#incorrect Kpop

[singgibanggipoongpoongbanggi]

wonwoo: since it's Dino's birthday, I hope carats have a great day

dino: what bout me-

[cumyongie]

Taeyong, scolding: You're either lying or stupid!

Mark, panicking: I'm stupid I'm stupid!

[incorrectskzquotes]

Chan: Alright, listen up you little shits. Chan: Not you Jeongin. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

[hyunlix-lover4]

Hyunjin: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. Chan: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds. Hyunjin: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME— Chan: sigh What do you want? Hyunjin: Chicken nuggets please.

[incorrect-straykz]

changbin: *lifting weights*

jeongin: Wow… He's so intense!

seungmin: I wonder what drives him.

changbin, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.

[atzftv]

mingi: but it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man. yunho: exactly! yunho: unisex! mingi: maybe you need sex. mingi: i had sex a couple days ago. yunho: no! yunho: no, mingi! yunho: u-n-i-sex. mingi: well, i ain't gonna say no to that.

[str4ykin9s]

Minho: I'm not doing well

Chan: Why? What happened?

Minho: I have a headache that comes and goes

*Hyunjin enters the room*

Minho: There it is again

[spiltinksky]

Jeonghan, in a hospital reading cards: “Get well soon. Love, Jisoo.”

Jeonghan: “Miss you. Love, Seungkwan”

Jeonghan: “That bus should’ve ended you. Love, Mingyu.”

[incorrect-staytiny]

Bang Chan: [fully immersed in his work, editing music and writing song lyrics]

Jisung: [upside down on the couch] do you think ducks have feelings?

[typicalateez]

Yunho: What was Hongjoong like when he was a little? Wooyoung: Oh I think you mean young. He's always been little

[minhosimthings]

No one:

Literally no one:

Skz and Ateez: oh no I'm so sad *hip thrusts* I am in woe *body rolls*

[singgibanggipoongpoongbanggi]

police: carats were found suspect for drug trafficking, do you know who's carats?

seungcheol: *whispering* play dumb

carats: who's carats?

seungcheol: *whispering* NOT THAT DUMB

carats: yes I am carats

seungcheol: please take them

[seong-star-hwars]

Ateez as tumblr posts - part 3/?

Bouncy (K-Hot Chilli Peppers) Edition Bonus!: the goat

[incorrectskzquotes]

[During the Stray Kids pre-debut show] Minho: I didn’t understand why people care so much for their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself. Minho: *Picks Jisung up* Minho: I’ve only befriended Jisung for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and myself.

[hyunlix-lover4]

Felix: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Hyunjin: Struggling to hold a seagull Fucking say that next time!

[incorrect-straykz]

hyunjin: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, changbin!

changbin: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.