#incorrect drag race

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

*Crutchie, emerging from the Refuge wagon*

“Halleloo, ladies!”

[neo--queen--serenity]

She’s gonna make him Li’s next drag superstar 💅

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Anakin, laughing: I promised myself that if I didn’t become a Jedi Knight by 21, I was just gonna become a serial killer.

Ahsoka, looking scared: Well, dude, how old are you? I’m getting nervous.

[addicted-to-his-knife]

Mag: My kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say.

Amber: Unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us.

[cherryxsapphic]

Katya: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Trixie: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Katya, already taking off her clothes: God, Trixie, you’re so fucking stupid.

[incorrect-losers]

Stan: You remind me of a Russian doll

Bill: Aw thank y-

Stan: Full of yourself

[vibrantvenus]

Saw this dogshit take about Chappell's look on drag race that was like "She's a lesbian trying to parody the sexualization men place on women despite never knowing it herself," and it's like. Y'all know she's dated men before, right? Y'all have been calling her a fake lesbian for months bc she dated men, but now that it's convenient, you want to switch up and act like she's prime gold star lesbian material and it's actually so fucking annoying. Hate her all you want, but please learn to be normal about celebrities.

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Pulitzer: *yelling at Jack and Davey in the ‘92 film* Any man who doesn’t act in his own self-interest is a fool!

Davey: …your tone seems very pointed right now…

[incorrectsinnohquotes]

Cyrus: Are you vegan? Dawn: I actually think we should let animals vote. Cyrus: And who do you think they would vote for? Dawn: Not you.

[1-siracha]

mc: aw man, i forgot to buy asmo a gift. he's gonna beat me up and call me gay.

solomon: isn't he a homosexual?

mc: shit, my bad.

mc: he's gonna beat me up and call me straight.

[cruger2984]

Alhaitham: Oh. Oh, who is this? Kaveh: (thoughts) To be honest, I was kind of hoping I'd get dunked in a pool. But making as ass out of myself on a front porch is fun, too. Kaveh: Excuse me! I have bacon! Alhaitham: What kind of bacon you got? Kaveh: Vegan. Alhaitham: Bitch, you'd better get off my front porch. Kaveh: OK. Alhaitham: I ain't studying no vegan bacon. Are you vegan? Kaveh: I actually think we should let animals vote. Alhaitham: And who do you think they would vote for? Kaveh: Not you. Alhaitham: … Alhaitham: Okay.

[incorrectaftons]

William: If the diner didn't take off by the time I'm 40 I was just gonna become a serial killer *chuckles*

Henry: Well how old are you I'm getting nervous?

[dayque]

Rafael Lightwood-Bane is a GOD of makeup and fashion, he does drag every Saturday with his friends while watching musicals and critically consumes RuPaul's Drag Race season by season, I have no proof but I have no doubts either

[missjanjie]

Nymphia: I bet you guys can’t make a sentence without the letter ‘a’.

Sapphira: You thought you did something there, didn’t you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the common lexicon.

Mirage: Fuck you.

[lassieposting]

Pays for the Netflix account: Melkor

Is The Password: Mairon

Guessed The Password: Witch King

Given The Password: Gothmog

Asked For The Password: Thuringwethil

On Thin Fucking Ice: Ungoliant

[sexynetra]

You all moved on but I stayed here