#incorrect bp

[covehearted]

[7soulstars]

My Incorrect Universe #97

*At Avengers HQ*

Loki: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Bucky, cracking his knuckles: manslaughter it is.

Me, spritzing them with a water spray bottle: hey! no! bad!

*meanwhile in Mirkwood*

Me: I can't believe you tried to assassinate Thorin!

Thranduil: Well, 'assassinate' implies it was politically motivated. I tried killing him because he is a dick, so technically I tried to murder him

Me: ohhhh

Elrond, his blood pressure rising: THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT ANY BETTER-

*me whenever Loki and Bucky misbehave*:

[pxrxmoore]

remember when buddie did an enemies to lovers speedrun 💞

[incorrectplanet]

[meeting up years after boys planet]

haruto: so what have you been up to recently?

woonggi: leading a revolution with seo won.

haruto: good for you two! me, i've joined the yakuza.

woonggi: *nods* oh, how cool! that’s awesome!

haruto: i know! anyway, have you heard from the others? zihao?

woonggi: happily living as a hermit in the woods. ollie?

haruto: locked up in the yuehua dungeon, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. takuto?

woonggi: cult leader.

haruto: yeah, that sounds about right.

[mattchubin]

Matthew: This is my ex-boyfriend, Hanbin.

Hanbin: Stop calling me that! I'm his husband.

[giodoodless]

Namor: *watches Shuri spar with the dora milage and sighs dreamily*

M'baku: you want to be pegged so bad don't you fish man?

Namor: i have no idea what you're talking about

Namor: *blushes furiously*

[ghostincorrectinternetedition]

BP Oil Twitter: The first step to reducing your emissions is to know where you stand. Find out your #CarbonFootprint with our new calculator & share your pledge today!

Terzo’s Troll Twitter Account: I pledge not to spill 4.9 million barrels of oil into the gulf of Mexico.

[zb1butnotreally]

Gyuvin: Ricky isn't answering his phone.

Jiwoong: I'll call.

Gyuvin: Gunwook and I have both tried six times each, hyung. What makes you thi-

Ricky, right after the first ring: Hello?

[joyhearv]

Rosé girlfriend material

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

frost moon:...sir can you please stop staring at me

snowe moon:[is confused on why frost moons head looks like how it does]wheres the rest of ya?

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logan lollipop:and thats why you dont mix baking soda and regular soda, it tastes terrible

snowe lunar:oooh

snowe monty:why on earth would you even be doing that??

logan lollipop:[shrugs]

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bellanna:[playing with lil solar] pat a cake, pat a cake bakers man

lil solar:bake me a cake as fast as you can :D

frost moon:[to eclipse]hey, thank you for letting her visit our son, it means more to her then you know

snowe eclipse:oh i know, and i understand. its hard losing ones child, i fear losing solar so i understand.

frost moon:[he nods then says] know that the playhouse is always open for you and your family to come by anytime

snowe eclipse:heh thanks

frost moon:no problem

[ok das all for now :)]

Moon would be so confused, he’s so used to everyone having the same head shape. Monty now has to stop Lunar from testing out soda with baking soda out of curiosity.

Eclipse is just happy having some time to himself while Bella babysits instead of being an overwhelmed single dad by himself. Sure his brothers help, but he’s Solar Flare’s main caretaker as his dad so he’s the one who deals with all the difficult baby stuff like not sleeping through the night or getting fussy and crying about nothing.

[justafriendlystranger]

I'm curious to see your dynamic with bp, can you make some incorrect quotes about you two so I can get an idea???

Hahah! suree!! I'd love to!! >w<

~~~

Bp: "Someone will die.."

Stranger: "Of fun!! :DD"

--

Bp: "Every time I inhale, I can feel my spine pop"

Stranger: "And every time we kiss, I swear I could fly~!! can't you feel my heart beat fast-"

--

Stranger: "Bp, you're drunk-"

Bp: "And I'm still sober enough to kill you, don't push your luck."

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Stranger: "How could you eat when there's a dead guy laying there?"

Bp: "What? is that rude? Am I supposed to share it with him??"

~~~

I feel like she's the black (always tired, dark jokes, easily irritated but still affectionate) cat and I'm the orange (hyper, clingy, always worried and positive) one!! ^^ <,333

Bp belongs to @boiling-potato !

[felixify]

Jennie : Look , as a straight woman , I think-

Chaelisa : Wait , What did you just call your self ?

Jennie : ...a straight woman ?

Chalisa : oh , so we're just saying things now ?

Chalisa : As a toaster , we-

Jennie : Shut up you morons !

Jisoo , obviously whipped and not even denying it : Yea guys , let my girl talk

[adam-murray-irl]

*disappears for a few months*

hi lol

uh want some incorrect quotes???

(SORRY FOR GOING AWAY FOR SO LONG I KINDA FORGOT THAT I HAD A TUMBLR FOR A MINUTE)

[incorrectplanet]

jay: welcome to my first vlog, in which I try different hair products.

jay: *sprays hairspray directly into his mouth*

jay: well, I can tell you right off the bat that this one isn’t very good

[cookie-run-incorrect]

Butter Pretzel: You spent $68 on hair conditioner?!

Cheesecake: A small price to pay for self esteem, darling!

[dosa-sambhar]

With each blackpink come back they have to found new ways to say" Blackpink in your area. "