#im going to be honest the only reason i typed this up was because i'd already pinned half of it up on my board with red string

[thetisming]

im going insane so heres me talking about iris fey (/feenris) & the song iris by the goo goo dolls

"and i'd give up forever to touch you // cause i know that you feel me somehow"

in a way, she kind of did give up forever for him. well, for dahlia – she was the reason that iris ended up in prison, for helping her. but she also gave up forever by being with him for those 8 months. and 'i know that you feel me somehow' is like, when she touches him, she knows that hes feeling HER, not her sister, and when she gives him her head covering, to protect him, shes doing that as her

"you're the closest to heaven that i'll ever be // and i dont wanna go home right now"

shes done bad things, to put it simply. she helped her sister. she did things that were wrong and bad and so no matter how good she is, i'm not sure she could believe that she would get into heaven. but feenie is sweet, and kind and honest and he loves her so purely and hes perfect to her

and her home? well. her home just sucks bad but also it could be like. she doesnt want to have to be iris anymore. if feenie loves dahlia, she wants to be dahlia. even if he doesnt even know dahlia at all

"and all i could taste is this moment // and all i can breathe is your life // and sooner or later, it's over // i just dont wanna miss you tonight"

their time together will end soon. it's going to end because dahlia hates phoenix even though iris adores him and she know it will have to end. she keeps asking for the necklace. the necklace, that if she gets, it will end things. but it isnt over yet and she doesnt have to miss him just yet

"and i dont want the world to see me // cause i dont think that theyd understand"

she moves to the mountains and becomes a nun. this is the farthest she can get from the world. from people. from seeing phoenix in the street and seeing him recognise her and think that dahlia is out of prison. and of course the world wouldnt understand, how could they? she was pretending to be her twin for 8 months, and then she fell in love with the guy she was supposed to just get a necklace from and then never see again.

"when everythings made to be broken // i just want you to know who i am"

everything in those 8 months is made to break. from the glass to their relationship, in which he only knows the name of her twin and doesnt even know she exists, and all she wants is for him to know who she is. this is the most iris coded line in the song imo and it ruins me. she just wants him to know who she is.

i dont have TOO much to say about this other than:

"or the moment of truth in your lies" their relationship was lies. but the truth was that she DID love him. she does love him and through all her lies that was the truth

anyway. im going insane. i was at a funeral today and at the afterparty type thing i was listening to mr brightside for like hours until i saw the name iris below that song and went ohoho just like My Character, fully expecting the song to not relate to her at all, but it DOES and im dying badly basically

[xo2dee]

Since you gave me the full go to ask any more questions I had ☺️ I wanted to ask more questions just regarding the story as a whole. I hope I’m not asking any spoiler esque questions

How did the story come to be? Was it an idea that you’ve had for a while or something that happened out of the blew?

Since MC is a witch, do you have a specific type of witch in mind? Is it giving vampire diaries type witch? Or the MCU type of witchcraft? Or maybe Bayonetta umbra type of witches? Or a different variant entirely?

Since this is technically a 2nd POV/reader type of fic, however do you still have or have headcannoned a date of birth for MC? Or a zodiac or MBTI?

(I really hope I’m not asking a spoiler type of question) I just realized that the story starts off with Vergil catching MC pleasuring herself which indicates he took the initiative to be the one to go to her home and get her, I didn’t really think about until now but does that imply that he may have been interested in her before everything between them started?

Not to mention, the beginning of the story also starts with MC familiar with everyone. Was she part of the events from DMC5? Did she meet V and converse with him?

In the latest chapter Vergil recites a poem to MC. Were there other poems you had considered before finalizing on the one you chose?

omg im excited for this

1: i had the idea for a long time but i couldn't necessarily pinpoint where and how i wanted it to go, and to be honest it was only going to be some porn with barely any plot type of fic and the first chapter was and is still a part of the OG plot i had. chapter one really was just the setup and intro, then afterwards i decided to completely change it to the idea i have now. Snakes and Ladders wasn't even Snakes and Ladders either, it had a different name no one probably remembers because it was up for a bit before i completely changed it and the summary to how it is now. like MC was never going to as important as she is to the plot behind her and Vergil's relationship like she is now, and i decided to just say fuck it let me write this fic the way i want and now we have this.

2: yes, in fact, the witch abilities i've taken inspiration from is witches like Bonnie Bennett and that bloodline in TVD, as well i've taken inspiration from AHS Coven too. i do know Kamiya has gone on record to say DMC and Bayonetta are connected universes, but that's only his version of DMC... which only exists for DMC1 sadly so we don't really know how witches would be in the DMC universe we have now so i'm using what liberties i can and hoping they still make sense and fit.

3: you know i've never thought about this. but if i had to headcanon her birthday for her i'd say she was born anywhere between October 23rd and November 21st, making her a Scorpio. as for an MBTI... ESFP. i base her off of a few different fictional characters but one in particular if y'all can guess who it is teehee.

4: it's not spoilery, but i will say though he's not outright said it really other than "finding her attractive", Vergil finds MC very beautiful and is the reason why he stares so much. corny whatever, but i like the idea of just him being so enamored by beauty he just stares and forgets to speak LMAOOO. though i will say in this next chapter we get a bit of Vergil's insight and him being more honest and open with her about specific topics.

5: MC was not a part of the events of DMC5. all she knows is retellings from Nico and never met V (but that'd be so interesting omg). Vergil and Dante have been in Hell for a month or so by the time Nero and MC meet, then we go from there seeing Nero's got his on extension of Devil May Cry as a shop, so i feel like he can call the shots on who he'd want to hire.

6: there were a few that i literally scoured the internet for before i found the one Vergil recites. the full length of it is even better when you realize what and who it's about. so, here's the link for y'all if you wanna read it for yourself:

but thank you so much for these questions omg i loved answering these! anyone pls send more if you're curious ❣️

[kiefbowl]

how do i get over a guy who chose someone else over me, after telling me i was the only woman he could even think about? i know rationally that it's insane to be hung up on someone who clearly is not interested and also lied to me, but im unfortunately a certified yearner and have a very hard time letting go in situations like this. hoping for some practical advice to get my head to stop lingering in places where it's not loved in return

First step, stop calling yourself insane. Stop being self-deprecating. Stop expecting yourself to not be human. You're trying to shame yourself out of having feelings, just any feelings. I can tell by the way you've typed this you feel deeply embarrassed to have uncomfortable feelings, and you're anxious about how other people perceive you when you show those feelings. Can't do that, because those feelings have to be felt and there is NO REASON to be ashamed about having completely expectant feelings, and when you don't let yourself feel things, you do weird shit later.

Second step, get out of the house with other people. Or, go to other people's houses. OR, stay home but invite people over. The point is you have to start getting distracted instead of spending only your time being introspective to try to unfeel feelings. Go to the movies and feel your feelings there. Go to brunch and feel your feelings there. Go to the park and play frisbee golf and feel your feelings there. Your brain will be actively working on other thoughts while your body can feel your feelings, and it's like multi-tasking.

Third step, talk about your feelings. Just tell your friends what you're going through, tell them how you've been feeling. It can be scary, but I'll give you some jump offs:

"It makes me nervous to admit this, but I've actually been feeling a little obsessed over [blah blah]. I feel like I think about him constantly, because he really hurt me. I wish I didn't think about him this much. I really need help."

or you can try this

"What did you guys think of [blah blah]? I don't know if you guys have noticed but I'm actually pretty sad about what happened between us. I've been keeping it to myself but I'd like to talk about it."

or you can try this

"I'll be honest, I feel like I'm really hung up on [blah blah]. It would really help me to get some of my feelings out right now, but then after that I would appreciate it if we didn't talk about him much."

This is all to say: You are a normal person who is experiencing heartbreak. You are not a "certified yearner," that is something you made up for yourself because you feel shame. You don't need to feel shame! Yearning, heartbreak, love, and feelings are all normal and everyone around you experiences these things. Your feelings do not dictate your actions, and it's your actions that are the judge of you. But if you don't let yourself feel your feelings and find that pride within yourself, your feelings can become extreme and difficult to manage. So give yourself a break and allow yourself to be heartbroken! Why would you be immune, you're just as human as everyone else. Give yourself a break.

Secret fourth step: pursue pleasure

[roxyteal]

"What does everyone think about Joe 5?"

Well-Made_Account🧤 (@BILLYLĖ) I believe he has spoken to me exactly once. Quote, "Watch where you're going, dipshit". Apparently, he was the one riding that cool motorcycle. That was a long time ago, however. I doubt he remembers.

MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDLĖ) ummm i think he works for baldina? if she lets me teach marine bio, im sure ill finally meet him!!

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) There's more than one Joe?! Why am I only learning about this now?! Is he a new resident? No?! A few years?! Oh gosh, I'm so embarrassed, I'm sorry.

Dave🪛 (@DAVE_1) Ah, yes. The fifth Joe. The only of his game type to refuse merging. His counterpart, Joey, cares about him quite a lot, despite everything that's happened as a result. … I empathize.

Viktor🎭 (@VSTROBOVSKI) I think the strangest thing is that he's sober. And he didn't even get clean here, but back in whoever's computer he was originally in. How is that possible? The world needs to know. (The world is me. I need to know.)

Gonzalo⚓ (@CAPTGONZALO) That poor kid lacked direction, honestly. I'm just glad he found a reason to keep going. What do you mean by that? That a salty sea captain away from the land 90% of the time can't keep up with current events? Oh, you're sorely mistaken.

Mohs_10!💠 (@DM_82) yeah, he's the headmistress' assistant i've seen him a few times but never talked to him he kinda looks like a rock star, it's in the hair :)

Time4Plus!📋 (@PLUSBALDI) From what I know about Joes, he seems pretty non-standard! Not that it bothers me, of course, considering what I'm like, ha ha! I wonder what he's all about. I'd love to meet him!

ALEX.CS🥀 (@ALEX) Like all Joes, he's not particularly powerful. He'd be more of a meal than an asset. But at this point, I can't afford to be picky about the menu.

DerivativeHellion🌶️ (@Â̶͎L̵̗͑D̴̲͒Ū̷Ṛ̵̎R̴̯͠A̸̙̐) He's a bit fidgety, to be honest Like he's constantly in fight-or-flight mode Oh shit wait maybe it's because it's me Yeah that's right I remember now Apparently Alex broke his arm once, that shithead

[1996harvest]

nottemdude brainrot....

under 18 dni // nsfw rambles ahead // dont like? block me

tagging just for reach since i have no mutuals yet,,, (i'll stop tagging after a few posts i proomiisseee)

this is a tamer post that covers a lot of non-nsfw headcanons as well but expect my posts to get a bit... heh.... 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 as i continue posting LMFAO

ugh all day today i could NOT stop thinking about dude & nottem. just imagining dude bending nottem over a table and making nottem take him raw, causing nottem to leave scratches in the wood <3 nottem wouldn't be very vocal, letting out totally-super-manly grunts unlike dude who i'd imagine is very comically vocal purely to piss off the neighbors

realistically dude is not that good of a performer, but a guy can daydream, right?

also, in the game (and the comics, for those who didnt know they exitsed) nottem is shown to be some big manly man (see: that frame in SUBSCRIBE OR DIE where he's... shirtless... for some reason????) but im of the opinion that hes a big sissy when it comes to dude. i like the headcanon that he became a mass murderer because of dude, and that hes actually just a big dude fanboy lol :P nottem being such a big fan would freak the fuck out of dude at first, but he'd probably stop caring after like, an hour of this emo freak following him around and begging for attention like a sad puppy.

so, obviously, since he's just such a big fan of dude, he would love to serve! i'd imagine him being at dude's beck and call for whatever... always on his hands and knees ready to serve (even at inopportune times or places) (scratch that, ESPECIALLY at inopportune times and places. dude's probably into some weird shit like that) i dont know whether he'd be more into praise or degrading, probably a mix of both depending on the day.

when they first meet, dude would be his friend at first, but both men being abhorrently touch starved it would go from "friends" to "friends with benefits" pretty quickly. they'd call each other boyfriends if nottem wasn't so internally homophobic, he'd probably say some shit like "dude is the only guy im gay for, so im basically not gay at all" but is also the same type of guy to be REALLY grossed out if a woman after flirted with him. dude would probably use that fact to tease nottem, forcing nottem say he's gay while fucking into him like a rabid animal or calling him things like "my girl" and other feminine nicknames to get him worked up.

(alternatively instead of being an asshole, he just calls nottem fem nicknames because nottem likes them better than masculine ones, for whatever reason that may be! whether its a gender thing or just something he enjoys :-)~

i really want to write a fanfiction about them but recently whenever i write smut, i really hate how it comes out... but ill be honest these two have been stuck in my mind for the entire day!

if anyone has any other nottemdude scenarios (fluff, smut, angst... mix of all three, i dont care!) feel free to leave them in my inbox (wink wink nudge nudge)

also guh this is my first post on this account so im a bit shy :pleading_emoji: but i'll probably get more graphic and writer-esque as i get used to this or as people leave feedback!

i'll try not to spam the tags toooo much lol just tagging for reach since im new and i need mutuals :broken_heart:

[iamtheoutsideworld]

So errmmm apparently Neil is a Zionist which I'm being honest when I say this. I don't pay attention to actors or actresses or ppl that are part of development teams unless it's something I'm super fixated on. Like cyberpunk and cowboy bebop and naruto shit like that. So i didn't know that the Neil dude was a Zionist I didn't even know his name until a couple days ago cause ppl were talking about him saying something about Ai.

So I started reading on the comparison of tlou and Israel conflict and idk it kinda grosses me out that a story about revenge and change and identity , had something to do with "Israel vs Palestine" tbh . (Yes I'm gonna sound uneducated) but I didn't know shit about why Israel and Palestine were constantly going at it but it seems like Israel are just being blood thirsty bullies. (I really only started hearing about it just recently ) but yeah I'm ngl I'm kinda confused why was that the "inspiration"

I understand not Neil is the only person helping out when making the story but he was the back bone of it all. And idk I feel so weirded out lol. I didn't get a hint of Israel politics (prob cause I don't know shit about it ) but there's political stuff in everything and everywhere but yeah I'm so confused but then again he's a Zionist so ig it makes sense it's in his work. .. damn idk if I want part 3 anymore lol

So I just read the article I see the perspectives a lot. And I said this while I was playing thru the game but them explicitly letting the audience know Dina is Jewish was a choice. And most times when something explicitly says "this person is Jewish" idk it's usually for some weird reason. The article talks about "Jewish ppl surviving" and idk (dude bare with me it's 2am and I sped run thru the article I know I'm not writing a essay) some other stuff like they talk "oh this is an issue" but don't talk about a relative solution of the problems "the cycle of revenge" but why is revenge so powerful.

In the article Neil says something about "universal hate" and i genuinely don't think that exists I GENUINELY don't believe that. It takes zero effort to love and care for someone but to hate someone b/c "hate is universal" .. sounds a bit white supremest im ngl. B/c if someone justifies enslaving another person because of their skin color or b/c of their religion.. or being different in general .. u sound insane. So yes Tlou2 has Israel and Palestine propaganda. Ngl I hate those type of fans that just deny everything just b/c it's not explicitly said. There's a ton of evidence to back up the claims in the first place. AND AGAIN U CAN LIKE SOMETHING BUT ALSO GIVE CRITICISM ON SAID MEDIA . U DONT HAVE TO BLINDLY LIKE SOMETHING(but honestly most ppl wait for some random white dude to say the same fucking thing then somehow everyone starts agreeing lol) after finding that out tho it kinda makes my tummy feel icky inside. If Ellie and Abby were two white dudes I wonder if I'd have enjoyed the story as much lul

The article "not so hidden Israel politics of tlou2" from vice

I feel like I still have more to say about the game but this is it for now. And do not come at me sideways about this fucking game I will block u idc I hate annoying fanboys that dickride everything and hate different perspectives

[autisticempathydaemon]

your match up game looks so fun ‼️‼️‼️‼️ i wanna try it out hehe (rambling ahead)

1. beast of blood by malice mizer :3 i honestly don't have a reason other than it being chaotic enough that it fills up empty noise in my brain lol

2. 5w6 !!

3. ohh i LOVE youtube essays/analyses whether i'm fully listening or have em as background noise, i love horror youtube deep dives, particularly about analog/digital horror series and that one creepypasta iceberg hehe

4. i don't think i've ever had one ? to be honest i don't think i ever thought abt it until i saw it in like . cartoons n shit , never rlly knew about the concept of imaginary friends as a kid 😭

5. recently i use redacted sleep aid audios but most of the time i just . stay awake until my brain shuts down 🤞

6. honestly? i never thought abt this . but the first thing that came into my mind was veronica (idk either!!) though if i genuinely wanted to change my name i'd want it to be gender neutral, and tbh i doubt i'd have any important meaning behind it i'd just pick whatevr sounds nice

7. guy's sleep audio !!!! i joke about wanting guy angst a lot but to be real . this audio of his is so vulnerable .. like before that we only saw him being a goof and stuff yaknow . . idk that one forreals hit different 4 me

8. as much as i love every character, i do not understand why gavin is the most popular😭 don't get me wrong , love him, maybe it's because i haven't listened to the fl series but i do not get the hype💔

9. i don't know all the words per se but i would have to say mean girls . . as problematic as that movie is now its iconic and i love it and i need to rewatch it BAD .

10. damien tbh . haven't gotten to his other audios but i think i would want 2 be besties w him i relate 2 him a good amount (he also seems like the type id be intimidated into doing well in school for)

11. to be real i wld not be able to ramble if im tired LOL i think i'd be more quiet bcz i have a hard time sleeping to begin with

12. tbh just a soda (coca cola bcz i am basic) i go to convenience stores n stuff after school so im only there to pick up something quick before i go home so im in and im out 🔥🔥

13. the 2007 sweeney todd soundtrack 🤞 i cannawt find the movie ANYWHERE and its nostalgic to me so listening to the songs is the closest i'll get to scratch the itch in my brain

14. fnaf tbh EHWHEHW i've been into fnaf ever since i was a kid and it's stuck with me because it's what got me into horror n stuff  🫶

15. i'm a saggitarius, my mbti is INTP, i love horror and fashion, despite wearing a lot of darker alt fashion, my favorite color is pink (my phone case is decorated to the gods its very ridiculous) i like doing my own nails (funnily enough in bright colors) , i think i relate to honey the most in terms of personality, and i like to analyze most of the media im into!!

So part of my thought process is based on your personality types, the Troubleshooter and the Logician. However, I have to admit a bigger part of my reasoning is I think Asher would love your fashion sense and would contrast you so cutely.

Like, on a deep, core level, your personality types give me the impression of someone who’s thoughtful and analytical and capable of solving problems. Those are good traits for a beta’s mate, especially when Asher can have more social, impulsive tendencies. On a funsies level, I imagine Asher dresses like your typical So Cal dude, kinda surfer chic, and he loves your style and what an odd pair you make. Like, on all levels but especially physical, you are the embodiment of the black cat/golden retriever couple.

Asher loves everything about you, so many things about you he finds it hard to pick a favorite. He loves the contrast between your dark clothes and your bright nails, loves asking you to paint his while you’re at it so y’all can match. He loves watching FNAF theories with you, because he was definitely a FNAF teenager. He even loves watching scary movies with you though he’s terrible with them. (Asher’s the type that loves the adrenaline rush while it’s playing but regrets it once it’s time to lock up the house.)

Song:

In the car, I just can't wait/ To pick you up on our very first date/ Is it cool if I hold your hand?/ Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?/ Do you like my stupid hair?/ Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?/ I'm just scared of what you think/ You make me nervous so I really can't eat/ Let's go/ Don't wait/ This night's almost over

Given we canonically know Asher to be a FOB fanboy, it’s hardly a leap to assume he’s a Blink fan, especially this song. I think this particular track is not only fun and nostalgic to him but captures his energy and vibes, how he felt when he first fell in love with you. It’s also catchy as hell, so you know he’s singing this at you full-volume all the time.

Runner-ups:

Anytime someone says they’re a horror fan, I’ve got to put Guy in their big three; one of my top headcanons is that he writes some gripping horror and loves it as a genre. (I also think he loves FNAF lore and finds it so fun, though he was not impressed by the movie.) I also love Lasko for you because I think he admires your bold, authentic fashion choices and finds them inspirational.

Read this post and send me an ask if you’d like a match-up of your own! 💌

[adetolasblog]

Sapphire Hopes

Chapter 1

An OC story

Note: I hopped on the bandwagon of black magical girls with PPIDWBAMG. Lantern corps were always magical girl core to me anyways, so why not merge the two?

LOOSELY based on the comics. I haven't read them in a while...

Trigger warnings: sparkles, frills, bows and a whole lot of magical girl speak.

Mostly dialogue

All characters besides my oc belong to DC comics.

Horribly ooc

"So, you're saying with this ring i can fly and create constructs?"

"yep"

"and its powered by hope?"

"Mh-hm"

"And im now a space cop?"

"Something like that"

"But i need a green ring to supercharge it and unlock all its features like using a paid app for free, where you can technically do stuff on it, but its basically useless unless you pay for it?"

".... Pretty much"

"This is just like a magical girl anime. Can i name myself? I'd like to be called 'Cure Hope'!"

"Nope, sorry, you can't do that. You're a blue lantern. That's it."

"Bummer"

"you're taking this surprisingly well."

"Yeah, well, I dont think my brain has completely registered all this as real yet."

"Its alot to take in. I get it."

"Can I ask you something?"

"You just did."

"Oh, haha. No, but seriously. Why are you teaching me about blue lanterns when you're a green lantern?"

"Because I'm the only human so far who has been a blue lantern."

"Oh. How do they choose who to... Y'know."

"They stalk you for a while, test you to see your hope level. You apparently passed with flying colours since you have a ring now."

"So why couldn't my stalkers come teach me this stuff. No offense."

"None taken. I would be confused too. To be honest, I don't exactly know."

"So I'm a superhero now?"

"If you want to be."

BEEP BEEP BEEP

"Oh, shoot! I have a lecture in 10 minutes! Im gonna be late! I have to go now, Thanks Mr. Rayner! See you whenever!"

Ireti said hurriedly, dropping some notes on the table and dashing out of the cafe. She was so glad they were on campus and near where her next lecture was located. Metropolis City University was unnecessarily huge for no reason. It took forever to get from one place to another.

She made it to the lecture hall just on time, before her professor came in. She plopped down in her seat, opened up her laptop and prepared for class. Eventually her professor came in and began teaching, but her mind was elsewhere. It seemed to be finally sinking in. She was specifically chosen by aliens to be a space cop and had a free trial-type ring that only unlocked full power when a green lantern was in the vicinity.

She sighed, examining the details of the ring. It was pretty, she had to give it that. Though, she looked better in warmer colours. Was she gonna be a washed out looking superhero/space cop?!

She was about an hour into the lecture, taking as many notes as she could when she felt a buzzing sensation. At first she thought it was her phone that she was holding, but after dropping her phone, she realized.

It was the ring.

She excused herself from the class and made her way to the restrooms where she locked herself in a stall

"Now," she wondered. "How do I answer?"

She tried pressing it, prodding it poking it, but to no avail. Nothing happened. This was getting frustrating. She sighed angrily as she tried to get the buzzing st stop. Finally it stopped and a holographic image shone from it.

"Do you usually take so long to pick up your calls?"

"Sorry, Mr. Rayner, I didn't know how to pick up. I don't even know what I did.."

"Nevermind that, we have a mission. The perfect opportunity to learn to use your powers. Meet me at the park."

He hung up before she could say anything in reply. She heaved another sigh. Now she had to get to the park? She wasn't liking this hero work, and she hadn't even started yet.

[carpedzem]

questionnaire results that i didnt forget about at all

im okay so i forgot and then forgot again a few times. ANYWAY. enjoy the results!!

i cant post every written answer, so heres my favourite :)

whats your favourite animal, be as specific as possible

Peregrine Falcon

domestic cat! specifically MY cats but any cat will do

your mom

Black bear. One tried to walk into my house recently and he was really cute but I had to tell him no :( (ARE YOU OK?)

Dumbo octopus

fancy rats

honestly i’ve always been too scared to settle on one animal as a favorite, because it feels like a question with no satisfying answer. like if i had to be honest it’s probably dogs? because i’ve grown up around them, they’re an animal i like beyond just aesthetic purposes. but when you hear this sort of question, you wonder if the asker wants to hear about something exotic, some random interest that caught the interviewees eye at a young age and never left their conscious. anyways i think it’s probably house cats

rainbow trout, luzon-bleeding hearts, and horses.. dogs too

emperor penguin

any type of liddol snake. I love them so

sea sheep

Long eared Jerboa

(most people chose cat)

george (42,5%)

second place with also a lot of votes (37%)

sapnap (45,7%)

dream (44,1%)

this is my favourite question and i cant believe i misspelled it

you can put two of your mutuals against each other in a fight. who do you chose

i can’t answer this they all hate one another it’s too real. bellaya (bellaya was the most popular answer)

Lost and Kiuda. There can only be one (one of what)

Can I just give loyal a nice spa day? I'd like to give loyal a nice spa day

violence is never the answer

🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

i would fight them all myself obviously

I fear that no matter who I put here they'd just give up and make out instead

I only have two moots I joined tumblr a day ago help (i wonder how this person likes it here so far)

Nunki "demonstars" vs Nov "sueñitos" for La Velada 2024

no fighting…. sharika shakira

Gogciety v powergnf battle of the golos

im giving you a gun with only one bullet. what do you do (vent section) (while a lot of answers made me laugh a lot im gonna skip ones that can get us in trouble LMAO. but remember you made ME laugh)

Listen would killing q give us usmp back? No. Would it make me feel SO MUCH BETTER??????? YES!!!!!! (i mean obv q took like half of the shots. the other popular answer was just lining everyone)

I give it to Sapnap. He has made it clear he will kill for Dream god bless

am i given a time machine? can i shoot someone already dead? does it have to be someone reasonably killable? the answer to these questions is irrelevant because no matter what i want it to be steve jobs.

shoot at internet cable

going to british land and the first dumbass cc i see gets it

use it to open a jar because my hands are very weak and im too embarrassed to ask anyone else to open it for me

only one :(?

Lay it carefully on the ground.

hand it to George he could judge more fairly than I (and hope he doesn't shoot Sapnap)

i send the gun and bullet to the dteam house as a secret gift with a note explaining that it's for sapnap and george only, and a letter stating to pass extras to the rest of the munchy squd. if we all donate our weapons to them, they'll be able to shoot all of dream's haters. the only obstacle is dream himself, which is why he can't know what's in the box.

Give it to gnf&sapnap and watch them fight over it

(IM SORRY I FORGOR....)

top drolo 2023 - ones i forgot about

punz

hannah

puffy

bbh

squidkid

Radio statio guy

SYLVEEYYYY

illumina

me. sorryyr i dont mean that

you (im soo not BUT THANK YOU)

I think all munchies deserve this spot, theyre all the best drolos :(( i love them

powergpu guy (jesse)

george deserves it tbh for slut smp (that is true, but i excluded snf bc i was afraid they will sweep...)

shadoune

LARRAY

Lil nas X

THATS ALL. thank you everyone who took part in this AND ONCE AGAIN IM SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT IT.... ill be better next time o7

[stoatland]

I DONT KNOW HOW I WENT THIS LONG WITHOUT LOOKING INTO THIS GAME like. its so. its got so much neat meta stuff that scratches my brain the true lab is such a good horror-type segment that i love so much and scared me so bad fucking PAPYRUS EXISTS im never going to be the same oh miku above

REALLL I remember avoiding UT for like. A few months to a year as a kid?? because. alright. I saw Youtube thumbnails of it but *only* the True Lab and so I got into my head that Undertale was some kind of horror game. And it's weird because even as a kid I loved horror but for some reason the True Lab was so scary to me that I was driven off from it for ages until one day I just decided that I wanted to be brave. and that shit changed the trajectory of my life forever /DRA but Undertale did end up being one of my longest hyperfixations I think..... Before I even knew what that Was or that I could Have Them HBFHBDG

also oughghhh Papyrus...... Very glad that you ended up getting attached to him to be honest he's such a good character it took So Long for the fandom to recognize him outside of being Sans' brother he's so incredibly well written

I don't interact much with Undertale AU content anymore (Ironic for someone who has an Undertale Yellow hyperfixation but shhhh) but I'd actually also like to recommend Inverted Fate to you.... I read through the whole thing last year and it is very well written. Papyrus is actually one of the main characters in it and he makes me Very Happy. It's also gonna be wrapping up soon so

Only caveat is that it is. very long. will take a while to get through if you choose to get into it

[smollilbaby]

THOUGHTS

Thoughts? Yes, thats right. I have my thoughts too. I would be lying if i said that i dont overthink or maybe thinking about something that i prolly shouldnt have. We're both humans and we're all have feelings too.

Things have been going great for us, even tho we did argue at times, but thats love. You know baby, im happy. Im truly am. But do you ever, sometimes just stare into space, thinking about anything or everything that is going on in your life? Cause baby i do. Im not sure what or why, but right now, im thinking. Im literally thinking about everything. Im thinking about life, you and myself. I dont know why but im scared. Im scared of what the future might bring me into. Im scared of losing you and im even more scared of losing myself. Is that normal? or am i missing you too much that i think a lot ? or im just exaggerating?

But i know for sure, im scared of losing you. You know, the past years, whenever i feel happy, theres always something that is going to hit me with sadness, i just dont know why but with you, it felt different. Before this, i was afraid to be happy cause eventually its going to be sad or even angry for that particular day that im happy. But with you, everything seems to be in places. My happy days stays as happy days and its just miracle how you made it.

My point being is, I barely feels the fear of losing you. Its like im confident that you're mine to hold forever no matter what happens. Its not that im not afraid of losing you, its just that you gave me the reason not to overthink about my fear. I dont know how u did it, but i really feel that way, to be honest.

Am i too confident or im just avoiding myself to feel that fear? Or am i genuinely in love with you thats the chances of losing you is super low cause we love with each other?

Even when im confident, deep down in my heart, my fear of losing you grows. As much as my love grows for you, my fear of losing you grows too. I may not say it or show that im scared, but deep down, i know that im scared. People do change, even feelings too. I dont know what you feel inside, but i hope you feels the same way like i do. I could only hope, but truly, i wouldnt know and that makes me scared sometimes.

Probably its just another day of nonsensical thoughts of mine running through my mind. Is it because i miss you too much? I love you too much? Sayang, i know you love me on my good days, but please love me on my bad days as well. Im scared. Im scared of losing you. Just the thoughts of it breaks my heart. I could never imagine my life without you. You've been everything to me and always has been. Iloveyousomuch that i need you forever ᡣ𐭩

Are you happy being with me? Is my love enough for you to keep us strong? Are you going to give up on me when you're tired? My thoughts at times. Maybe i need assurance. Or maybe i need to close my eyes and sleep. Just maybe.

Sayang, you need to know that iloveyou ᡣ𐭩 Iloveyousomuch that my thoughts is crazy sometimes. You showered me with loads of loves, you pampered me like a baby and i know you loves me, i could feel it, truly. Are you scared of losing me? Do i deserve you? Do u ever feel like leaving me?

The more i type these, the more thoughts is coming along..

As for me, im not sure what are your thoughts are when u overthinks, but heres a little something for you.

My precious baby, 1 important thing that you need to know is that I would never leave you and i would never cheat on you. I can really assure you that, i promise. I am totally in love with you. Theres no other girls that deserve a special place in my heart other than you, sayang ᡣ𐭩 Im treasuring every moments with you. I've learned from my past mistakes and im never leaving you go. You're mine to hold, now and forever. You may be a pain in the ass sometimes but i will never get tired of you. I'd love to see your face when we videocalls, your voices and ofcourse your smiles. At the end of the day, you're the girl that i've been dreaming of and i've got you and im thankful for that. With you in my life, im truly happy. You colours my life and you made me the happiest. I know how to be happy and to love because of you. You deserve every bits of me and mylove, you're worth it. I couldnt ask for more, you're more than enough for me and for yourself ᡣ𐭩ᡣ𐭩

Thank you for everything you've done for me and for us ᡣ𐭩 I really appreciates you and baby, iloveyousomuch! ᡣ𐭩ᡣ𐭩

[quiverpaw]

going to answer all of these for fun

👴 : fav elder? i really really like elder sandstorm! i'm sorry, i just didn't care for her bully personality sandpaw or sadly stereotypical momish sandstorm

❓️ : fav total background character (im not talking minor characters like say. whitewing or moonlight, i mean cats with like...3 lines tops)

oh, absolutely toadstep. undoubtably, he's my profile picture (as of typing). he's birchfall's friend and he so desperately wants to make friends with the other clans but is too much of a code stickler

📖 : fav comic page from any of the mangas and why

this one cuz like. what a fucking liar

👶 : how old were you when you first touched a warriors book? howd it happen

i very explictly remember finding wings of fire first because i've always loved dragons, and my mom randomly picked it up on a shelf! im pretty sure i was watching youtube vids of wof (think frozen gem :)) and i got warrior cats recommended to me. so i'd say, about 7 i read my first warriors book.

💢 : what scene made you the most irrationally angry upon first reading

two scenes come to mind, one serious and another not so much so:

-sandstorm's rampant ableist moment in starclan from squirrelflight's hope. like, what the fuck!!

-flipclaw having a crush on flywhisker. i thought it was almost cute until i fucking remembered they're nephew and aunt!!!

💧 : how many times have you cried over this wretched book series? any favorite memories

i've never once cried to a book series, but i pretty explictly remember being sad when i thought shadowsight died

💋 : is there any ships out there you absolutely hate for genuinely no good reason at all. like its not problematic in the slightest, if anything it's one of the better ones, you jusr cannot bring yourself to enjoy it

a lot actually: blueyellow, talljake, ravenbarley, and i don't care for leopardsasha but i don't hate it

🐾 : have you ever named a cat after a warriors character OR given a cat a warriors styled name? if so, tell us the story

i've had two cats only, both sphynxes which i never gave warrior names, but my grandpa owns a snowshoe-ish moggy. If i remember correctly, i named him Minkwhisker!

1️��� : was warriors your first animal based fantasy series? if not, what series was?

wings of fire, and before that 'technically' upside down magic. im glad wc wasn't my first fandom, wof's fanbase is much more tame and children-catered i think...

👑 : when roleplaying (if you ever have roleplayed warrior cats), did you used to power play? be honest.

yeah. yeah i did. i remember a oc of mine having mindreading and animus powers, like the ones from wof. her name was jaystorm and don't you worry she's normaler now

🗺 : first map you ever watched?

hell i don't know!! but it was probably either a sadness runs through him, ready as i'll ever be, or ashscourge supernatural

🖼 : first amv/pmv you ever watched?

i don't know!!!!!! i used to watch animashes of ivypool and hawkfrost

🖌 : when did you make your first warriors oc? (if you say you've never had OCs, i dont believe you)

i was erk, 8 maybe 9. i had a story with season-based clans and a prophecy cat from each clan, leafheart, scorchheart, hailstorm, and paradiseheart. i eventually renamed them all to aldersprout scorchblaze hailstorm and bloomheart, but like...

📝 : if commanded to, without warning, approximately how many paragraphs could you write about your favorite warrior cat before you ran out of things to say

three. tigerheart's not really that special. however, dovewing i could talk about for ages...

💔 : have you ever lost friends over warriors related topics?

yeah, probably. i think it's more so to do with me being a big tigerdove fan and that earning a block moreso then a argument?

🌈 : what's the most 2010s wcforum era esque fandom opinion you still hold onto and will fight people over (things like scourges collar color, dovewings eye color, etc)

dovewings eyes are gold, scourge's collar is red, brambleclaw should have run away in the last hope

🆕️ : are you still up to date / reading the new books? if not, when did you stop?

entirely up to date aside from a few super editions i don't care about

📱 : were you ever on warriors amino? (if you were, i'm terribly sorry)

mhm its where i started in the warriors fandom. i was 9 and severely underaged, if i could turn back time i'd save myself!!!

🏠 : about how much do your family know about warrior cats, if anything?

a LOT. i show my dad maps sometimes and he bought me a warrior cats sweater.

🎶 : give me a song you're surprised you haven't seen turned into a warriors pmv yet - and what character(s) you imagine it to

trees- mccafferty to breezepelt

🎥 : fav warriors related youtuber?

used to be tennelleflowers but now i'd say brightguardianakira or gumiwyrms

❎️ : what's the weirdest crossover au involving warrior cats that you've made? (if you haven't made any, then what's the weirdest one you've seen?)

warrior cats x guardians of ga'hoole

🗳 : if you could make any cat leader of any clan right now, who would you pick?

i want whitewing to lead thunderclan, cloverfoot to lead shadowclan, nightcloud to lead windclan, icewing to lead riverclan, and literally anyone but hawkwing or leafstar to lead skyclan

🌟 : would you hypothetically go to starclan or the dark forest?

i'd probably end up as a border guardian

🤔 : what's the biggest series plothole that's bugged you?

cinderheart having different reincarnation rules then jayfeather, lionblaze and dovewing despite existing at the same time

😱 : how many people have you blocked over innocuous, not at all important warriors related takes?

i block tigerdove haters sometimes 😭😭 its not personal

☯️ : what dynamic between two cats has got you up at night pacing for hours? (romantic, platonic, familial, etc)

leafpool and her children familial, heathertail and lionblaze romantic, squirrelflight and brambleclaw in some weird toxic romantic way

🌫 : what's a cat you genuinely forgot existed until recently?

who's harestar

fuck it. warriors ask game except the questions are all weird and niche as hell

👴 : fav elder?

❓️ : fav total background character (im not talking minor characters like say. whitewing or moonlight, i mean cats with like...3 lines tops)

📖 : fav comic page from any of the mangas and why

👶 : how old were you when you first touched a warriors book? howd it happen

💢 : what scene made you the most irrationally angry upon first reading

💧 : how many times have you cried over this wretched book series? any favorite memories

💋 : is there any ships out there you absolutely hate for genuinely no good reason at all. like its not problematic in the slightest, if anything it's one of the better ones, you jusr cannot bring yourself to enjoy it

🐾 : have you ever named a cat after a warriors character OR given a cat a warriors styled name? if so, tell us the story

1️⃣ : was warriors your first animal based fantasy series? if not, what series was?

👑 : when roleplaying (if you ever have roleplayed warrior cats), did you used to power play? be honest.

🗺 : first map you ever watched?

🖼 : first amv/pmv you ever watched?

🖌 : when did you make your first warriors oc? (if you say you've never had OCs, i dont believe you)

📝 : if commanded to, without warning, approximately how many paragraphs could you write about your favorite warrior cat before you ran out of things to say

💔 : have you ever lost friends over warriors related topics?

🌈 : what's the most 2010s wcforum era esque fandom opinion you still hold onto and will fight people over (things like scourges collar color, dovewings eye color, etc)

🆕️ : are you still up to date / reading the new books? if not, when did you stop?

📱 : were you ever on warriors amino? (if you were, i'm terribly sorry)

🏠 : about how much do your family know about warrior cats, if anything?

🎶 : give me a song you're surprised you haven't seen turned into a warriors pmv yet - and what character(s) you imagine it to

🎥 : fav warriors related youtuber?

❎️ : what's the weirdest crossover au involving warrior cats that you've made? (if you haven't made any, then what's the weirdest one you've seen?)

🗳 : if you could make any cat leader of any clan right now, who would you pick?

🌟 : would you hypothetically go to starclan or the dark forest?

🤔 : what's the biggest series plothole that's bugged you?

😱 : how many people have you blocked over innocuous, not at all important warriors related takes?

☯️ : what dynamic between two cats has got you up at night pacing for hours? (romantic, platonic, familial, etc)

🌫 : what's a cat you genuinely forgot existed until recently?

[nemjun]

please tell me every detail of u and tsukasa because I am beyond obsessed with you two

would you believe I had 2 whole ass paragraphs written when i switched tabs and lost it all??? this is hell, tumblr is hell.

annyways YES OK SELFSHIP SATURDAY LETS GO, UNDER A CUT BC IM SHY AND IM GONNA BE RAMBLY. TLDR, summed up as Me and the Bad Bitch I pulled by Being Autistic

I GOTTA BE HONEST, tsukasa was not it for me when i first started the series, but i was also busy chewing furiously on senku bc he's Neat. but I was sunk after we found out about Mirai he loves her SO MUCH. big stronk man good with children is an instant K.O., i was smitten so quick.

Dr Stone is actually the first series i ever Blatently self inserted into! it was a really good fit and I felt that i could just, genuinely suit the story setting bc 1) ADHD has blessed me with sprawling random curiosities and an accumulation of trivial but Useful knowledge and 2) I literally studied archaeology for my B.A. and bc I live in Canada most of our archaeologoy is based on the Indigenous population who was still using stone technology when first contact with europeans occurred. random note for anyone who might be parusing, the 'ages of history' such as stone, bronze, and iron, didn't occur across all of civilization unilaterally, and the technology used by people is not an indication of civility or advancement of a social group. Anyways.

My real life plan for after I finished Uni was to go and teach english in asia! This didn't happed for various reasons, but it presents a good opportunity for bending realty into fitting me into the series, ehe. I genuinley think it would be really funny if I got revived by the Tsukasa empire by complete accident, busting outta the stone speaking minimal japanese and being a literal scientist by education - i was put here to cause problems on purpose. Tsukasa and I would absolutely start out as bumping heads, not quiet immediatley but as someone Anti smashing people and pro science it gets hostile fast. Arguments are conducted largely thru translations via Ukyo, who i quickly grow attached to as the only person capable of commincating in fluent english (we also have birthdays close together and I Adore that, we're birthday buddies, v cute stuff) I gotta sidetrack for a second bc as much as I love this series theres SO MUCH STUFF THAT JUST ISNT ADDRESSED AND I GET ITS JUST A MANGA BUT IM A WEIRDO. like, what about the bees??? they were just chill after having simbiotic relationships with humans for thousands of years?? sure y not. k sorry

I do wonder tho, if Tsukasa would see me as a threat to the stability of his Empire. Even with poor communication with the majority of the group, I've got a decent set of leadership skills and a lil bit of charisma, and who wouldn't like me really - esp with all the useful knowledge i can bring to the table (yes im hyping myself but its also true, i know how to do pottery and i've experience with stone tools & the types of stone you can use). I think even if he did, I'd really only get put in time out if I was causing problems, and like Taiju and Yuzuriha I might have someone keeping an eye on me. Thing's between me and Tsukasa start to change when we manage to find common ground, using him to practice japanese and finding out about his sister and his feelings about wealth etc - admittedly this was Not Well convayed in the anime, but when he's beaten up while getting seashells on the beach, the adult is yelling at him bc he doesn't want kids running around and stealing from 'his' beach. And his mom sucks too. I think that's something we could bond over, having lousy times growing up. I think he'd also be sensitive to the fact that I'm so far from Home and all my friends and Family, he's very thoughtful like that.

Man this is already reallly long and i dont feel like I've really said much, but I think when it comes down to it, Tsukasa and I just share a lot of the same values. He's strong and kind and good hearted, and that makes me feel safe. He's just very caretaker coded to me and after thinking about it the last few days, i think thats something I'm really looking for in a partner. I think I also balance him out a little bit, make him look at a bigger picture and slow down to enjoy simpler things. When we start to get along a little bit, I like to think that I'd accompany him on simple outings to forage or something, or maybe I'd be able to drag him away for a little while to show him something Neat, or getting to teach him something. He teaches me how to fight a little bit as well, so that I'm better able to take care of myself.

I think that's all I've got for now, but it's nice to sit and think about it and write it down, maybe I'll do a lil more writing over the next few days :3 OH I ALMOST FORGOT, i did a star chart love compatability thing and what I got to read for free was SO FUNNY like, he's enchanted by my whimsy lmao

[tealeavesandthorns]

🦄 🔥 🖼 🛍

MY EXPERIENCE IN THE ROLEPLAYING COMMUNITY * send me a symbol and i'll tell you... - @kingofthewebxxx

🔥 my hot take about the roleplaying community

Okay, I don't think I actually have any hot takes, I have thoughts here and there.... like I wish people would be more honest about stuff. I wish some of the language was simpler because somethings are really confusing to me (probably a tism thing) - like why 'private' blogs advertise themselves in tags. If it says private I assume it means, completely closed off or like invite only or they don't accept random follows. - If it just means mutuals only I don't understand why you wouldn't use that language.

I have thoughts about shipping too - like I'm probably more sensitive to it because I'm an OC. On the one hand I wish people wouldn't assume that all OC's want to romantically ship, there's a lot of characters I'd just love connections with. I also wish I didn't feel so.... like not bad but like a certain type of way about curating shippy stuff, reblogging shippy stuff, making gifsets for ships I don't even have. - I have a lot of conflict about it because I'm trying not to put people off taking a look at my blog, trying not to make people think that the only reason I want to write with them is for a ship when that is far from the case and chemistry is the absolute most important thing to me. I think I just need to think fuck it and do shit anyway.

🦄 the best thing that's happened to me in roleplay this year

I definitely think coming back to Maria, realising how much I missed and loved her. I think being accepted again and finding new connections, reconnecting with old friends. I think those are the best things.

🖼 my favorite types of characters

I'm not going to lie, I think it depends on what I'm reading/feeling like. I love well rounded characters with depth though, or potential depth and I tend to be really attracted to side characters the most in canon.

In terms of playing characters, I adore sort of grumpy cop characters with a heart of gold, that's why in the past I've played Harvey Bullock, Lestrade, Alfred Pennyworth, a couple of OC's. I quite enjoy soft male characters too which is why I've had a couple of male OC's with a similar character type to Archie Hopper.

As far as female characters go, I tend to go for OC's rather than canon quite a lot. I couldn't tell you why because often in RP it's not about shipping them with someone, it's more about exploring characters. I like softer female characters with a strength in them and a tendancy towards kindness - that's what Maria is, it's what Briar was and Charlie. Even characters who are darker, like my vampire OC with Eva Green FC - have a great strength in them without being villainous or OTT. I've only played one or two canon female characters and one of them I had a horrible experience on (Tauriel from The Hobbit).

I LOVE a good dramatic villain, really hamming it up and making it panto. I love playing a mirror/evil version of Maria because that's exactly how I play her, as cartoonish, hack and hamming it up, but also kind of early 00's sexy.

🛍 the one thing i wish all of my followers knew about me

Oh goodness I'm not sure. Okay, maybe, how crippling awkward I feel all the time. How if I don't contact you, or I rarely IM it's not a reflection of how much I enjoy our threads. I just categorically NEVER want to be a bother to anyone. I get very in my head about how I might be misinterpreted or that I'm bothering people with my mere presence, that I'm too much. That I talk too much. So I just keep myself to myself instead. Even when there's gifs/drabbles/ideas/fun stuff I am DYING to share.

[youpricksneverwalk]

Okay going to take @tellthemeerkatsitsfine's advice and do my own answers.

Btw anyone else who sees this a just wants to answer the questions anyway please do.

Choose four people as fellow contestants (either past contestants or people who haven't been on but you would like to have on with you)

Going with past contestants because it's easier, although it's still not at all easy. I basically got a list of all uk series conestants ( i thought about including NZ Au but there would have been too many), got rid of the ones i was less keen on ( which isnt many). Then also the people i think i'd be too much like etc

And then I realised i might be overthinking it and of that edited list just picked some names, and ended up going with with Nish Kumar,Rose Matafeo, Sophie Duker and Sam Cambell,

Would you rather be on a team of two or three? Who is on your team?

I was going to say team of three because it would be less awkward, but i think a two might be more fun for that reason to the people hypothetically watching, plus in the three I might just get quiet and not feel i was contributing much, which i couldn't as a two so I'll go with that.

And I'd go with Sophie because I think we'd get on and have simillar enough ideas not to frustrate each other, and we both want to do well. Plus I like the idea of rose, sam and nish as a team because you have the contrast of Rose being quietly competitve but also often unsure, and Nish being almost confidently terrible, and the you have Sam being geniuely odd, and not super competitve but just very good anyway because his brain just fits so well with the show.

In general, what are you like as a contestant? Competitive? Here for fun? - what is your dynamic with Greg? Alex? Your other contestants?

I'd try really hard at the tasks and want to do well, (but probably would struggle with a lot of them) and i'd be sort of competitive in that way, but i don't think i'd be any good at agruing for points. I might try it once or twice but if i got pushback id cave very quickly.

Greg i think might enjoy mocking me? and it's hard to know with other contestants because i'm usually pretty quiet and awkward. Alex I think I'd be fine with.

What outfit are you wearing for filmed task days?

I wasn't sure with this one because I've had so many ideas over time but as I'm writing this one idea i had which is probably silly, was to do reference to past contestant costumes, but only the fifth place ones

The other option would be a simple cosplay type thing but it would also have to be practical (sort of like Paul Sinha's whole arthur dent look with the dressing gown, but i can't think of a specific one i could do right now.

What type of filmed task do you do best at? Physical, creative, logic, time-based etc.

Creative tasks if it's the ones you have time to think about, and more straight forward logic stuff where it's just 'do the thing' and I do think there'd be one or two lateral tasks that my brain might Just Get.

What type of filmed task do you do worst at?

Any lateral stuff where i don't think of something straight away. Any task that are very physical or require balance/ coordination. Timed tasks because my sense of time is really bad, and I would panic.

How will you do at prize tasks in general? How do you present them?

Not well. Even watching i often struggle to think what i'd do in them, and if im being very honest what would happen id that end up putting it off because i'd be like oh think of something better if I wait a bit, but leave it too late and just have to go with my first, or last minute thoughts.

I'd probably over explain, and would lose confidence quckly if things weren't going down well.

Live tasks - choose an existing live task that you'd have won, and one you would have lost.

Maybe a random one, but I was rewatching s5 and i think I might have won the make yourself monotone one just because im quite small (4ft 10) and its less about skill than just going for it.

and last honestly i think any throwing stuff based tasks - which there have been a number of, epecially if it involves accuracy as well. Or the recreate this scene one because my memory is shit.

It's the end of the show - where did you place 1st to 5th

3rd or 4th probably.

Taskmaster ask game - you're on Taskmaster

Choose four people as fellow contestants (either past contestants or people who haven't been on but you would like to have on with you)

Would you rather be on a team of two or three? Who is on your team?

In general, what are you like as a contestant? Competitive? Here for fun? - what is your dynamic with Greg? Alex? Your other contestants?

What outfit are you wearing for filmed task days?

What type of filmed task do you do best at? Physical, creative, logic, time-based etc.

What type of filmed task do you do worst at?

How will you do at prize tasks in general? How do you present them?

Choose a previous prize task from the show and say what you'd bring in for it and how you'd describe it.

Live tasks - choose an existing live task that you'd have won, and one you would have lost

It's the end of the show - where did you place 1st to 5th.

[about-faces]

I honestly wouldn't bother watching gotham knights for any reason, i'm caught up but i'm also doing a watch party where we pirate it and we just make up jokes from it. tho you /have/ missed the show making harvey cuck lincoln march (...ok on the real never thought i'd type that out and now im laughing at the absurdity of it) and him going "actually yeah joe chill is right i think he's innocent" because for some??? reason??? joe chill never pulled the trigger and the gunshots came behind him????? to which harv deduces that sounds?? forensically correct??? also stephanie loves her dad???? and he's not abusive?????

this show is slowly melting my brain i swear to god. between 'joe chill is innocent', 'harvey does a cucking' and 'talon is stopped by mahogany doors' i honestly could make a game where i make things up from this show and STILL have all the answers actually be correct.

Normally I would heed this advice, but unfortunately, I am burdened by blorbo compulsions to seek out anything related to Harvey. If I couldn't avoid sitting through the Long Halloween movie, I'm not gonna be able to avoid this. As annoying as I find all the above you mention, I can deal with most it by skimming through the non-Harvey parts.

(That said, I don't know if I'll ever understand why Steph is such a beloved character, but even on principle, WTF? Making Arthur a good dad is so fundamentally against the core of her character. It's like how they made Jesse Custer's dad a religious asshole in the Preacher show, it's just such a wrong choice that completely breaks and betrays the fundamental spirit of the source material)

Also, I'll be honest, I hate the Court of Owls so much for several reasons, so I find the prospect of making them ridiculous to be VERY appealing. Seriously, mahogany is their weakness? That's objectively hilarious. I love that. It's one step closer to my ultimate wish to see the Court revealed to be a bunch of rich, stupid, loser weenies who have only gotten as far as they have on good PR.

But at the end of the day, I need to see it for Harvey. And based on the three episodes I've seen, this isn't even CLOSE to being the worst take on Harvey Dent I've encountered. There's enough here for me to chew on, even if/when it's bad. Like the cucking, sure, okay, we're doing that, okay.

(Note: based on the reactions in the GK tag, I had been misled to initially believe that Harvey fucked Lincoln March's MOM, not his wife. I am very, VERY disappointed that wasn't the case.)

On top of all this, the inclusion of Harvey's dad is too personally relevant to me to avoid. Removing (?) the alcoholism but keeping the mental illness and the fears of inheriting mental illness is a problematic choice, but it sounds potentially closer to what I've needed to see from Harvey's dad than most stories, which just have him as a physically abusive alcoholic. I've needed to write about Christopher Dent for ages, tying in my own personal experiences, and this (likely bad!) use of him is something I'm going to want to take into consideration. I can't NOT see it.

This is my gift curse. This is my curse. It's a double-curse. Which tracks.