#incorrect storm

[spider-manz]

[sasuke-naruto]

Naruto and Sasuke daily life

[stupidlybookish]

Violet, drunk: *points to Xaden* That’s my boyfriend, suckers!

Xaden: Your husband, honey.

Violet: MY HUSBAND! Even better!

[incorrect-fourthwing]

Garrick: Uh-oh.

Xaden: What?

Garrick: I see an angry wife coming this way.

Xaden: Yours or mine?

Garrick: Does it matter?

Xaden: If it’s mine, there’s a chance we might live, but if it’s yours, we are dead.

[mysterylilycheeta]

Violet: Sit down, I'm gonna torture you now Xaden, smirking: kinky. Violet: I think you're sweet and breathtaking. Xaden: What— Violet: You deserve to be cared for. Xaden: Stop, now— Violet: Your feelings are valid and deserve to be heard. Xaden: I need a safeword!

[kingdom-of-sins]

Violet: I just killed someone

Xaden: That my girl!

Sloane: I think I just killed someone

Dain: You know there is a long lecture coming about how killing is wrong but first tell me where the body is so we can take care of it before anyone finds out

Garrick: How many did you kill?

Imogen: 50

Garrick: Damn it! I am still at 30

[skyfallscotland]

(iron flame) xaden: "you didn't ask me"

(onyx storm) aaric: "you didn't ask me”

violet: for FUCK'S SAKE SPEAK UP!!!

[justascrollingghost]

Andarna: so why did we all choose our riders?

Sgaeyl: his strength, courage and loyalty to those he loves

Tairn: I do not need to explain my choices to you

Teine: she’s never been wrong in her whole life and neither have I

Feirge: her determination

Aotrom: he’s just really fucking funny!

[bodhidurrans]

Garrick: *grabs panicked first year and points at Xaden* That’s our Duke of Tyrrendor. Stoic, terrifying, deadly and a damn good kisser in a crisis. We call him Honey Bear.

First year (sweating): I- uh.. yes, Lieutenant Tavis.

Garrick: *stares at first year expectantly*

First year (terrified): *nods at Xaden* Good morning.. uh- Honey bear.

Xaden: *death glare directed at Garrick* I hope the poison finishes the job next time.

[hurtspideyparker]

I love the identity porn trope where a character is shit talking the person's other identity to the person. Or just in general where they like one version of the person and not the other

Deadpool: Spidey this Parker guy sure likes trashing your rep in the newspaper. Want me to trash his head in with a pipe?

Peter: Um, no Wade. He's just doing his job

Deadpool: And so am I, which is breaking the legs of those who hurt my pookie

Peter: Please don't ever go near that poor photographer.

Johnny: Can you believe this guy Webs? Cocky little nerd thinks his time is worth more than The Johnny Storm

Peter: Yeah he sounds like a real asshole

Steve: I can't stand Stark, what a money hungry, narcissistic, gallivanting, impolite bastard. I can't believe we have to work for that guy. At least he makes good armor, right Iron Man?

Tony: I whole-heartedly agree, what a complete dick

[bookswchai]

Violet: Did you have to stab them?

Ridoc: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.

Rhiannon: What did they say?

Ridoc: "What are you going to do, stab me?"

Sawyer: That’s fair.

[xadenxaddy]

Dain: You know, for someone who talks so much, you’re not as smart as you think.

Sloane: And you’re not as charming as you think, but here we are.

Ridoc: I’ve seen Violet and Xaden do this, so let me give you some advice: cut the crap and hook up already.

Sloane and Dain turn, glaring at him.

Ridoc: Yeah... I’ll just... go now.

[sasuke-naruto]

Naruto x Sasuke Amor ❤️

[stupidlybookish]

Sloane: Crushes are the worst!

Dain: I know! Whenever I’m around mine, I always act stupid.

Sloane: Pft, you always act stupid.

Dain:

Dain: Please don’t think on that too hard.

[incorrect-fourthwing]

Xaden: You’re the love of my life and my best friend, I would do any thing for you.

Violet: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Xaden: Absolutely not.

[mysterylilycheeta]

Violet: Fuck me if I'm wrong but- Xaden: Wrong. You are wrong Violet: I haven't even said- Xaden, taking his shirt off: You are WRONG