#im also SOOOO fucking tired rn

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everytime i post random shit here on my main i feel like im fucking up the homestuck flavoured vibe i got going on sorry homestuck followers (which is everyone) as consolation here's a fun fact about hs, theres infinite headcanon possibilities and not every hc has to have perfectly sound text supported logic. All and every hs characters can be fagdyke furries if you want it hard enough and if people are policing that they can shove it.

[bonemeal12]

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[megroha]

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[auras-moonstone]

Hii! Could you please write an ethan fic based off the ybwm music video but y/n and ethan are childhood bestfriends and but doesnt notice her until prom? ALSO IM LISTENING TO 1989 TV RN AND ITS SOOOO GOOD

been here all along — ethan landry

word count: 3,306

pairing: ethan landry x fem!reader

summary: ethan and y/n had been best friends since they were little, but y/n, unbeknownst to ethan, has always been i love with him. it isn’t until prom night that he finds out.

warnings: none!

Y/N WAS STUDYING ON HER DESK WHEN SHE SAW HER BEST FRIEND’S SILHOUETTE THROUGH HER WINDOW. Ethan threw himself to the bed, lying on his back as he tiredly rubbed his face with the hand that wasn’t holding his phone to his ear. He felt eyes on him, so he turned around and saw the girl staring at him with a worried expression. He smiled instantly and, after hanging up the phone, he went to grab a small board and a marker.

hey, creep, he showed her the careless handwriting with a smirk.

Y/N stuck her tongue out before grabbing her own board. you okay?

i’m fine, he replied with a shrug and a forced smile.

Y/N arched an eyebrow, i know you better than that.

His shoulders slumped, can i hang out with you for a while?

always. back door is open!

Less than five minutes later Ethan entered her room and plopped down on her bed, resting his head on his hand. Y/N noticed his eyes were a bit red and had dark bags under them, and yet he continued to be he most gorgeous human she had laid her eyes on.

“What’s wrong?” she asked softly, resisting the need to run her fingers through his wet brown hair.

“Coach killed us at practice today. My whole body hurts.” he mumbled.

“And…” she urged him to go on, knowing that was not it.

Ethan sighed. “I hate that you know me so well.” he groaned. “I fought with Mila.”

“Again.” she added, trying to hide her bitterness.

Mila and him had been dating for a couple of months, and she had managed to turn the ray of sunshine that Ethan used to be into a person who was always tired and in a gloomy mood. She had completely brought him down.

People at school loved the couple. And, on the outside, they seemed perfect. Ethan was the captain of the hockey team and the most good-looking boy at school, and Mila was the cheer captain and most good-looking girl at school—perfect pairing, right? On paper, yes.

But Y/N had the disgrace of witnessing most of their fights and the toxicity that filled the air whenever they were together. At the beginning, they had a normal relationship but eventually, the attention got the best of Mila and she turned into a controlling, jealous girlfriend who was also obsessed with painting the perfect image.

“Yeah… this time it was about prom.” he scoffed.

“What about it?”

“She came to practice and said we had to go buy her dress and my suit. Then she wants me to take fucking dancing classes because everything needs to be perfect and I can’t mess it up with my dance moves.”

“She’s going to have to buy tons of oil bottles for that. The Tin Man from Wizards of Oz can move better than you.”

Ethan laughed and threw her a pillow. “You’re such an asshole.”

Y/N smiled like the Cheshire cat. Ethan had no idea that his smile could practically light up the whole town, and it made her furious that Mila managed to take that away. Ever since they started dating, Ethan very rarely smiled around others.

“Anyways, the thing is I refused to do that. You know how tired I am after practice, and she got pissed and wouldn’t let me leave. I ended up holding back hockey practice and coach was furious.” he explained. “Then, after practice, she called and silly me thought—nice, she is going to apologize, but no. She wanted to see if I’d changed my mind. And that made me mad, so we started fighting about her interrupting practice and how furious she would be if I were to find her during cheer practice. Then she started yelling and I just hung up because my head fucking hurts.”

Y/N watched with sad eyes. What was he doing with a girl like that? She clearly didn’t care about him. “I’m sorry about your psycho of a girlfriend. You deserve better” she said, and he gave her a small smile. “There’s Tylenol on my drawer and the bottle is filled with water.”

“Thanks. You’re the best, did you know that? Being with you is lately the only thing that makes me feel at peace.”

“I love you, Eth, and I’ll always be here.”

The boy grabbed her hand and pulled her into his chest, hugging her tightly. “I love you, too.” he placed a kiss on the crown of her head. “Can I stay over?”

“Of course.”

Ethan fell asleep quickly, contrary to Y/N, whose thoughts kept her brain working like crazy. Ethan’s sweet words about her making him feel at peace should be heartwarming, but instead it made her heart hurt. Why couldn’t he see her the way she saw him? The way he saw Mila. Why couldn’t Ethan see that she was dying to be in Mila’s place and that he deserved so much better than her?

Ethan deserved to be with someone who treated him like he hung the moon, and instead he was settling for someone who overwhelmed him and brought him down, someone who cared more about what other people said than about his feelings and happiness. It made Y/N both sad and angry, and she prayed he would wake up and see he was worth more.

ETHAN ENTERED HIS ROOM AND DRAGGED HIS FEET TOWARDS HIS BED. He wanted to take a long nap and disconnect from the world, ignoring all the things that were overwhelming him lately. He wanted those feelings to be gone, he needed a good sleep and a good cry. And as if God had heard his prayers, the problems evaporated once his eyes caught sight of his best friend dancing around her room without a care in the world. He crossed his arms and watched with a smile, waiting for her to notice.

The girl stopped as soon as she felt eyes on her. Frowning, she quickly scribbled something on her blackboard.

i don’t do shows for free, quit looking

Laughing, he wrote back, what kind of shows do you do? i’m interested.

Y/N pretended to throw up and replied, i’m calling 911 pervert. And as he shook his head, she quickly wrote something else. you look stressed. wanna talk about it?

And as every afternoon, Ethan ended up sprawled on his best friend’s bed with her lying beside him. “First of all, I broke up with Mila.” he started, and Y/N’s heart stopped.

She tried her best not to smile at that, and managed to mutter “I’m sorry about that.”

Ethan shrugged, “It’s fine. We both know we weren’t really invested in that relationship. I’m stressed because she was furious, screaming something about ruining her chances of being prom queen and disappointing the school by our break-up.”

“And you feel bad about it.” Y/N stated, knowing him like the back of her hand.

“A little bit. I mean, I don’t get it, but prom is important to her for some reason. And now she needs to find another date.”

“That won’t be a problem, though. She’s literally the most gorgeous girl in school.”

“She’s not the most gorgeous girl in school.” he said, but quickly shook his head and moved on. “But it’s us who they want. Ethan and Mila, not Mila and some other guy.”

“Well, if it makes you feel so bad, you should go with her.” Y/N said out loud as her inner voice called her stupid in different languages.

Ethan frowned. “I don’t want to get back with her. And I thought you hated her.”

“I don’t hate her.” she argued.

“I heard you said you’d like her to recreate Regina George’s bus scene.” Ethan said, trying not to laugh at the guilty face she made.

“Look, everyone has intrusive thoughts.” she defended herself and Ethan bursted out laughing. “I’m not proud of it. But, moving on, I’m not telling you to get back with her, but just be her date to prom and then go your separate ways. We’re leaving for college soon, anyways.”

“I suppose you’re right.” he nodded. “That’s another reason why I’m stressed, college.”

“What about it?”

“I’m scared.” he confessed

“Why? Eth, you’re an stellar player. Lots of colleges already told you they’re interested.”

“I’m not scared of not getting into any college. I’m scared that we won’t end up in the same one.” he explained. And his eyes got glossy by just thinking about Y/N not being part of his every day life.

They had known each other since forever. They grew up together and it was in his plans to continue to grow alongside her. She was his person, and he knew he was her person too. She was his other half, he wasn’t complete without her. He rolled his eyes everytime he heard someone say that ‘we are our own person and it was wrong to believe someone complemented you’. He thought that was bullshit. Him and Y/N complemented each other and their lives wouldn’t be the same if they didn’t have each other. A part of them would be missing.

“I’m positive we will both end up on the same college. But even if that doesn’t happen, there’s absolutely no way that will be the end of our friendship, Eth. Come on, you really think our bond is not strong enough to handle a little distance?”

“You’re right.” he said, wiping his tears with the heel of his palm. “It still would suck not to have you there to annoy me every minute of the day.”

“Fuck you, Ethan.” she pinched his side, making him squirm. “And bold of you to assume I wouldn’t call you and text every one second.”

“Wouldn’t have it any other way. I love you.” he hugged her tightly to his chest, breathing in the scent of her shampoo.

“Love you, too.” she whispered. She wanted to kiss him so badly she had to hide her face on his chest to die down the temptation.

“Hey, I never asked you. Who are you going to prom with?”

“With no one.”

Ethan frowned. “I can’t have that. We are going together.”

Her heart started beating faster. “You’re going with Mila.”

“I haven’t told her we can still go together. And I’m not going to, we are going together.”

“No.” she shook her head. The inner voices screaming at her again. “It’s important to her. I really couldn’t care less about prom. Don’t worry about it.”

“All of your friends have dates, Y/N/N. I know you don’t care about prom, but it doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have a good time.” Ethan said, and she shrugged. “I don’t understand, though. I heard, unfortunately, the guys talking in the locker room. A lot of them were planning to ask you.”

“And they did, I just said I was going alone.”

“But why?”

Because I don’t want anyone but you, and I just turned your offer down. “I just don’t want to. Really, don’t worry about me. I don’t like parties anyway, so I won’t stay long. You will have to dance with me at least once, though.”

“Obviously.” he replied softly as he run his fingers through her soft hair until he fell asleep.

Meanwhile, Y/N laid wide awake, picturing that moment. Him, looking like a daydream in a suit, with his big hands around her body and her head on his hard chest, listening to the beat of his heart, which clearly won’t be beating as fast as hers. Yes, she didn’t know how she was going to survive that.

ETHAN STOOD NEXT TO MILA AS THEY TALKED WITH THEIR FRIENDS. Well, Mila did the talking and he was just standing there, looking anxiously at the entrance door, waiting for his best friend to arrive. Ethan had offered to drive her, but she instantly turned him down because there’s no way she was going to share the confined space with Mila.

“Your break-up lasted less than I expected.” one of Mila’s friend said.

Sensing Mila’s intention of not denying the statement, Ethan spoke first. “We aren’t together, we came as friends.”

“We’re always breaking up and making up, we both know you’ll take me back in no time.” Mila laughed.

“Mila.” he sighed. “We talked about this. I told you that we can still be each other’s date, but as long as it was clear that we are over for real. Don’t make me regret it.”

“Wow.” Zach, Ethan’s friend, said. His eyes were wide and his jaw was practically on the floor. And following his gaze, he found out the reason behind his reaction.

Ethan’s body stiffened and felt the blood rushing to his cheeks. Y/N walked through the gym, making her way towards her friends. No one, expect for his group, was paying attention to her. Why was no one paying attention to her?

She looked absolutely beautiful. Breathtaking would be most accurate word, because she took Ethan’s ability to breath as soon as his eyes landed on her figure. She was wearing a long, satin green dress. Her hair was up in a tidy bun, making her look elegant. Fuck, he couldn’t get his eyes off her, nor did he want to.

“Green is not her color.” Mila said between gritted teeth.

Ethan frowned, but his brown eyes were still glued to the girl across the room. “Every color is her color.”

“I’m going to ask her to dance with me.” Zach said confidently.

“Dude, get a hint. She told you she didn’t want to come with you.” another of Ethan’s friend said.

With that, Ethan finally looked away and instead glared at his friend. “You asked her?”

“Well, yeah. Can you blame me?” No, he couldn’t. But still, for some reason, it bothered him. “I can’t believe she said no.”

“Oh, come on. It’s obvious she was going to reject every offer. Well, anyone but one.” Mila said, and the boys’ curious glances landed on her. “What?”

“What are you talking about?” Zach asked.

Mila rolled her eyes. “Really? Literally everyone figured it out”

“Figure out what?” Ethan asked impatiently.

“She’s been in love with the same person for years.”

Ethan’s fists clenched and he felt like his whole body was on fire. “No way, she would’ve told me. We tell each other everything.”

Mila laughed. “It’s you, dumbass. She’s always been in love with you.”

Ethan froze and shook his head. “No. I would’ve- she should’ve… No.”

“Yes, Ethan. Ask anyone. I swear boys are so oblivious” she rolled her eyes. “It’s obvious she didn’t tell you because she knew you’d reject her. I mean, she is out of your league and you’ve never given her any signs that you might feel the same.”

Well, in that she’s right. But only because he had never let his mind wonder about being more because he didn’t want to ruin anything. Besides, he hadn’t seen her signs either and he also started dating Mila. But now… he could see them together. Now he couldn’t understand how he hadn’t thought about it before. After all, Y/N had always been his person—the one that understood him unlike anyone else, the one that made him laugh harder than anyone else, the one he always wanted to have by his side, the one who he belong with.

“She’s not out of my league.” he said, glaring at Mila. “I’m the one out of her league, hell, I don’t think anyone is really deserving of her! You know, she was the one that suggested I still should bring you here, because it was important to you. I asked her to be my date, and she said no. Even though she probably wanted to say yes. She’s that amazing, and I never saw her. What the fuck is wrong with me?”

Before anyone could say anything, Ethan let his feet guide him towards her. Y/N saw his silhouette making his way to her and her mouth broke into a smile. He did look like a daydream and the smile she loved was present on his face, shinier than ever.

"Hi, Eth." she stood up to hug him.

How could he have been so blind to notice it? The way her cheeks turned a light shade of red, her shy smile and the sparks in her eyes. Y/N was in love with him. "Hi. You look... like a daydream."

That made her blush even more. "Thank you. You look very handsome." Ethan smiled like a little kid, which made Y/N laugh. "What is going on? You're acting odd."

"What makes you say that?"

"I don't know, you're looking different."

"Is that bad?" Ethan frowned.

"No, it's a good different. You look happy. But what is happening?" she laughed with uncertainty. Ethan shook his head, trying to wipe the smile off his face. "Come on, you're making me nervous."

my love was as cruel as the cities i lived in

"First we have to dance to your favorite song." Ethan said, grabbing her hand and guiding her to the dance floor.

Just like she had it pictured it in her mind, her best friend's arms were wrapped around her waist, her hands resting on his broad shoulders and her head lying on his chest. But, contrary to what she had thought, his heart was beating inexplicably fast.

i don't wanna look at anything else now that i saw you

"I love you, Y/N" Ethan whispered in her ear. He felt her shoulders tense and she slowly raised her head to look at him.

It wasn't like any other previous I love you's, there was something about the way he said it—so softly and vulnerable—that gave her the hope that there was another meaning, that it was another type of i love you.

"Ethan..."

been sleeping so long in a 20-year dark night

"I do. I really do love you. I am in love with you, and I'm really sorry."

"What are you sorry for?"

and now i see daylight, i only see daylight

"For not realizing it earlier. For not seeing how you really felt."

Y/N widened her eyes. He knew. "Ethan... don't."

"Don't what?"

"You're confused. You don't love me like that, I don't want your sympathy. You just think you love me because you don't want to reject me." she said. He opened his mouth to argue, but she cut him off. "I promise you that our friendship won't change. I've always known it wasn't reciprocated, and I've come in terms with it."

Ethan just smiled. "Are you done overthinking? Because you have two options—you can keep on trying to convince yourself I don't love you and that my heart hasn't been skipping since you walked into this room," he put her hand on his heart. "or you can accept the truth—that I love you and I want you more than anything in the world—and let me kiss you while your song is still playing." he tilted his head down, nose brushing hers. "What is it, Y/N? One or two?"

"Two" she whispered.

He smirked "Good girl."

The kiss stopped time. When they finally pulled away, they stared at each other completely awestruck. Taylor Swift wasn't playing anymore, and they truly didn't have a clue how much time they had spent tasting each other. What they did know is that nothing had ever felt more right.

"Okay, enough show. Let's get out of here, I want you all to myself." he said pressing kisses to her neck.

"I want ice cream first, then we can make out."

"Whatever my girlfriend wants, she gets." with one last kiss, they walked out of the room hand in hand. “By the way, I have always thought you were the most gorgeous girl in school.”

[oogaboogaspookyman]

Soooo a reply in the most recent Oil Is Thicker Than Blood release (by @dronebiscuitbat ) gave me an idea! And threw my impulse control out of my window!

BE WARNED: this contains a more than implied spicy Nuzi scene, which is canon in the universe of Oil Is Thicker Than Blood. I also tried my best to finish this so be also warned for potentially sucky writing lmao

Edit: I FOUND THE GUY THAT INSPIRED THIS SHIT IT'S @/makiyu23 THANK YOU DUDE THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN I WOULDN'T HAVE MADE THIS WITHOUT YOU

[EAVESDROPPING]

That red eyed freak... She's gonna pay.

Crawling in the vents. She always loved crawling around, whether it's the roof, the walls, or the ventilation systems, it always felt so good and satisfying.

This time didn't feel good the usual way now. It felt good like a revenge. Fitting.

While she's doing that, she found a few trinkets along the way! Neat! Things to look at instead of her glasses! She always disliked looking at her own glasses out of boredom, it brings memories she doesn't have consent for... Y'know what else she didn't consent to?

...

Let's not joke about that time, V...

...

Anyway! Back to searching through the vents! And sending those updates on the red thing stuff too!

"robo-god i fucking love crawling it's satisfying like-..." She stops for a moment... Then sighs... "Let's not ramble about these things alone V, you'll seem crazier than you already are..."

After long minutes of crawling around in the vents and sending updates on the search, she started to hear something...

Talking?

There's people talking...

There's people talking.

"Look, i'm just sayin', we can't have these Murder Drones in 'ere at all, ya know their body count? As someone who like- counts the deaths and missing drone cases, i say they're up to like- the THOUSANDS!"

"You know Khan's orders and announcement, they're living with us now, end of. We cannot keep having this conversation, Sean..."

"Susan please just- just understand what i'm trying to say here!"

"We can't keep up a relationship if all you're gonna ramble about is the Murder Drones wanting to make amends."

A Worker with an irish accent... Rambling to another, 50% masculine 50% feminine and 100% tired sounding, about the fact that she and N are living in the bunker with them and how he's against it. Of course. If she could drop down right then and there... She would. But she can't, she made a promise... Stupid promise but hey, she cares about that idiot.

...

Stupid feelings, stupid concept of caring, stupid core, now she feels all mushy and gross...

Ughh, get back to work you trauma bag!

Beep. Update sent. And as she crawls around the vents, a message for Lizzy. Heehee Lizzy she cute- SHUT UP BRAIN.

SD-V: yo liz i caught two people talking while i crawled in the vents, wanna hear?

A few seconds later...

Lizthequeen: OMG yes!!! drop the gossip gurl!!!

SD-V: so theres these two workers talkin shit about me and n for obvious reasons and apparantly these two workers are also a dumb lovey dovey couple

Lizthequeen: oh shiz you talking about sean and susan??? oh theyre having constant problems with their relationship i heard!!

SD-V: thats what im saying. theyre in constant problems with their relationship yeah

Lizthequeen: they are fr?? daaayyuummm gurl...... are they breaking up now???

V stopped to look back and crawl a little backwards to hear...

"... Susan- Susan please don't do this to me-"

"No no no no you know what? You know what? We're done here, all you ramble about is your racism, fuck you and fuck off"

"Susan please!"

Then a slam... Then a sigh...

"... WELL GOOD RIDDANCE I FUCKING GUESS!"

She began crawling forward again... God damn.

SD-V: yup

Lizthequeen: RN????? HOLY SHIT?????

SD-V: yup

Lizthequeen: they finally broke up........ thank you for sharing the info bestie i owe u so much

SD-V: yeah you owe me a good hanging out

What the FUCK. WHY DID YOU SEND THAT WHY DID YOU SAY THAT

V immediately stopped messaging in flustered frustration, yellow filling her visor and embarrassment filling her... Everything. Fuck's sake.

...

...

...

Lizthequeen: what do u mean by that ;3c

SD-V: nothing shut up buzz off im busy anyway BYE

Then to the right goes the program...

...

...

...

That was stupid.

...

...

Okay that's processed.

As she crawled by, she began to hear more chatter... Right, people exist.

"Guy imma need to talk to ya"

"Oh no. My name in b flat. I'm in trouble"

"More like i wanna discuss something with you regarding the whole Khan's daughter and N thing..."

"... Am i in trouble?"

"Stop saying you're in trouble, i just wanna talk"

PFFFFT

"“Stop saying you're in trouble” yeah shut up before you get in trouble hehehehehe-"

"What the HELL was that?!"

V squeaked in surprise, then yelled back, attempting to threaten the two into submission.

"YOU BETTER NOT TRY ME OR I WILL DROP DOWN AND RIP YOU TO SHREDS YOU TOASTERS!!"

...

...

"Okay, no need to yell lass, we would've listened anyway"

"Yeah what Han said"

V sighed in relief and kept crawling and sending updates. Situation avoided.

...

...

Crawling by crawling by, crawling by for the sake of your life~

This is getting really boring, i fucking hate this now i wanna go home~

She sang as she crawled in the vents, sending updates every few as she found new things and new gossip, making herself laugh a little as she crawled... She needed those laughs and those moments. She needed a break from the tension and the fear. The dread. That red eyed freak...

...

That red eyed freak.

...

"You want me to lead?" She heard, faintly, as she crawled about...

What in the god damn?? Uzi??

"Lay down then"

What????????

She crawled forward and stopped to hear the possible new gossip...

...

What the fuck are they doing down there.

"Relax, okay?"

"O-okay..."

Uzi?? N?? What are they...

...

Oh they can't be.

"I-i'm not t-that insteresting"

"You're gorgeous, actually"

"Shouldn't i be saying that to y-you?"

Nuh uh they're not i don't believe... N would be a bottom though.

A little more of hearing from inside the vents, it becomes clearer as every second passes. She can't move.

She jerks a leg forward, yet it's stiff. She can't move.

She tries the same with one arm, it's stiff too. She can't move.

She tries to at least launch herself forward, but her whole body is stiff. She can't move.

She sighs... I can't move... I can't stop hearing...

"Ngh... Uzi..."

JUST MOVE LET THEM BE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOV

She jerks an arm, trying to continue crawling.

Again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

FINALLY.

She manages to continue crawling by...

After ceaseless crawling, ending up finding nothing, and having heard quite the event... You think she'll have a word or two for them about it?

She's laid down across the ground, alone in her nest in the spire, seemingly dissociating after the events that transpired...

"Well... Damn." Her last words said in surprise.

...

...

...

...

...

We never got to go far in our relationship.

She swapped her hand up with the submachine gun and aimlessly let loose a barrage of bullets, drowning her thoughts in noise. Drowning her sorrows in noise.

Heavy breathing, panting.

...

"Let's not think of that, V..."

[brisquad-unit-4402]

Hello unit 4402!

So tomorrow's luxiem new outfit reveal and judging from the silhouette, we're hoping for some ponytail shu yamino. Can't help but come back to your mini hcs about him having his hair tied up and reveal his neck..

Ok im sorry i've fallen too deep into this rabbit hole called simping for shu yamino i should be going by now bye have a nice day ashwbshwuqwjkl

-🍰

no ur right. but while i’m at it. BRUH I WAS RIGHT. I WAS SO RIGHT. WHY IS HE SO FUCKING HOT EVEN WHEN ALL WE HAVE IS A SILHOUETTE. I’M SO MAD. CAN YOU NOT SAVE ANY DRIP FOR THE REST OF US KING. FUCK OFFFFFF

but also not really bc we as a society have not talked enough about shu with long hair being so pretty and now i’m glad that we can address what a massive fucking dub that is. i could be going so insane rn.

you guys are sooooo lucky i’m too tired to type out how handsome shu is. soooo lucky i can barely think in full sentences much less articulate how nice it is to see his face in all its amethyst glory and still be able to comb through his hair through your fingers.

dude i’m so gone rn i wanna kiss his forehead SO BAD. maaaan. he deserves a million and one kisses and all the love in the world, he’s actually so gorgeous and has such a comfortable personality. he’d be so modest and shy when you tell him that too. all blushy and stuttery even after you kiss every inch of his face and the top of his head and his exposed neck, which isn’t used to his hair being out of the way and shivers so much at just the feeling of your lips on his nape. he just goes from stuttery to speechless the more intense you get against his skin like he’s your territory, and your hands in his ponytail can go from relaxing to hot real fast. you’ve got the driving wheel in your hands and he’s willing to follow your lead even when he thinks all your love against his neck is what will make his heart explode

(also uhhh. idk how to integrate this one here but corsets cinch the waist and makes them look way smaller than they actually are. so like. either hoel-mama commits to the biceps + sideboob muscle and lets him have such a nice set of abs, or turns out his waist is just that snatched naturally, you know, like he was invented to be perfectly grabbable. or we keep the corset which has to be one of the top 5 pieces of clothing ever. we literally can’t lose)

(update: UGHHH GOD I DIDNT EVEN MENTION HOW HIS PONYTAIL LETS YOU AIM FOR HIS EAR WITH PERCISION AND THE LITTLE MOANS HE MAKES IN RESPONSE. FUUUUCK)

[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

HELLO. ITS BEEN A MINUTE!!!

soooo basically i cant sleep. and so i figured id come to you and ask you to tell me abt your ocs (again)

pretty pleaseeeeeeee <3

HELLO YEAH IT HAS

okay okay im kinda tired right now but i have a new idea for a story and thats what im gonna be talking about :3 yada yada eight great knights gifted powers from the gods, those powers are then passed down through generations so each generation has its own pair of eight knights, the eight families as descendants of the original great knights are held in high regard

a few generations ago the eighth knight at the time sorta. dissapeared (fucked off to live a life of freedom and raise their family without putting any pressure on their future kids) so since then that family has been. lost. like as far as anyone knows the power has still been passed down but. well. yeah im tired and my brain is jumbled suishsuskajsjsj but the gist of it is theres supposed to be eight knights protecting each generation but for the past few generations theres only been seven

the other characters i currently have nothing for BUT!!! mavi/mavis (they/it/xe) is the current inheritor of the eight knights power. agender aroace icon, constantly looks like it took a year long nap in the forest and just clawed xer way out, smug bastard. i adore them and thats all i can say rn because. again, jumbled brain. OH YEAH ALSO THEY HAVE WINGS

[fictionkinfessions]

Im suuuper tired while writing this so I have no fear and very little filter. but also @ my fellow harbingers pretend you saw nothing lmaoooo (/j)

YALLLL I HATE DOTTOLONE SOOO BAD WHY IS IT SOO POPULARRRRR WHAAAAA Pantalone was such a whiny little bitch who thought he was sooo cooollll He whined SOOO bad yall I cannot express how pathetic this guy was I swear to god if Morax ever glanced at him he wouldve switched sides so fast I SWEAR. AUGH I HATE HIMMM I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP SHIPPING ME WITH HIM SOOO OFTENN GRRAHHH HE SUUUUCKSSSSS.

I WANNA KISS CAPITANOOO LIKE SOO BAD. CAPITANO STOP READING THIS I DONT CARE HOW OBVIOUS IT WAS JUST. JUST DONT LOOK AT ME. (/dram u can keep reading) GRRAHH GUYS GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW HOT A BIG ASS MAN WHO CANNOT FEEL PAIN IS TO A MAD SCIENTIST. HOW THE FUCK AM I NOT SHIPPED WITH CAPI MORE. MY FANDOM LOVES MAKING ME A BOTTOM COME OONNNNNNN. Who in the world WOULDNT fall for an 8+ft tall pure muscle of a man who will let you dig around inside his chest whenever he has free time like who OWULDNT LOVE THATTT. auugh augh augh sorry I got liek a little mini wave of capitore on my feed out of nowhere and I miss Capitano sooo much Im sooo grrrahhh He was so awesome he was soooo hot,. I dont even remember what was under his helmet I really dont remember at all Im so sure I saw it at some point but I have no clue but augh I know he was the hottest man alive ever and forever and always and I miss him soooooooo much I miss him so bad augh augh augh augha ugughdgsdbksdvnkds

screw all my other timeline partners I do NAWT care. None of you can compete with Capitano /dramatic. MAYBE Alice can bc she matched my freak but she cant beat him in looks sorry girlie u know we were better besties anyway.

~Il Dottore 🕯♟

p.s. Hyv you're fuckin up so bad w/ Natlan rn but if you fuck up my man too I will CRY I WILL CRY. PLEASE I WILL CRY SO HARD. IF YOU CAN'T GIVE HIM HIS DARK SKINTONE JUST KEEP HIS MASK ON PLEASE PLEASE PLE- (Obligatory yes I care about the other Natlan characters too before anyone tries to put words in my damn mouth)

x

[kazkeepkalm]

very bad out of character Rodrick hcs don’t read this

I have not read the books in a WHILEEE this is pure movie knowledge rn

NON /R

despite going to church and stuff I kind of doubt he’s Christian. I don’t think he pays much attention, and he doesn’t really care to read into it much.

he thinks he’s soooo much better for listening to the live versions of songs. “oh you like nine in the afternoon? I like that too… liiive…” and he’ll do like an awkward “ooo…” lipbite

Despite being a rebel he IS a mamas boy. he’ll be like “mooommm let me go to band >:((( godddd” and then when he gets back he watches the princess bride with her

He was a FIEND on Pinterest. that motherfucker was saving the most Emo shit EVERRR.. also when it wasnt anything PURE emo he hid it he LOVED that button. He also would constantly save photos of cats in like leather jackets and mohawks

he used to be a “ughh what a poser” kind of guy but when he grew he didn’t really care

NOT into books but he likes romance tropes … hear me out

that’s partially why he liked heather hills. obviously she was hot but he was like “omg Emo x preppy???? we’re perfect for each other”

surprising could NOT tell sarcasm.

“yeah, like I’d make out with you any time soon.”

“WAIT WHAT”

/R HEADCANONS

he likes labels but when it comes to gender and sexuality he’s like “fuck it lets ball”

that mf finds a hot person and goes “heh. let’s make out”

He found MOST of his past lovers on myspace. he was also in love with emoticons. “hey babe >:( wanna go to the park later >:)”

would definitively hang out with you in his van :3 like in the back of his van he’d show you cd’s and stuff

also yea.. he doesn’t like books… but if you wanted to talk about a book he would listen for sure!!

Also if you were a writer he’d be like “:0.. wait HOW”

his love language is quality time and acts of service(?). If you guys don’t spend enough time together he starts to get like hey mann :\\

YOU ALSO SAW WHAT THAT MAN DID FOR HEATHER!! He’d SOOO sing dear maria count me in at a special gathering of yours.

“THERES A STOOOORYYY AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS BOTTLE AND IM RHE PEN!!!!!” and his friend would like take out a bottle with a pen inside (he’d think he was so clever)

he’s SOOO DONTTRUSTME by 3OH!3 core. he’s just over the top like that no minimalism at all

why focus on the “little things” when you can make them BIG ?? he won’t remember your glasses when you go out, he’d walk out all cocky and go “you forgot theeeseee >:)”

ALSO when he showed you off to your family his mom LOVED you. “omg my sweet boy got a PARTNER?? omgomgg:)) you look so lovely!! I love your hair!!”

“MOOOMMMM literally though they’re the coolest”

greg wouldn’t be a DICK but he’d side eye you an think oh god there’s another

okay m tired

[notblue-bandit]

murdering myself rn

jk

i wanna cut soooo bad but im also really tired 😔😔 ughhh fuck being halfway in recovery. i might just sh in my bed. but like. when ppl hookup with me theyll see the blood stains. 😭 hhhh

[avidaraku]

Hi!!!! ʕ •̀ o •́ ʔ

welcome to my pinned post I honestly still dont know what to do with my blog like ever but still :) nice stuff. This blog contains whatever the fuck I reblog, including fandom and 18+ stuff - I do not tag my porn reblogs so if you're following me for fandom things, this is an all in one blog bc i do what i want <3 you are warned! leave if you dislike my beloved freak blog

|･ω･)

just be nice and kind babygirls, that's all i ask of <3 human decency lets go!!!! (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

my ao3 account is https://archiveofourown.org/users/Daimashiko :) I like writing porn, my brain is constantly on khr mode :) I also never have any consistent name for my accounts, so thats also why my names are different. Hi to any discord friends who know me from well, discord <3 im sure u guys are familiar with my socials in this case

TAGS. ─=≡Σ((( つ＞＜)つ ／(＞×＜)＼

#my art (very self explanatory I am not a creative person with names?? sorryyyyy - i also considered making my art tag into artvidaraku but like. thats too much effort jklsjgkldKJDF:SJ:JKL:JK:LDG ;;)

#khr (that is my main fandom ofc <333 - overlaps with my art but also other people's khr stuff so haha... its a mess but oh well)

#poll (i like answering them! or just reblogging polls i wanted to volunteer in but its too late </3)

#lotta tags (i tend to comment a lot in tags but these are the ones where i usually write like. a lot of commentary to the point im like ohhhh i should tag this right? curious if anyone's ever went through them but also i've never talked abt these things so. oopsssss <3 - lot of it is kinda sad / depressing but usually i am pretty reflective. kinda?)

#animals (self explanatory. i love me some fucking creatures. respect nature babygirls i adore them fellas <3)

#tumblr classic (i love getting to see the classics / things i'd personally consider a classic on my feed)

#fandom (this one's pretty commonly used! yadda yadda, talks abt fanfic and stuff / sometimes i get disappointed with fandom but that's not new lol)

#fashion (i don't use this as much as I should be?? but if you want to check out what i think is fun / a vibe <3)

#avidarecs (****i literally just made this on impulse so there's not much rn but i want to share more of my recs for things in general! fandom / songs / whatever other thing comes to mind?***// will probably be rarely used? but you never know~)

there might be more tags I haven't included but from the top of my head this is it?? Might add more, i have no clue. But anyways back to my other interests and what I'm into!

media i like: khr (its number one bc i am unable to pry reborn's hands on my stupid silly little soul so i cannot escape even if i wanted to), slay the princess + scarlet hollow (games made by the same studio. i love the art and vibes sooo much and also the fanart is sooo beautiful), Jenna Marbles (i've been obsessed w her stuff recently and I hope she's having a good time w her dogs and Julien :), kpop (honestly its only just loona bc im tired and feel old as fuck despite only being in my 20s so i am not gonna get into another thing lol), and sanrio!!! i love my melody she's a cutie patootie <3

-probably more stuff I like but this post would be a lot longer

I'm certain its obvious but I am a proshipper (also i am always in rarepair hell girl HELP. but also i will chain myself to that random mix of characters without prompting. ah....), if you don't like proshippers, leave my page and block me <3

But anyways my fav tropes (i definitely have more i just cant think of them but in general im chill with lots of stuff!)

incest (i am so fr when i say somehow i always revolve around incest ships they're just soooo good. my brain is absolutely destroyed in favor of tasty fucking food. shout out to incest shippers you guys rock luv yall :3)

age gap / size difference (these tropes are lovers and they're already fucking each other within one yard of each other. good fucking food yk?)

any toxic/problematic food (necro + lolisho rights!!!) in general. i am just. yeahhhhhhhhhhh MMMM LOAD THAT SHIT UP. i also have very little memory but still whatever

genderbend - i know it's a dwindling trope in popularity but there is nothing better than mindlessly turning a guy chara into a girl like wow..... so hot.... <3 this has also been a long time trope i've adored and i'll probably never stop using it bc its just that good for me <3 mmm. girls. cute.

monsterfucker stuff is great! (does this include animal hybrids? im going to include it with that soooo)

i think this is enough, but also before you go explore whatever maze my blog is in bc i cant be bothered enough by my blog, i will also reblog things in tandem to politics / real world things (I support Palestine <3). Am American. Am Mess. But I hope the world is kinder even just a little bit more. This world is cruel, but I hope we can continue to offer each other support and love, even when times are harrowing as always.

(っ ᵔ◡ᵔ)っ have a hug/kiss!!!! (i like gifs hehe)

[milkinmoose]

Your comments being turned off really shows how much of a snowflake you are to criticsm. 😊

Having your entire blog based on M/rston really shows the kind of person you are, I sure hope you don’t have siblings lol. I’m tired of seeing you freaks on Tumblr, on Pinterest, every. Fucking. Were,. And then you all acting fucking oppressed when you’re confronted???

I blockes you, I still see your art. I came for fucking Charthur and your freaky asses show up on my feed. For a while I thought you all stopped but no???? More show up. More. Not only do I have to deal with the fucking M*rballs and V*ndermusty shippers crawling out of the walls, but I come back and see M*rton shippers back at it. Fucking kys tf????

one, my comments aren't off honey bunches get your fucking facts right before talking to me 😊 also get educated with your yee yee ass typing and spelling. like fr you type like you're at gunpoint and shaking like a little woosey crybaby shitting your silly little clown pants

anyways, getting cereal.

I've seen your sorry lazy fat fucking ass copying and pasting towards other Morston creators, how unoriginal. i bet your response to that though would be "oH i HaVE nO tImE tO BE OrIGInAl wITh yOU" like every other person who supports Charthur 😋 most of you lot are snobby, defensive and extremely fucking racist whether you like it or not. get. your. facts. right. some of you complain about people drawing him skinny and fit? ffs he's canonically fit.

most people also draw him taller than Arthur? and larger? he's not. check his height comparison to Arthur. in game, they're around the same height, and the discussion is still on for his EXACT height, but i think he's between 5/11 to 6/1. all of you who make him a fucking mammoth are the racists stereotyping him for this massive black Indian man. disrespectfully, fuck you for massacring that beautiful man. 😊

idk what else to say anyways im losing brain joos soooo ima start getting silly teheheh

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS MRBALLS???? IM CRYING WHATTTT IS THAT THE NAME OF YOUR TRANSGENDER TESTICLES???? IMAGINE LOOKING DOWN AT YOUR DICK AND GOING "goodmorning MrBalls 😊" UNIRONICALLY

IM ON THE FLOOR BRO FUCKING WHEEZING LIKE GODDAMN PEPPA PIG RN YOU DUMBASS CHARTHUR SHIPPERS ARE SO FUNNY WHEN YOURE OFFENDED OR SEE SUMN YOU DONT LIKE 😭😭😭

I LOVE HOW YOU ALSO SENT THIS TO MULTIPLE MORSTON SHIPPERS???? LIKE TF POSSESSED YOU AND MADE MADE YOU TAKE TIME OUT OF YOUR DAY TO BLABBER SHIT WE DONT CARE ABOUT TO US

also crawling through walls is my favourite pass time, and it's where i have all my adventures with Barry, the paraplegic rat, and Sally, the overweight snail

FYI, for you snowflakes, the last half was just shit post. please don't take it personally and cry

thank you for reading whoever actually did read this far without shitting yourself from being offended. whoever is actually a chill Charthur shipper though, this is not directed at you. it's directed at the assholes who make Arthur hyperfeminine or Charles transgender 😊

have a good day to the nice people in the world i love you all <3

[foxtriestobiteandmaimandkilland]

Ykno the two things i want in this world are awesome sexy badass horns and a way to have everyhing hurt less all the time so if i ever play dnd again my characters gonna b a tiefling w mobility aids n they will live out my dream and be awesome and cool. And kill ppl w hammers. The end goodnight im so tired and my back hurts so much anddd gonna finish off gomens2 tmrw bc yeaaaaa ok

Actually no yknow how sometimes u get like phrases that circulate round n round in ur head yknow. Like. Sometimes itll just be a noise ive heard a lot in the day or w/e. Rn i have like 3. Onebein the charlie slimecicle corn video but specifically the "whats up mother shuckers my name is cornelius cornwall whatevwr the fuck idk man the third" part. Another is some southern old guy sayin "yknow back in my day we didnt have" and then it cuts off there n loops. Another is actually alsooooo fuckinnnn. Its a bitb song itsss wandering around galloway. Its bee playin on repeat like my own custom horror movie bg music except its rlly unfitting for my current situation. And the final thing is amth that is just always circulating my head, and its the conversation err fuckinnn nathan n chloe have in lis rght before nathan shoots chloe fuck ok omg i forgot nathans name 4 a second bc lik i KNEW it was nathan but i was like dude what if im making this up bc of nathan hanover bc his musics in my head rn but nah hes nathan prescott. Got a lotta nathans in my head. Got a charlie and a Old Guy and a nathan and a nathan and a chloe. Wowie. Anyways my heads bein soooo loud rn like i also got rolan deep in on this action talkin abt shoelaces. Ok yea bye mother shuckers im sleepy tired now anddd tmrw i bake cookies w my frienddd anddd watch gomensss andddd maybe watch some more prime defenders oooo i keep typing pride defenders by accident but that works 2 those mother fuckers r gay ashell godnight

[rodbei]

Lemon muffins

ok ok poookies long one because i forgot to do it the entire weekend and now its monday.

I got home saturday after the party, the train went fine even tho I HAD TO RUN TROUGH ANOTHER FUCKING BANEGÅRD CAUSE DSB FUCKING SUCKS and they changed the platform when i already moved to the wrong one and then i was late but i got home.. enentually they me and my dad went shopping for a new comforter for my bed and i also got a bluey bed sheet.. for reasons IT WAS RIGHT THERE I COULDEN TJUST NOT GET IT. i also had a ot of fun finding tounge twisters online like holy shit i annoyed the fuck out my dad, we also got groceries aaand went home. it was a very lazy weekend both my brother and sister were home me and my brother bought ice cream i watched twisted by starkid and made a movie watch list me and my brother also watched the fox and the hound, it was soo adorable and we baked lemon muffins and screamed to steven universe lyrics cause my brother is obbsessed with steven universe rn.

today i woke up at 5:30 bc me and my dad had to rive me up to schoo in viborg it was avery long boring ride cause my headset was dad also its rly rly foggy but i made it to school just in time like holy fuck. AND THEN RED WASENT THERE his bike had broken down both the tires were fuuucked anyway we had history wich was a movie i couldent see half the time like ffs it starred both REMUS LUPIN AND LEGOLAS LIKE TF, i had an muffin and random snack then we had math and that sucked major ass especially cause i wasent next to red so i was just soooo bored i did draw fanatr of bluet and my oc. and yapped with my bf's class mate.. that was intresting cause my bf told them i was a cis guy and made a joke about me having a small peen wich is funny and all BUT THIS DUDE SYMPHATISED WITH ME AND I CANT TELL IF IT WAS SARCASM?? that was a weird weird conversation especially cause i couldent resort back to my normal dumb girl thing online so i was so confuseed.

then we had english it was fine we had about fucking heart stopper and i was trying to not act like i obbsessed over the books and the soundtrack has me in a chokehold ITS BAD liek everyone was complaining its cringe and im just there midly freaking out CAUSE THE SOUNDTRACK RAAH

then me and red too the bus home cause now BOTH our bikes are fucked like comeon wtf his tires definety got fucked by some prick trying to steal his electric bike ffs. but we took the bus back or weel missed the first one took the next one cause stupid.

i helped him get their bike also got some dream cake from them cause their birthday is coming up and i wanna get them a lil gift.

then i finally got home forgot all about the film klub meeting and made dinner after a lot procrastination and watched st with my bf and yapped for so so long i fucking love that idiot the longer we spend toghter the goofier i get im cooked chat.

anyway i really need to sleep i properly missed some details.

Song of today: "first sight" - Adiescar Chase from heartstopper I CANT.

-Borei 23/09 - 2024 22:21

Also i love my brother and i hope he never changes

[andcars]

# 𝗚𝗥𝟲𝟯 ─── APÉRITIF MASTERLIST . . . TAGLIST . . . PINNED

YOU'RE A CHEF and you and others in your catering company got called on a short notice to attend the silverstone gp. it's not your first time attending a gp but it seems like someone has become a fan of your cooking

TAGS . . . # female reader, reader is a chef, pining george russell, oblivious reader, open ending for next parts, platonic george russell & you, for now TYPE OF FIC . . . # social media au (instagram), tiktok LENGTH . . . # eleven posts, 1.1k words FC . . . # alva bratt

kitchenspots

When the team focuses on making the best possible food for everyone, we often forget the importance of making memories. We congratulate @ charliefoirer and @ sarahanne again!

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sarahanne It was soooo good 😋

charliefoirer We should get married again ─── liked by kitchenspots

visionaryvinc Thank you again to @ yndishes for giving us your recipe. Can we get the rest of your secrets?

yndishes yes chef 🫡

lewishamilton Come back to F1 I miss the food ~

44rosberg lewis being a fan of a random catering company is kinda funny

yndishes

watching a wedding got me lonely 😴 thank u for cannes tho!

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noirbff WHY GET A BOY WHEN YOU GOT ME BB!!!

noirbff spam spam spam giving u at least 69 comments ─── liked by yndishes

noirbff download raya or something if i'm not enough 🙄

yndishes nahhh i'm not paying for that when i got like coffee shops and libraries

noirbff ok have u ever talked to anyone in them

yndishes erm....... ok so what im a virgin

noirbff LMAOOO

noirbff get urself an f1 boyfriend or something since APPARENTLY ur going there next week ─── liked by yndishes

yndishes aughh I DIDN'T KNOW EITHER OKAY

yndishes

im not tired!! im not tired!! im ok!!!!!!

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visionaryvinc it's like 11pm please sleep

yndishes 🙄🙄 yes chef...

noirbff how is the uk

yndishes like the uk

noirbff bitch

yndishes jerk

noirbff when u find ur british bf tell me plsss

thegirl_bffriend replied to @ talkingyn 's story so... did u find a guy yet

talkingyn bro it's ASS in the morning no one here is having fun also it's still shit how we kinda got pulled before here like a week or so

thegirl_bffriend oh yeah you haven't told me why still

talkingyn i literally did?? told you on the day??? some shitty double booking w the local catering

thegirl_bffriend that's why you guys are the best heart heart

f1 ✓

It amazes us how many people came to the Paddock Club for the food. But hey, we can't say no either. Thank you so much @ kitchenspots for coming in at a short notice and delivering the members a wonderful meal!

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jessiecars okay but fuck ppl in paddock club though

watertracks i can't even afford a REGULAR pass you're kidding me

sebbettel that food... I'm stealing a pass just for that food alone

lewishamilton I'm in love with their recipies 😋🏃‍♂️

noirbff @ yndishes hey this f1 driver likes ur cooking do u think u can hook up

yndishes i do NOT know u rn youre embarassing

noirbff I'M JUST SAYING... also get back to working tf

kitchenspots Our meals are open for the teams working hard this weekend!

lewishamilton 👀 I'm coming hold on!

mercedesamgf1 ✓ The boys at Mercedes are having a very heavy snack! #GeorgeRussel #LewisHamilton #Mercedes #F1 #Foodie

flyingcarrs lewis is ENJOYING that food

mercedesrockets the way george has just been yapping to that one caterer the entire time

bandwagonweather wish that was me fr...

fruitybrocedes is george trynna get the secrets out of that girl, boy calm DOWN

sidverstappen i wanna eat that food so baaaad lewis im just like u fr

charliekarts the best part of this video is the girl getting silently scolded by the chef for talking with george holy shit

russelsproutted ngl i found her insta she's kinda cute

spiritedana bro was QUICK to find that

russelsproutted just go to the catering's ig and she's tagged in the most recent one. i dont think she's the head chef but she def gets credited for making the f

russelsproutted + ood. damn tiktok character limit

yndishes

had a nice night... thanks for the dinner <3

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noirbff NAH FUCK OFF I TOLD U TO TEXT ME

yndishes SHUT UP I JUST GOT BACK TO MY HOTEL ROOM

noirbff IT'S LITERALLY 2AM FOR YOU!?! WHAT... WHAT...

yndishes IT'S GENUINELY NOT WHAT U THINK fucker let's take this shit to dms

georgenotgeorge Surprised cat face. You do look vry nice ─── liked by yndishes

noirbff get the fuck off my girl's page weirdo

yndishes SHUT UP AND REPLY TO MY MSGS

thegirl_bffriend replied to @ talkingyn 's story yeah yeah, i see you with your george

talkingyn can a girl not talk to men PLATONICALLY anymore??

thegirl_bffriend i'm saying TAKE YOUR CHANCE!!! STOP BEING LONELY!!!

talkingyn AHHHHHH

georgerussell63 replied to @ talkingyn 's story I preferred the nice picture you took of me... 😢

talkingyn 😞 yeah i can't really post that

georgerussel63 Shame... Do I get to take pictures of you instead then?

talkingyn lmaoo i'll be ur private chef and you be my photographer

georgerussel63 😂

yndishes

tysm @ papachu for making today less stressful. also ty to the other dude ig for providing me w a better bed and some wine

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papachu no worries girl! hope we can work together again xoxo

noirbff so... you're the work wife

yndishes @ papachu TY AGAIN AHHHHH you were my saviour today was so stressful

yndishes @ noirbff fuck off

papachu @ noirbff nah, more like the temporary mistress

papachu @ yndishes YOU DID AMAZING!!! DW ABOUT IT

noirbff @ papachu NOW LISTEN HERE-

georgenotgeorge Hope that wine was good

yndishes pretty good actually, thanks

noirbff @ georgenotgeorge I SAID LEAVE HER PAGE YOU CREEEEEP CANT YOU SEE SHES SOFT LAUNCHING HER BOY

yndishes dude 😭

kitchenspots

Our, and your, favourites from the Silverstone Grand Prix. We owe it all to @ f1 for having us make all of these! The weekend has created some amazing memories for us all. #SeeYouAgain?

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lewishamilton The paddock meal was amazing and absolutely rewarding. It made today's win way more better.

44rosberg he is down BAD for this account

noirbff @ lewishamilton yeah well its my girl who made that dish @ yndishes kiss her thanks or something 🙄🙄

lewishamilton Hahaha I might as well ~ Thank you for blessing my taste buds!

yndishes ur welcome 👍 was a pleasure making it

papayaisntorange i was one of the people in the paddock and i got to see lewis and george absolutely FANNING over the team

hamm4tonburgers TELL!!

papayaisntorange ITS REALLY JUST LEWIS AND GEORGE PRAISING THAT ONE CATERER GIRL i think she joined them for lunch which was cute

papayaisntorange she was really nice to george when he was like on a sugar rush all giggling and laughing. lewis was scared of him

georgerussel63 Hope to see you guys again!

yndishes woah this post blew up

muffledengine CATERER GIRL!! 🫵🫵🫵

yndishes

gotta update my resume to private chef on the sides 👍

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papachu ooh 👀 have fun on the job

muffledegine what if that's george russel trying to steal her recipe

nandolotus LMAOOOO

georgenotgeorge 🤣

noirbff isn't that like... unprofessional of u

yndishes i'm not dating him!!!

noirbff look idk what to tell u girl but a guy who goes ahead and says he wants u to cook for him + inviting u over a lot... even delaying his FLIGHT just to spend time w u

yndishes he's being nice to me!

noirbff oh lord. god bless his soul

🗒 𝗣𝗔𝗣𝗘𝗥 𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗟 . . . oh yeah, you read it. i'm turning this one as a series. no reason in particular except i actually wanted this story to be about a PRIVATE chef (thank u to my baba <3 for the idea) but wanted to do this cute meet first. check out my taglist if you wanna be tagged for the next parts! ˎˊ˗ ᝰ.

you support me best on tumblr with reblogs and comments ! ── by andcars ⟡

[boyfeminism]

our ovens are getting replaced at work so we arent able to do any baking tomorrow and today was like. weirdly insanely busy in terms of cookie sales?? so all the excess i made yesterday are like. gone lmao. so i speed baked off another 3 trays of choccy chip down to the fucking Wire of when they were disconnecting our current ovens.

and my fucking boss. motherfucker. after bitching and bitching that we need more cookies on display. came to the back and clasped his hands together in that fucking irritating way he does and is like "i have a meeting, do we have any jumbo cookies?"

and i was already pissed bc id had to deal TWICE with ppl being like maaaaac we neeeeed more choccy cookies ))))): even tho we have LOADS of other kinds that NEED to sell and they WONT if you have choccy chip bc truly if ppl want a cookie bad enough theyll get another flavor and i need those fucking cookies out of my freezer!!!

and Moments before fuck ass boss came to the bake area someone soooo kindly let me know they needed croutons when they had all day to tell me that and our ovens were only going to be available for 30 minutes and i still hadnt taken lunch

and i was just so mad and wasnt thinking about being polite to my boss and said "i really wish you didnt need this on the days that im not going to be able to bake anything" (lightly paraphrasing but only bc i dont remember the way i worded the first part bc i was frustrated, it was snippy and frazzled) and basically told him no bc what we have rn is all we have until the new ovens are in and if he wants cookies he can use the prebaked giant ones we got like a month ago that never got used. so he took two of them and left.

and like. certainly not my most professional. but these people are also spineless and shitty and hes Not likely to say anything to me at all and you know what even if he does i hate this fucking job so much its really hard to care about it.

and like its so frustrating that whenever they need cookies for some fucking meeting or bc they need to bribe it or smthn its On Me to make sure it happens like i dont have a job to do, like they arent always on my ass about needing more cookies even tho no one will get me an actual par number bc no one will put things in the system correctly so they can actually track sales. and im tired!!!!