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James: is it hot in here or is it just you?

Regulus:

Regulus: YOUR ON FIRE STOP FLIRTING DUMBASS

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What an autistic person says: "How long is it going to take?"

What they mean: "I want to know whether to activate my short term waiting mode where I just wait and do nothing else, or activate my long term waiting mode where I occupy my mind with something else. I fully understand that both are possibilities, and I have no problem whatsoever with either one, but I want more information so I can best adapt to the situation."

What neurotypical people hear: "I am impatient and demand that everything I want happen right now. Please scold me and publicly humiliate me for it."

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when James and Reggie got together and James met Reg's friends he took one look at Barty and Evan and he just went god damn it not again

because the flashbacks to pre-relationship Sirius and Remus are hard and he does not want to go through that again

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taylor swift just needs to admit she is mskingbean89 at this point

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AU where Remus turns on his first day as a Hogwarts Professor - either on the train ride or during the Start-of-Term Feast - because September first, 1993, WAS A FUCKING FULL MOON.

Imagine you've created a magical world where you can make up literally everything, and you don't need to do ANY research. And then you fail to consult a fucking calendar.

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Regulus: Do you trust me?

James: Always

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Barty: Do you trust me?

Evan: Of course I fucking don't. I know you're crazy. You know you're crazy. The whole wizarding world knows you're crazy. Don't ask stupid questions!

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James *poking Remus*: Remus. Remus. Remus. Remus wake up. Remus. Remus.

Remus:

James: Remus. Remus. MOONY!!

Remus: OH MY GOD, WHAT??

James: Oh good, since you're awake-

Remus: *groans*

James: -your plan didn't work

Remus: What plan?

James: When you told me to throw confetti over Regulus' head to get him to date me

Remus: I specifically said 'Do NOT, under any circumstances, do that James'

James: Exactly! That's basically telling me to do it!

Remus: It didn't work on Lily, how the hell did you think it would work on Regulus

James: I couldn't have known!! They're such different people!!

Remus: And which parts of those "differences" made you think Regulus Black would be more receptive to being thrown confetti at in front of the whole school

James: Crouch and Rosier still laugh hysterically every time they see me..

James: So what do you suggest I do? Make even a grander gesture in front of everyone??

Remus: No! What-

James: Maybe sing him a song??

Remus: I-

James: That I wrote??

Remus: You're INSANE

James: On my guitar??

Remus *checks the watch*: It's 3 AM James go f-

James: In the great hall??

Remus: I don't even care at this point

James: You're a genius. I knew I came to the right person

Remus: That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard and I feel like I should call Regulus to warn him about you. But you seem convinced so. God bless. *slumps back to bed*

James: Do you believe in god Remus?

Remus: *voice muffled by the pillow* I believe in hell. And I'm in it.

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Dorcas: I’m passing the phone to someone who’s addicted to dragon soup.

Marlene: I’m passing the phone to a ginger.

Lily:

Lily: I am passing the phone to someone who’s mean to everyone.

Regulus: first of all, that was a lie, second of all, I’m passing the phone to the person with the hugest glasses you have ever seen in your whole life ever.

James: I’m passing the phone to someone who’s really annoying in the morning because they have so much energy.

Mary: hello! I am passing the phone to the biggest undercover party animal!!

Remus: ...I am passing the phone to the person who’s mostly to go home early from a party because it’s past his bedtime.

Sirius:

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Happy birthday James Potter! Too bad you're dead, you would've loved Taylor Swift

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i would so do that he's so me

Regulus: if you do that again, I'll throw you out the fucking window you-

Regulus:

Regulus: what the fuck are you doing?

James: checking how high the drop is, see if it's worth it.

Regulus:

Regulus: you little bitch

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DROP EVERYTHING ITS JAMES POTTERS BIRTHDAY

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what's ur favorite marauders era ship? :)

100% jegulus

even though I also really love rosekiller (and ofc wolfstar and dorlene my babies<3) but like yeah jegulus is definitely my comfort ship (what comfort? we're in the marauders fandom) probably because I relate A LOT to james (i'm such a james kinnie) and I also kin reg so yeah I can really see myself in both and I love their dynamic and all their tropes (fr grumpy x sunshine, slytherin x gryffindor, best friend's brother,...)

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I'M GONNA CRY

Peter to Remus, who’s about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one. James, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves. Marlene: That sounds so threatening… Lily: The Wedding Games… Sirius: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor. Remus: Beautiful. Peter: Fuck all of you!

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we've done it again folks

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happy stab a roman senator day

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In light of the upcoming holiday, remember it is cool and sexy to murder politicians.