#incel bird

[olicutterartorsmt]

Kris: nonbinary (canon), queer, greyaroace, they/them

Susie: trans fem, Demigirl, nonbinary, butch lesbian (canon), it/she/they/he (fluid on they/them and he/him pronouns it depends on how she feels about them that day)

Ralsei: Demiboy, trans masc, intersex, nonbinary, Enbian (nblnb) they/them

Noelle: trans woman, lesbian (canon I think) (wlnm),she/her

Lancer: trans nonbinary, nonbinary, genderqueer, aroace, they/them

Incel bird: het but that toxic het

Queen: HEIOHSOIHOISH I LOVE HER OML cis, bisexual (pref to women) she/her

Rouxls Kaard: gender-fluid, pansexual, any/all (my bbg tbh)

Swatch: nonbinary (mtnb), gay (nwlm)

Seems: transmasc, aroace

[taconafide2]

why is gi twitter lately obsessed with discussions on whether what hoyo does with their ships is queercoding under censorship or queerbait

[lesbianlenas]

mockingbird outside my window again just screeching out there bc it cant find a gf. u don’t see me screaming in the middle of the night bc i don’t have a gf do u? cant stand these birds s2g

[piratedllama]

need more female mockingbirds in my neighborhood so these horny losers will SHUT UP

[4-side]

yknow im so happy these stray cats have for the most part stopped coming in our backyard bc more birds have started coming and they'll sometimes come closer to the back door so we get to see the birds in their full glory walxijfnraksi

[alalumin]

I'm sorry, I'm experiencing phantom of the opera fever, the music was amazing and the actors were so great. Unfortunately our seats were far away and I had to squint the whole time, I'll definitely be saving up for better seats whenever I get the chance to watch it again.

[vampslxsher]

As new deltarune sneaks and lore are coming out I just wanna be clear. I will stay Berdly's #1 hater.

[yanderenightmare]

Adam

TW: NSFW, dubcon/noncon, abuse of power

fem reader

To all the people in my inbox, yes, I watch Hazbin Hotel, and yes, we can talk about Alastor, Valentino, Vox, Husk, and Lucifer.

But first, I’d be lying if I said Adam isn’t living in my head rent-free with his entitled, loud-mouthed ass and his sheer disregard for absolutely everyone around him. 

Not to mention his ownersickness.

He’s genesis – the onset of all humanity – and believes everyone is beholden to him because of that – that everyone should fall to his feet and kiss his balls and thank him for their origins.

He treats new angels like a free-for-all eat-all-you-can buffet – like a harem of only the purest sinless samples. Because who wouldn’t feel a little bashful being comforted by the first man after an untimely death – welcomed to heaven and congratulated on a life lived in virtue?

Your cheeks heat up as he flirts with little ol’ you as if you’re not just one of the many million people he plans on corrupting.

And he’s such a big deal in heaven, too. Those big balls have a lot of sway, and he swings them and his dick around at every turn. 

So just imagine if you try to deny him. I mean, he’s Adam. Everyone has him to thank for their lives, and it’s in death that you should all pay your dues.

So, if he says he wants you, you don’t have the right to tell him no.

And the unfairness makes you feel so helpless – nihilistic despite being in heaven. thinking back to the many times on earth when you’d question the existence of god only to persevere. Kept to your morals through it all, remained vigilant in your belief – only to now question if your God really deserved it when he allows injustice even here, in the fucking promised land.

And having been left by both Eve and Lilith, Adam's become a woman-hating misogynist with incel rage that has stewed since The Creation – and so keeps you locked in his suite like a pet. 

He throws his mask off when he comes home, disrobes, and walks about as he’d done in Eden – and says it’s just as much a sin to oppose the first man as it is to oppose God himself when he demands that you strip and get on the bed. 

He’s never gracious, even when you obey – he takes you how he wants – with your ass up and your face down and his hand pressing down on your back between your wings – licking his lip when you wince and whimper, taking every inch of his fat cock in your tight cunt while your pearl-white feathers ruffle and shiver like a baby-bird who’d fallen from the nest. 

Sometimes, he’ll threaten to banish you down to hell if you don’t worship him like the good little Christian you aspire to be. After all, heathen whores who don’t stick to their prayers don’t have a place in heaven.

[reyrapidsbutgayer]

Ranking All Elden Ring Bosses by Fuckability

It was only a matter of time until I made a post like this.

In this hypothetical all of the bosses can be reasonably communicated with and are not actively trying to kill you.

Repeat bosses not included, duo bosses counted seperate.

It should also be assumed that all of these bosses have access to their magic/items/resources to benefit them in bed.

Explanation of Grading system:

Ineligible: (Cannot give consent)

These characters are not sentient enough to communicate consent, or are physically incapable of sex.

Unfuckable: (Can give consent, but does not DESERVE sex)

Character sucks so badly that they do not deserve to experience pleasure in any shape or form.

Uninterested: (Can give consent, does not WANT sex)

These character are fully capable of sex but would never participate in sex due to lack of interest or overabundance of moral convictions.

Not worth it: (Can give consent, is terrible in bed)

I mean, you COULD have sex with these characters but why would you?

Acceptable: (Can give consent, would be fine in bed)

These characters are average in bed, nothing crazy or noticeable. Some might end up in this category because they ARE good at sex, but the entire process would be inconvenient or uncomfortable to initiate.

Good Time: (Can give consent, would be great in bed)

These characters are good at sex, give or take a few points depending on their mood or situation.

Knock your socks off: (Can give consent, would be amazing in bed)

These characters excel in giving pleasure and would be well worth the time and effort involved.

Sex God: (Can give consent, would be the best in bed)

These characters would be so good at sex that all other factors are irrelevant. They are serving and we are here for it.

Evil Sex God: (Can give consent, is a terrible person but you’d make an exception.)

These are characters that should fall lower in the rankings, but their sexual prowess supersedes their inherent awfulness to a noteworthy degree.

Full list below the read more. Obviously it's not going to be sfw.

Ineligible: (Cannot give consent)

Dragonkin Soldier:

Mindless beast

Astel, Naturalborn of the Void

Weird rock alien, doesn't/can't understand.

Fia's Champions:

Ghosts, simps.

Regal Ancestor Spirit

Animal

Erdtree Avatar

A plant

Great Wyrm Theodorix

Mindless beast.

Ulcerated Tree Spirit

A plant, no junk

Tibia Mariner:

Skeleton

Red Wolf of the Champion:

Animal.

Full-Grown Fallingstar Beast

Weird rock alien, doesn't/can't understand.

Abductor Virgin

First off, just some snakes in a robot. Second, virgin.

Erdtree Burial Watchdog

Stone gargoyle

Crystalians

Non-organic

Mad Pumpkin Heads

Unable to consent due to madness.

Cemetery Shade

Unable to consent due to mind controlling parasite.

Spirit-Caller Snail

Animal

Runebear

Animal

Miranda the Blighted Bloom

A plant

Guardian Golem

Stone gargoyle

Starscourge Radahn:

Unable to consent due to madness

Unfuckable: (Can give consent, but does not DESERVE sex)

Elden Beast:

Too catholic.

Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-Knowing:

Dick game weak - unironically posts joker memes.

Omenkiller:

Basically a cop.

Necromancer Garris:

Killed his family, not a good husband.

Royal Revenant:

Won't stop screaming (in an unsexy way)

Godrick the Grafted:

Incel - Also all that murder and torture business but mostly the Incel stuff.

Uninterested: (Can give consent, does not WANT sex)

Valiant Gargoyle:

Could probably have sex if it wanted to, but is kinda going through a lot right now. Ya know, that whole "Is made of several corpses mashed together" thing.

Malenia, Blade of Miquella:

Look, I ALSO wanted her to higher up on this list, but let's be honest here. Her body is rotting and falling apart, she just isn't up for sex in her current form. In her prime? She'd be top of the list. She's the daughter of Marika and Radagon, she'd be playing fuck/marry/kill with every warrior who crossed her path. (in that order)

Death Rite Bird:

I think it might be physically capable of sex, but is too busy burning corpses to bother with stuff like that.

Black Blade Kindred:

Same reason as the Valiant Gargoyle but you might have like 2% more of a chance because they are goth.

Maliketh, the Black Blade:

Would normally be a sex god, but is too religious. Probably took a vow about this sort of thing.

Morgott, the Omen King:

You kidding me? This guy has the same energy as a repressed youth pastor. He's gonna be a virgin till the day he dies. The dude sided with the same religious order that locked him a sewer and tried to kill him. He's not out there getting phone numbers he's too busy praying and judging others for their 'impure thoughts'.

Draconic Tree Sentinel:

Married to his job, also physically chained to his horse. He ain't taking off that armor anytime soon.

Wormface:

Too sad, leave him alone his face is full of worms.

Tree Sentinel:

Same as the Draconic Tree Sentinel but he's a tiny bit more naive so you might have a better chance.

Elder Dragon Greyoll:

Too sleepy, but still kinda a milf.

Grafted Scion:

There might be some genitals in there somewhere but I don't think they know how or even want to use them.

Not worth it: (Can give consent, is terrible in bed)

Esgar, Priest of Blood:

No sense of hygiene, is always covered in blood (in an unsexy way)

Mohg, Lord of Blood:

This loser is dripping with all the least sexy bodily fluids and he has sharp horns sticking out of him. Even if you got him in bed you'd only enjoy like 5% of it. Plus you just know he'd be all needy afterwards and try to get you to join his MLM.

Borealis the Freezing Fog:

Too cold, not a snuggler.

Elemer of the Briar:

The armor stays ON during sex.

Kindred of Rot:

It's like all the worst possible aspects of alien biology, it won't be nearly as fun as you hoped.

Sanguine Noble:

Same as all the other Mohg followers, too sticky and too smelly.

Decaying Ekzykes:

He's sick right now, leave him alone.

Acceptable: (Can give consent, would be fine in bed)

Loretta, Knight of the Haligtree:

I'm sure she'd be a decent lover. Maybe a little overzealous but she'd has good intentions.

Grave Warden Duelist:

I mean these guys are hot and probably fuck like a truck but they are not the most caring lovers, also they are covered in live snakes so there is that.

Night's Cavalry:

If you like goth knights I'm sure they'd be fine.

Onyx Lord:

Their skin probably feels like stone, but I bet they can pull off all sorts of freaky zero-g sex stuff if you ask them.

Alabaster Lord:

Same as the Onyx Lord but slightly more goth.

Fell Twins:

Once you get past the horns and stuff I bet the Omens are actually pretty good in bed, just watch out.

Demi-Human Queens:

I feel like all Demi-humans are pretty good lovers but their biology probably has some unexpected drawbacks.

Stonedigger Troll:

If you can get past the texture and the size I bet they could be decent in bed.

Flying Dragon Greyll:

A surprisingly unsexy dragon, but a dragon is a dragon and still worth at least a one night stand.

Glintstone Dragon Adula:

A dragon willing to kill racist magic users, earns them a few extra points.

Beastman of Farum Azula:

On one hand the Beastmen probably have crazy mating skills, but they are also zombies, which detracts some points for all the decay.

Battlemage Hugues:

Contrary to popular belief, Wizards are not very good at sex. They spend all their time studying instead of partying, at least Hugues is willing to get his hands dirty.

Commander O'Neil:

Seems like a decent guy, but probably won't shut up about his time in the military. Also he is infected with scarlet rot so that might be a mood killer.

Bloodhound Knight Darriwil:

The bloodhound knights are probably pretty wild in bed if you can earn their loyalty, but good luck with that.

Adan, Thief of Fire:

The dude committed heresy, that has to earn him some sexy points.

Soldier of Godrick:

He's a good boy, he's doing his job so throw him a bone.

Flying Dragon Agheel:

One of the first dragons you encounter, so he earns some points for style.

Demi-Human Chief:

Same as the queens, but probably a bit rougher in bed.

Good Time: (Can give consent, would be great in bed)

Lichdragon Fortissax:

A much sexier dragon, you know they were hooking up with Godwin. Only loses some points for all the death rot.

Crucible Knight Siluria:

A bit gloomy, but I bet the crucible knights can do all sorts of freaky stuff with their animal body parts.

Mimic Tear:

A slippery liquid shapeshifter, need I say more?

Commander Niall:

A way better guy than O'Niel, plus he just a bit more daddy energy.

Fire Giant:

Once you get past his size, his sadness and the giant fell god of destruction in his chest, I bet he's got something going on.

Ancient Hero of Zamor:

Gives me Hercules/Amazonian vibes, I could be into it.

Cleanrot Knight:

Lesbian activities detected.

Crucible Knight:

These guys have tails, horns, wings and big old throat sacks. Imagine the possibilities.

Glintstone Dragon Smarag:

Has a sword. If you hear "Dragon holding a sword" and your pants aren't already off, we can't be friends.

Bols, Carian Knight:

He seems like a good boy.

Scaly Misbegotten:

I feel like the Misbegotten have some really interesting possibilities with their animal biology. I bet they have bonobo type societies and that could be fun.

Leonine Misbegotten:

Same as the other Misbegotten.

Misbegotten Warrior:

Same as the other Misbegotten.

Knock your socks off: (Can give consent, would be amazing in bed)

Crucible Knight Ordovis:

Has all the desirable traits of a Crucible Knight but I also imagine they are super into threesomes.

Perfumer Tricia:

She seems really nice, and would be a super attentive lover. Plus she probably has access to crazy drugs and could hook you up.

Nox Swordstress & Nox Priest:

You just know that the Nox were getting up to crazy hot and crazy unethical experiments in their underground cities. These two probably get up to some wild shit and they are inviting you to join them.

Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon:

As she is now, I bet she'd be too sad to really be in a relationship again. But she kept up with Radagon and you just know she has some tricks up her sleeves that could make you abandon the golden order.

Sex God: (Can give consent, would be the best in bed)

Dragonlord Placidusax:

Has two male heads and three female heads, imagine...

Ancient Dragon Lansseax:

Formed a whole freaky dragon/human cult and you just know they got into some eyes-wide-shut orgies behind those doors.

Godfrey, First Elden Lord (Hoarah Loux):

We all knew he'd be this high on the list. He was just a normal dude but he managed to keep pace with Queen Marika (Who is basically a goddess of fertility) for a good long while. He will fold you in half (on the battlefield and in the bedroom.)

Evil Sex God: (Can give consent, is a terrible person but you’d make an exception.)

Radagon of the Golden Order:

He sucks in all the worst ways, but I mean... You can't NOT. Both Radagon and Marika are the embodiment of evil but they managed to suck and fuck their way across an entire continent for generations. You HAVE to give a try at least once.

Godskin Duo:

Oh my god will it be awful with all those flayed human skins, but you know you are still gonna have to. They can stretch and do all sorts of freaky stuff with their bodies, plus they kill gods and nothing is sexier than heresy.

Vyke, Knight of the Roundtable:

The dude is a mad killer but... he can still probably get it, might as well give it a try.

God-Devouring Serpent / Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy:

Personally I wouldn't, he's a loser and will probably kill you. But he is also a giant snake made up of squirming hands doing all sorts of sexual experiments, I can't blame you if you want to give it a taste.

Black Knife Assassin:

They committed a whole lot of treason but the power of armored lesbians is too hard to resist.

Patches:

If you are already having sex with from software characters, you gotta give Patches at least one attempt. When you wake up he'll have robbed you, but you knew what you were getting into.

[lemonsweet]

I don't condone berdly haters that's literally just a little boy that likes video games and is oblivious to social situations he's not an incel or whatever you're projecting onto him he's a teenage bird boy wearing glasses

[call-me-maggie13]

Things my coworkers said during the Barbie movie:

Carson (17) : “wait. Is Ken the OG incel?”

Jermie (22) : “where do I get those rollerblades?” Also “That little girl is kinda mean. It’s not Barbie’s fault the world sucks. She should punch a president instead of yelling at Barbie.”

Jalen (19) : “now I’m upset that horses don’t run the world.”

Ken (24) : [quietly, during “I’m Just Ken,” in time with the music] “Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken.”

Caleb (18, his first day was the same day we went to the movie) : “I always thought I would want Morgan Freeman to narrate my life, but now I want Lizzo to write a song about it.”

Nathan (22, dressed up as Allan) : “Midge is actually Allan’s wife. Did you know that? He’s not actually gay. I mean, he is because him and Ken definitely fuck but - ” [gets told to shut up by another movie-goer] [quietly] “some people don’t know the Barbie lore and it shows.”

Cody (20, brought his gf but made her sit alone so he could sit with us) : “I like the little old lady. She reminds me of my granny. Except less racist.”

Questions the boys asked after the Barbie movie:

Carson : “I don’t think I understood it. Why was Barbieland supposed to be better than the real world if the Kens were treated like objects.” [we all kinda explain it] “Wait. Maggie. You feel like a Ken every day? I’m so sorry.”

Jermie : “Why did the old lady not tell Barbie she could be real? Is that something I was supposed to understand?”

Jalen : “Was that Dua Lipa? Was she a mermaid? Also, Ryan Gosling? Margot Robbie? Kate McKinnon? Dude. I thought this was gunna be bad just because it had so many big Hollywood people. But it was - god. Greta Gerwig will definitely be mentioned in my next therapy session. Can we come back next week?”

Ken : “Did you cry? I didn’t cry. It was alright.” (he definitely cried. Twice. I sat next to him.)

Caleb : “Can we get matching I Am Kenough shirts?”

Nathan : “Can I write a letter to Greta Gerwig to both thank her and ask her to never make a movie again? I don’t think I’ll survive another Greta movie.” (He has seen Little Women (2019) and Lady Bird (2017). He claims to have not recovered from either of them as well.)

Cody : “What’s a gynecologist?”

[notallsandmen]

The Honk Zone Presents: Absurdist Sandman AUs

Dreamling, but no one likes hair pulling or has a praise kink AU

Hob is just so so on living AU

Witchfinder General Hob AU

Dream, but when Hob calls him a friend he's just like "ok bestie" AU

Dream is a neurotypical extrovert AU

Dream does Eat Pray Love after Calliope divorces him AU

Commitmentphobe Orpheus AU

Incel Basement Dweller Orpheus AU

Death makes time for her siblings AU

True Crime Wine Mom Dream AU

Flat Earther Dream AU

Disney Live Action Sequel Enjoyer Dream AU

Agony Aunt Columnist Destiny AU

Live Laugh Love Author Despair AU

Couple’s Counselor Desire AU

Marie Kondo Organizer Delirium AU

Dreaming Union Leader Mervyn AU

Agoraphobic Destruction AU

Hitchcock’s The Birds (but it's all just Jessamy and Matthew) AU

Anger Management therapist Lyta Hall AU

The Corinthian Ken Barbie AU

Instagram Influencer John Dee AU

Destiny’s Wet Hot Summer AU

Made by myself and @chaosheadspace @ml-nolan @chaosclimber , @beatnikfreakiswriting

[shigacocki]

Twitter message

Paired: tomura shigaraki x chubby fem! Reader smut

A/N: this was based on my twitter dms that's I got few days ago, I still can't believe someone ask me that lol. ( also this self-insert soo I'm sorry if this oneshot isn't described as you.)

Warnings: misogyny/transphobic + incel shiggy + non-con/dub-con + forced pregnancy + drugged (sex pollens) + mention of kidnapping.

You got a message from twitter, you click it and see a username by the name league01_ with a no profile and check their account, It's recently been made.

You check the message and it's say:(Helloo are you here?? Are you female or not?) your eyebrow rise and start to giggle, you had to troll them.

You accept the message and start to mess with them.

(what's if I have penis?... I'm a woman) you send the message less then a few mintues they're start to relpy and message back.

(Huh? Are you woman or tran? That's why I'm asking, I'm very confused.) You were getting frustrated with this person and basically explain to them that's you're a cis woman. it's was extremely rude for someone to asking you for your gender, They're reply back.

(ahh okay I'm sorry but what's does cis mean?)

You were dumbfounded by their relpy and send a message back.

(I'm born as a woman, I have breast and vagina.   Hope you have great day bro.)

They're send a message and you block them after that.

(It's sound like you don't wanna talk to me no more.)

Little did you know you were messaging the most dangerous villain, Tomura shigaraki. He was infuriated by you blocking him, he started to scratch his neck aggressively.. Little brat.

Then he has an idea, he starts looking for more info about you. How dare you act like that toward him, he does have tran friends and you didn't let him explain about it.

Tomura made other fake account and start stalking your page, he's got more upset when he's seen you expose your messages about him but you cover his username.. Awww she want to hide my username how cute.

Tomura thought to himself. He kept scrolling to your page and found some photos of you.. You're quite cute.. But have a bratty attitude.

Tomura easliy found your location by hacking some info and steal more photos of you.

It's been a couple of days since you had block that person, you're glad they're didn't harass you or send death threats your way.

You quitely enjoy a nice warm walk by the park, it's pretty chilly so you had a big baggy green hoodie and simple black pants.

You sigh softly as you went to sat down at a bench. Listing to the birds chirp and enjoy the autumn air.

A tall slim man came near your bench as he sat down too. You give him a side eye, he looks to be around your age but has a skin condition so it's hard to tell with his messy light blue hair covering his face.

You look away to look at the birds more.

Without warning the man quickly put his hand around your neck and your eyes widened in fear.

" hello little bunny it's nice to see you in person." He leans in as he starts to nip your ear. You have no clue who this person is or why this man is holding your neck threateningly. Your whole body start to shake very uncomfortable and freeze up by his unwanted attention.

" don't you remember me the one that's you block on twitter? " you gulp now realized this person is the one you block.

"Please... Don't hurt me, I can delete it.. I'm sorry-.." he let's out a dry chuckle send chills running down your spine.

"mhmm I was angry when you post those messages of us talking but I'll ignore it. You're a lot prettier in person then those photos you have on your page." you felt tears coming down your face as he's begin to stand up and whisper.

"Listen to me and you won't get hurt, okay bunny?" You nodded your head fast as he raspy chuckle more.

You and him walk to a nearby alleyway away from the park.. it's was getting less light as he made you walk further in the alleyway.

there a unsetting silence around you two once he's stop in his tracks, he's lean in to deeply inhale... Did he just sniffed my hair??

Your eyes slowly look at him to feel a sharp pain near your tan neck.

"ahh what's the hell is-.." Your sentence stopped, your whole body feels like It's on fire. Your deep brown eyes turn full blown black and collapse onto the dirty ground.

You look up at him with worry expression as his smirk goes big.

"I knew this would come in handy." He has a syringe in his hand as you whine pathetically that's made his cock twitch with excitement.

"What.. Is that?" He lean in and whisper softly.

"Sex pollen.. It's helps you relaxed for our main event." You narrow your eyes at him but close your eyes tightly letting out a loud moan.

"Now let's see if you're telling the truth about being a female." You cringe at his words but gasp loudly as he start to decay both your pants and panties.

"Are you gonna scream for your sweet hero to come and save you-.." He pauses letting out a long low groan.

You felt his hands on your plushy ass then a loud whack echo in the empty alleyway. You cover your face as he keep smacking your ass more until it's nice shade of red.

"Please just... Fuck me." There was a other long paused of silence but you heard the jiggles of his belt. You turn your head to see him struggling with his own pants.

You wanna laugh at how desperate he is but he can easily decay you if you make a noise.

Your eyes move down to his long slender fingers as he finally free himself. Your mouth drops wide, drool slowly comes out as his girthy cock on your pump behind.

He grabs the base to your entrance but he uses his finger to test the water, He groans long and low.

"Holy... Shit, you're soaking.. filthy little slut." You whimper as he tap his red spongy tip to your clit.

"Please.. Be gentle I-.. Uhh I'm a virgin." You give your sad puppy dog eyes to him as his smirk grow more sinister by the second.

"That's even better." You cry out when he start to slide inside your warm tight walls.

"I am too... Well we're both losing it together."

You want to scream at him. You want to move away and never to see him again but you cannot... You're helpless and quirkless woman that's going lose it by a villain.. The sex pollen driving you crazy.

Your sweet moans echo in tomura's ear driving him insane too. His hands move to grab hold of your soft-skin waist and begin to drill into your tight virgin walls little too quickly.

Your whole body moves forward by how strong his thrusting is. His slim pelvis slams your behind hard and fast. Your eyes roll back, naturally move your hips back to his inhuman thrusts making your cervix hurt. His tip hit it every time he pulled back only to slam back in hard.

"Mhmm fuck.. I'm gonna cum-... I'm gonna put a baby inside of you." Your mind is screaming at you to call out for help but you're too cock drunk to listen to it or him mumbing…

Your high is coming too soon. Your body begins to orgasm as your mind goes blank and more drools come out. Your body start to stiff up as your walls contracting around his thick throbbing cock making him struggle to move.

Your orgasm costs him to cum too early as he calls out your name. You felt the hot thick liquids fill your womb up, your walls milking him for all his worth. You lay here lifeless.

You sigh heavily finally it's done but you slowly realize it's not going away as your eyes widen in fear. you look back at the light blue haired villain who's smirking at you.

"I'm gonna keep you, we're gonna keep going until you get knocked up by me."

All you remember was him pulling out a wet cloth to your mouth and slowly darkness took hold of your vision.

*Edit*

I had to edit this a bit since I realized it's was lacking a bit of details soo I fix most of it lol. *it's kinda okay*

[nerdby]

Something that annoys me to no fucking end is incel dudebros' argument that Black Widow is a bad movie because the filmmakers changed the Taskmaster into a woman character instead of sticking with the comic book canon where the character had been a male. You motherfuckers couldn't even deal with Harley Quinn and beating Black Mask in Birds Of Prey. Or Carol Danvers simply fucking existing on the same screen as Nick Fury. The amount of screeching that we fangirls would have to endure about misandry and the M-SHE-U would be neverfuckingending if we'd gotten a movie about

Natasha Romanoff facing off against a dude that also happens to be the head assassin for a human trafficking organization that specializes in female assassins.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Rightwing Marvel fans are an embarrassment to the fandom.

[obsessedtomone]

Unravel Yourself Before Me ⛓️ Chapter 1 - Convenience ▸Shigaraki x femReader

Summary: “If you fucking apologize to me right now, and manage to speak to the prof before—” he slides his sleeve just above his expensive-looking smartwatch and casually checks the time for you, “...the class ends in about three minutes, I promise you, you won’t regret it as much as you will if you do go through with this stupid thing you started with me.” his creepy smile didn’t falter a single damn inch as he threatened you, his voice cold as ice.

You wish you could turn back time and never cross his path that stupid night at the store.

You wish you were a different, nicer person, one that knows when to bow their head or to apologize if they messed up.

But you weren’t and you won’t. Setting: University AU - No quirks (unless degenerate personalities count) Tags: Slow burn, Eventual Smut, Unhealthy/Toxic Relationships, Humiliation, Mentally Ill Reader, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Enemies to ??? Warning: Dead Dove – Do Not Eat | Mind the tagsTW: Implied Su/Self H, Dubcon, Reader has a super shitty past like actually, Shigaraki Tomura is his own warning.

AO3 Crosspost | Chain Divider by firefly-graphics

Chapters: One • Two • Three

Chapter 1 - Convenience Pitter-patter.

With a pop of your joints, you reach for the moon or the ceiling or maybe the gods above. You reach and you reach and finally you feel that satisfying stretch burn through your muscles.

What time is it anyway?

Uh-oh. You cringe, because the birds are chirping, the first light of the day is starting to show and because… you’ve been fucking gaming your entire Saturday night.

You check your phone. It’s 4:30 AM.

And you could’ve been studying, could’ve been in touch with your project buddies, to send them your part of the project in time, but you didn’t and you won’t. Not at least until tomorrow anyway. Tomorrow, probably around ten minutes before your group’s deadline.

Yeah, you’re that special kind of asshole.

Looking around yourself, you realize that all of the sudden, your dorm feels so fucking stuffy you could suffocate. It’s messy and god knows when you opened your goddamn windows last.

That’s exactly what you decide your next action will be, as your mind briefly wandered back to your past few Valorant matches. You actually stayed up late, trying to climb to Diamond and dealing with the hyper-misogyny from random pathetic incels who immediately shit themselves the moment a woman opens her mouth on mic.

Whatever.

At least you weren’t living in your mommy’s basement, swimming in a sea of trash. You glance around your room and wince.

Okay maybe you were swimming in like—a puddle of trash. Lovely.

But that’s okay, because you were definitely way better than them on a societal level…Right?

You really don’t dwell very much on that particular thought.

With a yawn, you reach for the windows and open them wide. The cool air of soft autumn rain is invading your stale room the second you open them, and you feel the fresh oxygen invading your lungs. You wonder how long it’s been raining for already, when you finally feel your stomach—the one vital organ you’ve been purposefully ignoring all night, growling. Wait, what did you eat today?

When the fuck did you eat last, actually?

“Uuugh—”

On your way towards your tiny ass kitchen, you went ahead and decided what flavor of cup noodles to scarf down quickly before you hit the hay. Only problem is that you, in fact, did not have any instant noodles left.

Goddamn it.

You briefly glance down over your sorry excuse of an outfit—one that would put homeless people to shame, made up of plain black sweats and an oversized black hoodie. It takes you a total of two seconds to decide that it was good enough before you set off for the nearest 24 hour convenience store.

So you grab your phone, your keys, and that’s what you do.

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It was still pretty dark outside, despite the hints of a rising sun, but it smelled like fresh morning rain and to your delight, it couldn’t be quieter around here.

Your neighborhood was incredibly sketchy, but you couldn’t complain given it was barely a fifteen minute walk to your university and the rent to your rundown two-room-apartment was dirt fucking cheap. It suited the broke ass bitch that you were and you liked it—one, because you have a thing for sketchy places and two, because it’s yours and yours alone.

The pepper spray you bought sits snugly in your kangaroo pocket, with your hand occasionally fidgeting and feeling the rim of the object. It made you feel safer knowing you had some leverage in a fight, should something unpleasant go down.

You’re used to being on guard after all the years of bad experiences. Of being on your own.

Of stupid shit that kept happening to you.

So you walk, if only with a little anxiety, because you still need to stay vigilant and not put the universe to a test.

The first thing you notice when you waltz into the corner store, is how goddamn bright the neon lights are.

They are far too bright for your tired gamer eyes that are used to hours of staring into dimmed screens.

It’s also eerily quiet inside—save for the whirring, clicks and occasional gurgling of the refrigerators in the back. Or at least that’s where you think the sounds come from.

It was odd that the current shift didn’t think of turning on the radio or something, but with a quick glance towards the staff at the counter, you realized by noticing their wireless earpieces that they couldn't give less of a fuck about the store’s ambiance.

Not that it mattered, when you were busy surveying the shelves in search of something edible. This ‘food’ consists mostly of snacks and other nutritionless garbage that would give nine point five out of ten doctors a cardiac arrest.

Speaking of heart failure, you find yourself in front of the refrigerated drink aisle, using all of your brain wrinkles to make your hardest decision yet.

Which one of the canned heart attack flavors are you gonna buy today?

You hummed, spending a good three minutes thinking, and when you finally go ahead and grab the energy drink—

“Hey.” a low and grating voice speaks right behind you.

You fucking jump at the sound, turn around with a scowl and then—straight out of a comedy skit, you feel like you’re staring at your male doppelgänger.

The guy looked super sketch, wearing black sweatpants that matched your own and the hood of his equally black colored hoodie up and covering a messy mop of white hair.

Next immediate thing you noticed were his intense crimson colored eyes, drilling a hole through the middle of your fucking skull.

If only looks could kill.

“Do you need something?” you fail to mask the venom in your voice, aimed at him for no good reason.

A skin care routine, you think.

Not like you bothered with one either, but your face wasn’t disintegrating into disgusting flakes, unlike his punk ass.

Motherfucker couldn’t wait two fucking minutes for you to pick something? Where the fuck do you have to be at like 4:50 in the morning???, you scoff but the words remain yet unspoken.

The hooded figure raises his hand to scratch at his pale neck, seemingly annoyed at your shitty attitude towards him.

He just had to meet the worst type of bitch at this ungodly hour on a Saturday no less—and he wasn’t having it. His eyes stare you down for a moment, noticing your face scrunching up at his sight, then as he rolls them he finally replies.

“You’ve been standing in front of the drinks for like ten fucking minutes, you ugly ass bitch. Pick something or get the hell outta my way.” he finally claps back, and with that, your eyes narrow.

“I was just about to, asshole,” you reply, your voice betraying you and ultimately cracking while you seethe. “Go ahead and grab your stupid ass drink, so you can finally go home to the boys and cry about women being mean to you.” you stand aside for him and motion to the drinks, all while his eyes widen in what you presumed to be shock.

And before he has the chance to talk back, you hurry the fuck up and leave.

The poor employee at the counter who saw the scene playing out (the store ain’t that big now), seemed to want nothing to do with any of this.

Graveyard shifts must be really fucking fun, when you’re graced with not one, but two annoying idiots.

You pat all four of your pockets, trying to find your wallet—when it dawns on you.

No way—

Ain’t no fucking way your stupid, braindead ass forgot your money at home.

Oh my god, this is not happening right now. Especially because the embodiment of patience is standing just a few inches behind you, shifting uncomfortably from one leg to the other and waiting with bated breath for you to finally pay and get lost.

“Uhh,” you cringe and scratch at the back of your head sheepishly. “Do—Do you guys keep tabs open? I kind of…forgot my wallet at home.” you say defeatedly, almost whispering the second half so that the guy behind you wouldn’t hear it.

The employee stares at your face as if you grew a second head and then replied curtly in a very bored tone.

“No.”

Your predicament made the guy behind you break into a creepy snicker. You shoot him a glare and dare him to say something, but he’s too busy laughing at you.

You prayed the ground would swallow you whole. Right fucking now.

With shame covering your face, you turn around to leave and swear to never set foot in this establishment ever again.

As you leave and before you have the chance to make good on your promise, the guy behind you reaches out—if a bit hesitant, and grabs your arm.

You wish a nuke would crash into this store and obliterate you, together with whoever was in it. Or maybe for aliens to finally make contact with planet Earth and take you the fuck away. Getting your ass probed sounded way more appealing than this incredible embarrassment you felt in front of the two strangers.

“Wait,” he looks at you—amused?

“What. Let go of me, man.” you panic and try to free yourself from his grip.

“I’ll pay.” he offers, a disturbing smirk playing on his dry lips.

This fucking guy.

“N-No, I’m good. Thanks.” you said, your voice shaking more than you wanted it to.

Tears finally prick at your eyes.

Why did you live your life this way? Why are you so pathetic–especially in front of assholes like him?

Why are you still so weak?

After everything you’ve been through?

You try once more to shake him off of you, but he’s deceptively strong and doesn’t relent now that he’s caught you where he wanted you to be.

“It’s okay, really, this just made my night. I’m going to pay for ya.” his smile got wider as he talked and with that, he swiftly pulled out some scrunched-up bills from his sweats, slipping them to the employee who could not give less of a fuck about whoever paid first. He grabs your already bagged purchase and basically shoves it to you, giving his best ‘Come again soon!’ bullshit line that actually translated to ‘Please fucking leave the store already’.

“How about that, huh? Now you owe me one, little bitch.” he leaned in and whispered into your ear, his voice low and raspy, sending shivers down your spine and rendering you absolutely speechless.

Without sparing you so much as a second glance, sketchy dude pays for his own shit and leaves the establishment in a smug stride. You could basically read the “EZ” he wrote in /all chat while destroying your fucking nexus.

What a horrible fucking night, you think to yourself while hurrying to go home as well.

Your only comforting thought was, that you wouldn’t have to see his stupid fucking pasty face ever again.

[dkettchen]

WHY DID THEY GIVE HIM A BIRD LMAO

I get it, he flies in the air like birb, I get it, but like- you can't make him a bird guy, his already-non-existent incel rizz can't fucking take a hit like that 😂