#in case you’re asking

[zoomire]

asking for Maya pretty pls 🙏🙏🙏

Hello lgbtq community

[spacerockband]

like, he didn’t even stop 9/11…

[doctorsiren]

I saw an interesting post a while back that said “Capcom made us [Miles and Diego/Godot] only have like two(?) interactions because they knew we would be unstoppable with a brother dynamic” and tbh it stuck with me bc it was intriguing.

So yeah that potential brotherhood, but that Godot/Diego AU I made (that I still need a name for)

Also I bet Gregory Edgeworth would have smelled like a bit like coffee, and so Diego just reminds Miles of that comforting presence 😭 (the von Karma estate was a tea household, so he didn’t smell much coffee after DL-6 and didn’t realize how much he missed it/reminded him of his father)

[frownyalfred]

What gets me about that TikTok is that Pamela is RIGHT THERE. She is POISON Ivy. I think Crane is also there??? These gyys canonically love drugging people.... that's their whole thing.......... and they went after Alfred....

Dude, the comments on that post were insanely anti-Alfred. Like yes, as others have noted, in the many decades of canon his character has done some bad things. But cancelling Alfred Pennyworth 100% is so wild to me. Like Bruce is RIGHT there 🤣

[earthsparked]

Personally if I found out my car turned out to be a transformers, I wouldn’t be scared but I would be PISSED because you mean to tell me that all the payments, gas, oil changes, replacements, etc. yet this whole you didn’t even NEED any of it like do you know how expensive gas is in this economy?? I don’t give a damn if your a deception, autobot or whatever the hell, we are fighting because you had the audacity to let me think you were a regular car for years and had me waste thousands of dollars on you??

They can hack into your bank account and add some zeros, it's fine. It's fiiiiiine. Don't worry about it.

[dragonagepolls]

Me at work: I should make a biteability tier list for the Dragon Age characters

Dragon Age characters ranked by how biteable they are

Criteria under the cut

Firstly this is assuming that either the bitee has agreed to be bitten, or that the bite is happening during a brawl or whatever idk don’t look at me

Secondly this is not about how much I want to bite them (otherwise Harding would also be S-tier).

Cleanliness: Pretty self-explanatory. Extremely important to me.

Tolerance: How hard can I bite them

Mouthfeel: Also self-explanatory

Repercussions: What is gonna happen to me as a result?

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

I always respect your rule about suggestive posts, and I am 100% on board with it.

However please keep in mind that at least on mobile if there are many tags on a post some of these will be hidden! And some people might not notice the tag! Even I sometimes caught myself almost liking/reblogging something because I zoned out and didn't notice (I'm also a dummy and might not register that something is suggestive, especially that english isn't my first language.) When tagging questionable posts, please put the #suggestive tag first. Or not, I'm not gonna order you how to tag your posts, but please concider.

Thank you for reading and have a good weekend!

Sincerely, a 16yo ULTRAKILL fan

I’ll try to remember to put that tag at the front. I schedule all the posts when I’m at work so I’m usually more preoccupied with making sure no one is standing behind me while I’m doing that so the tags are an afterthought. But like I said I’ll try to fix that for future posts.

But anyway I reblogged that warning cause I had to block 2 accounts that followed and blatantly said they were 14. Meaning they couldn’t bother to read the short af blog description I have there. It’s right there as soon as you open the account. I can’t make it any more obvious. And I know they scrolled through the account because they were liking old posts that were tagged as well. They didn’t just follow from their dashboard. Not slick.

Like. Come on. I too was on tumblr from the age of 13 but I had the common sense to not do that. Stay out of trouble. Don’t cross people’s boundaries. 10 years from now you’ll realize how uncomfortable it’d be to have a 14 year old thirst posting in your replies.

If you’re going to do it anyway. Do that in your private discord or whatever with your friends that are (hopefully) around your age, I can’t stop you. But doing it out in the open with 0 respect is an auto block from me. Not only because it’s weird, but it opens themselves up to being creeped on.

[losthighwys]

something bonkers (value neutral) about final reckoning is that ethan is absolutely miserable covered in tears the entire 3 hours never once lightens up or acts like everything is okay or pretends he isn’t buckling in fear and sadness and grief never even celebrates saving the world in the end just pure struggle and the movie is like “well! he’s just gonna do this until someday he doesn’t make it and dies!”

[magicicephoenix]

(the nickname Squeaky did, in fact, stick)

Toony and ASHTE!Bendy being a duo because they’re my AUs and i said so. Bendy has a… prickly personality but Toony can soften just about anyone’s heart :)

bonus:

[woahjo]

BOKUTO IS SO SCARRYYYY WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK

yes, you want him, but he wants you more and he’s convinced himself that you already belong to him. the way he gets jealous when you’re not even dating him yet…. the glint he gets in his eye when his certainty of your infatuation with him is in doubt. CHILLS.

[1doesnotsimplyhavejust1fandam]

Not to be delusional on main but I’m so confused about the birthmark aspect of the mom thinking Cameron was actually her baby Micah. Like. We saw the heart birthmark on Cameron, undeniably. And the mother had a whole story to tell about how she’d kiss the birthmark every night on her baby, so hello? Are we just ignoring that? I didn’t even care about the subplot much, but in terms of Bobby still being alive, it was crazy. Because the birthmark was forgotten the instant Athena told the mother she had a DNA test done. If it was just a reason for the mother to not seem like she was completely delusional, there were other ways. Ways that don’t involve a very visible birthmark on the kid (just like the very visible birthmark on the surrogate kid of the captain who is supposedly dead, and that many fans take the time to include in their art or their writing, and that is devastatingly apparent in his every scene). It could’ve been Cameron smiling exactly how the mom remembered Micah’s smile. It could’ve been a giggle that sounded like the baby laugh that Micah had (even a birthday video montage with a baby video laugh might’ve worked!!!). If it HAD to be a birthmark, it could’ve been the mother spotting what looked like a birthmark, but wasn’t always visible, and it was just a spill from the catering food (that the mom literally helped with for the party!!!) or a spot of dirt!!! Athena is in the midst of grieving her HUSBAND, any number of ways to fool her and us into believing Micah was alive could’ve been effective. They had the excuse that she wasn’t ready to mourn yet, and wasn’t thinking clearly ready-made! A heart birthmark was insane to SHOW, and then immediately forget about. Are we supposed to assume that Micah didn’t have a birthmark at all? Or that his birthmark was similar but not the same? Not even climbing the walls about this (anymore) just mad as hell because what?????

[that-fish-who-writes]

hello.

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*deep inhale*

KEEFITZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

...uhhhmm.

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what's a keefitz...?

I don't think I've ever heard of such a thing :( sorrryyyy /j

anyways wanna see this cool drawing I made of a certain two characters? :3 !!

[akkpipitphattana]

~fellas~ is it queerbait for the marketing team to use two actors that the fandom jerks off to becuase they fetishize them? NO! IT'S NOT. You just erase the actual queer characters, especially the black ones, cause you're racist pieces of shit who confuse your masturbatory fantasies with real rep. Get some real dick, maybe.

girl i’m a lesbian.

[game-on-comics]

Yuya, why do I never see you in Wii Sports Club? I've heard that you're a baseball teammate, but I have yet to witness you playing baseball. I also haven't seen you spectating any of the sports or playing bowling either, what's up with that?

Art: Dunbar ; Speech bubbles: Caro

[gladiatorcunt]

also on your modern coryo; is he the "'youre so mysterious' says man who has never asked you a question about yourself" type or does he Never STOP asking you questions

in the beginning he’s the former (saw you and was like “wow they’re so different and not like the others *lip bite*” without ever talking to you), something was starting to change in him but he was still more of a narcissistic jerk than anything else. talked about himself the whole time he managed to corner you in the library after hours (bc you work there but he thought it was fate) for a full conversation. but once he’s gotten you to go out with him, he’s sitting you down and passing you a whole ass questionnaire and saying that he would have texted it to you but he wanted to be sure that you’re not lying about anything.

Questions like:

“What’s your favorite color?” (he knows that already but what if you’re indecisive)

“How do you take your coffee?” (he knows that too but again you could be completely unstable for all he knows)

“How do you feel about Hello Kitty?” (what if he needs to create a new section in the budget for your obsession)

“Ring size, now.” (not a question, he’ll measure it while you sleep if you’re not sure)

“Dream place to get married?” (haha just casually daydreaming about the future, he just wants to get a feel for your personality)

“Place you want to be buried and in what position?” (in his family’s plot and wrapped around him in the same coffin, already filled out for you)

“Am i deer pretty or fox pretty?” (Well? Is he deer pretty or fox pretty 🔫)

[thekenobee]

I'm sorry how the fuck does he look like a fucking action man here?

What is going on. This is not the same man. He looks like Tom fucking Cruise or someone

How is he DOING THAT

(aside: maybe it's the scars. action man has one scar. here Burn has lots of scars. therefore, he is more action man than action man. QED)

Ahhhh yessss

Meat grinder looks SO GOOD on him, MMMMMMM THE SCARS

Also, the Expanse might JUST be his best look, the length of his hair, the outfits, there’s something there, he’s IRRESISTIBLE