#incorrect jedi quotes

[obes-kenobes-benos]

Quinlan: *getting arrested by Commander Fox* Handcuffs? A little kinky for a first date Commander.

Fox: This is serious Vos, you´ve been accused of poisoning the chancelor. Now, turn around and on your knees.

Quinlan: You don´t have to tell me twice Commander.

Fox: *sighs*

[bh-52]

Jedi Council meeting incorrect quotes.

Mace, feeling a headache coming on: Skywalker, we've talked about this! You can't murder Separatist civilians.

Anakin, hands drenched in dry blood: All Separatists deserve to die for their betrayal and high treason against Supreme Chancellor Palpatine himself!

Plo Koon, in a grey pointy hat: Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them?

Anakin, looking down: No...

Plo Koon: Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement.

Anakin, starts a heated argument for no reason.

Mace, Tiin, Mundi and Coleman, argue with Anakin.

Obi-Wan, Plo, Shaak and Depa, trying to calm them down.

Kit, watching with popcorn.

Ahsoka, overwhelmed by all of their shouting and anger, sheds a tear as Anakin and Mace reach for their lightsabers.

Ahsoka, with yellow eyes, uses the Force to shut the blinds, turn off the lights, and project her voice: ASH NAZG DURBATULÛK, ASH NAZG GIMBATUL, ASH NAZG THRAKATULÛK, AGH BURZUM-ISHI KRIMPATUL!

Everyone, stops and looks at Ahsoka as the light returns and her eyes turn back to blue.

[the-brave-new-world-project]

*Destiny is still being interigated*

Ki-Adi-Mundi: Then what do you call Ventress...

Destiny: Angery Lady

Ki-Adi-Mundi: Wat Tambor?

Destiny: Greedy McGreederson

Ki-Adi-Mundi: Admiral Trench

Destiny: A fucking spider.

[bisexualvader]

[mmelolabelle]

➡️incorrect star wars

[mearchy]

Aayla: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Bly: Um...Neat.

*later*

Bly, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat", Cody. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm kriffing stupid.

Cody, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Bly. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Obi-Wan confessed his love for me?

Bly: Didn't you thank him?

Cody: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.

[bbygirl-obi]

council: would you say you're independent, knight skywalker?

anakin: *looks at obi-wan*

obi-wan: *mouths "yes you are" and gives him a thumbs up*

anakin: yes i am :)

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Cody, collecting seeds on every planet they go to: Enrichment for my beloved’s enclosure.

[padawansuggest]

JediTok

Plo: that moment when your commander gives you such cuteness aggression that just just have to- !!!!!! *puts his whole hand on Wolffe’s face and shakes it a little*

Wolffe: ??? *yawns and cuddles into him for a nap* okay?

Plo: *sobbing* oh my god

[obes-kenobes-benos]

Obi-Wan: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.

[tiredofsatansbullshit]

*after palpatine mysteriously drops dead during the clone wars*

anakin: alright, let’s all go around and say something nice about our dearly departed supreme chancellor. mace why don’t you go first?

mace: good riddance

anakin: nope. plo?

plo: palpatine was definitely something

anakin: not even close to being nice. yoda?

yoda: abstain from this, i do

anakin: alrighty then. obi-wan

obi-wan: palpatine did in fact exist

anakin: that was all terrible, i’ll tell padmé that the jedi order will not be making a statement at the funeral

[fallenorder-incorrectquotes]

Cal: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and anxiety. I’ll wait.

BD-1: Bwoop! (You and me!)

Cal, tearing up: Okay

[incorrect-first-order]

Hux: "They'll never find your body" is such a boring threat. I think a better threat would be, "they'll never stop finding your body." Phasma: "They'll be finding pieces of your body for at least four months, and you'll still be alive for three of them." Hux: Now that's threatening.

[mmelolabelle]

➡️incorrect sw - qui-gon just wants the council to chill the fuck out

[kastarastark]

14 year old Ahsoka, being sad about a clone that sacrifice himself for her: ...He died for me and I didn't even know what his name was...

Alpha-17, without even looking up from his datapad: Don't lose sleep over it. He did the job he was breed for.

Ahsoka: Doesn't mean his dead was meaningless!

Alpha-17: It is good that you care for singular clone trooper but we cannot afford to mourn over every single fallen soldiers here. Wake up kid, we have a war to win.

Ahsoka: ...

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17 year old Ahsoka, finding every single clones that was in the crash landing, carefully burying them next to each other alongside their helmet, taking her time to mourned the fallen soldiers, her friends, her and Rex's brothers, good people: ...At least this time, I get to know their name.

[lieutenant-teach]

[Several days after defeating Palpatine, the Force is in balance, everyone is happy or on the way to it. The Jedi council.]

Kit Fisto: I have an idea – let’s start a new tradition. How about ‘Shirtless Centaxday’? During the day everyone who wants walks around with a naked upper part.

Mace Windu: (facepalms, sighs)

Kit: You don’t like the name? Fine, let’s do ‘Tit-out Taungsday’.

Everyone giggles.

Mace: I understand we’re all a bit drunk on the Force balanced for the first time in many years, but it’s too much.

Kit (not upset at all, smiles): I wouldn’t’ve proposed if I wasn’t supported. Right, Master Kenobi?

Obi-Wan (startles, looks at Kit surprised): I didn’t agree to anything!

Kit (pouting): I thought you’d back me up, my dear striptease brother! And I believe your Commander would very much appreciate these days!

Obi-Wan, confused and smitten, blushes. Several Jedi Council members snicker, the others seriously contemplate Kit’s idea. Mace barely holds himself from facepalming again, looks around trying to find support, loses miserably, mutely asks help from Yoda.

Yoda: Agree with Master Fisto, I do. Let’s do this. An example, I will be.

Mace (drops his head, defeated): I hope he won’t arrange ‘Pants-down Primeday’, too.

Borrowed ‘Kit Fisto’s Shirtless Saturday and Tit-out Tuesday’ from @naboosands this post