#incorrect metal gear solid

[geekysteven]

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[sporkberries]

She metal all over my gear till im solid

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EQUIUS: D --> Porrim "Vamp" Maryam is a member of our Dancestors. Hatched in Trollmania, her specialty is knives. But I guess you know that by now. When she was just a wriggler her lusus was killed by a terrorist bomb that went off in a church they were attending. Her body pierced by a crucifi%, Vamp was buried under the rubble for two days before she was finally rescued. During those two days she survived by feeding on the b100d of her lusus to quench her thirst. That was how she acquired a taste for b100d

DAVE: so thats why they call her vamp

EQUIUS: D --> No. Vamp isn't for vampire. It's because she's bise%ual

[concert-bflat]

lighting practice with mr. lightning bolt

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The Internet: OMG! Have you seen the Met Gala! They have-

[deadscell]

raiden: “you gonna shoot me too?”

solid snake “never! you and i are a team!”

raiden: “don’t feed me anymore lines from monsters inc, it pisses me off!”

[saintofpride201]

Campbell: Now listen close, Snake... I've secured you landing clearance at El Dorado International Airport. You'll be acting as a UN inspector. I'll arrange for them to get you a 4x4. The location Naomi gave us - the PMC's base - is in a mountainous region surrounded by forests. Use the 4x4 to get as close as possible to the PMC's security perimeter. From there on, Snake, it'll be a solo sneaking mission.

Snake: Hrrrmmm....

Campbell: Did you get all that, Snake?

Snake: Not all of it, Colonel...

Campbell: What part didn't you get?

Snake: The part after you said "Now listen close, Snake".

[solidsnakecake]

Venom: I'll set the example for David you failed to be.

Big Boss: You wouldn't dare!

[reemonna]

Training with Raiden

(From Metal Gear series)

He teaches you the basics of fencing: how to carry a sword -like a katana- and use it properly

He asks if it's okay to have physical contact with you and hold you from your back to help you do the right poses. Once you approve he will grab your waist, hold your hand that's carrying the sword softly and then start leading the way

You both get to have a lot of swordfights, and he feels surprised of how skilled you got to be

Whenever you make a progress, you always let him be the first to know, and he is absolutely hopelessly haunted by that

Since he's considered an expert in the field since he was a kid, he would teach you some techniques in stealth and infiltration to help you along the way

When you both were training karate together once, you accidentally punched him in his dong (ahem). He passed out the rest of the day and you kept on apologizing and crying out of embarrassment

In the middle of your training, he flirts with you in a sarcastic way in purpose to distract you. He's not actually really good at that since he has some trouble expressing his feelings, especially to you. So he ends up messing everything up and you get to fight him for embarrassing you each time

"Ahh, look at how cute you are. I really envy that manichéenne you're choking, I wish that was me" and you literally make his wish come true and start choking him instead

If you both are really close/officially in a relationship, he would take every chance during the training to appreciate you with some physical movements, like steeling a kiss from you, patting your head, fondling and playing with your scalp, or even giving you a light spank. He loves seeing your face gets colored with blush

"I swear to God if you keep on twiddling in front of the other trainees, I'll kill you!" "I really would like to see you try"

Once you get in the battlefield, he will keep you close to him to make sure you're a little more safer since this is your first time and you still need to adapt and get used to it

[genquerdeer]

Otacon: Ah yes. Our adopted daughter. My husband. And his 25 trained Alaskan huskies.

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Darryl: Listen, your mission is to infiltrate the jungle and capture all of the monkeys. Molly: You said monkeys? Darryl: Yes.

[geekysteven]

OTACON: I spent a lot of time with the enemy sniper. Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

SOLID SNAKE: yes, but listen, do you know what a red flag is?

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

Doctor Coomer, leading Gordon out of the flooded part of the facility: Look, Gordon! We've managed to avoid drowning!

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Karkat: WHY DO I KEEP GETTING ADS FOR HARD TEA

Terezi: DR1NK MY L1QU1D BOY

[the-quotes-of-destruction]

Meryl: "I should apologize for Johnny. He's an idiot."

Meryl: "They purposefully trained him wrong, as a joke."

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One thing I love about the Metal Gear series is that it’s the antithesis to gamer-bro culture saying that games shouldn’t be “political”.

Metal Gear PROUDLY wears its politics on its sleeve! Characters go on long monologues about their political views, they have debates about the nature of humanity and how that applies to politics. Metal Gear doesn’t give a shit about catering to everyone, it has a statement to make and you’re going to fucking listen to it if you want to get to that sweet stealth-action gameplay.

This should not work, it should be cringe, but it does, because Metal Gear also happens to be off the wall fucking insane, and plays it 100% sincere. There’s giant robots. Giant robots fighting other giant robots. People with insane powers who’s only explanation for why they have them is “nanomachines”. The main charcter of the series is a clone of the main antagonist who is also the protagonist himself.

Here, in this world of cyborg ninjas, giant robots, and all other manner of completely sincere sci-fi nonsense, we can be honest about our politics, and I think that’s beautiful.