#im just tryna code

[sachisei]

Me, tryna hunt for jobs: (procrastinates by coding tumblr pages)

still have to find a neat background for em cards. also, don't mind the color choices on header. it's just a skeleton XD

note: i have far more basic knowledge on html, css and java hah hah please judge harshly im too lazy to do my crash course i need motivation

[celestie0]

need to write a hospital au need to write a hospital au need to write a hospital au need to write a hospital au need to write a hospital au need to write a hospital au need to write a hospital au need to write a hospital au need to write a hospital au need to write a hospital au need to write a hospital au need to write a hospital au need to write a hospital au need to write a hospital au

[astranauticus]

RWD S4E9 SPOILERS

we really do be getting some incredibly fun new lightning flavours from VR-LA these past few episodes huh. anyway black necrotic lightning <3

[coldflasher]

omg everyone GUESS WHAT

so digitals just went up for the con this weekend 👀 for the uninitiated/non con attendees, basically if you get a photo op they print a copy instantly and then a few days later they upload the digital versions so you can have an online version to get reprints done, photoshop, whatever your little nerdy heart desires

anyway when i went to get my photo with brandon on saturday, he asked them to retake the picture because he wasn't smiling properly on it. and usually if they have to do a retake they'll destroy the first one, or whichever one you don't want, which i assume they did with the physical copy.

i never saw the second picture on the day because i was happy with how the first picture turned out so i just took that and assumed they'd destroy/delete the retake, but they just posted the digitals online and they posted them both 👀 so i got a second £50 picture with brandon for free!!

look how cute we are!! im dying

[phdbird]

Born to be normal, forced to backpack across europe

[shinkai-kaiju]

what in the goddamn...?

[mysteriousrainsworld]

how i feel knowing this isn’t real 😔 :

also idk if this was intentional or not but my mind must be officially dirty if i had other thoughts whilst reading these sections

… if i was the only one then i have no words 😶

𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭

pairing: dilf next door! yunho x fem! reader

genre: neighbor au, fluff, smut

summary: you try your next door neighbor on for size when your date cancels on you last minute.

w.c: 3.8k

warnings: yuyu is in his late 40s 🙂‍↕️, controversial spider-man takes LMAO, wine drinking (they are tipsy at most!), brief play fighting, (mostly) dom switch! yuyu but he also whimpers and whines 🙂‍↕️, subby switch! reader, big dick yuyu agenda ‼️, praise/pet names only, teasing (only a lil bit while he talks reader thru it uwu), brief spit kink, kissing, dry humping, fingering, face sitting, size kink >:))), bulge kink, creampie 💕

a/n: hihi i’m back! this fic is dedicated to my bestie tasha @ildangtaek ilyyy :(( and happy birthday againn i hope your special day was as lovely as you are <3 there really wasn’t much inspo for this i just ❤️ dilfs with my whole kitty esp when it’s yuyu uwu enjoy xx

p.s: thank you so very much for 7k followers! it’s still so unreal to me 🥹💕

song recs: new light — john mayer, boy is mine — ariana grande, plants — crumb

“So…you’re not coming…?” you asked your potential date through your speaker phone, slowly sitting back down in front of your vanity mirror, your puzzled reflection staring back at you. 

You listened to his vague explanation about how he wasn’t quite ready to take this next step with you, whatever that meant. All you were going to do was eat dinner and chat, not exchange marriage vows. He hung up before you had the chance to tell him how silly he sounded. Sulking, you shuffled into your bathroom to undo all the effort you put into looking like a five course meal for an undeserving stranger. 

Halfway through washing your face, you heard your oven timer go off. You completely forgot about the pizza you had made in a rush for you and your date to share. Pulling it out of the oven with a small sigh, you couldn’t help but stare at the unopened bottle of wine on the counter. It would’ve been entirely too easy for you to just get drunk, eat the entire pizza, and cry yourself to sleep afterwards, but a tiny voice inside the back of your mind told you to invite your cute neighbor over instead — even if he was a lot older than you. Would that be so bad? 

The phone only rang for a second before Yunho picked up. “Y/N, hey! What’s up?” Was it uncouth to answer right away or to let it ring for a while longer? He wasn’t sure what the younger crowd preferred nowadays, but he was sure that he wouldn’t let an opportunity to chat with his pretty neighbor slip away. 

“Hey, Yunho!” you began, rolling a metal slicer through the thick crust of your homemade pizza. Your neighbor always sounded so happy when you called him. You could practically hear his imaginary tail wagging. Was he like this with everyone? “What are you up to?”

Yunho’s voice sounded a bit farther away and somewhat strained when he spoke again. “Just fixing up my garden. Oh! My honeysuckles finally bloomed!”

“Already? That’s great!” You couldn’t help but smile to yourself. He was so cute. “So, uh, long story short, my date canceled on me after I made us pizza...There’s wine too.” You bit into your bottom lip, wondering just how desperate you were about to sound. 

“What a dickhead. Why would anyone cancel on you? I mean, you’re so–” he cut himself off, clearing his throat. “Cool, you know…” Yunho set his gardening trowel down onto the fresh patch of dirt in favor of bonking himself lightly on the side of the head. 

“Thanks, Yun,” you giggled, curling a lock of hair around your finger. You swallowed down your doubt before it overtook you. “Did you wanna, like…hang out?”

Maybe Yunho didn’t fumble, after all. “I’d love to, Y/N.” He looked at the freshly bloomed flowers sitting in front of him. It was fate. “I’ll be right over, okay? Wait for me~” 

“See you~” you replied, matching his tone. Once you hung up, you looked down at the comfy hoodie and sleep shorts you had slipped into. You only had a few seconds to wonder if you should change or not before your doorbell rang. 

Yunho’s honey brown eyes widened upon seeing you, his cheeks growing warm. “H-hey, Y/N!” He nervously shuffled his feet, his scuffed Converse squeaking against the rubber doormat. He moved his arm in an odd way; it was clear he was holding something behind his back. 

“I know it’s not technically a date, but I thought I should bring you something…” 

Yunho held out a bouquet of freshly picked honeysuckles, ones that were delicately tied together with some pretty lace. You looked down at them in disbelief, gently taking them into your arms. Tears threatened to leave your eyes when you tilted your head back up to meet Yunho’s gentle gaze. “Thank you so much…I…Are you an angel?” 

A big cheesy smile spread across Yunho’s face. “Just your friendly neighborhood gardener.” 

And with that, you moved aside to let him in, mirroring Yunho’s infectious smile.

-

“Nice place,” Yunho approved in an oddly soft tone, looking around your cozy living room. Taking a sip of wine, he meandered over to your impressive media cabinet, scanning all the various movies that neatly lined the shelf. “I haven’t seen a DVD in ages…” He turned his head to look at you, his eyes crinkled with amusement. “I didn’t know you were old school.” 

You let out a small snicker, pulling out one of the DVDs to run a finger along the smooth edges. “I’ve always preferred physical copies. Digital just isn’t the same…” You met his wholehearted gaze, your heart skipping a beat. “You know…?” You were so close to him, you were able to notice his pronounced smile lines as soon as his lips curled up. 

“You’re speaking my language, kiddo.” Yunho took another sip from his glass, looking off to the side. He shook his head absentmindedly, reminiscing about something. “Everything was so much better in the early 90s…” 

You pouted, gently elbowing him through his shirt. “Hey, I wasn’t even born yet.” 

“Oh, that’s right.” He took in a sharp breath, holding it for a second. Once he let it out, he just about deflated like a balloon. “I’m old…aren’t I?” 

Scoffing, you mindlessly flipped the DVD around in your hands. “We’re all aging.” You hoped you weren’t looking too deeply into his eyes. “Why does it matter what step you’re at?” 

Yunho was captivated. He hadn’t felt this kind of acceptance in quite some time. “I’ll try to think of it like that,” he voiced softly, reaching up to pat the top of your head. “Thank you.” 

A simple head pat from your seasoned neighbor shouldn’t have affected you the way it did, heat creeping up on your cheeks, the DVD creaking in protest inside your tight grasp. “Y-you better.” 

“O-oh?” Yunho was caught off guard by your bold words, surprised by his body’s immediate response to it. He slowly lowered his glass, trying to casually hide his half-chub from view. “I will then…” 

You tapped your finger rhythmically against the DVD, delighted with the sheepish look on the older man’s face. You wanted to attribute your growing confidence to the alcohol settling inside your stomach, but you knew you would’ve tested the waters either way. And with that, you reached all the way up to pat the top of his head. “Good.” 

There was an electric current of sorts lighting up the edges of Yunho’s brain — one that would spark sooner rather than later. Before he could say anything that might scare you off, he finally took a look at the DVD you had been holding. “Is…is that the original Spider-man?” 

“Thought you would never notice,” you giggled, his long fingers overlapping yours when you handed it to him. “I have one and two. Three doesn’t exist in my mind.”

Yunho was sure he met his perfect match. “We’re watching them,” Yunho decided for the both of you, his eyes widening with excitement. “Right now.” 

You leaned in a bit closer to him. “What are you waiting for? Put it in.” 

He leaned back. “Don’t have to tell me twice.” 

-

It took finishing the cheap bottle of wine and movies together for you both to finally let totally loose around one another, though your matching flushed cheeks and sweaty palms weren’t a result of being tipsy. It was simply a side effect of being around each other. You were so engrossed with one another, that you didn’t even bother turning the TV off, simply letting the DVD icon freely bounce into each corner of the screen for what seemed like hours. 

Yunho couldn’t quite finish chewing the crust of his slice of cold pizza before he explained with his mouth full, “Peter knowingly killed Harry’s father. Harry following in the footsteps of his dad and becoming the Green Goblin was inevitable.” 

“You having delusional takes was inevitable,” you shot back, getting so worked up over this nonsensical argument that you almost choked on your own slice of pizza. “I should’ve known that as soon as you said Spider-man 2 was mid.” 

Yunho pressed closer to you, gently reaching up to squish your cheeks together. “Aww, someone’s grumpy.” 

Your body was beginning to overheat. He was so close to you, and he smelled so good, fresh like cool eucalyptus, and warm like burning sage. You almost couldn’t focus on getting under your older neighbor’s skin, your words coming out a bit garbled when you provoked him, “Harry was a terrible Venom, by the way.” 

Yunho let out a sharp, offended gasp. “You take that back!” he demanded jokingly, pretending to lunge at you, his hands instead stopping short of touching your shoulders, his breath getting caught inside his throat when you decided to actually lunge back.

“Never!” It was surprisingly easy to take down someone who was almost twice the size of you, but you knew internally Yunho was letting it happen. You almost wished he would give you the same treatment. 

Yunho fell back against the couch cushion, his limbs sprawled out, except for one of his thighs, the one you were haphazardly sitting on. He began blocking your feeble attempts to tickle him, not putting a whole lot of effort into getting you off of his lap. “Admit it was peak cinema, will you?” He sounded out of breath, but not for the right reason. 

“Maybe if you admit I’m right,” you sighed out, not stopping your pursuit until you finally had his obnoxiously long body pinned underneath your significantly smaller one. Now straddling his hips, you closed your fingers around his wrists to keep him still. You were hunched over now, only a few inches away from Yunho’s reddened face, feeling him move against you, causing friction in between your thighs. You quickly bit into your bottom lip, your brows joining ever so slightly. Yunho wasn’t answering you, just looking up at you with his big glossy eyes. It was driving you crazy. “Lemme hear you say it…” 

Yunho blew a few dyed dirty blond locks out of his view. Everything was moving so fast a second ago, and now, it felt like slow motion. He watched as your zip-up hoodie slipped down one of your shoulders, immediately distracted by your thighs once he readjusted his own. Your tiny shorts were riding up, leaving little to imagination. “You’re right,” your neighbor exhaled out, his soft breath hitting the bottom of your chin. 

Yunho sure had a big smile for someone who had just lost an argument, fake or not, and that’s when it hit you, or poked you, rather. You had been sitting directly on Yunho’s clothed cock, now feeling it throb against your exposed core through the thin material of your shorts. This sudden discovery could no longer go unnoticed. “That’s…what I thought,” you huffed, dragging your hips forward in a slow, methodical manner, drawing a long, airy moan out of your older neighbor. 

“I-if you do that, I’ll, nnngh–” Yunho tossed his head back into the couch, feeling your equally sweaty hands slipping off of his wrists, your palms pressing into his warm chest. His hands were drawn to your hips like magnets, enclosing around them, his fingers so long and slender that they touched at the small of your back. “This is what you wanted all along, huh? You should’ve said something, kiddo…” 

“Aren’t you the one who got hard five minutes into our date? Don’t think I didn’t notice,” you teased him back, trying to distract him from the fact that you were actively leaving a wet patch on Yunho’s tented pants. 

“So, it is a date,” the older man breathed out, squeezing the soft flesh of your hips in between his fingers from underneath your hoodie, purposely dragging you across his manhood, before staying still, like he was testing the waters. “Aren’t I a lucky man?” 

You just about melted from his sudden display of dominance over your body, now needing more, as though you were just introduced to a new drug. “Sh-show me…how lucky you are.” He waited silently below you, quirking his head to the side, before you realized. 

“Please.” 

“Good girl.” It seemed like his hips began to move without his permission, rolling them up into you, his movements disjointed and sloppy. Desperate. He was desperate for you, his lovely little neighbor, the one he had spent countless days and nights yearning for. “Fuck, is this okay…?” he still found himself asking you from underneath his breath, needing more confirmation, despite actively making you grind against him like it was going out of style. 

“Yeahh,” you gasped, just as you completely relinquished your feigned control, Yunho manually guiding your hips along his trapped, aching cock, the frantic pursuit of friction only fueling the already raging fires inside the both of you. “Need more, actually…” 

“More?” Each small sporadic moan he heard coming from above was like music to his ears, more and more arousal shooting through his heated body and straight into his cock. He truly couldn't take it much longer, unless he wanted to bust inside his jeans like a loser. “Tell me…Tell me what you need, baby…” 

Of course, your cute, seemingly innocent neighbor would be the type to make you ask for it. Your cheeks stung, especially now that he wouldn’t stop trying to catch your wandering gaze. “Touch me, Yun...”

“Touch you…? Touch you where?” 

Chewing at your bottom lip, you pulled your tiny shorts up by the waistband, your pussy on full display for him.  “Here, please…” 

“Fuckin’ hell…” One of Yunho’s hands left your hips, gingerly pulling said shorts to the side to reveal your glistening cunt. Yunho had dreamt of this moment for ages, and now that he was finally living it, he was absolutely ready to give his all for the angel sitting on his lap. “Jesus Christ...All of you is so pretty...so perfect.” 

“I’m all yours,” you whispered under your breath, running your hands down his warm chest.

Yunho felt his brain short-circuiting in real time. “Fuck, you have no idea how crazy that makes me.” 

The man’s cock pulsed from underneath you, leading you to bite back a moan. “Show me.” 

“Then, sit on my face, angel.” 

Once you were angled above him, Yunho pulled the shorts you soaked up by the inseam, emphasizing the shape of your pussy for his own amusement. He rubbed the pads of his index and middle finger along your clothed lips, knowing he found your clit with his thumb when you let out a sharp gasp. “Right there, hm? Did I find your cute little clit, baby? 

“Uh-huh…” 

He rolled your clit around in slow, teasing circles. “Want me to find your hole next?” Your sheepish, yet eager nods only fueled Yunho’s already raving arousal. 

The unmistakable sound of fabric being ripped was registered by your senses first, before you watched your tiny torn pair of shorts disappear into the depths of the fluffy carpet beside the couch. The cold air that had hit your bare cunt was quickly replaced by your eager neighbor’s warm tongue. “Oh…!” 

Yunho greedily lapped up your arousal into his mouth, mapping out the entirety of your cunt with his lips and tongue, the bottom half of his face already shining with your wetness. The man eventually spread you open with two slender fingers, watching your hole flutter around nothing. “Found it…” He was so overcome with lust, that he sent a wad of spit into your cunt, before plugging you up with his tongue. 

“Yunho, oh my god–” You reached down to hold onto the sides of his head, your fingers curling around his dirty blond locks. 

It was when your hazy eyes met that Yunho began to tongue-fuck you in a vigorous manner, each and every impossibly wet sound your slick cunt made only furthering your neighbor’s desire to make you fall apart. He only ceased his worship to groan, “Fuck, do you get this goddamn wet for everyone?” 

Your thighs were starting to shake. You were close. “Just you, Yunho…” Now that the man was looking back up at you with those big puppy dog eyes, you couldn’t help but tug at his hair. “You look like you wanna say something, baby.” The small, uncharacteristically whiny moan he let out encouraged you to take matters into your own hands, rubbing your cunt along Yunho’s spread-out tongue, your puffy clit routinely bumping into his curved nose. He let out another pretty-sounding moan. It made you smile. “C’mon…use your words…” 

“Cum on my face, please,” he voiced urgently, his lips still pressed to your wet cunt. 

“Fuck, yeah, okay,” you gasped in agreement, only able to grind yourself across Yunho’s tongue a few more times, before he cemented his hands around your waist, forcefully bringing you down onto his mouth. 

Yunho couldn’t make out any of the words coming out of your mouth, too focused on the heavy moans you were letting out in between them. Your clit throbbed against his hot tongue, and once he licked down to your spasming hole, he felt the warm spray of your release hit his tongue. Savoring the taste of you on his swollen lips, he gazed up at you with pride. “That’s my girl.” 

With your legs shaking and your heart pounding, you climbed off of him, watching him sit up and lean back against the couch, his aching cock still trapped inside the confines of his pants. You couldn’t help but lick at your own lips. “Take it out, Yunho…”

Yunho obliged, hastily undoing his leather belt. His sizable cock smacked heavily into his abdomen upon release, leaving a trail of pre-cum behind on his t-shirt. A prominent vein traveled up from the base of his cock to the thick tip where it was an eye-catching shade of pink. It matched the flush on his cheeks and ears. 

Despite being confident about his size, there was a nervous glint in his eyes. “What do you think…?” 

“Pretty…” You were sure you were drooling. 

Chuckling in relief, Yunho patted one of his spread thighs. “Come here, princess. See how pretty it is up close.” 

And you did just that, perching yourself on top of Yunho’s lap like you belonged there. Yunho still couldn’t believe his luck. Not only did he have the privilege of rewatching his favorite movies with his pretty neighbor, but he somehow ended up with you on his cock. He was determined to make it worth your while. “You like being on top, huh?” 

“I just didn’t want to put all the hard work on you,” you pouted, gently running your finger around his tip to collect his arousal, giggling at the way he jolted against your touch. 

“Oh, because I’m like 20 years your senior? Think I can’t handle all this?” he asked under his breath, squeezing the soft flesh of your ass from either side. 

Mewing from his touch, you aloofly licked his pre-cum from your finger, making the man whine in response. “I think you should prove it, Yun,” you whispered near his lips, leaving a chaste kiss against them.  

Yunho’s thick tip entered you first, your cunt slowly stretching open to accommodate his size. “I’ll show you, baby…” Feeling you tense up against him, Yunho made sure he took his time with you, pushing into you inch by inch, diligently studying your face for any sign of discomfort. He did all of this, only for your greedy cunt to swallow up his cock to the hilt. 

You didn’t even know you could feel this full. You were positive he was inside your guts. “Yunho, fuck– it’s so big,” you gasped into his neck. A small puff of air hit the side of your flushed face. 

“You’re just tiny, sweetheart. You can’t help it,” he whispered against your skin, rubbing your lower back in gentle circles. His teeth nipped at your earlobe. “But, you can take it, yeah?” 

You gave him a small nod, but that wasn’t good enough for the man. He pressed his forehead into yours, running his thumb over your bottom lip. “I want to hear you say it, Y/N.” 

When he let out a small breath, you took one in, clutching the sides of his face. “I can take it, Yunho.” 

Yunho began to move before you had the chance to properly ride him, holding your soft hips, using them like handlebars. “Y/N, baby, you’re so tight…” Each thrust he made was purposeful, deep, like he wanted to reach the innermost part of you, and leave his mark there. You were so warm, so hot inside, the man was sure he was going to melt if he continued, but he couldn’t bring himself to stop. “I’m going to make you mine…” 

You choked out a moan, tightening your grip around him. 

“Yeah?” His lips ghosted along your jaw. “That’s what you want?” 

“Please,” you begged Yunho, digging your nails into his back. 

Yunho simply couldn’t hold himself back any longer, not while he had you like putty in his arms, your body limp, completely and utterly at his mercy. “There we go, baby…Don’t worry that pretty head about anything, just focus on this cock.” And he made sure you felt each and every inch of it, figuring he was hitting your cervix from the way you gasped for air like there was none left. 

“Fuck..!” you cried, delirious with pleasure. “I’ll cum, I’m gonna cum, Yunho, please, don’t stop–”

His hips matched the quick, wavered desperation of your voice, pounding himself in and out of your squelching cunt. “Fall apart for me, princess…Let me feel it…” He slipped his free hand between your heated bodies, giving your clit a few vigorous rubs with his calloused thumb. 

You couldn’t speak, simply opening your mouth to let out a soundless moan, your body jolting away from his touch. “That’s it…that’s it, my love, let go,” he sighed against your lips, his thumb still swiping over your sensitive clit, his throbbing length reaching places you never could without his help.

Just as your warmth spilled out of you, Yunho held you still within his firm grasp, his forehead resting against yours. He was almost completely out of breath, a few drops of sweat cascading along his temple. “Inside…?”

You nodded desperately. “Inside, please…” 

Yunho indulged in your mutual desire, pressing his hand down against your tummy to feel the space he took up inside you. He filled you to the brim with his hot white release, so much so that it spilled past your joined bodies and dripped out onto the couch. 

He managed to give you a small sheepish smile when your eyes met. “You’ll really be mine after this, won’t you, kiddo?” 

You couldn’t help but giggle, reaching up to caress his cheek. It was warm to the touch. “Good thing you live right next door.” 

© kitten4sannie, 2025.

[aria0fgold]

I'm boutta make Raz' life hell. Imagine being this guy and his first wife divorced him, found courage to fall in love again and get married once more, only for his 2nd spouse to divorce him again. I'm so close to doing just that cuz of his damn patio.

[assumedcryptid]

help why isnt ticketmaster letting me see the babymetal presale tickets ; ;

[yandere-monoma]

god i love writing pesterlogs part 89678345693456

[apricoris]

baby im just tryna play it cool but i just cant hide that i want you

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loser!ellie wants reader 🤭

-trips over her words talking to you

“hey uh, did you do the um uhh…”

she starts blushing profusely

-you agree to be her muse in her photography, looking with absolute awe as you effortlessly know the right poses and have a contagious grin that makes her brain short circuit

-overheard you liked baking so she scrambled to buy ingredients and bake red velvet cookies in an attempt to impress you

“these are so good ellie!” you said

she scratches the back of her head and looks to her feet, all flustered, thinking back to her 4 attempts to make the batter and how she almost burned down the kitchen in the process

-you and ellie were sitting on a bench in the park when you suddenly brush a leaf off her face, when she almost faints from her increased heartbeat at 150 bpm

“ellie are you okay?”

“w-wuhh yeahhh..”

ellie’s eyes are like —> 😵‍💫

-she has a knack for coding and programming, making a cute website for your birthday with falling flower petals and cats where gives you the link at 12:00 am on your bday (ofc its at midnight she wants to be the first to wish you a good day) you give her the biggest hug when you see her the next day

“i loved that a lot ellie, you’re a great friend!”

-stays up allll night rethinking about the memories and interactions you had together, kicking her feet and giggling

more photographer!ellie here

a/n: i love making these

[lacydollette]

pov: you’re jensen ackles’ controversially younger gf ! four

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youruser moments I didn’t get to share yet ☕️

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casmybeloved still not over the fact that they’ve been dating for 8 months now

tatemcrae miss ya already, can’t wait to see u in Dallas!

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luvfory/n in my head im best friends with her

dreamyjackles last pic is my fav

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jensenackles had the best time at the premiere of The Boys Season 3 ! and thank you @/youruser for tagging along and being my biggest supporter 🧡

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youruser so so proud and beyond excited for u my love ❤️

jensenackles couldn’t do it without you

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beausling HIS HAND IN THE 3RD PIC??! GOING FERAL

forjensenandy/n if they break up i’ll never believe in love again

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ev1lwitch y/n should join the show

ellielovesdean can we pls not make this about her rn and just focus on jensen’s work instead? thx 😊

mymishabear luckiest man alive rn

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youruser drum roll please 🥁 go watch Season three of The Boys on @/primevideo now !!

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samstielcore y’all are the perfect couple

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[sm-baby]

It’d be really fucking funny if Pomni was supposed to be the final boss of the game but nobody ever finished her code, like didn’t flip the final switch that would’ve caused the boss battle to activate when all the other characters have been beaten, and so when Caine is going through her code tryna fix stuff he just finds out and just slowly closes the code and pretends to not have seen it. Just mumbles something about her having a weirdly high amount of health points and just chooses not to perceive.

I READ THE FIRST SENTENCE AND IMMEDIATELY STARTED GIGGLING THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN IM SOOOO SORRY POMNI IM SOOO SORRY HAHAHAHAHAHAH GIRL IS FUCKED BY LIFE IN EVERY WHICH WAY PLEEAASEE

I love how y'all completely NAILED the sort of humor and dynamic Pomni has with everyone... she is so girlfail.... she's so pathetic wet cat... unlucky... I'm so proud of yall

THIS IS SO LIKE.. SEMI CANON... LOWKEY CANON BECAUSE IT'S JUST SO FUNNY TO ME.. ALSO CUZ:

You'd think RAGATHA would be first boss, considering preparing food and serving it is much lighter work than performing circus acts! So having her actually planned to be first is quite smart!

POMNI HAVING A LOT OF HEALTH IS SO FUCKING FUNNY- SHE DOESN'T DIE EASY CUZ SHE'S THE FINAL BOSS- POEPLE JUST THOUGHT SHE WAS DURABLE- HELPPP HELPP I LOVE THAT SO MUCH HAHAHAHA

it's a Carnival! Ofcourse the final boss would be a literal clown! :3

peheheh.. giggling at the image of Caine seeing Pomni's health bar and it just

Pomni: Whats wrong? :0

Caine:

[racinu]

okay fuck it im having queer thoughts rn n now am tryna at least partially project onto the phantom thieves so heres my gender and sexuality hcs

akira - bisexual bigender. easy. any pronouns. sometimes dresses masc, sometimes super fem, also has a wig thats the same hair color n texture as her hair but much longer that he wears sometimes

ryuji - bisexual, probably still closeted though but everyone knows. he convinces himself he only likes women but someday he’ll realize. trust

ann - lesbian, in love w shiho, you know it. goddamn she’s so lesbian coded its crazy. she’s also known for a while, like probably since she was a kid, she’s never been afraid heh literal number one women enjoyer

yusuke - aroace agender. bro does not give a fuck and we love that for him. i don’t think he really thinks about his sexuality or gender, that’s kind of just how he is. like he’s acknowledged it before but like whatever. he’s interested in romance but like observing it through art, not actually experiencing it

makoto - bisexual. i just know she had a whole crisis about this and it takes her a while to fully accept this. she never really thought about romance too much and has always had other things to think about. honestly shes probably kind of aroace spec too

futaba - aroace nb. kind of like yusuke in the sense of not giving a fuck but she had a bit of a crisis about this but fully embraces it now. also still presents more fem and uses any pronouns

haru - lesbian. idk i dont have many notes here it just sort of feels right ig

akechi - gay transmasc. this feels rlly obvious. idk i dont have many notes here either thats just how he is. he transitioned as a younger teen though, after his mom died but before the whole shido thing, i think after he awoke to his persona though? i think he knew before awaking that being a girl felt wrong, but being in the metaverse n seeing his persona, he realized and decided that before going back to shido, he had to transition

sumire - does not fucking know but is definitely queer. she goes through sm confusion with her identity she is nowhere near ready to unpack her queerness as well, but someday

morgana - cat

[sinsxo]

02. dynamic duo.

synopsis. from enemies to teammates, you and nagi coincidentally queued into the same match again. but this time, you turned hacking accusations into perfect synergy, impressing nagi and his viewers with your skills.

notes. italics = in game chat, regular text = speaking to chat. reader (player 2) is playing a character named kay/o, whose utility is to initiate/set up gunfights and blind enemies while nagi is playing jett. also, i mentioned a player named todo in nagi's chat. todo is a well-known kay/o player irl for his insane flashes (to blind enemies) and assists. lmk if anything is confusing!

cw. valorant, parasocial chat, internet slang, valorant accents, cussing, nagi’s fanbase doing the most.

navigation. masterlist. 01.

[🔴 LIVE] nagi seishiro @/nagi_channel

nagi seishiro this’ll be the last game of the day, chat.

user09 well damn you wanna sleep that bad? user33 nah youre ending early again user4 its only 3am cmon 😔 nagilvr noo one more plsss user0 user44 💀💀💀 “only 3am” bffr bro 😭 user7 aw last one already? user18 make it a win then 🙏🏻 user8 carry us to bedtime king 💪🏻 user777 let him sleep hes carried like 5 games 😭

nagi seishiro who should we lock in?

user3 jett diff lesgo user44 lowk play raze for fun 🧍🏽 user111 u can just instalock jett we all know u want to user777 nagi pocket sage real user949 ofc hes jett again 😭

nagi seishiro hopefully we’ll have better comms this game.

nagishairstrand real. the comms last game was straight from a horror movie nagilvr comms AND brains pls we beg 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 user20 nah u need someone to talk to fr user9 NAHH the last one was actual silence user44 user9 in high elo too 😭 user13 bro the sage that muted mid round 💀 user5 full comms + full sweat lets get it user11 apex next stream pls user20 user11 frfr

nagi seishiro apex next stream? i’ll see. i haven’t played that in a while, might’ve gotten rusty.

user00 do it coward nagilvr apex nagi comeback LETS GOO 🔥🔥 user7 as long as ur aim isnt like the last apex stream 💀 user03 pls no more triple take whiffs user77 user03 not the trauma 💀💀 user8 my bet is they push A user90 user8 nah man def C user20 nagi chose A

nagi seishiro i don’t think they’re coming here. yeah, they aren’t. player 3 they smoked C.

user44 user90 u win user90 told yall user20 full rotate?? user77 oh this is a collapse fr user18 save kj hes surrounded 💀

player 4 smoking garage and main— reyna garage! didn’t smoke in time, my bad. player 3 jett is hit -66, backsite. player 5 shit, i whiffed. my bad. chamber is playing from cubby.

user9 nagi carry your team 🔥 user111 just you and kayo now user949 if he clutches im sending a dono fr nagilvr nagi clutch thissss

player 2 i’m flashing from garage. flashing now.

user9 YOO SICKK user111 DAMN NAGI user3 wait that was a sick flash user7 wtf that was nasty 💀 user111 ????? INSANE user99 holy user0 streamer reflexes activated??

nagi seishiro nice flash. player 2 thank you, thank you. nice shots. player 3 that was so sick, man.

user5 no way that combo js happened ⁉️ nagifan kayo popped off wtf???? user99 they were all blinded bro user44 NAH that was clean 💪🏻 user10 nagi found his match user22 nah kayos flash with nagis aim is a cheat code user32 ZAMN they were all looking at the sun 😮‍💨 user20 that flash shot combo was FILTHY user66 whoever that kayo is… i fear im in love 😋

player 4 hey, kay/o. are you todo? player 2 what? no, where did that come from? player 4 your flashes were insane.

user5 LMAOO “are you todo” user6 no one beats my goat todo 🙏🏻 user10 bros tryna rizz her up user99 nah but that was a goated flash nagilvr just me or does it sound like you user7 wait a min ik that voice user20 I KNEW SHE SOUNDED FAMILIAR stanname no fkn way they actually queued up into the same team ✋🏻 user5 shes the reyna from last stream no? nagilvr stanname IS SHE STREAMING RN user44 YOOO NAGI its the girl you called pretty user55 theyre actually an insane duo look at those flash kill combos stanname nagilvr nooo shes not streaming rn :(( userfive stanname wouldve been sick if she was

player 3 hey, jett. nagi seishiro hm? player 3 are you nagi?

user00 💀💀💀 user55 not the live fan recognition nagishairstrand exposed on main 😭 user101 welp he got caught

player 5 they’re rushing B site, guys. player 2 gonna molly entrance. player 3 are you nagi, jett? player 4 one lurking C.

user90 LMAOO poor guy getting ignored user22 “hm?” was such a fake response 😭 user11 bro needs to know 🙏🏻🙏🏻 user7 WELL DAMN ANSWER HIM

nagi seishiro last one window. nice, well played. player 5 sick shots, kay/o. player 3 nice one! player 2 nice comms. nagi seishiro our kay/o is really good.

user3 HES PRAISING HER OMG nagilvr theyre lit flirting rn 😍😍😍 user88 he never compliments randoms what is this user90 someone tell kayo to shoot her shot user44 nah but you is actl goated 🙏🏻 user777 lucky that theyre on the same team this time 💀 user5 the crash out last stream was funny icl

player 4 jett, are you and kay/o duo’ed?

user0 me too gng 🤞🏼 trio user09 the chemistry is real tho user4 we been shipping since last stream ❤️‍🩹 user222 okay ignore him ig

player 5 i think they are. player 3 i swear our jett is nagi, i’m going to check his stream right now. player 5 no way. nagi seishiro this guy should just focus on the game, he’s going negative. player 3 nagi, i heard that. i have your stream open. nagi seishiro my bad. player 5 it’s actually nagi? player 3 hell yeah, that’s why we’re being carried so hard man.

user44 “my bad” with ZERO REMORSE 😭😭😭 user33 ah yes your bad stanname i like how she doesnt gaf user7 stanname unbothered queen real??

player 4 kay/o, you’re actually insane. player 2 noo, jett’s the one doing all the killing, i’m just flashing. player 5 you both are an insane pair, i’ll just say that.

user5 shes so humble im crying 😭😭😭 user77 i agree theyre an insane duo user90 you n nagi supremacy 🔥 user3 they should just duo queue fr user88 ok but 10 - 2 in high elo is kinda crazy user44 user88 its bc theyre on the same team user111 user88 its the flash combo i swear look at her assists nagifan theyre LITERALLY the duo

player 3 thank you, nagi. thank you, kay/o for the carry. player 4 match isn’t over yet, bro. last two sewers and main. player 3 my glorious king nagi got it. player 2 i’m gonna molly main and tap spike. nagi seishiro go ahead, i’m watching sewers for you. player 5 gg’s, sick shots. player 3 good game, everyone. do i have the honour of being added? player 4 keep dreaming bro, gg’s everyone. player 2 good game, team.

nagilvr STOP HE REALLY ASKED 😭 user7 bold of him to shoot his shot when hes not you user777 respectfully hes all of us rn 🙏🏻🙏🏻 user9 be honest we’d all ask too user1 bye not him begging for an add user8 he speaks for all of us i fear ✋🏻 user949 bro this duo was crazy user33 the way he had her back bro stanname petition to duo queue??? user11 stanname signed user66 stanname fr user0 i cant w this guy bro hes so funny 😭😭 user9 lowk add me too nagi user55 i wonder if nagi recognises kayo user20 time for the big reveal nagifan HES HOVERING OVER HER NAME

nagi seishiro oh, wait.

user9 OMG??? user777 oh yoo its actually her 🔥 user44 flash of recognition incoming user11 real talk, she carried lowkey

nagi seishiro i see now. it’s the reyna from the other day right? was it… you?

stanname yessirrr nagilvr OH HE KNOWSS HE KNOWS nagifan sir thats indeed ur duo user3 IT ISSSS user20 oh yeah he in too deep 💀 user9 he actually remembered wth 😭 user33 user9 id remember someone who beat my ass in a video game too 🙏🏻 user777 user33 w those goated flashes i cant forget too user44 user777 i wouldnt forget staring at her gaming chair too user222 user44 LMAOOO

nagi seishiro well, that was a really good match. see you guys next stream.

user44 but when is next stream 😔 user0 better be a duo stream user90 no closure??? nagishairstrand when is next stream thooo user222 next stream when ⁉️ user55 when though nagifan hes not going to add her is he?? TRAGIC 💔

nagi seishiro dunno. bye, chat.

user44 bro user777 WDYM DUNNO 💀 user99 ADD HER WTF user7 bye fam nagilvr GOODBYE EVERYONE user90 i stanname add her rn nagi 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻

stream ended.

「 add gamer!#reader to your friends list? 」 ❯❯ yes.

friend request sent!

[🔴 LIVE] you @/yourusername

「 sei#4ro has sent you a friend request! accept? 」 ❯❯ yes.

friend request accepted!

「 you are now privately chatting with sei#4ro. 」

sei#4ro yo

you omg hii

sei#4ro were you streaming?

you no i wasnt TT you why?

sei#4ro ur rlly good sei#4ro was wondering if u down to collab or smt :x

you fr? when? im down :DD

sei#4ro whens ur next stream

you in two days prolly

sei#4ro cool sei#4ro hv insta? and ur num mayb we can schedule

you suree my insta is @/yourusername and my num is XXX

sei#4ro aight

you okii

exit game.

nagiseishiro

nagiseishiro stream end thx

view comments.

user44 mf you couldve streamed this too user5 duo stream next my brother 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 user777 NAH bro sleep nagilvr never escaping the chronic gamer allegations fr view replies.

user222 ong user66 fr 🔥 user949 hes not gonna stream cus he cant wake up again even tho its his job

nagishairstrand we demand a collab with you asappppppp user202 nagi playing with a girl? who? hes ours view replies.

nagifan oh girl not u again i thought i blocked you stanname sybau 🤍 nagilvr the fandom embarrassment is here nagishairstrand get a life 😋

exit instagram.

taglist. closed! @lovingmayday @blu3-l0v3r @fiestvr @bigclownshoes @mixolya @nevvynev @p1z-d0njud6em3 @fischly @kuromixheartzzz @choco-cvt @ilovewonyo @summmerr0-0 @luvrofthemoon @kyeeeeeeeweeeeeeewi @silentheav @zephyyyrrra @emikikus18

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[sturnioz]

slut era interlude by ROLEMODEL is so fb!Chris coded. like the lyrics are literally

"I'm not tryna be your man, just don't wanna sleep alone"

"fuck your first name, fuck your birthday, girl your only here to get me through his heartbreak"

"I don't want you, but I want you too spend the night. i don't like you, but I like you to spend the night"

-♣️

are you in my phone or something cos im literally listening to the kansas anymore album rn …. but now im never gonna listen to that song the same again