#im going to be a maniac in that class >:)

[kerizaret]

I'm going to fucking scream oh my god why does nobody do things on time why does nobody care why why whyyy do i have to be the one to keep things in charge

[skitskatdacat63]

I finally asked my prof who his fav Habsburg is and he was SO delighted 😭 I told him I've been researching and he was like "on your own???" 🤭🤭

[jay-catsby]

i try not to talk abt it too much or dwell on it unnecessarily but i am carrying around a grief thats so enormous that i keep dropping it and i cant hold onto it all. i see a lot of people on this website talking about a nebulous or unspecific grief but to be clear mine is not like that. i know exactly its shape and its origin and it's shaped like four years of college and i cant put the grief down and i cant get the college back

[casuallyanidiot]

hi, im going absolutely feral over yandere nerd. part 2, im on my hands and knees here

Thanks lol he's so scummy. I think the thing about him I hate the most is that he like, feels so oddly invincible.

Tw. gross shit, dubcon MDNI

You say things about Yandere nerd, or Marcus (Mark for short if he like had any friends), to anyone who will listen, but it's not like he's actually going to be punished. It's frustrating like, yeah he's a wimpy guy, and yes you could've technically fought him off when his grubby hands started to knead your thighs under the table, but it's not like he's some saint or anything.

It drives you crazy because he seems to get off on the fact that you can't do anything to him, not when he's the industry's next golden boy and the University's next biggest alumni. He's had too much invested in him for any source of authority to care about one whiny student who doesn't have a resume nearly as esteemed. In fact, it's almost like the school has thrown you to him like a chew toy to a dog. Classes that weren't even related to your degree got added to your schedule all because he was in them, and he knows you'll have to rely on him if you don't want your GPA to go down.

Yandere Nerd who cums all over your notes so you can't use them any more. His hot, sticky cum soaks through the pages and gets everything all gross, crusty, and musky smelling. Don't worry though baby, he's got some that he took. You just have to let him into your room and let him get his tongue into that sweet, sweet twitching asshole that you've been denying him from.

He says and does all of this so blatantly that you're genuinely left speechless. You can't do anything other than go along, though.

That's how you end up face down ass up in his bed as he bounces you on his cock, giggling like a maniac as he spanks your ass and has you read out study material aloud to him. You better do your best, baby, it's ten more strikes to your bruised, sore bottom if you get it wrong :)

[ezher]

OMG IM SO GLAD SOMEONE WRITES MALE READER I BE STRUGGLING TO FIND THEM

can I request the sbg crew with a big brother figure who's like a year or two older then them?

Have a great day 💖

Father Hen

Gender: Male

Genre: Fluff with angst

Summary: a daily life with m/n who has to take care of his juniors!

Additional details: M/n has a license and rides a motor.

Warnings: Character death(the reader),swearing, also not really character death he “dies” in phantom world

A/n: I hope i made it to your liking (TvT)

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The first time the crew met m/n was when he volunteered to keep in watch of a group during their trip in savannah. He heard that they’ll give extracurricular points to whoever volunteers, he didn’t hesitate volunteering. And so he introduced himself to them.

It would be a lie if he said he didn’t have a fun time. They went to all kind of attractions and tried some local foods, he insisted on paying the food despite being almost broke. Though sometimes he had to deal with Aiden wandering around unconsciously. He had to keep him on guard because he might get lost. Another is that Tyler and Aiden keeps bickering with eachother.

Now to the sorrel weed house, he noticed how off Ashlyn acted. Constantly covering her ears and she looked tense. Out of instincts he went and asked her if she’s alright, she was about to reply when she looked horrified while looking behind him. He looked back and immediately looked away, wtf was that thing?!

Ashlyn seemed shock when she noticed he can also see it. He was about to question her when Logan looked scared and told us to look from behind. He did and boy..when I tell you that thing’s mouth stink as hell. Once it moved he quickly pushed Ashlyn behind me before it felt like the world shifted and it disappeared. He didn’t notice the throbbing pain in his arm and worried about Ashlyn more. After that they left the house and went to the motel they were assigned to go after.

He thought he was just hallucinating until I woke up to screaming from the girl’s ran and quickly ran over there. That thing was back and it tried to attack them. They formed a plan before quickly distracting the monster so that the others can escape in time to the next room. The monster was catching up to him before Ashlyn told him to move away and shoved the cart to it, Aiden being the maniac he is picked a spray bottle before spraying it.

That kid was playing with death because he suggested that they can probably fight them all. The whole situation was a mess and stressful, Tyler had an outburst after because Ashlyn didn’t tell the others about it. His hand was throbbing in pain from before but thankfully Ben knew how to patch people up because of Aiden, not much of a surprise..

Ashlyn suggested that they should take turns on keeping the place guarded, m/n being the responsible person he is suggested he should go first so that they can sleep. He was a bit surprised when everyone gathered around him and slept beside or on him. Said that they can sleep better knowing someone can protect them.

When he woke up he expected to wake up with everyone surrounding him but he was on the bed in the motel, in his room with Logan,Tyler,and Ben. Immediately he felt dizzy and vomited in the bathroom, not good..

He lied to the teachers that it was probably something they ate yesterday and went back home. He thought it was just gonna be a one time thing until it happened again but he woke up in his bed. After that he confronted the group about it and got added into a gc so that they could communicate better.

Slowly he started hanging out with them more, often at lunch or study sessions with them. Considering he’s in a higher grade he won’t be in the same classes with them but him and the others make an effort to meet up. As harsh to admit but the group was much more fun to hang out instead of the group with kids in his age. And although he felt like a mother Hen taking care of it’s chicks. He enjoyed their company nonetheless.

The group warmed up to him and often call him “brother/big bro” as a joke since he’s older. They would often go to him to either hang out,annoy him,or rant to him about their problems. Even though he’s older, they get protective tendencies with him. So does he, mess with him then you mess with the group as well. One time when he found out Logan was getting bullied by Barron, he got suspended because he decided to beat the shit out of Barron. The group visited him at his house to hang out with him.

He love those idiots and they love him. He’d do anything to protect them, heck even if he risks his life. They matter to him more than anything, and he can’t fathom what would happen if they get hurt. But…it’s also a problem for him.

‘Fuck it’s catching up, at this point it will get us..!’ He thought while riding his motorcycle, he watched the jeep infront of him trying to lose the centipede phantom. He looked to his right and noticed deserted field with large rocks ‘That’s it!’

He quickly sped his motor up and caught up with the others before driving beside Ashlyn who looked scared and worried “Ashlyn i need you to keep moving forward, don’t look back!”

Ashlyn looked at him with confused and worried eyes “What? Why-what about you?!”

“Just keep going, I’ll catch up!” He slowed his motor and went to the deserted filled before trying to catch the phantom’s attention using his motor “HEYYYY, OVER HERE!!! RIGHT HERE, COME AND GET ME FAT ASS UGLY SHIT!!!”

The others looked at m/n with worry in their eyes, Taylor tried to persuade Ashlyn to go back for him and convince him to with them instead. Ashlyn stayed quiet, not bothering to wipe her tears as she watch m/n basically doing some that is considered suicide. Tyler and Ben had to hold Taylor so that she won’t try and get out of the moving vehicle. Ashlyn watch from the back view mirror as m/n hurriedly drives away with the centipede running after him. Logan watched with horror in his eyes as he watch a friend he considers as a brother, deal with a phantom centipede on his own with a high possibility that he’ll die.

“M/N, M/N PLEASE RESPOND TO US!!!” Taylor shouted, currently the others were in the deserted filled looking for m/n. Aiden looked at Ashlyn who looked worried and guilty, guilty because she abandoned m/n despite yelling her to never look back.

“Don’t worry, I’m sure he’s fine.” Aiden tried to comfort her until he heard Taylor let out a worried call for m/n and running to a direction. The others watch in horror by the scene, m/n covered by rocks probably because of the phantom. His head was bleeding, he was bleeding everywhere. His eyes looked lifeless, body was limp with no sign of movement at all. The others snapped back to reality before helping Taylor move the rocks from m/n. Ben hurriedly tried and patch up m/n before he could lose any more blood. He checked for a pulse, it was faint but still there they still had a ch-

Seven hours was up and everyone hurried looked at m/n whose eyes were wide, iris was block and his body was shaking and trembling like he was having a seizure. They quickly informed their parents and took him to the hospital where they treated him.

A few hours went by and the others were worried, Ashlyn had explained the situation to his dad and the other parents. The other parents had a hard time believing but due to how serious and angry Tyler & Taylor looked like when they yelled at them, they decided to believe them. They were discussing what they should do to help them until they heard nurses scurrying into the lobby.

“I need to and find-guys!” M/n yelled at the group, Taylor being the first one to stand up and tackled him into a hug. The others following suit, Taylor cried the most. Ashlyn cried too which was surprising but m/n quickly comforted her. He stood up and noticed that m/n’s parents was there looking-well..glaring at him.

He walked towards them before looking at the ground in shame, he was about to apologize until his father engulfed him in a hug “You should’ve told us..we would never judge you.”

His mother following suit “Oh my sweet boy, you must’ve been so scared and afraid..”

He sniffled before breaking down, allowing him to release all the pressure and stress he’s been holding up throughout the situation. All they had to do now was deal with the phantoms..

[popponn]

so what if itoshi rin suddenly confesses to you. he calls you to the rooftop and ask you to go out with him after telling you that he likes you.

the thing is that all this time, to you, he is a fellow classmate, a fellow third year who became a soccer superstar after he came back from the blue lock project around a year ago, and someone with a really scary face who doesn't really have friends. yes, you interacted with him quite often because you sat beside him in class—but still, to imagine him confessing to a meek nobody, a total average npc who is easily intimidated like you is something out of your imagination. but in the end, out of fear and panic upon looking at his sharp face, you blurt out a screeching "yes!" and the two of you are dating now.

imagine your surprise when he turns out to be a really sweet, good, proper boyfriend. you initially think he will still keep up the cold guy persona and break up with you harshly within a week—but no. rin could be cursing his teammates hell and back, then you enter the room and he is suddenly a shoujo manga lead who is cool, silent, and gentle. he listens to you, always offers to help you, studies with you every chance he get, he always tries for you, and the list goes on.

can anyone blame you for falling for that?

listen. so i read hay/aku/shitai/futa/ri (it apeared on the tag so there you go slashes) and kind of lost it. it's so cute. and also i keep writing tsundere!rin so i go haha what if i mix up things a bit and make it smitten!rin who fall and confess first to a meek nobody mc despite his cold, scary soccer maniac reputation at school. then suddenly i have a full fic planned out. including the backstory on how he falls to the shoujo esque fluffy ending. the image of a guy who is growling at everyone then just snap his mouth shut with floating flowers around him the moment his lover appear is cute in some ways. (this is an attempt at self control.) (rin is really cute. when will he come back seriously im crying.)(i can go on but my brain is blanking out i will add some if i remember. this is supposed to be my break day but rin delulu is so strong.)

[ianthebestsbgoc]

Ian Fanfic! (Chapter one)

Ian sits on the bus headed to his first day in high school, very not excited, he thinks to himself that it's just going to be like every other stupid school year. As the bus parks he ends up slamming his head on the seat in front of him due to the abrupt stop.

 Once he gets off the bus he starts walking to go find his first class, only to get bumped into by some ginger girl running past him. He turns to see why she was running, only to see some weird guy laughing like a maniac. he then gets kinda lost before finding his class on the second floor, as he finds his seat along the right wall of the classroom, he reads the nameplate on the desk next to his and sees that it says “Logan Fields” he hopes that whoever that is isnt annoying. 

Class was supposed to have started but the teacher was late, and two students (the hernandez twins) walk in, Ian thinks “god that guy looks annoying wasn't he like throwing shoes in the hallway or something…” then, the teacher walks in behind them, and tells them they aren't late cuz they got there before him, the guy “tyler” sat towards the front of the class. Ian couldn't keep his eyes off Tyler he kept thinking about how annoying he looked, then the teacher said something about a group project Ian hopes he can work alone, but NOPE! so, he decides to follow the Logan guy next to him since he wasn't too annoying, but then he finds himself in a group with that stupid Tyler guy.

 Ian stays mostly quiet during the time they were supposed to talk to their group, he gives a few annoyed scoffs at stupid shit that Tyler guy says, but that's all. Then the teacher announces the field trip at first he thought “yeah fuck no im not hanging out with that tyler guy for a full day” but then, he thought about it some more and realized it would be a whole day and night he could spend away from his stupid parents. So he ends up deciding to go and after a few days of annoying classes, he finds himself on that bus sitting next to the Logan guy Tyler and Taylor on the seat across from them Aiden and Ash in front of them and Ben and a stranger in front of the twins. Ian got the window seat thankfully, but this was still gonna suck.

After a little while the Logan guy tries to break the silence by asking him if he knows anything about astrology, Ian replies with “well i mean i don't know much but i think constellations are cool i guess..” Logan excitedly flips through his book getting to the chapter on constellations showing Ian different ones, and explaining their meaning and when/where to see them, Ian actually finds this super interesting, and they talk about constellations for most of the rest of the bus ride, which flew by super fast “this trip might not be so bad” he thinks as they get off the bus, once they all got off they get together with their groups, and Mr. Thomas tells them they are free to wander around but to meet back here at 5.

 They spend a while going around to different touristy places, having a surprisingly good time “maybe they could be friends, maybe this won't just be a annoying project” Ian thinks, and around a hour before they have to go back a lady asks them if they want a tour of this haunted house because some other group canceled.

 After some disagreement in the group they decide to go in, Ian thinks it doesn't even seem that haunted, it's just like a normal huge house. When they are about halfway through the tour the lady walks out to take a call and Tyler says it's “super professional” in a sarcastic tone and Logan entirely misses the sarcasm before Tyler started walking around and messing with random stuff taylor tells him to stop it, so he does and then the group just kinda continues the tour alone until, Ian turns around to see a shadowy figure behind Ash, who had been walking slower than the rest of the group “guys..?” he says in an annoyed questioning tone, as the others turn to see what he's talking about. Some of them stare scared, but Aiden just laughs and Ian finds it stupid, they both just think it's a prank or something. it disappears pretty quickly though.

 Ash ends up sitting on the floor holding her arm for a while then Aiden checks up on her, while Ian and the others start to leave, because they do need to get back to the bus area. Ash and Aiden follow behind them pretty soon after. 

Once they get told what their room numbers are Ian realizes he got a room on the girl's side with Ash and Taylor...

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

hi!! let me start this by saying that I love your writing to bits and I'm having a blast with all the extra info we're getting with the asks!!

im case you're still answering them, and since so far no one has taken the bait, I gotta ask: what's up with Hatsume's class and their obsession with Mirio in pez dispenser debris? and do Power Loader and Aizawa have some sort of support group?

(I'll sneak in that it's really funny to me that you wrote pez dispenser debris while procastinating studing for the bar exam, because I was also studing for the bar exam at the time you started posting it, and I procastinated studing by reading it 🤝)

WERE YOU THE PERSON WHO MADE A COMMENT ON ONE OF THE ORIGINAL POSTS ABOUT HOW YOU WERE READING IT AS A BREAK FROM STUDYING

Hatsume Mei and the rest of the support class insist they’re just joking about the religious cult aspect of it all but also everyone’s sort of nervously laughing in the corner because the entire school is increasingly certain that they’re not joking. Basically, Hatsume Mei has such fucking weird girl energy that she has brought a religious fervor to the invention of support technologies. It is a holy mission dedicated to making tech that is sick as fuck. Hatsume Mei infected them all with her maniac energy and they all started acting like her about it.

Power loader doesn’t know what happened okay this class is insane it’s insane and he was busy putting out all the literal fires and then one day he realized they were call each other Sibling and there was a shrine to a wrench with googly eyes in the corner of the room and when he tried to take it down all the students just stared at him, unblinking and still, with hammers and saws in hand, and there’s a white board? No one can use? Because they are manifesting the coming of their Chosen One? He is afraid?? He goes to the Hound Dog and he says “Hound Dog you are the guidance counselor and these kids they need some guidance please go guide them I don’t want to get out of my car in the school parking lot each morning I’m afraid man I’m afraid” and Hound Dog goes to them and he says “heyyyyy kids what’s. What’s up with all this.” And totally fucking normally those demon children all say “oh it’s just an inside joke” and so Hound Dog says to Power Loader “it’s just a joke man they’re kids let them have their fun” but it’s not it’s not a joke they all mean it now. He thinks they’re trying to lull him into a false sense of security so they can sacrifice him to the wrench. He is fighting for his fucking life over here.

He and Aizawa go drinking together every weekend.

One of the biggest issues with support technologies is how they interact with Quirks. Take Izuku. He is a nightmare to make support gear for. Everything just fucking breaks on him. Do you have this sick fucking electroshock bracelets you want him to try out in the field? Haha, no you don’t. You have useless shards of incredibly expensive and completely irreparable plastic and steel. He threw one punch and they blasted off of his body in seven different pieces. Sorry xoxoxoxo.

Mirio, before he was Quirkless? Utterly useless to design anything for him. It’d just fall off his body. They spent every day fighting for their lives to keep his pants on and never even had the option of support items past that.

It’s like that with everyone. You invented these sick fucking gloves that let you climb walls like spider-man? Well they’re not compatible with Bakugou’s Sweat Powers, so fuck that I guess. Like. Some heroes could use some gear, but frankly? Most of their day was designing clothes they could wear without accidentally blasting them off their bodies. Iida was a constant, secret battle against chafing. Before Mirio was Quirkless, they were busting out a loom to weave his own hair together. Everyone had some kind of absolutely disqualifying quality of their quirk that made half their prototypes useless.

They were sick of it. The vast majority of people who became heroes had flashy quirks, and the vast majority of flashy quirks are fucking nightmares to work with. It was ruining their creativity.

Don’t you ever want to go nuts? Full throttle? Plus Ultra? They wanted to stop fighting the Seven Hundredth Battle Against Iida Tenya’s Thighs and start inventing the kind of bullshit that is only legal because the government doesn’t even know to ban it yet. It was their calling. Their holy mission. Completely fucking thwarted by the fact that class a literally has a hero whose quirk means she has to be fully naked for max efficacy. What are they supposed to even do there? Nothing! They’re all so bored!

So they all started sort of joking about Tabula Rasa, the Blank Slate, a figure of prophecy who would come with the most perfect, inoffensive Quirk that was compatible with the most batshit fucking insane support tech they could dream up. Tabula Rasa was their Chosen One. One day, their god of steel and fire and turning and terrible, glorious change, It Who Watched What Wonderful Horrors They Wrought In Its Name And Never Blinked, would bring the Blank Slate to them.

And they were going to deck that guy out in the most unethical bullshit imaginable. They were going to reinvent the gun but cooler and more morally ambiguous for that guy.

Anyway Izuku knew about all this shit and said “oh we can exploit the fuck out of that.”

So he told Mirio to meet him outside of the first year support course workshop without providing any other relevant information whatsoever. Izuku just said that there was someone he thought Mirio should meet, brought him inside, and took him straight to Hatsume Mei. He very loudly introduced Mirio as a third year heroics student so that he could be heard over the din.

He’s Quirkless.

Hatsume Mei turned to Mirio and whispered, with tears in her eyes, Tabula Rasa.

The entire workshop fell into a sudden and eerie silence.

Make him Batman, Hatsume Mei, said Izuku, as if any of this shit were normal.

Hatsume Mei cried harder under the lights of the workshop. She looked Mirio up and down, as if to confirm, and again she whispered, Tabula Rasa.

Anyway Mirio had no idea what any of the ensuing chaos was at the time. There was a lot of weeping in a horrible climax of fear and joy and holding each other in trembling embrace. Lots of “the prophecy” and “I didn’t think I’d be alive to see it” and “I have to go find my blueprint for the gun that shoot knives.”

Hahah, kids.

Anyway, at that time, no fucking clue what was happening. But he knew the outcome would be sick as fuck. So he’s just been sort of going with it since then.

Power Loader immediately left the building and took a personal month. Nedzu asked Present Mic to help cover, who left crying after two hours. Aizawa has told him if he ever asks him for anything ever again, he will burn the building to the ground, and so Nedzu did not ask him.

So he just hired a new substitute teacher for every single day that that room needed staffing, close to all of whom quit teaching entirely after.

Anyway, that’s how Mirio affords support gear despite being independent and generally unpopular. Pretty much every time he swings by the main campus he receives a jet pack that also can control birds and maybe sharks too (they’re still beta testing the shark bit) and he says “Cool!” and puts it on his mortal body. Half of the support class is madly in love with him. However, Hatsume Mei, their High Priest, has stated that their god watches them all with its ever-jiggling eyes and has seen the lust in their hearts for the champion it bestowed upon them and rebukes it. She knows it’d tear them all apart if people started shooting their shot.

There’s no real narrative significance to that story. I just thought it would be funny if Mirio had a fuckton of support gear because he was a figure of religious importance to a it’s-a-joke-not-a-joke cult in the support class.

[wyrm-with-a-why]

Since sg is a prompt tomorrow I wanted to do a little something based off @beemochi-art au with some of my own yaps under the cut. Reminder this is not canon bc they didn’t do this so don’t make it in their canon unless Bee says so im just having fun with a mutuals ideas

Big personality/backstory yaps⬇️

Kiloton: CMO who worked his way up to the position along with some assistants from the worker class. Can’t fight due to a birth defect resulting in a leg brace. Is a bit of an asshole to most because he’s scared of getting attached and losing loved ones again. Why he lets himself love Megatron is shit he asks himself every day of his life. He also worries for Megatron’s mental health a bit because of Megatron’s occasional weird cult song or story. Also did I mention he is on some Kendrick Lamar levels of hate?? He hates the autobots more than he hates anything and Megatron will sometimes listen to his very violent ranting a about what he’d do to the autobots if he could

Megatron: orphaned due to a mining “accident” where he and his siblings were then taken to be gladiators. After watching his siblings die in there he made his escape, promising to live for them after the other gladiators told them their Unicron cult stories about “Unicron’s will” and “prophecies”.

Optimus:as per Bees orders he’s not a very hands on violent crazy maniac guy. He’s not as hands on at all since he acknowledges his own asthma as a weakness he treats everything like a game of chess where he already knows what you’re going to do. Orion worked his way up to being the servant of sentinel prime before killing him and taking the matrix for himself, forging a convincing death with the help of Elita. He started a very dystopian way of life and was very hypnotic. When Megatron stood up against what Optimus was preaching he was captured and they tried to weld his mouth shut (instead of Megatron being able to open it wide to speak/bite) and removed his wings to keep him from escaping. Optimus was confident that Megatron would perish so he was left for dead until a separate group of rebels found him and took him with them.

The decepticons were formed from Starscreams group saving Megatron that day. Kiloton was ordered to patch Megatron up and he did

[artsyannierose]

ALASTOR FANS ARE SOMETHING ELSE I SWEAR I JUST SAW SOMEONE OVER ON TWITTER SAYING ALASTOR’S ABUSE ISNT AS BAD AS VALENTINO

Your double standards are wild bro

Aight here we go

1 - Husk mentioned he “sold his soul to SAVE his power” not to gain more power, he was probably running low on luck and looking for a way to get back on his feet

2 - Blaming Husk??? Look I’m one of those people who LOVES character development and i sincerely hope husk was a horrible sinner, like i hope he was greedy and selfish and didn’t give a shit about his souls, long as he had the rush of a good gamble. I HOPE HE WAS AN ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE PERSON WHO GOT KNOCKED DOWN SOME PEGS TO WHERE HE IS NOW

BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD MAKE HIM REALIZE THAT ITS NOT SO FUN BEING THE OWNED SOUL NOW IS IT, AT THE BECK AND CALL OF THE RADIO DEMON NO LESS

AND YES YES I HOPE THAT’S WHY HE IS THE WAY HE IS NOW, AND WHY HE’S SO PERCEPTIVE

But wtf bro you literally are writing alastor off like he isn’t a maniacal psychopath that literally the entire pride ring fears because he’s a nasty lil power-obsessed shit?? Also Husk is well aware that his decisions got him here, that was the whole point of the prologue to loser baby

I desperately hope husk was unrecognizable as an overlord, I WANT TO SEE THAT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

Ironic how this genius says “he was no better than them” YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT ALASTOR ARE YOU BLINDDDD

Pisses me off so much how people are like “oh alastor’s abuse isn’t that bad” IM SORRY DO YOU GET TO DECIDE HOW BAD SOMEONE’S ABUSE IS??? HOW IT AFFECTS THE VICTIMS????? WHO DIED AND MADE YOU THE PSYCHOLOGIST

HUSK WAS SHAKING BRO HES USUALLY SO CHILL AND UNBOTHERED SO CLEARLY ITS BAD i want to say alastor’s done some pretty messed up things to husk because he like revels in physical pain and whatnot, so husk possibly thought he was about to go through something like that again??? HOW IS THAT ANY WORSE THAN RAPE GENUINELY I DONT UNDERSTAND YALL…

Valentino is a prick and so is Alastor there is no “levels of abuse” this is why domestic violence is bad bc nobody is actually bothered ffs YOU PEOPLE ARE MY CONCERN FOR SOCIETY

I NEED A HUSK CENTRIC EPISODE IN SEASON 2 RIGHT NOW BECUASE I NEED CANON MATERIAL FOR CLOWNS LIKE THIS

UNIRONICALLY THEY’RE A RADIODUST SHIPPER WHICH IS SENDING MEEEEE

NO WAY YOU’RE CALLING HUSKERDUST TOXIC THEN GO SHIP RADIODUST IM SOBBING

Yall some other breed istg

Ok thanks for coming to my TedTalk im literally in English class supposed to be taking a quiz bye

[yaostars]

HOW THEY ARE AS A FATHER

note: she/her prns, fem reader, tw: sh*dou a/n: idk how i came up with this.. summary: how they are as a father (poorly written)

kaiser

as much as annoying as he is once u pop that watermelon out he dead n gone

when he saw his child for the first time he bursted out in tears before blaming it on the hospitals lighting

since you both had a baby girl kaiser was cautious around everything that came across them

kaiser always wanted a baby boy so he could get his soccer skills even though he loves his daughter with his life but he finally felt like it was settled and no more kids (he wanted more kids)

yeah right he jinxed it you got pregnant again

you had a baby boy and once watermelon two came out kaiser couldnt help it but cried and admitted it

happy family

his daughter had gotten into ballet whilst his son got into soccer

he was the dad that rocked up for anything

kaiser secretly still wants another kid possibly soon once both kids at least get into first grade AND HE OPENLY ADMITTED IT TO HIS KIDS

rin

due to his cold personality this man can be a softie at times and that is when he is with you 24/7 or the fact you just pushed out his first ever kid

he cried a bit we know he isnt slick at it

after a few days being in hospital you could finally bring your little one home

when you got back to work and came home late you found rin next to the crib holding onto his childs hand

rin likes to show off at sae because he became a father first

after having a baby boy he got into soccer big time

he loves his family (but he wants to make more kids so he put a 6 month reminder)

yep u got pregnant at least a year later after having your first child

your having twins!!! when rin found out he was stuck in a daze

two girls meant twice as hard as pushing out the first child in the family

rin wanted to make sure his children had a happy healthy sibling relationship unlike saes and his

his daughters got into swimming and the other got into soccer as well

sporty family

sae

when sae found out you were pregnant he honestly thought you were joking around

pushing out a baby was hard enough but sae couldnt deal with only getting 3 hours of sleep a week

sae told rin about how he is a father but rin dgaf

sae was only wanting a small family nothing big like his brothers but it was nice just having a kid

the gods granted him a soccer girl and he became a soccer dad

he was thinking about having another kid with you but he didnt want to pressure you after telling him you never want to go through labour again

overall even though his family was small and a bit sporty he loved them heaps at the end of the day

shidou

this man is literally a dog on stuff being a little horny too much

when he found out you were pregnant he was over the moon and posting it on every single acc and every person he knows

shidou is defo a mummas boy so he told her everything

he wants a big family like a whole class he says

he marks the calendar when to love make again so you could have another kid right after you told him you were pregnant

the first child that was pushed out was a baby boy and shidou cried a bit but blamed it he has allergies

his first child was a maniac and had every single bit of shidous personality but looked like you

at least a few months after birthing your first child you were pregnant again and it was on purpose because of him

you had a baby boy again!!

shidou was wanting a baby girl so badly and even said he will try until he gets a baby girl in his family

for the third time you got pregnant and no it wasnt a baby girl

the second and third baby had your personality but mixed looks

FOR THE FOURTH TIME. you had finally gotten...

A BABY BOY!!! im joking a baby girl

and yes he cried but he was so happy so he could become a soccer dad

[reesespeanutbutterfuck]

(im)perfectionist

vinny hong x jo!reader

jay jo's imperfectionist sister meets the flawful vinny hong.

part 8

part 7 | part 9

part warnings: fem!reader, jo!reader (jay is reader's 1 year older brother, but they're in the same class), second person's pov (you, you're, your), wb main story SPOILERS

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“The fuck is wrong with you?!” Vinny kept spewing strings of curses while holding Sung by the back of his shirt’s collar. He was fuming mad. Furious.

“Ow, Ow! That hurts! I’m sorry! Let go of me already!” Sung, despite being held roughly, still had the balls to unremorsefully laugh at Vinny's pissed face, even enjoying angering him more. “It’s because you move too slow! I’m getting impatient, just talk to her already!” 

“I swear I’m gonna wring your neck–”

Sung released himself from Vinny’s hold on the back of his shirt’s collar by force, and once again saw it as an opportunity to escape and dash outside in the hallway. Now they’ve caught other students’ attention because of the commotion they’re making.

“You little shit, come back here, motherfucker!” Vinny chased his friend down the hall paying no mind to the stares they got and people they bumped into.

After a while, the two eventually got tired from all the running. Panting and sweaty, Sung slid down the wall near the classroom window. Vinny held his knees and fell beside him. When Sung turned to his friend he let out another breathy laugh.

“Not a word.” Vinny hissed to warn him to shut his up. His nose was almost fuming smoke from anger, and at the same time exhaustion. 

The reason for their little immature chasedown? Well… Vinny went out to get some fresh air for a while near the end of the class. And Sung, being Sung, suddenly decided it was a good idea to get ahold of his friend’s phone that was left unattended on his table to suggestively text you by the number he got from Minu’s phone.

“What? I did you a favor y’know. You can just deny you sent the text and she’ll believe you, obviously nobody would believe you’d text like that! You’ll have your first conversation through text.” Sung bowed his head while still catching his breath.

“You fucking—” Vinny cursed under his breath and decided to leave it. He was already tired from their little chasedown, he can’t hide Sung’s body if he murders him now. “I’m not interested in her. And I told you, she’s not one to fool around with.”

“I know that, but really? Nobody will settle with just friends after all that. I mean a girl-friend, as in a female friend is always cool, but I just wish you’d have a girlfriend-girlfriend. It’s enough already that I don’t have one, I’m saving you from the same fate.”

“Friends your face.” Vinny was the first to stand up and reach for his backpack, hanging it around one of his shoulders. “Who do you think you are, playing cupid? If you want to fool around you go talk to her yourself. I’m practicing with the crew tomorrow, and I’m giving back her glasses. If everyone else finds out about your little prank, I swear I will drag you all the way from wherever you are and slaughter you in front of everyone.” 

“We’ll see about that,” Once again Sung made it a laughing stock, “I'm still consistent with my prayer so you can finally get a girlfriend. Preferably a medical rookie.” he maliciously mumbled his last words and patted Vinny’s shoulder, prompting Vinny to threaten to hit him again, which Sung dodged before he picked his own bag up and exited the classroom first, his maniacal laughter echoing even outside the door.

—

“What’s that?”

“Calculus.”

Dom, who couldn’t find anyone to talk to, because the others were busy and won’t pay attention to him, squatted in front of you to watch you while you were sitting on the bench, doing your homework.

“Really? Studying? I thought you were here for us?” Dom pouted, you stifled a grin as you realized, Sometimes, Dom really does resemble his pet canine, Jordan. You were here as a bystander to their practice this afternoon.

“I can prioritize both at the same time.” You got back to solving the equation at hand. You need to finish this thing off so you can start writing your resignation letter and the two, or three remaining notes Jay lent you after you skipped school for a week because of your 'flu'.

Dom kept watching you with doe eyes, amazed at how quickly you were jumping from one equation to another, his eyes can’t even catch up and follow your hand movements anymore.

You closed your notebook, startling Dom.

“All done.”

“What? That fast?!” Dom looked at you and then your notebook while you stretched your torso. “Can you teach me? Pretty please?”

“Another time. Not in the mood. Just copy mine.” You flung your homework to him, which he caught, great reflexes.

“Sweet! Thanks.” Dom took pictures of your homework. “By the way, have you completed your notes? I think I have the notes you missed during your absence, I can lend them to you as a token of thanks.”

“I'm done with them already. Thanks.” 

After being bedridden for weeks because of the stitches on your back, you were so bored so you copied Jay’s notes, which he sent without you having to ask him to. You cannot help your bedriddenness, though. Not when your wound stings and travels from the wound to the back of your legs whenever you stand up even only to go to the bathroom.

“Okay, suit yourself!” 

Dom happily wiggled sitting on the floor and taking pictures of your homework placed flat at the seat of the bench. You left the bench to him and walked towards Jay, who seemed to be zoning out.

“Hey, how’s home these past few days? Is Kay eating well?” 

If there’s something you were worried about back at home, it’s him. You weren't worried much about Jay, you were more worried about Kay. Unlike you and Jay, he’s more vulnerable because he doesn’t know how to operate the stove to cook for himself. So looking out for his health is one of your concerns especially since he’s prone to starving himself to watch cat shows without interruption and forgetting to eat while doing his homework.

“Yeah. He started eating vegetables when you told him cats are attracted to the smell of vegetarians.” You laughed, he really believed that. Regardless, you were glad that you made him eat healthy. “He’s starting to overwork himself, though.”

Worry etched on your face, “Why?” 

“Mom keeps telling him she’ll throw Jack out of the house if he slacks off. You know how much he loves Jack.”

You thought hard. You can’t suggest Kay to live with you in the apartment instead. And besides, it’ll be a miracle if your mother ever agrees to that. She’ll see that as you recruiting Kay to rebel against her, too.

“Speaking of mom, is she trying to… patch things up with you?” Jay hesitantly asked. He knows what’s up. Even if he doesn’t show, he’s observant. You know he does.

You didn’t have to ask him what he meant. You knew exactly what he was referring to. You thought hard if you’d tell him the thing about the arranged marriage. The cause of your anger on the night you got stabbed and Vinny found you. You chose not to, come what may. Maybe another time.

“Yeah. Small talks.”

“Oh.” Jay chose not to ask further. He knows you’re not ready to talk about it even after all the years that have passed. He knows you’ll talk about it when you’re ready.

Discomfort etched on your face as you remembered that feeling, but you shook your head and shrugged the thought off. You and Jay talked about some other things like snacks and light school stuff, until Mia called Jay to teach her how to bike. Jay excused himself and you got back to your seat on the bench a while ago.

“Okay, time to work on this.”

You began composing your resignation letter, as your Student Body adviser told you to pass your resignation letter within this day for the void to be effective the next day. What a pain. Instead of resting you’ll head back to the school after. You wouldn’t come here if you didn't need to get your glasses back from Vinny.

Speaking of him though, where the hell is he?

You vividly remember this morning, while you were getting ready for school, he texted you unexpectedly while you were drying your hair with a towel.

—

“Damn it, I still have to write my resignation letter later. I guess I won’t be able to come to Hummingbird’s practice.” you mumbled to yourself. You messaged your Student Council adviser in advance and that's his reply.

Having that new knucklehead President as a replacement for Jay was impactful. Not a good impactful. A bad impactful. You were doing the important paperworks alone because he’s always missing in action, and council work became hectic. Your undereyes were darkening.

You pulled out of your drawer to use some concealer, but you were distracted when your phone beeped.

Angry tomato head: come by later at practice.

Angry tomato head: your glasses.

Well, guess the universe is telling you to come to their practice, after all. You can’t tell him to just hand it to anyone, even Jay. They’re already suspecting something between you and Vinny.

—

“There he is! Over here!” Yuna announced while waving at the redhead.

While dragging his bike, he accidentally laid eyes on you for a second but averted his eyes. He looked mad about something… as usual. He always looks like that. It’s obvious that’s his default face. He looks like a rottweiler practicing his scary face.

Minu immediately called the crew members to practice, so you didn’t get the chance to ask him for what you needed from him, and he was blocked by the others from your sight so he wouldn’t be able to pass through. You can’t interrupt their practice, looks like you’re going to have to stay for a while. Nevermind, you needed a place outside school to write the letter, anyway. You continued writing your resignation letter. 

A few corrections, crumpled paper, scribble, toss. Corrections, crumpled paper, scribble, toss, repeat. Corrections, crumpled paper, scribble, toss, repeat.

Finally, you raised the paper containing your final output, also hearing Minu’s voice in the background yelling, “good work, guys!”. You guess they finished their practice at the same time. You took that long to compose a resignation letter? You folded the paper loosely and sneakily looked for an opportunity to initiate a subtle close proximity as the others including Yuna and Mia. 

You were going to leave to pass your resignation letter, so you must approach Vinny now.

While everyone was busy yapping, you sneaked up behind Vinny—who seemed uninterested in what the crew were talking about, and stood almost beside him. Almost, because although close, not close-close. You lightly nudged Vinny, who didn’t notice you at first. He immediately got the signal and fished out from his jacket’s pocket. 

His hand was so close to discreetly handing over your glasses without a case, not until Dom creeped on the both of you from behind, peeking at the object on your hand. “Hey, why does he have your eyeglasses?! Are you not telling us anything?!”

Now all eyes were at you two. Even Minu, who was talking about random shit, stopped to look at you two, and Jay. You can tell from their looks that your not so secret transaction raised their suspicions even more than the first time they sensed something going on between you and Vinny.

Now you want to kill Dom.

***

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[hevendor]

"i tend to look down on undergraduates whose majors dont require hardcore thinking" < most unfuckable person ever to walk the planet probably

people take pride in some of the dumbest shit imaginable...

[hellhammersbignaturals]

mayhem + some others if they did martial arts headcannons i came up with instead of paying attention in class that also only make sense to me

Euroman would be a fucking GOD at forms. LOOK at this guy's horse stance. I don't even be hitting it like that damn

would be super nit-picky about the smallest shit. he would be like "your form was perfect, but your hands are just a few inches below where they're supposed to be ://////"

probably gets his ass beat by Varg every time they spar

tries to teach forms but ends up showing off without actually explaining anything

pelle would be one of those people that never wanted to take karate in the first place, hated going to class, and tried to quit but his parents wouldn't let him so now that he's in a high rank he'd feel bad quitting even though he still doesn't like doing it

gets mad at himself for not getting any better but never practices

probably cried or had a panic attack in the middle of class but the instructors kept yelling at him

im literally just projecting at this point

especially the last one

absolutely majestic cartwheels though

Varg would be a fucking MENACE at sparing. control? never heard of her. you would tell him to go easy, like level 2, and he would fight like his life depended on it.

has severely injured at least 3 people

bro is NOT fighting "might for right"

would go leave a literal child in tears and then be like "he should've kept his hands up" as if he didn't just go ape shit on 4'11 green belt

absolute menace but in an talkative way

instructors hate his ass because he won't shut up

only cares about class if it's a team game

grappling with him would be SO awkward. he's say some freaky ass shit about the forms he'd be like "rear naked choke? ayooooo 🤨😳"

necrobutcher would probably act like he's an expert outside of class but then half ass everything (calling myself out 💀)

he'd be kind of a smart ass about sparring and give people tips that he doesn't follow himself

he would be super extra with forms- like the most dramatic stances ever and not even realize he's doing the wrong side

Varg's sparring bestie (everyone else is scared of fighting both of them)

has also made people cry

he would fight like he's got fucking demons he needs to let out

total show off with kicks

insane at accuracy

maniac would obv be one of those people that quit for a few years and then came back out of no where having completely forgotten everything

quit but everyone remembers him as a legend

every now and then someone would be like "ya'll remember kjetil"

Edit: also varg is the only one that ties his hair up, everyone else just lets their hair get in the way 💀 he puts it in braids before class and pelle sometimes ties it up but most of the time he forgets

[amalgamy]

Hi hi! The novella I am beginning to write right now and have been plotting for a while features an elegantly homosexual serial killer secondary protagonist. He is a literature teacher in a girl's catholic school and the story revolves around the graduating class (he was their homeroom teacher) attempting to get closure about the violent death of one of their classmates (Maria) that occurred before they all really knew each other and everyone more or less stopped caring about it until their kind homeroom teacher reminds them in a jest that they made a blood pact promising to give their bodies to the devil if they can't blame her killer by the time they graduate. Of course, the murder was carried out by our kind teacher in a very counter intuitive, misdirected and sexless crime of passion. He has unusual views about the mother of God and the whole eros-thanatos package. My point is, while I have his whole backstory and train of thought laid out, I'm getting stuck trying to come up with humanizing details and inane characteristics for him. Since I did turn my head to characters like Kira and Bateman in the early stages of creating this character, I thought I'd ask an expert on them like you to come up with some random traits and trivia that might solidify a character like this. Thank you in advance if you wanna help out but if it's not the right time then im just saying hi:)

Ohhhh Clari you've got me rubbing my hands together and grinning. I'm seriously flattered. I'll put this under a cut since I'm quite a yapper.

I might be projecting here with this (I totally am!) but I find characters at their absolute peak when they deny themselves their own humanity as some sort of "justice." Let's say a character has suffered a great deal in their lives and therefore has become a Bateman or Kira type. They justify their own sadism and disregard for human life by convincing themselves they were "born wrong." Not ensouled, not human, social outcasts but would still get stared at, therefore all of their suffering was deserved, and they were meant to turn out the way they did. I am not like them, so it's fine. Humans step on spiders and ants all of the time. They go hunting. There's not any guilt attached to those activities. But then something completely mundane reminds them that they do have a heart. They feel pain, sadness, what they've defined as "human" emotions. They have a brief moment of lucidity in which they are forced to come to terms with the fact they actually are human, and therefore their suffering was random, cruel, and unjust. They were just a kid. They never stood a chance. Their abusers were human, too. Children at some point as well. Oh, God, I can feel. I'm human and all the pain I've endured does not push me further to my undefined "goal." I bleed just like anyone else walking around. I typically find the events that triggered this episode to be not very tragic all things considered -- one of the saddest moments in the American Psycho book is Bateman breaking down in tears while he tries cooking a girl, wondering if she had hopes. He had hopes once. He couldn't figure out if he was cooking her correctly because he's never really had to cook for himself, either. In all of his self-proclaimed godliness and superiority, he was just a deeply pathetic and lonely human man. Something he just couldn't admit to himself save for a few brief, random moments.

Another thing that I think really brings these characters to "human" status is reminders of their families. Even if that family was never particularly kind to them, it still forces the viewer to come to terms with the fact that this depraved maniac was a child at one point. Maybe even a sibling. I think of Kira's dad screaming for his son after his head was crushed underneath that ambulance, or Bateman visiting his mother in her hospital room and seeing the picture of his father and brother, noting that there was "something wrong about [his father's] eyes." We do see Kira as a child but I think even just the mere presence of the parents forces the mental image of a young and (presumably) innocent Kira and Bateman. I honestly felt more heartbroken for Kira seeing his father become so overprotective of him than when I saw him as a child.

I also love humanizing these types of characters by giving them collections, especially around a certain theme. Bateman has his music interests and a wide variety of CDs and cassettes with multiple ways to enjoy them. While he may get most of his "interests" from trends and the paper (such as restaurant reviews or current fashion), no one really told him to listen to artists such as Dizzy Gillespie (who is mentioned in the chapter Glimpse Of A Thursday Afternoon), nor did the papers or trends tell him to do extensive research on the artists he enjoys, such as Huey Lewis or Phil Collins. Those were all his own choices. He's passionate about music and finds joy in collecting media and technology related to it, even if he is a total snob about it. It's not an odd or unorthodox interest at all in the slightest. It's jarringly normal and human.

My last thing that I mention often with people I talk about Bateman with is a sort of superhuman/subhuman complex. Bateman essentially believes himself to be the pinnacle of humanity. Rich, good looking, fit, eats well, stable job, bangs hardbodies at clubs and has enough cunning and skill to murder people and get away with it (Well, debatable, haha!). Surely he's above everyone else. They're just maggots in the shit pile. But those maggots all seem to have something he's missing -- happiness. How could they be so happy when they're maggots and I'm God? Why am I so unhappy when I'm God? Maybe...I wish I was a maggot instead. I can't fit in with them. I don't WANT to fit in with them. But Christ, I'm so lonely. Why do I feel that I need these disgusting creatures? Shouldn't my own superiority satisfy me? No, if anything it makes me feel worse about myself.

I hope this has been at least a little helpful ^_^;; I often find myself saying quite a bit of nothing! Which is also a TOOL reference!

[animestsstuff2]

Prom queen

Yuji itadori x femreader!

Part 3!

Content warning: fluff, drinking, lil angst, minor inumaki pinning

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Your palms were sweaty as you stepped into school. Today was the day of prom and of course school was still on. You could hear the hall buzz with talk of dresses, dates and other related topics.

You were nervous, of course you were. You had a date to prom and not just any date but Yuji. The boy you grew up despising, hating and ignoring was now taking you to prom. It also didn’t help that he was well loved and heavily crushed on.

You could almost feel the knife in your back as you walked past girls. Still you held your head high and ignored the snottily turned noses, wasn’t your problem he didn’t pick them. You found yourself in homeroom and seen Nobara already sitting there.

“Hey, excited?” You asked finding your seat beside her. She turned wide eyed and grinning like a maniac.

“Yes and exhausted. I done so much last night!” She exclaimed as she showed her painted nails and even tan.

“Yeah? I had my everything shower to be fair. I left it super late so im honestly kinda—“ you cut yourself off with a yawn and she got the message laughing at you.

You weren’t there long before the bell rang and you both were up heading to your next class. Yours was fortunately science. You waved goodbye to Nobara who unfortunately had math with Mr. Geto.

You found your seat and took your books out, waiting for Mr. Gojo who will definitely be late. He always was. You opened your textbook and mindlessly read, not really absorbing the information and not noticing the person beside you. The scrap of a chair startled you and you jumped to look beside you only to see familiar pink tuffs.

“Yuji?” You met his eyes as the crinkled with a smile. His cheeks dusting pink as he took his books out.

“Hey! I hope you don’t mind me sitting here. I wanted to talk about—um, prom and y’know everything” He informed and you just nodded. You didn’t really feel anything towards him now, well, you liked him obviously, after finding out he was not your childhood bully.

But it was still strange. You literally loathed this man up until yesterday and now here he was talking about prom. Your stomach fluttered a bit at the thought again. You and Yuji going to prom. You couldn’t deny your girlish feelings that bubbled at the silly dream of going to prom with the popular boy.

Yuji wasn’t all that bad looking..

“Y-Yeah sure, what did you want to talk about?” You asked, playing with the folded edge of the textbooks page.

“Oh! Well y’know do you wanna come to my house? Or i-I can come to yours if its easier and then—or we can meet up there too!” It was kind of funny seeing him behave like this, stumbling over words with no clear structure.

You giggled at him and he only sucked his lip between his teeth, dropping his shoulders. You reached and patted the hand he had on the table composing yourself and looking at him again.

“I’ll be getting ready with Nobara and arriving with her so we can just meet at the place, sound good?” Yuji perked up like a puppy nodding in agreement quickly. His heart was hammering from when you touched him.

“Yea! Sounds great!” He gave you a smile and your heart skipped a bit.

The class eventually started after your teacher arrived very late. Yuji couldn’t focus. He kept stealing glances, never having the chance to be so close to you. His cheeks warmed and eyes couldn’t help but stare at you. The way your brows knitted at a particularly challenging passage or the small smile that curled on your lips when you figured it out.

The bell rang all too soon and he was left alone. The memory of your gleaming smile as you confirmed you’d see him later all he had as he watched you leave the classroom. .

…

The whole school by lunch time was chattering loudly about prom. The lunch hall seemed fuller than usual probably lower classmates wanting to hear all the details and possible drama.

You found Nobara at your usual spot. Maki looming over her with a grin as your chestnut friend blushed profusely. You set your tray down gaining the attention of the two girls who looked to you.

“Hey Y/N” Maki gave you a nod before looking back to Nobara “see you later”

She smoothed her hand over Nobara’s head before walking off to her table. You found your eyes drifting from Nobara and over to him. His pink hair shaking as he laughed with Todo, who was harshly slapping his hand on his back. His eyes creased and pearly teeth on display. You felt your own cheeks stretch as a small smile formed.

He did have a pretty smile.

Todo noticed you first and shook Yuji’s shoulder as they both sobered up. Yuji’s head snapping round and catching you staring. He grinned once more and waved at you. You found your cheeks warming and stretching into a small smile as you raised your hand and gave a slight wave back.

Your view of Yuji was suddenly blocked as the familiar colour of your navy uniform appeared. You tilted your head back and met the narrowed eyes of a girl you knew was in your year but didn’t know her name.

“Y/N isn’t it?” You opened your mouth but she didn’t wait “i see you waving to Yuji”

“Thats cute. Hes super friendly its almost bothersome” her feigned laugh was anything but friendly as your brows knitted together. She twirled a lock of hair around a manicured finger.

“Anyways. I heard a little rumor that Yuji asked you to prom!” she snorted loudly “which is hilarious since he’s already taking me”

You glanced over to Nobara who was definitely stabbing the girl in her mind as she glared. Her knuckles white around the fork she held. You panned your attention back, now seeing a chance to speak.

“Thats odd. I think i’d know if Yuji asked me to prom” you turned again “right Nobara?”

“Yea—yeah. You’re going to prom with Inumaki sure” She lied and you followed on as you flashed a smile to the girl whos nostrils had stopped flaring and brows weren’t so poised.

“Inumaki? Hes quiet isn’t he but i’m sure you’ll look cute together!” She turned on her heel giving a wave “thanks for clearing that up!”

Your eyes fell back before you were Yuji sat still staring. His eyes wide and almost worried. You felt your chest warm as you swung your self off your chair and gathered your tray up having lost your appetite.

Your cheeks puffed out and feet almost stomping the ground as you left the lunch hall. You groaned internally at your stupidity, of course Yuji wasn’t serious. You felt your eyes well as memories of your childhood flashed as a bittersweet reminder.

Him and Sukuna definitely tag-teamed you. They definitely bet on who could be more horrid. You kept walking, vision blurry and nose runny.

Yuji has certainly won well.

You didn’t see—no you felt it first or actually them. You stumbled back, almost falling on your butt until a hand reached around your waist and fingers scrunched the jumper you wore, steadying you whilst pulling you forward.

“Shit—sorry, um-“ you paused looking up to see who you accidentally rammed into—it was Inumaki. Your cheeks warmed slightly from embarrassment.

“I’m really sorry Inumaki! I wasn’t watching at all where i was going” You stepped out of the hold he had on you and bowed your head slightly to apologise.

“It’s alright” He stated, noticing your red eyes “are you okay?”

“Oh, yeah um—just some girl came up to me talking about Yuji taking her to prom” You mumbled not really wanting to think about how after so many years he managed to hurt you once more.

“Is he not taking you to prom?” Inumaki asked, brows furrowing a bit and you just nodded subtly.

“Apparently not. This girl said he was already taking her” you muttered glancing up at him.

He opened his mouth to reply, cheeks tinging pink at what he was about to ask you when Nobara rounded the corner.

“Y/N!” You turned round and he missed his chance, deciding it was time to leave and turned himself.

“See you at prom Y/N” he called as he left.

“What happened? What was that girl on about?” Nobara asked. You just puffed your cheeks and shrugged.

“I have no idea. I don’t know who she is but you heard her apparently Yuji is taking her” Your fingers curled into your palms as you both walked towards the exit. You didn’t feel like staying in school any longer.

“I think i recognise her. I think her name is Yuko. I’m pretty sure her and Yuji used to date” Nobara told you and your heart dropped a bit as you suddenly remembered seeing them together a few times.

How could you be so stupid to believe Yuji?

…

You huffed staring at yourself in the mirror as a piece of hair refused to sit properly. Nobara stood behind you looking into the same mirror as she pulled her dress on. It really was beautiful.

“This bag or this one Y/N?” She asked and you swivelled round.

“That one” pointing to the one in her left hand. She nodded in agreement. You turned back around eventually managing to sort your hair and then slip your heels on just as her mother called yous both down.

“Come on girls! You don’t want to be late” You hauled yourselves into the car and began the drive, unable to stop yourself from biting at your freshly painted nails.

“Whats wrong?” Nobara asked and you glanced over at her.

“I just feel so stupid for believing Yuji—like seriously what was I actually thinking when he told me it was his twin brother” you groaned looking back out the window.

“I know. Hes an asshole but y’know what we are gonna have thee best night and y’know why” You looked back over waiting for her to continue when you watched her pull out two flasks from her bag before quickly stuffing them back in.

You just giggled and she shushed you as you pulled up to the venue that was hosting your prom. You waved goodbye to her mother and turned seeing a lot of people mingling outside. You recognised a few from the year below obviously being dates of people in your year.

You walked into the venue and found your way down to the huge room with flashing lights and music thumping out of it. Almost immediately you were swarmed by your friends. Maki, Inumaki, Yuta and Kasumi.

“Nobara you’re looking real cute” Maki grinned as she curled her arm around your friends waist.

You glanced around trying to see who all was here when you found someone already staring. Your eyes narrowed as they fell upon Yuji’s round ones. A smile on his face as he began to step forward.

No—absolutely not.

Your lips curled and you turned your face away to Nobara, grabbing her bag and sneaking your flask out. You quickly darted off to the large table with finger food and drinks. There was no way you could be near him or be any way sober. You dumped some of your alcohol into the glass of lemonade before quickly slipping the flask into your own bag.

“You not gonna share that?” You shoulders tensed at the voice behind you not recognising it until you turned around and met Inumaki.

“Oh-sorry, d’ya want some?” You asked pulling it back out. Inumaki offered his cup to you and you poured some into it.

“Thanks, so are you excited to be here?” He asked as yous moved a bit closer to the corner.

“Sorta I guess—can only hope the night goes good” You shrugged. “Anyways, who are you here with?”

“I’m by myself” he told you and your brows creased slightly.

“Really?” You were surprised he was here alone. You’ve heard a few girls discuss having crushes on Inumaki.

“You sound surprised—why? Do you think I should have brought someone” he asked tipping his cup to his lips.

“Oh-well yeah. I mean i’ve heard a few people talk about crushing on you y’know—its not surprising that they would have a crush on you so its like weird you’re here alone” you rambled, cheeks warming a bit after realising what you implied.

No way you were this much of a light weight.

“Not surprising? What are you tryna say Y/N” his lips tipped up in a smirk and your cheeks burned. You were praying your foundation was hiding how red your face felt.

You fumbled over words as you tried to give an excuse to your implication when you both were interrupted.

“Y/N—you coming to dance?” It was Yuji. You turned your head seeing the pink haired boy smile at you. You just rolled your eyes.

“No Yuji, leave me alone” You grumbled and his brows shot up. Why were you acting like this? He thought everything was okay now between you two.

“Hey—wait, whats wrong? D-Did I do something?” His heart was falling to his stomach and being shot back up by the bubbling feeling of sick.

“Do something wrong? Please—you asked me to prom whilst having a girlfriend” You snapped, swigging the rest of your drink and spinning on your heel.

Yuji’s feet scuffed the ground as he tried to go after you when a hand grabbed at his bicep and he turned to see Inumaki staring with knitted brows.

“Leave her be Yuji. You made her cry earlier today, don’t ruin tonight for her just cause you’re an ass” Yuji’s mouth fell open. He didn’t understand what could possibly had of happened between science class and now for you to hate him again.

“I didn’t make her cry! Inumaki what are you talking about? Why is she so mad?” His head was getting sore and the thumping music was just making it worse.

“You did just before lunch ended she ran into me saying you asked her to prom and that some girl came to her during lunch saying you were already going with her” Inumaki explained. Yuji’s eyes widened as he tried to think who would tell you that. He hadn’t asked anyone else or even hinted he would. He wanted to take you and only you.

His brows pulled together as he thought hard spinning himself round again as his eyes searched you in the crowds but he couldn’t spot you anywhere. His shoulders slumped feeling the night was already ruined as he reached into his pocket and pulled the pink rose corsage he bought for you.

He even forced Maki to find out the colour of your dress so he could match his tie to it. Did you even notice?

He headed back over to Megumi and Todo leaving Inumaki with nothing else to say and sitting down at the table they had. His head in his palms.

“Brother whats wrong?” Todo slapped a strong hand down on Yuji’s shoulder as he leaned over him.

“It’s Y/N! Apparently some girl told her that I was already taking her to prom and now Y/N probably thinks I was pulling some prank to hurt her again” Yuji cried, exasperated that the one chance he managed to fix things with you was ruined.

“Some girl? Who told you this?” Todo asked, pulling his chair closer. Megumi even decided this was worth paying attention to as he straightened himself up.

“Inuamki he was with Y/N and I went to ask her to dance and she walked off. Inumaki said that she was crying earlier today because some girl told her that” Yuji explained further. He just wanted to go home. He wasn’t all that interesting in prom he just wanted a reason to spend time with you.

“Some girl?…do you think it was Yuko? Shes always had a crazy crush on you Yuji” Megumi piped up and Yuji’s eyes widened in realisation. His chair scrapping the floor as he stood up.

“Ah Megumi! You’re so smart! It probably was Yuko!” Yuji grinned as he darted off.

He searched everywhere for you pushing through the dance crowd multiple times, checking the corners, peoples tables and waiting outside the girls bathroom for a questionable period. He puffed his cheeks out with a sigh when he spotted Maki and Nobara.

“Nobara! Do you know where Y/N is?” Nobara groaned as Yuji approached them.

“No Yuji I don’t and y’know what—“ she hiccupped, spinning away from Maki on a wobbly heel and jamming a filed finger into Yuji’s chest.

“You’re an ass. She was really looking forward to going to—to prom with you an-an” Maki slipped an arm around Nobara’s waist and hauled the kicking girl up as she gave a thumb towards the exit door.

Yuji nodded with a small smile and bumped by people who were still coming in, trying to spot you in the crowd of peers and classmates. He eventually found himself outside. The sky dark with stars glistening. He turned his head left and right seeing if you were about he when spotting you down on a bench.

He slipped in beside you and you turned your head, huffing out and rolling your eyes as you went to get up. His fingers wrapped around your wrist stopping you from moving.

“P-Please hear me out Y/N!” He begged, eyes wide with worry as you glanced down at him. You sat back down.

Maybe it was the almost empty flask deciding your decisions right now. You stayed silent, turning to look at him with slightly glossy eyes. His heart skipped as he swallowed dryly.

“U-um, Inumaki told me about what—what happened and that girl Yuko..shes been obsessed with me since first year!” Your fingers curled into your palms at the mention of her. He watched your brows knit and he quickened his pace.

“I don’t like her back! We never dated and i never asked her to prom! I-I promise Y/N” he shot out, reaching into his blazer pocket and fumbling with the small box that held the matching pink corsage.

“S-See? I even matched my tie to your dress. I got Maki to ask Nobara what colour you got” His lips tipped into a small smile as his cheeks tinged. He rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly as he looked at you.

You glanced at him, then the tie and then the corsage. Your lip sucked between your teeth as you chewed his words over. Did he really mean it? Was he telling the truth. You sighed deeply, growing annoyed you believed that girl. You had seen her earlier wearing a disgustingly gross bright green dress. Your nose wrinkled at the vomit green that flashed through your mind.

“Are you actually telling the truth Yuji?” You mumbled, blinking your eye lashes at him. His cheeks warmed further at you.

“Y-yes! Of course I am. I really like you Y/N and I-I know you don’t like me back—“ his eyes met yours, fingers unknowingly curling around your palm.

“Which is okay but I want to give you a good prom” he gave his typical smile, pearly teeth on display and eyes creasing. You felt your mood lighten instantly and you reached your other hand out.

“Okay Yuji. I think the corsage you got is pretty” you complimented and he smiled as he took both hands and slipped it on you. He stood up and held a hand out for you.

You took it letting go and sliding a hand up his arm to wrap in the nook of his elbow as you walked back in together, leaning rather close to him. His cheeks burned now as he kept his eyes ahead. He should probably get a drink.

It was definitely the alcohol that you consumed that led you onto the dance floor with Yuji, passing a huffing Yuko who was sat in the corner with her friends fawning over her. You smiled up at the pink haired man, wrapping your arms around his neck as he laid rigid palms on the small of your waist.

“You’re so tense Yuji, is something wrong?” You asked. He sucked a breath in as he finally looked down at you.

You looked so pretty. He couldn’t believe you were dancing with him right now.

“Y-Yeah” He forced out through clenched teeth. He was so nervous. He didn’t want to mess this up.

You only hummed and leaned closer turning your head and resting it on his shoulder. Your breath on his neck as a particularly quiet song played. Yuji’s breath hitched as he felt yours fan against his neck, tickling him. His eyes darting about and finding Todo and Megumi staring at him.

Todo gave him a large thumbs up and started mimicking a kissing motion as he pointed at you. Yuji shook his head furiously and you stirred a bit shifting to pull away as your fingers played with the small hairs on his neck.

“Y’sure you’re okay Yuji?” You hummed again, staring up at the pink faced boy. Your smile was so pretty.

“Y-Yeah um ju-just Todo being weird” he muttered, eyes fixing back to his friend. You hummed and began to turn your head but Yuji was quicker.

His fingers slipped just to your hips and spun you around. You squealed with a giggle as his other hand slipped to your lower back and he gave you a dip before pulling you back up. Your body flush against his as you giggled up at him.

The flask was now empty by the way. When did that happen?.

“Yuji! When did you learn how to do that?!” You asked grinning from ear to ear as you looked up ay him. He just shrugged trying to play it cool whilst butterflies swarmed his stomach.

“Thank you for bringing me to prom by the way Yuji. The night has been really nice” you mumbled, moving your head back to his shoulder. He slipped his hands around your waist and pulled you into a tight hug before resting his fingers back at your hips.

“Thank you for giving me a chance Y/N. I’m sorry again for everything Sukuna did. I never knew” he told you and you pulled your head back shaking your head, tipping yourself onto the tips of your heels and planting a small kiss by the corner of his lip.

His cheeks burned and his eyes widened as you leaned back down, giggling some more at his stunned expression.

“C’mon let’s go get some photos with everyone!” You grabbed his hand in yours and dragged him off to find your friends as you spotted the photographer making his way around.

Yuji’s heart was thumping hard, stomach twirling and cheeks sore from the large smile etched on his face.

He couldn’t have asked for a better night.

And neither could you.