#incorrect house of ashes

[houseofashesbrainrot]

Jason: ARE YOU-

Rachel: Fucking.

Jason: KIDDING ME? YOU-

Rachel: Fucking.

Jason: IDIOT!

Nick: What was that?

Rachel: Salim bet Jason couldn't stop swearing for a week, so I’m helping him out.

[myscprin]

Alright men, what's the last thing that made you cry?

Nick, sniffling: Breaking up with Rachel

Eric: 10hrs of reports to explain what happened with Caeleus

Jason: Salim. No I won't elaborate.

Salim, tearing up again: Zain made me a thank you card

Joey: Finding Nemo

Merwin: Pepper spray.

[yoshidatommy]

Zain mid-dialogue: Okay, drill sergeant

Jason: Actually, first lieutenant 🙃

[houseofashesbrainrot]

Salim: Are you sure I can't hold the umbrella for you..?

Jason: I'm doing something nice for you because I love you!!!

Salim: Alright, thank you :')

salim's neck has become non-existent after this point RIP this man and his height over his boyfriend 😔

[plotthotrobin]

Text Post Memes: Byleth Edition 💚🎣🗡️

[cr33pypaper]

Quaking in his boots

[icarus-mp3]

[myscprin]

Jason: I ain't too proud to beg, Haaabaabbyy I'm soorrryyy. Jus' tell me what I did!!

Salim: Jason, I am not upset with you

Jason: QUIT CALLIN' ME THAT!

Salim: It is your name, Ja--

Jason: *yanks them into a kiss*

Zain: *cuts camera*

I imagine when Salim calls Jason various pet names or terms of endearment at the start of their relationship, Jason loves it but he acts cool and collected and in-control about it.

Regardless of whether or not Jason shows it, he absolutely loves the affection Salim gives him and quickly gets used to it.

...And then Zain makes Salim do that old 'calling my boyfriend by his name instead of babe' tiktok meme.

The minute Salim drops the pet names and calls Jason by his government name again (instead of the now expected habibi or ya amar or you name it), Jason gets that kicked puppy look and is all "what'd I do??" Then in the tiktok you hear Zain loudly wheezing as he films Jason following Salim around and asking him, with that heavy Southern accent, why he's calling Jason by his name. Like, "What, I ain't your habibi anymore??" - "Of course you are, Jason—" "Then fucking call me habibi!"

[houseofashesbrainrot]

Nick: Jason, you're obviously on some sort of non-vampire related self-discovery journey right now, and as your friend, I'm going to pull out my best tools to help you.

Nick: *opens new tab and types "am I gay quiz" into the search bar*

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Agatha: Day 779

Y/N: “Do you still have the spellbooks from when you first started learning magic?”

Agatha: “Of course I do! Every notebook, every tome, every annotation.”

Wanda: “Let’s see them then, oh masterful historian to your art of witchcraft?”

Agatha: “You want to see them?”

Wanda: “You can’t just tell but not show, especially after such bragging!”

Agatha: *summons books* “They might be a little worn, well loved is more apt actually-“

Y/N: “Are some of these pages held in with scotch tape and chewing gum?”

Agatha: “What did you expect! They’re from the 17th century!”

Y/N: “No offense, but you would be terrible at art or artifact restoration.”

Wanda: “All the offense! Scrolls from the library of Alexandria have more substance than these!”

[myscprin]

Jason: Wait...Whose car did I get in then??

Nick, laughing: Yeah! Salim felt bad, so he drove you around the neighborhood and dropped you off here

Jason: ah fuck...

Nick: Why? What happened?

Jason: I told the cabbie how hot I thought he was

Nick: *laughs harder*

Nick: Jay, you were so wasted last night at the party

Jason: I wasn't that drunk

Nick: Yea you were, you called a taxi home

Jason: Yea it's called being responsible

Nick: Dude the party was at your house.

Jason: .....crap

[taylorshope]

Rachel, at Eric: You're my significant other.

Eric: Yeah I am!

Rachel, at Joey: You're my child.

Joey: Yes boss.

Rachel, at Nick: You're my bitch.

Nick: Yeah I am- wait, what?

Rachel, at Clarice: My bestie.

Clarice: Naturally.

Rachel, at Jason: HA, GAY!

Jason: Fuck you.

[hauntedcheesecakewizard]

Just tried the incorrect quote generator for the first time and OMFGIDGDUTXTJ-

[myscprin]

Later in a doctor's office

Zain: this is all your fault.

Jason: you're the one who said 'ya could!

Doctor: I am still waiting for the story as to how you managed to sprain both shoulders.

Zain amidst some unserious dialogue: And what will you do, make me push up 50 times?

Jason: *after a pause with an attempt not to smile* 100 times

then proceeds to not make him do push ups

[tomixslefttoe]

Ash: Wow I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs!

The Hero: Those are bones, Ash.

Ash, cheerfully: Not if I never look down!

[myshiptrashcan]

You have no idea how often I say this.

It's an old kill, and it may be obvious to say that Salim had a hatred for the unfortunate demon that crossed his path that day. Even going as far as to smash the head.

Jason may know more than he's letting on.

Maybe it's because it's been awhile or maybe it's because it's so small. But the first page is just so sketchy. Art feels like it takes forever to do now, when before it didn't feel that way. I want to draw things and I don't want it to take a million years! Everything takes me forever to do! I scanned both pages of the same color. I'm not sure why they look different. Maybe I should draw on full pages again instead of half ones.

(bitch is literally just scout from TF2 but not)