#maria calavera

[cinnaworm]

my first page for the rwby prism zine - leftover sales are open :]]

[jedidragonwarriorqueen]

i cope with making memes. good thing i already have this series going

[brokentrafficknight]

[hadesisqueer]

Part II because istg this guy

[dummybirdnero]

I'll be the weirdo and ask DWR goobers doing anything you want them to be doing. (Ruby, Weiss, and Young Maria is the girls)

SUMMONING CIRCLE

[erros429]

i’ve said this before and i’ll say it again. crwby absolutely wasted making two of the hottest designs and then doing nothing more with them. i am referring to, of course, sienna khan and young maria calavera

[blue-cheeseinmyoffwhites]

RWBY SHITPOST TIME

[superiorsturgeon]

DeadPyr:

Adam: *tosses tied-up Jaune on the ground*

Jaune: Oof! What do you assholes want?!

Cinder: *crouches down in front of Jaune* Don’t worry, blondie, we’re not going to hurt you. You’re just bait for your girlfriend, Pyrrha!

Jaune: My girlfriend is dead!

Cinder: Yeah…see, that’s what I thought! But she just keeps coming back!

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Pyrrha: *at the laundromat, trying to scrub bloodstains from her suit*

Maria Calavera: *doing her laundry beside Pyrrha* Use lemon juice and baking soda to clean blood out of clothes.

Pyrrha: 😲

Maria: …idiot…

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Garbage Truck: *pulls up beside shady hideout building*

Pyrrha: *half climbs, half falls out the back*

Pyrrha: Thanks for the ride! Sorry for bleeding all over your garbage!

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Pyrrha: *tearing through a hideout of bandits*

Vernal/Shay D Man: *run to safe room and slam the door behind them*

Pyrrha: *trying to break into safe room* Come on! It’s my anniversary today and I’m running late! 😫

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Neo: *behind the bar* So you’re back from the dead, huh? Have you told your boyfriend?

Pyrrha: No…! I’m terrified of what he’ll say when he sees my face…😭

Neo: Oh, come on, how bad can it-

Pyrrha: *pulls back her hood, revealing her scars*

Neo: WHOA!! Your face looks like an avocado face-fucked a topographic map! 😨

Pyrrha: Thank you…😑

Neo: It must’ve been serious hate-fucking…there was something wrong in the relationship…😰

Pyrrha: Thank you…😓

Neo: I’m sorry, but you look…haunting…!

Pyrrha: *face on the table*…thank you…😭

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Pyrrha: *smashes phone down* AAAARGH!!!

Neo: Shit, they’ve got Jaune?!

Pyrrha: …I need guns!

Neo: Which guns?

Pyrrha: ALL OF THE GUNS!!! 🤬

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Pyrrha: Okay…I need your help…! They’ve got Jaune! 😓

Nora/Ren: 🤨

Ren: All right, but in return we’d like you to consider joining us!

Pyrrha: Okay…FINE…

Pyrrha: *muttering as she turns away* …it’s funny…all the other teams have four members, but I only ever see two of you…

Pyrrha: …it’s almost like the writer was too lazy to add more characters…

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Pyrrha: *standing on Cinder’s body*

Cinder: 😵

Pyrrha: …I’m just a girl…standing in front of a boy…

Pyrrha: …Oh my gods, what the hell am I going to say to him?!?!

Ren: *turning away* Well, you’d better think of something quick…!

Nora: 🤭

Pyrrha: What…? *turns around*

Jaune: 😡

Pyrrha: 😱

[eviltomb]

Rewatching vol 6 and oof, Maria really saw how through Ruby.

“you don’t give yourself enough credit. That’s not a good thing.”

And here she is, 3 volumes later, Ruby taking too much negative credit and not seeing enough of the good actions she takes.

[juanarc-thethird]

The Wounded Damsel

Jaune: *Helping Winter up* Are you ok?

Winter: Thank you Jaune. I still haven't recovered from the fight. The maiden's powers have affected me a lot. Could you help me walk to my room? If it's not too much trouble of course.

Jaune: Sure, I help you.

Winter: Thank you, you are very kind.

In the distance, Winter notices her sister watching them. She looks in her direction and gives her a victorious smile. Confused, Weiss is silent by such action.

Maria: *Behind Weiss* The wounded damsel, a classic. You know, It was with this tactic that I managed to tie the knot with my husband at the time.

Weiss: *Angry* WHAT?!

Maria: Oh the memories.

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Penny: Jaune? Might I borrow you for a moment?

Jaune: Uh, yeah? What For?

Penny: First and foremost, Please wash your hands and dry them completely, then meet me in my quarters.

Jaune: Okay?

Penny: Sensational. I will see you in a few minutes.

~~~~~

Jaune: Okay Penny, What -

Jaune: You are naked! You are, Naked.

Penny: Yes?

Jaune: Uh, wha- what do you need help with?

Penny: Oh! I simply require lubricant applied to certain areas I cannot reach on my own.

Penny: *Back opens* While it is not immediately necessary, I would feel better if it were handled sooner, rather than later. Are you able and Willing to help?

Jaune: I - Uh - Yes. Yes I am. Why not someone else?

Penny: You were simply the first person I found. (Hic)

Jaune: You can hiccup?

Penny: It is a response to low fluid levels. (Hic!)

~~~~~

Jaune: So that's where I was.

Ruby: ...

Blake: Huh. That was nice of you.

Yang: Heh. First time in a girl and it wasn't even sexy.

Ruby: Not sexy?

Jaune:I mean she was naked but-

Ruby: Not sexy?!?!

Yang: Well-

Ruby: HOW DARE YOU TAKE HER FOR GRANTED!

Jaune: Rubes-

Ruby: DON'T YOU 'RUBES' ME YOU LUCKY, DENSE SON OF A SELLSWORD!

Weiss: Oh Ruby's Angry.

Ruby: SHE BARED HER MOST DELICATE, IMPORTANT PARTS TO YOU!

Nora: (Sell-sword?)

Ren: (Mercenary)

Ruby: Of course you of all people wouldn't get it! Why not me!

Jaune: What- Ruby I get you like weapons but-

Ruby: She HICCUPED, YOU MUD-FILLED M16-

~~~~~

Penny: Jaune was inside me today.

Pietro: *Chokes on his coffee*

Maria: *Cackling* HA! HAhahahahHA!

Pietro: *Ahem* Dear, Do your remember the conversation about Idioms, Turn-of-phrase, and similes?

Penny: Yes. Does Someone being "Inside" another carry inappropriate connotation?

Pietro: Yes, It has sexual implication to it.

Penny: *Blushing* Oh. That is intriguing information.

Maria: And yet she doesn't deny it's accuracy!

Pietro: Maria!

Penny: *Blushing Harder* Miss Calavera, Be Quiet!

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Pyrrha: Oh, What did you say? Well I'm sorry.

Pyrrha: Sorry For what I'm about to Fucking do to you!

Ruby: Shit!

Jaune: Merde!

Blake+Penny: Merda!

Maria: ¡Mierda!

Nora: Skítt!

Weiss: Scheisse!

Yang+Ren: Lā shǐ!

[anthurak]

To further build on the discussion of Ruby’s Silver Eyes and how they might play into Volume 9, I feel like at some point we’re really going to need a different name for this ability than simply ‘Silver Eyes’, because I feel like they kind of give the wrong impression.

For a while now, I’ve been getting the sense that a lot of people assume that the Silver Eyed Warriors are simply people with ‘special eyes’. That their power is entirely limited to/contained within their eyes. When in fact the show has already demonstrated that this is NOT the case.

Remember back in Volume 6 that despite having lost her eyes, Maria still displayed the ability to heavily resist and even shrug off the effects of the Apathy, just as Ruby did. Something that in hindsight pretty clearly came from their power as Silver Eyed Warriors.

Combined with the shot in the OP this volume of silver light emanating from Ruby’s chest, rather than her eyes, I think we can only assume that for the Silver Eyed Warriors, their ‘eyes’ are NOT actually the source of their power, but merely a conduit for that power.

As I’ve stated previously, I think at this point it is pretty clear that there is a LOT more to the Silver Eyes than just some kind of ‘anti-grimm lasers’.

And the funny thing is, I’m also starting to think this might be an intentional bit of narrative misdirection. Just like the audience, Ruby and basically all of her predecessors have been assuming that their power was just their silver eyes. But before too long (likely during this volume), both we and Ruby will be learning that there is FAR more to her power than just a set of ‘special eyes’.

[brokentrafficknight]

Saph's reaction to Jaune bringing his new girlfriend to her house, Elm

[hadesisqueer]

How many times has a character in RWBY been stopped from swearing? I can count Robyn trying to say bullshit but being cut off by Yang, María trying to say “stick right up your ass” and trying to call Cinder a bitch but being stopped by Ruby and Neo attacking her. And Glynda trying to tell Ironwood “you treat every situation like it's a contest of measuring di--” and Ozpin immediately interrupting her.

Like let them swear

[ryuto12]

Random RWBY Part Possibly 23:

Don't know the order of all these but anyway, headcanon and idea time

Maria, in her 70-90 years of life has not once paid her taxes.

Tai teaches a hand-to-hand class, Qrow used to teach a weapons construction class.

Salem has never once rolled out of bed, she has without fail for over a thousand years levitated from her mattress.

Weiss is always the last person to wake up, Ruby is the first but usually wakes Blake up by making some random noise while getting ready. Yang wakes up at any point during this.

Kali is like 2-7 years older than Ghira. I just don’t think they’re the same age and I think he’s younger.

Oscar was homeschooled.

Qrow, Ruby and Yang can’t stop making weed brownies while they were at the house in Mistral and Oscar keeps almost accidentally eating them.

He’s only stopped by Jaune, who after an unfortunate accident during their Beacon days ended up high during a history test and fucking passed it with flying colors.

Weiss spends like three weeks begging them to stop because the kitchen smells like marijuana (she refuses to call it anything else). After days of bargaining they finally come to the agreement to invest heavily in Remnant febreze and only smoke by windows or outdoors too. Despite that the smell will never leave unless Salem succeeds in ending the world.