#incorrect lord of the rings

[lithiumseven]

Frodo: *stabbed by an immortal blade*

The Hobbits: What do we do Mr. Strider

The Hobbits: *looking to this big scary mountain man so intimidating and mysterious they don’t even know his real name*

Aragorn, truly just some guy at heart: I’m gonna call my dad

[a-sneaky-bagginses]

Gimli, who went through standard dwarf education: "We'll need to be careful to elevate the head and monitor 'is blood pressure for the next few hours."

Legolas, who grew up in the woods surrounded by other weird ass Mirkwood elves: "...Why don't we just ask the moon to fix him?"

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

[gamgeesgarden]

Gimli: Courting tip! Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Then use the door as a weapon to fight off other suitors. Establish your dominance -

Aragorn: I’m beginning to see why you’re still single.

Legolas: No, let him finish.

[grondds-and-roses]

Gandalf, saying something in elvish:

Pippin, sighing: Yeah, yeah I know

Legolas: I didn't know that you can speak elvish.

Pippin: I can't. I just know "fool of a took" in every language he speaks.

[entishramblings]

Pippin: who fell off those steps last year? was it me?

Gandalf: no. it was the dog. but I wish it was you.

[elvish-sky]

Legolas : I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Aragorn: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Legolas: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

[telumendils]

incorrect lord of the rings quotes ↳ "can you come collect your freak of a man please. He's doing things"

[incorrect-lotr-trash]

Pippin: I laugh in the face of danger. Sam: You cried for 45 minutes and begged Aragorn not to leave, so Arwen had to take you out to get ice cream. Pippin: That was ages ago. Merry: It was 10 minutes ago.

[tapwaterghost]

Thranduil: Legolas.

*Legolas stops*

Thranduil: Your mother loved you. More than anyone. More than life.

*Legolas looks at Thranduil*

Legolas:

Thranduil:

Legolas: Then what about you, dad?

[girl-with-an-orange-cat]

What's your hyperfixations?

Right now I'm only interested in the below media:

Stranger things

Lord of the rings

Midsommar

Mr. Right

The Sandman

THAT'S IT!

Not even Marvel is holding my attention at the moment!

[tatersgonnatate]

[auricdrake]

As a superior being, gifted with the power of polls, I make my first decree:

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

[gamgeesgarden]

*Thorin and Bilbo arguing*

Fili, whispering to Kili: Should we leave?

Kili: No, no, I wanna see Bilbo make Thorin cry.

[grondds-and-roses]

Kid Aragorn, running around Rivendell:

Elrond: Let me see what you have there :)

Aragorn: A KNIFE

Elrond, running after him: NO!!