#incorrect hinny quotes

[moonlightdancer26]

Ron: *sneaking back into his dorm late at night*

Harry, turning around in his chair: Where have you been?

Ron, sweating nervously: I- I was with Ginny

Ginny, turning around in another chair: Try again

Ron:

Ron: Wait… what the fuck are you doing here?

[highhincalifornia]

Hinny five years into their marriage

Harry: Oh merlin.

Ginny: What?

Harry: I had a crush on Malfoy...

Ginny: Yeah?

Harry: You don't sound surprised.

Ginny: Oh you're just realising this

Harry: What do you mean I'm just realising it?

Ginny: Um.. I thought that's how you figured out you were into guys

Harry: Huh?

Ginny: I-It's not? Damn I thought we had the Druna Bisexual Awakening Solidarity going on

Harry: The what?

Ginny: Well Druna was my bi awakening, so I thought it was yours too.. bc for me if was Luna for you it was Draco

Harry: No.. no. I didn't really realise until I had to save Ron from the lake during fourth year

Ginny: Um.. so you really didn't know?

Harry: No?!

Ginny: How are you the last to find out about this?

Harry: What do you mean?

Ginny: Draco knows, Hermione knows

Harry: They do?!

Ginny: Yeah...

Harry:

Ginny: If it's any consolation, Ron probably doesn't know.

Harry:

Ginny: Yeah I didn't think so

Harry: Wow...

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[weasleydailyprophet]

Ginny : Harry, let's go to Hogsmeade, yeah? Harry : Sure. I'll ask my parents first. Ginny : Wha-- Harry : Mum, Dad, can I go to Hogsmeade with Ginny? Hermione : Yes, you can. But make sure you two come back before 8pm. Ron : And better not drinking too much butterbeer. That's not good for you both.

[itsgrangerweasley]

Ginny: Are you ready to commit?

Harry : Like, a crime or a relationship? I’m always ready to commit a crime.

[several-sunlitdays]

ginny, flirting with auror potter: you're asking all these questions, you must be curious about me

harry, not in a mood to melt: ma'am, we're literally investigating the case of you stealing my treacle tart

[nuatthebeach]

Harry: *tries to prevent Ginny from getting into harm’s way at the Department of Mysteries*

Ginny: You wanna fuck me so bad it’s embarrassing

[nuninho2000]

Molly : Ginny, why don't you say grace?

Ginny : I'll pass.

George : Come on, you pray all the time when Harry comes over. " Oh God! Oh God!"

Ron : [ clearly not understanding or ignoring the innuendo] Yes, yes, she's very devout.

[hxuse-xf-black]

[Deathly Hallows] Hermione: Harry- Harry, sighing despondently: Ginny used to call me Harry. Ron: Because it's your fucking name.

[50044w44s]

Ginny: [grinning flirtily] We would make such a hot couple.

Harry: Gin we're married.

[blackbirdi]

Harry Potter Incorrect Quotes #2

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Harry: So how’d you guys manage to crash the car last night?

Hermione: Ron wasn’t paying attention to the road, and there was a deer. So I shouted, “RON, DEER!”

Ron:

Hermione: Go on. Tell him what you said.

Ron: … “Yes, honey?”

*Cue Harry dying*

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George: *Whispering so they don’t get caught out of bed by Filch* What time is it?

Fred: *Screams loudly*

Snape: WHO THE FUCK IS SCREAMING AT TWO IN THE MORNING!?

Fred: There you go.

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Hermione: *Showing Mr. Weasley how to use muggle technology* There you go. Your laptop is all set up.

Mr. Weasley: Will it get heavier if I put more files in it?

Hermione: What?

Mr. Weasley: Like, if I download files will it weigh more?

Hermione:

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*The girls decorating the Christmas tree*

Hermione: Does anyone know where the angel is?

Ginny: *Pointing at Luna* Found it!

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Mrs. Weasley: When I said bring me something back from Hogwarts I meant something you bought at Hogsmeade.

The Twins: *Struggling to contain a Bludger* Well you didn’t specify that!

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Neville Longbottom: So how’d you know Harry was the one?

Ginny: *Dreamily* He looked at me the way every woman wants to be looked at…

Neville: Awww.

Ginny: With fear in his eyes.

Neville:

Hermione: Awwwww.

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Ron: Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you’re a whole snack.

Hermione: Are you silence? Because you make me speechless.

Ginny: Who do you think is going to make this dirty first?

Harry: Turn this dirty? Neither of them, Gin, they’re too cute for one another.

Ron: Are you my pinky toe? Cause I’m gonna bang you against every piece of furniture I own.

Hermione:

Harry:

Ginny:

Harry: I take back my previous statement.

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*After watching Frosty the Snowman*

Ron: What did Frosty the Snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, and die?

Harry: Isn’t that what we all do, really?

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Ron: You played me like a fiddle!

Fred: Oh no, Ronniekins. Fiddles are actually very difficult to play.

George: We played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

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Ron: *Walking into the living room to complain* Mum! There’s no more snacks in the kitchen!

Ginny: *From the kitchen* But I’m literally right here!

Ron: *Frustrated groan*

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The Twins: We can assure you, our place of business is extremely safe.

Ron: *Looking up at the ceiling* The smoke detector is a white bowl with a red M&M taped to it…

[that-sarcastic-optimist]

Harry: Don't accidentally kill someone Ginny: I'm not an idiot, Harry, I know how to do it on purpose

[wierdshenanigans]

Malfoy: Say, Weasley, you fancy anybody?

Ginny: Yeah, Harry

Malfoy: YO POTTER WEASLETTE'S GOT A CRUSH ON YOU

Second-year Harry: I know

[liv45no]

Harry: and quite honestly, I’ve had enough trouble for a lifetime!

Harry: *dies at 17*

[iamademigodandwizard]

Ginny: *stops kissing harry* What do you think you’re doing?

Harry: What do you mean?

Ginny: I mean, your hands!

Harry: . . . They’re on your waist!

Ginny: I know! What am I, a nun? Put them somewhere useful.

[several-sunlitdays]

harry: i like when you wear black dress

ginny: *wears black ghost costume*

[nuatthebeach]

Umbridge, at the Ministry: hem hem

Harry: *tears welling up, smiling*

Hermione: are you mad? That’s literally Umbridge??

Harry: *croaking* it’s like…watching Umbridge mimic Ginny mimicking Umbridge… *laughs watery* Gin could be so mean sometimes, you know? It was damn sexy.

Hermione, dry-toned: …there, there.