#incorrectrwby

[iamafanofcartoons]

@thepalestrose gave me great inspiration with their incorrect rwby post

www.tumblr.com/thepalestrose/681553149401710592/penny-hello-weiss-i-would-like-to-remind-you-how

[toriwest]

Ride With Me

Scenario: The group decided to take a road trip in Atlas on their day off. Yang is driving with Blake riding Shotgun, Jaune is sitting behind Blake with Weiss behind Blake. In the second last row is Oscar sitting between Ruby & Penny. Finally Ren & Nora are in the very back.

Weiss: Nora for the love of the brothers! Calm down!

Nora, jumping and kicking in her seat: But I’m booooored! Where are we even going???

Yang, with confidence: It ain’t about the destination, it’s about the journey! At least we missed that Blizzard the other day!

Oscar: To be fair, every “journey” we take normally involves us risking our lives.

Blake, jokingly: Said by the kid who took a train to Haven.

Oscar, retorting in an equally joking matter: And how you got there is still a mystery to us all.

Jaune: Besides Nora, it’s our first day off in awhile. Sometime for us to unwind and be at peace.

Ruby: At peace?? I think I left that behind from seeing thousands of heaps of snow half an hour ago and still continuing to be in my vision!

Weiss, socially exhausted: You two are nothing but children, I swear.

Penny: But friend Weiss, Nora is a legal adult, and while Ruby may still be a minor, she will soon also become a legal adult

Ren: She just means that they are acting like children, Penny

Penny: But I see no performance

Nora, groaning: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Yang: Can someone get her to stop!?

Jaune: Weeeeeeeell.

Blake: I don’t like the sound of this….

Jaune, pulling a guitar out of thin air: Maybe a song may help?

Weiss, rubbing her head: Oh no…

Oscar: Where were you hiding tha-

Jaune, answering quickly: Up my ass- Anyway! I’m gonna play a classic

Weiss: Please brothers, no….

Nora, excited: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

Jaune: *starts strumming guitar*

Ren, amused: Okay, I sense the vibe from this one

Jaune, singing: Where they at?

Penny, confused: Who?

Jaune, singing: Where they at?

Penny, still confused: Who?!

Jaune, singing: Where they at?

Penny, grabs Oscar in fear: Who?!!!

Jaune, starting: If you want to go and take a ride with me

We 3-wheeling in the fo' with the gold D's

Oh why do I live this way?

Yang, adding an ad lib: (Hey, must be the money!)

Jaune: If you want to go and get high with me

Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-E

Oh why must I feel this way?

Yang, and Nora: (Hey, must be the money!)

Jaune: In the club on the late night, feeling right

Looking, trying to spot something real nice

Jaune, looking at Weiss: Looking for a little shorty I noticed so that I can take home

Ren: (I can take home)

Jaune, still looking at Weiss: She can be 18

Ren: (18)

Jaune: with an attitude

Jaune, smiles as Weiss rolls her eyes: Or 19, kinda snotty, acting real rude

Jaune, now looking away in a slight panic as Yang tries not to laugh: But as long as you a thicky-thicky-thick girl you know that it's on

Blake: (Know that it's on)

Jaune: I peep something coming towards me on the dance floor

Sexy and real slow

Saying she was peeping and I dig the last video

"So when Nelly, can we go?" How could I tell her no?

Jaune, slightly trying to guess while staring at Weiss: Her measurements were……. Uh…..

Yang, helping him recover while laughing in between: I like the way you brush your hair

Jaune, recovering: And I like those stylish clothes you wear

I like the way the light hit the ice and glare

And I can see you, boo, from way over there

Jaune & Ren: If you want to go and take a ride with me

We 3-wheeling in the fo' with the gold D's

Oh why do I live this way?

Yang & Nora with Ruby joining in: (Hey, must be the money!)

Jaune and Ren: If you want to go and get high with me

Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-E

Oh why must I feel this way?

Yang, Nora and Ruby: (Hey, must be the money!)

Blake, hoping in: Face and body Frontenac, don't know how to act

Without no vouchers on her boots she's bringing nothing back

You should feel the impact, shop on plastic

When the sky's the limit and them haters can't get past that

Watch me as I gas that 4 dot 6 Range

Watch the candy paint change, every time I switch lanes

It feel strange now

Making a living off my brain, instead of 'caine now

I got the title from my momma put the whip in my own name now

Damn shit done changed now

Running credit checks with no shame now

I feel the fame now

Jaune: (come on),

Blake: I can't complain now

Ren: (no more)

Blake: Shit I'm the mayne now, in and out my own town

I'm getting pages out of Menagerie from Courtney B

Telling me about a party up in Vale City

And can I make it?

Yang: Damn right,

Blake: I be on the next flight

Paying cash; first class - sitting next to Vanna White

Jaune, Ren and Blake: If you want to go and take a ride with me

We 3-wheeling in the fo' with the gold D's

Oh why do I live this way?

Yang, Nora, Ruby, and Penny, bopping their heads: (Hey, must be the money!)

Oscar, internally: Oz, are you humming?

Oz: Why indeed I am. It’s been a long time since I last heard this song

Oscar: Oh, you know this song? It seems really familiar..

Jaune, Ren & Blake: If you want to go and get high with me

Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-E

Oh why must I feel this way?

Oz: Why of course Oscar. I helped create it

Yang, Nora, Ruby and Penny: (Hey, must be the money!)

Oscar externally, with Oz rapping internally: Check, check, yo, I know something you don't know

And I've got something to tell ya

You won't believe how many people straight doubted the flow

Most said that I was a failure

But now the same motherfuckers asking me for dough

And I'm yelling: "I can't help ya"

Weiss, hiding her face, finally joining in: "But Nelly can we get tickets to the next show?"

Oscar: Hell no

Jaune, surprised: (what's witchyou?!)

Yang: you for real?!

Weiss, not caring anymore because she secretly loves the song: Hey yo, now that I'm a fly guy, and I fly high

Now you want to know why: why I fly by

But yo, it's all good, Range Rover all wood

Do me like you should - fuck me good, suck me good

We be them stud huntsmen, 'wishing you was' huntsmen

Popping like we drug dealers, sipping Crissy, bubb' macking

Honey in the club, me in the Benz

Icy grip, telling me to leave with you and your friends

Oscar & Oz: So if shorty want to knock, we knocking to this

Weiss: And if shorty want to rock, we rocking to this

Oscar & Oz: And if shorty want to pop, we popping the Crist'

Weiss: Shorty wanna see the ice, then I ice the wrist

City talk, Nelly listen; Nelly talk, city listen

Oscar & Oz: When I fuck fly bitches; when I walk pay attention

Oscar, Oz & Weiss: See the ice and the glist'; staring or they diss

Honies looking all "they wish" - come on boo, gimme kiss

Jaune, Ren, Blake, Oscar, Oz, and Weiss, going all out: If you want to go and take a ride with me

We 3-wheeling in the fo' with the gold D's

Oh why do I live this way?

Yang, Nora, Ruby, Penny, screaming: (Hey, must be the money!)

Jaune, Ren, Blake, Oscar, Oz and Weiss: If you want to go and get high with me

Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-E

Oh why must I feel this way?

Jaune: If you want to go and take a ride with me

Ren: We 3-wheeling in the fo' with the gold D's

Blake: Oh why do I live this way?

Ruby: (Hey, must be the money!)

Oscar: If you want to go and get high with me

Oz: Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-E

Weiss: Oh why must I feel this way?

Everyone: (Hey, must be the money!)

Yang: Hey, must be the money!

Nora: Hey, must be the money!

Nora, at the top of her lungs: Must be the money!

Everyone: If you want to go and take a ride with me

We 3-wheeling in the fo' with the gold D's

Oh why do I live this way?

Weiss: (Hey, must be the money!)

Jaune, ending it off: If you want to go and get high with me

Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-E

Oh why must I feel this way?

Nora: (Hey, must be the money!)

Song over

Weiss, smiling faintly: Well, that was quite enjoyable. Today proved to be fun after all. I would appreciate if we could do this again.

Nora: You could say that again! But who knew Ice Queen was into melodic rap?

Yang, joking: Guess we should start calling her Elsa

Ruby: Hey, I just noticed something….

Ren: And that is?

Ruby:… We,ve just been trapped in the garage the whole time because of the blizzard that happened the other day….

Everyone: *goes silent*

Weiss, getting out: I’m never doing anything recreational with you all, ever again.

[basicallyxneptune]

Incorrect-WhiteRose

Ruby: Weiss, I want you to look at me straight in the eyes and-

Weiss: You can’t make me to look into those sparkling silver eyes of yours and expect me to be straight.

[rubyisms-archive]

incorrect rwby quotes 1/?

[sunnysunsins]

"Oscar delivered the flowers that Ruby ordered to liven up her pet shop and was about to leave, but kittens had a different idea.."

This is my part of the RG Exchange~

The prompt was for them to be in modern clothes, with Oscar being a florist and Ruby owning a pet shop. Aaaaand I kinda took it and ran.

Shout out to the lovely people of the RG discord server and my person for the gift-giving (incorrectrwby on IG)

[rwbybutincorrect]

RWBY INCORRECT TAKE OVER (starring seb)

ALRIGHT NERDS IM IN CHARGE NOW >) 

unique is in a better place now. this is sebastion. i’ll be your new account runner!!! 

as my first order of business, all quotes will now revolve around MY favs and my favs only. this includes Ruby (and her friends, idc), Penny, and Roman. The other tweets i will send will exclusively revolve around my rwbysona and ocs >) everyone is obligated to draw fan art of them.

fuck hyea. this has been seb, taking over incorrectrwby >) thank you all for your time

(this is all /j by the way <3 i’ve been promoted as admin <3 follow my art account if you want maybe haha........... @sebastiowu​)

[lucytara]

I'm pretty sure you run this twitter account because a) Mamma Mia + bumbleby [twitter(.)com/IncorrectRWBY/status/1032030020393488385] and b) quotes dragging Adam [twitter(.)com/IncorrectRWBY/status/1035473033857826817]

IM IN LITERAL TEARS AT THE ADAM ONE 

I WISH I COULD TAKE CREDIT FOR THIS GENIUS

[iamafanofcartoons]

Good morning @tupayapsina

I liked this Incorrect RWBY post of yours, so I made it into an image.

[iamafanofcartoons]

For @wackyglackys post

https://www.tumblr.com/wackyglackys/714903591809351680/qrow-with-everything-thats-been-going-on-i

[iamafanofcartoons]

Good morning @rwbybutincorrect

https://rwbybutincorrect.tumblr.com/post/703358523686502400/cinder-after-returning-from-the-dead-for-the  Now complete!

[iamafanofcartoons]

So @good-rwbyaus had this little version of SAO Abridged https://www.tumblr.com/good-rwbyaus/657380095570345985/so-i-saw-sa0a-kirito-speech-mercury-and-omg-that And you know me, I love a challenge to make a photoedit story.

[toriwest]

Hottake

Oscar falling in Volume 7 had more tension and emotion than RWBY, Jaune and Neo falling in Volume 8

(Also way more hype)

[toriwest]

How Oscar’s annual “goes missing” arc will go in Volume 9

Emerald: Ren! Nora! Oscar is missing!

Nora: Ah okay. Give him two days

Emerald:… You sound so used to this

Ren: Happens every year

Meanwhile

Oscar: Annual two day vacation, here I come!

[toriwest]

Yang: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk.

Yang: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.

Ren: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.

[toriwest]

Ruby: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.

Jaune: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

[toriwest]

Future Oscar to RRAYNBW whenever they meet a new character and wants them to join

Oscar: Guy’s we can’t ADOPT people our age or a couple years younger

Nora: Ha! Check your records! You’re now legally Oscar Valkeryie, Lie, Arc, Rose- Xiaolong, Schnee, Belladonna, Branwen!

Oscar:… Okay when and how-