is he a mess.

Poor thing is trying to keep eye contact with you and not immediately flush or stutter too much.

When he makes it home he's just absolutely ecstatic and he rambles on to Tangerine about everything like a teenage girl.

Hes just giggling and kicking his feet the whole night.

After a couple more dates you two finally become a thing.

You two are constantly over at eachothers places, that is, when the two of you aren't busy with work and such.

The first time Tangerine meets you he acts passive aggressive and is kind of being a dick, but when Lemon leaves the room to go and go something like take a call or whatever he's just different.

You were at the door of Lemon's flat, he wanted to hang out with you but asked to go over to his place so you can meet his brother.

You'd admit, you were a bit nervous. It wasn't his parents or anything but nonetheless it was family and was still slightly scary.

You lift your hand up to knock on the door, giving two loud enough knocks so either of them in the house can hear.

Knock, knock.

After a few moments of waiting, your lovely boyfriend opens the door for you.

"Y/n, Darling, you're here! Come on in, love," Lemon says, greeting you with a wide grin, gesturing for you to go into his shared flat.

You walk in and step to the side as you wait for Lemon to shut the door and walk in himself.

"Who the fuck is that?" You hear an accent, similar to Lemon's speak out in an annoyed tone.

"Oh, right. Y/n, thats my brother, Tangerine. Tan, this is Y/n, my partner," Lemon says, holding the small of your back as he introduces the both of you to eachother.

"So this is the person you've been talking about non-fuckin'-stop?" Tangerine says, eyes still glued to the television playing the current football game.

You turn to see Lemon is wide eyed and his cheeks are burning a darker shade.

"You're being a bloody bellend right now Tan,"

You felt slightly uncomfortable. You knew siblings fought, you had siblings yourself and you fought quite a bit and said some nasty things to eachother, but never in front of others.

The two continued to bicker and fight for a few minutes before Lemon's phone started ringing.

"Shit, sorry love, its my boss, I'll take this and be right back okay, darling?" Lemon says, giving you a kiss on your cheek before quickly going into the other room to take the call.

"Okay, now that he's gone, I've got a few things I've gotta say to you," Tangerine says, muting the television and getting up from his seat on the couch, walking towards you.

"First things first; I'd like to clarify I don't dislike you, but I also don't want Lem to know I don't hate you because it'll cause him to have you over constantly, and I like my peace to myself sometimes," Tangerine clarifies.

You nod in agreement to what he's saying.

"Secondly; I also want to let you know if you ever fuckin' do anything to upset or hurt him in any way, I'll make sure to personally find you and kick your ass, alright?" He says, a more serious tone evident in his voice and body language.

"Erm, yeah I wasn't really planning on doing anything terrible to him.." You say, slightly frightened by his tone.

"Great! Now being we didn't get to properly introduce ourselves; I'm Tangerine," Tangerine says, a smile on his face as he holds out his hand for you to shake.

You gradually accept it and introduce yourself properly, giving him a firm shake.

He walks back to his seat on the couch and unmutes the television, just then Lemon walks out of the other room.

"Sorry, Y/n, I had to take that. Hopefully Tan kept his fuckin' gob shut and didn't say some shit to you," Lemon says, making his way to your side as he gently caresses your arm, glaring at Tangerine.

"I didn't say fuckin' shit, Lem!" Tangerine shouts from the couch.

Afterwards you and Tan become pretty close though. Occasionally talking to eachother about random things when Lemon was busy with something else in the other room.

Sometimes Lemon will leave on purpose with no real reason just to hear you and his brother getting along. It makes him happy you two are comfortable with eachother.

Man, when he finally tells you what his job is after about a year of being together, you are TORN.

You don't know how to react honestly. Of course you still love him but on top of that, the person that you've loved for a little over a year now kills people for his job.

Nonetheless though, you eventually get a little bit more accepting of it. You love Lemon and you would rather be accepting of his career choice than loose such a truly sweet man.

Now after missions sometimes he'll come to your flat all bruised and bloodied up with Tangerine and you'll tend to their injuries.

Most of the time Lemon will stay the night with you and you'll just fall asleep cuddling eachother as Tangerine angrily sleeps on the couch.

You honestly consider upgrading to a two bedroom flat so Tan finally has his own bed for when he's forced to stay at your place.

Eventually that happens, only because Lemon finally moves in with you and you two decide that a spare bedroom for Tangerine to have when he's over would be nice for him.

I like to think he'd be a great cook. Like one of those types where one partner is good at cooking and terrible at baking, whereas the other is good at baking and terrible at cooking.

Expect him to make you breakfast for you on your birthday and take it to you in bed, he loves doing that shit for you.

You make him cakes and such for his birthday. For your one year anniversary of being together you made this huge lemon cake with lemon buttercream. You ended up with a ton of it left so you sent some to Tangerine, he loved it but wouldn't let you and Lemon know that as he was still insisting lemon flavoured anything was awful.

Lemon is such a sop for you though. He doesn't think you could do anything wrong in his eyes.

Bonus headcannons time!

His favourite places to kiss you are your cheeks and lips. Man is he a good kisser too.

He loves it especially when you two are making out and you start playing with his hair.

He loves any sorts of physical touch. He likes to hug you from behind, he'll sometimes even pick you up and twirl you around.

Very clingy but he knows boundaries and if you seem just a tad bit annoyed or overwhelmed he'll make sure to give you your space.

You two have had like, 2 fights your entire relationship and it was for some more serious things, totally understandable.

You two make such a great pair for eachother though. Tangerine points out how you two are "sickly sweet," and will fake gag like a child or roll his eyes at you two sometimes.

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Right, so I went a little overboard on this one, but how can I not, I mean its Lemon! Anyways, I hope you enjoyed it just as much as I enjoyed writing it.

Send in your requests for stories! Look at my introduction to see if anything you like is something I'll write, and DM me for further questions!

[doors-worstenemy]

some harshie doodles, there would be more but the holidays have been on my ass <//3 Some bartshie (bart x harshie) headcanons below!! Some light spoilers on Bart and Mudd's life past the tale!! ^_^

-Bart visted Urbloom not to long after The Infinights campagin, traveling with Mudd to find him a shop. Mudd noticed Harshie before Bart, but Bart tried to ignore her since he didn't want to bother her (what a gentleman)

-Harshie wanted to talk to Bart since she finally wasn't very busy, she did call him a "fairy bard" but didn't have any ill intent, she just couldn't remember if she ever even knew his name, but Bart ran off before she could talk

-A while later Bart visited Urbloom again with his fathers now as their traveling band, meeting Harshie once again. This time he couldn't avoid her as his parents incouraged him to talk to her. He apologized to her and asked her out to dinner to make up for it

-The only time she has off is at late night, still they go out to dinner and have a very awkward time. Bart tries to make up for his past behavior while she just tries to get to know him better. they still meet up quite a few times, Bart constantly takes her out to different resturants and fun little places

-After four meet ups Harshie decides to just ask Bart out since he's just very awkward. Bart happily accepts and they have their first offical date at Mudd's cafe

-Bart's constant traveling did put a halt on their relationship but he visits as often as possible. and always makes sure to send her letters from everywhere he stops at

-Harshie tries to travel with Bart, but between work and her sleep schedule she barely ever makes it out of urbloom

-Harshie isn't much of a sweet talker, she definitely prefers physical contact and giving Bart little gifts

-Bart is the exact opposite, he alwaus flirts and tries to charm her but she gives him little kisses and he becomes a flustered mess bcz omg that man is helpless

-BART WRITES HER LOVE SONGS!!!! AND THEY'RE HIS FAVORITE SONGS TO SING AT SHOWS, HE LOVES TELLING THE WORLD HOW MUCH HE LOVES HER

ik im not good at writing headcanons, i just got stuck on them meeting again, i love them sm 😭😭<//3

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What about Izzy x reader but the reader is blackbeards sibling? Ik eds an only child buuuuut I think it be cute to have a reunion between all of them or something :)

Edward Teach's Sibling and Izzy Hand's Lover Returning:

"C'mon Jackie, he's my brother!" you pleaded. You had been lingering around Spanish Jackie's for a while now before she agreed to see you, mostly just because she knew whatever you were up to would involve your brother. She didn't like getting involved in family business.

"If I knew where he was, I would tell you. All I know is that he's sailing around with the Gentleman fucking Pirate," Jackie had already told you this, but you kept coming back just in case she had heard anything.

"Right, I've heard of him. Sounds about right for Ed to take an interest in somebody doing something different," you hummed, thinking back on what you had heard about the Gentleman Pirate, Stede Bonnet you think he name was. A miracle he survived at sea, of course Edward would shack up with him.

"The bastard broke my nose jar," Jackie muttered into her drink.

"Edward?" you frowned, even he wouldn't touch Jackie's nose jar.

"No, the Gentleman Pirate," Jackie rolled her eyes.

You couldn't help but chuckle a little. You had never met the man but you could almost picture it from what you've heard about him. "Ah...made a good impression, then?"

"He's not welcome here," Jackie shot you a glare, as if you were threatening to drag him in.

"Alright..." you sighed, deflating in your seat. You still felt no closer to tracking down your family. "Do you at least know the name of the ship they're sailing on?" you asked.

"The Revenge," she told you simply.

"Alright, let's see what I can do with that," you nodded. Maybe somebody had encountered the ship lately, knew what direction it was sailing in. It was better than nothing. "Is Izzy with him still?" you asked quietly.

"'course he is. Where else would he fucking go?" Jackie scoffed.

"Ah, you like him really," you insisted, earning an eye roll but also a small smile from her.

Jackie shook her head, sipping from her drink, looking towards the door. "Huh..." she raised an eyebrow, lowering her drink.

"What?" you frowned, not daring to look behind you, not if it had interested Jackie. At least she didn't seem angry.

"Today might be your lucky day," she mused, nodding towards the door.

You turned in your seat, seeing a familiar figure walking into the bar. You recognised him instantly as apart of your crew, the crew you hadn't seen for far too long. Fang!

"Jackie, you are my good luck charm, I swear to fucking God," you flashed her a smile, quickly finishing your drink.

"Feel free to pay me for it," Jackie muttered as you stood from your seat.

"Love you Jackie!" you called back over your shoulder, giving her a wave as you hurried over to the man dressed in leather.

Fang's face lit up as soon as he saw you, shouting out your name as he pulled you into a hug. You had always liked Fang, he and Ivan worked closer to you and Izzy than the rest of the crew, but Fang was always a little more talkative.

Fang was quick to start chatting your ear off, telling you about everything that happened since you went missing. You were glad to hear that Edward and Izzy were alright. Turns out, it was only him and Ivan that had remained on the Revenge with them.

And while you were enjoying catching up, you were antsy to meet with your brother again. Thankfully, Fang suddenly realised that and offered to escort you back to the Revenge.

He seemed even more excited as you as you walked through the streets together, Fang telling you all about the new crew.

Once you reached the ship, you were greeted by Ivan, receiving a smile and a pat on the back as he welcomed you back. When you asked where the captain was, he pointed you in the direction of their quarters.

In your excitement, you just barged into the captain's cabin. You stumbled to a stop at the sight of the cabin. Your brother's cabin had been dark, he rarely took the sheets down from over the windows, but this was...quite different. It was spacious and bright, both form the chandelier and the sun coming in through the window. A fucking chandelier!

There was a grand desk, a comfy sitting area, bookshelves, a fireplace.

You were quickly snapped out of your amazement when your gaze settled on the two men sitting on the settee, reminding you of why you were here in the first place.

Your brother looked just like he did when you last saw him. Actually, no he didn't. Sure, his hair and beard were the same, his hair tied back to keep it out of his eyes, but he looked different. Brighter, healthier. Most notably, he was wearing a pair of loose black breeches and a white satin shirt. He looked comfortable, though he also looked like he had seen a ghost as he stared at you.

The man next to him was dressed in a soft blue, his blonde curls even softer. He looked more surprised by the intrusion than Edward, but also more confused than horrified than your brother.

"Edward!" you grinned, holding your arms out to your sides. You knew there was an equal enough chance of him either hugging you or stabbing.

"Holy shit!" Edward jumped up from his seat, rushing you. You could only laugh as he embraced your, squeezing you a little too tight and lifting you off of your feet. "Where the fuck have you been?" he asked, dropping you back down and grabbing you by your shoulders.

His joy for seeing you alive turning to simmering anger as he glared at you. Edward had never been good with people leaving.

"It's a long story, been harassing Jackie for your whereabouts for months. I swear, I never meant to lose you," you gave him the short explanation.

"Thought you fucking left or something," his grip on your shoulders tightened as he gave you a slight shake, begging you to explain your disappearance.

"Navy chased me off, wasn't about to let them get their hands on me. Tried to circle back, the ship was already gone," you told him. You could still remember the way your stomach dropped as you stared out at the horizon, the spot were the Queen Anne had been not all that long before.

"Navy chased us off too," Edward nodded in understanding, seeming to put the pieces together, as he loosened his grip. There still might be bruises later.

"Fucking hell. I'm really sorry, Ed," you apologised, voice cracking a little.

"You're back now, that's what matters," Edward grinned, pulling you back in for another embrace. "Knew you wouldn't abandon us," he murmured, as you gave him a squeeze.

"You couldn't pay me to abandon you," you promised him.

"Uh, Edward?" the blonde asked, cautiously standing from his seat, looking between you both. He couldn't decide how this was going to go, and he had no idea what was going on.

The interrupt caused you both to part, looking towards the other captain. "Oh, this is the Gentleman Pirate?" you asked your brother.

"Stede Bonnet," the blond introduced himself, holding out his hand for you to shake.

"Okay, I get it. He's cute," you nudged Edward's ribs with your elbow, which received a blush from him. He shoved your shoulder as revenge.

"Hey, I'm Ed's sibling," you introduced yourself, brushing off your brother, and shaking Stede's hand.

"Sibling?" Stede asked, eyes widening slightly but his politeness remained. "You never mentioned a sibling," he looked to Edward for some sort of explanation. He had heard about his mother and father, though it wasn't something Edward liked talking about, but he had never mentioned a sibling.

"They disappeared a little while ago, it's kinda been a sensitive subject," Edward confessed, giving a slightly apologetic look.

"I really am sorry about all that, I can explain everything," you insisted, turning back to your brother.

"I believe you," Edward assured you, throwing his arm around your shoulders. "Just glad your back. You are staying, aren't you?" he asked, a vulnerable look on his face, worried you would run off.

"Of course I am!" you promised. "I mean if Captain Bonnet is alright with that, wouldn't want to cause any disrespect," you added quickly. You had no intention of leaving, even if Stede didn't want you around, you weren't leaving them again, but you thought you should play nice.

"Of course! You're Edward's family, of course you're welcome," Stede agreed, though he clearly seemed a little shaken by this new development, "oh, and please, just call me Stede."

"Thank you, Stede," you nodded politely. "I can't wait to get to fucking know this guy," you grinned at Edward.

"He's fucking insane, you'll love him," Edward grinned right back, clearly proud of his new companion.

You gave the Gentleman Pirate another look over, you were already fascinated. Just look at his cabin!

Now that you had reunited with your brother and he didn't seem angry with you, you thought it was a good time to bring up the other matter. "Ed?" you asked, getting his attention back on you, "is Izzy here?"

"Right, right. You've humoured your brother long enough, need to track down his first mate," Edward teased, rolling his eyes at you.

"Don't be like that, I just know how he gets," you frowned, gently nudging your arm against his. You were certain that Izzy had become a terror.

"He's fucking miserable, man," Edward admitted with a small sigh.

"Fuck," you groaned. You knew Edward and Izzy better than anyone

"You know Izzy?" Stede asked, looking at you with interest.

"Obviously, I've sailed with Ed my whole life. Izzy's been there most of the time, practically grew up with him. The last few months have been the longest the three of us have ever spent apart," you told him with a small shrug.

"Well, you know Iz doesn't usually take shore leave. Should be able to find him around here somewhere," Edward assured you. And as if on cue, the three of you heard shouting coming from the deck. It was a familiar voice, hoarse and shouting something about 'twats'. It put a smile on your face.

"Ah...it seems the crew has returned," Stede hummed, giving you an apologetic look. Like you weren't used to Izzy's bad moods.

"Well, come on, let's get this over with," Edward sighed, patting you on the shoulder, knowing that it may not go as smoothly as your reunion had.

You just nodded, missing Stede's confused frown. Still, he followed you both out onto the deck.

You stood beside Edward outside the captain's cabin and there he was. Izzy hands, cursing the crew up and down. He hadn't noticed the three of you, too busy hoarding the crew back onto the ship and telling them were to put the supplies.

"Come on, Iz! Give the poor sods a break!" you called across the deck.

The first mate instantly froze at the sound of your voice before slowly turning to face you. The unfamiliar crew also stopping to see who the new face was.

"What the fuck?" Izzy asked, no, demanded. His glare harsh. If looks could kill, you'd be at the bottom of the ocean already.

"Even Jackie couldn't track you down, sailing on a new ship and all. Fuck, never make me spend another week with Calico-" you spoke as casually as possible, hoping to ease at least some of his anger, as Izzy marched up to you. The crew was certainly watching with interest now.

And then, there was a blade at your throat.

"Hey, Iz," you smiled, raising your hands in surrenders, not trying to defend yourself.

"Where the fuck have you been?" Izzy asked through gritted teeth.

"It's a long story but I can explain everything," you promised.

He only pressed the blade harder against your throat, you didn't even flinch. You didn't really think he would slit your throat.

"Should we stop them?" Stede asked his co-captain.

"Oh, no, just let them work it out," Edward reassured him, not seeming worried.

Plus, it was just better this way. Stede would only get himself stabbed by one of you if he tried to intervene. Historically, it had never been a good idea to interrupt an argument that involved either three of you.

"Desertion is punishable by death," Izzy reminded you lowly.

"Oh c'mon, I didn't desert anyone!" you scoffed, "and I came back as soon as I could!"

"Months!" he snapped.

"Like I said, you've both been hard to track down. I get a lead and you're gone already. So, I stuck by Jackie, she knows everything. Told me you were both sailing with Bonnet but didn't know where the ship was last spotted. Knew you'd show up in the Republic sooner or later," you defended yourself.

"I thought-we thought you were fucking dead," you didn't miss the way his voice shook.

"Gonna take more than some navy bastards to kill me," you promised him. "Can you please lower the knife?" you asked.

"Yeah, come on, mate. I think you made your point," Edward piped up.

Izzy seethed but knew that he couldn't actually bring himself to draw blood, so he tucked his dagger away. He was still looking at you like he wanted to kill you though.

"I missed you too, Iz," you knew it would only anger him more but you did miss him, and you had to let him know.

"Didn't fucking miss you," Izzy insisted and, to be fair, to anyone other than you and Edward he sounded convincing.

"Sure," you shrugged, your smile giving you away. You didn't believe him for a second.

"Alright, are you two done?" Edward asked, looking between you both with a certain fondness and familiarity. Stede was still trying to catch up, perhaps this was pretty usual between you and Izzy, arguments that got a little out of hand.

"Think so, a little amazed I'm not bleeding though," you joked.

"There's still time," Izzy warned sharply, making Edward laugh.

"All the time in the world, 'cause I'm not going anywhere now that I got my family back," you promised, both of them.

"Fucking right, you're not," Edward agreed firmly, throwing an arm around your shoulders.

"Well, you have to have dinner with us. Roach is planning something rather special with the extra supplies he managed to get, and family should always been welcome," Stede welcomed you, really living up to his name.

"Fascinating," you grinned, you have never met such a welcoming pirate captain. "I'd be honoured, if Izzy joins us too, of course. He is family, after all," you bargained, even if you knew the first mate would hate it. You couldn't risk him running off and hiding, you weren't letting him get away just yet.

"Oh, uh, yes, of course," Stede agreed. He could deny their guest, could he? Though, he supposed you didn't really count as a guest if you were a new member of the crew. Mostly likely a new high ranking member of the crew, being Edward's sibling and all.

As you expected, Izzy cringed at the whole idea. "You'll love it, Iz!" Edward insisted, even if he doubted Izzy would even tolerate it, as he threw his other arm around his first mate's shoulder.

Dinner was as uncomfortable as could be expected. And the whole time, Stede felt lost. He just couldn't place the dynamics.

He had no doubt that you and Edward were related, even if you didn't look much alike. Stede could see the similarities. The energy, the passion, the newfound love for marmalade (Edward had insisted that you try it right then and there).

The two of you caught up, reflected on old memories, laughing and drinking together. Telling Stede about all the trouble you used to get into and most of those stories, if not all, involved Izzy. Though, Izzy didn't contribute to the story telling, other than a mumbled correction here or there.

You kept trying to bring Izzy into the conversation, as did Edward but with less conviction, and Stede noticed. He also noticed that Izzy seemed extra tense, which he didn't even think was possible, glaring at you.

Stede wondered what you must have done to upset him so, though he figured it didn't take much to get on Hands' bad side.

The strange thing though was that you seemed fond of Izzy, for whatever reason, one that Stede couldn't see anyway. Then again, Edward was fond of his first mate too. There much be something to the man that Stede wasn't seeing.

"Right, that was dessert, are we fucking done here?" Izzy asked, figuring that dessert signalled an end to a meal.

"Mate..." Edward sighed.

"Well...yes, I suppose. You're free to go whenever you please, Izzy," Stede told him. He wasn't going to hold the man hostage after all.

"Great, I'm fucking leaving," Izzy was out of his seat and out the door in seconds.

Edward get out another sigh, sinking down into his chair. "Why can't he just be happy when good things happen?!" he asked, throwing his hands up in frustration.

Because he's hurt, you thought but didn't say. "I'll handle it," you assured him, standing and squeezing his shoulder before leaving the cabin.

As soon as the door was closed behind you, you hurried across the ship and down towards the cabins. You figured Izzy wouldn't actually run away, that would be a bad look if another member of the crew caught him, but you didn't care about all that. So, you caught up quick.

"Izzy!" you caught him in the hallway, not far from his cabin.

Izzy sighed, his shoulders tensing, but he turned to face you anyway.

"Please, please forgive me. I never meant to leave, I didn't have a choice with the Navy on us. If they caught up with me they'd never let me go, I'm Blackbeard's blood. I really did come back as soon as I could, as soon as I could track you down," you insisted, not above pleading. In fact, you had told yourself that you would get down on your knees and plead for both his and Edward's forgiveness if that's what it took. They were your family, they meant everything to you.

"You should have seen Ed when you left," you could hear the pain in his voice now, more obvious than it was before now that nobody was around.

"I can imagine...I'm sorry you had to take care of him on your own," you apologised again. Edward's low moods and episodes were never easy to handle, but you always pulled him back of them. Losing the last of his family, to think you left him on purpose, you couldn't imagine how he ended up. It had to be worse than that time Calico Jack disappeared for months without a word and that had been pretty difficult for all of you. "Especially when you were hurting as well," a part of you didn't want to add that last part but you had too. You needed him to acknowledge his own pain, to know it was okay. That you hurt too.

"Fuck off," Izzy hissed, his eyes glassy.

"You don't need to lie to me, you know that. Nothing has changed. You can still trust me," you stepped towards him, smiling slightly when he didn't move away from you. "I'll do whatever it takes for you to believe that again, for as long as it takes. For both you and Edward," you vowed.

Izzy's gaze flittered around your face before seeming to believe you, his eyes turning a little red. "I really did miss you, Iz. Not a day went by when I didn't think about you, about Edward, about the Anne," you confessed, cautiously lifting your hands to cup his face. You felt your own eyes watering when he lent into your touch.

Before you knew it, Izzy was clutching at your waist and met you in a kiss. He held you harshly, fingering digging into your flesh, like if he loosened his grip you would just disappear.

He had lied. He had missed you so fucking much.

When he saw you standing outside of Edward's cabin, he honestly thought he was hallucinating, that he had been spiked or hit his head and didn't remember. Edward had been beaming, brighter than Izzy had ever seen him, even since Stede fucking Bonnet. And you had been smiling, you looked good, much better than he had felt the last few months. He couldn't control the rage he felt at the thought that you had been just fine while he and Edward mourned your loss.

"I'm back now, for good. I promise," you would tell him that as much as he needed to hear it, and you would mean it every time.

"I'll fucking kill you if you pull something like that again," Izzy warned, his voice rough.

"I'll hold you to that." The thing was, if you ever hurt either of them again, you would probably let him kill you if that would be want made things better. Izzy wasn't the only one who sometimes took loyalty too far.

Back in the captain's cabin, Edward was trying to explain everything to Stede. Retelling your life stories, not leaving your part out of the stories anymore, explaining how you went missing and how it impacted them. How Izzy could be a hard-ass but he really thought Stede would start to warm up to him now that you were back, Izzy had really been on a downwards spiral since you went missing. Both because of your loss and because of Edward's own decline. He promised Stede that he would love you but that he probably wouldn't be seeing you again until sometime the next day, likely after noon.

When Stede had asked why that would be the case, Edward just laughed and explained that you and Izzy would be doing a lot of arguing and making up for a while.

[ohtobearandomftblog]

you’re right about the not caring about canon anymore because 100 yrs quest fucking SUCKS man it’s just trash… like they’ve destroyed 90% of the good characters making them soooo OOC just to fit them into the str8 ships it makes me so mad especially because this manga was supposed to be about friendship but what ppl ONLY care about is romance and it’s not even good

i saw they royally fucked up natsu. somethin bout him not knowing what a library is even tho the first quest he and lucy go on is to break into duke everlue's LIBRARY. and that one ova and ending where natsu is in the fairy tail LIBRARY.

also something something laxus flirting with the fucking enemy something something laxus giving his COAT to the fucking ENEMY something something laxus KNEELING for the ENEMY bc her bullshit ass magic makes NO SENSE. look i know theyre tryina make laxus more "likable" or some bullshit so itll make sense when he gets with mirajane (bc lets face it its gonna be mira not cana or lisanna or whoever else unless hes getting with that eNEMY) but like. we've known he respects women. we know hes grown since the battle of ft. you dont need to show that hes a sub gentleman who'll kneel to more powerful women so itll make more sense when he gets with the she-devil. like at this point im wanting to boost laxus/freed art and fics even tho i really dont care for that ship. controversial opinion ik

my hyperfixations/special interests/somethin like that have rotated from one comfort media (ft) to another and that other is currently dbz so 1 thats why this has been even less active than before and 2

in dragon ball super they fucked up goku. apparently bitch doesnt know what a kiss is. HE HAS TWO KIDS. what the FUCK are you on about. i mean im 70% sure in db he didnt know what marriage was and thought it was food or somethin when chichi made him promise to marry her when they both grew up. but like. he was maybe 15, living in the wilderness, his grandpa having died some years ago, getting no education. THAT made sense. him not knowing what a kiss is??? I FEEL LIKE WE'VE SEEN HIM KISS HIS WIFE BEFORE. ON SCREEN. WHAT THE FUCK.

it looks like manga authors are in the era of beating more money out of their completed series to the point that theyre just beating a corpse now. theyre tryina squeeze more money and attention outta shit that was still pretty big without new "canon" content coming out.

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BESTIEEEEE 🩷 I AM SORRY I KNOW I'M SOOO LATE TO BOTH, I’m a terrible friend ik ik 😢 but I'm BACK and bestie I am literally the sameeee! I always check everyday…. to see when you’ve updated, been last active and just stalking your profile 😭😂

Commander Snow…. Chapter 6…. LET'S GET STARTED!!!

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Look at our girl playing housewife to our Commander 😂 The poor girl's situation is literally Berlin Syndrome! I have to say I’m actually really surprised he didn’t wake her up and force her to eat dinner with him 😂

You know, I'm actually so shocked that he didn’t hit her over the whole Edmund situation. Usually his ‘anger’ and ‘frustration’ gets the better of him and he starts slapping the poor girl 😂

Omg them laying on the couch and him being the little spoon again and taking her arm around him and holding it under his chin…. he’s soooo baby 🥹🩷 And him feeling better that he was coming home to her 🥹 our poor baby is just looking to be safe and secured by her 😭

Coriolanus was stuck in District 12 dealing with half-wits and scum - 😑😑😑

I JUMPED when she got see what he looked like with curls 😫 and when she commented that he had curls 🥹 AND HUBBY IS GOING TO GROW THEM BACK ONCE HE’S BACK HOME 🥵 YES!

You would think Coryo and Dr. Gaul would’ve come up with a plan to poison President Ravenstill already 😂 I mean…. I know the poor old man is dying but still 😂

The way he just reaches out to her after his nightmare for comfort 😫and how he just panics when she’s not there but relaxes once he finds her on the couch 😫 the fear he has that she escaped his grasp…. poor baby is so traumatized from Lucy Gray 🥹 Again…. I am so surprised how he now contains his anger towards her when she tries to distance herself from him 😂 then again, he’s just too panicked and hazy from his nightmare! 

WHEN HE SITS DOWN ON THE FLOOR BESIDE HER 😫 and when he gets up to lay next her…. And how he tries to hold her close to him…. and she’s so cute when she tries to wiggle away from his hold and falls down on the floor 😭 but WHEN he tries to bring her back down to his CHEST as she's trying to crawl over him 🫠 she wouldn't win that round if he wasn't so tired and out of it 😂

You would not comfort the man who kidnapped you. - She's so real for that 😂

“Was there something wrong with the bed?” he asks. - “You prefer the bed built by Edmund.” He spat his name like it was poison. - so so petty 🙄😂 he is so fucking crazy smart (obviously this is the future president of Panem and the most smartest and hyper focused person) to have figured out that Edmund built her bed just by knowing the wood matched! The idiot in me would have never figured that out 😂 - He feels settled as you sit by his feet. - MY GODDDD 😫

“Can you make me a cup of tea?” he asks. - yes, daddy. why is he so cute for asking her to make him a cup of tea 🥹 - He watches you while sitting on the couch. He liked how you moved so comfortably in the space. You were treating it like your home. No hesitation about where things were, you used things liberally. - AWEE WHEN I TELL YOU THIS PART MADE BLUSH SO MUCH 😫

“I had an enemy in the Capitol. He disliked my father and took it out on my family”. - “He sent you back as Commander?” - “No. He died. - bro forgot to mention the part where he killed him 🙄

“You’re safe. You’ve always been safe.” - Oh my sweet delusional boy…. 🤦‍♀️ And MY GOD he’s such a jealous man when it comes to Edmund 😈

THE WAY MY MOUTH HUNG OPENED WHEN HE SPLASHED HIS TEA ON THE COUCH AND HANDS IT TO HER SO SHE WOULD COME BACK TO BED 😳😂 - “Enjoy it then.” - 😑😑😑 MY GOD he is soooo prettyyy when she rejects him 😫 I LOVE IT 😈

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When he pulls her up into the van and makes her sit on the floor between his legs 🥵😫 and taking her arms and placing them on his KNEES 😫 Everyone knows she’s the Commanders whore 😂😈 I love how he just helps her down the van too…. such a well respected gentleman to his followers (and me forgetting all the times he forced me to suck his dick 😂)

Okay. Before I get into this part…. I am literally gobsmacked he didn’t kill Edmund…. even with her convincing him how Edmund took care of her before he came along to take his place…. I still feel like that’s so out of character for him not to kill him just out of jealousy and being possessive over her 😳

“Please, Coriolanus. Let him go.” - “He threw the first punch.” - “He learnt his lesson.” you promise. - “Have you learnt yours?” - YOU, PETTY PETTY MAN 😫

“Gentlemen, welcome to District 12.” - why hello there, hottie 😈

The way she just begs him to stop by wrapping her arms around his neck to bring it back down to herself so he could only focus on her and her “affection” towards him 🥵😫 AND MY GOD when he kept PUSHING her on the “Do you love him” 😫

“Because if you loved him now would be the time to tell me, because I would hate to break apart lovers.” - MY GOD YOU’RE SO FUCKIN’ PETTY MY BOY 🥵 - “Do you love him?” You feel his fingers tighten on your face. - 🥵🥵 - “Do you love me?” - “More than him?” - I think i used up all my ‘petty’s’ when it comes to this man 😂 and yes, yes i do 😈 WHEN HE PULLED HIS BODY OVER HERS WHEN THE SHOT WHIZZED 😫🥵 Bro he was getting fed by the new recruits missing Edmund and took matters into his own hands…. HOT! Again I am so shocked he just let him go and didn’t kill him…. Poor Edmund man. He was literally a human bullseye in a game of Russian Roulette (i know it’s not actually Russian Roulette but it kinda reminded me of it lol 😂) 

This whole part with Edmund was just more petty Coryo 😂 I love how Edmund tries to hold his head up high and show that he’s not scared of him! But man was this scene intense 😳

Awe this time he sits her down on his lap 🥹

“Edmund died today, as far as you are concerned.” - YES, SIR 🫡 MY GOD when he slams the paper and pen in front of her to write to her brother about them being a couple 😂 and making her write to Tigris and Grandma’am…. boy at least let the girl rest for a second after the little stunt you put her through with Edmund 😂

“My family are in the Capitol, yet they know about you.” - awee my sweet psycho killer baby boy 🥹 - “Now write to Tigris and my grandmother. Tigris suggested it would make you feel better, already knowing someone in the Capitol.” - I wonder what he told Tigris about his…. captive 👸 - You make yourself a promise that you would never meet his cousin or his grandmother. - yeah…. keep telling yourself that princess 🙄

I just love how in this story he’s trying to find out what happened to Lucy Gray, the fear of her being alive and out there and coming for him is literally eating him alive!!!

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Okay. Edmund. Sweetie. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND? TRYING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED? AGAIN? YOU BARELY GOT OUT LAST TIME!! MY GOD BOY 😳😳😳 It’s reassuring to know her mom is okay and safe up in the mountains 🩷

“You can get the key and get out?” - “Yes.” - ohhhhh honeyyyy….. 🙄

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HE CHAINED HER WRIST TO HIMSELF AS THEY SLEPT??? 🥵🫠 - making sleep impossible as he basically slept on top of you now. - GOD 😫 - Poor baby is so anxious and paranoid she’ll get away 🥹

“Do you not trust me?” - absolutely not, baby 🥹 - “You took me to a special place, and now I want to take you somewhere, okay?” - 😑😑😑 YEAH. For your own damn BENEFIT not HERS 👿

“Get in.” he barks. - yes, daddy 😈

Him just gripping her arm and throwing her in the back cage of the car after she wouldn’t get in because of the gun 😂 - “How are you doing back there?” - 😑😑😑 - “There’s a cabin I know of. There’s a lake too. I think you’ll like it.” - 😑😑😑 X6 - “Did Lucy Gray like it?” - ….she used to 😂 The poor girl is genuinely so TERRIFIED he’s going to kill her in the woods like he ‘did’ with Lucy Gray 🥹

The cabin in the woods….. talk about DEJA VU for everybody! The same woods, the same cabin, the rain, her running away from him, him chasing her down, yelling her name like the psycho he is 😈 not having control over the situation, the both of them not trusting each other and being paranoid and uneasy the ENTIRE time! The difference is that he managed to catch this one 😂 Okay let’s break this down!

Coriolanus seemed nervous to be there. His hand flexes as it reaches for you. - aweeeee 🥹😈 I just love love how he always retakes her hand for comfort…. And of course making sure she doesn’t get away 😂

Despite its appearance, someone had been here before you and Coriolanus. - literal chills…. 😳 I loved how eerie it was when they entered the cabin since we know what happened there before!

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE…. He kept her rainbow dress and BROUGHT IT with him here? 😳 and what exactly is he going to do with that dress of hers? 🤨 - The way he lets out a laughy breath sends shivers down your spine. - me too girl…. me too 😈 - “Whoever it belongs to is long gone.” - 😑😑😑 boy…. aweee she’s soooo scared of him rn 😭

“Are you okay?” - “Fine. You?” - “Perfect.” - I’m sorry but this interaction made me giggle so much like they both need to…. relax and chill with one another 😂

Okay there is sooooo much paranoia going on with these two right now…. Like seriously…. RELAX…. both of you…. NOW 😂 I can literally feel the fear from the both of them…. He is so terrified Lucy Gray is going to jump out and murder the both of them in cold blood and she is so sure that she’s dying tonight!

As Coriolanus finished his second trip with the bags, he used an old chair still there and pinned it under the door handle to prevent it from opening. - niceeee and cozyyyy and SECURE and SAFE 😂

“Will we?” you spat. “Why are we here anyway?” - girl, take a deep breath with me…. inhaleeee and exhaleeee 🥹 - “It’s quiet,’’ he suggests, “Some place quiet where we can be alone.” - BRO YOU ALWAYS ISOLATE HER WITH YOURSELF 😑😈

He is getting so fed up with her constantly bringing up Lucy Gray and accusing him for her disappearance! Usually this man would slap the shit out of her to stop her from saying Lucy Gray’s name 😳

“I didn’t know Lucy Gray. I’ve told you.” - Are you sure about that? 🤨

He opens a pack of sausages and throws them down without care before tossing the leftover garlic potatoes you cooked the night before in as well. - Okay this actually made me really really fucking hungry right now 😂

Our poor girl is 100% sure he’s going to kill and bury her in these woods 😭

“I have never hurt you.” - 😑😑😑 ….DELUSIONS. Or maybe we just have different definitions on what hurting someone is 😂 - “Have you starved under me? Has your mother?” he hits his chest with his next words, “You eat because of me. You sleep in a bed that I paid for. I provide for you. Me.” - yes you have starved her, yes to her mother 😑at least he wasn’t denying him hitting her 😂 and this man is acting like SHE’S the ONE who came to him asking for help 😑 Okay Coryo hitting his chest 🥵 - “Everything has happened to you because you strayed, and you want me to apologize for it?” - my god this man…. 😑 THE AUDACITY 🤦‍♀️ - “And I am not going to kill you. You don’t think you’ve done enough already to get yourself hanged? I protected you from that. Not Edmund.” - my jelly jealous boy 🥹

“Sit on the ground, by my boots.’’ - HOLY MOTHER OF GOD YES YES 🫠💦 sitting on the ground and wrapping her herself around his leg as he cooks MY GODDD 🥵😫 and when he FEEDS HER because he doesn’t trust her with a knife 🫠🥵 she hurt our poor baby's feelings with the pipe incident 🥹 WEARING HIS DOG TAG I CAN’T THIS IS TOO MUCH 😫 SOOO FUCKING HOT THAT HE ALSO HAS HER RING AROUND HIS NECK 🫠💦 she’s honestly so cute for that for asking for it tho 🥹 - “Happy now? Will you stop acting crazy?” - yes, daddy 😈

Teaching her cards and letting her win 🥹🩷

He and Edmund both wanted to take care of you but your heart only had place for one. And that spot rightfully, and wholly belonged to Coriolanus Snow. Edmund did his job of keeping you alive for Coriolanus and he was rewarded when the bullet went behind him and not into his skull. But now it was Coriolanus’s turn and both Edmund and you needed to learn that. - lucky lucky gal she is 🥹🥹and he’s so crazy i love it 😈

He liked the feeling of skin to skin with you but you beg him to keep his t-shirt on. You hated the feeling of his skin pressed against yours. He obliged. - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GIRL? And I'm surprised he listens to her sometimes 😂

The way she just ran when called her out and him JUMPING out to get her 😂 poor guy is reliving Lucy Gray all over again 🥹 OH BUT TO BE CHASED IN THE WOODS BY THIS MAN 😫😈

She was the victor of the hunger games, you were a lost lamb. You wouldn’t stand a chance against her. She would tear you to shreds if she thought she could get back at Coriolanus. - Does he really believe this is what Lucy Gray would actually do? 😳 my…. she really fucked him up, didn’t she 😂 AND did he forget HE’S the reason she won the Hunger Games in the first place? 🤦‍♀️

He thinks about returning to the cabin and retrieving his gun but you were already too far out of reach. - Okay but imagine he shot her too 😂

Boy is yelling and using the same lines he used on Lucy Gray the entire time 😂

His wild eyes scan the area for any sign of movement. The rain hindered his vision but he could hear the faint sound of branches snapping under your foot. - the psycho eyes and hyper focusness this man has is the hottest thing ever 😫 a wild animal hunting his prey 😈

“Do you honestly think you can run from me? That I won’t find you?” - come on…. we’re just playing hide n seek here 😈 and yes, you will always find me because I'm just an innocent doe 😫 Ughhhh him yelling her name and just screaming out of frustration just does things to me 🫠 - “Y/N! Come out now! This isn’t funny!” - it’s kinda funny when you can’t find meeee 🤭

“You stupid, little girl” - “When I catch you…” - call me a stupid, little girl, again 😫😈 And what are you gonna do to me when you catch me? 🤭 SO HOT! And of course he taunted and threatened her with her mothers life 😂 too bad he can’t find her since she’s up in the mountains 🫢 - “Y/N. That’s enough.” - “Y/N, I said that’s enough!” - Oh come on just five more minutes 😫😈

“You’re going to get lost in the forest. There’s worse things than me out there.” - oh no baby…. It’s just you 😈

The paranoia he has with Lucy Gray…. that she is some wild and savage animal out to kill his girl is hysterical to me 😂 but at the same time…. I kinda understand him and the fear!

He needed to find you. To make sure you were alright. That Lucy Gray hadn’t got her hands on the only pure thing in his life. - 😑😑😑 ….well he clearly got over his first ‘love’ quick like DAMN! poor girl 😭 i tell ya, he is the king of the Lucy Gray slander 😂

My man is so smart for throwing that tree branch to get her out of hiding 😫 I LOVE A GOOD CHOOSE SCENE WHERE HE IS OBVIOUSLY FASTER AND CATCHES HER BY THE WAIST AND PULLING HER DOWN AND STRADDLING HER AND PINNING HER DOWN ON THE FLOOR 😈

In all honestly tho the girl is lucky he didn't beat the living shit out of her 😳

“Shut up,” he grabs your jaw and stills it in his direction, “You stupid, stubborn, fool of a girl. - MY GOD 🥵🥵🥵

“It was foolish. What if something got you in the forest?’’ - BRO YOU GOT ME 🤦‍♀️ I WAS TRYING TO RUN FROM YOU 😑 - “Do you have any idea what that would have done to me?” - aweeee…. you fucking psycho 🥹🩷

Don’t you just love it when your captor drags you back by your arm and pushes you back to the cabin and lectures you about how he’s the reason behind something you never wanted or asked for 🩷🥹 Also girly never tell Coriolanus Snow you don’t care about him! The man has some serious mommy issues….

“When you were hungry, I cared.” - “When you didn’t have money for rent, I cared.” - “Clothes for the winter, medicine for your mother. I cared. And what do I get for it?” - “All I ever wanted from you was for you to care.” - “You would think after everything, I would be entitled to it.” - BOY SHE NEVER WANTED OR ASKED FOR ANY OF THAT! AND THE DESPERATION ABOUT HER MOMS MEDICINE WAS YOUR OWN DOING, BOY 😑😑😑 But…. HOT HOT HOT 🥵 Our delusional baby just wanted her to care for him and validate him 🥹🩷

Damn he just lifted her up and threw her across the floor like a sack of potatoes 😂 and trapping her by cuffing her wrists to the oven 🥵🥵 - “Look at you,” he spat, “You wouldn’t have lasted the night out there.” - not without you, daddy 😈 I love how he just sits on her legs 😂 like the poor girls body is weak and she’s already cuffed 😂 - He speaks slowly and dangerously with your face in his hands. - FOCUS GIRL FOCUS 😳 - “If you ever try to leave me again, there will be nothing you could do that would save Edmund”. - Do you understand?” - you're going to have to kill me if you asked to leave you 😂 - You nod, but it seemed to anger him. - “I asked if you understood,” he yells. - YES YES YES! KEEP YELLING AT ME BECAUSE I AM A STUPID GIRL 😫

“I doubt you’ve ever thought something useful in your life. Use to everybody else doing it for you.” - you are correct, daddy 😫 - His hands tangle in your hair forcing you to keep still. - 🥵😈🥵😈

“I’ll do your thinking for you from now on. Your next independent thought, I’ll smash from your skull, understand?” - i just fucking came 🫠💦 I JUST FUCKING CAME!

The rain soaked him again and his shirt clung uncomfortably on his skin. - DAMN 🥵🥵 - It sticks the cold to his chest and his mind floats back to you inside. You were sure to catch a cold if he didn’t move fast. - he’s crazy. but he cares for her so much in his own sick and twisted way 🥹🩷

I want to give her the biggest hug right now 🩷 poor girl was just shivering on the kitchen floor 😢 and him wiping off the water from his face with his soaked shirt had me going MEOW 🐱 And damn he actually wanted to go swim in the lake with his new lover -> where it once belonged to him and his old lover 😂

My man is petty af by not letting her wear her the extra clothes and just dressed her one of his shirts 😂

So hot when she’s battling with him over who takes off her clothes 😫 - “I do the thinking for you, remember.” - yes, daddy 😈 ughhhh i can’t function properly rn with the way he carelessly yanks it off her 😫 - He keeps his eyes as forward as he can as he slides the sleeves up your arms. Only looking down as he does up the buttons. It was oddly gentlemanly and you wonder if he did it for his sake or yours. - yea…. i’m honestly shocked too by his ‘gentlemanliness’ 😂 When she begs him to stop but he doesn’t when he’s trying to get her out of her underwear and puts new ones on her 😫 At least he had the decency to give the girl a pillow and lay a blanket onto her 😂 BUT he can’t sleep so he goes to sleep next to her 😫 he literally can’t sleep without her anymore 😂

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“Hungry?” he asks. - you petty son of bitch 😂 poor girl is so hungry and he’s just gonna torture her while he’s eating in front of her and not give her any 😈 - “Imagine how hungry you would be lost in the woods.” - 😑😑😑 - “You would be dead if I didn’t find you.” - how is he so sure? 😂 this man's ego and need for control 🙄😈 - “What do you have to do?” - “None of your business.” he snaps. - DAMN BABY 🥵

I love the Lucy Gray storyline! I love how scared he is of her! It’s actually really really frightening too because it’s like she’s haunting these woods and would violently jump out and murder anyone who enters it in cold blood, including him. I just love how he’s searching the forest for her and retracing his steps back to the snake bite sight and aiming his gun to where he ‘shot’ her like she’s just gonna jump out and rip him to shreds! I swear the mystery of what happened to this girl is EATING me alive 😂 no clues, signs, no nothing left of her in these woods! And of course he would kill all the mockingjays 😂 and the consideration this psycho has of the gunshot scaring his girl  🥹🩷

I actually have a theory about this whole Lucy Gray thing…. I think Lucy Gray did survive and ran from the forest right away and had gone North like she planned to. Now, what if…. Lucy Gray is living up in the mountains, and is in contact, or even lives, with Edmund and her mother…. DUN DUN DUN 😳

He presses the point of the gun into your ankle, pinning it against the floor. You don’t try moving  under threat. He slides the gun slowly up your leg, over your calf, over your knee, inching up to the middle of your thigh under his shirt. - “Open your legs wider.” he demands. - OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME I NEED HIM TO WRECK MY VAGINA 🫠💦 - “I am in a very good mood. You would hate to ruin that wouldn’t you?” - what are you gonna do if I don’t comply? 😈 OMFG HE NESTLES HIMSELF BETWEEN HER LEGS LAYS HIS BODY DOWN ON HERS I CAN’T RN 😫

“I have been nothing but patient and kind to you.” - THIS ONE SURE IS A LAUGH ISN’T IT 😂

But really what you promised is that you would allow yourself one more chance of escape before he made good on his promise to kill your mother and Edmund. - Yeah…. good luck with that hun 😂

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I WENT A LITTLE CRAZY WITH THIS ONE 😂

BESTIEEEE I AM MENTALLY PREPARING MYSELF FOR CHAPTER 7!!!! AHHHH I’M SO EXCITED 🩷

HEY bestie!

thank you for this 💕💕

The validation from posts like these makes me feel dizzy! I love hearing how my work has been interpreted it honestly helps my writing skills so much!

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He is getting so much better with the hitting! In the original draft when he catches the reader in the forest he is a little heavy handed but i thought it didn't fit the characters state. He was suppose to be almost frozen with fear in the same way he was when he had the nightmare. like he felt reduced to a little boy rather then the strong man he is.

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I mean who is to say Dr Gaul isn't poisoning President Ravenstill 👀

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i've had a lot of comments saying that it was out of character for Coriolanus not to kill Edmund! and i totally respect that.

But, in my reading of Coriolanus, he is lead by his mind rather then emotion. Edmund is a huge bargaining chip. I don't see him throwing it away because he is jealous.

Also, I love Edmund and need him for plot progression so Coriolanus can't kill him, haha.

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Now for the main piece of the chapter; the cabin in the woods.

I am so glad you saw that the scene was identical to him and Lucy-grey. Yes! he was reliving it! but as a different man.

I was tempted to have him go get the gun and shoot but i decided against it. Because the situation was different. He saw lucy-grey as a threat to his freedom, while he saw the reader as something he had to protect, not something he ever had to fear.

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Now the bag with Lucy-grey's dress was already there from when Coriolanus and her ran way.

They brought a bag of stuff for their travels. While it was never explicitly stated that Lucy-Grey brought her mothers dress, I don't think she would have left without it (Despite the memories it now carried). I also needed an item Coriolanus could pull from the bag to show that it was Lucy-grey's bag from the day to show that she hadn't been back to the cabin. Which would have given Coriolanus security that he managed to kill her on that day, Hence the laugh.

he then took the bags from the cabin and drowned them in the lake so all the evidence from that day was buried.

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Chapter 7 will be out soon! please let me know what you think!!!!

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OSBXJSOSIJSHDBBZ PLEASE WRITE MORE FOR PRINCIPLE BUMP

Simple Date W/ Bump HCs!!

UEUEUEUEUE IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE GETTING HYPED AB THIS MAN!! If any of yall want any specific ideas or scenarios lemme know!! I am more than happy to keep writing for this dude!!

Very polite man, definitely gives me the type of "will set his coat down on a puddle so you can walk over it" energy

TOP TIER gentleman; doesn't matter where you've gone, he's going to treat you with upmost respect

Granted he already does that all the time, this man would rather pass away than willingly disrespect or make you feel bad on purpose

I feel like he prefers quiet dates

Picnics, reading together, walking around town

Stuff like that

Maybe a nice restaurant here and there

He personally prefers small gestures over larger ones, when it comes to him recieving and giving

Small gestures of affection over a long and frequent period of time >> big large gesture that eats up a lotta stuff and happens less frequently

That's not to say he wont go all out on you

Especially if its an anniversary

No need to mark a calendar; you know its time when you see the man scrambling around and sweating bullets for a week, insisting its "a surprise!" Or "nothing!!" Until he finally reveals some large scale thing for the two of you

Not only is he a tender lover but he'll treat you like royalty

Oh stealing this from my first hc list but I am again stressing that this man will offer you his arm to hold while you walk together on your dates

Didn't know where to put this but imagine he gets Frewin to help put something together for a date/anniversary

Like he sends him off to go grab/hide something, or distract you while he gets the last touches of the event ready

Frewin being a wingman REAL!!!!!!/j

Ik this isnt a date hc but I giggle at the thought of bump having a crush on someone and frewin tries to play matchmaker

Idk I think its silly

Like the goober runs off, forcing him to approach you bc frewin came to you or something, ect ect

If you're interested in my exploring that lemme know

Anyways im getting way off topic

Tldr; this man prefers quiet and more intimate settings over something more out there, but regardless he still treats you like a god/goddess because this man is just filled with so much love and adoration