#incorrect domino

[spider-manz]

[demonicsuffrage]

Bruce has a strict 'no metas/powers (except duke) allowed in Gotham' policy in place but it has a clause, BYOR (Bring Your Own Robin)

No one is allowed entry untill and unless they can produce their very own certified robin-shaped identity card

Whenever someone with even a hint of supernatural powers in them arrives at Gotham, they're first met with Bruce standing at the city border with a notepad in hand

Bruce: State your name and purpose.

Kon: Kon-el, here to hangout!

Bruce: Your Robin?

Kon, flourishing Tim from behind him: Ta-Da!

Tim, waves: Hey Bruce

Bruce: Approved, you may enter

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Bruce: Name and purpose?

Hal: Here to investigate a case, Hal Jordan

Bruce: Your Robin?

Hal: I.... don't have one?

Bruce: Denied

Hal: What?! But-

Bruce: Denied.

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Bruce: Yes, Wally, where's your robin?

Wally: Oh shit lemme just- *zaps away and returns with Dick, who was in the midst of brushing his teeth, in a bridal carry*- Here!

Bruce, grumbling a little: Fine. Approved.

Dick: You gotta stop using me as a key already, man

Wally: Blame Bruce.

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Bruce: Name and purpose?

Clark: Clark Kent, here for our monthly barbecue

Bruce: Robin?

Clark, producing an actual robin bird: Does this count?

Bruce:.....yes

[tattycoram]

Rex: Ok, this is the fourth time this week! Echo, do you really think your brother likes being suspended from the ceiling against his will? Fives, duct taped to the ceiling: Do not speak for my interests!

[captaineyayah]

Rex: Echo just got mad at Fives and called him ugly, and Fives got really upset about it and started crying.

Rex: They're identical twins.

Rex: Identical. Twins.

[sanshinexx]

In a world where Fives survived

[More incorrect quotes and fanart here]

[walterfairholmes]

Cadet Echo, to Fives: It's okay to be sad, sometimes we need to let our feelings out, just let yourself be sad.

99: Oh that's so lovely, well done. Why is he crying?

Echo: I hit him.

[gamelpar]

Cody: [bursts through the door with a water gun pointed at Rex] PICK ONE TO KEEP

Rex, panicking: ECHO

Cody: now you know who he loves most

Fives:

[thelastd0mino]

hunter: text me to say you’re home safely

omega: I’m home dangerously

hunter: stop it.

omega: I’m home lethally

[jo-the-cosmic-being]

Echo: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Fives, seriously: maybe you’re pregnant

Echo: …

Fives: …

Echo: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You, for suggesting that or me because I almost had a panic attack

[destinyhasdialedback]

[suck-a-egg]

Echo: Here's Jesse sleeping during a mission. And here's Fives drawing on Jesse’ face as he sleeps during a mission.

Rex: Very mature.

Echo: We try.

[bibannana]

Rex *finishing a briefing with the 212th*: See you out there boys. *makes finger guns and winks before walking off*

Obi-wan *blinks*: What?

Cody *absolutely disgusted*: Why?

Fives *wheezing*: He did it! He actually did it!

Echo *being held up by Waxer and Boil*: Mission successful!!

Ahsoka *grins and high fives them both*: We've been teaching Rex some modern slang.

Obi-wan *slowly blinks*: I can see that.

Anakin *enters*: Greetings my fellow friends!

Cody *shaking his head*: Force, they got Skywalker too.

Fives *grins*: Nah, he's always been like that.

Taglist: @staycalmandhugaclone @soliloquy-of-nemo @nekotaetae @jiabae @sexy-rex

[renton6echo]

Another M*A*S*H-inspired comic featuring the lovely Hardcase and Captain Rex. I’m having so much fun with these.

See previous comic 1 of 2.

If you have another scene you would like to see please hit my Ask Box.

[tattycoram]

Cody, holding a microphone: Captain Rex have you ever thought of having more children? Rex: You mean adopting? Cody: Adopting, abducting, however you got the twins Rex:

[stormyblue90]

Meanwhile, in the 501st barracks...

Fives: opens fridge, takes out a container labeled ECHO'S FOOD! DO NOT TOUCH! 8 Nuna wings, 27 Fries

Fives:

Fives: 😈 Hehehe takes ONE (1) wing

Duel of the Fates begins to play in the background

Fives: ....Why do I hear boss music?

Echo: standing behind him

[crashlanding-skywalker]

[The domino twins meeting the command batch for the first time]

Fives, smiling: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Fox: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Gregor: Oh wow, my childhood innocence, Thank you for finding this.

Wolffe: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Bly: Moral code, is that you?!

Echo:

Fives:

Echo, concerned: We were just gonna show you this cool trunk Nala Se left us but do you guys need a hug?