#im the Worst

[127luvr]

Hi! Can i request a Jaehyun x male reader where Jaehyun is perceived by the public as a cool guy but when he's with m!r (aka his boyfriend) he turns into the biggest and clingiest nerd ever?

oasis 𓇢𓆸⋆.

jung jaehyun x male reader

although jung jaehyun is nearing ten years into being a solo artist, his fans can count on one hand what they know regarding his personal life. he doesn't mean to keep his life private, yet he doesn't find it necessary to publicize his every move.

this boundary he keeps to separate his idol image and personal life has led fans to describe him as cool. they've decided that a handsome man like jaehyun was stoic. good at keeping his emotions in check, never reacting to anything on camera. never making a funny face or laughing so hard his face flushes. the only emotions he allowed himself to show were on stage--holding the stand of a microphone while singing his heart out.

off-duty jaehyun is different.

jaehyun is the textbook movie boyfriend. clingy--nerdy--cute--and absolutely in love with you. holding your hand whenever you were within an arms reach--holding doors open for you--pulling your chair out on dates--resting his head on your shoulder when he got too tired from being out with friends. he is never not wearing a smile when he's with you.

"what are you thinking so hard about?" jaehyun finds his way onto your lap with ease. laying his head on top of your thighs so his hair fans out--leaving the remainder of his body to rest on the empty couch cushions. his sudden presence catches you off-guard but you don't take long to put your phone down--choosing instead to occupy your fingers with his thick hair.

"you." jaehyun's bareface does nothing to hide the blush that spreads across his face. he doesn't expect such a straightforward answer from you--especially not as you hold the eye contact with him as he stares up at you. he brings his hands up to cover his face but you stop him, pulling your hands away from his hair to grab his wrists. "you're so different with me than you are with your fans, i was just thinking about how funny it is to see you switch up the moment you get off-stage. you're not as cool as you think you are. i don't know how you have girlfriend stans--you don't give them anything."

jaehyun groans, unable to stop the dimples from forming on his cheeks. you let go of his wrists, reaching to cup his face instead. his skin is soft, cheeks filling your palms up immediately.

"i only want you to see that side of me. the only reason i'm in the industry is for the music--i don't need delusional fans." he pauses, a mischievous glint in his eye, "i don't want them to make you jealous or anything." you pinch his cheek in retaliation, pursing your lips as a response. "i should start letting them hold my face like this, huh?"

even as a joke, you can't stay mad at jaehyun for longer than a second. not as he closes his eyes while he laughs, the indentations next to his nose making their appearance. he makes a kissy face up at you, admiring the affect his teasing had on you.

[whatwouldyourmomthink]

Brutally hateful zodiac observation (sorry, I woke up today and chose violence)

Aries men (fire sign men in general) are underdeveloped af. You’re lucky if you met one that doesn’t still live with his momma at the ripe age of 26. Authority of a king, accountability of a toddler.

Taurus is the most possessive sign, not Scorpio. Most people don’t notice because a. It’s material things they try to possess b. They come across as likeable so people let is slide

Libra women are the ultimate girl boss but at the same time the biggest pick me girls

Virgos are the definition of narcissism but usually they justify it with something so it looks like perfectionism. But hey, nothing or no one is enough and they wonder why they are so lonely

Moon in Libra men are the ultimate himbos. They need a socially acceptable good looking woman who will guide them with wisdom and maybe even buy them nice things. At the end of the day, moon in Libra man will check out other girls, try to make their girl think it’s okay to be a side chick. Their main chick is themselves for they are only capable of admiring themselves

Pisces placements in general are lucky people but they are too dumb to even see or enjoy it. Still miserable

Leo placements are the ‚peaked in high school‘ placements. They like to reminisce about their glorious past but the qualities that make them great doesn’t age very well. The more people mature, the more useless ‚leo appeal’ gets

I don’t know anything about geminis because they were never really under my radar. Maybe they’re nice people. Idk idc

Cancer, why are you so comfortable being a loser that you do everything in your power to attract toxic people? It’s one thing to be a bottom but it’s quite another to be a doormat.

Mars in Libra placements suck. They will talk shit behind your back. Will do anything else but give you clarity and honesty.

Leo women and Aries women invented chasing men. (Scorpio and Gemini as well)

Scorpio placements are manipulative, we know. Scorpio mars is the sneakiest. They will come up with an idea and then make it seem like it was your idea. Never directly says it.

Capricorn is the armpit odour placement.

[pebsterino]

making out in front of the camp???Oh, so disgusting (do it again)

[lynnbutlertron]

i love how the Pizza Tower Ships: Insanity Mode Tier List has so many of the ships i like on it. like im so Fucking cringe that the joke tier lists are more applicable to me im seriously the worst but im embracing it

[the-real-housewives-of-waterdeep]

Gale:

My Tav:

[taintedcigs]

me looking at my tbr pile i havent checked in 78 years and keep adding onto

[pycth]

lasky <3

[michameinmicha]

Need to vacuum and clean stuff, move boxes around, do my dnd homework (and some paperwork) but sooooo sleepy tired and also tummy feels bad ;o;

Gods weakest, littlest soldier once again given the hardest battles!!!

[ominoose]

"It's far too late, you're suddenly not aware of what it is we do here?!"

Sucker Punch / Zack Snyder (2011)

[loneheir]

*weird being back and writing ?? like ... fhudjkf i guess i'll watch the batman for background noise && maybe uh - finally watch th*e pen*guin trailer

[mrpicasso-face]

Now that vapid part of me that wants to be loved won't shut up.

"Nobody cares, asshat.

I get it,

You are human and you need to be loved?

Yeah,

That's what you sound like.

So shut up before you embarrass the both of us."

[elephant-in-the-pride-parade]

For the WIP game ‘Lost and Found’ (because I also have a WIP with that title 🙂)

Hi!!! thank you!

Lost and Found is a little Star Trek AU fic i wrote for @maliciousalice as a birthday present and then stalled out on the last chapter. one of those "know what needs to happen but dont want it to end" and then i got distracted by life and other projects. (shes being so patient with me i feel so bad cuz i do wanna get back to it!)

I really enjoyed it. half the chapters were from the kids perspective which is one of my favorite things to do! trying to do a kids POV is always an exciting challenge. I think part of why i stalled out is that half of the last chapter needs to be from Tom Paris POV and hes a character i dont do perspective for often. but ive gotten better at him recently so 🤞 the last chappie will get rolling soon.

[hey-holtzy]

Me watching my YT main full of Nick interviews and TIOY promo: I'll get to it!

Me seeing there's a new 15 min interview with Taylor: INSTANT PLAY.

[tiredfoxtf]

Man. Nevermind the au, I got so embarrassed about it so I can't even tell the synopsis. Ugh, why am I like this.

[buckleybi]

“and that’s why you shouldn’t own a gun” i say while @buddiesholly is sobbing next to me

[galakianexplosion]

Drew two of my ocs {Pom & Pim™️} when they were children. Lowkey too tired to explain the lore rn. Might reblog with some lore if interested.

Know that they were as close as twins can be, and had to rely on each other to survive for a while. And promptly fell apart and then one fell into a coma and stuff-