#including tiktok

[swftlore]

i feel like we should be able to look through our tumblr likes by tags. i dont like scrolling through my thousand liked posts. my fingers are tired. :/.

[marlinspirkhall]

*this isn't written in any specific order, it was just written in the order they occured to me

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, just trying to post an update to his fans: Hey, just letting you guys know. Corroded Coffin has a new single coming-

Steve, shoving his way into frame: Buy his new song! Buy his new song so I can get new kitchen cabinets.

Steve: I want new cabinets and he said no! So buy his song and make him happy so I can get cabinets

Eddie: Thats not - do actually check out the song and for the record, I said no because we did a complete renovation of the kitchen three years ago

[appraisedtiktoks]

Closed Captions:

The video begins with a man driving as text appears “Homemade flowers for the girl”

Cutting off some of his beginning dialogue, he explains that he stopped by the grocery store for flowers as multiple videos cut in of the flowers he’s describing.

He picked up one bundle of closed, open, and normal flowers before driving home to assemble.

“Alright let me get comfortable real quick. I’m just gonna have my Mr. Rogers moment here and get a little comfy” he states as he rolls up his sleeves and begins removing the flower bundles from their plastic encasings.

“Now it’s time to prep the flowers. Listen mc you can’t give it to her in the plastic wrap. Remember you’re giving her a gift, not a task.”

As he’s shown cutting off the thorns and removing and bruised petals, he continues, “And don’t wait for a holiday to do this-“

“Leaves and buds in water will quickly rot” appears on screen as he removes them.

“Just because flowers are the best kind of flowers.

Oh and here’s a tip. Save a flower for yourself, right? And when that flower dies, that’s when you know it’s time to get her new flowers.”

Throwing his tied tie over his shoulder he grabs a vase off screen.

“Alright, now grab yourself a vase, Florlab sent me this one, thank you. Measure the stem (of the flower) to the base of the vase and the greenery will help the flowers stay in place.”

More text, “cut at an angle” appears as he does so and begins placing the flowers, “And now just have fun! Use your creativity and design, express yourself through flowers and then boom. This is for you, and this is for her” he finishes off, panning to a beautifully decorated white vase with green decoration leaves and pink and white flowers

[i-have-art-block]

i wasn't gonna upload this here originally but it very quickly became one of my best performing videos ever on tiktok so i thought you guys might want to see it too

[redhhound]

ghost and soap, the meeting on the turret stairs

[ch1zzie]

Joolets (and others)

No more (WHY IS ARTING NOT ARTING)

[iheartgirlzn]

I THINK SOMEONES SAID THIS BEFORE BUT!! IMAGINE THE (GREEK) GODS CHILDREN ARE CURSED BY THE STYX. HEAR ME OUT.

obviously, zeus + poseidon + hades all swore on the styx to have no more kids… but they did. and i was thinking what if their kids are cursed because of it (because obvi the gods are gods so they won’t be effected).

SO:

thalia grace, daughter of the god of the skies → has a fear of heights

percy jackson, son of the god of the sea → has a fear of drowning

nico di angelo, son of the god of the underworld (where it’s basically always night) → has a fear of the dark

ANYWAYS I WAS THEN ALSO THINKING ABOUT THEIR ROMAN COUNTERPARTS AND THEIR KIDS!

are jason and hazel cursed too? obviously jupiter + neptune + pluto didn’t swear that they’d stop having kids so does it count for them as well? BECAUSE

jason grace, son of the god of the gods → has a fear of leadership and making important choices / he’s indecisive (or something like that.)

hazel levesque, daughter of the god of underworld (where the river lethe is, which is related to memories) → has a fear of her past

[lady-raziel]

alright I’m gonna say it I can excuse a lot in fanfiction but people who write straight abo fics and make the man the alpha and the woman the omega are literally just wrong like you didn’t need abo to write that fic that way please appropriate a different kink genre for that shit

[thefourfan]

I love the Tumblr side of the Murder Drones Fandom, gotta be one of my favorite genders

[mariposiel]

Guess who just turned 21?? 🎉🎂

[feyburner]

My problem is I love cooking, cooking videos, and looking at hot women, but I straight up can’t stand the entire genre of TikTok/Instagram reel that’s like a visibly queer yet still very conventionally attractive girl making slack-jawed/edgy faces into the camera while she cooks baked gnocchi or whatever. Sorry it’s just not for me. If I can tell without looking that the entire comment section of your video is gonna be horny gen z/millennial cusp internet queers repeating the same 10 jokes and overusing the ✨ emoji I’m not about it. Maybe on paper I should love watching a hot girl silently chop cherry tomatoes without offering any additional information but guess what. I don’t. You didn’t even list the ingredients in the video.

[devilheartsblog]

The first patron

I’ll start including texts in my tiktok animatics so I can post them here as panels and you can enjoy the content as well. I know Tumblr is more picture focused so it’s the best of both worlds.

Anyway here’s a brief look at Husk in this AU. He’s swapped with Angel as the first patron which Alastor is using to spy on them since Adam DARED to not have THE Radio Demon sponsoring his hotel and instead this horny moth pimp with his new technology gadgets!

Quote by Chikn Nuggit btw. Check them out on TikTok and Youtube!

[morganbritton132]

Erica, like she does every year for pride, posts a collage of pictures of her queer friends and family. This includes a picture of her and Tina, picture of her and Steve (and Eddie half cut out of the shot), a picture of Nancy and Robin, a picture of Steve, Nancy, Max, Mike, and El repping bi colors at a pride parade, and a picture of her and Lucas.

Lucas, in the comments under this post: ??????

Lucas, still in the comments: I’m not gay????

Erica: Bisexual

Lucas: No?

Dustin: What about your crush on Steve?

Lucas: What about YOUR crush on Steve???

[princeloww]

tell me and i will make part 2

UPDATE: part 2

[throne-of-crows]

Looking through the comments on a tiktok about smalltown boy being on Mike's playlist and it really just hit me how fucking stupid some people are. There were multiple comments saying "or he just likes the song" and comments along the lines of well I like such and such song but I'm not gay.

He's a fictional character. He didn't make the playlist himself. It is not a collection of songs Mike happens to like because he isn't real. To deny that there is any meaning to it by saying that him liking the song doesn't make him gay is the most ridiculous strawman argument I've ever seen.

Thinking a song about being gay in a small town could possibly indicate that the boy whose playlist this in on (who is living in a small town) is gay apparently is so ridiculous a conclusion to draw it must be satire.