#im losing my MARBLES its fine

[ironmanstan]

feel like ten doctor who rn

[regardingjenmish]

Grief is such a funny weird thing. Because I was and am completely fine and then out of nowhere, I folded an empty carton of milk the same way as my grandpa did, which I have never done before. He always did it in such a funny way and I never understood it. And I wanted to cry at work because it made me realize that he’s still around and alive in tiny moments like this that I/we picked up from him without even realizing.

[appleslices]

working down in the pub area is also exhausting dont get me wrong but at least its always in service of something like why are we spending two hours doing a specific napkin roll when we could easily do it an easier way and take 30 mins and end up with even more finished rolls of silverware besides!! and every time i ask a simple question like- hey where are we putting this table set up? my poor lovely coworker comes up with SEVERAL answers and none of them definitive. and then says “or just do whatever u think!” like girl no ur the banquet captain YOU have experience ur IN CHARGE!!!! She’s the flipping Banquet Captain or whatever why are u asking me- a guy who has never worked food service before 😭

[homophyte]

the mars volta write a bad song challenge (impossible)

[tetrisdotcom]

sometimes im like 'hmm maybe my hypothesis on having bpd was wrong maybe im fine actually' and then i get an FP and am immediately plagued by Symptoms

[cleromancy]

the fact that preboot jason never found out tim took jason red robin costume once he "got fired" (-tim, only in the privacy of his own head)/"graduated" (-dick, well-meaning)/"got thrown out with the other garbage" (-damian, hilarious)/"left" (-tim out loud, ignoring them both)

the way tim (reliable narrator) was like. yeah this costume is already tainted and i have to be willing to do morally gray things to prove bruce is alive. so thats why im wearing it. because its tainted. this is the most logical course of action and also the only reasonable explanation i retroactively landed on for a decision i already made

tim also having no way of knowing what the universe jason GOT THAT COSTUME IN WAS LIKE OR WHAT BRUCE DID FOR JASON IN THAT UNIVERSE

and its like well MY interpretation is that. yeah of course he wants to take on one of the outcast's identities to bring bruce back. and then of course hes going to just hang it up when bruce comes back because hes going to stop feeling like an outcast just as soon as bruce comes back and everything goes back to normal. This definitely doesnt signify a major change in the status quo or his role in the family (he *is* still family they signed the papers and everything, they gave him the name, it wasnt just pity its real hes still family he *is*, he hasn't been cast out, he *hasnt*) or his priorities or-- its temporary. when bruce comes back everything is going to be better and he wont need this suit anymore and hes going to hang it up just as soon as he stops feeling this way and everything is going to be fine.

smash cut to bruce upon his return doling out one (1) hug and immediately fucking off on a globe trotting vanity project and Tim just left staring after him like Oh. okay

(and like bruce was never like. going to be able to magically fix anything even if he *had* any interest in doing so. this was not a reasonable expectation tim had. some of the shit tim is losing his absolute marbles over does not actually even *need* to be "fixed." to be excessively clear.)

anyway i think jason "do you really think youre that good" "so work *with* me" "join me. be my robin" todd deserved the chance to really gleefully dig his fingers into every single one of those sore spots. GO FOR IT JASON. MAKE HIM WORSE

also like. god battle for the cowl was so unserious on every possible level but can you imagine if dick at the time had been like "i still cant figure out how he GOT OUT OF PRISON. he used the jla codes! how did he even get those!" and tim (guy who gave jason the fucking codes in robin 182) was just like

yeah. weird

[andromerot]

and btw? even the deepest wounds will heal over time ill run my fingers over your scars and yours over mine theyll never find us if we turn off our phones we're off the grid we're off our meds we're finally out on our own now i see color coming back in your cheeks angel dont fight it to them you know we'll always be freaks no i dont mind if i lose my legs or die i've built a home inside his eyes and i ain't leaving and i pray for plagues to come down on this egypt and i dream of blood fire and lice and something tells me i may be singing this song a long long while but ill be bringing along a big broad smile to wear as i walk that final long mile back to the city where they broke my heart wide open bleeding on the marble tile a song is a dream that keeps going on when its over a man hears a song in the soft spoken voice of his lover a hero goes on when the others believe its all over a sister is strong when she fights for the cause of her brother dont wait a moment longer stand up and turn the doorknob and ill tell you my secret if you will tell me yours i am hideous and no one can ever know when the sun gets low down bloody and red i tie a little knot at the center of my head i dont think ill be showing up at synagogue a quarter past seven sometimes you go through hell and you never get to heaven which is your voice on the phone to me saying the operation went smoothly and they still cant kill us hopefully and youre in the car on the road to me with your brand new body i drew your name in the sand came to the beach cause we used to go here i watched the blue wave cover it over do what the ocean does best i know the past is the past but then again the present's nothing without it i feel fine dont even feel sad about it i just love you baby so bad i believe in God but i dont believe we're getting out of this one before somebody pays for the things ive done i am shattered i am bleeding but goddamn it im alive the government went bad we got a raw deal a transangelic exodus on four wheels but ive seen the broken halo that she never wears hanging by the stairs angel i'll be your guardian if you'll be mine authorities are trailing right behind im not afraid we read the psalms at night clear through nebraska with just one headlight i looked a real long time to find the border of a kingdom of love outside the reigning order and i found my angel on a motorcycle im a queer for life outlaw outsider. just saying though. idc

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

Hello there 🙏🫶 I just want to share this rn with you..... 💌 Recently i have developed a crush on a girl. She is so wonderful and we talk every day & i feel so giddy LOL. I don't even know her face😭 I am so unsure over alot of things & it is both mortifying & exhilarating to experience .. & thats the fun if it..omg.. recently i feel like so many friends are having crushes i wonde r your thoughts on this..

also i forgot how to flirt entirely so i dnt even know if its noticeable to her at all that im interested that way since i havent been bold enough LOL any advice on signaling this to her is appreciated i feel like13 again likeso clumsy LOL its so exciting too omg wishing you a beautiful day when u reaD this i hope it;s fine to send this to u i know u like your inbox used as a confessional but i'm still shy HAHA

🙏🌞🫶🫧🌈

AWWW💞💞💞 happy for u Anon :]....Ues it seems lately many people have been finding new love, i noticed it too the past few weeks :o I've only had that feeling a handful of times over my life, its a special one cus it can be quite fleeting depending on how fast things move, treasure it🌟 altho W/ me and slimbo it lasted ages so by the end of it when we finally confessed love i was FRIED from haveing butterflies in my stomach for so long lol i was losing my marbles over it. anywyas--

Honeslty im BAD at flirting like. i have noooo idea how to make a move , slimbo n i both tried to keep it .pokerface. for years because we're like, i dont even know, we're stupid we were almost enemies for a while. there was a timespan where we were SOOOO competitive and whenever we tried to play games we'd fight so much and i'd end up crying LMAO im laugjing so hard typing this cus we're not even like that now. Like as soon as we got together we became the ultimate harmonious team of considerate affectionate lovers but the courting phase was such a trainwreck lmao. i love it like its beautiful it all worked out, but yeah i suck at flirting i am swagless in that position🧎‍♀️

Altho when it's irl i definitely at least try to Thot it Up, concoct minxy outfits , move in a charming way, one of my most successful tactics has been attempting to orchestrate accidental voyeuristic scenarios for them to catch in their peripherals lol. but you have to be reeeeally subtle to pull that one off ;] i guess mostly i just try to talk to them a lot !! and be thouggtful. send telepathic uncondtional love. SHOW THEM SONGS!!!!!!! if its an internet thing, maybe u can watch movies or youtube videos together. be inquisitive and ask her lots of questions ^_^ one thing that always drew me to slimbo is how curious they are and their #intellect.. But everyones different so just feel it out day by day thru communication💓💓💓

hhope that helpes in some way.. its ok to feel giddy and clumsy im sure ur crush just wants to get to know the most authentic -you- so dont stress too much about specifics ^u^ Enjoy your weekend love ~ ~ ~ P.M.d.9

[moldycrustyvoldy]

Lesson 2: Writers = Humans; you Pieces of shit

There better be reblogs with fucking memes of crying children or I’m gonna be pissed. Anyway toodaloo :))))))))))

Today’s Lesson: What is a Fanfiction Writer/Creator? I Think They Might Be a Human with Feelings Too?!?!?!?

Hold up. Wait. Hold the phone. The master behind the words on your screen are people too? Somebody call fucking Einstein cause this shit is a revelation. Like the words how make me giggle with teeth-sickening cotton candy fluff, and the words that make me fucking sob until I’m nauseous and can’t breathe let alone make it through my day are written by people? HOLD. THE. PHONE. 😧

I know you guys are absolutely losing your marbles. But I’ve got something that’s gonna rip this fandom (jegulus fandom in particular im staring at you) apart. Guess. Just guess. 

Do people have feelings too?!?!? WAIT. So they write and have lives? They’re not just waiting all day 24/7 for me to demand a new AU or prompt for them to write or create? WRITERS HAVE JOBS? FAMILIES? KIDS? They cry and smile too? They go through trauma and happiness and all the emotions???? They need breaks??? SDIHFSIEUFBOEFHCNOWEHVOWEVBNWEVOV THIS IS FUCKING BREAKING NEWS RIGHT?!?!🤯

Okay for those of you who cannot breathe right now, it’s okay, I know this information is a lot. You’re stupidity will pass I promise. Let me rub your back with your consent (consent what's that???) as we take deep breaths together. 

Alrighty assholes, stop fucking breathing im tired of rubbing your fucking back. As soon as this fandom got bigger (jegulus fandom), people started acting like it was commissioned writing. “You tell me and I’ll write word for word.” 

I think we’re having some trouble comprehending this. Let’s break it down with an example shall we? 

Fay (she/her) had just joined the marauders fandom after being kicked out of the Star Wars fandom for god knows what. She’s a perfect little angel, isn’t she? So Fay decided to explore the marauders corner of ao3. Suddenly, she doesn’t find the specific “Star Wars au, wolfstar, hurt no comfort, no guns or physical/emotional pain allowed” fic. What a tragedy!! So Fay decided, “you know what? let’s harass ASK my favorite wolfstar author until they write my fic!!”

If you’re like Fay, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I WILL EXPLAIN THIS ONCE AND ONCE ALONE.

Authors are not puppets. Authors are not puppets. Authors are not puppets. Authors are not puppets. 

I HAD TO SAY IT 4 FUCKING TIMES BECAUSE CLEARLY IT GOES IN ONE EAR AND WRIGGLES ITS SLIMLY LITTLE ASS OUT THE OTHER EAR

If you haven’t noticed or it hasn’t gone through your pea-sized brain yet, this is a hobby for writers. HOBBY. 

(Noun) “an activity done regularly in one's leisure time for pleasure.”

and if you’re really stupid here’s an example, "her hobbies are reading and gardening.”

OMG look, you learned a new word!!! Congrats!! auggie is so proud of you. 🥳🥰😝🥰🤪😘🤪

 But can we handle one more word? Let’s try.

“A fanfiction is a story created by someone who earns no money* and still share it with the community.”

Why don’t we try summarizing what we learned today?

NO MONEY = FREE

HOBBY = SOMETHING YOU DO FOR FUN

AUTHORS = PEOPLE WITH FEELINGS = NOT PUPPETS

If this lesson was hard for you to understand, honey you are the problem. I’ll be back to run your asses through the fire again later!

Notes:

Technically there’s a fine line when it comes to “kicking out of a fandom”. It’s a very broad term. I know some people will come at me with your little questions and what not. In a fandom you cannot necessarily be “kicked out”. Yes you may be blocked but other members cannot just take away your internet access or interest and stop you from enjoying it? I mean it more as a general statement, as a whole. If you’re getting “kicked out” for valid reasons you fucked up bro, not the fandom.

AND I know absolutely nothing about the Star Wars fandom, so don’t ask me random questions I don’t have opinionated or hc answers to.

**I’m not getting into the money shit with you guys because that’s a fucking hole I would never want to die in so as a general statement for our purposes, most of the fanfiction authors earn no money for their creative talents*

[cyancherub]

I am very happy to hear you have been well! :D I am also doing pretty good! the days are long and the sunsets are nice so I have no complaints :3

eeee I have not but I WANT TO!! I don't think it's out yet in the US (?) but the second it hits I will be ZOOMING! I am excited for the pp revival (THE CENSORSHIP LOL) hehe I can't wait to yell about these guys again, I am already losing my marbles over the promo pics bc ????? everyone looks so good!!! -r&r

A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET WILL HEAL THE SOUL A LITTLE BIT I TRULY BELIEVE THAT !! ! ! ! it is a gift to be alive and see all the wonders mother nature puts on display for us ... :>

I ALSO WANT TO!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHEN ITS SUPPOSED TO DROP OVER HERE BUT I TOO AM EXCITED FOR THE PP REAWAKENING it will be godly i just know this. IM SO EXCITED TO SCREAM ABT THEMSDFJSHJS please THEY ARE ALL AGING LIKE FINE WINE AND IT IS MAKING STEAM BLOW OUT OF MY EARS

[conspiring-limabean]

i love my mom very much but she makes no sense and i am going to lose my marbles. she and her husband go on vacation out of the country for a week. they come home and immediately, the next day, visit my 80 year old grandfather. i tell her she probably shouldn't be going near my grandpa before we know for sure that they're not sick with anything. she says "oh we're not sick we feel fine! :)" next day her husband is sick. he is spending the entire day in bed im not allowed to go near him, he's being quarantined in the master bedroom. next day my aunt is having a get-together (my grandpa is there) my mom makes me go. sick guy is not coming, because he's so sick he's staying in bed all day. we are going. we, who have been actively exposed to him, my mom who's gone everywhere he has for the past week. that night my mom sleeps in the master bedroom with him. we have a guest room. we have a perfectly usable comfortable guest bedroom. she sleeps in the master bedroom, in the same bed with the guy who is being quarantined. at night I notice their door open so I gently close it. next day she says he's soooo sick she's worried it's Covid and wants me to wear a mask everywhere in the house. she is also wearing a mask everywhere in the house. girl you just slept next to him. I point this out to her. She says its fine because they slept facing opposite directions. She says she left the door open on purpose to air out the room so she doesn't get sick from being in a room of stuffy sick-air. she's mad I closed the door. because was airing out the room. airing out the quarantine room. shes wearing a mask now in the kitchen on the opposite side of the house, so that she doesn't get sick, from the dude who's trapped in the quarantine room. that she just slept in. she says she sanitized the entire kitchen. thats nice. girl you just slept in there did you sanitize yourself. shes still wearing the same pajamas that she just slept in. next to the dude who she thinks might have covid. im gonna lose my mind

[fyodorsmistress]

Hello hello I have three things to say:

YOUR KINKTOBER FIC OMGGGGG😩😩😩 I can't wait to see the rest of them cause DAMN GIRL😫😫🥵

WHY ARE YOU LOSING YOUR MARBLES PLS WHATS WRONG

My fluff fedya fic is already 2.3k words long and I'm not done yet💀

- 💍

THANK U SOOOO MUCH 🥺🥺❤️❤️ I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE LONG ASS FEDYA FLUFF

and im fine my mind has just been all over the place today hsdnsjd i have adhd its normal💀

[epickiya722]

30k words and im not even at the entrance exam yet does this bode well for me YES it does not. listen there was just so much to WRITE about like no one can possibly understand me i am CHANGING things i am using my ability to do Whatever the heck i want in My writing to LOSE MY MARBLES do you understand.... can you comprehend the euphoria of realizing you CAN and WILL actually be a Little quirked up white boy goated with the sauce and maybe quite possibly bust it down sexual style. like somewhere along the line i realized hey i dont have to stick to the plot. and then i just became exponentially worse <- has to leave for class in an hour. LISTEN just listen shakes you back and forth. the day i post this fic is the day i become insanely powerful. its got like. the same PREMISE that ive wanted to be written in SUCH a specific way and HAS been written before (probably several times) but just Not exactly the way i want it to (or maybe it has and ive just never seen it) anyway so i decided fine. ill do it myself. and became insane. like. im insane im excited im quite possibly abnormal Will this affect my grades NO will it affect my sleep schedule NO will this consume every waking moment of peace not spent being productive otherwise in my life? absolutely next question i should be put down Can anyone hear me

And I'm definitely listening! Actually, I feel exactly how you feel!

I'm writing this story right now and oh my gosh, I want to ramble about it but at the same time don't know what really to say!

I plan on posting it in October for Halloween. Yeah, it's for Spooky season.

The premise of the story is that I take my characters, Jayce and River (I love them, my sunshines, my boys, I adore them, they're so cute) and place them into this slasher kind of plot.

I don't want to spill too much. I decided to do this as an challenge since I'm used to writing them in a romantic slice-of-life story and why not?

I also want to get back into writing more original stories.

I'm just really excited about this particular. So excited that I went ahead and wrote a scene for it that turned into the finale of the story! 😆

[zombiified]

me: im going to bed

me like half an hour later: literally sobbing over a spider because i panicked and almost smashed it then remembered something i read or heard idk where if a spider visits you on halloween or smth its a dead relative and its always halloween for me and todays the 1 year anniversary of my grandpa’s death so i am sitting on my floor apologizing and sobbing and begging for it to come back

[geekynightowl1997]

I'm losing my marbles.

I haven't seen Captain America: The First Avenger since 2018 (I was binge watching the MCU before Avengers Infinity War.)

And- a scene from the movie just came to me and I spent like four minutes dying from laughter.

The scene?

The one where Steve and Bucky are talking at the bar and Peggy comes up and doesn't even glance at Bucky. And Bucky is just trying to get her attention- but her eyes are on Steve. And then she leaves and Bucky looks at Steve and just- he looks so heartbroken when he says;

"I'm-I'm invisible. I'm turning into you."

Somebody help me. I don't know why it's funny.

[cherubsoda]

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