#in front of my mom’s friends!!!!

[maxgicalgirl]

Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(

[transexualpirate]

i love the lesbian couple that lives near my parent's work. they are super nice and they live in a farm with nine dogs and over fifteen cats (not an exaggeration). im pretty sure one of them was in a cult when she was younger. they're both butch and one of them says she doesn't see gender for anyone ever, only presentation and pronouns. she still uses the word lesbian to herself because she thinks it sounds cool. all animals in their farm are rescues. they have more coconut trees that they can account for so everytime we visit they shove coconut at us and we leave with at least ten in our car because they literally don't know what to do with that much coconut. their existence fills me with hope

[sergle]

has the huggable twee irritation always been a Thing or did it evolve in response to like, "you're not ugly. i'd fuck you" type comments? like in your personal experience

god, I'm not well spoken enough to describe it exactly the way it Registers In My Brain... but like. It's not the "you're not ugly, I'd fuck you" genre, and that type of comment is so easy to immediately dismiss because it always comes from a certain type of man, and it's like yeah yeah, I could throw a sandwich and you'd fuck it before it hit the floor. But also, that one's so specific, it's a bottom-of-the-barrel "compliment" that dudes will give when a woman has actively said something about feeling like she's unattractive.

The HUGGABLE THING. The oooh squishy marshmallow somft huggable mom shaped 🥺🥰 She looks like she gives GREAT HUGS. Those comments are UNPROMPTED. I'm immediately like. Every keyword you say, I kill another hostage. I will blow up this whole building and everyone in it. Because it is SO FUCKING WEIRD. And I have heard it one million times. And I see it on every drawing of a character who's even remotely plus sized. These comments would not fly for a thinner person, they'd be rightfully received as weird. People aren't gonna comment on a picture of Ariana Grande going omg she's sooo huggable mom friend shaped. WHAT. Simultaneously are desexualized and sanitized to a weird degree in that uwu language way, WHILE also being creepy. Like, why are you describing what you think I'd feel like if you hugged me? Like the only positive thing you can think of to say is that I look like I have some give. As strangers. I'm not going to hug you, I think you're a creep and I think you're giving yourself a big pat on the back for complimenting a fat person. What are we doing I'm arguing at the air. Where am I And you're just supposed to go oh thank you that's so nice, because as a fat person, you gotta take whatever compliment you get, even if it is actually not a compliment. And that's the thing, there are SO MANY ACTUAL COMPLIMENTS TO PICK FROM. But people settle on huggable and somft. Was this person pretty? Were they hot? You could say gorgeous? Handsome, beautiful? Elegant? Stunning? Sharp? Sexy? Stylish? Are you trying to say that you're attracted to this person's body? Are we being horny? Do you think they just look nice in general? Can't we think of anything else to say? Or are we just gonna sit here and say they fuckin look like Santa Claus. Huggable like a pillow. Girl what the fuck

[pectinpeeress]

Was trying to articulate their dynamic because it doesn’t really feel like found-family, or like a boss and his employee, and it’s definitely not friendship. Then I realized it’s like that British comedian who got into a cabbage themed rivalry with a twelve year old.

[corpsentry]

here i give u poem or wtv

[no27-autonation-honda]

congratulations to Mme. Pascale Leclerc, who has surely just experienced both the funniest and most unhinged weekend a mother could ever have. Dear fucking christ, I hope your middlest son brought you a bottle of champagne for yourself, ma'am.

[evilblunt27]

Roommates as a concept is really depressing and wrong to me like why as a human being would I live with people I am not closely bonded with on a familial level. Cus why are we not beautiful monkey family in our cave that love each other right now... I don't even know you...

I want to live alone regardless but if i ever have to live with people again I'm not doing that shit with people who don't already know everything about me and who I'm not comfortable walking around in my underwear or peeing with the door open in front of.

[sweetandglovelyart]

“My baby’s a king! Oh Ranzie, your father would be so proud of you!”

“Mother! You’re embarrassing me in front of my subjects!”

Momranza reveal 🕷️ this is my OC Theraphoza, Taranza’s mother. I also drew Taranza wearing his king outfit that I designed for him since he becomes the king of Floralia after the events of Triple Deluxe in my AU. I see Taranza as being a little bit of a mama’s boy/his mom dotes upon and fusses over him a lot since he’s her only child. I could also see Thera acting like a mother to all of Taranza’s friends too, like she’d cook for them and make sure they’re well fed whenever they visit Floralia and she would knit them stuff to keep them warm in the cold.

[kevinsdsy]

god bless i’m introverted and stay inside as much as possible because the few times i do go out there’s some major side quests going on

[vivanightcity]

We'll meet again Don't know where Don't know when But I know we'll meet again some sunny day

[famewolf]

it's been since my early 20s that I had in-person friends to actually hang out with regularly. and idk how to word it exactly, but making a push last year to actively try and forge friendships in person was such a good idea

I'd been missing that sense of physical community for so long and I finally feel like I have it back. and it's just a boon to my soul!!

[wizardnuke]

the lord is testing me so hard rn. holy fuck. give me a break

[carcarrot]

OH MY GOD A YEAR AGO TODAY .

[destielgaysex]

September 18, 2008: Premiere of Supernatural Season 4 Episode 1 - Lazarus Rising, the episode that first introduces us to Castiel.

November 5, 2008: Proposition 8 takes effect in California, preventing the issuance of same-sex marriage licenses.

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Lighthearted question for you if you want to answer❤️

Who do you feel most you around?

I held on to this ask because I really had to think about it lol, I feel like I wear so many hats in life.

I guess I feel most me around my parents (I feel bad because they’re the ones who I feel safest/most relaxed with so I’m always just exhausted when I’m with them lol 😅 because I don’t have to put on any airs for them or anything), my brother, and two friends :) I’m very blessed to have people I can be myself with!

[nothing0fnothing]

No because one time I was crying because my mom made so many horrible remarks about my body and my weight and how nobody would ever want to be my friend or want to marry me if I continued to be fat and then she got uncomfortable because I wouldn't stop crying even after she told me to so she followed all that up with "I know it's hard to hear but the truth hurts."

I was eight.