#yr incorrect quotes

[frogprinsen]

Simon: Hey, Wille, could you do me a small favour?

Wilhelm: I would literally die for you, but go on.

[fragcc]

Interviewer: have you ever had an argument with your boyfriend?

Wille: me and Simon don't argue, he tells me to shut up and I do

[caramelpenguin]

Felice: Hey, Wille? Can I get some dating advice? Wille: Just because I'm with Simon doesn't mean I know how I did it.

[simsim54]

Wilhelm: I’M GOING TO KILL AUGUST! I WILL MAKE HIM REGRET THE DAY HE THOUGHT OF DOING AUCH A HORRIBLE THING TO US! I’M THE FUCKING CROWN PRINCE OF SWEDEN AND I’M GOING TO FUCKING SHOW EVERYONE WH- Simon: Wille sit the fuck down and eat your food Wilhelm: Oki :P iloveyou

[all-things-sigust]

"you shouldn't care if people see you crying, alright? especially you."

"what, why?"

"because I think you look really beautiful when you cry."

[rhetorical-conscience]

Simon: *unconscious*

Sara: Oh my God, Simon's not breathing!

Marcus: I can give him mouth-to-mouth.

Simon: *wakes up*

Simon: Don't.

[celaenaeiln]

Bruce: *sees a motorcade come up on his right* *ignores*

Timmy in the back eying the group suspiciously: ….

*tapping on glass*

Dick: B, there’s someone tapping on my side.

Bruce: Don’t roll the window down they could be-

Dick: *already rolling the window down* *GASP* ROMMEY?! ROMMEY! ROMMEY!!

A 45 yr old grizzled man with a smoker’s voice, nicknamed Rommey by Dick: heya Dickie, how it’s going kiddo.

Dick: ROMMEY IM SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU AGAIN!

Another motorbiker with a full claw scar down his face: what about the rest of us, kid? Forget about us?

Dick: MANES! DERRICKA! IZZY!!

Derrick-I take down mercenaries for fun but let a kid I like call me DERRICKA-Rolan: You little shit, why’d we not hear from you after you fucked off to neverland huh?!

Isabella-what? Someone went missing? I had nothing to do with it, it’s total coincidence that I hated him-Hodges: Maybe he doesn’t like us, Der. That right, Dickie?

Dick: *flabbergasted* No!! It’s a long story! After I left I ran out of gas and then some girl crashed into my bike and sent it flying off the cliff but I dove off it first and then I had to walk to the nearest motel on bare feet because I gave her my shoes and then I met this half bear half man and I’ll be pleased to tell you that it was a beary bearable encounter once he got his bearings hahahahaha- *progressively climbing out of the car as the story goes on*

Bruce: Dick! Get back in the car! *having one hand on the steering wheel and grabbing the back of his shirt with the other to keep his wayward son from falling out*

Dick: Wait- *accidently twisting too far and nearly braining himself on the speeding asphalt*

Rommey: DICK!

Bruce: DICK!

Rommey, Derricka, Izzy, and Manes: *grabbing the front half to prevent Dick from becoming like two-face*

Bruce: *letting go of the wheel to grab Dick’s bottom half for the same reason*

Tim: *high pitched screaming from the back* DICK! Tₕₑ Wₕₑₑₗ! ₜₕₑ Wₕₑₑₗ!!!

Bruce: *struggling to pull his son in while the motorcade struggles to pull him out to sit on a bike thus leading to Dick hanging in limbo out the window of a car going 80mph on a freeway* GRAB THE WHEEL TIM

Tim: *sacrificing a few ribs on the edge of the front car seat* IM TRYING! I CANT REACH THE CRUISE CONTROL AND DONT LEAN BACK AND OH MY GOD SIGN POST! SIGN POST! THE POST! THE POSSSTTTTT!!!

Dick, Bruce, Tim, and motorcade: *furious screaming and shouting and panicking*

*2 hours later*

*Arriving at the manor*

Jason: damn what happened to you lot, you look like you went through hell and back.

Bruce and Tim: *drained, pale-faced, messy, sweating, and heaving*

Dick: *a curl of hair falling elegantly into his shining eyes* I just had the time of my life, Jay!

Jason who is well acquainted with Dick’s “Time of the life”s: ah. My condolences.

Tim: Never again. *flopping on the ground and cater-pilling his way up the stairs*

Damian: Father, this is such disgraceful attire! Fix yourself at once, mother would be embarrassed by such a visage! What in holy reincarnation have you been doing?!

Bruce: Never again, Dick.

Dick: it’s nothing Dami, they were just helping me.

Damian: Father, I am ashamed of you. Why must you devolve to such a state when you assist Grayson, he is perfectly capable of extraordinary feats without your input. I suggest you refrain from interfering with his success again.

Bruce:

Bruce: Damian, you-

Dick: Bruce. *smiling pleasantly*

Jason: *immediately sneaking off*

Bruce’s life momentarily flashing before his eyes: …..nothing. Go finish your homework. *trudging off to whine to Alfred about how no one’s gonna believe him*

Dick: *sincerely* what a great day! 😊

[reidiot]

felice: how's everyone doing?

simon: i'm breathing.

felice: setting the bar pretty low, huh?

simon: well, it's more than wille.

wille, having a panic attack, an existential crisis and a mental breakdown, all at the same time: honestly, fuck you.

[zee-has-commitment-issues]

Young Royals Characters As Text Messages Dani @the-navistar-carol & I Have Sent Each Other Pt 15:

hehe we're gonna use stills from S3 for this one hehe

A quick guide to us: everything in blue was sent by me (Zee). Everything in grey was sent by Dani. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14

Wilhelm (grey) & Simon (blue):

Henry:

Sara:

Rosh (blue) & Ayub (grey):

Wilhelm:

Simon:

Vincent (blue) & Nils (grey):

Maddie:

Fredrika:

Wilhelm (blue) & Simon (grey):

Starting and ending on wilmon because endgame bitches. We hope you laughed and cried with us during season 3. We hope we made you giggle during this post. As always, permission was given to post all of these. Everything in this part was sent between when part 14 was posted and now.

[sky-neverending]

Simon: *has beef with the monarchy*

Wille: *has beef with himself*

Wille: hey we have a common interest

Wille: We should kiss ya know

[probablyjustanotheryrblog]

simon: *sneaking back into his room through a window*

ayub (turning in his chair and flicking the lights on): mind telling me where you've been?

simon: uhh i was at rosh's...

rosh (turning around in her own chair): try again.

[frogprinsen]

Wilhelm: Simon and I have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other

Wilhelm: We've been awake since Friday

Simon: WELL IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG-

[fragcc]

Wille: Erik, this is Simon, my boyfriend

Erik: couldn't you find anyone better?

Wille: don't say that, Simon is great and I love h–

Erik: chill out dude, I was talking to Simon

[caramelpenguin]

Simon: I couldn't sleep last night. Ayub: You know what they say. When you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Simon: Who the hell would be thinking about me at 3am?! Wille: *panicked silence*

[simsim54]

Show me something that didn't age well?

[toofacedbiitch]

Biblically accurate Olle, Oski and Felle