#im pregnant now

[souryam]

there's like virtually nothing you can say to me or quotes u can throw in my face to convince me that 20 year old Lily was fine and ok with her husband (a.k.a basically the only person she has around) sneaking out at night to. what. annoy muggle police officers? So many people say "oh no she was talking fondly" and I never got it bc I've always read it as her coming across as annoyed. annoyed but trying to tone it down giving that it was a letter to Sirius. Like imagine you're 20 year old with a newly born baby having to live in almost complete isolation in the middle of a war and a half of the parental unit just decides to dip every Wednesday for #boysnight like what

[aurorangen]

"I have something to tell you," Renee gently touched Vincent's shoulder as soon as he arrived home. The couple had been trying for a baby for a while now and today they were blessed with a special gift, "I'm pregnant!" Vincent had been waiting so long for this moment: tears welled up in his eyes. Words could not form in his mouth, so he held Renee close, not letting her go. She could hear the rapid beating of his heart slowly descend into a soft, calming rhythm ❤️

Start a family ✅

[naffeclipse]

I’m cackling at the idea of Eclipse and humpback YN having their own baby but said baby grows bigger than their papa like he’s holding the baby when they’re born and is upset when it gets older and he can’t carry his baby anymore >:(

That's adorable, ahhh!

A baby between an orca siren and a humpback siren would have a lovely mix of traits from both parents--the baby is bigger than orca siren young but smaller than humpback siren young, so the kid isn't too huge, but still an impressive weight to Eclipse! You would fret over the baby's 'small' size but between the two of you, you both ensure the infant has more than enough food to grow big and strong.

Eclipse loves being a father. He's holding the baby in his arms and cooing and singing sweet lullabies. He just can't believe this little pearl is gonna grow up so big one day but for now, he'll hold his kid as close as he can, when he's not adoring how sweetly you cradle the child (our baby.)

Eclipse is still gonna hold his (not so small) baby even after the years go by, but he does miss when he could cradle the kid.

[welcometogrouchland]

i was gonna make a whole seperate post about how context and art seems to imply that the ex boyfriend that got stephanie pregnant was at least 18, if not older, when she was 16/15, which is kinda squicky (i mean not if she's 16 really, but 15 yes) but in my journeys on the Stephanie Brown wiki (real and delightful thing that exists) i discovered the batman chronicles #22 where her UNCLE HITS ON HER???? i think that's what we're meant to get from it anyway the dialogue is subtle (the art is not imo). AND I. WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT. STEPHANIE YOU CAN START AS MANY GANG WARS AS YOU WANT WITH YOUR LIFE THE WAY IT IS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[oatbugs]

i think if i painted my ex situationship i'd be cured it's the most shallow but intense connection i've had w anyone i think i am so obsessed w how she looks i want 2 photograph her/paint her forever rant in tags but ive talked abt it b4 so feel free to ignore

[menalez]

like its truly wild to me that any of us are having to argue that no, women should not be left out of the workplace on the basis of being pregnant or having chidren. no, men aren't actually justified in doing that. no, its not actually good to have a system in place that specifically disadvantages women specifically bc of their capability to get pregnant & give birth. hello???? arent u a feminist??? isn't that like. feminism 101?

[gxlden-angels]

I don't know if it's the religious trauma or the dead mom trauma but the conservative christian insistence on not teaching children about their bodies in school and insistence that this knowledge should be private in all circumstances with no exceptions should be seen as suspicious at best and criminally malicious at worst

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

Carmilla finds a way for sinners to have babies so she can start a army of tiny babie spiders and also just Have more kids.

Rosie finds out and decides she wants to participate so she goes to Alastor and says they can just turkey baster it and really dejectedly Al sighs and says "no.....I'll do it myself"

[lover-of-mine]

One thing I will never understand is why some of y'all get so mad about Buck and Eddie being roughly the same age. I don't understand how people can learn that Eddie only enlisted when Shannon got pregnant and not just assume he was 18/19 when that happened. In what world a 23 yo would panic enlisted because his girlfriend got pregnant? I don't get it.

[alistairs]

i really wish we could have been everything i dreamed we would be but i forgot to ask if you had the same dreams as me...

-part of an unsent letter from Medea Khalazza to the man who broke her heart

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

[creedslove]

WHY ISN'T ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT PEDRO ACCEPTED HIS AWARD LAST NIGHT WEARING JAVIER PEÑA'S RED SHIRT?

[laikabu]

please more pregnant kabru. i think its so funny that he would hide it from laios like.. when did he realize he was pregnant and how would laios find out 😭

ABUSGYWIGWYIUHQUHUOYEIUYSIUGEYIGSJYDGJYSGID I JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING

let me think about it. let me think about it. fuck fuck fuck fuck BSJHSBYISHUIHWUOEHU

[prettyboyscollection]

(draft from my main, disclaimer for anyone who sees this: this blog is primarily a porn blog and stupid debating will be ignored or laughed at, you can try it but i dont care)

reading stuff about trans rights (especially in the south) on places like twitter is SO fucking frustrating because SO many people uncritically say "people never judge trans men for not meeting/meeting male stereotypes!!" "conservatives/republicans/gender criticals/etc don't care about trans men, they only hate trans women!" "no one cares if a trans man wants to play sports with cis men!" "trans men dont have their presentation criticized!" etc because that's not fucking true! its not!

trans men have all of that and more thrown at them, we're the forefront of a lot of anti-trans talking points (IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE: THE TRANSGENDER CRAZE SEDUCING OUR DAUGHTERS. do you remember this? do you realize this is still one of their huge sources?) and our bodies are seen as mutilated and disgusting, often even more than trans women's, because they see us as women, as ruined women, women they dont see as sexually appealing, potential mothers/incubators, and they take it out on us especially violently. i didnt go through DIY conversion therapy from two conservative transphobes (that included straight up illegal shit) in texas/oklahoma to see people online uncritically parroting the idea that trans men/trans masculinity arent just as fucking hated by people like that. fucks sake.

[mamawasatesttube]

first time tim saw kon have a meltdown he was like “fuckkkk omg what do i do” & played a youtube video of cats purring 10hrs long

that works, but it works better if tim lies on him the entire time too. and pets him. like a cat, or a tribble, he needs to be petted.