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Andrei Svechnikov about an opposing coach: He’s like 60, I can’t hit him. Can I?
Rod Brind'amour: No, you can’t.
Rod Brind'amour: But I can.
Rod Brind'amour: I think I will.
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#Nicklas Bäckström#nicklas backstrom#incorrect hockey quotes#washington capitals#source: IAmYardDad@Twiter
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Jamie: oh, you are already falling in love with me.
Trevor: im gonna make you wish you were dead.
#jamie drysdale#trevor zegras#anaheim ducks#nhl#incorrect hockey quotes#incorrect nhl#incorrect quotes
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Bryan Rust: It’s funny how when you get older, you start to enjoy things you hated as a kid
Jake Guentzel: Like taking naps
Brian Dumoulin: And getting spanked
Bryan Rust:
Jake Guentzel:
Brian’s Dumoulin: *loudly sips drink*
#hockey#nhl#pittsburgh penguins#bryan rust#jake guentzel#brian dumoulin#dumos looking at you tanger#incorrect hockey quotes
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Figure skater! Andrew and hockey player! Neil is something so personal
#imagine all the monsters as figure skater like Andrew aaron nicky#saw a video of a blond guy figure skating and my immediate thought was Andrew minyard?! and then boom I just imagine this#and omg imagine Kevin was a figure skater and then he changed to hockey or vice versa imagine#and ofc Kevin is the best in both#and the upperclassmen all as hockey players (is there female ones?! never seen it but it’s my hc so yes ice hockey is a coed sport Idc)#if anyone wanna add more to this hc pls#ik we all like beefy Andrew and yes maybe make more sense if Neil the more lean one to be figure skating but Andrew hates physical contact#and working with others#and Neil loves the violence of exy so#and he’s fast#just something something about Neil watching Andrew elegantly on ice like aksksksk I’m foaming along with Neil#and Neil just brutally checking and idk tackling people and me and Andrew are both blushing#my power iconic duo#no couple will ever be like them#aftg#all for the game#tfc#the foxhole court#aftg series#aftg fandom#aftg incorrect quotes#andrew minyard#neil josten#andrew joseph minyard#aftg hc#aftg headcanon#incorrect tfc#tfc textpost#tfc hc#tfc headcanon
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hange: you suck.
levi: and you’re ugly.
erwin: he looks like he has a bad credit score.
levi: this guy’s not getting a loan.
zeke: :(
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Gaz, texting Soap:
R/n is writing hockey erotica again.
Soap:
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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Nathan: Are you my homework? Because I'm going to-
Anastasia: No. You have actual homework to do.
Nathan: No, I don't. I'm an adult.
Anastasia: ... You're a uni student with a 5000-word essay for tomorrow.
Nathan: Fuck...
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JOHN: i love how in other sports if anybody starts fighting the refs or umps run over and try to break up the fight immediately but in hockey the refs just kinda stand back and watch like they’re angry toddlers or something.
ROSE: I read an article a while ago and the guy was interviewing an NHL ref. He said something like “when two 6'2”, 220 pound, armored men decide they want to knock each others teeth out, and you’re standing there in pants and a t-shirt, there’s not a whole lot of motivation to jump in between them.“
KARKAT: IT’S EVEN WORSE IN THE MINOR LEAGUES, AT LEAST UP HERE IN ALTERNIA. I WAS AT A LOCAL HOCKEY GAME SOME SWEEPS AGO WHERE A COUPLE OF PLAYERS THREW DOWN, AND WHOEVER WAS RUNNING THE A/V BOOTH TURNED DOWN THE HOUSE LIGHTS, THREW A SPOTLIGHT ON THE COMBATANTS, AND STARTED PUMPING THE THEME FROM MORTAL KOMBAT OVER THE PA.
#submission#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#john egbert#rose lalonde#karkat vantas#mod terezi#once again hockey is proving to be the only tolerable sport
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Tom Wilson: WHAT?! ANOTHER RANKING! DEAD LAST IN THE DIVISION!
Nicklas Backstrom: Who wrote that?
Tom: FUCKING EVERYBODY!
TJ Oshie: Maybe they're trying to motivate us :)
Dylan Strome: I had a woman accost me on the street telling me I should fake an injury this season so I wouldn't have to deal with the misery.
John Carlson: Did you tell her to piss off?
Strome: No, she was a nun.
Alex Ovechkin: Hey, hey, hey, guys. We're not gonna lose, because we're together.
Everyone: [agrees]
Ovi: And together, we have me.
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Sasha: If you found out you had one day left, what would you do with it?
Tom: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.
Kuzy: Something illegal.
Dima: Accept my fate.
Nicke: I would message 10 people on Facebook, saying that if they don't forward the message to 10 people, I'll die tomorrow.
Sasha: Jesus Nicke!
Kuzy: That's fucking awesome. Can I change my answer?
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Charlie: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Adam: I wake up every day at 4:30 AM.
Charlie: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
#Incorrect Mighty Ducks Quote#Incorrect quotes#banksway#adam banks#charlie conway#I love my hockey idiots
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Aleksander Barkov: Did you have to break your stick over his back?
Matthew Tkachuk: You were on the bench. You didn’t hear what he said to me
Barky: What did he say?
Chucky: He said ‘what are you gonna do? Hit me with your stick?’
Sergei Bobrovsky: That’s fair
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Guy with Hockey Mask/Derick: Hey. I heard you like bad boys.
2004 Tord: ...yeah? And what?
Guy with Hockey Mask/Derick: I don't want to brag but... I'm practically bad at everything. wink wink
2004 Tord: gives him a piece of paper with an address MEET ME AT 8 ^_^
#2trenchcoat#2blackcape#2004 tord x guy with hockey mask#tord x guy with hockey mask#eddsworld#eddsworld 2004#2004 tord#incorrect quotes#<- i think?????#cherry talks
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Sometimes I genuinely forget that exy isn’t real like wdym I know this sport better than myself
#like yk its like one of those sports that you don’t really notice or remember it exist like idk it’s like hockey where not a lot of people#talk about but everyone knows?!#like I know exy history and rules better than any other sports so wdym it’s not real???#I think about it 24/7???#so technically I am a sports fan#I should start telling people I’m a sports fan#and my favourite team is the foxes the palmetto state foxes#I want to play exy so bad y’all don’t get it#I’m like Neil wanting to play exy so bad#aftg#all for the game#tfc#the foxhole court#aftg series#aftg fandom#aftg incorrect quotes#andrew minyard#neil josten#andrew joseph minyard#exy
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Teen Eda: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing.
Teen Lilith: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing.
Teen Eda: Do you care nothing for the balance of the four elements?
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